/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Raping Bettel but you have a lot on your mind so your heart isn't really into and then he gets mad at you because if you're going to rape him you should at least do it with enthusiasm

>>61789627
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments:
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>61789627
>AXEL BIRTHDAY MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/axelsyrios_bd2023

>TEMPUS VN PRE-ORDER
https://ccmc-corp.itch.io/doppelganger

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Halloween 2023 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_halloween2023

>NEW COVERS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhrRudEJ6aI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xz3u7fZFoQg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkiK9V1INws
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5-yWTQtyjA

>>61790103
Is the other dude supposed to be Flayon? Near unrecognizable

I got weak and checked the claw niji in my Magni sorrow. His debut intro is just Alchemist's Prologue?? How far do the similarities go, glove emoji, hands, purple, same mole, blonde with purple accents, potions... Can it all be just a coincidence ... harrumph ...

>>61790118
AMEN

Apex is going to be fun

this man put the hacked up dead body of his torture victim in that trashbag over there

>>61790103
rabu rabu

To each and every VERMIN who attempts to taint this holy place known as /MANS/: SILENCE you irredeemable BUFFOONS. You will get no pity from this sacred den of UNDERSTANDING, this hallowed hall of PASSION, this CASTLE OF BASEDNESS. The purifying flames of /MANS/ will erase pointless and futile babbling and they WILL bring JUSTICE. Be CLEANSED in the fire of /MANS/, BEGONE and return from WHENCE THOU CAMEST. So the warden of /MANS/ has spoken. PREPARE YOURSELVES.

I wish all MANScholars a fine sojourn in this temple of discourse known as /MANS/. Let us all partake in enlightening conversations about Tempus so we can grow stronger as individuals and as a general.

JWU and watching the bday stream. His dad is such a nerd lol, everything about him screams oldfag /a/and /jp/ browser. He's like 1/1000000 lucky weeb who actually landed a jap girl

Confess

>>61791198
I have a crush on my desk. The soda, crush. It's delicious.

>>61791198
I'm getting burnt out with the boys' game choices.

>>61791198
I still have not seen a stream from the Vanguard boys
I haven't watched the boys or the not!dead ones much lately anyway, I only checked in for Axel's birthday and I'm leaving /vt/ again

Hakka and Senpais love and gangbang

>>61791198
Sometimes I imagine the boys singing songs I'm listening to with this mostly happening with more joke like songs rather then serious songs. This act amuses me when bored.

>>61790319
The similarities end there. I don’t know why they gave him that model and intro lore, but they’re veeeeery different people with different stream styles and goals in mind.

>>61790103
>>61790217
The only reason I see Hakka and not Komaeda is the hair ribbon.

>>61792779
That doesn't even remotely look like Nagito, what the fuck is wrong with you

>>61791198
i want to cry in someones arms

>>61793337
i wrote this, let's cry together

Is it bad I just want the Axel card and dont really care about his merch

>>61793573
not really. just means that you have to sell off the rest of the set

Manifesting tempus new outfit reveal this month

>>61791198
I cope with my oshi being straight by subscribing to a femboy's OnlyFans. Now I'm on the verge of giving akasupas to this slut for the BFE instead

>>61791411
Both Shinri and Flay mentioned recently that they haven't been able to get perms for anything and that you shouldn't count on them being able to play anything new unless the Hololive girls played it.

>>61794516
fuck that stupid japanese copyright law

>>61790118
>>61790888
>>61790941
Amen

Hehe
https://twitter.com/chnbni/status/1719962557832933739

>>61795407
That's the cutest rape whistle I've ever seen

Wait did axel not release a cover for his birthday? I thought he was planning to release one

>>61795558
It got delayed

The custom is in 2 hours, I don't think dingo is gonna make it lmao

>>61795563
I see, thanks btw

>>61795597
Bt he's awake, he just talked with pakosen on X

I love fan mascots, I just really like how people can draw the boys drowning in their own fans

>>61795771
same, it feels way more special than a standard mascot

>>61795771
In a way you can see it as yume art

>>61791198
I’m pretty close to being a Shinri yume but being close in age and rarely watching his streams keep me from doing it.

>>61796378
Indeed

>>61794366
>not using coomer
Ngmi

>>61795815
Bettelion...

>>61795407
uoh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCWD6AaYk74
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCWD6AaYk74
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCWD6AaYk74

>Just watched Axel birthday stream
That has to be the most boring and unhype celebration stream ever
Such a wasted potential to bring your dad on the stream

>>61797855
>live in 26 minutes

>>61797926
Didn't say he was on the telly. Gotta have something to look forward to in here.

https://twitter.com/owo_hiropon/status/1720039259795608052

Artwork from Fixer

>>61798009
slutty waist

>>61798009
oh it's that menhera artist

>>61798057
All artists are menhera. No exceptions.

>>61791198
I hate women. Every time a tempus boy acts horny for a woman or defaults to coomer waifu talk I feel bile collect in the back of my throat and I have to physically stop myself from throwing up. But then they go back to being regular cuteboys acting cute with each other so I forget all about it until it happens again and the cycle repeats. At this point I am praying for a Messiah in Tempus3 that will entirely shun women or any mention of them from his channel. He shall be the one to receive my precious meneherabux

>>61794516
Shinri actually got perms for two games from his list before he went on break and said he's going to blast mane-chan with a gigantic list of perms requests while he's off as well, so not necessarily

>>61798057
context?

>>61796727
I'm actually sliding in this cutie's DMs and he's willing to make content for me on commission. Wouldn't repost it anywhere else either, it's exclusively for me. It's actually really tempting, didn't know OnlyFans accounts are this intimate with their followers

>>61796849
funny thing about phantom is he feels like a character rather than a mascot too

>>61798148
>magpost while being parasocially attached to money whore
sasuga… keep on truckin lil mite

>>61798258
he's my oshi

>>61798372

>>61798372
>>61798404

God, poor rpr is in for a rough time today

>>61798404
Wait, Phantom was Flayon this whole time?

>15 minute delay
Sasuga I'll make it home in time

>>61798742
that would explain a lot actually

>>61789627
Axel's Birthday Stream timestamped

I think the three RIP members are, ironically, dead.

>>61799015
if they're not dead already then they will be when shibuhal finds them

RIP DOKO PLEASE DON'T BE RIP

Aniki is fucking dead...

rpr coming to reap them...sasuga...

>>61797864
Axel's dad is kind of shy, awkward and their cat being in a perpetual state of near death didn't help. I cut him slack because of the pet circumstances.

>>61799071
They're introducing team 12/20, they've probably got a solid 10-15 minutes left to rise from the dead

bet its rpr fault

>>61797864
Their cat was unwell, dude. It's fine. Pop can come back later anytime.

axel's prechat is obnoxious right now

RIP IS NOT RIP

I'm going back to my sleep just so they show up for you to watch

>>61799405
wdym its always like that

>>61799440
Thank you for your sacrifice, it worked very well kek

RIP ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCWD6AaYk74
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCWD6AaYk74
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCWD6AaYk74

>>61798148
Brother you might wanna take a step back from vtubers if this is all because Flay is not gay even if he was he wouldn't date (You)

Hal's only been doing this for 3 years? Feels like way longer

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU I MISS ALTARE'S VOICE

Axel's mum sounds fucking scary, why are Asian parents like this

>>61799595
Axel's mom is too unhinged to be on stream.

Oh my blue boy love

Isn't spanking illegal around those places?

>>61799517
But he loves gavis bettel

I hope Axel's mom actually does call her children bitch ass hoe's.

Asian moms are a nightmare...

Mama Syrios really is an alpha

>a metal ruler
>a wire coat hanger
what the fuck syrioismama

>>61799595
Asian mom+Australian air will make that
Axel used to be smart but he got punched so much in the head that he has brain damage

my dad raped me..

>>61799673
And Slav grandmas as well apparently

leader's voice... it's been so long...

>rpr's granny whooped his ass with the ol' wooden spoon
Same kek
>t. balkanscum

>>61799670
Where do you think he gets it from?

remember when Altare hit on Mrs Syrios

>>61799817
that was altare's alt in rpr's chat

>>61799817
Altare did sound interested when Axel said there are places where they spank foreigners

>>61799904
I think he was more surprised by the use of gaiijin by Axel, he probably figured out the kind of roleplay that goes in that place kek

>>61799817
He likes them fiesty.

>they kill one of Nana-sensei's teammates first thing
NOT EXCITING

WE THEM BOYS WE THEM BOYS WE THEM BOYS

>Axel killed Nana
>rpr killed Towa
KEK

MAKING NOISE MAKING NOISE MAKING NOISE

lmao mogging them hololive bitches

Gotta ask Mama Syrios how many centimeters did she count

what character is Axel playing?

>>61800135
the loveable retard

>>61800135
New one, I haven't really really seen her abilities but it seems like she's the new support. Can heal and revive people in more efficient ways than lifeline

>>61800171
and in game?

>>61800196
oh ok interesting

>>61800202
no idea i dont play valorant

>>61800249
based

lmfao what a mess

Yuuka rumao

who's yukaf

>>61800381
JP pro player, like one of the best

>>61800423
better than rpr?

axel wants a little schizophrenic obama voice talking to him

>>61800472
Very different playstyles but yes_____

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>t. Altare

Leedah doesn't know Crazy Raccoon...

>Got styled on by CrunchyRoll
No...

>きも
fucking kek

>>61800517
oh ty ty idk shit about apex

kek

Leader hates simps...

kek

Axel in the same team as Temma, Oga, Miyabi, Uyu for SF6
https://twitter.com/rikkaroid/status/1720053636242579471?s=20

altare should kill rio by accident, that always makes him feel bad

>>61800656
thank god it's not default pose

>>61800656
>put in the first spot
>haven't even played SF6 so Rikka said "fuck it, he's probably not good"
>turns out he's somehow good at the game
I BILIB

>>61800656
He looks so cheeky

Still sniping despite being half dead
love my eagle-eyed retard

Axel...

>Screaming like a little girl gets Altare's attention
I see

rpr: nobody will come from there
>somebody comes from there

>>61801066
Multiple actually, kek

>>61801037
seems like he has experience

2nd place, very nice

good game

Axel played that so badly

2nd place, one kill KEK

2 more games

What placement did they get in the first round?

>>61801480
11st I think, 8 kills kek

>>61801530 (Me)
In my head I thought of 21st for some reason

I think Altare should do drugs since his body can't take alcohol

Altare should stop pretending to be le straight edge no alcohol for imaginary internet good boy points and just go drinking with his buddies

My butthole....

>>61801683
brother he is allergic to alcohol

>>61801807
Literally not a real condition

>>61801807
everyone is allergic to alcohol

>>61801853
https://getsunset.com/blogs/news/the-ultimate-guide-to-asian-flush-and-asian-glow

>>61801683
He wants to drink, he has been pretty clear that he feels like he is missing out

>>61801853
a guy at my prom afterparty nearly asphyxiated after he had one cup of some jaeger mix so idk

I love hearing Altare's voice again but I do not love hearing his keyboard.

dang

that was rough

Rpr's new model looks kinda goofy

>>61802201
His head is too big

>>61791198
I have a fantasy where I'm a cat (not a cat girl, not a furry) and I get to meow at and jump on the boys to my heart's content. Have you seen that video of the needy cat constantly jumping on that Japanese cat cafe worker for hugs? That would be me. I'd commandeer everyone's laps and make them smile

should've forced one playstyle for these customs.

They just gave that to Hal wtf

>>61801891
Retarded

>>61802214
The dream honestly, making someone happy just jumping into their lap and purring while getting pet

>>61801612
>Implying he already doesn't do that thanks to the influence of a certain alchemist

LMFAO

holy kek

Shiny Spicy fishing~

>>61802531
rpr sounded like he wanted in on that...

Of course they all watch youngbloods

>you get asked about your favorite anime in the interview

>>61802214
holy based

>>61802633
Makes sense, though that makes me wonder how did they hire Bettel...

wtf is this shit

>>61802731
Bettel at home

>>61802731
Please don't insult my wife Betsy

Altare is The Father

Elf enjoyers

Have they forgotten they are in customs and trying to win

>>61802731
Its a good pilot.

>>61802835
girls are cute :)

>menhera brat
You know what I'm thinking about, I'm not gonna even say anything

Is this last game?

>>61802880
la+?

based bullshit IGL-ing, that's how you build team confidence

>>61802959
afaik only altare's interacted with laplus

Axel has been saying musty for a whine, no?

ROCK

KEK dumbasses

ROCK

>>61803075
He started musty around the time he started zesty

>>61803038
axel threatened her during rust

>>61802959
Who?

>>61803134
oh yeah i vaguely remember that

>>61803038
Technically they interacted multiple times in VCR Rust and GTA
It just wasn't a proper conversation

Owari da o7

Nice try boys

Good performances today all things considered

Drunk, sick and washed did pretty well. That was fun

I'm enjoying this commentary kek

Dude's holding the gib ult for next game

>second choice
Who was the first?

Ranked after customs?
I am EATING

>>61803494
KEK

>>61803519
Probably Leo

KEK

kek what idiots

Does rpr ever talk croatian on stream? Or even just say a word in croatian

>>61803733
Never heard him use it, I've seen people posting in Croatian get timed out in his chat too.

>>61803818
Just another yuro that hates being yuro I guess

God I hate Valorant.

It's Joever

suika game customs LET'S GO

pubg would unironically be better than valo

One day I'll get a vtuber who plays kino Halo btb

these boys are cute

I want the boys to play timesplitter

>>61803859
It's probably more that it's poison for growth. There's around 4 million native Croatian speakers and mutual intelligibility with around 10 million Bosnian and Serbian speakers. It's a really small and extremely toxic audience

>>61804178
Not in Holo, the perms are too annoying

>Perms blocked Altare from playing with Geega and DM

>Izack
>Bon-Dage
What is happening with these guys' eigo

Riptare bondache

Axel reads mans too much

yes please unshelve that, altare

WHY DID THEY GO SILENT INSTEAD OF SUPPORT LEADER'S HUNGER GAMES PLAN

>>61804613
because they remember it was an almond project

>>61804241
They're too weak minded, one can make it work

>>61804646
Was it actually? I don't remember Magni ever talking about it

>>61804684
altare talked about it more but they discussed it together a couple of times

>>61804190
It's not even that good of European region for content creators too, the people there are constantly hating the neighbors so it's probably more deterrent for his brand than proudly waving the flag

RIP CS2 never ever....

>>61804646
It was not, Altare has always talked about wanting to work on it and even mentioned looking for some world builders. Magni may have wanted to play that too but Altare was the one who wanted to make it happen and host it.
I think that he could make it work in 2024 seeing as he made some friends throughout this year

>I heard no one took the scrims seriously in NA
I wonder who told you that Altare

Donmai donmai

>>61804731
Streaming in Croatian is probably a mistake but I feel like it's still a quality you can utilize for a mainly EN audience.
I love it when Hakka talks about Xenokuni or says something in spic, same with Axel nip and Altare gook - it's just fun to taste culture you're unfamiliar with.

>no until dawn perms
bettel...

>>61805032
>hey chat let me tell you about that time that my old man committed heinous crimes in the civil wars during the 90s

kek

>>61805082
If RPR was related to the farmer who shoved a bottle up his ass and blamed it on Serbs my sides would be in orbit

>>61805032
tbf he's been doing this for years as an ESL streamer/proplayer, early on he had more to talk about his country but now it's too past over it

>>61805082
I'd tune into that zatsu

>rpr pitching a Baldur's Gate session with Tempus

>>61805312
>again

potential bg3 shiny spicy rpr noc
150 hour game btw

>>61805193
Ol' Đorđe was a Serb who blamed it on the Albanians, actually.

Altare please, make it the new weekly collab that HQ couldn't give us

>Axel thinks dragon ladies are sexy

>come on, everyone wanted to be an elf at some point
Blue man...

>wanted to be like Legolas
>not Aragorn or Gimli
unbased leader, unbased

>>61805434
He has enough ear to mold them into knife ears

>>61805439
I wanted to be Boromir or Legolas so bad

>>61805454
kek just melt it a little bit

>>61805492
Boromir is based with his conflict, Legolas is a non-character

>>61805434
>>61805439
Just another one to the list of Leader's bad takes

>>61805532
They're both cool, I didn't care about character as a young teen lol

>>61805566
Legolas is whatever but there's nothing better than elves.

rpr..

Rpr completely pulled him out of focus with that

>never
IT'S OVER

>rest in piss

please remember seven days to die if you guys don't do bg3...

Wait, so Shibuya Hal is going to stop doing the customs?

sleepy dingo

>>61805804
He's dropping Apex

>>61805804
Yep. Last Apex custom is next January.

>>61805804
I think he's dropping Apex as his main bread and butter going forward, Valorant is growing more and more in Japan and Riot is supporting him and the first Valo Vsai, at the same time it isn't possible to host Customs like this in a game like Valo so it loses its purpose.
I still think he'll host them in the future but more as special and nostalgic events.

>>61805798
They never making 7DTD happen was a bummer but I guess Axel didn't know how to deal with the server thing (as even if management hosted it for him he still had to push and take some responsibilities). At the same time it was right around the time things got fucked up in Tempus so it just died

>>61806026
yeah but rip talked about it being an option last week

>>61806094
But we would go back to the first point as I don't think management would like them just joining some unknown server. Altare could make it happen if he wanted to (which is a big If as he's often not into doing things he's not passionate about) since as I said Axel would probably not be able to make it happen, unless he brings it up with Management when he's in Japan.

Axel's bday merch is the last Tempus merch this year right?

>>61806317
Nah

>>61806317
Get ready for christmas VP and new outfit merch

>>61806317
we gonna get new outfit merch on december (copium)

>>61805392
Orange men...

>>61807269
>Orange woman (forma de draco)
>Orange man (forma de psish)
>Orange boy (forma de horny dingo)

>>61807342
Wait, w-what about Roberu...?

>>61807374
Winning Son is the Sun itself

>>61791198
I was kinda disappointed there were no Halloween voice packs... I guess "trick or treating with Altare," "carving jack o lanterns with Shinri," "picking out costumes with Flayon," and "feeding Bettel candy until he pukes" will have to stay forever only in my fantasy

>>61807606
Next year maybe. This year you get a whole game

>>61807462
Does he wanna fuck a dragon though?

>>61807606
>feeding Bettel candy until he pukes
yeah only in your fantasy

>>61807606
The game is basically one big Halloween voice pack, if you think about it. It seems like the story is set on Halloween.

>>61808611
nta and while that's true I do like it when the boys get to do their own scripts which is more likely with solo vp projects. I'm looking forward to the game quite a bit though. huntsman shinri looks so good

>>61809361
The cringiest part about the VN is definitely that the boys didn't have input on their lines based on what Axel said, some esl fujoyume wrote it

>>61809476
>some esl fujoyume wrote it
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME

>>61809476
Those esl fujoyumes are their female staff/managers

>>61809646
>Gorimane is a fujoyume who likes to put tempus in cringe fujoyume baity situations

>>61809476
Believe in gorimane!

>>61809646
J-Just like my idol video games!

>>61809476
Axel has always had a hands off approach when it comes to artists/mixer and just let them cook.

>>61809361
>I do like it when the boys get to do their own scripts
Do you really believe Axel write those? most likely he asked for help

>>61810065
He at least had a big influence on valentine's and april fools vps, summer was the first one where their lines were written for them I think

>>61810065
The one time Axel was left alone to do his own thing with Animalia he went with "literal gorimane who can't speak"

oh, only bettel is streaming today?

>>61806317
I really hope so because I can't afford anymore stuff. The shipping is too steep.

I have not been here in literal months. I have been so busy. But I saw this and remembered why I came here in the first place. I love this dumb shit.

https://youtu.be/sCWD6AaYk74?t=5226

>>61810065
well i know that flayon, altare, magni and bettel wrote theirs since they've talked about doing it so i assume that's the case with all of them. doesn't necessarily mean they wrote it all on their own though

>>61811266
Can't believe we got a reenactment today

Altare saying that mentioning Sword Art Online as his favourite anime influenced the director's decision during his interview...Imagine trying to cast a guy for an isekai hero in a virtual world and he says "My favourite anime is Sword Art Online"...

is altare kinda dumb

>>61811766
no, everyone in tempus is retarded

>>61811766
Have you never watched Altare before?

I just noticed that the Altare picture used in the thumbnail (I think is the holomeet Altare one) has hair accessories

>>61811261
there's always some gems between the bait and loops

>>61811950
yeah the first ambassador art of him had those accessories too

>>61812150
Its cute, funny how I just noticed it now. Then again I didnt look at the picture hard enough I guess.

>Chilla's art
This better be a good one this time

>>61812915
You already know the answer to that anon

Every and each one of the boys should bring a new person to be the 5th member of Tempus.
Bonus point if it's not a parent

>>61811261
Help, that was me and I have barely visited these past few months after my oshi's death. Chu!

I'll he taking a 5-days break starting this weekend

>>61813216
Didn't you have multiple breaks just now, Bettel?

More of my autistic writings.

Doppelganger Machiroon notes~

~Doppelganger Machiroon creation~
Doppelganger Machiroons also known as Rust Slimes do not occur naturally rather they were created by some unknown person. As such destroying them is frowned upon as more will likely never exist because it is believed their creator is dead. Rust Slimes contain both Machiroon and Altventure DNA as well as the DNA of an unknown species. It is believed that only 500 Rust Slimes exist however more may exist.

~Doppelganger Machiroon appearance~
Rust Slimes can vary in appearance but are normally the color of rust. Their tails and ear screw are hard while they rest of their body is soft like most slimes. Unlike normal Machiroons Rust Slimes cannot armor themselves.

~Behavior~
Rust Slimes are very timid creatures and spend most of the time hiding. Despite this they are prone to loneliness and will try and trap people for companionship. Scaring a Rust Slime off is very easy just make a loud noise and it will flee right away. Rust Slimes can be possessive of those who they consider their friend and may attack anyone they thing will take their friend from them. With training they make perfect guard animals for those with allergies as they are hypoallergenic,eat anything,mess free,strong,and with a strong desire to please. The biggest threat they posse to their owners is if their owner cuts themself on their tail the owner may get tetanus if unvaccinated.

>>61813216
Just like your oshi

>>61813364
I feel like these designs and versions of the mascots could perfectly fit in some sort of tempus fangame

>>61814075
holocure
just 5 more years

>>61814075
Honestly I'd love a pet sim using my designs but such a project is way out of my skill range I can only draw and write text. Programing and animating stuff is not something I am capable off.

>>61814341
I mean sure, thats a given if they continue with the game that far. I was thinking of something like an RPG or something like pokemon with all of these alt versions of the mascots

>>61814548
Its okay, I just really liked your take on the mascots a lot, like if they were some alt skins in a game especially with the random color palette ones lol