/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>61769528
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments:
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>61769598
Amen.

>>61769598
Amen. Happy Birthday Axel!!!!

Amen.
>>61769748
Happy birthday Axel!!

>>61769598
Amen

>>61769598
Amen
I really like this art, source?

>>61769598
Amen

saw our lord of the board entry was confirmed, nice work anon
>>61769598
amen and happy birthday dingo

>>61770088
Okay, finally got Gorimane-chan into Lord of the Board. Lets see if I can avoid triggering jannies until the wrasslin is over

>>61770531
don't do anything stupid!

>>61770531
damn i was going to ask your thoughts about black people but i suppose i'll hold off for now, thanks for the entry
>>61769598
amen and happy birthday dingo

:3

>>61771122
*punch*

>>61771122
thats my wife right there

>>61771122
*kick*

>>61771122
*slap*

>>61771122
cutest faggot in the world

>>61770829
>>61771095
>A month or more of being racially tolerant on /mans/
why did I sign up for this? Dingo please take my pain away

>>61771325
>>61771293
>Kick
>Punch
>It's all in the mind

femanons you aren't going to be weird right?

>>61771685
CHOP

BIRTHDAY BOY and his dad ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYfgq8me9X4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYfgq8me9X4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYfgq8me9X4

DINGO BDAY ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYfgq8me9X4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYfgq8me9X4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYfgq8me9X4

>>61770261
I'm sorry to say that I do not remember

AAAAAA I'M NERVOUS

he truly brightens my day

Holy shit Axelotls, that looks like Nocturnal model

Jerry....

Man, Dad's small AF.

Jerryy... Not on Axel's bday....

CROIKEY MATE
HE SOUNDS LIKE A RIGHT WOZZUH HE DOES

>Jerry had an emergency
Never forget /MANS/ >>61054390

That's one heavy australian accent

>>61771122
PLAP PLAP

shy ojisan CUTE

Why does Papa Syrios look so young

what awful timing… kinda bringing the whole mood down

>>61772228
He does sound kinda down

>>61772224
cause he is

>>61772224
yeah, i wish the design looked older

Do you guys think Jeffrey will call in for his birthday?

I really need to watch mecha anime

He's dad sounds like a beta. And from Axel's stories on how his mom is the one proactively disciplining Axel, i bet he is a beta

>>61772189
I hope you die on Altare's birthday

ROBOTECH HATE
HARMONY GOLD HATE

>>61772224
Not a lot of drawn interpretation of him.

>>61772380
He still scored and his sperm produced Axel

holy fuck papa syrios is the based chinese dad i always wanted

He kinda sounds like early Nowa talking about the games he liked like Zomboid and FTL

>kindy
oh papa is mega aussie, cute

>>61772380
>Tiger mom
>Beta dad
Typical anime protag household desu

>>61772423
I noticed that, the image he's using was the best I saw out there

>>61772380
He is an omega and Axel's mom is an alpha, papa Syrios was the one that gave birth to Axel

He’s a tired old weeb, I hope to be chill asf like him one day and get a very carnivores wife

He and Axel have really similar talking patterns. Papa Syrios is a bit politer

axel's mic volume is always awfully low

>>61772581
ToT

>>61772488
<3
boomer nerd love

>>61772590
It's called an accent anon... Yes, countries outside america sound different

>>61772590
Yeah, Axel said that his mom is the one who talks a lot of shit kek

>>61772659
I meant cadence of speech rather than accent

Papa Syrios for gen 3. Imagine the fuckin bants.

Just launching straight into merch huh

that's it? lol

Papa Syrios did his own design?! Holy shit that's so cuuuute

>>61772801
his cat is dying anon... he's all fucked up in the head

This is the saddest birthday stream ever

>badge and button
If not for the necklace i'd say they're getting the JP treatment now

is that
standardized mercy

>>61772973
ESLchama...

I've been hoping for a necklace with the pendant Axel has since last year. This is everything I wanted

>>61772973
>standardized mercy

>>61772954
there is another stream, anon

>>61772958
I think they were originally doing some sort of set between the 4 hq boys, I guess they had to change it

>>61772973
New outfits soon, I can fill it in my plums

>>61772973
Do you catalogniggers still actually spout that shit? Lmao

>>61772954
He is kinda down but also his dad is there, he probably feels shy too

>>61772973
Doesn’t seem like it, JP is more basic than this, guess he just went with simpler merch this time

>>61772973
Yes ESL bro Hakka Bettel Flayon Shinri and Altare will all also have an Axel chain necklace because that makes sense

Axel sounds sad

It's not even Axel's birthday anyway lol

>>61772958
Fuma had a necklace with his birthday, so...

>>61773270
Jerry just had an emergency

>>61773348
oh fuck :(

If axel is the reason why I end up understanding nip speak, I will suck his dick

i need stealth gladiator fan magni wearing the jewellery at a meet and greet, i need magni with an axel charm choker, i need magni chained down to the bed with an axel charm on each wrist and ankle. why did he have to grad, the whore art would have been so premium

>11 IP's
its over.../mans/ is dying just like his cat...

I would like to politely ask the retarded women ITT to stop doomfagging for once in their lives

He actually sounds a bit more animated speaking in Japanese.
That may just be how the language works, though.

>>61773274
Yeah? Its never the real birthday date, I think they do it so they can spend their real birthday with family and shit

>>61772954
>>61773308
a lot of the holos have been getting necklaces as merch. cover probably partnered with a manufacturer or something

>>61773432
It's been awfully quiet since afternoon

What is 04 Champion? Old niggas help

>>61773432
its 36 moron

>>61773522
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zero4_Champ
google it you fucking idiot zoomer

>>61773440
bold of you to assume is people from here with posts like the one above you

>>61773274
ofc it's Axels birthday retard, or do you believe his actual name is Axel Syrios and he's a gladiator

>>61773348
...Jerry the skeleton?

>>61773431
a tragedy, that's for sure... at least we have our imagination...

This nigga is Australian

>>61773492
Custom pendants/charms are pretty cheap. You can order iron/brass one for like 5-10 bucks minus delivery

>>61773665
Jerry the friendly fatass cat axel has

>>61773605
he is not?

>>61773665
VGsister...

>>61773723
no dumbass, he's called Syrios Axel

>>61773472
It's so they don't get doxxed

>>61773665
KEK

this seems to be a very bad time to start the sc train

>>61773809
I mean that too

>>61773723
>this gif is a year old now
holy shit

>>61773721
Ohhhhh, wait, I thought his cat was a girl??

His talking reminds me of bluey

>>61773689
He got the weeb hots, wanted the japussy and got it

>>61773977
me too, i'm loving it

>>61773979
so often for aussie cunts to knock up a jap chick

>>61773809
Oga *cough cough

>>61773472
>>61773605
You didn't get it...

kamen rider is black???

>>61773977
>Papa Syrios talking reminds me of [INSERT AUSTRALIAN PERSON]

Happy Birthday Dingo

>>61774078

his dad has that "boomer who owns a lets play channel" voice

>>61774056
>jap sheila
ftfy

>>61773929
He talks to him like he is, calling him Jii-chan but Jerry is a chunky boy that pisses on everything Axel owns

Papa Syrios sounds like a fuckin fair dinkum fuckin ozzie yea

Which Syrios family members can actually read

I assume this is the real size comparison between Axel and his dad.

>>61774162
As a YouTube addict, I've only found two types of Australian boomers: Drain cleaners and Matchbox car restorers.

Did Axel even see the rainbow lol

Seeing how shy his dad is, I'm really curious how dominant his mom actually is kek

Axel's father https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ns15eHLDv1I

>anything too brown i'm not really into it

https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/axelsyrios_bd2023
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/axelsyrios_bd2023
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/axelsyrios_bd2023

>>61774084
A more chill Yahtzee Croshaw

>>61774444
Holy fucking digits

I would love to sit down and talk for hours about old anime with Papa Syrios

It's clearly standardized merch

>>61774444
Checked & bagged, when Papa Syrios said he drinks on the job this is what i thought about

>>61774407
probably, but he doesnt want to interrupt his conversation with his dad and will thank them later

Look at me wearing a black robe

>>61774758
Don't come to the guild tomorrow

I don't give a shit about super robot shit beyond Transformers but now I imagine a little kid me running to Papa Syrios to show him my Mazinger Z toy or whatever

>>61774618
so true touristchama

>>61774758
Looking dapper little fella

This is a bit boring

>>61774758
>He brought the Axelotl to help him shoot up the guild hall

I wonder how much art holo parents see?

>>61774618
Is the cyberpunk theme suppose to match Axel's cover he wasn't able to get done?

>Papa Syrios is a denier of his favorite seiyuu getting pregnant

>>61774922
Shows a lot about your relationship with your dad

>>61774758
I never noticed how much they look like 2000's school shooters lmao

>>61775083
This is actually a leak of his new outfit

>>61775141
>you will never make and play custom DOOM WADs with your buddy Axel during the 90s and go to high school in matching leather trench coats
Why live?

Chick accent coming out

Man, dude knows his shit. I think Axel got everything from his mom which really makes me wonder how she is.

>>61775095
He'd fit in here perfectly.

>>61775045
I imagine they probably see some of the prettier or more popular pieces of fanart, but don't have the time to deep dive for the shadier stuff. I think Bettel2 has been exposed to yaoi of his brother from visiting /here/ out of curiosity

Papa Syrios is comfy, nice contrast to the other family member we have seen

>>61774922
i'm loving this, i like the chill vibe before the wild karaoke. it's wholesome seeing bits of axel in his dad, which is sweet for his yumes

>>61775095
>Axel's dad had ye olde oshi
Holy shit, they've always been around huh?

>>61767567
rpr trying to slide into a game with him while he's still weak - smart

why isn't there a retro anime board on this shithole site?

>>61774618
Interesting...
so I think what HQ set was originally a thing >>61773143, but maybe things were standardized after all...

>>61775339
She's a tiger mom, but his father is the one who introduced him to anime and japanese games.

>>61774758
Trenchcoat mafia ova hea

He's got that aussie accent but also an asian one

>>61775339
You think his mom is a Japanese Gyaru or something?

>>61775478
Wait so, they'll have both standardized and custom merch? I'm confused. Because they've had a combination of both so far.

>>61774758
New outfit!

>>61775623
Nta but I bet his mom is closer to the OL tiger mama type. Judging from Axel's comments and reluctance to bring her on stream, she would also probably say some shit about abbos and get the vod killed

>>61775492
From the stories yes, but given he's said all of his speech and views from his mother I can only imagine.

>>61775623
I bet money she was menhera before it was a popular thing and Axel's papas went "I can fix her"

>>61775807
Yes, for special occasions they'll have custom merch. Either birthday or anniversary, but not both. I think that's what Rikka talked about before

>>61775606
Nah, dude has a generic Sydney accent.

I heard a lighter flick
Papa Syrios a smoker?

>>61775842
are older japanese people really that racist?

Axel can't say he wouldn't be Shinji's friend because that is just Altare

>>61775807
The rrat I heard is that year one gets the big debut push, year two gets standardised until you hit number. Its Axel's second birthday so he got nerfed.

>>61775807
No, I'm just thinking about things Magni said early summer or spring. they were going to have merch where you needed to get all (probably the 4 hq boys) birthday merch to get a "full set" like dinner wear or something

>>61776022
It's alright, Altare wouldn't be friends with a Shinji either

>>61776028
The only special thing he got for his first Birthday set was just a hand towel!

fuck I'm late
what did I miss?

>>61776086
So it's just another case of magnoir messing things up for tempus?

DnD...

>>61775606
yeah sounds like chinese accent to me

>>61776148
Self-hating demon king...

YO PAPA SYRIOS DO YOU WANT TO DM FOR TEMPUS?

>>61776086
Guess we'll see once the VG birthdays roll around.

>>61776202
and a mug

>>61775963
I'm not familiar enough with older Japanese people to say, but Axel's descriptor of her saying stuff she isn't supposed to say and her going "lol it true tho" makes me wonder

>>61776148
No one hates Altare more than Altare does...

>>61776303
literally, nothing

and >>61774618

>>61776086
Huh? Wasn't that a joke because almost all of them got some type of utensil? The teapot, the mug, the bowl? Axel has been asking about what kind of merch his fans would want and even discussed having Alice merch

>>61776411
There's also Altare's bday on January

>>61776202
>Acrylic panel, porcelain mug, cotton hand towel
>Acrylic panel, 10c can badge, 20c chinesium bracelet
its noticeably cheaper

what manga were they talking about? the one with the angel

Axel needs a new background.

>>61776424
A mug!

now we have a papa syrios design
do i draw /it/?

>>61776580
literally who(re)

>>61776605
Draw fanart of axel's dad? I mean sure

>>61776514
>discussed having Alice merch
True, but that was after we lost MagNoir

>>61776605
don't be weird

We were good Axelotls!!!

Papa Syrios x Hakkamama

>>61776605
i wish people would just leave the family members alone, idk if this is anonymous board but being freaks about any random person attached to them irl is not being a fan, its being a sick freak. the twobertsisters are fucked up enough.

Alice merch wasn't possible because of copyright I think

>>61776762
Syriosmama is a lovely woman and deserves a good marriage. Hakkamama x ME!!!!!

>>61776545
Two January birthdays, but only one gets merch, I'm ok with this <3

>>61776545
Altare's will probably be the same anon. I'm saying it because VG might have different merch than Axel and Altare. As in, non standardized

>shota voice

UOOOOHH.... SHOTA... UYUUUUUOOOOGUUH

>>61776762

>>61776553
bastard i think

>>61776947
You're gonna tempt the cannibalkitos

>>61776930
Why would theirs be non standardized if we are talking that one of the conditions is le numbers? There's literally no proof that it was planned to be an HQ set

I thought dogs died if you gave em alcohol

>>61776930
but VG's birthdays next year will also be their 2nd birthday

>>61777074
So if numbers is the case, the only one that will get unique merch drops is... Bettel?

>>61776550
A diorama stand is not the same as a panel even if they're both acrylic, a diorama is more expensive

>>61777074
>>61777129
judging by the stock numbers of doppelganger merch, bettel would be a full set and the rest of them would be standardised. i guess we'll see through april and may.

I wonder how Papa Syrios met Mama Syrios

>>61777268
she was a store clerk at a game store in japan

>and more

https://hololivepro.com/news_en/20231102-01-52/

>>61777341
That's the guests from hololiveID and hololiveEN
idk if they include tempus as hololiveEN though

>>61777074
>There's literally no proof that it was planned to be an HQ set
I'm just mentioning something Dez was saying before he left. If Axel had to change his merch late, it would make since his stuff wasn't as Nice as it could have been, that's all.

>>61777341
>This year’s special collaboration is scheduled to include talents from hololive Indonesia and hololive English

>>61773185
>>61773249
>Acrylic panel (in Axel's case it's a diorama)
Check
>Badge
Check
>Keyring
Missing
>Fourth unique item (JP have had a tote, t-shirts, necklace, bangle, cup)
Check
>Postcard
Check

>>61777341
Maybe Hakka is recording for it right now??? I hope. Fingers crossed.
Axel's gonna be in Japan before the concert right, so just maybe...

>>61777495
grim

PAPA SYRIOS SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
>>61776813
cry about it kek. the talents themselves don't care/haven't brought it up, so why should you

>>61777465
They had a whole section just for the girls over this

>>61776424
I'm still so confused about the mug. Wtf was this design. IRyS had her dumb horns placed on a mug, which makes it uncomfortable but unique. Bae had her massive barrel of a mug
Ame had hers heat reactive so that the art changes with the mugs heat.
Why didn't dingo choose to customize it a bit more?

>>61776605
draw young dorky geeky papa syrios meeting young gyaru mama syrios for the first time

Random Vestea before I try to draw more Axelotls since it is Axel's birthday.

>>61777469
Guess we can find out on leader's BD then because he should have had enough time to change his

I am making a delicious pumpkin pie on axel's birthday

>>61777595
vesper, axel, altare and flayon have all been incredibly protective of their siblings and families and all the talents have asked the fanbase not to be weird about their real lives but go off jestertamer

>>61777671
yummy

>>61777630
Cute!

>>61777685
Rent free

>>61777495
Why won't cover just let stars have their own NY concert man...

>>61777671
you better have whipped cream for it

i have thoughts about this but i am bring very polite and not saying them please be proud of me

>>61777779
I see it too ;p

>>61777685
just filter if you hate it but it happens and if it doesn't harm anyone it's fine. it's on 4ch, it's the talents fault if they look for it especially here

>>61777341
>Tenma

>>61777779
he looks like a women

>>61777909
>axel spends all day telling us to leave his dad alone
>is a known mans browser
>its somehow his fault if we fail to respect his wishes
ok

BIRTHDAY DINGO ON THE KARAOKE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4o-gT845ps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4o-gT845ps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4o-gT845ps

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4o-gT845ps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4o-gT845ps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4o-gT845ps

>>61778020
again it's his fault going on 4ch of all places read nigga

>>61777779
Yes, he has a "fuck me" face, we all see it

I think Axel's dad is cute and should not be lewded, but should give me headpats

YA FUCKEN CUNTS

WHATS UP CUNTS

>>61777685
>namedrop
The guy who refused Hakkamama and incest requests in the past because he said it's weird? Keep jilling yourself off /orc/sis.

>>61777618
The Hololive part doesn't said anything about collab part, so the HoloPro collab is probably a Stars side exclusive hence the and more. If you want a copium maybe they will tease Tempus' 3D in the animated shorts.

>>61777779
yeah it's a shame the art has no love hotel

>>61777685
Funny. There's this one on the EN side who quite literally pimped out her sisters.

>>61778146
the exact one who went turbo on the bettel twincest train, yeah, that one.

>>61778233
Rissa is an exception, she's too horny for her own good

>>61777621
Talent has to pay a portion of the merch production costs right?
I can only assume he's just being cheap.
Or he's just uncreative.

Leave your retarded discussion for later, karaoke time :D

>>61778233
Her brother, father, and mother too!

>>61778212
>I now remember that Flayon described Bettel's bedroom as looking like a Love Hotel room
ToT

>>61778233
Who?

>>61778233
kys

>>61778233
It's the results of working for a pedo since she was 16.

>>61777341
Note that the Hololive side doesn't have the "and more." They already have the full list of ID and EN girls that are joining their concert.

>>61778305
EN3 girl, she had art made for her whole family

>>61778212
>>61778091
>>61777982
>>61777890
i was actually talking about how i think he looks like a red room streamer and i wanted him to kill me, but ok

>>61778439
what?

I wish I could feed this pumpkin pie to Axel

>>61778477
>red room streamer
no clue who that is

>>61778089
You're just a coomer. There's literally no reason to sexualize a random family member that's not even gonna be a regular, especially when they have such standard and bland design as Axel's dad, I could only excuse the twobert stuff and even then he's just Bettel but plane.

>>61778443
I'll bet on some of the boys (likely Hakka and Axel) showing up and performing a song or having a funny segment like Axel and Altare last year.

>>61778623
those people who kill and torture others and broadcast it

>>61777217
Actually I checked and Axel's diorama is the same price as the JP panels (Flay's is cheaper for some reason).

Okay it just unfroze for me

>>61778529
Don't worry about it. RM stuff.

>>61778635
>Bettel but plane
kek this is funny to imagine

>>61778281
Never heard of such a thing. But as people have pointed out, it’s not as if Axel’s first bday merch was terribly creative.

>>61778704

>>61778723
>Planis Boeing crashes into the Hollow Tree

>>61778695
It'd be cool if Altare and Axel had 3D by then and could make a surprise appearance but I reckon management are holding those back so all of Tempus can debut together.

>>61778761
I love this song and hate that people meme on it now

>>61778477
>>61778701
You guys are scary.

>>61778635
White knight please stfu.

>>61778235
Never happened, but would be based if true. Dilate and enjoy the stream.

>>61778802
She kinda turned it into a meme and her sole brand

>>61778856
funny you're defending a tranny by calling me one

>>61778825
its one person

rrat Axel is getting drunk because it's his birthday

Gamma promising to pay Axel a dinner

I want Axel to sing spooky scary skeletons

>>61778723
What if this is why he referenced "fighter jet blue"

>>61778994
proof?

>>61778994
right when i thought this thread couldn't get more degenerate..

>>61778994
STOP IT, DON'T SPREAD THAT RRAT NOOO

yeah i think axel is going to die

>>61778994
Unironically this but it's because he wants to get his mind off Jerry (pensive face emoji)

LOLI KAMI?!?!

KEK

Ouch my ears

AXEL MY EARS PLEASE

>Only singing the woman's parts
My dingo's a coward

I'm fucking crying

Goddamn that's loud

...what does this lolikami song translate into

fuck i have to leave right now, hopefully he drops this one for memberships. Love you /MANS/ Goodnight!

>>61779428
Gnight bro, chuuu

Axel is extremely adorable this morning.
>>61779415
Look it up, it's the Loli God's Requiem. It's an ironic song.

>>61779428
I think this one is gone forever, he may reboradcast it tomorrow considering he probably won't be in shape to stream+apex tourney+exams+jerry

>>61779342
Me

>>61779630
Why are you black?

>>61779523
god really gives his hardest battles to the toughest soldiers

we were robbed of acapella...

>>61779523
huh I don't think axel ever do a rebroadcast? it's altare who likes to do one

I wanna hug Axel and tell him everything will be alright

what song is this

>>61779911
it's the moon knight meme song

I wanna be Axel's cat snuggling in his lap as he sings cute slow songs like this

>>61779984
you're dying tonight anon, are you sure you want that?

>>61779665
By the grace of the Maglord

>>61778635
i don't give a shit about the design i'm jerking off to his voice now shut up faggot you're killing my boner

>>61779827
Axel said he wants to do a rebroadcast for this one he wanted to do rebroadcast for the anniversary karaoke stream but bc he cried hard in that one ... yeah the rebroadcast didn't happen

WE DEM BEST

He already sounds dead lmao

WE THEM BOYZ!

We came to flex, shit's too easy we don't even gotta sex

>Puts 'Drink some water' on his wheel
>Has no water
Dingo...
>>61780139
...waitwaitwait WHAT THE FUCK I USED A CONDOM

>>61780280
he's still too inexperienced, dude chugs alcohol like it's nothing, gotta drink some water inbetween and eat something too, get so sugar in your blood

>tfw im playing titanfall 2 while listening to aniki vomit

He is throwing up already...

MAKIN NOIZE
MAKIN NOIZE
MAKIN NOIZE

>>61780210
oh nice then, ty that one was painful as fuck I don't think I'd be able to watch again as well

please dont die of alcohol poisoning Aniki

Drew a sitting Axelotl that turned out super fat.

He is so gone...

>>61780491
FAT FUCK

He's already dead man

He's gone gone

The Syrios family is going to suffer two losses today LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo

it's joever

this cunt's just downing em' aye

Good lord if he doesn't stop he will fucking puke

Man's about to blow chunks on stream, and I'm a witness to the events.

give him hope to hold onto a functioning liver

>>61780617
a win for the vomitfags

This man is going to puke after like ten more minutes max

>axel's gonna throw up on stream before bettel does

Oh this is gonna kill him for sure

>>61780755
I hope he at least lives til Lets Fighting Love

>>61780779
>his mother hears him singing that shit

https://poal.me/xb6zzq

>>61780811
MAMA SYRIOS ON TELLY TOO FUCK YEA

HELP

Awwxel
https://twitter.com/duokhaydraws/status/1719903543392375003

He's gonna puke with the Xbox mic on, isn't he.

>Axel is going to puke and I'm going to miss it because of one single customer who's been in the bathroom for the past twenty minutes preventing me from closing

>>61780912
Ewwxel

>>61780930
rape the customer

>>61780930
>the customer is in the bathroom watching axel on their phone and edging themselves until he pukes
ToT

>>61780912
That's way too much cake

SHOTA UOOOOHHHHHHHH

>>61780954
AYO KILL YOURSELF YA CUNT

>shota yaranaika

EXCITING!!!!!!

>>61781127
Seethe mate

has anyone been counting just how many shots of each kinda booze he's had so far

bros i cant do this stream hes about to vomit and im playing titanfall 2 attrition

>>61781276
what does titanfall have to do with him hurling? you never gamed one-handed?

>>61781272
>Don't ask questions you don't want answers to.

>>61781276
Imagine Jack Cooper vomiting inside BT

>>61781272
I think he's taking swigs

That sounded really close

MANE-SAN PLEASE LEASH THE DINGO BEFORE HIS BODY WEIGHT IS 70% BOOZE

Somebody help my man

This motherfucker is gambling to gamble.

He just increased his odds of drinking this dumbass

IT'S HAPPENINING

>dingo slamming 20 standard drinks in an hour on an empty stomach
he's fucking wrecked

i see the pain in his smile

Why are the boys on the back streets

>>61781934
fucking

I'm so sick in the head, this is all I was thinking about...

>>61782103
always in our hearts. and theirs. always together in the magkaraoke room.

He's singing without sounding like he's going to hurl - he's doing it!!

>>61781381
>jack cooper watching aniki and vomiting alongside him

>>61782103
when he said he spilled alcohol on his pants. i wanted to see magni lick it up

>>61781817
>all those drinking options

rip

That was close

>he almost vomited

when will axmagfag stop seeing axel as just a mere accessory to magni

>>61782380
God I had the same exact though....

This is so hot thanks dingo

This is just bj asmr....

this glizzy overdrive sounds more like a dog growling as you try to pull a toy from its mouth that it really wants

Drunk CSGO case openings. Mane-chan lock him out of his Steam before he blows 10k on cases.

>>61782608
>Axel growling with a dick in his mouth and giving the person a death glare, daring them to stop him
ToT

didn't uyu sing this song? sounds familiar

>>61782865
Anon...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkiK9V1INws

>>61782865
Uyu did Fragile iirc
You're thinking of Hakka

>>61782865
Hakka just released a cover of it on Halloween.

>>61782898
...I am too goddamn sleepy, how the shit did i forget that

cucked out of cases again by the hydration jew

What's the point of the wheel at this point kek

>You guys can take advantage of me, I don't care
dont do this aniki

>wheel lands on water four times in a row
>'let's do cases'
Someone help him...

>Axel drink water
>Hell no chat, that's lame I'll open cases
>Ok but drink water
>Wow you guys are forcing me to open cases wow
>So what about the water
>I wouldn't be rolling cases if you didn't insist

he got the flayon gun

This man is hopeless I need to fuck him right now

manesan cute

This is like the 6th time he read Shanti out loud but never sang it
AXEL YOU'RE DOING IT ON PURPOSE RIGHT

I'm sorry if this is something we shouldn't ask, or if they've never said, but I feel like I have an idea of Axel's oshi or maybe I'm just projecting my own oshi.
Shion?

He has sung a lot of songs she's covered over the karaoke I've seen.

>>61783923
Dude, like half of the vtubers in existence cover these songs.

My dog is gonna die, and my dog's cat is gonna die

>>61783923
those two are weeb from the same generation

RIP, this dog gonna die

>>61784054
Shion is not a weeb

he's just doin' what he wants

>>61783923
everyone knows his oshi, anon

Hakkuproar CUTE~
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka/status/1719936038783840650

>>61783923
Bruh you aren't even close

>>61784082
sure...

Jesus nigga

>>61784187
What are they going to do to the small bird..?

I imagine a bunch of dancing Arabs flashing gang signs and twerking around Axel as I listen to this song

Axel 100% does that bet with mates shit.

>>61784369
Yeah, he has talked about it multiple times

>>61784187
off-collab doko

Axel is fucking dying

>>61784187
I'm so happy for him!
>>61784424
He has hinted at next week.

>>61784407
it's fucking insane that it's a real thing

This man is totally gonna puke once he gets to the bathroom

>>61784424
next week, this was from his sushi thing yesterday or the day before (timezones hurt)