/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>61941595
So literal con artists getting more than Hologirls?

>>61941595
gachikois vs cultists
cultists won because there're more of them

>>61941595
>no hololive member was even close to beating Rushia six months after her termination
She really was the strongest, holy fuck.

HOLY BASED

>>61941672
Rushia would still be first if she wasn't so damn crazy.

>>61941595
This is legit one of the most shameless exploitation of religious beliefs i have ever seen

>>61941854
But enough about Hololive!

>>61941832
they didnt fire her because she's crazy, she was fired because she's retarded, yes crazy and retarded arent mutually exclusive

>>61941854
But exploitation is a foundational pillar of religion.

>>61941854
This is fucking tame my dude. Have you even seen religious shit before?

It's about time Cover broke into the religion business

>>61941958
Hololive is not a religion
Yet

>>61941595
what the fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VE2NCPnULA0

>>61942084
it's basically is one, rushi was their strongest pastor

>>61941672
>literal con artist getting more than con artist
???

>>61941595
My boi Jerry is really entertaining, HoloGirls can't compete.

>>61942159
what in the African shit.... bruh paise your god and all but.... wtf?

>>61941595
PIMP LUCIUS

>>61941972
Hololive's a religion?

>>61941595
We watch nigger Christcucks in here? Since when?

>>61941595
literal holy superchat

>>61941672
So no change then
>>61941779
*Almost 2 years

>>61941595
wait until an imam do the same thing, the vtubing sphere won't stand a chance.

>>61941595
of course pentecostals are even bigger cucks than chuuba fans. lmao it's not even surprising

>>61942135
We just need someone to write a holy book

>>61942159
Bruh, the fuck is this shit? They sound even cringier than we do.

>>61942159
>>61945007
Hololive needs the womb blessing market

>>61944924
The holybook will be a long form video essay cobbled together from clips.

>>61945007
wtf

>>61941595
>hololive is at the same level as evangelical McChurch scammers
fitting

>>61942159
>7 hours of insane ramblings
what the hell

>>61941595
someone call yagoo and make him debut a pastor chuuba. maybe he'll finally have an answer to the nijimales.

>>61945007
She might be infertile or is having trouble conceiving and believes prayers will help her. Sad desultory.

Kinda like a gosling hoping their comments will win them a chuuba GF, same level of delusional.

>>61945007
>You will never bless your chuuba's womb with your holy sperm

>>61945007
Now you understand just how dumb the average person really is.

>>61942159
nigeria is just a different planet

>>61941595
Yeah hololive didn't do as good as expected

>>61948184
Yea, they were only expected to outperform nijisanji, which they did by a wide margin.

>>61941854
If people think they need to send a superchat to get into heaven, maybe they deserved to be scammed.

>>61941595
Bispo Bruno Leonardo bros...

>>61948452
This is pretty funny coming from a community that pays girls to read.

Protestants...

>>61943472
Religion is a scam

>>61941672
Oh, the irony

>>61941779
Rushia was heavier on the GFE than anyone else in Hololive and the last merch set had an engagement ring. The loyalty merch is questionable when they are only entertainers but it does create the illusion that fans are in a relationship with the vtuber. Have to wonder if many of the other talents didn't like how far Rushia took the GFE act since no one has copied that merch idea even though it would sell a lot.

>>61951264
https://shop.geekjack.net/products/yukihana-lamy-1st-anniversary-commemorative-snow-flower-engagement-ring
How new?

>>61942159
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>>61947955
It's an Evangelical thing called "speaking in tongues"

>>61941595
This is the sign hololive should embrace Christiany

>>61954440
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyZpJX7Ww0M

>>61942159
>not a single superchat
Hmmmmm

>>61946971
Though I don't disagree with you, African christians will usually be hovering around a 70 IQ range. Way below average even these days. But as they are subsidised and allowed to rproducer they certainly will become the average.

>>61955399
>70 IQ
That's genuinely dumber than GPT-4 on its lows. The fuck.
Tell me it's just a racism thing and that there isn't an actual population that's this fucking dumb out in the world right now.

>>61957024
https://www.worlddata.info/iq-by-country.php
It's so much worse than you would even dare to think.

>>61957422
this can't be right

>>61941711
Gachikoi money is limited to the individual, cult money rakes in from entire families

NFE chuuba (nun friend exp) doko?

>>61958560
The truth is often more crazy than random lies.

>>61941595
And of-course the pastor is a nigger with a shit-eating grin.

>>61945594
To be fair, if you’re going to take Scripture literally, or simply assume you’ve got some special place in the Divine Plan above regular people, there’s plenty of Biblical examples of exactly that sort of thing happening.

>>61941595
It just hasn't been the same since coco left

>>61941854
Are Holodrones this braindead?
Imagine saying this while not realizing it literally applies to you.
Self-awareness inexistent

>>61942945
>Holo: Don't push yourself to buy merch ot superchats
Anon: Con artists!

>>61941595
CLEANSE US OF THESE SINFUL WENCHES! LETS GO PASTOR!!!! IN GOD’S NAME WE SAY AMEN! PREACH PREACH PREACH PREACH PREACH PREACH PREACH PREACH

>>61941595
The most surprising thing about this is that it took over a year for someone to pass two long dead accounts. My respect for Coco and Rushia grows.

>>61951264
Fauna has the "sap-ring" and a MILF hat. For someone so frustratingly "seiso" (even though she isn't at all just say "fuck" and "bitch" already) she sure releases --- and the cow arc! Pick a side, woman!!! I'm not even saying be Projekt Melody, just be a normal adult.

Evangelicalism is a cult and not Christianity.

>>61948971
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>>61949234
How are there so many christcucks here? Aren't you busy protesting in front of abortion clinics and telling gay mayors to kill themselves? Maybe assaulting a few kids? Isn't vtubing unholy or something? You should fuck off to /x/.

>>61964163
t.

>>61941595
Brainwashed cultists ftw

>>61964163
you're getting trolled epic style, newfriend

>>61941595
ogey

>>61941595
>googles his name
>He is nigerian
the real nigerian prince with alot of money lmao

>>61941595
>the two biggest superchat revenues ever are specifically the ones that graduated
wew, they really fucked up by letting them go

>>61958560
You'd have to be retarded to believe this data. This is probably from that infamous Lynn guy study (i.e. biased/reduced datasets galore, or outright extrapolation from neighboring countries data)

>>61941672
anon...

>>61955399
i think its more correct to say that most christians are low IQ in general, far more willing to buy into complete bullshit than other religions.
>>61957024
considering that IQ is scaled to the average of the current day people, its probably somewhat racist since the average is most likely tallied from 1st world countries.
but even without IQ scoring, its pretty obvious Christians are full of the stupidest believers of the major religions, since the whole structure of the religion is built on the side of another one.
theres even Christians now trying to retroactively add dinosaurs to moses' boat, despite the multiple decades of them originally refusing to acknowledge dinosaurs and the fact a majority of dinosaurs didnt live at the same time as eachother.
christianity is just a copium religion

>>61971213
Cover started making way more money after they were kicked out

>>61974251
That to me just tells you that you were exposed to a lot of Christian flavor of retard, and not a lot to anything else.
Islam and Judaism are also hyper-retarded. Judaism cope starts with "sure it's a loophole in scripture rules, but if God didn't want us to abuse it, the loophole wouldn't be there". It gets worse from there.
And non-mainstream offshoots of major religions are somehow even closer to peak retard. It's like watching a "mental hymnastics" discipline of Special Olympics.

>>61942159
AYMEN AYMEN AYMEN AYMEN AYYYYYYYYMEN

>>61975085
oh im aware the other religions are retarded too, but their retardation is a common among all religions and theyre not as openly proud of how retarded they are.

>>61976273
You mustn't have seen a single second of anything on Memri TV.

>>61941958
kek

>>61946756
Y live?

>>61964163
>muh abortion
Post tits or your test levels

>>61941595
BASED BISPO

>>61942159
>RABABABABABA YA TAHHHHHHHH
>ESHIBABABDA LICKIE TOE YA DAH
>ELIRIBAYABA SUPACHAHHHHHHH

He actually does start speaking English but for fucks sake lmao

This shit sounds like a Burzum song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hf7QvJhD3dQ

>>61964163
You're on the wrong side of history, just so you know.

>>61941595
its the most pervasive cult built over literal thousands of years, what did you expect?

>>61941595
death to idols. just like jesus christ and god wanted

>>61941595
JERRY, I KNEEL

>>61974251
So much bullshit in one post.

>>61984103
Every anti-Christian is either a jew, a muslim, or an angry athiest mad that their parents forced them to go to Sunday school as kids where they were told that no, they can't just do as they please.

>>61941595
Congrats to my oshi Pastor Jerry

>>61961082
christcuck cope

>>61941958
underrated post

>>61941595
Slowly but surely, Hololive is heading towards irrelevancy

>>61974397
Because they hired 20 people to replace them?

>>61958560
It isn't

>>61984456
im none of these groups, i think jews have a victim complex to the point that theyll partake in the same bullshit they were victimized with, muslims have a pedo cult leader as a prophet and atheists too busy trying to logically reason their way out of nihilism that they attack others that do find meaning in their lives via religion.

>>61941595
The original parasocial?

>>61945007
GURA BLESS MY BALLS

>>61974251
you sound leftist

>>61941595
To be fair she would probably still be number 1 if she didnt graduate and didnt have any drama.

>>61984456
Maybe some but there are a decent amount with perfectly good reasons. There is too much in it about turning people against their own kind and tearing down ancestral traditions. I don't know how anyone can remain Christian after reading Luke 14:26 desu

>>62001889
You're taking the verse out of context. In that verse Jesus talks about prioritizing him over everything else. The verse isn't telling people to literally hate their own family just to become a Christian.

>>61945007
They believe in an invisible sky magician, of course they're crazy.

>>61954650
Everyone in that video is going to the 8th circle of hell.
Actually, what's the punishment supposed to be for supporting the Anti-Christ?

When will we have evangelical chuuba?

>>61951264
IRyS did what can only amount to a "promise ring", which is a step before an engagement ring.

>>62002221
No, I understood the context, it really doesn't make it much better.

>>62002221
>In that verse Jesus talks about prioritizing him over everything else
That's still an insanely batshit thing to even suggest.
The fact that you're even trying to justify it without realizing you sound deranged to anyone with a working prefrontal cortex is as hilarious as it is concerning.

>>62002305
The antichrist was probably Ceasar, my dude

>>62002561
>>62003157
How so? If a God exists and created this universe, then isn't it natural for that God to want everyone to worship him over anything else? The concept is not that mindblowing and I'm not even religious.

>>61989257
>20 people to replace them
holy retard, where do mongoloids like you come from?
Suisei made more money the first 3 months of this year than all the superchat money Rushia got when she was in Hololive

>>62003310
>If a God exists and created this universe, then isn't it natural for that God to want everyone to worship him over anything else?
Seems just as natural to me that desire for worship is too petty a concept for such a grand being to even entertain, but that's beside the point anyway. The point is that a deity coming down and saying "Love me so much that you hate your family by comparison" does not inspire confidence in his supposed goodness.

>>62001889
>"Say, ‘If your fathers and your sons, your brethren, your spouses, and your kinsfolk, the possessions that you have acquired, the business you fear may suffer, and the dwellings you are fond of, are dearer to you than Allah and His Apostle and to waging jihad in His way, then wait until Allah issues His edict, and Allah does not guide the transgressing lot." (Al-Tawba, 24)
>Anas ibn Malik reported: The Messenger of Allah, peace and blessings be upon him, said, “None of you have faith until I am more beloved to him than his children, his father, and all of the people.” (Sahīh al-Bukhārī 15, Sahīh Muslim 44)
btw Muslims will get so mad at you if you tell them that they worship Muhammad

>>62003903
That is a weird interpretation. In the Bible it is stressed how much you should love your family and other people as much or more than yourself. To Christians, there is no such thing as loving God to such an extent that you would hate your own family by comparison. That is such a cynical way of looking at it.

>>62004211
>That is a weird interpretation
That's just what is written.
Take it up with Luke, I didn't write it.

>I look up this guy on incognito browser because fuck that having it shit up my youtube recommendations
>Livestream is going on
>holy shit 40k watching
>People are just spamming Amen in the chat
>Occasional pregnant emoji spam too

This is kind of funny in a sad way to watch the people that believe this shit.

>>61941958
*rapes and beheads you *

https://youtu.be/klqDQ3vcPjY?t=11523
Holy shit it's like the money is flying out of my wallet to receive such... spiritual... healing like this gem. It's like Shuba ASMR except with 5 different voices and no cute anime girls.

>>61941595
My new oshi Pastor Jerry. I kneel.

>>62001889
>I don't know how anyone can remain Christian after reading Luke 14:26 desu
Oh thats easy. Luke is not a disciple and never met christ, he's a professional writer that Paul contracted to make the best written bible with the cool words and literary references and shit. The entire book is filled with false quotes and attributions designed to make christ seem cool and mysterious, such as the next fucking like luke 14:27.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sh6t4CMI7Jk
Your oshi will NEVER be on this level

>>62002502
She clearly said several times that it was a class ring, though (even before she passed that idea to the management)

>>62005882
Funny how that tard who never reached more than a million views on his VODs keep reposting the same copy-pasted live again and again every week or so, and every Christan cuck knowing this channel will deliberately send him their well earned money all the while being stuck in a scamming loop.
Good voice though, for him to scream that much for two whole hours every week, that isn't a talent given to everyone out there.

>>61941595
who are those third world fucktards?

>>62006973
Hololivers

>>61941813
Literally Holy based according to the cultists

>>62004709
Least radical whorolive cultist

>>62004737
the fucking comments lmao

>>62007587
they arent. who the fuck are these.

>>61958707
Like that guy who killed abe

>>61983792
Based Christ

>>62005882
Of course most of the audience is women

>>62004616
They're just like us

>>61951264
this newfag doesn't remember Chocosens marriage certificate and ring combo

>>62004737

cant even hate. I do feel happiness and blessed when i supa my oshi so i can i understand. amen

good thread

>>61976650
>um actually you should be watching the organization founded by an Israeli military intelligence officer and an Israeli political scientist for factual information

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>>62011488
I didn't say anything about factual information. I mentioned them because it's literally one of the most retarded channels on this planet.

>>61941595
huh, VSPO's more popular than I thought.