/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

She isn't on my dick right now.

She's constantly on my dick

She's sometimes on my dick

>>6161992

Suisei's whole premise revolves around being an Idol Vtuber showing all the agencies that rejected her that they have made a mistake. There is no way she has a shot of achieving that aim without trying hard, so to call her out for trying hard is to deny the very premise that has shaped Suisei right from the very first second of her existence. .

She's too good.

>>6162692
Based

>>6161992
I wonder what created the massive influx of suisei fans recently

She is a retard

She is perfect

>>6163199
so perfect she will die drowning on my dick.

>>6163054
Hornymachi posters pushed out of the Discords due to moderation policies.

>>6161992
She simply can't help herself

>>6163567
i can believe this, those guys ask for weird shit always

>>6161992
literally nothing at all

>>6161992
Nothing.

>>6166252
there is. She's on hiatus right now...

>>6166252
Isn't being graduated something to hate?

nothing

>>6166304
>>6166353
You may. I don't.

>>6161992
I hate that shes gone...

She cares about people that don't care about her.

>>6167403
It really is a shame she's gone. Used to know that feeling...

>>6161992
she's too perfect and doesn't even need me, i feel like I'm a pet

>>6161992
she's too popular

Pomu, Elira, and Finance scream too much.

Also fuck the new captcha.

>>6161992
If you hate that about her, you are an idiot. You wouldn't even know about her if she didn't tryhard, faggot

>>6163199
kfp unironically believe this.

>>6169570
poor bastards are sick in the head.

I hate that she stopped streaming and moved to Mars...

She eats too much

>>6163199
AHAHAHAHAHA.

>>6163054
>fans

More like shitposters have cycled to another target recently as they do periodically after getting bored with the previous one.

She isn't here.

Her spending habits and her self confidence issues.
If someone says she's too loud she mulls over this for a long time, and lets it get to her. This leads to the codependence on chat and whatnot, so I don't hate it as much, but still I want her to know that what some asshat says on stream shouldn't affect her.
Also she's a gacha whale, I don't get the hype behind gachas so I get pissed when she blows a few hundred on it in a stream. Maybe it's me being a poorfag college student who touches enough grass to be normal at a glance, but what's the appeal in the rolls? If I want something I want to be able to get it no hassle
Other than that I love my cute clown fox menhera wife

>>6163054
Don't fool yourself. These are no fans, probably falseflaggers trying to get drama going. No hoshiyomi would care if she's a tryhard or not, in fact being tryhard is not a detriment to her fans and it's probably a plus

>>6161992
She's turning into a crazy cat lady and desperately needs to get laid before it's too late.

She graduated on july 30th

>>6168763
>and Finance
Nice autocorrect you got there anon

>>6169771
She eats too little

She has no idea how to play the game in terms of advertising herself sometimes, and her streams are super chill and comfy but it can make audience retention an issue when people come in expecting her to act like her genmate. I wish she would do more to help herself stand out and draw a crowd because she deserves the success, but I also don't want her to change anything. It's a moral dilemma.

>>6170052
The appeal of gacha is the appeal of any gambling. If you buy a product, you exchange the money and that's that, the transaction is over. When you gacha for something, it's exciting because there's no guarantee of what you'll get.

>>6163199
Anon…

She has this uncanny ability to make hours disappear. I'll swear I'll tune into a stream for just a few minutes and suddenly an entire day is gone. Also my dick doesn't work for anyone that isn't flat now

She has too many fans

>>6171243
Good taste

>>6161992
Stupid bitch cleans the house right before I get home because she know's it's going to fuck up my asthma. I've told her 50 times to not do that shit, and that I'll clean it with a mak on before we go out and let the fumes dissipate. Also she uses the cleaning products that affect me the most. Stupid bitch is trying to kill me

>>6171007
It's just the "product" you're gambling for in most of the gachas aren't worth it to me imo. I get the process but "muh pixels" or "muh cards" and whatnot.
>FUCK THE NEW CAPTCHA THIS SHIT AIDS

>>6161992
She doesn't speak english.

>>6161992
That I don't have any pictures of her.

>>6161992
He's menhera. A lot

Kiara's voice can be very grating at times. I wish she could sing less hyperactive poppy music for both her covers/originals and during her karaokes, but knowing her taste I will only get what I want on rare occasion. Her mic settings could be adjusted slightly and I'm not sure if her normal voice would lose its magic if she started using it all the time.
Being a GFE/saviourfag, I'm never a huge fan of when she leans really hard into the 'AM LESBIAN' shit, but when it comes off playful it's fun. TakaMori is shit and the 'story' is all but dead with nowhere left to go to make it actually fun/interesting. She doesn't do much GFE shit, but it makes me really appreciate it when she does, and while not directly GFE, she does feed into the parasocial shit both purposefully and accidentally which couples well with saviourfagging.
I am very excited to listen to her 'On a date' voicepack from her birthday though and am really hoping the softness in her voice and the chicken hype squawks come out at the right times in the scenario.

>>6172333

Okayu
She isn’t ambitious

>>6161992
>She is a tryhard
But that’s one of the best parts about her

She doesn’t sleep. Also she’s allergic to bread but STILL EATS IT

>>6161992
She is dead

two of them are airheads, almost retarded, and the other is a gambling addict

>>6169771
It goes straight to her tits anyway so what's it matter?

She doesn't sing as often as she should.

>>6169771
It makes me laugh how over the top her eating sounds are. Also makes me laugh that people really get into them.

>>6170780
Who?

Just change your channel name from Japanese to English! It's more recognizable! You have an English name for god's sakes!

Miko is flawless.

>>6161992
sometimes Gura ends her sentences with a sigh and "yeah..." that sounds eerily similar to chris chan and its ruining my life

>>6174154
But during the stone age...

She is a coward and always plays it safe

>>6174098
Besides being a leech, a hypocrite and having a speech impediment?
I guess so.

>>6170652
Hot damn I want to make her a mommy. And if I play my cards right, get a threesome with Fubuki since she has two cats now as well. Must prevent these beautiful women from becoming cat ladies. That's Okayu's job. Wouldn't mind fucking her either while playing some old school jrpg together.

>>6174505
>>6174384
>>6174154
Gwar should sing this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuaW5IzbnUc

>>6161992
There is nothing that I hate about my oshi. Sometimes things she does might frustrate me, but it is also part of her charm.

>>6161992
She gets away with it

>>6174758
how does she do it?

She's turning into a cat lady and I don't like cats.

>>6161992
I want to be like her

She left me.

>>6161992
Imagine how frustrating it must have been to her to be rejected as an idol everywhere you go because you're too much of a "jack of all trades". The fact she had her own model made for her in order to stream as a vtuber, and prove to cover she could do it is mindboggling (yes, even cover rejected her as being too much of an all rounder)

she's someone who chases after her goal, and that voice is pure sex. how could people have heard her talk and not wanted her in their stable of idols? that voice can get me hard in a few words and i'm not even subbed to her channel

>>6177176
>i'm not even subbed to her channel
You know what to do. Do it

I hate that he's so cute, my face hurts from smiling too much and I may develop wrinkles

>>6174003
But it is perfect, filter low level eop abd esl

>>6173068
>allergic to bread
what?

Absolutely nothing, she's perfect.

>>6178162
False, she's becoming a crazy cat lady. She needs some vitamin D in her life. So I hope one day, she'll find a sukonbu to kidnap as her husband.

Flaky, stubborn, seethes when playing games due to her stubbornness.

>>6178343
Yes, that's me.
It's okay, don't worry about the cat thing - we got the second cat because Leo was getting lonely.

>>6178596
>Posting on an image board when you could be in bed with her right now
Shit, man, what are you doing? Why would she choose such a low IQ Sukonbu? She could do better.

>>6178162
She's not very good at English

>>6178702
She's sleeping right now Anon, being a pillar is tiring so I'm letting her rest. It's hot as fuck right now so snuggling together is a tad bit uncomfortable.
It's okay though, I'm getting the AC repaired as soon as I can.

Also ain't it a requierment to have low IQ to post here? Am I in the wrong place?

>>6178769
True, but that's hardly a flaw, I was bad at it as well. It makes for nice study sessions, too. I make sure to reward her for every assignment done right.

>>6177176
>how could people have heard her talk and not wanted her in their stable of idols?
My personal rrat is she refused to be casting couched.

>>6163054
eop clipfag here. i really like her and miko together in minecraft. i watch her stream sometimes but no idea what she's saying obviously. she has an easy to listen to voice as well

>>6171875
Shaddup bitch she speaks English, just not well

>>6174853
You will learn to like cats anon.

>>6178787
>ain't it a requierment to have low IQ to post here
Of course! She could do better than any of us! Also, why not just sleep in a room with AC then?

>>6163054
Her new voice is perfection

>>6161992
Bread

>>6177925
She developed a gluten allergy

She's not popular enough

>>6179073
She could do better, but she chose me and we're both very happy with it!

>Also, why not just sleep in a room with AC then?
She already fell asleep here and I fear that if I were to carry her to the other one she'd wake up. I don't want to disturb her peace, Anon.

>>6174003
It bothers me that every once in a while her low subscriber count relatively talking against other members makes her get sad or helpless and it gets her right up to her mood, she will then try to attract either EOPs or JOPs and once her numbers rise a little bit she cools down, only for the cycle to repeat, is our Oshi on the spectrum and we have not realized it?

My oshi fubuki is a courtesan currently a virtual oiran due to covid.

>>6161992
Nothing
she's perfect

>>6166442
I love Watame but the thing is I almost never like girls/anime characters that are the gentle soft spoken archetype. But for some reason Watame is the sole exception, even though I don't really view her sexually or romantically. She's just such a wonderful and sweet person.

So if I had to say one thing I dislike about her, it's that if I tell anyone she's my oshi, they're going to assume I have tastes and preferences that I really don't. None of that is Watame's fault though, she did nothing wrong.

>>6179069
Don't think so. Cats are infuriating.
I'll just have to trust in my self-control to not strangle Taiga and the new cat she got.

she is not streaming currently

She went on indefinite hiatus and privated all her streams.

She speaks a language I don't understand

>>6179922
>A lying hypocrite.
I feel sorry for you anon.

>>6180357
her name?

>>6180508
look at this dude

Her gaming streams fucking suck and her streaming rig is fucking garbage holy shit.
Get back in the studio and go back to doing kami videos.

he only streams once a week...

>>6180576
https://youtube.com/channel/UCb-crO2ATrJsm253151B4Vg

She's gone...

>>6180583
Why would a lying whore pay attention to me?

>>6180710
ogey

She talks way too fast and I can't find pictures of her roommate

>>6180681
will this void in my heart ever be filled again?

>>6181060
If you wait 6 months and she feels better...maybe

>>6167403
>Retired because of death threats and stalkers

Fuck that's terrible

>>6180843
Again, why the ogey?

>>6181729
It's worse honestly she took care of the initial stalker but then more schizos started to pop up and she realized she was going to have to go through that bullshit again. So she graduated.

>>6181884

>>6161992
That's her best trait

>>6161992
he is male

Mostly plays games i don't care about.

>>6180866
Her roommate is the voice actor of pikachu and chopper

>>6180309
She is streaming as michiru at phase connect.

She's an unabashed JOP.

>>6161992
https://streamable.com/xqfjpi

>>6182512
OGEY

She won't take care of herself...

She is too autistic to interact with other. That's also her cutest side

>>6178853
plausible.

>>6163146
Mel is a genius!

She eats things that she can't and is a bit of a sperg in collabs

>>6179157
allergy but she can still eat it? does the allergy symptoms increase when she eat more? it might be more of an intolerance if that's the case

>>6161992
Thats what I like the most about her, she is literally me

>>6178853
>that doujin where she sucks dicks to become an idol
My dick

>>6179966
yeah same, her backstory is sweet too, she's said a few times she's trying to help her mother and grandmother financially to thank them for being there for her

there's videos she made with her room before hololive and you can see her pc setup was literally a monitor on the floor in the corner of the room

>>6185951
>Suisei Personal Message
I read it as Suisei Prostate Massage

>>6179157
Yes, she developed a gluten allergy. Her and about half the women in the west after they first heard of gluten allergies.

>>6198429
Makes me want to die with how much twittershitter trend-hop. I mean I guess it's no different than the crazy diet of the week shit that was going on 10 years ago, the get slim quick meds/bad exercise machines of 20-30 years ago, and so on. Women are just more socially influenced than some socially inept guys who give no fucks.

>>6171961
astella?

>>6161992
>tryhard
Cringe teen insult. There's nothing wrong with ganbatteruing.

What teens mean when they say this is "they're trying so hard but still failing" and if you actually think your oshi is a failure, unsubscribe. Shitty zoom zoom

>>6199924
>What teens mean when they say this is "they're trying so hard but still failing"
I thought it meant "they're trying so hard and succeeding, but I'm not trying at all and I'm a jealous little bitch"

>>6197803
God, if only

she has no life outside of streaming peko~

I don't know what divine miracle it'll take to get her singing to "average", but I've grown to enjoy her utawakas regardless.

That and we were robbed of her getting a swimsuit model because of Susan being jealous of the goods.

>>6204395

She whales on gacha.

>>6174513
>coping nousagay still mad that Migo ditched the reddit bunny

>>6161992
Absolutely nothing.

For literally all of them:
I suck at sitting through streams. My attention span is maybe 2 1/2 minutes for anything I'm involved in.

>>6187150
why did someone try to design a yugioh card with a MTG card frame?

He's a shonentard.
Also he needs to do karaokes and zatsudans more often.