/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>6175647
stream sparks challenger

>>6175647
God, her voice is so disgusting. I hate it so fucking much and in this song it's even more annoying. I can't wait for the day she hangs herself. Hololive will be perfect if she's finally gone.

>>6178316
meds immediately

I don't like admitting this but... her new song is pretty good.
https://files.catbox.moe/rr1rrv.flac

Why are her boobs so big

>>6175647
The green tag on the upper left/right make me think it's sponsored content. Makes me do a double take every time.

Tick tock Gura.. ;_;

>>6178638
her song is garbage.
she will never surpass REFLECT

i cant even watch the full song, dat voice filter me

Sparks is great.

>>6175647
Yeah, wish she at least used her normal voice for the songs, I can't say I enjoyed it.

I love Ina!

kiara rules, i love seeing her reach greater and greater heights of success while her schizo antis seethe harder and harder, utterly weak and powerless in the face of her blazing rise into superstardom

I can't believe Kiaras best outfit yet is in a song PV.

>>6175647
Grimes??? Issat you?

I fucking hate Kiara she's trash but her new song is GREAT

I fucking love kiara, she's great but her new song is TRASH

I don't fucking care about Kiara, and I think her new song is AVERAGE

I love Reine!!!

>>6179340
Based contrarian poster

Not for the faint of heart.
https://jigex.com/JFB2

Boyfriend

Larping as unicorns is cringe, you know that, right anon?

Kiara songs are always cringe

I'm not a big fan of Kiara but Hinotori was way better than Sparks

I love Gura!

(You)r oshi has a secret boyfriend

Kiara LUST

>Pekora called
>Moona called and drew something
MY RRATSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

EN2 slime girl onegai...

Cunny

finally we have images again...

Look at that cute sheep named Watame. She's reading through all her supachats, with a nice nod and big smile. Reading off your name and ending it with san, then breaking off into a big tangent over your words of encouragement. Feel the fluff overtake your body and drown you in bliss.
While you're drowning in bliss, might I remind you that today is Kiara's birthday? And as a present to us all, we got another original song drop from her and this one is in English. It's not only got a super wicked beat to it thanks to Kira's amazing work, but the chorus is extremely catchy and the lyrics are super addictive. It's seriously one hell of a song and you'd have to be out of your mind for purposely turning your nose away from such an experience.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lq9eqHDKJPE
But don't forget there's 4.5 hours left until we will be forced to WITNESS something new from Cover. Can your frail heart handle it? Will you fragile bones withstand you jumping up from your chair in terror or excitement? Do you even have enough hair left on your head that can grow gray from stress or joy you'll experience once time is up? I'm very curious to see the reactions of our resident ojiisans, it'll be quite the treat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xx9G-XrxLR4
So friends, where we at?

Reminder that Okayu could be fingering herself right now and theres nothing you can do about it!

Yagoo has a boyfriend

>>6179418
Don't bring retarded timeloops into the new thread, faggot.

>>6179421
yes astel has one what about it'

>>6179422
Larping as a cuck is even more cringe.

VSinger will mog the shit out of Gura. Pic related is her

It's been getting lighter and lighter and the 3d is becoming more defined

I can't wait for the Niji experience!! I hope someone carries Ame like this!
https://youtu.be/Tpc3vXxOt7w?t=112

>>6179420
oh fuck

>>6179427
> secret

Oh yeah! Hell yeah!

>>6179435
https://files.catbox.moe/ov4nlk.mp4

I cannot wait until the absolutely feral hornyposting about the new EN girls. If you fags aren't arguing about who has the smelliest armpits I'll be very disappointed.

>>6179033
I'm not going to dig through all of the VODs for the timestamp, so if you don't remember it, then clearly it didn't stick with you and that's fine. If I had to take a wild guess, it would have been in her birthday stream, but I honestly don't really recall anymore. But to me, it's something that stuck with me and is reflected in how she drifts in and out of having passion, like how she said she was burned out on music after releasing her EP, while that's never the feeling I've gotten from AZKi, without going full doxxneer.

>>6179454
Petrification fetish vtuber...

this isn't even your kind of game Miko WTF?????
is she really going to play that game just because it have the word ELITE?
https://twitter.com/sakuramiko35/status/1412457735631769603
https://twitter.com/sakuramiko35/status/1412457735631769603
https://twitter.com/sakuramiko35/status/1412457735631769603

>>6179427
she wishes

>>6179457
Cute!

>>6179454
>it's 3D
how the fuck, did they open a studio in the US or something?

No I don't have high hopes for EN2

>>6179422
I'm not a unicorn. I don't care about their pasts.
But as a holo, it is your obligation to not have a public bf. That's all you have to do. They all know this before signing the contract, too. They trade away the ability to have a public romantic life for a few years and in exchange they can become a millionaire.
Easy deal.

>>6179430
Pekora not only called in, but showed Kiara KFP house she builtfor her in the JP Minecraft server.

>I'm going to post in a thread filled with unironic cucks if that one dolphin girl is in EN2
reddit and discord were already bad enough

Relevant poal to assess how many purityfags really exist here
http://poal.me/6e8gq9
http://poal.me/6e8gq9
http://poal.me/6e8gq9
http://poal.me/6e8gq9

>>6179427
uhh, yeah, me

really craving some chicken thighs after that MV thanks chikim

>>6179481
sponsored by Microsoft

>>6178316
>high-fives immediately

>>6179476
neat, I hope she plays in VR

>>6179448
You're only a cuck if you're somehow stupid enough to believe the Holo girls are your real girlfriends

>>6175647
wew this came out of nowhere or have I been living under a rock when it comes to Kiara?

KIARA LOVE! AND LUST

>>6179476
I backed Star Citizen

Sparks is great, I just wish Kiara had a brain when it came to how to release music.

Did the colors on the countdown change?

>>6179457
The one to do it will be Gura!

SEA figured out the new captcha I guess.

>>6179472
I think you're just a schizo since after her birthday was the fucking your mori ep which was nothing but songs for her
4DW2H

>>6179438
Ayamefriend has a boyfriend.

>>6179483
>They trade away the ability to have a public romantic life for a few years and in exchange they can become a millionaire.
Fuck, I wish I was a woman...

>>6179481
I feel like they wouldn't announce 3D with a big ass countdown, but you never know

>>6179430
They don't live for long nowadays.

>redditcucks raiding
Time to leave

Who's channel is the collab on?

Towa? No? Okay...

Vsinger really is dead isn't she...

>>6179476
that's going to be a disaster stream

>>6179430
of course they are gona congragulate their usaken employee

>>6179506
I think the closest she came to a direct reference to it was the members stream after digikomi, after that it was low key.

>>6179483
So they can have a bf as long as they don't talk about him? Sounds fair.

>>6179476
Towa baby...

>>6179526
Mine

>>6179445
>t.seething purityfag

This countdown is really dragging out the absolute guttertrash posters I see

>>6179476
Yes, and you will watch it and like it

I FUCKING LOVE LAMY!

>>6179427
She has several thousand, and I am one of them, but she prefers to call us "wives".

>>6179481
3D would be announced in a stream or in a tweet, not like this.

Can you guys stop portraying >us teamates like unloyal fucks who will drop Ame for a new girls? There are at least 3-4k of us who are willing to sit through Ame's superchat reading. We won't go anywhere.
And to clearify, Ame doesn't provide GFE (hell, no one in EN does). It's her personality that goslings want as a gf. And if you count that as GFE, every hololive, or even vtuber is also the GFE.

>>6179526
Haachamas

>>6179402
Me too!!!

Hey guys, instead of timelooping, let's celebrate the yukimin who are winning in the Semi-Finals against Spain right now

>>6179487
What dolphin girl?

Remember this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=al5NBxSRKjU

>theyre still timelooping purity/antipurity shit
sometimes I wonder how new alot of this thread is these days

>>6179491
The absolute state, I hope this is a raid

>>6179483
Say hi to Reine, she's looking down on the ironic unicorns in this thread!

>>6179427
yeah, me

JWU, what happened to Kiara's birthday?

Hololive is an idol company. How you feel about idols doesn't matter, they are what they are. Going to the fanbase of an idol company and going "NOOOOOO, I hate this, you should change it for MEEEEEEE!" is exactly the kind of cancerous bullshit everyone was worried about when they announced EN to begin with. If you want Hololive to be like every western streamer so badly go watch someone else instead of trying to change something you obviously dislike. Entitled faggots.

>>6179521
Go talk about Watame's cute voice when she whispers Happy Birthday sweetly.

I AM VERY HORNY FOR KIARA

>>6179514
She sounds like a child here.

>>6179548
t. Deadbeat

>>6179491
I'm conflicted on this. On one hand, I want Kiara to stay single
but after hearing her talk about being okay with descending into crazy cat lady hood, I'm starting to understand the people who want someone to marry Choco

>>6179533
Only if it's so hidden that no one ever knows.
Since that would be the exact same thing as them not having one. We just wouldn't know.
If it ever becomes known, it's over.

>>6179471
Man, I miss the Mori smellposter(s) who would always write massive blocks of text.

>>6179558
Gura 2.0 if Cover is stupid enough

>>6179548
Even the stars?

>>6179508
THE NEED 2 BREED

>>6179548
can you stop feeding timeloops?

So what are you guys drinking?
I just mixed myself some vodka with ice water and orange syrup

>>6179427
Yes, me

>>6179481
They all bought index. Half life Alyx arc incoming

>leave your "footprints"
>EN2 is all barefoot
TAKESHI

Microsoft has shares now on cover corp.
They are also sponsoring the 3D of HoloEN

>>6179556

>>6179556
On one hand I fucking hate Italians but on the other I love to see Spain lose

>>6179566
bretty fun

I have a boyfriend

>>6179566
It was pretty good.

>>6179562
>raid
No shit. Every fucking time there is a 'happening' they swarm in here.

>>6179497
>Microsoft buys Cover

>>6179476
>Migo playing space truck simulator
I wonder how it's gonna go

I will make Ina proud!

>So go ahead and do it, do it
>If you want it let's get to it

>>6179567
its not an idol company because they fired the guy trying to fuck one of the talents and that never happens with real idol companies

>>6179570
Prove it by linking the best Kiara lewd you have

>>6179599
I WANT TO BELIEVE

>>6179568
>didn't deny it
Why are you like this, friend?

What if EN2 has a furry? You will support her?

>>6179457
>that body swap
Kino. Is this what we've been missing out on?

>>6179452
I can't believe they hired a Mori anti.

>>6179548
are you subscribed to muh cute wholesome angel uto (who is totally an indie)

Ayame eating a cheeseburger.

>>6179627
No.

>>6179599

did kiara get shafted by cover with the countdown?

>>6179476
well, that'll be interesting
does she have flight stick/sim deck?

>>6179627
no

>>6179427
She thinks squishing boobs is more fun.

>>6179487
>I'm going to post in a thread filled with unironic cucks if that one dolphin girl is in EN2
I mean no one is forcing you to be here

>Join as a witnesser
they're just going to post all of Risu's GETs. Don't worry about it bros

>>6179526
>cucks
You'd actually have to be in a relationship with the girls in the first place in order to be cucked, you realize this right?
People like you are fucking disgusting pathetic faggots destined to be lonely for the rest of their lives. If you can't cope with the fact that every holo has/has had a BF, then hang yourself cause it's the truth.

>Forgot pic
>>6173743

>>6179562
>he's now understanding the concept of VOCAL MINORITIES
you purityfags kept chirping about your retarded faggotry for months on end so you created a false illusion of the thread having a larger proportion of purityfags than there really is
>>6179612
when did "raid" become a cope?

>>6179508
Maybe

Here's your EN2 lineup
HAGS______
IS________
ALL________
FUCKING_
HAGS_______

>>6179621

>>6179599

>>6179548
I don't think the teamates here are unloyal. I think Ame has a high percentage of undedicated normalfags outside of here who will be willing to switch to another "lol toxic gremlin".

>>6179526
>Who's channel is the collab on?
The Kiara birthday collab?
hum I wonder...

>>6179666
good with me

>>6179642
>ME ME ME

>>6179642
Given the way the algorithm works maybe maybe not. Overall increased engagement and views may actually benefit her depending on what is actually revealed.

>>6179491
If she makes GFE/flirting a central part of her content, I'd prefer for her to be single, otherwise it comes off as disingenuous. Otherwise it really doesn't matter.

>>6179491
Theres a huge difference between purityfags and idolfags.
Purityfags = Unicorns. Even on 4chan its a rare breed of schizo.

>>6179620
kek

>>6179666
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

>>6179673
okay thats a good one

Kiara's birthday stream was so great bros.

>>6179613
That would be unironically great

>>6179627
I support friend, and beatani, so probably yeah

>>6179660
Incredibly based, godspeed anon

>>6179627
openly furry in stream and/or model. probably not, a random reference and couple moments on somewhere like twitter eh i guess i could since its not their mainstay content

>>6179642
>after that countdown
So Kiara says it's something huge that'll blow her birthday out of the water.
3D or EN2

>holoEN pairing power ranking
>Gurame? Calligula? Iname? or maybe Takotori? Which is your favourite?
http://poal.me/aynoj4
http://poal.me/aynoj4
http://poal.me/aynoj4
http://poal.me/aynoj4
surprised there's this many takotorifags desu

I have so many aches and pains I am going to go fucking nuclear I swear I think game fjcmj g dying there's blood in my shit again and it's the Ewing color

>>6179666
There better be a muscle hag and a brown hag. Or a brown, muscle hag.

>>6179599

FUCK THE KEKPOSTERS
POST SOME FUCKING CUNNY
FUCK NORMALFAGS
FUCK DISCORDNIGGERS

>>6179664
>you purityfags kept chirping about your retarded faggotry for months on end so you created a false illusion of the thread having a larger proportion of purityfags than there really is
Based. I usually just leave the thread whenever purityfags start bitching about "no males" but I've always thought they were faggots.

Okayu's announcement on the 9th will be a loli

I can feel the horn growing on my forehead bros, save me

>>6179660
I don't expect much, but I hope Discord fucks them long, hard, and rough.

>>6179599
Or they could be wearing sandals too...

>>6179438
What in the unholy fuck did you mean by this, Ayamefriend?
>>6160694

>>6179694
It was a bit chaotic but definitely a good time.

>>6179571
T o T

She’s a hag isn’t she

>>6179660
Based if something comes out of this

Kanatowa

>>6179673
Come on, you can do better than that.

>>6179658
There he is

I hope it's not EN 2, doing it during Kiara's birthday is a cunt move on Cover's part

>watching kiaras call in stream
>she literally kicks anya out

LMAO I feel bad for her but what the fuck was that?

>>6179707
Based

When I took my lunch break on my delivery route a car in the drive thru behind me was listening to Cursed Night. I didn't know how to react to running into another Dead Beat in real life so I pretended I didn't notice.

>>6179664
>minority
>is 50% of the votes

I am Ayamefriends boyfriend and she is my boyfriend.

NORMALFAGS DETECTED, DEPLOYING CUNNY BARRIER

>>6179438
Ayamefriend do you want your oshi to be single or are you fine her having a bf?

>>6179717
Ayamefriend loves watching people lose weight

>>6179709
kys homobeggar

Gura ass

>>6179666
>Prism Project Gen 3 all over again
I see nothing wrong with this. PINA LOVE

Here is a sneak peak at the announcement

>>6179717
A patrician's fetish

>>6179722
She seems youthful and full of energy.

>>6179420
>when the frame is completed
Yeah, this is too much for me

CUN CUN

>>6179491
Ask yourself this: Why do you watch hololive? Why them instead of turning on twitch and watching the thousands of female streamers there instead? It's the idol culture.
Is ANYONE in hololive a "true" idol? No. Not even dai-senpai Sora, she's collabed with men. It's not about that. Hololive is to the viewer, a tool of escapism, and something different from the world they know. To the girls, it is an ideal: something to strive for. Obviously TRUE purity will never happen, and once again, obviously, I'm sure some/most of them had male relationships before, and you're delusional if you think otherwise. An ideal is something you push for. To be something more than their regular 3d self. It's a way for a girl to unleash their inner self that they hide from social pressure. Maybe one girl tries to become better at singing, some tries to find ways to be more entertaining with stream variety, others do comedic things and skits. Doing all that while adding on to their own base personality with their virtual self's. All of that is different ways to push that.
The meeting of what the girls strive for and the escapism the fans want is what makes a Hololive vtuber. It's what draws you to them. You can't have one without the other or you have either a generic female twitch streamer.
You don't have to screech if a girl talks to a guy, but you need to know that culture is what makes hololive special in the first place. It's why you're here. I'm not even saying it's perfect, Aloe's situation proved that, but it's certainly far better than the alternatives.
The West doesn't use the same shorthand as the Japanese, but the core is still the same. They instinctively feel they should be okay with the concept of the streamer having a close relationship with someone else, but because they don't consider it seriously when asked the question as a hypothetical, when the actual ramifications hit them they find they can't put up with it.
Even completely excluding the viewers with fantasies of hooking up, there are other issues that arise when the streamer enters a relationship. The very nature of the perception of the streamer changes, which can influence the jokes and content which gathered their audience in the first place (Being a 'virgin' is a part of SingSing's stream persona, for example, despite having slept around; the conceit wouldn't hold if he dragged his past relationships or one night stands on stream). Viewers who are single feel that they no longer can identify as well with the streamer. By introducing another important party into their life, the viewer will also instinctively ask themselves where they rate on the scale. There's no winning. If the partner is ranked below the audience, that casts the streamer as a terrible person to many; if the audience is ranked below, then they feel more distant from the streamer and don't engage as much with them.
It doesn't really matter if you're a male or female streamer. If you have a relationship, you fundamentally alter your stream persona, and most likely, viewers must decide whether to support both of you as a unit or to drop you. There is no middle ground. Some streamers with families or long stable relationships can make it work; most cannot.

Ah yes, the cunnyposters

How many rrats did Kiara kill today

>>6179438
Apologize for shitting on GI for no reason.

>>6179687
purityfags are common on /a/

Gura tummy

Gura cute

>>6179734
Deadline for merch reveal on the site

>>6179599

Gura secretly hates her genmates.

Here's your EN2 bro

MORE CUNNY
FUCK YOU NORMALFAGS
OUT OUT OUT

SPARKS is legitimately my favorite HoloEN song so far, because it gives me big Carly Rae Jepsen vibes.

>>6179734
The merch is set to release on a specific time. They need to reveal it on stream before the release

>>6179722
Nah, she doesn't give off hag vibes, just intense girl vibes

>>6179752
You're trying too hard anon

>>6179707

I ordered a Popeyes Spicy Chicken Sandwich in honor of Kiara's birthday.

>>6179481
Maybe Vsinger then?
AZKI is full 3D with no 2D like Miko

>>6179658
Fuck off back to your containment site cucknadian

>>6179642
Firs the ruin her shill stream as an ambassador now this, why Cover hates Kiara?

Kanatan cute

>>6179491
This poal sucks. There's no option for NO MALES while they have orgies with each other every day

>>6179777
you are now reminded of the reaction to kaguya ch 220

>>6179773
anything you could call a rrat in that is basically dust and bones only the most retarded try to push

>>6179789
too big

Ayamefriend is a faggot whore who sleeps with hobo black men while his faggot sissy boyfriend masturbates his small penis in front of them
fuck you ayamefriend and your sissy boyfriend

are we going to have a new gosling queen?

>>6179786
uwaa

>>6179785
>secretly

An idolfag is someone who wants to see the girl succeed. The specifics are different depending on every idol; the contract is set between each idol and her fans. There are general guidelines that are met, though, and for relationships, this is how I define it:
An idol tends to stand alone, or with other idols only. The reason why is because they want to attract support from their audience. The audience will support her, but the social contract tends to preclude relationships. This is because of their standing alone; if someone is in a relationship, then they receive the support of their partner. That's well and good, but if you have support in that way, asking for extra support from others is seen as odd. This is why you see the expression, "I am everyone's idol." An idol sacrifices the support of one for the support of many. If you have the support of one, after all, that should be your goal fulfilled.
The difference between Idolfags and Unicorns is where they understand this line. Idolfags see it as a contract. The idol draws on the support of the idolfag, but in return, the idolfags ask to be treated as equals, and for one to not be elevated over another. If the Idol chooses to leave the contract and have a relationship, then that is fine, but it also relieves the idolfag of their end of the contract. They then go on to find another who asks to enter the contract. The contract is also not retroactive; idolfags don't care about the past, only that the contract is entered into faithfully in the present.
Unicorns, on the other hand, believe their contract contract be both perpetual, and exclusive. Unicorns want to be elevated above other idolfags, and be the exclusive supporter and recipient of their Idol's success. Their endgoal is to one day become that Idol's significant other. When someone exits the contract, they go insane, believing that the contract should not be theirs to exit, and that they own their Idol beyond the stage itself. They also value being their SOLE significant other; Unicorns see someone having a relationship in the past as a retroactive betrayal of their trust, as the Idol, in the Unicorn's mind, promised themselves to the Unicorn and only to them.
Unicorns are rabid and retarded. Idolfags are strict about the contract, but lenient in how it takes shape. There are ones who want a very traditional, "pure" girl, but there is room for someone like Choco to be an idol, where the contract is known to end when she achieves her goals, yet idolfags are ok with that, so long as it is in good faith.

>>6179750
So thats how it is. It seems we can no longer be friends.

>>6179696
Having big corporate backing (like how Niji has Sony) would be great for permissions. All Microsoft would need to do is buy out the venture capital firm and make Cover into a subsidiary. The company prints money already, functionally nothing would need to change except maybe supplementing the legal department so it's not some overworked Japanese lawyer trying to wrangle English publishers.

>>6179717
I can't speak for whoever made that but I can understand having a fetish over looking at people eat healthy and losing off extra weight in order to get a nice toned body. Isn't is fun to watch others become strong for their oshi or for a life goal or something like that?

>>6179800
thank you Mori very cool

>>6179756
it's all Anya
jesus how horrible

/hlgg/ I'm not joking, I will keep posting cunny untill you stop timelooping

I preferred Kiara's Japanese songs compared to Sparks.

>>6179786
Why are there yoshi eggs on the background?

>>6179491
I want my oshi to at least fucking pretend to be single. I know its irrational but so is investing your emotions into women you'll never meet to begin with. If you have an "oshi" you're already a schizo by many standards, I'm not sure why being a purityfag is worse.

>>6179800
very based of you default face mori

This ticking clock is making me thing of Red

>>6179798
Not hard enough, wish I could snap your little faggot neck

>>6179832
DUDE

>>6179491
I usually don't care if others are sucking dick 24/7 because I mainly watch holos for entertainment, but my oshi having a boyfriend would really bother me, wouldn't be able to gosling for her without feeling weird

>>6175647
KIARAAAAAAAAA
I LOVE YOU
I LOVE YOU

One of the new girls will be into bondage

>>6179642
>ME ME ME ME ME
Sorry I don't mean it Kiara. I just think the >ME posting is funny.

I can't believe kiaras next streamer gig is gonna be THIS

>>6179701
the 1 ametori vote has me in stiches

>>6175898
ame mentioned wanting to see 3d smol ina in the last stream

>>6179639
>>6179650
>>6179699
Just a kemono with snout model, with a few furry references on stream

>>6179845
lmao

>>6179829
>become strong for their oshi
I'm going to become strong so I can pin you down and mating press you, Ayamefriend.

>>6179844
I always thought that sound was a gun cocking

>>6179832
if anyone says it I'll graduate everyone on this board

if you want your oshi to have a boyfriend that is not you, you should put a bullet through your skull

You ARE posting cunny right? You aren't some type of FAGGOT that takes part in timeloops, right?

>>6179660
This reminds me, what happened with that anon that used to hunt doxxcords? Haven't see a report from him in a long time...

holoEN collab 9pm est
holoEN channel announcement 9:30pm est...
Guys, I think this is it.

>>6179812
what were the reactions? I haven't been on /a/ in almost a decade

>>6179821
There will be "THAT" type of character in EN 2. And she will be the new numbers queen, mogging everyone in Hololive, even Pekora. She will get 80k viewers on each normal stream. All the frauds will jump ship to make her their new oshi, EN 1 (excluding Mori because she's a successful artist) will fade into obscurity.

>>6179824
Is she gonna ve ogey?

>>6179427
As long as it's not some fan (which will happen eventually) and not using her for money, I don't care.

>>6179856
all women are into bondage anon

>>6179879
Lost behind enemy lines.

>>6179777
>>6179812
I really don't think they are, or at least aren't as common as they seem. A lot of Kaguya were people just falseflagging, I know cuz I did it a few times

>>6179840
This is the worst thumbnail of all time, I fucking kneel

ora

>>6179834
It seems I'm gonna keep timelooping then if that's the case

>>6179642
Yes she did. Poor timing for her, but an EN2 announcement at any point would've been poor timing for somebody.

SHUT THE FUCK UP
NOBODY FUCKING CARES

>>6179834
I will start timelooping if it will make you post more cunny.

Stop reporting Hololive Historian discord.
we are only archiving their history thats all

>>6179821
No one will beat whoever the Gosling queen of EN is

>>6179722
nah, she's the same age as aqua but not retarded so she seems more adult.

>>6179890
will it be another loli?

>>6179856
Based

>>6179874
Stock shotgun sound, yeah
But Anon is talking about
CANT
TURN
BACK
TIIIIIIIIIME

Towasama sure is sexy

>>6179548
Nigger a whole bunch of you fucking jumped shit to Uto and to this day hate Ame for cousin zoning her. We have precedent, unless you're telling me some schizos in the Uto thread are playing the long falseflag game against legitimate teamates when they confess that, knowing someone will be reading it to point it out in such ocassions.

>>6179829
I'll do my /fit/ reps for you, Ayamefriend. You can't escape a pack of horny ojisans if they're all super buff.

>You will never have a clown gf
>You will never wake up to her snoozing in your bed beside you after she streamed 4 times in a single day
>You will never caress her cheeks as she mumbles softly about how she wants to win in Fall Guys
>You will never witness the magical moments when she just wakes up and greets you with Ohayou
>You will never see the smile pop up on her face when she realizes you're the first thing she sees every day
>You will never see her off before she streams as you go to work to fund the moderate but happy lifestyle she has
>You will never watch her complain about snipers or cheaters in the games she gets in
>You will never be the one to remind her whenever she gets lonely that she'll always have you and she'll give you the longest hug before just saying "Thanks" and giving you a peck on the lips
>You will never come home to her still setting up her next streams, getting some food in between
>You will never fall asleep to her reading a children's story to her streamers
>You will never wake up to movement under your sheets in the middle of the night
>You will never see her face poking just above your boxers, her laughs when she finally realizes you're awake
>She will never say "It's Showtime!" before popping out and taking off her clothes while getting you out of yours
>She will never be smug and tell you that she's been waiting so long for this, when she can finally release all her pent up desires
>She will never laugh as you tickle her and lick her all over her body, from her ears, to the neck area just below them, to her armpits, moving to her tits, and sucking on her nipples
>She will never try to return the favor and make you feel even better before she tries to set up the performance of her lifetime as she works on your penis, from the base all the way up to the tip, before she lets you get inside her
>She will never grind on top of your dick as she berates you on and on, saying "Is that it?" And "I want more!" Before you finally cum in unison
>She will never move to finally lay down before you interrupt her and go back to doing the act, her becoming more and more surprised at your sudden vigor
>She will never plead to stop the sex due to her post coital sensitivity and needing to prepare for a stream in the morning tomorrow
>You will never plow her anyway as she slowly changes her pleas from wanting it to stop to keep it going more and more as she loses herself in the pleasure
>You will never stop having sex with her until 5 in the morning, as you watch her fall asleep in your naked embrace
>You will never reflect on how good your life is for having a clown gf

>>6179919
BASED

>>6179666
What if we get an actual lolibaba?

>>6179878
Right here Cunnyfriend
>>6179899
They are!

>>6179789
>>6179835
>>6179857
>>6179878
>>6179893
finally people who arent spamming the fucking shark

>>6179865
Uhhh but what about GURAME?

>>6179866
Still no

>>6179923
False and you have no evidence at all. In fact, most utofags were from other fanbases when someone checked for names in her chat.

i love sex!

>>6179824
YOU PLAGUE-RIDDEN RRAT

If the holo
>has a bf
>collabs with the likes of vshojo/western e-celebs
>gets involved in politics or some shit like that
I drop her. It's that simple. These three rules have served me well so far

>>6179933
What do you mean what if?

i put the premiere countdown to x5 speed, i will let you know what hap

>>6179732
They announced ID2 on Aqua's birthday, it's not a big deal

>>6179909
>The doxxer cries out in pain as you name him

>>6179491
>half the thread are idolfags
>half the thread just don't really care, but don't care about timeloops either [assumption on my part]
>three people want to push this shitty timeloop on everyone else
This seems remarkably accurate to the theory that 95% of all shitposting and terrible discussion is the result of two to three intensely schizophrenic attentionwhores.
Can we take this information and learn to simply ignore said shitposters?

>>6179829
Do your fit reps anons, Ayamefriend wants to fuck anons with toned bodies and big bulging muscles.

>>6179936
Just for you, pal

Mori IS my wife

Uoh!!!

Bros, I'm nervous.

>>6179627
Nerdy e-girls that are at least a little into furshit is astoundingly common. Odds are at least one of the ENs is already into it (probably Mori) and there's almost certainly going to be one in EN2.

>>6179936
Shut up

>>6179952
Based

>>6179701
I really don't know how people can vote for anything besides Takamori, Kiara tearing up at Mori's call in killed me

>>6179943
Never heard of it

>>6179923
>Nigger a whole bunch of you fucking jumped shit to Uto
Then they came back tail tucked between their legs when she took a break to handle her zhang overlords

Subaru a best

My wife looks so cute in this dress

EN2 will be profession fetish themed.
>a nurse
>a cop
>loli maid
>Butler
>mechanic
Cap this.

>>6179936
faggot you cant bait me

You guys are at least looping Spark while timelooping right? It's the least you can do for going through this bullshit this early in the thread.
>>6179925
Don't hurt yourself Gramps. You wouldn't be able to support Hololive if you've gotta lie down in bed from a thrown out hip.

I AM GOING TO DESTROY THIS THREADS IMAGE COUNT IF YOU DO NOT SHUT THE FUCK UP!

>>6179884
You retarded?

>>6179929
>she will never honk honk my balls

>>6179970

>>6179936
Both are good

>>6179936
I do want to fuck the shark

Its so simple anons, its EN management debut.
>ENMA
>J-Chad
>JenMa
3 person gen like ID, 2D debuts.

>>6179960
>Can we take this information and learn to simply ignore said shitposters?
never going to happen

>>6179946
He isn't exactly wrong. A ton of the Uto fans come from Ame.
What he forgot to mention is that almost all of them are discordfags, not from here.

>>6179936
that i can also do

>>6179952
based for the latter 2 but if you care about the first one you are doxfag tier

>>6179910
>there are people who unironically fap to this

I was born in the same year as Watame apparently?

>>6179979
Based

Let's talk about something good
Why is it so hard to find ryona of Mori?
Am I the only one who wants to se her with a bloody nose in the floor being fucked?
Come on, even deadbeats want to see her being slapped arround a bit

>>6179402
>>6179553
She's the best!

>>6179979
Fuck you Nabi, let ame fuck my kid.

>>6180003
well, they certainly will be witnessed

>>6180003
I can't wait for J-Chad's first live lactation and breast expansion stream.

>>6179960
I didn't even realize anything was going on, either I've finally hit sub-70 IQ or my brain has started filtering certain shitposting.

reminder that A-chan is a scaredy-cat
https://youtu.be/Yu4EdXnVrXk
https://youtu.be/Yu4EdXnVrXk
https://youtu.be/Yu4EdXnVrXk

Bros...

>>6180003
Enma has a boyfriend
It's me

>>6180003
Someone get me in the loop. Why is everyone talking about EN generation 2 now? Is there some announcement?

I-I'M GGONNA S-SPLITTT

>>6179987
>loli maid
agua...

Nothing better than watching tutorials on youtube on a rainy afternoon while posting cunny

>>6180021
Yes

>>6180006
They look like midgets

by the way, whatever happens in 4 hours, reminder that we'll NEVER get a military autist holo because there's no woman on this planet that will
>Do a Call of Duty single player marathon
>Do a Band of Brothers watchalong
>Complain that she can't play Girls Frontline on stream
>Do a firearm tierlist stream while being objectively wrong
>Rage quit a stream because she got killed by exit campers for the 3rd time in a row in Tarkov
>show off her lvl 100 War Thunder account but never do a single stream on it despite getting the permissions
>Organize a Squad collab with her genmates that only she will enjoy
>Sperge about military equipment in random movies/games
>Whine that management refused her request for a full body armor outfit
>Laugh at Ace Combat quotes in the chat
>Cry on stream at the ending of Metro Exodus
>Do an MRE tasting stream and puke on stream because they were expired
>Have to deal with a wehraboos and /pol/tards infestation
>Do a Blood on the Risers idol cover
>Get told by her manager that doing a viewers gun collections rating stream is a bad idea
>Have a yab reflection while showing off her authentic british pilot helmet bought with SC money
>graduate because she ended up deciding to join the army

Why even try to survive at this point ?

>>6179923
>bandwagonfags that jumped ship in the first few months at the first sign of trouble, not even staying with a Holo = evidence
>vast majority that stayed through much worse since then = doesn't count because it doesn't support my schizo delusion
ogey retard

>>6180021
I hate those square type bikinis too.

>>6179476
Please be real

>>6179989
I think I will loop Spark without timelooping instead.

>>6179923
The thing is, teamates won't even bother to check uto thread to point anything out

guys please stop.... i really dont want to jerk off....

>>6179944
Only model with snout, no references, final offer

>>6180039
There's a countdown to an announcement on the Hololive English youtube channel

also what's a sparks
is it like from something?

By the way, anons, Marine got some new bondage art today

jwu
timestamp for gura call in?

Marine wasn't even laughing at the Jojo reference, it was the shitty broken Japanese that got her

>>6180049
>>>Do a Call of Duty single player marathon
ame...anyday now....

>>6179824
Insight: 0

>>6179792
Ok you've convinced me, I will now listen to sparks.

Towasama...

cunnychads really do run these threads