/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Sex with a fembud.

How did I fall in love with a girl like this

I will never read the thread
I LOVE GURA!!

So can we all just agree that she's purposefully trying to implode her fanbase by not communicating or streaming on her channel?

HORFHORFHORF

Fuck Gura

Gura cute Gura cute!

Do not HORF.

>>61847890
Don't mind if I do!

>inb4 Gurass

>>61849046
Gurass

>>61849093
Delicious cheese stick.

>*HORFS*

>>61848788
She's a child! You'd break her hymen!

>>61849577
They were made to be broken.

FUCK YOU GURA

Gura doko

Gura has girl front parts.

The Disappearance of Gawr Gura

Gurass

i'd horf gura's garlic bread sexually

>>61850250
Oyasame

Chumbies I just think Gura
Just Gura

lovely dovely

I want to cum inside Gura

>>61850574
Hand holdy kissy wissy?

>>61850250
sharkdreams

>>61851022
039

>>61847590
I often ask myself the same thing

>>61850250
sleep tight buddy

>>61847728
I genuinely have no idea what her goal is with this, I doubt there really is one. My best guess is there's something psychological going on that's making her not want to be involved with Hololive, especially streaming or talking to us, and rather than actually deal with it at all she's just trying to ignore it and pretend nothing is wrong.

>>61847728
>>61851387
It's truly baffling, in all honesty, it would take such a miniscule effort to, maybe not fix the situation, but pacify it and keep it under control, literally a couple hours of effort a month, I can't imagine not just getting it out of the way, like skipping over a single wendigoon video would give her enough time to do a monthly member's stream and send like a dozen tweets throughout the month and show that she's putting in some effort.
Like even at my most depressed or whatever I still had to force myself out of bed to go to a shitty job for 10 hours daily, I mean sure I called in a couple of times, but not for 2 months straight, like what the fuck? I seriously don't have it in me to ignore someone I know is counting on me for more than like a day or two, I feel too bad about it.

I think I might actually be losing my mind buds. Over the past few months I've noticed a weird change in my behavior. I don't forget things but I find myself doubting things I just checked, like sometimes Ill lock my front door then I don't feel right if I don't check that it's locked a few times and even then I still don't trust it. I do this for all sorts of weird things relatively often now.

>>61851387
I think the theory that she has severe avoidant personality disorder seems likely

>>61851631
Depression? Poor diet? Did you hit your head pretty hard? Maybe you're just getting old? I do the same sometimes.

>>61851680
I've been on and off depressed for years and I'm only in my mid 20s so I don't think im that old yet. I think I can break the habit because it's not like the things I get slightly paranoid about linger in my head for long, once I assure myself a few times then my worry leaves completely. I just have no clue why it started in the first place.

>>61851387
whatever is going on it sucks
it really sucks

Feel better, Gura!
But seriously.

If gura leaves I will make sure every chumbud pays with their ass ToT

I love her more than anything!

>>61851801
Did you recently forget something that really upset you? And now you're overcorrecting by double/triple checking things?

>>61851822
>spats
butt why

>>61852157
Nothing specifically comes to mind, maybe I was noticing other people forget things and didn't want to fuck something up myself. Im sure ill move past it at some point.

>>61852231
Because AI.

>>61852231
Nevermind there is good one

>>61852231
>>61852264
no, because butt is like janny russian roulette, sometimes they get anal about the bare cheeks

>>61851822
I like the tiny hand where the thumb should be.

>>61852296
In all my years here, I have not once gotten smacked for posting some nice cheeks

>>61851631
stop smoking weed.

>>61852438
I don't, drugs are for faggots.

>>61851631
That reminds me that Gura would take a picture of her stove so she can quickly check to make sure she actually turned it off.

>>61852502
Checking my stove a few times after turning it off reminded me of her and it's why I made that post...

>>61852451
might be early warning signs of psychosis. I had bad psychosis once, and it was so traumatic it reset my brain to like that of a 5 year old, I had to relearn how to do everything, and am now scared and anxious about everything. Like you could just be having a normal day and then your brain randomly spazzes out so hard that it takes 4 fucking years to recover, though don't think I'll ever be the same. I do however, want to have a LOT of anal sex with Gura.

>>61851631
its called paranoia and its a symptom of modern society in general, more and more people are getting it, you arent alone.

>>61852328
Jannies don't like me posting this butt. But it is safe for work. It also braps.

thread theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWCV9LLTHx0

Gura is posting in this thread...

>>61852705
Im not Gura

>>61852276
Who are they kidding! That would've never fit up her cuncun

TuT

i like butts

>>61847728
My rrat is from somewhere around last birthday when she said her and management had disagreements about the gura character. I think she's been feeling a sense of disenfranchisement regarding her identity as Gura and has basically thrown her hands up and said "you can have Gura, I'm done with her" She might just genuinely be burnt out though because otherwise she'd be streaming elsewhere

i think she is just unable to handle both offlinework and streaming at the same time. and chose the former
there is the concert, the new honeyworks song, will be also in the new eyar concert.im glad she is doing those kind of stuff but really want cover to maker focus on streaming in some weeks at least.

I'm not expecting anything tomorrow since the sportsfest is the following morning, but I really hope we get at least a couple of solo streams after.

>>61853253
Man, as much as I want it to be true that she's just so busy making other content that she can't stream, I just can't believe it at this point, offline work seems to take mori and kiara barely any time at all, and they've both put out way more music, and have at least similar 3d appearances, along with other shit like voice packs that gura doesn't do, I know they are workaholics or whatever, but all signs point to offline work not taking that much time.

>>61853321
>offline work seems to take mori and kiara barely any time at al
these are 2 of the msot workaholic girls that literally live and worked for their whole lives and are sued to JP work enviroment. Theya re used to that, the rest of myth probably isnt.

>>61852684
man radio edits are a crime. Especially with prog rock. When goobs gonna sing Roundabout uncut.

>>61853372
Like I said, I get that they are workaholics, but their offline work does not take that much time, Kiara flew to JP a couple weeks ago to record a new song, she did daily collabs with JP Holos and had the song done in like 3 days or something at the same time.

>>61853439
it doesn't, no, even going by Gura's smaller battery rather than comparing her to the ones on the grind, a full blown all out sololive wouldn't need as much time as the past year has taken
nothing makes sense, everything sucks

I know you will all call me schizo and that's okay but I pulled a tarot card, just one, asking why Gura isn't streaming and I got this one.

>>61853439
>but their offline work does not take that much those 2 are the ones the most used to that, all of the girls have alwasy complained about their offline work and even missing deadlines. Kiara and Mori are used to it. The other dont.

>>61853475
>but their offline work does not take that much time
all lives take months of preparation going by JPs. The fact that both Ina and gura had to be delayed is jsut more proof of it.

>>61853554
I refuse to believe Cover is letting Gura occupy the recording booths and the 3d stage for months and we haven't really seen anything yet.

>>61853583
I don't think we're going to get anywhere with this and it's way too late for a loop, I shouldn't have started replying at all

>>61853628
lives does take months of works for jpnot much we can do about the fact. >>61853604
she not being on japan just makes things take longer is my guess

>>61853690
>she not being on japan just makes things take longer is my guess
It's not like she would be flying back home to go to sleep every night, her being in a different country adds like 2 days to what it should take anyone else, like what I said with Kiara, she had a full song recorded in like 3 days, and it was released like 2 weeks later, if she's working on a 3d live, there's no way Cover is letting her occupy the 3d stage for a month and a half to produce a 1-3 hour thing.

Whatever it is she's going through, I just want her to be okay and talk to us again soon.

>>61853769
that is one of multiple reasons the 'she's in japan recording a 3d live, let her cook' thing is delusional, yes
possible, and certain at some point, but not an explanation for any of what's been going on

googoo is kill

Ganbare same same desu

>>61853769
kiara knows japanese and can move herself around easily. Gura doesnt they arent comparable. Everything she is recording is probably in the states like she did with her first live that was before japan opened.

>>61852570
Wait, what? I am alone how do you know I'm not alone, why did you say that?

I'm getting worried.

>>61854221
"You aren't alone" is short for "You aren't alone in dealing with that" esl kun

>>61854260
>anon in a Gura thread is too autistic to comprehend jokes
Many such cases

>>61854260
Its a joke on paranoia chumbo.

>>61853529
>Eight of Swords
My 2022 in card form.

This shit seems spiteful at this point. Sorry for the actual Gura fans itt, hope it works out.

I think this one is on Gura's team, this is the last chance for her to show up for a practice for sports fes, so we'll see how it goes, oh and I just saw watame has a frame too, also kiara, mori, and fwmc have frames up too, so I guess it's a multi team thing?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2g8L5DD3zU

>>61854410
It feels spiteful honestly. I'm not sure exactly what triggered it, but it fucking sucks, if it happened the day after the dude superchatted her and asked her to communicate more I would have some kind of understanding, but she seemed like she was having a good time in the days leading up to her acting like this, so I really just don't understand.

Gura love!

>>61854410
>>61854580
I'm sticking to the "family member has a catastrophic health problem" rrat and I will not be swayed from this belief by anyone other than her.

>>61854634
that rrat is btfo when she's able to jump into collabs instantly, asked on the same day even

>I’ve been seeing apparitions!
>I haven’t spoken to you all in a while. So if I get these random bursts of these “Oh, by the way”s, it’s because things have happened to me over the past… however long I’ve been gone
>And I keep… I would be, like… I gotta tell everybody when I stream again
>I’ve been seeing apparitions out of the corner of my eye. Multiple times, I’ve been seeing things out of the corners of my eye, to the point where - also I’ve been hearing things
>I’m fine by the way. It’s okay

>>61854656
>that rrat is btfo when she's able to jump into collabs instantly
The only thing necessary for her to jump into collabs is her work phone and a laptop.

>>61854656
Plus the fact that she doesn't touch twitter/member's posts even, like, even if they are in bad shape, you aren't physically doing much in the hospital, especially over like a 2 month period since she dipped in august, or even if she's personally taking care of them solo, there's still down time, even if her taking care of a family member solo doesn't make sense either, like I had my own mom in a hospital for 6 weeks at one point and most of the time I spent there with her (which was basically every day after work) she was sleeping to recover or we were just waiting on doctors to do stuff or she was off getting tests done for hours at a time.

She needs hugs. Lots and lots of hugs.

>>61854731
She's not in her laptop though. It's her desktop mic and your excuse makes no sense if it was family issue you wouldn't want to be on stream regardless

>>61854781
>It's her desktop mic
Laptops have USB ports

>>61854746
I'm sick of all the excuse makers. She simply doesn't want to communicate

>>61854599
Very cute, i love that fat fuck

>>61854812
She doesn't have the kind of mic where you just shove a usb into a slot and you're good, she's not using a blue yeti or a headset.

>>61854837
External sound card.

>>61854812
She bought a travel mic specifically for Japan and laptops. Again you're ignoring the second part of why she would show up on stream only on collabs if it was a family issue

Gura has always been someone who was outcast for her interests and niche hobbies. It infuriates her that she is by far the most normie-tier basic bitch choice of vtuber

>>61854855
>all you need is a laptop and a work phone
Oh man it's sounding like she needs a lot more(sound card +amp). The cope is ridiculous

>>61854858
She bought the travel mic for recording in the studio in JP, as evidenced by the fact that she never streams in JP but still takes it.
>>61854855
Do they make external soundcards with xlr ports? I only ever see those on mixers.

>>61854917
Wasn't there one stream in Japan? A members one

>>61854905
Thankfully I only care about her body so I don't really care what she is interested in.

>>61854943
I honestly can't remember at this point, member's streams in general feel like so long ago. I feel like every JP stream has been some kind of collab hasn't it?

>>61854917
>Do they make external soundcards with xlr ports?
Apparently so.

>>61854958
>bottom right is a cellphone with a panty shot
>it took me roughly 25 seconds to realize that it wasn't a Geiger counter

>>61855002
Gura has a radioactive mega slutty cunny

>>61854983
Still need an amp to drive the Neumann. Anyway this topic is retarded

>>61854983
That thing looks almost more obnoxious to take around than a laptop, she legit needs a whole carry on to move a usable setup to stream on the go.

>>61855033
amps can be pretty small, the one I have is like 2x2x4" but yeah, it's an obnoxious amount of shit to move around, not likely to happen.

Gura is appearing in the final sportsfes practice in 2 hours
Source: my gut feeling

I want Gura to mess up really bad at the sports fes and start crying, crying girls turn me on.

>>61855063
My pet groundhog just saw his own shadow, foretelling another month and a half of ghosting until the Christmas merch shill stream

>>61855099
I would've called you a schizo in the past but now it sounds reasonable

>>61855063
I threw some sticks on the ground and they told me otherwise.

>>61855063
This early in the morning? I doubt it, but enjoy the bigfish hunting.

>>61851679
>I think the theory that she has severe avoidant personality disorder seems likely
So assuming Gura does have avoidant personality disorder, how should we approach this? Should we tell the other EN members about it?

Hoozah

>>61855295
Mating press her until she's fixed.

I keep thinking of Gura tiny cunny all the time. I never felt like this before. Is this what they call true love?

Shion is sexier than Gura

>>61855706
Could be a product of it.
But in this case I think you're probably just a big pervert and I would like you to not fantasize about my sweet wife in that way so much.

>>61855176
I mean the fes is at the same time tomorrow isn't it? It would make sense to either stay up late or wake up early the day before to kind of get ready for it maybe?

She's gonna show up and be muted half the time and fuck off isn't she?

>>61856129
Today or tomorrow? Either way the answer is probably yes.

Do you think Gura cun cun has a extremely tight grip?

>>61856188
Why is she torturing me. Just shoot me in the head already and get it over with.

>>61856191
I think it's actually pretty loose because she's over 9,000 years old and has never touched herself, so the muscles aren't very developed.

>>61855875
>It would make sense to either stay up late or wake up early the day before to kind of get ready for it maybe?
Yes that would make sense, but we're talking about Gooba here. We'll see what happens.

>>61856226
I'll help her train them until she's able to lift a 25 lb kettlebell with her cunny.

I bet all the retards schizoing out in other girls' chats/comments about Gura is annoying them if mods don't catch it first. I wonder how they feel about it.

>>61856279
I wonder if people are actually still doing that, I feel like it would get old making a new account every time you got banned. Or do people just get timed out? I've never said anything stupid enough in a chat to warrant a mods attention.

Just want to hear her talk to us.

>>61856399
She's probably thinks people will sperg in chat and doesn't want to deal with it. Bunch of people will come in and shit the place up and if you ban half of them poof there goes a bunch of disgruntled fans that would have otherwise just shut up and went back to watching funny shark girl after getting it out of their system.

Gura is only good as a sex pet. She sucks at everything else.

>>61856565
There would be so much less sperging if she would just start easing back in already, fuck me man, say something, a tweet every couple days and actually say something to fans with it instead of teehee shork dumb before coming back.

>>61856565
If you're seriously still hung up on that Cho Cho Charles prechat incident as an excuse for this need I remind you how she ghosted us in November with no remorse? All she had to say for herself was that her PC got fixed even though we knew it was fixed from that convention, that she was "sick", and Thanksgiving with her family. No one did anything to warrant this behavior from Gura but she did it anyway.

>>61856725
Talk Gura to do that next time. Or tell her to get her manager to help with communication.

I need this girl...

>>61856851
*Tell Gura to

>>61856913
I need Gura's butt T u T

>>61857078
Does she even realize that her puffy?

>>61856823
>If you're seriously still hung up on that Cho Cho Charles prechat incident as an excuse
I didn't say anything about Choo Choo Charles, bud.

>>61856725
There's a chance that she is doing just that: remember before she came back blazing in the summer Gura first showed up in a hotel room with Kiara, Ame and others in an off collab, then not long after she did the summer outfit stream with ame on her own channel, then the flood happen with more and more content including 3d stuff with JP girls, duo song with Okayu, collabs with idols she hasn't interacted with in a while, lots of game streams again, irl meet ups, ID sportfest, updated all her PC stuff, fixed her model etc.

Like before we got an amesame stream, big collab even with Kiara a day later, the sportfest tomorrow, so there is a chance it might happen again. But there is an equal chance things will just go back to how they were this fall after the sportfest. I hope not.

>>61857178
anon, even if she came back for 2 weeks shes just gonna fuck off again for 3 months afterwards.

Gura and Kronii were the only ones from yellow not to show up to practice.

>>61857566

Even Ame is there lol

No goobgoob

>>61857566
They were probably doing drugs…and other stuff…if you ask me…

>>61857566
Not surprised, kronii was the one who convinced her not to stream her Mario Kart perspective either.

>>61857613
>>61857566
Shiori missing too, didn't notice. EN yellows are so fucking lazy.

>>61857566
I still want to know what the fuck Kronii told Gura

Christ. Was Mio forcing everyone to stream their POV for the main thing at least true?

>>61857708
I thought everyone was just allowed to? I didn't hear forced.

>>61857566
Can we get someone to tardwrangle these lazy Holos already?

>>61857708
>Forcing Holos to stream
I fucking wish lol

wake up shart

I don’t blame Gura or Kronii. Sports are fucking gay.

>>61857814
nyo...

Did yellow team even release who is doing what?

>>61857842
Being a lazy do-nothing is even worse.

Man...

Even if she does show up tomorrow its just going to be all nip and Gura won't talk.

>>61857925
Yeah but it’s their facade. Too cool for school bro. They wouldn’t be Gura or Kronii if they didn’t blow off their responsibilities, naw what I’m sayin?

sharkpits

Works for me, I don't have to listen to a noise bomb while lifting.

>>61857566
Dont worry, Gura will say that she practiced

>>61858187
She'll do terrible because she didn't bother practicing just like the last time. At least back then she had some kind if excuse now she's just fucking off for no reason.

Guys, do you think Gura will finish her haunted mansion?

>>61858407
yes, right after she has finished atlantis

>>61858084
>if she does show up tomorrow
retard

You retards dont even like collabs so why are you bitching that she isn't there?

>>61859316
Well Gura has definitely not shown up to practice and is still going ghost, so assuming that it's an if isn't unreasonable

>>61859370
Gura not even bothering with this when she hasn't done shit for months is just another example of how lazy and detached Gura has become.

>>61858136
RERO RERO RERO RERO

stream bitch

I never imagined the day would come where I saw Mori seriously practicing for an MC event while Gura is a no show
it's like bizzaro world

Kek Gura. I thought she's joining the tournament. Girl didn't even bother to show herself to practice...

>>61854753
She needs money. More and more of your hard earned money.

I unironically cried thinking about what could have been...

>>61862457
Why would she need to practice when she'll blow off the real thing as well kek

>>61862227
Like it or not, Mori has always been a hustler. Gura is not.

>>61862792
is it hustle or is it character development

Don't worry guys, she's practicing for the MK tournament instead

>>61862935
Who cares. Either way it's better than doing nothing like Gura is doing.

>>61862935
Watch streams. She's spent years to get where she is now.

>>61855034
Her travel mic works fantastically with Shure's tiny one-channel interface, and that interface just works, plug and play, without any drivers. This is an extremely easy problem. The solution costs $100 and weighs 11 ounces.

>>61859450
Yeah I think she'll be lost if she hasn't attended any practices yet

Gura's manager will play on her mc account

>>61863813
The girls in bae's practice were saying the games are more complicated this year than before too. I think the only simple one is the obstacle race.

https://youtu.be/mP89Gs4h6OQ
GURA

>>61863992
Maybe in 5 more years we can have a realistic Gura that won't abandon us.

>>61863992
Ehh. I'll take it

>>61863992
She sounds rough oof...

>>61863992
I mean, unironically... if we get to the point where the AI is 99.99% the same, I'll accept it. Infinite new streams, karaok, ASMR and other stuff from a perfect Gura Joi AI?
Might only be a few years away from it

>>61863992
>>61864118
>>61864158
AI shit will always be garbage. Stop coping.

>>61864258
AI will always suck as long it uses the shitty predictive model. It's useful for a lot of things but it's still far from true intelligence.

>>61857708
Holy based if true

>>61863987
I feel like the practices were more for the ENs so they don't have to try explain them during the event. Sure main point is to have fun but I would be little bummed if few people would not put any effort in for the team. Hope she at least watches VODs for general idea.

>>61864526
>2023 Gura watching a hololive VOD
kek

>>61863992
Too verbose to be Gura

Day 50! Give it up for day 50!

>>61864578
She literally confirmed that she watched the Promise family feud vod last stream.

>>61865137
Was Mumei screeching when she said it? I think I missed her saying that.

>>61865211
Retard.

Sex with a fembud?
https://twitter.com/miyach0606/status/1720439391066468505

>>61865430
She looks like she has a flat chest
I approve of this fembud

I really don't know how anyone can even explain it anymore. At this point there's simply no way around this solely being on her own lack of interest in doing anything. Whether it's because of some "I'm so rich I don't care anymore" or her just hating streaming now, who knows, but either way it's all on her and no longer on any external factors.

>>61865528
>I really don't know how anyone can even explain it anymore
You just did, she doesn't care or hates her fans.

>>61865430
Real Gura's is better.

Gura hates me the most btw

>>61865430
https://twitter.com/miyach0606/status/1716094319223029844/photo/2
that's a man

>>61865528
Then maybe Hololive members should start being forced to stream. When you enable lazy behavior from lazy people and never bother correcting it don't be surprised when they become even lazier. This whole hand-off approach has always been fucking retarded.

>>61865999
That's fine. I'd give him or her a "ride" regardless

>>61857566
>clock whore
I'm gonna blame everything on her.

>>61866080
Would that help? Maybe at a first glance it would, but do you really want to watch a girl that doesn't want to be there, doesn't want to stream and doesn't want to spend time with you?

>>61866141
I don't care what she feels. What I want is for her to stream.

>>61866218
I guess I can't imagine that. There were a few streams she clearly only showed up for cause she had to and I can't say I really enjoyed them all that much.
It's only fun when the holo is having fun too, or when she at least wants to even be there.

>>61866141
At this point, yeah, I wouldn't really care if she wanted to be there or not, people enjoyed the anniversary stream just fine even though she was itching to leave the whole time. Maybe if someone forced her to stream she would remember that she actually seems to enjoy it while she's doing it.

>>61866080
They should just put 3x2h streams a week for all holos and only exceptions is being sick or big events. And no, no holo would graduate because of that.

I'm retroactively questioning how she ever even manages to function as a vtuber before. I uses to thi nk it was sad how she turned into this, now enough time has passed that I can't believe she uses fo do so much better

>>61866218
I feel the same but with her cun cun. I don't care what she wants or about her streams I just want to breed her T u T

>>61857178
nah they chance was lost the moment she didn't follow up on those streams with a Halloween one

>>61866387
No, it's better when a Holo streams rather than not stream at all. Who cares about what they feel? I'd take any Gura stream over none. And I wouldn't be surprised if I or others liked those streams that you felt that she didn't want to. We've been doing the "Gura streams only when she feels like" model and the result is no streams. Screws whatever the hell Gura feels anymore. At the end of the day getting streams out is more important.

>>61851679
Avoidant personality disorder does sound the most logical conclusion given her behavior. She either wants to stream/communicate but is unable to, or she doesn't want to stream. If she wanted to stream she would have found the time to fit it into her schedule or at least made an effort to communicate with the fanbase. I don't see her taking it out on the fans if it's a problem with management so it's probably something more personal like AVPD.

>>61859370
I fucking hate endives. But if I was starving I would still eat them every day nonetheless

most likely, a lot of this would be solved if Gura's manager actually did their fucking job

Can’t understand, but cute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9miHEOwsZPA

>>61859370
I like collabs

>>61866911
cope, 99% of this is gura's fault alone.

At least she managed to not be someone who runs away from everything and abandons things for almost two years before she fell back into her old habits

If you were real fans you'd be protesting in front of Cover's headquarters.

I wonder if Gura even knows she's supposed to be at sports fes tomorrow.

>>61867047
Has she appeared in any of the practice streams?

>>61867077
Nyo, she's gunna grief her team in all the events she's in and I hope they are mean to her and make her cry, crying girls get me really hard.

I just woke up. In my dream, Gura posted a tweet : "Thinking about you!"
But I woke up and was disappointed

>>61867136
So she doesn't understand Japanese and will have no clue how the games are played? What a clusterfucker.

>>61867242
She wont talk and her manager will play for her

>>61867242
I don't know what events she's in, but I think if she's in anything other than the race I think she just hard loses every game.

Both Gura and her manager should be fired at this point

jwu, so gura didn't join? that fucking sucks, i hope she at least talks during the event, we have no confirmed dates on when we'll see her next

>>61867304
Was it Kiara that Gura shared a manager with? Does Kiara just take all of the manager's time and energy?

>>61864887
>we actually hit 50 days with no stream
hahahaha

Remember that time when we didn't know until the very end if she would even do something for her birthday?

>>61867393
that manager has been promoted for almost a year now as far as we know
maybe she was the one that tardwrangfled gura

>>61867436
I do, there was a big ass reddit thread about it the day before even, asking Cover to say whether or not she would actually show.

If her next solo stream does not bring a genuine explaination or at least genuine apology for what happened, this will truly be it for me. I've said this to myself for long enough

>>61867436
this has... not been a good year for us holy shit lmao

>>61867501
Man this thread would be so much better if all the redditors and discord sisters were banned.

I think it’s best to break off amicably and not hold any ill-will or grudges against Gura. I don’t want to get too invested again at this stage because I’d just be setting myself up for further disappointment. The best thing to do now is cut it off before it gets worse.
I enjoyed all of the many good times spent with Gura so I have no reason to be upset, but I’m done expecting a version of her that simply doesn’t exist anymore. That Gura is fully in the past now and there is no going back.
To anyone who sticks around: I get that you still love Gura and I hope you still enjoy her going forward. Just be sure to properly temper your expectations, for your sake and her sake.

>>61867576
>next solo stream
Have fun waiting for that kek

>>61867593
Imagine being too weak browse a shitty site for info on your oshi, couldn't be me.

fun fact: if you consider the two weeks Gura overlapped Advent as the last time she willingly streamed, her current "break" has been longer than last winter's hiatus.

>>61867842
Grim.

How copebuds will be acting after the Sports Festival stream:
>See? Gura nervously mumbled five words on stream! We can’t stop winning! Take that doubters and antis!

>>61867842
fun fact, she streamed GTA for the first time almost two full years ago.

>>61868228
Are you doubting that she's prepared after all the time she's spent practicing? Going to be a Gura sweep.

>>61868246

>>61868402

>>61868341
I actually wouldn't be surprised if she kept track of every other holo calendars and only logged in when nobody else was on.

>>61868444
I was gonna post this but turns out I didn't have it saved for some reason.

i'm stuck in a YT shorts loop...

>>61868246
>>61868402
I remember the first time Gura tried to stream GTA. She didn't do any prep and made everyone wait an hour troubleshooting and didn't even bother to do something else for a stream when she couldn't fix whatever the problem with the game was.

>>61867842
I am currently plenty demoralized. You can stop now.

Gura, if you are reading this: please, just graduate. You know things can't keep going like this. Thank you for the joy you brought us, and good luck in your future endeavors.

>>61868724
I didn't even mind that much. She gave us updates and got it sorted out quickly. She was disappointed and didn't want to bring the mood down im sure. At this point all I really want is consistent communication, even though it's clear that's never gonna happen.

>>61868957
you're a loser lol

>>61868957
>tfw you have never watched Gura stream and only lurk these generals to collect the reaction images
What did I miss out on anyway?

>>61869049
But enough about Gura

>/ggg/ still at it
Still dont know how you guys dont get bored shitposting

>>61869107
>the crab desperately tries to reach up to drag down maintain the illusion of "winning"

>>61869104

>>61869033
This. I didn't give a fuck it was broken cause she actively worked on the problem. I did some house work.

>>61868957
Kys faggot

Gura, if you’re reading this: please fuck me. You know you’ve been feeling horny. Thank you for the gooms I’ve had, and may I goom forever more.

>>61869134
I have a primal urge to correct this woman. It can't be helped.

She will come to the sportfes tomorrow...right?...

>>61868724
>She didn't do any prep and made everyone wait an hour troubleshooting
I feel like this has happened more often than I think it did, but I don’t really remember
Regardless, it feels like she’s always been underprepared for streaming and half-asses things frequently

>>61869277
So this is how mom felt going back to my dad all those times...

Gura, if you are reading this: please, just get your shit together already. All you have to do is stream 2 hours three times a week. It's one if the easiest jobs imaginable. You've been given such a great opportunity and you're just wasting it by being like this. You can continue to bring joy to people, you just need to take that step to try to fix whatever is causing you to do this.

>>61869324
Gura is the drunk neglecting father and I’m the bad little boy looking to be corrected. UwU

Gura, if you're reading this can you just quit streaming and just become an only fans whore? It's literally all you're good for T u T

>>61869309
90% of the 'EN Curse' is self-inflicted.

>>61869413
This but unironically
My mind runs wild with fantasies of Gura going wild on Onlyfans

>>61869277
She will but she won't say anything except for the occasional 'Heeey!' that will get drowned out by JP chatter.

>>61869411
I needed that laugh ty

>>61869425
Seems like it
“EN curse” just seems like an excuse to not have to try and fix all the streaming issues they have

>>61869637
EN curse is really just women trying to do tech.

>>61869425
>>61869510
You'd think EN fans would put two and two together on what the "EN curse" really was by now after Advent hasn't really experienced it at all, but they'll probably still push the EN curse meme next time anyone from Myth or Promise messes up.

>>61869853
>now after Advent hasn't really experienced it at all
watch streams

>>61869309
You're not wrong, but most of EN was like that. Under-preparing wasn't really a Gura specific problem back then.

>>61869147
Did someone say crab? :3c >>61864887

>>61851631
Pretty normal. Sometimes I check my checking account multiple times to make sure my money is still there

>>61869989
who gives a shit what others do, if I shit on the floor are you gonna start doing it as well?

>>61851631
Start taking pictures. Gura was doing that with her oven at one point.

>>61862935
Does it matter? I cant imagine anyone going gosling over mori unless they are newfags

>>61851631
My oven has wifi, I turn it off with my phone.

>>61870344
What the fuck

>>61869413
I would spend big money if gura started one

>>61850110
she's autistic so it checks out

>>61871287
would lick

https://twitter.com/kahlua_rarara/status/1720383262881943988

https://youtu.be/MdRcp9WJHlI?si=LGycgW81mTcQlijm

MEMBERS POST
She says she's been practicing off stream but she's not sure she'll be able to stream tomorrow

MEMBER POST
She says she's been having a lot of sex with (me) and will not be able to stream for the next few weeks

MEMBER POST
Bushi pucci confirmed by gooba herself

>>61872647
This is about ina btw
LET'S GO RED TEAM

MEMBERS POST
Gura says death to all yesbuds

>>61872760
Why is she in Japan?

MEMBER POST
Gura loves me the most

MEMBERS POST
Gura said that I’m the last chumbie

Why is Gura suddenly making a lot of member posts?

MEMBER POST
Gura is going to do only fans 100% confirmed. LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>61872897
Alprazolam

I still think its crazy how many women use this board. I want more earlicking asmr

>>61872958
only fins.

Does she have cancer? did she lose her arms? or does she simply despise her fans and hates this job?

>>61872870

>>61872842
Bday live in december

>>61873007
she has the ligma that only compels her to join when at the call of ame or kiara

>>61873007
I'd hate being a holo too if I had to play emotional support for a bunch of sweaties.

>>61872897
They couldn't secure Gura for the sportsfes which was the last straw for Cover. Mane-chan has officially taken over all of Gura's accounts and will be playing as Gura tomorrow.

>>61873058
Yes I'm a sweetie ^^

>>61873058
Maybe you should stop looking for emotional support by sucking cocks first before complaining about others.

>>61872760
Is Ina in Japan? Is Gura in Japan?

>>61873147
Gura wasn't in Japan during her two streams over Discord a few days ago.

>>61873147
>Is Ina in Japan?
Yes
>Is Gura in Japan?
Would she even let us know?

>>61873102
Mane-chan can't even be bothered to give updates in Gura's stead but can use Gura's Minecradt account and play in her stead apparently.

>>61873206
Ina wasn't in japan on her MC stream 3 days ago. It doesn't take weeks to go to japan

She hasn't shown any sort of empathy or attempted to understand her fanbase in the past 2 years. Ghosting everyone on thanksgiving last year really shows how much empathy she has for her fanbase. We Chumbuds are not even considered an intelligent life form for her. In her eyes there's no difference between us and an ATM with infinite cash.

Prepare to get ghosted until her 2024 birthday.

>>61873206
How would we even know if she was?

>>61873319
Same reason we know every time. Her setup sounds the same.

gura possibly in japan also?
only ina and kiara are able to tard wrangle her

>>61873319
We know she wasn't because she told us what time it was for her during the family feud collab.

>>61873288
I thought she went there straight after her trip.

Insider here.
Gura is in Japan right now along with Myth. They are busy recording for 5th Fes and Countdown live.
Which means no solo streams in the foreseeable future.
Solo streams will resume when she comes back from home, possibly around thanksgiving to early December.

>>61866911
Imagine being Gura´s manager, getting paid big bucks to do absolutely nothing just like Gura. Sweet gig if you ask me

>>61873294
>In her eyes there's no difference between us and an ATM with infinite cash.
She's right to think that. She can literally go ghost for an entire year and have a "comeback stream" and just rake in the cash

>>61873229
She went three times this year. One time she told us about it (and streamed). One time she appeared in a big twitter space but never told us otherwise, and the third time she didnt tell us at all.
So probably not

>>61873374
Okay, now explain why there were no solo streams before and after the anniversary streams for weeks. She wasn't in Japan all that time.

>>61873381
and braindead yesbuds will repost the same cringe welcoming crap on repeat.

>>61873369
Nah she was home for a few days

>>61873374
>Solo streams will resume when she comes back from home
>comes back from home

>>61873374
>She's recording with the rest of myth so no streams
>Rest of Myth (well, Mori and Kiara) is still streaming
Always the double standard with Gura

>>61873416
Retard. She tweeted every one.

>>61862792
I hate the fat wigger, but you're right

Nice 3 years badge, chumkeks!

>>61873206
true but it also takes less than a day to fly depending on the layovers

>Gura doesn't even do anything
>sisters still swarm the thread

Day 50! Give it up for day 50!

>>61873423
She just came to Japan. She had a long vacation after her mandatory streams.

Nice asmr streams, chumkeks!

>>61873520
>Gura doesn't even do anything
This is not the own you think it is

Gura gucci pucci

Oh it's bots. That makes more sense.

Nice Mario movie watchalong, chumkeks!

>>61863257
Did she? She mostly got a lucky break and took advantage of it. But she was no one before hololive.

>>61873545
Yeah because if any Hololive member needs a vacation it's someone like Gura who has barely streamed whatsoever this year.

>le bot XDD
Nice Halloween stream, chumkeks!

>>61873642
cute

Nice thanksgiving stream, chumkeks!

HORFHORF HORF I FORGOR ABOUT HALLOWEEN, SORRY CHUMBIES LMAO

Nice "2023 Valentine's Part 2" stream, chumkeks!

Day 50! Give it up for day 50!

>>61873319
You can tell by the frequencies

>>61864258
Anon you are the one coping
Ai is advancing rapidly

>>61873644
Extreme burnout will do that to you. Look at Ina and Ame.
Not to mention all of the homework that they have to do for the end of this year and for FES.
Yes, all of the girls need it.

>>61873828
>Burnout
>Every other holo streams more than gura
Why is gura more susceptible to burnout than others? Is she just lazy?

Gura insider here. She has a bushi pucci

>>61873902
She has very high standards for herself

>>61873624
I don´t like Mori much but you can´t deny she had some achievements and skills before joining hl
>made her own rap songs
>performed for live audiences
>made animated MVs
>already living in Japan on her own while doing three different jobs
Even before getting into hololive she had already achieved more than most people do in their whole life

>>61866141
Then why the fuck is she in hololive?

>>61873711
She didn't though. She retweeted a Hallowed-themed art.

>>61873902
>Every other holo streams more than gura
Ayame...
Aqua...
Shion...

>>61873933
Just not for her job lmao

12th day praying for Barbs' premature death.

is my name garguntan gungas? gell gugus? hewlp me remember

>>61873968
Because she earns a shitton of money? Are you retarded?

>>61873828
Burnout is such a fucking meme. Just stream through it. It's what most Holos did and they are doing just fine.

>>61866407
Gura, shion, ayame or risu could.
Still, I agree with you.

>>61866911
Again, maybe managers cannot do that. Maybe is company policy.

>>61874086
>Chumbies are unironically proud of being guras ATMs and receiving nothing in return
Lmao

>>61873988
Yes, Gura streams even less than them. She's probably going to be overtaken by Haachama in stream hours as well despite her being in literal Hiatus for 9 months. That's how bad Gura been when it comes to streaming this year. She's at the literal bottom of Hololive when it comes to streaming hours.

>>61874101
We all know Gura is such a emotional crybaby.
I'd expect her to be destroyed by something like burnout.
I NEED TO FIX HER.

>>61866964
While I do agree Gura is not streaming because she doesn't want to, I also think that the point of being in a company is that she has to follow some guidelines. Streams per month or week should be among them.

>>61874221
If that's the case then their company policy is retarded and self defeating and they should change it.

>>61874312
Just make her stream. The "burnout" will fix itself.

>>61874312
She doesn't want to be fixed chud, she probably got drunk and partied all Halloween without even thinking of the chumbuds besides that one retweet

>>61873520
>sisters
Yeah, all of the pedos talking about wanting to lick her pissy cunny are totally women!

>>61873828
>muh burnout
Why are chumbies still pretending to be ignorant? maybe they need a reminder:
https://twitch-tools.rootonline.de/followinglist_viewer.php?username=BarbieSE
>he gets founder badge before everybody else 1 minute after the gawrgura twitch channel was officially created

Don't forget she left for her "house hunting" trip shortly after the Covid travel restrictions to Sweden were lifted. Between the house hunting trip and the winter's hiatus there were 9 months (guess what takes 9 months to evolve).

Gura gets "platonically" fucked by Barbs her "platonic" boyfriend on daily basis, so much that she got "platonically" pregnant with his child and birthed a cute Swedish-American mutt last winter. The WWE poll said "made by user from Sweden" because she was still/again in Sweden shortly before her 2022 birthday, she visits him all the time and most likely owns an house in Sweden to stay over whenever she wants unless she stays directly with him and all his family knows. Also reminder that not only she gets raw creampied by Barbs, she also plays games with him instead of streaming, like Outlast Trials and DBD. The only reason she "came back" last month is because he received threats and she was trying to damage control but there's no attachment for her work, much less for her fanbase that she sees only as a nuisance who "won't let me enjoy Barbs's cock in peace".
Also, her brother became mutual steam friends with Barbs this summer, "coincidentally" during her "break": >>56593256 and Barbs said in his last DBD stream that he played Outlast Trials so much this summer that he got burned out, of course "coincidentally" Gura knew the game inside out when she streamed it for the collab in summer, yes "coincidentally" for Christ sake wake the fuck up you braindead inbred cucks.

>muh lore
>Gura THE shork is totally an idol and she totally loves me! yeah me
You know that's just cope. Gura is her voice actress, Gura is nothing without her. It's more like she hates the shit out of you for still being a fan at this point anyway.

>>61873520
>Gura doesn't even do anything
Yes, that's kind if the problem. Doing nothing is bad.

>>61874268
Next year will be better

>>61874450
Based doxxfag, enjoy the vacation

I had a great time today
>fauna is back
>gurame is alive and well
>found out soul eater is a sequel

>>61874533
You said that last year and this year ended up being significantly worse.

>>61874649
November will be better

>>61874649
Ok but this time it literally cant be worse