/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Meru

Kawaii

>>61956365
I guess I did promise.

I love Ina!

BOOOO GAY MEIDO

SEX

Is Mel really that dumb and rapeable? How easy was it for her manager to do what he did?

>>61956365
would get succed

Sex with Mel and Ina

KIARA LOVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_Q8hB7v6qw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_Q8hB7v6qw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_Q8hB7v6qw

>Mel thread
Just as promised!

Saturday Sven Co-op, with /hlgg/!

Before joining, make sure you've got both the base game and all the parts of the /hlgg/ server asset pack, linked in this post >>61947191

Once in game, open up console with ` or ~ and enter
>connect sven.hololive.global.gripe
The password is:ILOVEAME

Server crashed again but it's back up!

>>61956448
this but Mel while Ina just watches from the closet and masturbates

>>61956462
LOVE & LUST

Who else is just waking up from a post sports fest nap?

So... do you want your fries with ketchup, mustard, mayo or waitress pussy juice?

Lapsama my friend

>>61956414
All five of them? Holy shit!

My Ina!

wawa

Just caught up with the sports fes streams. Chumchads are FINALLY back on top.

>>61956441
Hololive was a different time early on.
The same reason why Chris was obliterated from existence and became an urban legend.

>>61956462
LOVE & LUST

>>61956482
This but I'm having sex with Ina in the closet

>>61956510
cuuuuuuuute

>>61956493
>deep fried carbs
>empty calories
No

>>61956480
I gotta drop someone off at the airport, but hopefully I'll be able to join after I'm back

What precisely did Ina mean by this?

Is Mumei seiso?

>>61956512
you stupid negro stop jinxing it

Holos for this feel

Who came up with mental physical passion? Or is that a pre existing meme or something?

Reminder that Ina killed three people before realizing she had a sword.

>>61956510
cuuuuuute

Is there a reason Gura isn't streaming on her main channel? She's clearly alive and active on other member's streams

>>61956515
poor Chris chan

>>61956561
I think it was a Subaru original

>>61956510
kyute

>>61956510
cuuuuuuute

Fubooby

>>61956559
kiara

>>61956574
Tax avoidance

>>61956561
Twa...

>>61956510
Cuuuuuuuuuuuuuute

>>61956493
Can't I just have BBQ sauce or something? Ketchup, mustard, mayo, and vaginas are disgusting.

>>61956365
>mods deleted all threads but late thread
?

>>61956462
I miss wawa

>>61956561
ame invented it

>>61956510
cuuuute

>an entire day of schizos forcing Holo v Holo on cooldown and spamming doxx
>I get a ban for calling them out
Yeah no fuck the tranny janny is 100% responsible for this shit.
Also fuck Tempiss, fuck Nijitrannies, fuck Whoreshojo and fuck SEA turds.

Now that the dust has settled WDSMBT

>>61956365
How come Mel did so well at the relay? Was she a genius vampire all this time?

>>61956574
every time she streams on another girl's channel, she has sex with them
men, her main audience, can no longer satisfy her.

>>61956510
Say with convinction
Wawa!

>>61956650
yes

>>61956616
meru cute

>>61956659
So the Family Feud stream… she…

Fubooty

>>61956690
ohhhhhh yes.

>>61956652
her boyfriend was actually controlling her (im the boyfriend)

>>61956690
Sexed mustache Mumei and mustache Kiara

>>61956559
Think?

>>61956616
>late thread
Are we just making new things to complain about?

>>61956706
who is this

>>61956650
smells like kimchi

It's so over.

You had an amazing day right?

I've always found Kiara's voice incredibly annoying. Every time I attempt to watch a stream of hers, the screechy chicken voice makes me fuck off extremely fast. I don't find her design to be particularly attractive either so I can't even force myself to watch her by the power of being horny because I just don't see her that way. Props to those of you that are actual hardcore Kiara fans. I cannot imagine myself listening to years and years of her chicken voice.

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>61956784
quaso

Bae a cute.

Anya cute!

>>61956777
always a great day with you around, pumpkin

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>61956775
Is it safer for Yagoo to walk the streets of LA or Indonesia

Now that the Sport Fest ended, now let's talk about the real tournament, the Kiarabowl.
In your opinion who is in the lead?
Who is the most unexpectable contender?
The new entries could have a chance to at least score some points?

Mori had fun at the sports festival!
Did (You) have fun at the sports festival?

>>61956775
Funko Pops belong in landfill. I hope Yagoo isn't getting any funny ideas here.

>>61956559
>"Use your brain, ruffians!"

>>61956827
I slept through it but seems like Kiara had fun so sure

>>61956775
That Spongebob funko pop is the scariest thing I've ever seen.

>>61956824
nerissa
me
raden

>>61956493
malt vinegar, please

dead general

>>61956725
There's a very vocal thread schizo that always complains if the OP isn't something they want. It'll either be too early, too late, too Ina/Anya/Towa/Kiara, or "mod-enforced" if he doesn't like it.

>>61956485
me... what a "nap"... my weekend is over now...

>>61956777
Fuck you, i actually had a very shit day and couldn't enjoy the event

>>61956594
SEX

Quick question, why does orange discord prefer to spam stuff here instead of chatting in, well, their actual discord? I just find that a bit weird personally

>>61956825
https://streamable.com/pielkt

>>61956547
My interpretation is that that Kirin is hers.

>>61956493
chippy sauce ya bam

>>61956365
Reminds me this collab will happen, will it be sex?

Does Fauna have the most gamer trophies in Hololive?

>>61956892
SEAnigs are asleep after shitposting the whole day and enjoying their fair share of pagpag enriched with brown feces. Slurp.

I'm ready to time travel tonight

>>61956559
Anya

>>61956952
ANYA

>>61956952
>51
Is that their combined IQ?

>>61956775
Why does Yagoo dress like an h-game protag?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HA4Uiq352o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HA4Uiq352o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HA4Uiq352o
IRyS can’t keep getting away with it.
Also Kiara MVP lol

>>61956824
I mean, she spent the entire event flirting with mumei on her stream while she was busy setting up lesbian threesomes...

>>61956784
Yet you can’t stop thinking or posting about her. That’s how powerful she is.

>>61956996
Ririka and Mel are smart!

>>61956824
There is no Kiarabowl. Kiara has two wives: Reine and Nerissa and they co-exist peacefully.

>>61957101
Weine...

I miss Gura lads
These late night collabs just aren't the same, she's not at her fullest

>>61957068
I'm also the prime minister of djibouti

>>61956922
To spite you specifically because you’re shit and deserving of nothing.

>>61956650
Kronster butt

>>61956594
That's nice, but what about Fubutt on your lap while you read the thread?

Does anyone have that picture of Anya doing a puzzle with the chat saying "PLEASE ANYA IT'S BEEN THREE HOURS"?

>>61956824
>In your opinion who is in the lead?
As of now, Nerissa, but Mori still has the first girl buff while Reine has fumbled multiple chances.
>Who is the most unexpectable contender?
Laplus, never would have expected a well-known kenzoku to fall for Kiara's charms.
>The new entries could have a chance to at least score some points?
No. It's like the harems of old: new contenders get introduced all the time, but the real competition is down to a handful members (and first girl wins 90% of the time anyways).

>>61957123
And Nerissa. Kiara’s heart and pussy are big enough for the two of them.

>>61957174

>go to /v/
>9am moom thread complaining about turn based combat

>>61957174
Sure homie.

>no recordings
what a shame

How does she manage to be so unsexy?

Is this not being streamed?

>>61956963
Can you fucking retards just shut the fuck up for one fucking thread? Is posting bait the only thing you mudhut dwelling spear chucking subhumans do all day?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9x6DxlcqsPk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9x6DxlcqsPk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9x6DxlcqsPk
total IQ of this collab?

>>61957215
Anon is fucking gay

>>61957220
No, it's basically a glorified con panel.

>>61957232
it's in the thumbnail

>>61957232
mel is very smart

>>61957256
bruh
it's a whole ass concert

towa is winner

>>61957232
It's in the negatives

Deadbeats have an extra hour to kill themselves tonight. No excuses!

>>61957285
At sucking my dick yeah

>>61957232
Ririka is a genius

>>61957325
They're already dead, dumbass

>>61957232
>tensai vampire
>kawaii positive genius
pretty high, i'd say

>>61957174
Most of Holo are fucking stupid, anon. During the Q Remastered playthrough, mumei was the only one who knew what a fulcrum was without having chat explain it to her.

When is EN gonna play the new Chilla's KINO

>>61957228
What the fuck

https://twitter.com/senotori/status/1720834919016857965

JWU, where can I watch fauna sport festival?

>>61957387
never after it tried to kill Reine

>>61957440
youtube

>>61957440
ina

>>61957440
towa

>>61957440
Ina

>>61957387
I reckon some of them saw it has math in it and decided nah

>>61957440
Fauna put a POV but then it got privated for some reason

>>61957433
cute girls

>no streams for 5 hours
bros...i'm ngmi...

>>61957215
>moom unsexy
>zeta unsexy
I'm legitimately wondering if that word means something different in Japanese.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldb-iJ48h2M

Something to watch

>checked Biboo's dmc3 vod
>took 2 fucking hours to beat Cerberus
Lmao, THIS is the gamer of EN? Even Gawr "waaah I'm a rhythm gamer!" Gura killed him in like 20 minutes.
Pathetic.

So what is Kobo doing

>no streams
we need EN4 RIGHT FUCKING NOW

>>61957521
show me her butthole

>>61957215
Not enough baking streams for the fat fucks.

>>61957005
>Tee-hee~
SHE NEEDS CORRECTION

>>61957566
no talents left

>>61957566
Euros will get nothing because if they get even a crumb of streams they become insufferable and start spouting nonsense about revival of their empires and having their time in the sun again.

>>61956594
daily reminder this is now the canon size

>>61957517
>>61957566
watch other sports fest povs

>>61957537
Gura's actually a pretty good gamer when she isn't getting assfucked by 37 different health issues... Has she said anything today besides her Kronii creeper-shots btw?

I'm still seething that we got robbed of like 45 minutes of Guronii autism because they both couldn't be arsed to stream their pov.

>>61957518
>I'm legitimately wondering if that word means something different in Japanese.
sexy = big tits, skimpy outfit, acts lewd

I'm cold and I really really miss gozaru de gozaru.

>>61957537
Gura used healing items, Biboo used literally 0 the entire stream

>>61957601
you said the same thing last time

>>61957483
>Multiple clips showing how dumb you are
That's good content though

RELEASE THE GURA/KRONII VC LOGS

Ame today?

I can't believe Kronii cheated on Kaela with Bruce the shark.

>>61957174
Anya actually played Bioshock after that meme, and solved this ""puzzle"" in seconds

would would be the best cuddler in EN?

Gura Kronii (Gurii? krona?) is a horrible crackship

>>61956365
God Mel is so fucking hot

>>61957717
Big spoon or little spoon?

>>61957667
The smart warrior uses all of his tools.

>>61957717
Snail

>>61957667
Seems like a skill issue. Not properly utilising tools provided to you by the game makes you a bad gamer.

>>61957717
Bae

>>61957717
Ina
this is well known

Confirmed not sexy

>>61957732
>crackship
>only one to appear in Gura’s sololive
>made Gura stream for almost 5 hours
Nigga what

I remember creampie'ing Ayamefriend...

>>61957732
>(Gurii? krona?)
Ride on Time, retard.

>>61957746
>>61957754
Coping cumbuckets.

Explain why this happens to Mel so much

>>61957778
According to Miko, who shares Kiara's caveman tastes in T&A.

>>61957795
Are you saying that if Gura was a servent, she'd be a Rider?

>>61957808
She's got a passive rape aura active at all times

>>61957717
Hmmmm as an expert in the field of cuddling, I have to say it would be Ina, Mumei or Fauna. Mococo looks like she would be a good cuddler too.

>>61957796
Seethe pooble

>30 hours of BG3
>sportfes POV stram at 5 AM
how fucked is her sleep schedule?

Who is the baldest holo?

>>61957778
Ina was confirmed to be sexy by Sora.

>>61957215
>>61957518
Japanese pleb-tier taste has zero appreciation for thighs.

WHERE'S THE STREAMS?!

>>61956462
I wonder if she'd be willing to sell a buttpad.

>>61957822
Yeah, Rider of my cock.

>>61956824
I just want Kanata to get laid
Please

>>61957861
What do you think Towa's used sweaty gym shorts taste like?

>>61957874
completely but also not at all, remember that she's an insomniac anyways

>>61957891
Your cock is kronii?

>>61957874
Don't forget the literal crying babies staying at her place.

>>61957903
can you not say such weird things to me

>>61957879
In most landscapes the land is not perfectly flat—it slopes downhill in some direction. Flowing water finds its way downhill initially as small creeks. As small creeks flow downhill they merge to form larger streams and rivers.

fauna

>>61957197
Seeing my former prime minister in Anya’s chat always gives me a chuckle

>>61957877
>Bae in the back 'I'm hitting that later.'

>>61957667
Biboo is playing a nerfed version of the game anyway.

>>61957921
Why is Nerissa harboring saplings?

>>61957915
Yes, useless
;_;

>>61957717
Cuddler > Kronii, Mori, Ina
Cudlee > Mumei, Gura, Shiori

https://litter.catbox.moe/i7wigu.png
https://litter.catbox.moe/6fi96i.png

>>61957899
If Kanata is the Kaorin of Hololive, who is the Sakaki? Kaela?

>>61957899
>Reine will tread the path of Kanata

>>61957929
That's a normal thing to think. Name 5 things that were weird about that

>>61957947
What are you doing awake at this hour, SEAbro?

>>61957978
Mori

>>61957947
Gotta do something in retirement.

>>61957611
Hire an Irish then

Reminder that Ina went to bed without showering.

These are the type of panties that I imagine Gura wears. Little girl panties
https://twitter.com/NikiBlino/status/1720835975226470540?t=hvmE1yUVB2WAgjM5E6rsDw&s=19

>>61957667
If biboo completes all of DMC3 without healing once I'll kneel forever
We need this kind of attitude in hololive more

>>61958007
>used sweaty gym shorts taste
this entire phrase which is 5 words which are things

>>61957946
Please tell me this is porn

>>61957810
Ina has neither T nor A

>>61957717
https://youtu.be/o0QNmC9GKEg?t=397

>>61958028
That's a child

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgqXwatSM4U
>Chained chokers being pulled
>Blank eyes
>HARDCORE
What can I expect from this stream?

>>61958015
>Women thinks she's cool, mysterious and attractive
>She's a massive dork and kind of insane
Checks out.

>>61958029
vergil 2 will filter her

https://files.catbox.moe/w3wpxj.jpg

>>61957808
She's a hot bimbo airhead

>>61957899

>>61958013
My sleep schedule’s proper fucked, bro…

>>61957101
>>61957196
Mori...

>>61958066
they're going to take some Koyori concoction before the stream and then have kissy gay sex in the middle of the karaoke

Bae is streaming too, guys...

>>61957842
>Hmmmm as an expert in the field of cuddling
How did you become an expert?

>>61957952
Because Oneerissa is a WHORE that has SEX

>>61958081
Kiva from Megas XLR?

>>61958029
She likes to give herself challenges like that
For holoUP for example she practiced for only 2 hours while all the rest went super hard

>>61957842
Iroha seems like she'd be extra cuddly.

>>61958029
She’s playing the Switch version, she already didn’t beat the game.

>>61958066
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ga5ZbMMZ6Hk

>>61958036
But the fact that it's Towa's cancels it out and makes it not weird. Could you honestly say you wouldn't want to own Towa's used sweaty shorts given the chance?

Sex with a femrisuner

>>61958146

>>61957975
it's missing the hair down there

>>61958156
Stop being weird anon

>>61958150
Hilarious that she mogged Kiara so brutally.
Biboo may be the best hire Cover ever made.

>>61958165
your grossness isnt solved by just involving towa in it

kek it's funny watching how everyone reacted to the t spam, it's only ina and fauna who understood what it meant and escalated it

>>61958119
Usotsuki

>>61958183
Don't reply to me you eggcuck, you're not a pebble

>>61958167
Imbecil!

>>61958178
IRyS is clean shaven

>>61958219
I can hear Mori's scream

>>61958103

>Becomes the center focus of your collab group
>again

>>61958182
No, fuck you. Real time style switching is an even bigger advantage than item use. Unless she limited herself to only switching at save points then she won’t actually beat the game. I expect better from my gamer rock.

>>61958196
It does. Towa solves many things

>>61958231
That's not what she said

>>61958132
I studied it a lot! As for actual cuddling, I don't have much experience.

>>61958154
She definitely does!!!! That's why she gets so much art in sleepwear.

>>61958240
>>61958103
Kanata...

>>61958254
proofs? with images if possible

>>61958196
Cute boy

https://twitter.com/nyaring943/status/1720788571077136818

>>61958252
thats entirely different matter than what you said

>>61958252
Can Towa solve Zeno’s Achilles and the turtle paradox? I don’t think so.

cum inside towa

>>61958298

>>61958298
I would die if I saw a watamelon outside of my plane window

JWU
how was sportsfes? Any highlights?

>>61958250
Don't be a retard.

>>61958287
But that’s Noel

>>61958309
Have you asked her about it yet?

>>61956594
>>61957155
These are canon

So I can just assume that if my oshi beats Kiara in anything, she'll be used by eggs for non stop falseflagging?
How did it get this bad? Because they know they get (You)s from KFP?

>>61958358
I might be biased but this was pretty funny

>>61958309
Can (You)?

The other day when Mumei was doing her candy tier list stream, someone posted how humanity had survived just fine without candies
That really made me think

>>61958057
God it still makes my heart flutter
I hope next year she does something to surpass this

>>61958141
Yeah, I'm her husband

>>61958405
>Because they know they get (You)s from KFP?
No? They just replies to themselves anyways

>>61957717
Sana

>>61958310
Not really. You do want Towa's used shorts, you just don't want to admit it. It's okay, I get it

>>61958405
I dunno but the last few threads were pretty much unusable, its getting tiring

>>61958410
think about how long humans have been harvesting honey

lilika...

>>61958462
stop being weird

Is there any chance of non-JPs playing this? ID definitely no chance, probably not EN either but maybe?

>>61958411
I’m not Towa, you silly bean.

>>61958410
When I moved to Asia I basically stopped eating all chocolate and sweets. In the UK they're just advertized everywhere and every store has a huge selection right next to the check-out counter, when they're not being shoved in your face all the time you stop craving them.

>every jp wants to fuck bijou now
Raw sexual magnetism.

>>61958410
Candies have existed since 1500BC so they didn't have to wait that long.

>>61958512
where is knubby anyway

>>61958476
Can't argue with that

>>61958290
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3cUeNF_HwQ&t=7900s

>>61958553
Dead (again)

>>61958405
Pretty much

>>61958553
being menhera

>>61958527
I'm talking about affordable mass-produced candy the way we know it today

>>61958527
You think your peasent ancestors were stuffing their face with candies? They were probably lucky if they ate 3 potatoes a day.

>>61958521
>gem of desire lore
>everyone actually wants to fuck her
she is too powerful

>>61958494
That's definitely a yes...

>>61958629
My ancestors drank literal sugar juice.

>>61958166
>fem

>>61958683
New Guineanon.....

Wawa!

>>61958521
it's purely maternal, not sexual. they want cradle Biboo while she suckles upon their teats

>>61958495
Ina already said she was going to play it.

>>61958722
What is it with these fucking tiny hats?

>>61958629
I've been told that I descended from Dutch royalty actually and candies back then were just roots covered in honey or mint so it's not that implausible.

what's the point of korean women

>>61958700
she has that terrifying asian eye makeup so it has to be female

Pochi is surprised by how close Finland and St Petersburg are

>>61958629
what about stuff like dates? they are basically candy masquerading around as fruit

>>61958779
it makes towa happy

>>61958732
then i want what she's getting googoo gaga

>>61958756
In a just world you would have no family line

>>61958629
Sugar cane is good

>>61958779
kimchi pussy

>>61958779
To be my wife

>>61958779
Comfort.

>>61958834
This isn’t Wamy, she doesn’t have the heart ahoge.

>>61958862
Ayame having sex with Ina does NOT mean anything

did any holo talk about aot being over yet

>>61958629
Sweet was pretty cheap in places where you can grow sugar cane.

>>61958824
towa has not been happy a day in her entire life

>>61958279
>I studied it a lot!
How? Did you read a couple of books or something?

>>61958912
Not for another 10 years, at least.

>>61958923
She was happy when FuwaMoco went bau bau

>>61956365
Why do people want to have sex with Mel when she's like this?

>>61958898

>>61958832
itty.

How come ShioRyS was so good? Didn't expect that.

>>61958832

>>61958989
she's very fertile

>>61958989
Nenechi my mute genius wife

>>61956515
Did we ever hear her voice, see her live 2D move or ever find out who it was?

>>61959017
>irredeemable yume
>irredeemable fujo

>>61958989
The stupider they are, the tighter the grip

>>61959017
two heterosexual stinky fujos colliding

>>61959057

>>61958989
Only stupid girls deserve to breed

Find your oshi

Gimme the Gurame deets

>>61959057
https://youtu.be/jHvjCZZ3xL8

>>61958832
https://youtu.be/PSvtobAGqdY?t=7937

>>61958832

>>61958989
Aren't girls cutest when they're a̶l̶m̶o̶s̶t retarded?

>>61959101

>>61959101

https://twitter.com/ichijouririka/status/1720685000427987259
What did she mean by this?

>>61959159
Plappable
Gyaru
Ass

>>61958944
every time

https://twitter.com/himemoriluna/status/1720809769743835395

>>61959159
Today is special means it's a safe day

>>61959101
KIARYSGODS

>>61959101
THEY ARE

>>61959201
>luna killed a family of five with her harley

>>61959159
https://x.com/ichijouririka/status/1720862412021313576
Her X is wild man

>>61959101
tiny

My Ojou <3

>>61959276
I have so many questions

https://twitter.com/kaelakovalskia/status/1720877295391625371
https://twitter.com/kaelakovalskia/status/1720877295391625371

>>61959276

>>61959101
I AM GROWING STRONGER

>>61959313
Ao-kun is a freak..

>>61959101
My eyes instantly locked onto her.

https://twitter.com/_yudu_twt/status/1720682342354936201