/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Be careful antis the Gura white knight is going to "enter a a Jannie" and ban you all

>>61734344
>>61734451
Do they even let people this bad at english be jannies? You would think one of the things they look for in the interview is a firm grasp of the language they are supposed to be moderating.

Gurass

>You see this in front of your face.
What do?

>>61736001
Lick

>>61736001
tongue fuck the piss out of it

Day 48! Give it up for day 48!

>>61736001
THIS IS SPARTA

>>61735685
Oh nyo, what ever shall I do. As if they let mentally ill like him be a janny

>>61736001
Is that normal if I want to bite this?

>>61736494
>As if they let mentally ill like him be a janny.
He doesn't know...

>>61736525
It's absolutely normal to want to hurt gura yeah

>>61736494
>As if they let mentally ill like him be a janny

>>61736494
>Take on a second job moderating 4chan for free
Mental illness is a requirement

>>61736001
Smell her butthole while licking that puffy cunny duh

If you want a hugbox why not go to guracord and spam the same emoji with them?

>>61736676
It go to /cc/ and spam dinos, that's about the mental speed of the average membershrimp nowadays

>>61736494
Bro....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AW4lEqHquIg
Buds, she just went on a crusade.

>>61736817
Gura joined a convent and they don't let her stream anymore...

>>61736977
nun Gura...

>>61736977
Gura joined the church of scientology and they are brainwashing her.

>>61734548
>Gura needs to be protected
Yeah from herself. Gura is the one causing the most damage to herself.

>>61737045
Would ryona nun Gura and ruin her celibacy T u T

>>61737117
No he clearly said Gura must protect.
Protect what? No one knows, maybe the people trying to destroy whatever Gura must protect killed him before he could finish the messa-

>>61737195
protect your smile HORF HORF HORF FFRHO

Been watching minecraft practice stream. How lost is she going to be if she does not join one?

>>61737318
Can't get lost if you let mane-sama play in your stead

What a character arc, from being excited about Halloween, to being depressed that Gura is mad at the chumbies, to accepting there won't be any more streams this year in 24 hours.

>>61737045
I will correct that smirk off of her face

>>61737318
Who cares, those minecraft streams are always just girl noise bombs and not the good kind.

>>61737370
most emotionally stable cuckbud

>>61737370
The menherabud with the golden heart

>Youtube comment antis
Later guys gonna go start my day.

>>61737045
>>61737045
>Exposed shoulders
>Exposed hips
>Ostentatious jewelry
>Dyed hair
>Vain hairstyle
Gura would get her ass beat raw by the sister superior

>>61737493
You forgot to mention that blasphemous tome she's carrying around.

Beetle wives cute.

It's clearly just a hard burn out honestly. She occasionally enjoys streaming together with her friends but has absolutely zero desire to do solo streams. Maybe she'll get over it someday.

>>61737370
Unironically behaves like an abused dog that still loves it's owner. Not even shitting on him, it's just really sad.

>>61737642
So it's not that she hates streaming, she just hates us.

>>61736679
this list is just a proof that there's no better fuel than sheer spite

>>61737689
There's really not any other explanation than that, otherwise why wouldn't she stream a POV on the collab? She's fine with collab streams, as long as the chumbuds aren't around.

>>61737954
>as long as the chumbuds aren't around.
Pretty much, yeah, she's not "burnt out" on anything that doesn't involve chumbuds, the only things she completely stopped doing were solo streams, members posts, and tweets.

>>61738114
If I had to stream for you whiny bastards I'd be burned out too

>checked last thread
I haven't watched 2 collabs yet since I was busy, were they that bad or something? Why are you guys still melting down?

>>61738314
Everyone is mad that Ame/Kiara confirmed that she instantly accepted collab requests yet can't stream for us in 50 days.

>>61738295
Mori still streams to deadbeats

>>61738114
She is burned out, otherwise we wouldn't be in this situation in the first place or at least she would be doing more than 2 collabs per month. I doubt she hates chumbuds specifically and more like she's scared/doesn't want to deal with fallout of her absence. There's really nothing anyone can do about this other than hope(and whine and seethe I guess if you want) that she will get her motivation back somehow, someday.

>>61738426
Pretty much it. People are like "She's burned out!" But meanwhile
> today I was like hey you want to play phasmo or something
> you were like immediately like "I'm in!" in my reactions

>>61738426
Are you unironically surprised that she's closer with Kiara and Ame, especially Ame, than with you? Lmao. As far as I know Gura and chumbuds never went on an early morning date to the shrine together.

>>61738314
Ame stream was meh, for some stupid reason they did no Gura pov while also doing proximity chat only, so any time one of them died in the first half you couldn't hear anything Gura said, after a while they started using discord while dead though, also there was an awkward part at the end where Ame prompted Gura to say something to the chumbuds but Gura couldn't bring herself to say chumbuds out loud and tried to address the audience as I think chummates? Like chumbuds + teamates, but it was weird and she basically didn't say anything to them after.
Kiara stream was good though.

>>61738689
greychama....

>>61738689
Well we did go on a date, but Mori cockblocked us

>>61738649
Ame is a real person to her, you're just a mass of text on screen.

>>61738689
not surprised at her being closer with them but to neglect us for this long is the "surprise"

>>61738710
She said chumdetectives, retard. Pay better attention, troglodyte.

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/113053972

I'm jealous of Ame...

>>61738864
Oh yeah, that's right, fuck that's even more awkward than I thought. She didn't remember either of Ame's fan names lmao, teamates or investigators.

Does anyone remember when the stream where Gura "subtly" called out a stalker fan for trying to meet her outside of streams/conventions was?
Wondering if that was the beginning of this awful arc where she equates her worst fans with everyone else and the bad apples spoil the bunch.

>>61738938
Investigators and detectives are the same thing, you fucking low iq monkey. Chumdetectives obviously sounds better than chuminvestigators hence why she used that.

>>61738710
>no gura pov
phasmo only works well with in game voice and gura forgor how to stream her POV

>>61739014
>Investigators and detectives are the same thing
He's not the one with a low IQ...

>>61738785
Yeah it's a pretty shitty behavior but you can't really fix her, it's either drop her or take what you get until she decides to fix herself.

>>61739014
Whatever you say Meatfriend

>>61739104
They're practically the same. Stop arguing semantics. Are you gonna say shrimp and krill are different things too?

>>61739014
I mean obviously chummates flows better than either of those, so you and Gura are retarded I guess.

>>61739238
Ah ok so it was bait

>>61739238
They are, the same way rectangles and squares a different

>>61739355
i prefer teabud

>>61738938
HORFHORFHORF SORRY I FORGOR

>>61738369
>>61738385
Why are they like this?

>>61735685
Maybe if you retards didn't shit the thread like this every day and blame her some chumbuds didn't had to create another comfy thread for gura because you are parasite.

But don't worry when the Jannies aplications start I'm in. Go fuck yourselves antis

>>61738576
>hope that she will get her motivation back somehow, someday
Or get someone that can just push Gura Gura to stream. That seems more practical then just hoping she'll one day be motivated to stream.

>Halloween is still upcoming so everybody has like exciting streams upcoming look forward to all of that
How did Gura feel when Kiara said that?

>>61739615
lesbians

>>61739643
Idk but you can tell Kiara that Gura was the only EN to not do anything for Halloween or October for that matter. Maybe she'll lecture her.

>>61739643
>i'm gonna retweet so hard

>gura starts seductively sucking a popsicle in front of you
what do

>>61739630
I'm sorry Darkmaze but I don't think you can english good enough to get through the interview.

>>61739630
You know a global jannie has to approve your ban request before you actually ban anyone? So you can't just go around frivolously banning or they'll kick you out. And you'll be on probation for months, so good luck keeping up that internet tough guy rage bucko

>>61739706
why would kiara care?

>>61739401
Rectangle is just a long square. Stop being autistic

>>61739643
at this point I half believe she thought it was funny that she knew she was going to disappoint
probably had a good giggle or two while she spent time with her family

>>61739641
maybe because she already said in May, June and September that she is very occupied behind scenes and is difficult to return to stream like she used too, but of course some chumbuds just didn't care and trying to twist her answer to justify their retard anger and become antis and schizos.

>>61739820
Gura made Myth look like the weakest gen by being the only ones to not fully participate, Kiara hates losing, especially to the newbies.

>>61739816
don't worry i will

>>61739706
>Gura was the only EN to not do anything for Halloween
Irys Irys Irys...

>>61739816
I honestly hope he gets in so they perma ban him after he annoys the shit out of them.

>>61739868
Myth is the weakest EN gen

Sex with a fembud.

>>61739868
Kiara already got her buff out of Gura by having the Family Feud stream
Mori commandeered half of Promise/Advent to prop her personal projects
as far as Kiara's circle of interest goes, they did alright

>>61739940
Iyrs did a Halloween themed bedore the Family Feud collab. It's less egregious than doing literally nothing like Gura did.

Gurass

>>61739940
she did halloween karaoke even if it was a day early so it counts

>>61739940
Irys did unarchived Halloween karaoke.

>>61739641
And how exactly are you planning on doing this? If you lose interest in something you don't just magically get it back because someone is pestering you about it.

>>61739845
>very occupied behind scenes
The busy cope.. home...

>>61740035
>>61740046
>>61740060
>not on Halloween
Sorry doesn't count. Otherwise Gurame phasmo counts as Gura's Halloween stream.

>>61740040
want to spread her cheeks and lick

>>61739845
hi darkmaze

>>61740098
The same copes for the last 2 years
>She's sick
>She's busy with "projects"
The last resort of the desperatebud

>>61740137
Sorry, guerilla streams don't count as holiday streams, if she had planned it before it would have counted though! So close!

I miss Bloop

>>61740200
>"Holiday stream"
>Not on the actual holiday

>>61739816
>Antis: we are saved, jannies and meidos can't touch us
This place really needs a Gura jannie. You ruin this comfy thread and don't start with "is gura fault" this all schizos and antis here. most of the chumbies leave because no matter what fi she stream or not you just go away from he.
Success breeds jelousy I supposed.
No matter how many times you scream and asking chumbies to be mad of her. She always will get merch money, VODS and CCV. She always be beloved and popular than anyone in EN. keep seething forever

>>61740200
Oh yeah, well then unarchived karaoke doesn't count either since it gets privated.

Someone posted in KFP and gawrt

>>61740288
What a melty

>>61740288
>>61740379
Stop replying to yourself. I can smell your falseflag from here.

>>61740355
He asking for Kiara tell him to fuck off on stream

>>61740439
Copium

>>61740355
I don't see it.

MEMBER POST

>>61740486
Nvm I'm retarded, disregard. I don't use twitter much.

>>61740486

>>61740137
ok gurame counts then, is that really a "win" though?

>>61740137
Does it really count if Gura didn't even know what day Halloween was?

>>61739966
Myth was the strongest EN gen, but they also fell apart the hardest. Kiara, Ina and Mori are the only ones still really into the whole Hololive thing.

>>61740288
Learn English

>>61740288
Your "comfy" thread is still in the other way, why don't you stay there?

>>61740696
Ina has less hours than Ame and Ame did two halloween streams on halloween...

>>61740696
>Ina
Lmao

>>61740355
using other peoples tags is pretty much the only thing left to provoke a response, so good luck to him, fuck it

>>61740757
Ina works multiple jobs, and finds a way to announce every break she takes if it's more than a few days. Neither Gura or Ame are able to do this, despite Holo being their only job.

>>61740355
>trying to get attention for your own tweet

>>61740696
Ina is pretty checked out herself. Frequently goes on breaks and shit and is kind of a flake. I mean this week she literally has 0 solo streams too lol

>>61740841
Ina ghosted longer than Ame ever has and her excuse was "forgot holo phone at other house". Ame only had that 2 week menhera period post anniversary.

>>61740866
Also going to Japan again and pretty much said she won't stream in her time there

>>61740925
Aren't they only allowed to log into Holo accounts through the Holo phones though?

So chance of Gura joining Bae open VC today? It's around Gura time and she's on red team

>>61740925
see >>61736679
Ina has bursts of activity and inactivity while Ame spreads herself out but they end up being the same.

>>61740997
I would say 5%, but if she doesn't join she will have no idea how to play the games, so I'll be generous and say 20%

>>61740988
It's a valid excuse but dumb that she didn't just go back and get it to post an update and opted to ghost instead

>>61740997
Gura is not on Red Team, she's on yellow

>>61740925
Except Ame fell off harder than Ina. At least Ina is consistent, Ame went from doing 12-14 streams a week to maybe streaming on a weekend with constant unannounced breaks and stream cancellations.

What are the chances that Gura's RM is secretly streaming as a 2view indie to avoid psychotic obsessive chumbuds?

>>61741079
ina is not consistent rumao

>>61741109
>doing anything secretly
>on the internet
Are you retarded?

>>61740997
yellow, not red, but like 90%
she's already shown that she can be there for any collab, any time

>>61741077
NTA, but teams don't matter, this practice was specifically for EN girls so they wouldn't have to practice at JP times according to bae.

>>61741180
Cool, but he said she's on red team and she's not

>>61741164
As in disguising her voice and not acting like Gura. Don't be obtuse.

>>61741077
oh right yellow team but yeah she and bae are on the same team and it's open vc
>>61741178
>>61741180
depends on if bae tags her directly i guess...she might not even be aware that it's happening otherwise

>>61741079
is this a numberfags thread??

>>61740696
>the girls that coddled their fanbase, strayed from anything yab and fiercely protected their privacy burned out/grew tired and irate of their fans
>the girls that were brutally honest about things that bothered them, directed their content as they pleased and allowed people to peer behind the mask developed the closest ties to their fans
the funny thing is that we're currently getting close to reliving it again with Promise

>>61741274
>depends on if bae tags her directly i guess...she might not even be aware that it's happening otherwise
She actually mentioned forgetting to tag Gura and Kronii when she talked about it and then tagged them during the stream, and Gura did those 2 collabs since, so if she doesn't show she straight up declined.

>>61740997
>Gura
>Open VC
She didn't do this even when she was active newfriend.

>>61741257
Oh yeah I'm sure Gura is streaming Muse Dash daily on some obscure platform while using voice changer to sound like an old men.

>>61741329
I guess Ame would be the exception that proves the rule, with the whole "improve yourself" fiasco yet still turning into a flake

>>61741400
Something like that but you'll have to find her yourself.

>>61741329
Mori and Kiara are extroverts, Ina, Gura and Ame are introverts and introverts are just lazy.
t. introvert

>>61741406
pants should be made illegal (for women)

>>61741459
NTA, but it sounds like the only thing that matters is if they try too hard to hide everything about their personal lives that leads to them getting fed up with being in Holo and burning out.

>>61741459
nah, Ame was pretty coddling/yab avoidant UNTIL Tempus, that was just her breaking point

>>61740974
When the fuck will Cover have a studio in the US, it's been 3 fucking gens why do the girls need to go to Japan every single time they need to do big work

>>61740925
>rich, owns multiple houses paid for by your fans
>casually forgets phone and can't be arsed to retrieve it or find a workaround.
Wow, Holos are evil.

>>61741692
She did call Gura a bitch on stream during the Rust finale. Not sure if you'd call that a yab though.

So uhhh... we're still getting 3D live sometimes in December right?

>>61741745
t.doesn't have friends

>>61741723
Because japs don't give a shit about non-japs, even if they make a fuck ton of money off of them. It's the same reason they laughed at Gura for asking for game perms.

>>61741745
Gura said several times that she's so close with Ame because both of them can casually shittalk and make fun of each other.

It's a new day and it's a day for me to have hope that we get stream. You never know when Gura will pop up. It's exciting

>>61741767
Yeah. A live, 3D, holiday break. Just like last year!

God you people sound like a bunch of gossiping women, just fucking listen to yourselves.

>>61739966
>>61740696
Sister can you said the same in the numbers thread or they already make fun of you??

>>61741869
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KagYy6oZUAQ
20% chance of gura

>>61741723
>Open a foreign branch
>Don't open a foreign HQ
Japanese business practices lmao

>>61741940
We might have NA merch distribution center by 2025 though!

Chances of Honeyworks song not being shit? Are they gonna autotune her again?
Sweet Appetite was good btw

Bae's stream just says Open VC. She's not gonna join

>>61741922
What else is there to do on /vt/ friend? Post porn and bait threads?

>>61741934
>20%
Based off what?

>>61741558
being an introvert or extrovert has nothing to do with being lazy

Why do you guys even care if she joins or not? I thought you hated collabs?

>>61741987
It's gonna be better than Shit Appetite but the song is about skipping a grade so she will sing in her cunny voice instead of singing sensually

>>61741990
After not bothering to retweet the family feud stream an open vc is the next logical step in trying to avoid chumbuds.

>>61741745
They don't care about that, or at the very least, they've moved past it and joke about it

>>61742079
We've been starving for 2 months, I'll eat some moldy bread over nothing.

>>61739868
>>61739981
>>61739966
>>61740696
>Haachama make the sisters seethe so hard that they come here again to shit the thread with holo vs holo
At this point every day that numberfags make fun of Nijisanji in their thread because every yabe, graduation and losing horse race. They always start to deflecting not just here but alway make fake threads against Gura almost every hour.
This is pathetic sister. go back to your general already

>>61742084
>she will sing in her cunny voice
Perfect.

>>61742079
it would pretty much just be even more confirmation that it's only us she doesn't give a fuck about

>>61742170
Darkmaze no one in GGG thinks about Nijisanji nearly as much as you do, you know that, right?

>>61742130
They don't but /vt/ made a big deal about it, and I honestly don't know if any other community picked up on it or even cared.

>>61742064
Based off my cock

>>61742272
You only have 20% of a avg cock?

>>61742081
Yes it does, I'm an introvert and I'm lazy.

>>61741723
They are not going open a studio for 13 talents that live there, cheaper to let them fly over

>>61742089
>muh retweets
Ame didn't retweet it either you know?

>>61742230
Sister please stop this Gura comfy thread not you shitty Gura anti thread.
Your fanbase are the worse. I'm saying this because I always watching numbersthread making fun of you.
Truly pathetic. Please KYS already.

Not every chumbie here know how nijis talks shit about Gura except numberfags.

>>61742081
>being an introvert or extrovert has nothing to do with being lazy
Yeah but unfortunately the introverts in HoloEN tend to be lazy whereas the extroverts tend to be the hardworkers. HoloEN introverts are a bad representation of introverts.

>>61741940
It's not like it would be hard to rent out a building (or hell, even just a few rooms) in a major city. Probably SF, the Japanese mouthbreathers won't put it anywhere without direct flights to Tokyo. They don't even need an inhouse studio, plenty of sound studios for rent

>>61742130
Not him but I hate people who rage at dumb shit, like losing in a video game, with a passion. They ruin the fun.

my tummy horts and I have a headache...

>>61742485
Ame built a small studio for 3D work. Kiara's used it at least once and I'm sure others have as well.

>>61742344
nope, introverts lose energy being around people and extroverts are the opposite. I get super tired when I am around people too long, thats why working from home is something I hope gets more common.

>>61742372
NTA, but this is correct, there is a caveat though, where it does make sense, they currently make money renting out their studio in JP, so if they dropped a US studio in Cali they could rent it out for a profit, they are a tech/entertainment company, the camera's are an asset that can be reclaimed and shipped back to JP if the studio doesn't work out, the only costs would be staffing and leasing the building. So it's not like it's that big of a risk.

>>61742453
Darkmaze hangs around the number thread? No wonder his brain is so damaged.

>>61742703
sister please. Is the horse race is soo important for you why not create another thread for that instead living there and start deflecting with holo vs holo and using Gura almost every thread they made.

>>61742464
ok, I give you that, I am just get triggered when people don't know what introvert / extrovert mean (exmaple being that introverts don't like people which is not true)

>>61742510
Yeah some people just snap really easily and make things awkward.

https://twitter.com/fuwamoco_en/status/1719742086990504380
HAPPENING

>>61742638
Do they rent it? I thought it was fully booked just for hololive members right now and openinig a studio in a different country is not that fast / easy to do. Even if they started working on it right now, it probably take few years

>>61742510
I give a pass for raging at NCSoft games since the rage is part of the experience.

>>61743078
Ah yes the classic business blunder, by the time you can justify the expense to the shareholders you needed to get started on it two years ago.

>>61742372
They just rent an existing studio in the US. That's how Gura recorded her 3D live before Japan opened its borders

>>61742372
What even would be the breakpont then? It's not like they'll ever hire more europeans either so how many more US/Canada talents do they still need for a US-based studio to be worth paying for?

>>61743078
They used to rent their 3d studio out to indie vtubers back in like 2021 last I heard? Now that they've invested millions of dollars into setting up multiple stages I can't imagine they just let them sit unused, especially since 3D lives don't happen that often.

>>61742510
yeah, I can't stand ame either. only EN member who has a personality that's straight up unpleasant to watch IMO

>>61743060
fuwamoco and advent gonna suffer that the next year

so i just watched the newest collab vods and i dont know why anyone would point to it and tell me with a straight face that gura is not sick
its really easy to tell she doesnt have the upbeat energy that she usually brings to a stream
never mind that this is a collab so shes not as open with the audience as she would be with her beloved chumbies
i will continue to be a strongbud, waiting for her to get well enough to return strong

so what im really saying is fuck off cripple

>>61743456
Huh? Gura actually seemed really good during the Family Feud stream to me.

>>61743285
But did Cover pay for that or was it Gura? I don't really know what things they fund for the talents and even if they did they won't pay for it anymore now that they can just fly them over

>>61743311
Like I said before, I am pretty sure its fully booked for hololive alone right now. Have they even fixed the staffing issue yet? And I don't see it will ever be empty when they get more and more talents

>>61743456
you're under so many layers of irony that you may as well join the esl blaming niji fans and numberfagging, there's no difference between you at this point

>>61743541
From some googling, apparently Kiara mentioned at one point that renting a studio in Europe one time cost her a lot of money.

>>61743150
>>61743295
>We're going back in be opening a new branch, a foreign HQ and studio would really help support the new talents
>What? The branch is still experimental, don't waste money until it's proven it's viability
>The new branch is really successful! Should we get started on a branch HQ?
>Huh? It's only just one gen, have them fly into Japan for now"
>We've debuted more gens! The talents are starting to feel a little stifled by the lack of local support, should we open a foreign HQ?
>What are you talking about? Just have them fly in like the first Gen did, that worked well enough.
>Our girls are looking really successful and there's more of them every year, but they're really starting to complain about the lack of local support and so we are threatening to quit!
>I'm sorry? Why the hell don't we have a local HQ yet!?

>>61743456
Sick of streaming maybe

>>61743656
>Gura as a cute tomboy lesbian
Fund it.

>>61743507
nah when you got other people who are talking its easy to act in spurts
its like you conserve your energy for until you get a chance to speak even if youve got a raging hardon after seeing a coworkers naked backside trying not to be too obvious that the cock's literally and painfully trying to bore a hole through the conference table, trying not to get people to assume you have diarrhea or something because you keep moving in your chair
its the same with gura trying not to let on she's sick

>>61743060
>https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1718396995058987432
What would their response be to this tweet?

>>61743789
>It's good to have tou back senpai! Hope you have a great halloween baubau!

>>61743656
I still can't believe they got away with doing this on stream

>>61743656
Ina has such a ridiculously erotic figure

>>61742590
feel better chumbie

>>61738576
>get her motivation back

Short term memory refresher - this is the second year in a row now. She didn't stream at all during this same time period last year. If she's not motivated by now, she never will be.

>>61743768
Anon it was 1:00 AM in her hour when they start to stream.

>>61744019
Smoking is bad for you, don't do it.

>>61744019
She talked about Raden. Soo Sister what is your new rrat now??
That Raden is Gura now?

>>61744019
Gura?

>>61744019
Gura would never do this

>>61744115
>>61744144
Is Raden stream. Sisters don't know what to say anymore. They need new deflection

>>61744019
Kiara is such a Stacy, love her

>>61743637
Was this before Japan opened? I don't see her renting anymore if she has option to use JP one and frankly using JP studio is probably more confinient / cheaper, so they can fix any mistakes / add more stuff.

>>61744437
That was a year ago i think

>>61744437
>>61744493
Whenever it was I think she opted to fly to America to use Ame's studio because that was cheaper than renting a local one, and I'm assuming Cover's was booked.

>>61744158
I still can't believe she liked this.

Gura cute Gura cute!

Born to :3
Forced to :)

>>61744019
Anon this is the Gura thread.

Chumbies' favored chuubas from most to least:
Shion
Gura
Fauna
Mumei
Okayu
Kiara
Ina
Kaela
IRyS
Anya
Baelz
Kronii
Mori
The Yellow One

>>61744794
>:)
Don't you mean :D

>>61744975
no

>>61744965
>Shion above Gura
????

>>61744965
Mori is a proof that bad habits can be broken or at least reduced if you value your fans enough, I unironically think Gura should take some example from her current self

>>61745047
Nah that checks out, I've never seen Shion get shit-talked here

>>61745047
Naturally.

>>61744975
No you're thinking of Bijou

>>61745047
Tbf, no one in here ever has anything bad to say about Shion I guess...

>>61745060
you'd have a hard time convincing me Gura valued us at all, let alone 'enough'
I like to tell myself it used to be different and that it may be again one day, but today? no chance

>>61745047
Shion is less controversial here than Gura herself

>>61745148
She has stupid looking bangs over her forehead.

>>61744965
honestly pretty accurate

>>61745148
Shion is sexier than Gura too.

>>61744965
I would put Baelz a little higher but only because I am incredibly aroused by her razor sharp teeth and want her and Gura to turn me into their chew toy

>>61745060
Its a little too late for me to start appreciating mori. I swore loyalty to gura so theres no changing my mind at this point. Love my sharkwife

>>61744965
>kiara that high
retard

>>61745382
Why did they give Bae tits? I hate the japanese.

>>61745203
gay

>>61745364
Be better if she went nopan, like Gura, but nobodies perfect.

>>61745393
I'd not tell anyone to switch, their appeals couldn't be more different
but Mori and Gura gave the same speeches about actions meaning more than words, about wanting to be there for their fans and properly represent them, about finding hanging with fans relaxing - but one actually tries to apply it
and if Mori is capable of that, then Gura should be as well - I'm not talking about having a similar stream or project output, but just showing that you value what you are saying to your followers

>>61745457
bae's tits are the epitome of premium medium, small enough that she can be cute and athletic but big enough that you'd have something that hold onto. wouldn't be quite as sensitive as true flatties like gura or ina though

>>61745500
Nah I get it. I told myself I would do c++ reps two weeks ago but I did my pokemmo and total war reps instead

what even happened yesterday. the likes and rt dictate some intent to come back but then she seemed to pussy out. why not at least drop happy Halloween

>>61745382
She did do Sweet Appetite with Gura and is very erotic, so potentially she could be moved up one or two spots.

>>61745670
Im more of a thanksgiving and christmas guy. Never had many good memories of halloween

>>61745670
>happy Halloween
>no delivery
That's why

>>61745570
C++ is like 50% dicking around with CMake and 50% hunting down null pointer exceptions

>>61745670
She either pussied out, or someone reminded her it was Halloween and she decided to like a bunch of Halloween art not thinking we even notice when she's active.

>>61745810
she knows people notice, she knew that long before it turned into sparse, months long shark sightings

>>61745810
anon the idea that gura was acvidentally on her work account is absurd nowadays. she was doing or planning something, idk maybe responding to another Collab invite

>>61745670
*plap* *plap* *plap* *plap* fuck my pussy please *plap* *plap* *plap* *plap* ahhh oh god I'm cumming I'm cumming aaaAAAAIIIIEEEE *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP*

>>61745810
Maybe she was planning to stream but got an invite to do something more fun before she put the frame up and ditched.

>>61745725
Pointers filtered me so hard kek. I’m now a L2 hardware tech because of it.

>>61744965
chumbieprime

>>61745452
Kiara is responsible for like 30% of the gura content we've had this year

>>61744965
Why is okayu below mumei? I feel like fatto catto is pretty accepted here.

>>61746088
>Fat tail
Lose weight bitch.

>>61746144
If only she would tardwrangle Gura into streaming and communicating more since its obvious Gura's manager won't do it.

>>61740260
This a is Bloop-Free zone, pal.
KEEP WALKING.

>>61736001
>>61744158
definitely don't imagine how soft, smooth, delicate and small it is, feeling her twitch as you push your head into a hole that's way too small for it

>>61746208
Kiara's tried many times to wrangle Gura. Can't blame her for eventually giving up.

>>61746208
Kiara needs Gura as bait for her channel, not as an active streamer and competitor for sponsorships and live performances

>>61746271
I need to goom

>>61745998
take the devops pill
six figures for literally just writing python, ansible, making docker containers for people etc.

>>61746160
Mumei managed to collab with Gura on Gura's channel recently, that's pretty impressive. It's close, though.

So nothing new uh

>>61746457
>Recently

https://youtu.be/WaTgvxIIaWU
This seems like a fun stream. We should watch it together

>>61746837
No thanks, I don't watch vtubers besides Gura.

>>61746837
Thats way too early for me.

>>61746878
We are all chumrystocrats here

>>61746837
too early, i cant do that, not even for my preferred non-gura irys

Gura...

I started taking acoustic guitar lessons any tips for a beginner?
>assumes someone knows how to play guitar

>>61746376
Go to the /#/ thread. They’re going fucking nuts right now with lewd posting.

>>61745998
>filtered by pointers
what the fuck, unless you do low level access they're literally variables 2, you must be the dumbest motherfucker on the planet

>>61747065
Theres a chumbie here for anything. Doctors, air traffic controllers, swim instructors. That being said I'm just your average retard.

>>61747053
I want to ruin pouty Gura and make her even more depressed T u T

>>61747232
Someone told me instead using a guitar pick I should use my dick, but now my dick hurts

>>61745998
Idk how you can stomach IT. I did everything in my power to swap over to data engineering.

>>61747219
>you must be the dumbest motherfucker on the planet
Yes.

>>61747319
That's only for the bass, but it is a necessary sacrifice.

>>61747065
Best thing you can do is just play stuff. Doesn't matter what.

>>61747065
make sure when you press the strings down, that you are pressing close to the fret.

>>61747232
Swim instructor bud needs to go to prison before he hurts someone.

Gura humming Part of Your World.

i missed gura

after caffeinating I can conclude that it wasn't merely poor sleep or waking up cranky, my bitterness and depression cocktail has simply reached a new potency
now to see if it gets better or worse tonight

>>61748979
Use grenade next time

>>61749116
Better try exercising and eating a good meal next.

Are we rooting for VC tonight to get crumbs of Gura or will that just prove Bae is more important to Gura than chumbuds?

She's not gonna ztream today. She clearly spent Halloween with her family so she won't go back home for a few days

>>61749396
>or will that just prove Bae is more important to Gura than chumbuds?
you say that like it's a bad thing. we already know gura doesn't give a shit about chumbuds, how is her liking bae more anything but a positive in that context?

>>61749396
the least you can expect from Gura now is liking other Holos if she can't force herself to like her fans
the moment she isolates from both is when true dooming will start

>>61749494
You should at least change your filenames if you are going to falseflag as a chumbie.

>>61749494
They should have made her flat

>>61749553
I think the truth you don't like is that most of the people you think are "falseflagging" as chumbuds are just disillusioned

>>61749543
that you're tacitly admitting she's left us behind completely and trying to say it's not worth true dooming boggles the mind

>>61749640
you can still enjoy Gura as a part of Holo, even if she isn't gachikoi-friendly anymore

>everyone knows gura despises her fans, stop whining about it.
We've really reached this point huh

>>61749795
imagine simping over an entire company

>>61749808
because whining helped so much in the past right?

>>61749808
we've also apparently reached the point where wanting to not be ignored for months and then continue to be ignored during her rare reappearances means you're a gachi
and yes, I am one, but give me a fucking break

>"chumbies" getting fiesty at youtube comments, prechat and other members stream.
>"WHY DOES GURA HATE US?"
Why would a crybaby like Gura even stream when you know theres an angry mob waiting for you.

>>61749914
The mob is entirely of her own making.

>>61749914
Why is there no mob under her 2021 videos....?

>>61749914
Because the mob would go away if she actually fucking streamed, or did anything at all to interact with her fans for that matter.

>>61749914
>Act like a complete cut to your fanbase
>Your fanbase turns on you
Gee if it isn't the consequences of her own actions.

>>61749821
it's not "simping"
Gura still produces enjoyable streams and content when she's around, and being part of Holo prevents it from being the usual Twitch-friendly, lowest denominator slop
she might no longer be a good target of support/adoration, but she's still a good entertainer/content creator and can be enjoyed like that - but the moment she separates from Holo and goes the Kson-like route, she'll lose a lot of those attributes as well

>weak buds can't enjoy guras true gfe experience

The mystery either getting a love bomb or dumped in periods of scilence or breaks, with slim hope of getting back together is what real relationships are like. Sasuga same same desu

>>61750020
Kill yourself retard

>>61750079
The true abusive girlfriend experience. Truly groundbreaking in the vtubing sphere

my wife

>>61750184
Step on me gura ToT

>>61750079
A fictional experience is better than the real experience. Gura is the idealized child. If I wanted to watch an actual child be annoying with temper tantrums I would watch Kobo.

>>61750079
Stop putting line breaks between your greentext and your body of text.

I don't see Gura as a girlfriend. I see her as a piece of meat for me to pump and dump.

>>61750390
Only way to go

>>61750390

Sorry for doomposting earlier. I though it was funny when she tried to confess about the mint leaf the other night after Ame said she bet Gura has never committed a crime. Ame's like NO DONT and it was just a garnish. Call the police Gura nabbed a single leaf. Some idiot that didn't notice the unsealed box bought some stale mint leaves. The horror. Call the police.

I want Gura to be terminated with no graduation stream, followed by every member of hololive publicly denouncing her as a shame to the industry and every other corpo blacklisting her, except Nijisanji where she will be made to reincarnate as a dung beetle

>>61750560
This brat needs correction!

>>61750593
>every corpo blacklisting her
With her resume? lol
lmao

>>61750593
>Nijisanji
She'll join VShojo like the others

>>61750657
It'll be hard to explain a two year gap in her work history lmao

>>61750698
Not really, retard.

>>61750698
"What gap? I was still earning a salary and had active memberships the whole time."

>>61750698

>>61750759
>>61750752
Struck a nerve chumkeks? Lmao take the banter

>>61750792
What, you can't imagine a smug Gawr in a corporate board room?

>>61750792
I don't think you know what banter means, anon.

>>61750853
His post really says a lot about the people that shit up this place regularly.

>>61736001
Cry