/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

>>61969640
I love your wife so much

I miss my wife so much..

Please love my daughterwife.

Remember to send feedback to Cover about the antis, doxxfags and seething faggots spamming Gura's VOD comments.
https://cover-corp.com/en/report
https://cover-corp.com/en/report
https://cover-corp.com/en/report

>>61969348
evolution is a fake theory

Maybe we could try to organize one final gift to show we still care about her. Something really heartfelt, that would actually mean something. Something stronger than just a fan letters book. A supernova of emotions.

>>61968181
Oh, it's Darkmaze. "Muh incel"
Try again. I've had sex with 7 different women so tbey incel shit won't work with me. Asking for Gura to communicate with her her fans is not crazy and doesn't make someone an incel. Muh incel muh incel muh incel

>>61969738
as fake as your neovagina

>>61969738

>>61969853
That trident? Me.

>>61969738
Bullshit I've seen Pokémon

>>61969844
Just write her a letter. I know most of you fuckers haven't done that much.

Gurass

>>61969844
Maybe we could collect all the posts from /ggg/ from the beginning and make a very big book out of it, to show her how dedicated we are.
That would be around 40 million posts. I think she would understand how much we love her

>>61970145
This has to be the worst idea you could ever come up with

>>61970145
Imagine her reading all those posts about gooming, raping her etc.

>>61969844
I think if we all post cum trubutes in solidarity, gura will be so touched that she'll come back. What greater show of love is there than cumming on a picture of her face?

>>61970335
Who do you think is the one writing those posts, Chumbud?

>>61970335
She reads those. Gooming became a thing in her chat

>>61970414
Me, actually

>>61970335
I am sure, beyond the shadow of a doubt, that she would be charmed, flattered, and unbearably aroused
Do it

>>61970145
If Gura appreciated something like that, then we wouldn’t be in this position in the first place.

>>61970499
I've already been printing out all my /ggg/ shitposts and mailing them along with condoms full of my goom to Gura's IRL address that I got from her doxx but she's only been streaming less since I started. I tried mailing a decapitated dog head too but then she went on hiatus.

Gura is an enigma

>>61969718
rofl

>>61970635
Yeah, my cute little enigma.

>>61970635
Yeah, she enigsma dick

>>61970708

>>61970618
You are an example to us all

>>61970808
Speak for yourself, tourist

>>61969844
For her birthday this year a bunch of Korean fans set up a huge display with a bunch of cosplayers and she didn't even like the tweet lol

>>61970251
Ok maybe it's a bit to much text.
Instead, we could ask GPT to write a little story for each thread?
For instance:
!

Once upon a time in the whimsical world of Internetia, there was a village called Chumbudville, a place where the villagers were enchanted by virtual realms and the colorful characters who lived within them.

Amongst the most adored was Gura, a tiny shark with a voice as clear as the ocean and a smile that sparkled like the sun on the waves. Gura was not just a character to the villagers; she was a friend, a star in their digital sky, guiding them through days and nights with laughter and song.

One day, a villager named Timmy decided he wanted to share his love for Gura with his family. He gathered all his courage and showed his mother a picture of Gura, hoping to bridge the worlds of Chumbudville and his home. But his mother didn't understand; she saw only a picture and heard only a clip. Timmy felt a wave of sadness, like a cloud covering his sunny village, but he knew not all tales could be understood by everyone.

In the heart of the village, a grand event was brewing - the Myth Collab. It was a festive gathering where Gura and her friends would perform wondrous acts of joy. The villagers buzzed with excitement, discussing the event with fervent enthusiasm. "Will there be dance and song?" asked Lily, her eyes wide with anticipation. "Of course!" exclaimed Timmy, "And lots of Gurass moments!"

The event was a spectacle, full of laughter, music, and the magic of friendship. Gura shone brightly, and her joy spread through the village like a warm breeze.

In another corner of Chumbudville, a group of villagers was planning a journey to the far-off land of Holofes, where Gura would next appear. They talked of the adventures they would have and the new experiences they would encounter.

And so the days went by, with the villagers of Chumbudville sharing stories, supporting each other, and sometimes, letting their imaginations run wild. They knew that not every story had to make sense, not every dream had to be shared, but in their village, every heart beat in tune with the digital sea.

One villager, an avid collector, spoke of the Gura acrylic stand he had ordered. "How long do you think it will take to arrive?" he mused. "Three months, perhaps?" But in Chumbudville, time was a mere detail, for every moment was filled with the joy of anticipation.

The villagers of Chumbudville understood that their love for Gura and her world might seem peculiar to outsiders. Yet, they knew that in their hearts, the stories they spun and the characters they adored were more than just tales; they were a part of who they were - dreamers in a world that sometimes forgot to dream.

And in the end, they all agreed, "Our love for our tiny little shark wife, Gura, might be from a story, but it brings us together, and that is the truest magic of all."

So, even if the world beyond didn't quite grasp their love for Gura and her enchanting world, the villagers of Chumbudville would always have a home together, united by their shared tales and adventures, living happily ever after in the endless story of the Internet.

>>61969718
Go do it yourself with your alt accounts if it bothers you so much, they are not going to do anything (except if it is actually doxx).

>>61970422
Retard, it wasn't a thing until she invented it in a monster hunter stream.

Gura is sedated!

What if

>>61971330
Cover really wasted their time and money making that new outfit for her lol

So since Gura's back to normal now, will her audience return to the way it was?

>>61971631
>So since Gura's back to normal now
Have someone made a spambot that is super autistic or whaat the actual delusional fuck is this shit?

>>61971694
I want Gura to do that to my dick

>>61971793
Gura have already done that to my tiny dick!

>>61971681
>Tweeting
>Streaming
>Almost certainly looking at her art tags even if she isn't liking
This is as good as it gets, what are you talking about?

>>61969853
fuck off nigger. go get euthanized you fucking atheist pig

Sex with a fembud.

>>61971898
This but unironically.

>>61971898
>>Streaming
This bot sucks, should have trained it on current datasets

>>61971999
It doesn't matter whether it's on her channel or not numbermonkey.

>>61972039
I really hate you in particular

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>61972236
I want to fuck Gura

>>61972236
You're gonna have to post more proof.

So is the only notable gura stuff from sportsfes like 30s of gura/kronii?

>>61972321

>>61972330
>only notable gura stuff
only gura stuff period*

>>61972330
Yeah, the streamers avoided Gura when it was clear that she was on a bender, could not even answer cowboy stuff which she usually is really good at larping with

To many edibles before the event

>>61972330
There's an additional 30 seconds to 1 minute but I wouldn't consider it notable.

>>61972451
It's not edibles. Lack of sleep

I hate Gura the most and Gura hates me the most

>>61972684
Yeah keep telling yourself that it is only lack of sleep

When she was high as snoop dogg during her 3rd anniversary, it was lack of sleep too?

>>61972800
Please take your meds.

>>61971999
Even if we count all of her appearances then she was still only in 3 streams in the last 50 days. That's still abysmal.
We can go full delusional though and say that being in sportsfes is 30+ streams since every other girl saw her there.

>>61971952
Are (You) implying that neovaginas aren't fake (you) drooling trannyloving heathen

>>61972827
Gura ate all of mine, as evident by her behaviour during streaming

ririka asked her to follow. will she do it?

>>61972330
hey, there was also her part in the relay where she made train noises

but yeah, there's not much

>>61972919
Timestamp?

Shitposting is dumb. Everything's dumb. Gura's dumb, but at least she's cute!
Love this girl.

>>61972919
I don't think she even know who she is

won't read the thread
I LOVE GURA!!

>>61973062
She gave Ririka a kiss today, she knows who she is.

>>61969718
They're kinda off the rocker lately, don't you think?

If Gura came back and the first stream she did was ASMR and all she talked about was JOI, even the must anitest of antis would forgive her, right?

>>61973186
Timestamp please? People told me the only important thing was Kronii.

>>61969851
Clearly you don't have anything better to do outside spamming Gura's VOD do you? Maybe find that 8th different woman and be productive. Just some constructive criticism for you anon

>>61973259
I have enough vtubers who masturbate on stream or do JOI already. Why bother?

>>61973344
Because non of them are Gura, what kind of tard reply is this shit

Stop amputating your brain

>>61973344
If Gura did this I could die the next day and say I lived a good life

>>61973062
Neither do half of you guys, let's be real here.

>>61973259
I don't actually particularly want to fuck her and have never jerked off to her. I just talk about goom to fit in. I just need cute fish girl to give me the dopamine hit so I have a reason not to oof myself (in minecraft of course)

After the dust settles with this whole “ghosting” situation, do you guys think Cover will learn from this and handle things differently with their other talent?

>>61973498
Fuck off anti. You don't blend in at all.

>>61973522
Apparently it worked out just fine for Ayame and Haachama why wouldn't it work for Gura?

>>61973498
>never jerked off to her
YOU ARE WORST THAN DORKMAZE

>>61973445
I think most know who she is we just haven't watched her and don't care about her

>>61973655
*worse

>>61973640
Were their situations as grim as Gura? Like did their last streamed video have high occurrence of toxic comments?

>>61973445
I mean I don't even know all the advent girls names

I'm always going to have her back. Someone has to.

>>61973920
>Name every Advent girl without looking
Nerissa
Bijou
Biboo
Fuewawa mococo
Marcia

>>61973445
ririka is the only regloss I watch

>>61973872
What do you think anon? And if they did, would it matter today when their comment sections aren't being spammed every day anymore time later?

>>61973186
Please? Timestamp?

>>61974066
Marcia my beloved

Why is Gura?

Can Gura?

>>61973302
>>61974195
Cute timestamps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9fgFnjuzJ0&t=1978s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9fgFnjuzJ0&t=2967s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9fgFnjuzJ0&t=12302s

>>61974590
Everyone always asks how is Gura, where is Gura, and when is Gura but nobody ever asks why is Gura.

I'm not the only one to feel a heartache right? I don't know if it's because Gura is missing or because of all the amphetamines

>>61973259
I'd unironically drop her. She's not a whore.

https://youtu.be/WHDsoszCzXs?si=-_bB-an97h9F4EsQ
Best moment of this year's SportsFes

>>61974690
waoh did u cooked it urself?

>>61974658
Canned Gura

>>61974678
VERY CUTE THANK YOU

>>61974776
Did she not talk the entire times?

>>61974996
Mane-chan with a soundboard

>>61974996
She wouldn't have been in a lot of other holos voice channels because they were separated by team

>>61974996
Separate VC, she was really talkative with IRyS and Kronii during the downtimes.

>>61974678
These damn girls just couldn't stop kissing each other. Girls can't love girls!

>>61975190
Are there timestamps for those moments?

>>61975190
What talkative moments? There might have been some for the horse race one but Kronii didn't have a pov either so we couldn't spy on their conversation

>>61973323
I don't post comments on YouTube. Try again. Stop replying to me, clearly what I say about Gura lying gets under your skin. You know females hate whiteknight beta male faggots? Right? You'll never get a female that way, Darkmaze.

Please call me Darkmaze.

>>61973259
She'll never do a real ASMR again. Soft talking into her normal mic isn't ASMR. She's only done 1 real ASMR stream

cope status?

>>61975399
nta so I don't know exactly what moments he meant but she was pretty talkative while yellow team was doing both their hunting runs during the holohunt event.

>>61975399
They mean the few times Gura actually responded to conversations. You're a faggot so you probably don't consider that talkative.

>>61973012
Chugga chugga kyun kyun was pretty fuckin cute.

Day 51! Give it up for day 51!

https://twitter.com/xyanaid/status/1720727426819584301

>>61972919
lol really? That is so sad. Gura didn't follow any of the regloss girls. I feel bad for them. Be nice to Gura and she'll shit on you

>>61975626
Lightpath

Look at Gura's butt.

>Gura shows up for sports fes
>Only noteworthy content from her is a few seconds with Kronii and several members calling her cute but nothing else
What even was the point of her showing? Also there were people in the Youtube comments hoping to see a Gura/Ayame collab since Ayame was one of the people who called Gura cute, actual kek to expect something like that ever

>>61974678
cute
I don't really know her but I like Ririka now

>>61975902
No one has posted a timestamp so it must not be true.

>>61975937
Has Ayame ever done ANYTHING with the non-JP members? At least members like Shion and Aqua have done some shit with non-JP's

>>61975937
4 million chukbies used to enjoy Gura, now it's a ghost town

>>61975937
I watched. If Gura was not there I would not have watched. That's the answer.

>>61973640
>Haachama
When did Haachama ghost her fans?

>>61975918
bony

>>61975976
Based gyaru enjoyer

>>61974678
Look at how excited Ririka is to meet Gura, but Gura doesn't even give a fuck....

Is Gura hating Ririka/ReGloss today's angle?

Is gura dead?

>>61976221
>but Gura doesn't even give a fuck....
She did a strip tease in the first video for ririrka, how is that not giving a fuck+

I sweerar the average snacker here si amutated inteligence

>>61976221
The same thing happened with Bijou during Family Feud.

>>61976292
I mean Gura would have overlapped with Regloss if she wasn't already satisfied overlapping with Advent

>>61976346
What world are you living in? It's not this one.

>>61976292
She's probably jealous of all the attention they're getting. It's hard to maintain this level of hype 3years+ after your debut

>>61976346
>Strip tease
Wow so a loli doing something like that is affectionate to you people?

>>61976483
What elswe woudl she do when theyh weerent in the sam teamspiik? The only thing she culd do tere is to shake her non existing monemakers

>>61976459
Of all the things you could have come up with you picked numbers? Try harder.

>>61976618
* mooney

>>61976654
Yeah. Did you ever think about why she hasn't been streaming for the past month? She doesn't want to be ashamed of her numbered compared to the new gen and is waiting a bit so that the hype dies down

>>61976618
ESL?

I am the coolest chumbie.

Disparaging Gura should be a crime punishable by being molested by Bloop.

>>61976788
No, i prefer to play on Faceit

>>61976825
>Bloop
I haven't seen that one around in years.

I miss Blu...

>>61977006
Blu is a whore

Is bloop a guy or a grill?

>>61976403
>muh overlap
No one cares. Stop camping the thread loser.

>>61977139
Gura always calls him he

gura will poop

>>61977463
What does that have to do with anything?

>>61976825
These people seriously think bringing up other Holos will make me care about their anti posting.

>>61977635
I have a Ducati

>>61977006
>>61977070
Blu is NOT a whore, why do people try so hard to make her look bad? Also this is a Gura thread, not a Blu thread.

Yesbud comments aren't even getting likes at this point

>>61977512
Huh, how dare you confuse me. I'll kill you.

Who did it better? Haachama? Or HORFHORFHORF?

>>61977694
>literally collabs with males
Whore

>>61977751
The comments section has become an anti circle jerk.

Hi, my oshi misses her oshi
can you fuckers please bring Gura back?
Thank you

gura doesn’t deserve Shion’s love

>>61974678
Meh, I was expecting Gura to make a kiss sound. I didn't hear her do one. Disappointing

>>61978193
Who is your oshi? And we've been trying but she seems to hate us atm, so no luck yet.

gura cute gura cute

>>61978227
id love to say but lets be honest, any girl that gets posted here who isnt Gura gets anti posted for the next 2 hours at the least.

>>61977916
Haachama because she told her fans she was going to be gone for a long time. She actually communicated

>>61978193
No idea what else to try desu. Feels bad.

>>61978283
Fair.

>>61978283
Not him but it's someone who's oshi is Gura. That's not a lot of members.

>>61978283
No it only happens when it's impromptu obvious shilling or trying to funnel us to theirs. Not if they happen to be brought up. Lurk.

>>61977916
I love the Haatons and their devotion to their oshi. Much respect.
Don't bother attempting to start something between them and chumbies.

>>61978202
>t. jealous shiokko

>>61978444
It's the feet isn't it

>>61977916
>>61978202
>>61978288
>>61977635

>loser fucking virgin
Definitely an insult a shy innocent autistic girl would throw around, right bros?

>>61978392
Kaela?... Unless they are aren't currently streaming, I'm not sure who else it might be.

>>61978599
i know who he means and I like her but yea, its better to not encourage the shitters

>>61978392
fauna is the only one that pubicly have stated that Gura is her oshi

>>61978193
kys boobro your oshi is a fake chumbud

>>61978586
I don't remember her ever saying that

>>61978748
Retard

>>61978801
https://files.catbox.moe/f9xgaz.wav

ah right, thats why he didnt want to say
those fuckers have been being raided like crazy all day over some retarded astroturfed drama

>>61978781
She's just horny for Gura, which is a pretty understandable feeling anyway

>>61978781
NTA but shes way more of a chumbud than you will ever be

>>61978847
What was even the context of HER saying that? I'm just curious.

>/k/ pretenders in my thread
Ew

>>61978586
unironically, yes sounds like what a child would say

>>61978847
Well, she started every fucking stream with Mango Breezers and from time to time she took some laser lettuse so ofcourse things like that will....

Also, mildest fucking gamer moment in history of mankind

>>61978662
Just fucking say it. Christ, why are normal anons curiosity getting blueballed just because you're afraid someone will type mean words about your oshi when that happens every goddamn day about Gura in this thread

>>61979129
his oshi is Yuko and honesty she gets just as much hate as Gura despite being 1/100th her size

>>61972800
How do you know? Give me real medical signs.

>>61978983
No she isn't she's just a leech

So anyway, what are the chumbies up to?

>>61979215
Thank you. I'm sorry your oshi gets hate, now let's not talk about her here.

>>61979129
Not NTA anon but one thing I've learned is that if you have anything positive to say about any vtuber outside of hololive in this board, you should only do it in the general where people talk about her or else you'll attract a bunch of shitposters

>>61978586
>>61978847
Shy, innocent autists throw around worse words on this site every day

>>61979217
Check the very first minutes of spongebob playthrough

Inb4 claiming she is just larping

>>61979215
GURA CUTE!!!!
honestly the schizos that shitpost about idol are somehow more deranged than crippleschizo

>>61979335
I agree, but if you're going to be like that don't go ehehe I'm going to talk about my oshi but not mention her like a dick

>>61979464
He didn't do that... he said his oshi misses Gura, please bring her back

>>61979464
Fair, I prefer to just avoid talking about unrelated vtubers anyway because another thing I've learned is that plenty of fags on /vt/ are fucking thirsty for tribalfagging. It's better to not give those people any chance in first place.

>>61979404
I'm 5 minutes in and she sounds normal? Maybe she stumbles on her words a tiny bit more.

So what's going on in here anyway? Is it just a couple of lost souls?

>>61980014
just missing Gura, you know how upset that makes people

>>61980058
There's a conversation about dox 2 posts above you.

>>61980112
and that is different than the last 3 years of ggg how?

>>61980165
It actually is different, people weren't casually discussing doxx like this until pretty recently. They'd often get banned but nobody gives a shit about this thread anymore.

>>61980112
Learn what dox is before claiming dox, tard

>>61980222
and somehow this thread is still 1000x more moderated than nearly every other one

>>61969633
I love my pervert wife

>>61980112
...? Did it get deleted? I don't see what you're talking about.

>>61980325
Gura has never played spongebob before.

>>61976301
Her ghost playing Minecraft. Spooky.

>>61980058
So basically nothing's happening and someone's trying to waste people's time again.

>>61975918
irys looks like she smells of bbq sauce

>>61979038
https://files.catbox.moe/7qkj6z.wav

>>61978847
I wonder if anyone ITT is still under the delusion that Gura is a virgin.

I see that the shitposters are going offtopic again

>>61980508
She is. There's no real reason to think she isn't.

>>61980508
>you can't mock or insult someone for being a virgin while being a virgin yourself
Whatever helps you fuel your cuck fetish, I guess...

>>61980508
Virginity taken by me.

>>61980637
She's an attractive young woman. That's more than enough reason.

>>61980475
Just for context, she escaped DBD, while being under the spell of laser lettuce, mildest celebration in the history of DBD public lobby

>>61980637
Bruh there are million of men lusting after her and most of them don't even know that she's pretty irl, there's no way some gigachad from the animal shelter hasn't already popped her cherry.

>>61980705
back to watching tate videos incelkun

>>61980365
Huh, I thought she had played something spongebob, guess my memory was just off.

>>61980887
Only someone who's never gotten their dick wet would think someone like Gura would be able to stay a virgin until their mid twenties.

>>61980914
she did play powerwash sim spongebob with kronii

Why do some people hate this girl an excessive and unreasonable amount? I don't like it.

>>61981121
Its been that way since the beginning chumbie. People are weird.

>>61980222
hmmmmmmmmmm now why was this one deleted???
surly he wouldn't say that without meaning it
also thanks jannies

>>61980990
my gf in college had never even kissed a man before and was super hot and smart

It's crazy how much of a correlation there is between the fags that make off topic posts and that make things up about her.

>>61981236
It's because they knocked out the entire reply chain like they often do.

wowzers

>>61981253
Hahahaha whos gonna tell this anon? HAHHAHAHA

>>61981303
uhhh they very clearly did not dumbass

>>61981303
Holy retard...

hold strong
keep the faith
at journey's end
we will meet again

I’m not a chumbud but I was watching the main POV, Gura seemed to be listening and participating as best as she could, the same amount as anyone else. There are quite a few shots of her. Heck I think it must have been difficult for the non-Japanese speaking participants at some points.

Really, it’s because there’s just zero output of content from her that it seems like she wasn’t participating, but she was, there are others who didn’t stream their perspective, and voice chat is easily drowned out by the loudest. I dunno, just my perspective

>>61981559
She also immediately married the next person she dated. Some just don't care about bouncing on dick.

>>61981172
Yeah I know.
It's always been like that. But I'll always do my best to support her.

>>61981694
I liked how Gura got talked about by others like 10x more than she actually spoke during the stream.

>>61981694
I thought she was fine during the stream, the only thing that I'm mad about is the rider event, really shitty to pair up two people with no pov, especially since I guarantee it would have been the best Gura content with her alone in a channel with 1 other person.

>>61981860
I think that was why Gura did the tweet. They were probalby talking about how they were driving everyone crazy and wanted to throw us a twitter interaction.

>>61981925
Overanalyzing dude! She is just a shitposter who thought it was a funny pic

>>61981925
I'm honestly mad she didn't just just stream her pov, she didn't even need to talk to chat during this, it honestly seems personal at this point, like she's trying to give her fans as terrible of an experience as she can.

>>61982145
Everytime you doompost, the hairs on gura’s pucci grows longer

>>61982310
I'm actually pro bushy pucci, so good.

>I'm actually pro bushy pucci, so good.

i do enjoy me some boobra

Wojakbud is back

>Everytime you doompost, the hairs on gura’s pucci grows longer

>>61972451
>could not even answer cowboy stuff
that was the point where i just went back to sleep, they threw her the slowest ball ever but still got nothing.

>Wojakbud is back

>i do enjoy me some boobra

>>61982452
Don't larp as me or any real bushy pucci lover, fuck face.

>>61982071
So what if I am? We're never going to know what they talked about so I'm going to fantasize until I find something satisfying.

>>could not even answer cowboy stuff
>that was the point where i just went back to sleep, they threw her the slowest ball ever but still got nothing.

>>61979329
Cleaning my apt trying to be productive.

>>61982797
Anon, that's a bot

>>61982797
Gura doesn't have any hair there that will always be true no matter what!

>>61982797
you deserve to be deleted too

>>61982797
>bushy pucci lover
real anti appears

>>61982922
She must not be dreaming much lately.

I remember when shitposting used to be fun and creative. Good times.

>>61981121
because of who likes her, I mean hey just daily reminder that gura "haters" aren't undergoing some childish Mori-esque classification as "haters", their complaints are genuinely intellectually dishonest and of no real use to anyone, they are pure squabbling sourced entirely from identarian nonsense and essentially represent an abuse of one's own freedom. they're here to abuse nerds and are hoping especially for white men in complete abeyance of their own daily morality so deeply concerned with doing nothing of the kind. just as christians crave unkindness while promoting socialism or muslims degenerate the moment sharia chaperones disappear from view the woketrash crave identarian violence motivated entirely by identity, a sort of kitty genovese like antifantasy. i like to imagine one reading this and reacting with immediate identarian revulsion by constructing the fantasy that I'm whatever stereotype only to be blindsided by a fellow Californian, it's happened so many damn times.

oh well I probably scared the fish off throwing rocks but I had fun doing it

gura is soft and smooth all around just like real sharks

>>61983195
Anon, shark skin is as rough as sandpaper.

>>61981694
I don't think anyone is seriously mad at Gura for not speaking much. I wouldn't have the energy to be super talkative either at 6am with tens of people shouting in a foreign language. But I didn't watch the stream so I don't know the full story

>>61983403
I'm just mad she didn't stream pov, there's no reason for her not to, she didn't need to interact with chat for this stream, and her not having pov made trying to watch her extremely frustrating at the time because you could never tell if she was even in the vc of the pov you were watching.

>>61983021
actually she dreams of us so much that she thinks she's been spending plenty of time with us and doesnt worry about streaming

>>61983548
You should be used to the Gura cryptid experience by now. Gura likes frustrating us so it's best to think of her as a brat that needs correction instead of getting mad at her when she does it.

>>61984084
NTA, but I'm not sure how much if this I can take. I'm not as strong as you guys.

Gura's slightly fuzzy tummy and tiny pink feet.

Gura is soft like a squishy peach.

>>61983403
>I wouldn't have the energy to be super talkative either at 6am with tens of people shouting in a foreign language.
It's also well known that she has a quiet voice and has trouble speaking up in crowds.
I'm worried that if she actually streamed this, she might accidently easily be cuter than everyone else without trying.

>>61984191
>>61984252
stay here chumbie

>>61984084
That's only fun if you actually get to correct her instead of her just permanently avoiding.

>>61979329
I've been playing wc3 customs.

>>61984278
Skill issue.

imagine guras big fat futa cock

>>61984310
People still play warcraft 3? I thought people played, like.. dota custom maps these days.

>>61984407
Imagination doesn't count. She doesn't make up for any of this shit when she comes back, it's honestly just a shitty experience. The last few months have been fucking trash, getting treated like we're fucking lepers, can't even be bothered to do quarterly member's streams now.

>Blatant HER posting
Grim

>>61984734
Her? Yea that's me.

>>61984930
Shut up femanon

I actually love her. You?

>>61985167
used to

>>61985167
Most of the time

>>61981694
pretty much, yeah
there's several other factors making things much worse, compounding etc, tldr that really doesn't need to be pumped into you anally, but I'd bet few actually give a shit about sportsfes itself, everything just sucks in general

>>61985167
ye

>>61985270
>>61985267
I'll keep your love safe until you're able to take it back and then deliver it again when you're ready.

4.5m subs, 450k views in a month.
What happened chums?

I don't love Gura, but I enjoy watching her content.

>>61985870
Her sub count hasn't ticked up to the next 10k in like 6 weeks, at this rate there's no hope of her hitting 5m next year, she would barely hit 5m if she was getting gains like she was in August streaming actively.

I love gura and I enjoy watching her content

>>61985628
You are my oshi now

>>61984573
nta but i played through the whole wc3 campaign and played some 1v1s with my friend just a few weeks ago

>>61985870
I'd bet 40k of those views are from antis refreshing the comment section hourly for the last 2 months.

I don't love Gura, I'm indifferent towards her content but I love her body T u T

I love gura, but I'm not sexually attracted to her.

I hate Gura, and I don't even like her cunny, I just want to violate her little chocolate starfish.

>>61983270
no they are smooth, i've felt them

>>61987745
try 100-150k, I have no objective source because who gives a shit but I was keeping my eyes on it out of morbid curiosity, it didn't start to climb until the arguments and shitposting started again
it's almost at 2600 comments, everyone's fuckin rubbernecking

>>61988236
It probably got a lot of extra views after the dramafags vid, there was a big influx of people jerking each other off in her comments for a few days.

>>61988236
doesn't youtube have threshold for view? I doubt anyone leave it playing while commenting

>>61989405
I'm not a numberfag and have no idea, the source is my ass, I just had a hunch and kept coming back to look at it until my brain noticed the viewcount climbing, looked inside and went oh, yep, there's the comments
the views have since kept climbing and the comments are still flowing, I dunno, I'm not a doctor

>>61989625
"Damn it, Anon, I'm a 4channer, not a doctor" sorry, I had to.

>>61971827
SHE'S DOING IT ON MY DICK RN

>>61991532
gura cuter

>>61992640
Anon, they had a competition about this.
Even Gura agreed that Gawr won and was the cuter of the two

>>61992841
Gawr cheated, everyone knows she cheated, if Gura sang the song she would have won easy

>>61993014
Gura knew what she was getting into with a cute-off and she picked poorly on the song
If anything, Gura cheated by trying to pull the "it's my birthday" card to try and win!

>>61993267
It's Gawr's birthday too that was never going to fly

what if one of the EN managers accidentally shot gura in the face, and that's why they're so quiet about the whole situation?

>>61993586
why does this brat wear such short skirts without panties!?

Gura I just love you.

k lets b honest here if u post in this thread u r ugly

The new Beatles song makes me think about Gura

>>61986832
Remember in July when she said she wanted to hit 5m next year? That won't happen if she doesn't stream. Why does she say these things?

>>61985870
Why are you numbefagging about someone who hasn't streamed in 50 days? Are you looking to start shit with people? No one cares about numbers except for antis

>>61994432
there is no new beatles song, AI is fake

>>61994221
lmao hi ugly

>>61994551
>No one cares about numbers except for antis
You sure about that one, chief?

New clip of Shion talking about Gura
https://youtu.be/90r3KLHeOII?si=gc_094k1_vCcvzkf

>>61994969
Bless you too Shion, bless you too.

>>61994573
AI? Do you even know how they wrote that song? It was a Lennon demo of him on tape with a piano. They finally were able to separate the tracks and they added shit to the song by playing actual instruments. Stop being a retard

Has the rhythm guided your way yet today?

>>61994969
thank you very cute

>>61994833
Yes, I'm sure. No real gura fan cares about numbers. Don't tell me you are one of those retards who thinks everyone falseflagging as a chumbud is a real Gura fan? lol you can't help it though cause you hate Gura out of jealousy. Stay jealous

How did it get to this point?

>>61994969
cute clip of shion talking about her wife chloe and mentioning gura in passing

>>61995271
Nice try, Chloe.

>>61995271
Seems more like mentioning Sakamata in passing considering Shion didn’t even take a photo with her like she did with Gura. She had to crop a group photo

>>61995381
have fun with gura

>>61995455
learn japanese, brainlet

>>61995468
And Shion too. My wife's wife is my wife too.

holy shit chloe has a lot of member posts

>>61995271
>>61995468
>>61995526
>>61995589
don’t care, still have never watched a single clip or stream of chloe

>>61995589
A lot of recent ASMR too
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUMOIBY1ollUsauvVi4hW4cumw
>cumw channel url

This is what Gura likes.

>>61995526
Learn to be less angry, my black brotha

>>61995109
Man, Gura isn't even my oshi and yet I feel like it's some of you guys who are contributing to this spell. Who else would these people be? I don't think fans of other Holos would be that invested in Gura not streaming for a time.

>>61995711
It’s all in the language of the defeated country so it’s not worth listening to

>>61995726
my wife is a pervert

>>61995711
The only thing that Chloe loves more than her fans is Shion
You could say the same thing with Shion, the only thing she loves more than her fans is Chloe. But you'd get retarded chumbuds pretendin that Shion doesn't like her fans to bring someone down to Gura's level

>>61995711
any earlicking?

>>61995711
alot of JP does asmr, well, 'alot' anyways
EN might as well be allergic to it, Fauna aside and Mori of all people, how the hell did that happen
as lame as it is that another Gura asmr has been dangling just out of reach for like two fucking years, at least we got one

Shion loves gura more than chloe

>>61995831

>>61995790
Meh. If you just listen to what they're saying instead of what language they're saying it in, you don't even notice the difference.

>>61995908
You didn't have to reply to the reverse dogfucker

Well, at least this is new.

At least these hornyposts aren't about fembuds.

>>61996053
I'm waiting for this thread to die. There's something I want to say.

>>61996053
It’s equally on the same level of bad as posting that one off-topic ghost girl over and over again.
I literally don’t care about any of these other bitches. I come for Gura.

You guys remember when Gura had the best membership content? I member

I'll forgive Gura if she will have a duet with Shion on the year-end concert.

you know when Gura said she'd stay as long as we'd have her? that is looking increasingly like a threat

>>61996147
I saw this exact post in /hlg/ a few minutes ago lol

>>61996335
I often forget this outfit exists until someone posts a picture.

Fembuds are hot and sexy.

I am extremely horny for fembuds.

Day 1! Give it up for day 1!

Almost a trident and he's posting in the anniversary comments.

I can't stop gooming to fembuds.

Similar to what FUWAMOCO did on debut, what if Gura did a pledge to her fans in order to renew her passion and redeem herself?
Surely it would work if she actually followed through on whatever she promises in the pledge. Then again, it would be absolutely devastating if she just disregarded the pledge… She probably wouldn’t show her face again after that if she neglected her word.
But she needs some expectations or at least some bare minimum standard to be held to, otherwise what’s the point of supporting her if she just disappears randomly and doesn’t say anything to her fans paying for membership?

>>61996792
more like day 51

Please don't start looping again

>>61996582
mmm catpits

>>61996846
Sports festival

I need a fembud in my life.