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Sorry for the slow bake

News:
Ike will be getting a figure: https://twitter.com/ike_eveland/status/1678776453553430528
Noctyx LEVEL UP! Episode 1 Releases November 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaVLHFjJkIg
Luxiem Kuji-Square collab releases November 2: https://kuji-square.com/luxiem-kuji.html
Shu at Cos-Mic November 3-5
Uki at AniAni Festival November 5th: https://twitter.com/AniAni_EN/status/1716062803784880129
Ike x Neox Graphite collab releases November 6: https://storelocator.pilot.co.jp/pilot_graphite_campaign2023/
Cooking Voice VP releases November 6th: https://x.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1718809948896059837
Luxiem, Sonny, Uki, Ver and Ren at Anime Creator Expo November 11: https://www.animecreatorexpo.com/nijisanji-en-2023ace
Heroes Half Anniversary merch releases November 15: https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1701068043684839458
OU-EN Cafe Collab begins November 20: https://twitter.com/OU_EN_cafe
Ike at CosCosSuki November 26: https://twitter.com/ike_eveland/status/1704827817169403928
Luca, Ren, Xsoleil, Krisis, Sonny, and Alban at Nijifes 2023 December 24: https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1687795587163537409
Outfit status: 6 weeks

Merch on sale:
Shu JeogSeoul Collab (Until Nov 5th): https://x.com/lipsjp/status/1709742751909359892
Sanrio Collab (Until Nov. 5th)
Claude Debut
Nijibear Vol. 1

Recent & Upcoming Projects:
Vox Movie (Nov 4): https://x.com/Vox_Akuma/status/1718260436687049163
Claude Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXGLWbMtmtc
Fulgur Duet Cover (Ren is there too): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tb89QsZgHRs
Pio Duet Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gY7FwAp0RMY
SUPER DUPER YEAH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqGhG089yz4

reminder that claude will be in picrel the entire time he's playing doom

PicoxCer

hexo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WX-3LMmi4o

>>61665812
Thanks for baking though, happy Halloween!

>>61666199
Happy Halloween! Why don't YOU bake! Hmf why must it always be me!!!

レイプしてやる

catching up on claude's 2.0
>i sigh all the time because i forget to breathe
wow i truly have never had a single unique experience in my life

>>61666322
I was distracted! How was Fuu-chan's stream today comfydant? I see it was pretty short for him

>>61666960
He's the best

Can't believe I slept right through sonny finally playing a real game again, guess my VOD reps are sorted for spooky day

shu https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WX-3LMmi4o

>>61667755
It was pretty comfy the stories were kind of badly written but it was cute I appreciate the effort. Yes 1 hour and 45 minutes....this is probably his shortest stream ever....I don't know what to do with myself now

ATTENTION! ALL HALLOWEEN HOES ITS TIME TO GET SPOOKY YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS GET FISTED BY A SKELETON SHOVE CANDY CORN IN YOUR PUSSY AND DONT FORGET TO SUCK SOME DRACULA DICK SO PUT YOUR COSTUMES AND GO DOOR TO DOOR BEGGING FOR THAT GOOD GOOD SEND THIS TO TWELVE SPOOKY SLUTS TO SHOW THAT YOURE READY TO GET SOME CHOCOLATE COVERED DICK

claude goes meow then sends the cat emoji.......

who is poco pio...

I miss wife...

>>61667920
i switched streams but i can't wait to finish his 2.0. he's the kind of guy i can picture myself sitting down and having a 5-hour conversation with.

>>61668578
I'd recommend watching his postgame zatsu on his neon white stream if you have time, he's really good at talking about 1000 topics

>>61668660
i watched his neon white stream! he even read a few of my chat messages. then i got embarrassed i sperged out too hard.

>>61668771
oh nice, then have fun with the rest of his 2.0!

my sleepy bitchass president needs to stop watching streams and rest up on his comfy floor

>>61668843
thanks! man today's packed because of halloween, makes me a bit less sad about wife's super short stream.

LOOK AT SHOTA DOPPIO LOOK AT HIM LOOK AT HIM LOOK AT HIM LOOK

happy Halloween nenmen! and congrats to wife for completing this spoopy month!

>Five thousand kindred sitting in front of a screen
>Vox's stream is on
"aaaaAAAAAAaaaaa DaaaDDDYYYYYY UWWWWOOOO!" "DADDY UR SO SEXY" "I love you milord!"
>"Alright, that'd be all from me today, I love you all kindred, here's a big kissy, MWEH."
>All of kindred start spamming supas and making out violently with the screen
"BYEEEE DADDY!" "小盒我爱你!" "TSKR MILORD" "I love you Vox!"
>Stream ends
>One by one, the smiling kindred each blink slowly
>Their eyes all widen as they begin to search around the room, confused
>Already the tears have begun
"D-daddy? Where are you? Daddy!?" "Vox你在哪儿!?" "H-Help! Milord disappeared! waa!"
>Panic sets in, the kindred begin to aimlessly search for Vox
>The search ends almost as soon as it began, with the kindred succumbing to despair
"NO! NOOOOOOOOOOO! UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!" "WHERE'S DADDY!?" "I- I- I MISS MILORD!"
>After a long bout of uncontrollable sobbing, the kindred become manic in their desperation
>Some begin running around the room in circles, others begin pounding the wall with their gnarled fists, deepthroating their Vox Akuma acrylic stands, or masturbating furiously to his ASMR VODs.
"HE HATES US! HE HATES US AND HE'S NEVER COMING BACK!" "WHY MILORD!? I PROMISE I'LL BE A GOOD KINDRED! PLEASE! WHYYYY!?" "DADDYYYYY UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"
>The hysteria lasts as long as the kindred still have energy in their shriveled bodies
>Once that energy is exhausted, the kindred yet again collapse into despair
"aaaaaaaaaaa啊啊啊啊啊啊" "ddd ddadddyyy" "...uuuuUUUUUuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuu..."
>This period of catatonia can last for days on end, but usually triggers after a few mere minutes.
>Hours later, the monitor reactivates
>Vox's Runescape BGM starts playing as his next stream begins
>The familiar sight and sounds of their daddy rouses the kindred from their torpor
"ooo..." "hmm?" "mmm..."
>Vox appears onscreen
"Hello kindred." *farts* "I've missed you."
>The kindred, suddenly reinvigorated, quickly spring to their feet
"MILORD!" "DADDY'S BACK!" "HE LOVES US!"
>Scrambling up to the monitor, the kindred take their seats and Hitachi wands and settle in for the stream
>And the cycle continues.

Looks like a png to me lads https://www.youtube.com/live/2Uac85U22DY?si=82Vye6E_q8JhDaxu

>>61670744
>shota png
>shota voice
>shota rp

ill take it

>>61670980
Every shota lover needs to show up to prove that shota alban needs to happen

>>61670744
It's okay even if it's png...maybe it's vr? Fingers crossed

Man these shotas tryna FUCK

>>61672237
Alban, Yu, Flayon and Doppi should have a shota orgy

>>61666003
Imagine, Cer bringing little Pio onto his lap, observing him, wondering why such a familiar face has shrunken. Perhaps this little one is different than the bigger, annoying counterpart Cer is somewhat familiar with? Regardless, Cer wants to toy with him a little bit.

Cer slips his fingers around Pio's thighs, sliding them up his shorts and squeezing the small chunk of fat. Pio only giggles from how ticklish it is, but for some reason, he feels warm and tingly. Cer smiles in amusement, and he brings one hand up to pat Pio's head. Pio leans into the touch like a desperate little puppy. If he had a tail, it would be wagging so fast.

"What a good boy," Cer coos. Pio gets more of that warm feeling, and he starts squirming. He's not sure if he wants more or if he wants it to stop. Cer grabs onto his tiny waist to hold him in place, and his hand trails down to Pio's petite bottom.

"M-Mister..." Pio whimpers.
"No. Call me oppa," Cer corrects him.
"Oppa, I feel funny..."
Cer chuckles. "That's normal."

Cer's hand circles around Pio's groin, causing the little boy to squirm more. Cer bites back a moan; he can hardly hold back any longer.

"My sweet little boy, would you like to feel good?"

Pio isn't exactly sure what that means, but he nods anyway.

Cer smiles: a twisted, foul smile. "Good boy... Now, sit back, relax, and let me take care of you..."

I really hope its not just a png. He deserves a vr model and with how much hype it's gotten, I would be surprised if it isnt

Zali's dinner looks good, but the meat looks like literal shit

>>61672656
Holy based

>>61673768
Forgot image

>>61673813
I don't think Zali is vegan but they sure as hell look like veggje walnut meatballs haha

>>61672656
So many treats this Halloween

>>61674056
Those look better than his... I can maybe make out that he added what looks like onions in his

of course claude has watched given. but has he read the manga? i own vol. 2 because it's one of my favorite volumes in BL. fuyu no hanashi being made into an actual song kinda ruins the magic of it.

i'm sensing a pattern here, claude likes a man with an ego

>>61672656
Delicious, thank you

Poco Pio climbing on to your lap and biting your neck with his tiny fangs, playing at being a vampire

Punishing him for being a naughty bitey boy with a twist on the usual spankings you give him; instead of hitting the soft little cheeks you bite down hard onto one instead

captcha: “ASS JS0” kek

KKKrisis

>names fukuwa as an utaite he likes
jesus christ claude stop stealing my identity i have nothing left

>>61677920
He's /ourguy/ for a reason

>>61677987
forget /ourguy/ he's literally (Me)

>>61677690
Nah, I would let him bite me. Then I would bite back and give him his first hickey <3

i went live early

Cute Claude praising all his EN and JP senpais

Claude loves showing his pits

>>61680136
*slurp*

What a schedule

Claude soon.

>>61680335
Fool he is live right now

Basic bitch ass musical tastes. Beetlejuice is good tho.

>Scout main
I knew it!

I can tie his sighing into his gas mask so it only makes my president cooler

Shota claude loved sleeping with his winnie the pooh TOT

a winnie the pooh mention made his brain go in two directions, jesus adhd christ

Doom now

Vanta https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9gcsEoKxHI

4 days

Pio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Uac85U22DY

>>61682784
sooooooo cute ToT
If i had breasts i sure would breastfeed him

>brat
Uohhh

>he's not actually a kid
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

if he's an adult that means..........

He's loose!

claude noclipped into lava, he's too fast

Holy fk the “mmhmm” noises

I am going to eat this shota brat

More boys need to do alter ego streams, they're always kino. I've been waiting for a Box stream for so long

he's so fun to watch

Claude begging for his life was kinda hot

Yes I want you claude

Pretty unfortunate pio

this brat needs correction

>>61687128
God ….does he know? Kek

>>61687128
>>61687457
It's mainly referred to as couple pairing in asian circles at least

Claude dressed as a wiener while playing this game is such a fun image

ROBOT FUCKER!!

Guys is the Poco-pio stream a honeypot.

How much deranged shit can I say about this kid in chat before I get banned.

If he plays Sister Location then we can hear him say the word "sister" over and over and over and over-

Vanta https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q18KpKavinE
Kyo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zNIc5i9KVc
Willy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-rcoGasR1M

Imagine the Doppio and Poco Pio hate sex....

His mama made the shota art...please make a real shota model too!!

>>61697151
HOLY BASED PIO

>I hope he sleeps forever
DOPPIO YOU CAN'T SAY THAT

Claude zatsu love

Aster: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zBTGgyMkOo
Uki https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jijIF6iGVXM
Ren: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZV0cJXMFwI

ver what are you doing for your stream in like 45 minutes. i need to know

claude in booty shorts when he streams

the vampire knight watchalong has been a hoot. i need more 2000s anime watchalongs

>>61703499
UraBoku. Shugo Chara.

>>61701367
moved to tomorrow but his project is coming
kek i can't tell if he's actually tired or if he's still rping from his cer stream
https://twitter.com/Ver_Vermillion/status/1719529958052102503

>uki has been sitting all these time in his previous kareokes and this is the first time standing in this
wtf no wonder he's always out of breath

>>61703709
YES. and strawberry panic, TRC, zombie-loan, venus versus virus, i could go on and oh

noctyx program waiting room is up
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JaVLHFjJkIg

its insane how long claude can stream, and how like half of his stream is just him talking and somehow its fun to listen. i'd normally get bored of 5 hour longs streams like this.

>>61706062
It was up before they made the initial announcement, anon...>>61533028
Still excited though!

>>61704783
>>61705242
he really dedicated the last two days to expand the lore of cer

alban LOVE !

TTOTT

vanta in willy's watchalong

skipped Uki's karaoke cause I'm not a kpop fan, did he perform well? did anyone archive?

>>61712692
someone in main posted it
>>61710554

>>61712784
kek I rechecked main after posting and I guess I'm blind, thank you anon

>>61713122
no worries, sometimes i forget to check main too kek

claude please join the second vampire knight watchalong

Dying....

I had to come back to see this interesting stream ( ・∀・)

Please don't die...I can't bake a thread right now

45 mins until vanta crossing

don't go gentle into that good night

death.....

What do we say to the janny of death? not today nigga

Dammit I fell asleep not long after shota pío was revealed. Vod catch up time today!

>>61686054
No Box stream will top the second Box ASMR for me…

>>61719989
wape

main is so shit rn i’m going to evacuate here.. any claude enjoyer sisters here? whats ur thoughts on him and the new debuts so far

>>61726543
he's a good boy, it's a very solid wave with entertaining hires.
feel free to hunker down here but the thread will be pretty dead for a while before alban or fulgur start streaming

>>61726543
did something happen today or is it just main being main? God im happy i left that shithole behind months ago
Anyways to answer your question, Claude is a very good boy. Very musically and fps inclined. I would recommend him if you like adhd-ish streamers that jump from topic to topic a lot and talk fast. Oh, and he also has an appreciation for BL, male vtubers and just male VAs in general

>>61726684
NTA but I don't blame them. Ennaschizo's been going into overdrive, anons have almost non-stop arguing over one of the new girls being GFE or not (which then of course leads into "hurr durr Luca sex pest" shit), numberfags camping out in the thread, not to mention anons becoming increasingly irate over Comfydants and Briskadets liveposting... It's like every single bait and loop and shitflinging imaginable has been done to death 3x over. I'm glad you've been taking care of yourself by not going there.

>>61726684
its being raided a lot rn with baits and numberfagging everywhere
i’ve been watching him too actually i think he’s going to be my new oshi i just wanted to know you guys opinions as well

>>61726861
>>61726880
Yup, sounds like main, alright. I've been a long time proponent of fans of the boys migrating here instead so we can have more activity and leave main to stew in their own pig shit. I don't see any reason why so many Briskadets, quildrenand especially Lucubs still choose to stay there. You have to be a psychological maso to tolerate those apes

>>61727006
I guess it's simply because it's what they're used to. Not every anon there is bad, there's some really nice fans of the girls that're pleasant to chat with and all. But I do agree that sometimes it's just not worth the trouble.

>>61727006
I want wifeposters to comebck but they're all in main....

Christ we are getting nonstop covers https://x.com/ver_vermillion/status/1719607992759267462

>>61727006
I hang out in main cause while it's awful it's just the kind of behaviour I'm used to from here, nenmen is too well behaved at times

>>61729242
yeah i need to feed my brain a little bit of insanity from time to time

auban start
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjYKQCC_4Y4

albans trying to be healthy so he's not ordering coffee....he's just gonna make an americano....my fat cat has been talking about eating healthy for a while......

alban doesn't eat his salad with dressing because it has too much stuff in it.....

>>61726543
Late but I think he’s great and TTT is great overall

almost everyone in this school hates alban.....

>>61729242
>>61729295
I really don't understand that mentality but different strokes I suppose....
I just know as someone who likes Uki, Vanta and Luca i could never subject myself to that place

>>61729804
>>61729843
Aruban diet arc....

>>61730462
it's so over bros

>using someone else's money? that's messed up
alban sucks at being a thief......

>>61730491
No more fat cat he is now a skinny cat

albans just sitting in a corner waiting to be raped.....stupid whore won't even try to run....

he trapped himself on the roof like an idiot....

>she can vent

>SHE VENTED AGAIN

this game is pretty good so far

new luca, hex merch by oyomama!
https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1719655573170552924

kek alban broke the game and froze her......and he jinxed himself and she unfroze herself.....

what the fuck even is this game kek

christ on a bike there is so much shit coming out these days, the month is stacked. Don't be afraid to inform or correct me on things if the newspost is innacurate

>>61733360
kek

alban.....

>>61731999
he kabedon-ed this girl to death....

alban is a screamer

My cute cyborg wife is a wake a retweeting!

bark bark

Small

alban is too retarded for this game.....

alban changing difficulty from medium to easy.....

he keeps running into dead ends.....he wants to be raped so badly

alban is looking up a walkthrough...

Ver Jangsanbeom cover in 5 minutes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSEKdqt-s0c

one last try before he gives up... he's so bad at this game

alban says only alphas can smell his pheremones...omega aruban real....

Fulgur: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZk4_Wj0yMA
Ver: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAkfhlS3w6M

gonna miss the first hour of zatsu with dog due to a meeting but have fun with wife until i'm back

I'M SO EXCITED FOR WIFE AND HIS CUTE DOG AAAAAAAAA

i want to listen to the cover again but aftercuddles is on lol
i really liked the cover though and the video for it. tell the cer lore well

Omg cute doggo whines....

dog so cute

>>61737859
I want to believe this is the biblically accurate size comparison if the comfydants vs doggo

eepy......i'll watch the rest of auban in bed.....gn anons !

Doggo whining and stomping so cute aaaaaaaaa

>come! come come! come you come!
>you brat

cer wants to eat out ver

Wife is so cute with dog even though I'm not a big dog person

Aww dog punched wife in the butt haha so cuteeee

ver will do a shower stream karaoke if he hits 1 million views kek

Wife sounds so cute and high pitched ahhhhhh his baby speak with doggo is killing mereee

Wife is wearing a sweater today....my mommy milf Aaaaaaa

I always forget that wife can pick dog up which means he can also pick me up >///<

Cute 5 year old doggo, he so baby

Brat tamer wife....

BIG ALERT DOG BABY PICTURES SOON AFTER STREAM

ver.....everyone was saying yes. but you went for just the one that says 'for special occasions'

Mid July is doggo's birthday!

Aww nenmen can we do a petsharing thing today too

>comfydants are anachan like wife
>comfydants, you need to be more heavy
a-architect?

>>61739362
The only math we can do is calories counting

>>61738790
wife could overhead press you

Wife can over head press 80kg.....my twink is not a twink after all...

>>61739542
Das crazy wife's strong cybernetic arms....

uuuuuuu giving bruises in wife's sensitive twig thighs!

ver's professors tell him he talks too fast kek

>>61739632
My wife bruises like a juicy peach ToT

The clear route is only good for it's SEX bad end. If wife chooses noize then I can imagine he's romancing legatus. It'd be funny if he can romance the dog in the demo.

i'm so sad i'm gonna miss parts of the dmmd stream due to work ;-; work sucks i wish i could be a neet

About time watch along next week!

Dog is attacking wife for some food haha

>>61739927
I 100% believe they were thinking about the bad end when they told him that kek.

>12AM EST(2hours after his usual slot?) about time watchalong (big stream from other members)
>9AM EST totsumachi kareoke
> last zatsudan before break

>>61740390
clear is boring without it. I have a bit of hope since wife said if he's too much of a soft boy then he might not go for it.
it'd be funny if he goes for mink but I think there might be a rape scene in the demo that might nuke the vod but don't quote me on this, my memory is hazy and I just remember cause puriteens were canceling the guy for being a rapist when the VN has lots of even worst things happening in the bad end.

>>61740401
Stop doing unarchived streams during the morning on weekdays aaaaaaa

>>61740657
>>61739962
being a NA workslave comfydant is suffering....

>I paid a big fee so I can take doggo to a dog park
WTF I thought they were free, do burgers live like this?

>>61740651
I feel like that scene was pretty early on Mink's route, so there's a decent chance it would be in the demo, yeah. Dumb children getting angry at one specific character about one scene and ignoring all the bad ends for other characters doesn't surprise me, unfortunately. I played it before it had an official English translation or an anime so I managed to miss all that shit.

>>61740852
some dog parks in richer neighborhoods do that to prevent just anyone from entering, my mom paid an annual fee because it was the only one walking distance from their house, but there was never anyone there.

>doggo is an M
like pet like owner

ver saying he's a koreaboo instead of just saying he's korean

>>61740763
At least someone will archive it so I can grab it later...

>>61740995
Who is this man even fooling kek he literally sounds like the most korean to ever korean

>>61740995
i knew he was korean the moment he opened his mouth

>>61741036
>>61741154
'i'm not korean i just really love korean culture'
says the most obvious korean ever kek

ToT ver asking for candy

>dog has a good whining voice
Just like you!

ver kek

Hexo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rk3sLQcHkJg

some eps of the noctyx program have spoilers for what they'll do in future projects! first EP might be boring with just an intro to the series. It's 8-10eps to be released biweekly.

>>61742649
Noctyx is so fucking back

wife’s stinky cars…. his dog favouritism………..

sorry fuuchan i can't stand the wet dog smell... my cat smells like fresh winter air

Dogs are way stinker than cats, my kitty smells good and I give her hugs and kisses and sniffs everyday

>>61743009
>>61743065
wife’s rat infested wet dog smelling house………

>>61743135
Don't forget the cat shit smell under his bed...

Kat is the resting bitch car vs Cat is the cuddly car

>>61743244
besides the animal smell, his house must like something musty or have a hint of asbestos/mold….
2 more years r-right? h ha ha…..

>>61743135
with fur everywhere... he needs a roomba and a single-story house

>>61743347
He probably has black mold in his walls

>>61743347
smell*

the only fish i wanna keep is wife’s cum in a jar

ver has gotten through one day ..........now he has the entire november to finish

>>61743499
october i meant....

I love bettafishes they're so cute I had a couple of them back when I was younger

>>61742649
Sweet. Past the mandatory b2 streams and just general bullshit Noctyx has had to deal with its nice that management realizes how important this wave is. Sasuga my suicidal boys

wife geting mindbroken by christmas songs

>>61743621
I'm surprised he's never seen them. I feel like every pet store in the US has them. Hell, we had them as class pets in school growing up.

>>61743840
They like warm temperatures and england plus where he lives right now is pretty cold so they're probably less common. You'd have to buy a heater for their tank in colder places and non fish people probably won't buy it making it less common.

wife’s cars are housecats with very squishy pawpads!

Cute soft kitty toe beans, I love squishing my cars toe pads

God...wifes house must fucking reek, cat shit and dog shit...wet dog smell, cat litter smell...

>>61743943
I live in a place with similar, if not colder, weather than him, so I doubt that'd prevent his local pet stores from having them if they already stock tropical fish. I've seen them sold at fucking Walmart here.

>>61744164
I guess he either doesn't go to the aquarium section or shops at the dollar store hahah

>>61744097
he says he has a collection of scented candles so he at least tries to mask the smell with some of those?? i hope...

God I HATE how wife pronouced onion....

wife wants to own a lynx or ocelot. he's gonna be one of those big cat owners

>>61744397
Rat turd, Asbestos, black mold, wet dog, cat litter, dog shit, cat poop and a small wafting of Ocean Breeze Baths and Body works candle....

Just find them in your garage after their mom gave birth under your porch like we did with ours...

ver doing through fanarts ....i didn't see half of these even though i check the tag often

>>61744607
that's how i got one of mine!

>>61744607
Mine snuck into the backyard and somehow couldn't get out so she just stayed forver

>>61744717
>>61744831
Three of the last four we had either showed up at our house or were chilling by the side of the road kek

>pronouncing inhumane as in-human
Wife....grhhhhh I

wife really likes maine coons huh

wife got guilt tripped to adopt the sister cars since they had a week left to live before they were gonna be put down.........

>>61745167
This is making me think about threatening suicide so wife has to stau with me....

>>61745082
what about british coons?

>>61745227
Those aren't real but there are British Shorthairs

>>61745227
snakeanon is black?????

>>61745167
Pretty common at shelters. They will guilt trip the fuck out of you with how little time an animal has left if it means you'll adopt them so they don't have to kill them! I can't really blame them...

bye ver thanks so much for the cover and get caught up on your art tag. i need to see you react to certain ones

It's because you didn't love your cat enough fuuchan....I literally fed my cat dog food for the first 2 week and she still came back to me

the lore of why wife hates cats is cause his previous cat named salem(named after the sabrina witch cat) is a WHORE and went to live in his neighbours' house since he was a poorfag and wife can't afford to give him fancy food..........

>>61745416
my cat trudged through two-feet tall snow after three days in a storm to come home and we were feeding him cheap garbage from costco

Wife is just jealous his cats don't love him~ little tsuntsun

>>61745491
wife is so catty, no wonder he can't vibe well with other cats and prefer dogs

>>61745471
My kitty loves me so much I honestly get a bit mad when dog people says that cats won't ever love you and aren't loyal, just because YOU don't know how to love and appreciate a cat doesn't mean they're heartless creatures...

>>61745445
Didn't they do a study and find out that an extremely high percentage of cats in the UK have more than one family because they were outdoor cats and just split time between multiple houses to get fed multiple times? I feel like I remember seeing that...

ToT

>>61745535
I bet he pets them like a dog and then wonder why they don't like him kek

none of the new wave was interested in joining wife's totsu kareoke....... no... i was hoping they'd join though, i wanna see how they'd vibe specially in such a casual setting

>>61745588
it's obvious to me that my cat loves me, that's all that matters. i just don't jive with dogs, they're too needy. i don't like clingy people either lol

>>61745824
>wife likes dogs cause they're too needy
>comfydants are needy and clingy to wife
WE ARE

>>61745824
My cat literally shouts by the door every night to come sleep on my laundry just because it smells like me, I know she loves me! Cats are so precious <3, omg are you me kek I hate clingy people and yeah I'm not the biggest fans of dogs either I can play with them but I'd never own one they're so much work like permanently having a clingy 3 year old child with a cat it's more a teenager who you feed and just lives in your house haha.

Get a pet sitter you dingdong there are specialist

>>61745813
9AM EST is pretty early for them based on when they stream, isn't it? I thought at least one of the was PST, so that would be 6AM for them...

>>61746093
9am is ealry for any streamers kek

>>61746200
claude a gymbro waking up at 6am, i beleib

That's why I prefer cats 90% of them are like random cross breeds with no health problems unless you specifically want to buy a desginer cat breed, dogpeople are all my dog is this breed that breed my cat is just orange

>>61746200
I mean that time will work fine for the EU, JP, and Aussie groups, but it is rough for the NA livers unless they've destroyed their sleep schedule...

>>61745944
i was so conflicted when i realized i was growing attached to wife... i don't want to become what annoys me...
>>61745981
i love my parents' dog but i see him once a week, and even then i'm immediately overwhelmed by his excitement when i walk through the door

The dog slander is making me sad :(
Im a cat person and will probably never own a dog but doggies are innocent, passionate, intelligent and VERY loyal creatures. They are good boys

>>61746399
Waking up at 6-9am isn't that bad lol just set an alarm and go to bed before midnight, but they're streamers so I'll give them a pass

I could never choose a side, I'm the fucker who's both a dog person and a cat person. It's just that I'm forced to only own a dog because I'm severely allergic to cats, however that's never stopped me from trying to pet every cat I see.

>>61746420
Yeah the barking and running gets to me kek I HATE loud noises...and the teaching them where to shit and piss, taking them out so they can use the bathroom like holy shit I wouldn't have the patient for that, thank god I just set a box down and my cat knows to piss there

>>61746496
i like dogs too, they're just not compatible with my lifestyle. i love taking my parents' dog places, he's really well-behaved and cute so everyone instantly loves him

>>61746496
I WILL slander dogs wife has been slandering cats so I must retaliate. I just don't enjoy how needy and dependent they are on you kek

wife had to euthanize his old dog..........

>>61746555
>go to bed before midnight
They all fail that step kek...To be fair I also fail that step and just barely sleep instead.

if ninisani anon is here, are you gonna make a room for vox's movie? I wanna know before I do a cytube showing for it

Human centipede comfydants....come line up sheepies ahahahaha

>comfy centipede
we're never going to repair our reputation like this...

>>61747057
I BLAMAE YOU >>61747049
i even hate that the first post when i opened twitter is this and thought it was scat instead of wife's prolapse hole.......
https://twitter.com/happy_saladdd/status/1719715594948501704

>>61747174
nijiprolapse...

>>61747174
God I saw that it was so hot urgh making me horny....
Hey if your first thought is scat maybe you're just into it i dunno man

>>61747335
no......... not like this...

i need a wife nui so bad!

>>61746887
did you mean to post this in main? i don't think ninianon comes to the split regularly

>>61746887
I thought we had a nenmen cytube already?

>>61747867
They used to come here sometimes. Might as well give it a shot.
>>61747975
I'm the cytube anon, just wanted to know to prevent overlap (if anyone cares about that)

>>61748024
i can ask in main if you don't prefer not to go there

>>61748141
Go for it, just dont add the nenmen cytube part of it, there's a reason I haven't linked it since I first posted it

>>61748216
don't worry, i'll just ask if he can host a watchalong for it on the 2232 cytube

wife doesn't bother wearing socks but wears shoes in his home............ wife.... my standards for your living conditions gets lower and lower the longer this stream goes on.

>>61749455
wait fuck i had another esl moment since i'm so disgusted, wife WTF!

>>61749455
i love him but he'd drive me crazy if i had to interact with his living space

>>61749455
Wearing shoes in the house is pretty common in the west kek

>>61749678
absolutely not in leafland

wife giving away all his turkey to doggo so he'll just be eating a veggie sandwich for his late breakfast

nooooooo wife leaving already........

i hope ike and claude will sperg a lot about music and mixing on stream, i wont be understanding shit but i want to hear that nonetheless

The Alpha of Awe. The Brute of Brawn. The Cultivator of Class. The Duke of Domination. The Emperor of Eloquence. The Fiercest of Fighters. The Greatest of Glory. The Height of Heroism. The Imperator of Intellectualism. The Jarl of Justice. The King of Knights. The Lord of Loquaciousness. The Master of Mortality. The Naysayer of Noobs. The Overlord of Obituaries. The Prince of Passion. The Que-hagen of Quixote. The Ruler of Ruination. The Sultan of Smite. The Taskmaster of Trembles. The Undertaker of Ubiquity. The Vaeyen of Vociferousness. The Warranter of Weaklings. The Xenophobe of Xenogeny. The Yardmaster of Yesteryear. The Zhar of Zoroastrianism.

>>61750460
And the fact that they're both utaite lovers as well... The spergouts will be glorious.

>>61750460
it's great hearing your oshi ramble on about what they're passionate about, even if you don't understand it. gotta love their excitement about it

>>61750770
the target audience of a stream like that is me and i will be ecstatic if it happens

I'M MELTING
https://twitter.com/Fulgur_Ovid/status/1719793140599533856

>>61751160
Imagine Ike teaching Claude how to metal scream.

Megane Uki....

>>61751763
I'm usually not attracted to Uki in any way except thinking he's a pretty boy, but god, the hair, the glasses, the tongue piercing, the neck mole, this fanart of him is so SEX.

>>61751349
and then they can do an utsu-p duet. or claude can cover zero-sum

>>61751889
>utsu-p duet
YES YES YES YOU GET ME
I've been wanting Ike to cover something by Utsu-P or Yuyoyuppe for so long.
>zero-sum
I don't think I've heard of that song before, but if it's by wotaku, I just listened to it and I think Claude would be a good for it. It's got a really interesting sound, and his voice seems pretty versatile.

>>61752160
he can even cover something by utsu-p AND yuyoyuppe!
https://youtu.be/NHkalYsyeu0
yeah it's the one by wotaku, i'd prefer this over the Nth cover of shanti.

What is the consensus on claude? Is he for horny or for wholesome?

>>61751858
The fanart is sexier because it fits the character. I can 100% picture him as the extremely flirty classmate that likes to tease you because he thinks you're too uptight

>>61752254
He is for wholesome adhd rambling, but who knows what'll happen when the collab ban is up

>>61752248
Oh shit, I didn't realize they had collabed together before! Definitely checking the song out. Plus, you can't go wrong with a Miku x Luka duet. And I like Shanti, but I do agree that it's a bit overdone at this point. I really like snooze from wotaku.

Update: I listened to the song you linked while I typed this response out and oh my god it goes so fucking hard. Those growls scratched my brain just right.

I don't care how sexy shanti can be if I have to hear that damn many many money line one more time I will lose it

>>61752563
i like shanti too, but it already has a bunch of great covers that are hard to top. meanwhile the only zero-sum cover i listen to is this one
https://youtu.be/rEmM8bHT7Xw
they did a few collab songs i think, dull is the first one that came to mind.

>claude zatsu today
I am so happy

I hope true form demon violates the shota

>>61750770
the thing is i know ike has banger opinions of his own related to utaite culture and all, but has no one to bounce ideas with. you know how chat can be stupid. god the possible sperg/nerd debate between he and claude ranging from favorite audio interface plugins to favorite miku tuning style... please. please

>>61754687
Well, his chat can talk about utaites with him, but it's mostly the popular ones, like 96neko, Amatsuki, etc. So it isn't much to go off of.
>ranging from favorite audio interface plugins to favorite miku tuning style
God, yes. I don't care if I understand a word of what they're saying, I need to have them sit down and talk. I don't care if they ignore us and stay in their own little bubble, I want it so bad. I want Ike to have a Vocaboomer and music autist friend that's just as in deep as he is. One that actually lets him sperg out, too, because sometimes he's prone to cutting himself short because he thinks nobody's interested in what he's saying.

Claude https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXr9Srib_2M

based dead hours filler

first date with claude...

STOP CALLING ME OUT IM BUILDING MY SAZABI

man he really is just like me

Is this what happens when a fan joins the company but isn't weird about it

cute claude drawing