/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>61736245
nice translation eopchama

>>61736245
>not pregnant, already had the baby
>no partner, his ass left.
>Only 21, probably accurate. Can't say for sure.

Sounds like she is technically not lying.

Yeah, me

>>61736245
>i am not pregnant
>i don't have a partner
that'll change once she meets me

>>61736443
Akshuary

>>61736245
She gave birth to my child
I am the child

>>61736443
21 fits considering when her studies in straya ended. And if she had met someone there, she would've probably stayed instead of going back to Japan where she pretty much has no social contacts besides coworkers.

>>61736443
retard anon, her actual age is well known, she never hid it and even yagoo mentioned her in an interview.

>>61736245
There is no reason a vtuber would go radio silent for a pregnancy but she would know all of the rumors. I am not pregnant doesn't explain why she disappeared for 8 months but the Hololive NDA likely stops her from saying what really happened. If Haachama was fighting with management over her contract that would explain why the "flu" changed into a 5 month stay at the hospital because negotiations completely stalled.

>>61738637
Mental illness has bad stigma in Japan, she's not going to come out and say that she was unironically institutionalized

>>61739343
Holos aren't allowed to even talk about that

Imagine being a schizo and spreading your retarded rrats for months only to get shit on directly
I'd hang myself the moment I see that

>>61738637
Even 5ch is laughing at you retards. FUCKING 5CH

>>61737190
I wrote this

>>61740114
>Nene does whole zatsu about getting mental medication
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and we could all grow up and stop playing the stupid secret identity game, roommate fuckups stain the stage name, that much is scientifically proven already

>>61740649
Different managers have different rules

>>61740818
last time I checked they all work for the same company with same guidelines

but what ever floats your deflection boat...

>>61741308
Last time I checked a Holomen said they aren't allowed to do something and then someone else did it after that too many times to count and you would know this if you watched streams.

>>61736245
I am the baby and the partner and also her dad

>>61737190
i am the one who had this thought

>>61739343
>Mental illness has bad stigma in Japan
A few months ago we had Vesper and Magni get into a big enough fight with management that both of them were fired. Cover was so furious they delayed the Tempus anniversary so they could erase them from the group merch/songs. When that can happen even in Holostars, which is Yagoo's favorite branch, it's not that hard to imagine how stalled contract negotiations might escalate in Hololive.

>>61742691
They aren’t Japanese

>>61737190
This is me typing from the womb

>>61736245
>Chammers made the point to warn Haatons that she isn't pregnant so if they kill themselves they wont have a chance of being reincarnated as her child
I had forgotten just how committed Haatons are.

This board is so fucking retarded that an OP like this should be an instant ban.

>>61736245
Haachama... Your cake is coming up, please please... Don't end up like Marine...

>>61738637
I thought at the time and continue to think her parents made her stop streaming activities to pass her classes and finish college. She was struggling with her grades prior to stopping.

Could have also doubled as a mental health break, too. I am skeptical she was actually institutionalized though.

>>61741308
There's base level guidelines everyone has to follow under Hololive and Cover, but each talent has their own reputation and brand.
Fauna's manager told her she couldn't get a bald accessory for the latter reason.

>>61747798
probably the same reason they didnt let suzie have black hair, definitely a brand reason

>>61736443
>Only 21
born on Feb 29

>>61746337
No, the Tempus guys aren't Japanese but how many Holostars actually got a graduation stream when they left? The fighting with management is more common with the foreign branches but it does occasionally happen in the JP branch. Hololive talents make enough money that most of them will put up with absurd corpo decisions though Aventure Holic got several of them angry.

I was conceived inside of Haachama's womb.
I passed through her vagina, her juices fully permeated my entire body.
Her DNA is woven into mine.
I will feast on mommy Haachama's breastmilk.
I will impregnate Haachama.

>>61749341
>I will impregnate Haachama.
If any Holo fanbase goes the Chris-chan route, it would definitely be Haatons.

>>61749131
What was wrong with adventure holic???

>>61740245
QED. Spoonfeed me Japanigga

>>61751665
5ch is japanese reddit
The laughing stock of their sphere of the internet. The breeding grounds for retards