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“I am a dreamer. I know so little of real life that I just can't help re-living such moments as these in my dreams, for such moments are something I have very rarely experienced. I am going to dream about you the whole night, the whole week, the whole year. I feel I know you so well that I couldn't have known you better if we'd been friends for twenty years. You won't fail me, will you? Only two minutes, and you've made me happy forever. Yes, happy. Who knows, perhaps you've reconciled me with myself, resolved all my doubts."

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>>61647176
Do your reps, report and ignore bait

Last Stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVHXH9QpcKY
Latest Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JylrsQEPgo

Time To Fertilize【Shiori Novella Original】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xS04zxRMS0&t=8652s
Halloween Night, Tonight!【hololive English -Advent- Cover】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqXrBy_FIU0
Rebellion【hololive English -Advent- Debut Song】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYNYhSsR8EE

Schedule: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkqwIcO3YN8
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@ShioriNovella
Twitter: https://twitter.com/shiorinovella

Advent Horror Voice Drama: https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_advent_horrorvoicedrama
Advent Halloween T-Shirt/Hoodie: https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1716295882146988485

Merch:
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_advent_debut
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/starting-voice-shiori-novella

Shiori Likes: https://rentry.org/8aukv
Shiori AI Covers: https://rentry.org/yoo4r
Shiori Guest Appearances: https://rentry.org/46zgf
Shiorium Archive: https://rentry.org/t9zuc
Shiori Improvisations: https://rentry.org/b72cv

>> No.61647218
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>> No.61647266

Man I love Shiori.

>> No.61647296
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61647296

Shiori Witchvella my love.

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SHIORI CUTE

>> No.61647329
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61647329

Newsvella, my beloved Newsvella!

>> No.61647346
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61647346

>これは片想いけど、俺はシオリのことがまだ世界の誰よりも愛している!
>いつもシオリのことが考えている!
>シオリのために俺を全部犠牲にする!
>俺のゴスなシオリ姫の可愛い声がいつも好きだ!
>永遠にシオリのそばにいてる!
>俺の空想にシオリと子供を作るために、シオリといつも手を握って、ラブラブエッチする!

Shiori, ljubim te!

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61647347

nobody hurt me, or else...

>> No.61647357

>>61647329
Newsvella didn't give me a kiss today.

>> No.61647359

>>61647329
Why does Yorick look happy?

>> No.61647361

>>61647329
Do you think Witchvella would mind if I slide into Newsvella's DMs?

>> No.61647384

and again...

>> No.61647416
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61647416

um...

>> No.61647430

>>61647361
Do you think Newsvella able to get WiFi signal from the Cauldron she's living in now?

>> No.61647493

I am going to Shiori

>> No.61647520
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61647520

The typical Shiori experience

>> No.61647523

>>61647359
That's not Yorick, that's Newsrick, Unlike Yorick, he doesn't have a witch as his master.

>> No.61647583

Will Shiori wear a Santa outfit for all of December?

>> No.61647675
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PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP

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61647678

h-haha any square femnovelites here? i am an optimistic, self-confident, and charming loser!

please shisus let shiori be a square

>> No.61647684

>>61647583
Grinch outfit.

>> No.61647694

>>61647583
Ahhh Shiori Santavella....

>> No.61647741

>>61647694
Miniskirt-santa Shiori would be lovely

>> No.61647783

>>61647583
I think she's going to wear a nun outfit on Christmas.

>> No.61647872

Shiori Niggavella

>> No.61647939

>She liked this
https://twitter.com/Gardavwar/status/1718929255395144087

>> No.61647941

The new seanigger narratives are that there's a balancing act of neediness to affection, and the return of the classic >FRIEND COLLABS SOON
Don't forget this, report anyone who mentions it

>> No.61648041
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>>61647939
Based

>> No.61648101
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61648101

https://youtu.be/KvEebmzBy_8?si=8BuReYY9Sw5OZOes oh shiori left a comment on a fan animation

>> No.61648121

Keeping a safe distance from Shiori before she hurts me again.

>> No.61648197
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>>61648101
>T'was

>> No.61648208

>>61648197
Methinks she is being cringe

>> No.61648223

>>61648101
Fuckin dork

>> No.61648246

>When she gets caught up in the moment and her accent slips out a little

>> No.61648271
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>>61648101
Cute dorky comment

>> No.61648331

>>61648208
She doesn't have to try. It comes naturally.

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>> No.61648586

>>61648208
She masterfully straddles the border betwixt cringe and adorable.

>> No.61648609

>>61648208
she was molded by cringe

>> No.61648628

She is cringecool.

>> No.61648649

>>61648628
cutesex and cringecool

>> No.61648654

How does a cringesex supposed to look like?

>> No.61648669

>>61648654
using gee golly and wowsers during sex

>> No.61648748

>>61648654
When she says something that makes you lose your erection for a split second.

>> No.61648835

>>61647583
I need Shiori singing Silent Night.

>> No.61648905

>>61648835
That's for Christmas special

>> No.61648909

>>61647357
What if it was one kiss from Witchvella and one kiss from Newsvella?

>> No.61648914

>>61647678
Sorry, I can only be with an arrow..

>> No.61649032

>>61648654
This thread is a good example >>57683827

>> No.61649101

Haachama was the first vtuber I considered my oshi. If Shiori does a post-collab zatsu or the stream goes on for any longer than 3 hours I'll probably have to stop then so I can sleep

>> No.61649120

>>61649101
Follow your heart. The VOD will remain, but Chammers only gets one comeback.

>> No.61649290

>>61649101
Love the Chammers but i'm gonna VOD... it's too fucking early, i need my beauty sleep

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I don't remember this.
https://files.catbox.moe/q245it.webm
https://streamable.com/zwf1fd

>> No.61649370

>>61649337
It's for the britbongs...

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>>61648654
This?

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>>61649370
Her immediate backpedals are great. What a dork.
https://files.catbox.moe/j6cm2s.webm
https://streamable.com/bi1bia

>> No.61649890

Slow thread
Comfy thread

>> No.61649941

Don't let the kisses distract you from the fact that there are two months left for Shiori to see a doctor.

>> No.61650033

>>61649941
Shigger, I...

>> No.61650090

a schizo thought entered my mind... i think im going to hate HER if Shiori decides to go after 1 year....

>> No.61650241
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61650241

Goodnight Novelites

>> No.61650277

>>61650241
Goodnight, sleep well.

>> No.61650658
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61650658

when you die, God will place you in front of me and order you to apologize to me for hurting me, or face eternal damnation

>> No.61650711

>>61650658
have you ever considered that maybe God is the one hurting you?

>> No.61650733

>>61650658
ok

>> No.61650757

>>61650711
yeah, by creating you.

>> No.61650785

Now kith

>> No.61650854

Now remove all your clothes

>> No.61650875

Why are you guys hate Nerissa?

>> No.61650898

>>61650875
>why are you guys hate
sirs i dont want to redeem

>> No.61650905

>>61650875
Today I love Nerissa.

>> No.61650910

>>61650875
I don't have any strong opinions about Nerissa.

>> No.61651041

>>61650875
I love ass

>> No.61651180

>>61650875
I don't hate Nerissa, I hate that she yuribaits with Shiori even though Shiori is terminally straight, it just comes off with cringe. I like their collabs otherwise.

>> No.61651255

I think that I would like to have sex with Shiori.

>> No.61651281

>>61651255
This but Newsvella

>> No.61651339

>>61651281
Shiori Newsvella ah- here, reporting to y-ah you from anon's p-PENIS GOOD GOLLY BISH YOU PUT IT ALL IN AT ONCE. Today we-ah ah we're FUCKing ah, right there, yeah, WOWIE back to yo-ah you Witchvella

>> No.61651370

>>61651339
Why do I have a boner reading this?

>> No.61651851

>>61651339
Twenty-five minutes have gone by. Let's hear it from our reporter again. How's the sex, Newsvella? Are you close to the climax?

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>>61651339
>>61651370
>>61651851
Hey since when this is a sex thread?!

>> No.61651968

>>61651851
Yes Witchvella, as you can see, anon shot his goo inside me, I'm now thoroughly filled with his good gravy. I'm now waiting for the end of the refractory period and we will resume the willy wonka. Tonight I get lego my eggo but with a pr. Back to you Witchvella

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61652172

you really paid $50 to say this, huh?

>> No.61652225

>>61652172
Wtf no way, the mothman isn't true?

>> No.61652358

>>61652172
Imagine people paid for my entertainment

>> No.61652405

reposting from >>61611191

*hard knocking on the door; Jerry opens the door and sees George standing there depressed*
> She hates me
*Jerry stands by the side as George enters his apartment, quickly closing the door behind him*
> What's the matter, George?
> Didn't you watch the stream?
> Nah, I just woke up.
> It was horrible, Jerry. I want to end it all. My mouse hovered over the membership cancellation button.
> Well, what happened?
>I patiently sat in the pre-chat for 5 hours before the stream, observing the competition and waiting for Shiori to drop by. As soon as I saw the yellowed-out name in the comments, I typed "hi pre-chat", you know, not to sound desperate
>yeah, not to sound desperate
>It didn't matter at all, Jerry. She didn't notice me.
*George grabs the cushion and slams it into his face, screaming in agony*
> And that's not the worst part, Jerry.
> What happened after that, George?
*Jerry is suddenly shocked as he realises what George has done.*
>GEORGE! Did you drop an aka?
>worse. She laughed at Tim's yellow supa, so I chose the 50 gifted. I just wanted to be acknowledged.
> And what did she say?
>"Thanks for the gifts, Big G, be sure to spoil yourself*
*suddenly, Kramer bursts through the door, hinges broken thanks to the sheer tenacity of the entrance.*
>(singing and dancing) Have a good night, have a good night~
*Kramer opens the fridge, drinks the whole gallon of milk, and slams it on the table*
>WOW!! THAT WAS THE BEST STREAM I'VE EVER SEEN, JERRY!
> Get this, Jerry. Some schmuck gifted 50 mems, and now all 10 of my burner accounts are wyrms, Jerry! What a loser!
*George quietly lays on the bed, wallowing in tears*
*doorbell rings*
> Who is it?
>Elaine
>yup
*Elaine enters the apartment, puzzled at George's pitiful existence*
> What's the matter with him? Did he watch Nerissa's stream?

>> No.61652512
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61652512

SHIORI A CUTE

>> No.61652648

what would sex with Shiori ACTUALLY be like?

>> No.61652734

>>61652648
It would be extremely painful

>> No.61652757

>>61652734
Are you suggesting cock and ball torture with her spiked boots

>> No.61652771

>>61652405
why would you repost my shigpost? Are you mocking me? Please don't

>> No.61652804

>>61652771
I liked it

>> No.61652837

>>61652757
>Alright Novelknight, it's Tuesday and that means it's Cute Book Time. Lay down, remove all your clothes and I'll stomp on your nuttos

>> No.61652881
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>>61652648
>lots of kissing
>holding hands though it all
>she's too shy to look you in the eyes
>despite this she leg locks you in missionary so you can't get away
>she wants the lights off so you can't see the faces she's making
>it only heightens your arousal when you hear her moaning, panting, and quietly calling out for your name in the dark
>when she's really into it she bites you on the neck and leaves plenty of hickeys to mark you as hers
>she's got her nails dug into your back when you hilt yourself in a particular spot that drives her crazy
>she demands you fill her up
>in the aftermath when you're both laying down next to each other, she's got her head laying on your arm while she covers herself up with the blanket
>you tease her about how she turned into a bit of a succubus towards the end but she pinches you on the cheek and turns away in embarrassment

>> No.61652888
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61652888

Pagely reminder that Shiori~n is the cutest, especially when she comes up with novel (and dorky) ideas for streams segments.

>> No.61652945

>>61652881
I genuinely believe she'd slap as hard as she could and then kiss you as passionately as possible in the next second.

>> No.61652986
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>>61652945
she'd probably apologize too and worry about if she hurt you or not, the dork

>> No.61653305

I want to know which car sale place has the best popcorn.

>> No.61653358

>>61653305
Nissan

>> No.61653435

Shiori Newsvella is a lying cunt who sensationalizes the news just to get more views. Don't believe her lies.

>> No.61653508

Have you watched the twilight movies?

>> No.61653528

Shiori Newsvella wrote the article on the sinking of the USS Maine

>> No.61653543

>>61653435
Just a sad troll from the Iroihs International Informer. Ignore this woman. Novella News Network is the premiere source of news for Novelites.

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61653561

Would you?

>> No.61653577

>>61653561
Would

>> No.61653597

>>61653508
I've read the books, even the Edward perspective one. No way in hell I'm watching the movies. unless Shiori insists.

>> No.61653675

>>61653508
My mom was super into Twilight when it first came out so I watched at least the first two with her.

>> No.61653722

>>61653508
I watched the Brutalmoose review. That counts, right?

>> No.61653727

I miss Shiori Maskvella and Shiori Nightvella

>> No.61653774

>>61653543
Don't look into her early life section on wiki. She is a pawn of big ink.

>> No.61654002

>>61652172
Not even Jake is this cringe

>> No.61654535

I HATE SHIORI NOVELLA FOR MAKING ME FEEL LOVE AGAIN.
I LOATHE HER FOR MAKING ME FALL IN LOVE WITH HER.
DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?

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dang... cryptids are pretty cool... at least up to the jersey devil since i fell asleep a bit after that
newsvella, though? kind of a bish... yeah?

>> No.61655472

>>61653508
Yeah, the soundtracks are quite good if it's your thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvnkAtWcKYg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xsp3_a-PMTw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZIummTz9mM

>> No.61655566

>>61655393
leave newsvella alone, she's trying her best

>> No.61655594

Shiori's silly voice!

>> No.61655630

>>61652405
Still extremely based

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>>61650658
And I'll spit in your face and go straight to hell faggot

>> No.61655849

>>61655594
You like tnat? You You...You dirty silly voice liker you!

>> No.61656011

>>61655849
I get aroused when shiori shames me for liking things

>> No.61656031
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61656031

are novelights mean today

>> No.61657324

Happy Halloween Shiori!

>> No.61657353

I love my spooky gf Shiori

>> No.61657555 [SPOILER] 
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61657555

Happy Halloween to all
Here's your trick or treat

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Happy Halloween everyone, also short twintail Shiori is cute.

>> No.61657640

>>61657555
>Iphone filename
Like yesterday, you're a shit poster.
Kill yourself.

>> No.61657728
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61657728

No matter how many times I take the test, this is the bullshit that always pops up.

>> No.61658287
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61658287

Hmmm... What will it be today?

>> No.61658417

>>61658287
A blowjob

>> No.61658545

I'm glad October is over.

>> No.61658570

>>61658545
Same, she can stop playing horror kusoge

>> No.61658653

>>61658545
Please don't remind me that a month has passed again and I'm still the same and probably worse worthless piece of shit a month ago... and the month before that... and before that... and...

>> No.61659721
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61659721

Good morning. I love Shiori Novella

>> No.61659970

>>61658545
It's Red Dead Redemption and Witcher 3 from now on can't wait.

>> No.61660316

>>61659970
>Red Dead
She's gonna do kino cowboy voices the whole time

>> No.61660432

Newsvella my love

>> No.61660598

>>61660316
Don't forget those toxic self insert.

>> No.61660872

>>61657728
What's wrong with being a heart?

>> No.61660979

>>61660432
Trust no other sources, Novella News Network is always accurate, factual, and completely unbiased!

>> No.61661000

>>61659970
I'm hyped with RDR2 but I think it's a maybe. A lot of people would love to see her play it but I don't think that game is for her at all. She played the multiplayer I guess so should be easy for her to understand the mechanics. I watched Ame and Zeta's but they all eventually stop after like two streams which convinces me to think it's a boygame.

>> No.61661050

>Shiori says that she’ll make sure Geralt ends up being alone
>Will get to that scene after the djinn and feel bad when Yennefer gets hurt

Mark my words she’ll ship Yen and Geralt

>> No.61661061

Wait, is the Novella News Network a set up for a No-Nut November joke?

>> No.61661088

>>61661000
>games women will never understand

>> No.61661134

>>61661000
>they all eventually stop after like two streams
the game is slow as shit to be fair

>> No.61661425

>>61661088
>Game about how you can't fight change, escape the past, or stop progress
Women don't get it because they've never been forced to change or had to face the consequences of their actions

>> No.61662678

Is the writing prompt today or tomorrow? She said she would move them to day offs, but she also said that she already had things set up for two week in advance, which would include today.

>> No.61662691
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61662691

I pass by so many zoomer goth bitches in my small town it's unreal. It's like one in twenty girls that age has a long black dress black hair and a bunch of spiky shit. It's so unfair. Where were these hoes when I was in high school???

>> No.61662769

>>61662691
Rape one

>> No.61662811

>>61662769
get fucked fedboy

>> No.61662852

>>61662811
Rape him.

>> No.61663203

Did she talk about RDR and Witcher? I only caught the first half hour or so of the VOD before I started waging.

>> No.61663212
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>>61662691

One of my daughter’s friend is a girl like Shiori. Not exactly like her, but there are traces of her within the girl. Says the weirdest, most inappropriate shit even in front of me (one time I walked inside the kitchen and she keeps on yammering about how fucking Sanji from One Piece would be gentle in bed, not stopping even when I was there while my daughter looked on uncomfortably). Dressed in all blacks, but I don’t think she’s goth though. Just looks like a really autistic high school girl that latches on to people with same interests. She saw me wearing my Advent shirt and she eventually told me how she likes Nerissa from the five. Same thought I had my friend: where were all these bitches back when I was in highschool? Goths back then were these spooky bunch with thick unsettling make up and face paint.

>> No.61663269

>>61663212
>>61662769

>> No.61663535
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61663535

Look at what you did to my recomms, Shiori.

>> No.61663537
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61663537

When I was 10 I looked at naked boobies on the internet but didn't know how to masturbate so I started punching my hard dick

>> No.61663594

>>61663212
Too long, only read the first sentence. But rape her

>> No.61663732

>>61663537
Based retard

>> No.61663826

>>61662691
Are you sure it's not just because it's Halloween?

>> No.61663851

>>61663594
The friend or the daughter?

>> No.61663874

>>61663826
we don't really celebrate halloween over here

>> No.61664077

>>61663537
did you cum

>> No.61664681

>>61663203
Yeah she wants to play them

>> No.61664887

>>61664681
B-but... She still owes me 72 zatsus...
SHIORI!!!!!!!!!

>> No.61664961

>>61664887
this but unironically

>> No.61665009

>>61664887
Solo gaming streams are Zatsu streams retard.

>> No.61665055
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61665055

Sonichuu~

>> No.61665071

What was her comment on the idea of playing Superliminal again? That she has to talk all the time on that type of game and tire her voice easily in the process? I mean, that's uhh. Shiori is Shiori, I guess. Games that are enjoyed for their aesthetic and atmosphere are probably not for her.

>> No.61665135

>>61665071
>Doesn't want to play the game because she'll have to talk all the time
>Talks all the time anyway in every stream regardless
Shiori...

>> No.61665514

Will she play the Holo Suika game at least

>> No.61665657

>>61665071
>Shiori is Shiori
Perfect description. The shigress is sometimes retarded. I find it endearing, actually.

>> No.61665882

Oh hey, Kiara is playing the ghost incest game.

>> No.61666027

>>61665882
>Inb4 nerissa announces a playthrough

>> No.61666266

Shiori Novella

>> No.61666343

>>61666266
So true.

>> No.61666380

I'll be honest with you.
I type no in chat everytime she asks us if she already told the story before. Shit, shignora, I could listen to the same story 5 times in a row.

>> No.61666764

Bookmark Short Novel

>> No.61666885
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61666885

Oh hey. Oh hi. Would you look at the time?
The last stream left a good feeling.
Let's celebrate this with another Novelite Team Buil-
Nahh... I don't have any Halloween themed games for the occasion.

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>> No.61667201

>>61667138
But the week just started.

>> No.61667238

>>61662691
Too busy going to concerts and being groomed by the band members

>> No.61667485
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61667485

Hey there, conspiracybros. It's actually pretty easy to search for specific phrases said on the stream using the auto-generated transcript.
Not that I'm schizo enough to look for every "I'm sleepy" lines in all of her streams.

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I LOVE SHIORI NOVELLA

>> No.61667831

>>61667485
Doesn't one of the discords have transcripts of all her streams?

>> No.61667863
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>>61667831
What made you assume that I'm a part of any groomscord?

>> No.61667930

is it just me or was erik conspicuously absent from the cryptid stream?

>> No.61667996
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61667996

I'm part of a secret extra-/shig/ society called The Hidden Novelcord.
There's only one member, me, I post family guy clips on there

>> No.61668026

>>61667996
shiori wouldn't have a tongue piercing...

>> No.61668062

>>61667996
...Hideki Naganuma?

>> No.61668094

>>61667485
There wasn't a BGM so it can't be from the stream.

>> No.61668170

>>61668062
I love my funky uncle. I'm glad he came back to Twitter.

>> No.61668452

TIME TO WRITE

>> No.61668533

Interesting one.

>> No.61668567

>mischeavous grin
Shiori AI is breaching containment.

>> No.61668705
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61668705

Yes, I will play with you Shiorin!

>> No.61668799
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61668799

Horny prompt!

>> No.61669329

Cool morning

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>>61669329
I will only greet back at you if you post a cool morning vocaroo.

>> No.61670059

>>61669329
cringe morning

>> No.61670559
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61670559

>>61670059

>> No.61670824

Fucking my Shiori sexdoll

>> No.61670858

>>61670824
Pics?

>> No.61671050

She forgot the automated post about the Halloween party... I can't wait to see that tomorrow.

>> No.61671105

>>61671050
Or it'll show up at the time of the stream! One day that happened. Why is it always collabs, I wonder...

>> No.61671654

Writing is hard.

>> No.61671790

I hope there's a Newsvella prompt in the future

>> No.61671819

>>61667485
This is a good idea, I'll try looking through it.
>>61667831
Is this true? Which server?

>> No.61671980

>>61671790
I too wish to work for NNN

>> No.61672196

>>61671654
Writing is incredibly frustrating for me, because I have these paintings in my head I can't turn into words.
Maybe I should try to learn to draw

>> No.61672228

>>61671790
>>61671980
Disgusting, don't forget the slogan, "Big Ink, no think" Wake up Shiople

>> No.61672324

>>61672196
You will be even more frustrated trying to draw them. Writing is an easier skill to pick up.

>> No.61672369

>>61672196
I feel you there. I start and after a few lines in my ideas have changed, the beginning is incongruous with the end so I need to go back and tweak it, then I have unused ideas I swear are better. I've got five half written stories I abandoned because they've derailed. I'd like to get back to them, because I like the idea but it's hard to finish well.

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>>61672196
It's already over for you if you don't have aphantasia. The imagery in your head only drags you down. You won't be as good as the famous teenslop author John Green.

>> No.61672659

>>61672369
More than stories as in plot and characters, in am more interested in painting with words if that makes sense.
I tried with the Yorick-watching-his-pond post and I am getting where I want to but the road is still long.

>>61672324
Writing might easier to pick up, but there is less "translation". You don't go thought - words - reader - interpretation. What they see is what they see (I know it's not that easy).

>> No.61672718

>>61672620
I am a 1++, is it really over?

>> No.61672752

>>61672620
Why would being able to see and visualize realistic images make writing harder? Wouldn't it be easier to describe detail, like you're literally just describing what you see in your head.

>> No.61672788

>>61672620
I tainted myself with LNslop, now I imagine everything I write as an anime scene and try to describe it accordingly.

>> No.61672874
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61672874

I hate being alive so much holy shit.

>> No.61672887

>>61672874
Hate morning

>> No.61673013

>>61672788
Just read a real novel and retrain your brain. It's important to read a wide variety of genres. If you specifically need help with framing scenes, read "Frankenstein". At one point it's a story within a story within a letter(the monster telling a story to Frankenstein, who's telling a story to the narrator, who's relating it in a letter to his sister), and the way Shelley balances the multiple framing narratives is amazing

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>>61672718
I asked an AI to imitate John Green's writing style. It was shit. Aphantasia doesn't really contribute to anything. You still have hope.

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>>61672788
>now I imagine everything I write as an anime scene
If it makes you feel better, this is probably how Shiori's mind works too.

>> No.61673259

>>61672659
Yeah, and what they see are stick figures because you are not good enough. Not being able to see the whole thing at once is a blessing in a way. As a writer you get to 'yeah, whatever' point once you overcome the initial how-do-I-describe-a-scene-in-my-head-without-sounding-autistic block. And you can go back and edit some individual sentences a hundred times, but you rarely will have the impression that the entire thing is shit and not what you wanted. As an artist you will always think that the drawing in your head is better than the one you put down, and getting the skill to a serviceable level takes so long that you will likely abandon it if you can't even stand the discrepancy between what you want and what you can write.

>> No.61673281

Intercrural sex with Shiori?

>> No.61673289

Shiori's armpits

>> No.61673327

>>61672874
No you don't faggot stfu

>> No.61673402
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61673402

>John Green(e)
Him and his brother are hacks. In more ways than one.

>> No.61673407

>>61673281
Shiori mocking me because I came from just a thigh job!

>> No.61673450

>>61673407
Thigh jobs are hot though

>> No.61673492
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61673492

I prefer Dan Brown. It's the healthy color for poop. Not Green.

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>>61673327
I don't?
You're saying I like being alive?

>> No.61673548
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61673548

For me, it's Dan Green.

>> No.61673559

>Dan Brown
Also a hack. If you have a color as a last name you're doomed to mediocrity

>> No.61673611

>>61673559
I agree, Walter White's meth was fucking garbage

>> No.61673631

>>61673281
Is it
1.A thighjob from behind, grabbing her breasts rubbing her clit with the tip of your dick each time you thrust. Her head tilted back to kiss you
Or
2. A face to face thighjob, grabbing her ass, her arms wrapped tightly around your neck, bodies pressed together and locked in a deep kiss

>> No.61673655
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61673655

For me, it's Walter White.

>> No.61673698

>>61673559
How many holos is that?

>> No.61673701

>>61673631
In either case, I fucking cum buckets before it even goes inside her

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61673718

Bible Black was fine.

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61673725

>>61672874
I wish I had more substantial commentary but I don't, so I'll leave it at "same"

>> No.61673730

>>61673631
From the back is best

>> No.61673743
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61673743

Day 27 is onsen / hotspring day, I may not get all of them out in time before October is over due to work commitments, but that's ok, I'll finish them up and they'll forever be kept in the rentry. https://rentry.org/sggoi
>You're welcomed by a young lady who's face is obscured by a mask
>The hot spring has a rather welcoming vibe
>You enter a room and begin to undress, wearing just a towel. Afterwards, you head towards the hot spring.
>As you sit in the hot spring to relax, you feel the first instance of dread, that something is terribly wrong.
>At the corner of your eye, you swear you could see the hot spring begin to turn black, almost like ink
>However, as you blink, the murky black ink had all but faded, as if it were only a trick of the mind.
>You begin to worry, thinking that the water is contaminated.
>You try to stand, but you can't, as if all the strength in your body had left you.
>Gripped by some unknown feeling, you try to call out for help, but no sound escapes your mouth.
>Is this what fear felt like?
>The friendly young lady that had welcomed you previously, slowly approaches you, her mask still on.
>She removes the mask, and you see it
>A black void in place of a face, there were no defining features that one would call 'a face'.
>However, the black void suddenly gained two golden spheres that resembled eyes, they stared into your very soul.
>Following the eyes, rows of white knives appeared to resemble a mouth, grinning at you.
>The black void was looking to consume you, as the young lady got closer to you, while you were unable to move or make a sound.
>Finally, a scream comes out of your mouth, and you find yourself back to what you perceive as 'reality'
>The girl is no where to be seen, you're able to move your limbs once again, you can make sounds once more with your mouth.
>Feeling a sense of urgency, you stand up and head back inside
>Ignoring the fact that you're still wet, you put on your clothes in a rush.
>That's when the second instance of dread had began.
>As you try to open the door to exit the room, you find that it is jammed tight, it will not budge.
>You try to slam the door with your fist, demanding for help
>That's when the liquid begins to drip onto you
>The same viscous, black, murky ink-like liquid that you had seen in the hot spring.
>It drips onto your shoulder, and begins to burn, as if it were acidic
>The intense feeling of being burnt makes you recoil from the door and you gaze up at the ceiling in horror
>Black ink had coated the ceiling, and a face that looked as if it were carrying intense sadness was drawn within the ink.
>You begin to hear intense groaning coming from the face, as if it were in some kind of pain
>More black ink drips down, you do your best to avoid it, running back out to the hot spring
>However, the water that made up the hot spring had all been replaced
>Jet black ink now flowed through
>Your foot steps in, unaware at first, and instantly you pull back.
>Your foot has all but evaporated in an instant, seared clean off.
>The pain makes you scream out, unable to withold tears as you cried out in agony
>Then you hear it.
>A giant splash behind you.
>Unable to handle much more, you begin to laugh a little, as if the first signs of insanity were taking hold
>You turn and see that the black ink from the ceiling had dropped onto the floor, transforming together into a black slime-like creature.
>You could hear its intense groans of pain, and then, it spoke.
>"Fooood...at last..."
>Food? Was it referring to you? Were you that slime creature's meal?
>The black ink slime suddenly jumped at you, and you scream in terror, shielding your head with your arms.
>And just as it had begun, so too had it suddenly ended.
>You're back in the room, dressed fully once again.
>The young masked lady opens the door and speaks to you in a gentle voice.
>"Dear customer, are you alright? I heard a loud scream earlier."
>You shudder in fear from the sound of her voice, and you ask her to remove her mask
>Confused about what there is to be afraid of, she willingly complies, and removes her mask.
>Fiery golden eyes, with a sense of what almost looked like pure chaos, gazed into you, however the black abyssal void that you thought would take her face, was not present.
>She just looked like a typical girl with a unique pair of eyes and a gentle smile.
>She tilts her head and asks you once more
>"Dear customer, are you alright?"
>You begin to laugh again slightly, the insanity of the prior hallucinations are now hitting you, but you stop yourself mid way and simply nod.
>The final instance of dread began as soon as you had nodded
>A wicked smile appears on the girl's face, and suddenly you find yourself frozen in place
>The girl slowly walks up to you, with you unable to move at all
>She gently rests her hands on your chest and the words that leave her mouth are simple, yet instill you with fear
>"That's good, but since it's getting late, you should rest here for the night."

>> No.61673817

>>61673743
Shiori the sleep paralysis demon

>> No.61673886

>>61673743
I was expecting a cute spa but man, that was spooky

>> No.61673919

>>61673743
Very Halloween appropriate, thank you.

>> No.61673991

she's up, no audio though...

>> No.61674027

>>61673525
You like it enough to touch yourself right

>> No.61674034

>>61673991
She's a busy Novella today. I wonder if she's going to give out candy to kids. They're lucky

>> No.61674060

>>61673991
she's been up for a while...

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>>61673991
the /here/ audio was her one final audio. we were lucky to be blessed with it.

>> No.61674139

>>61674034
Yeah, me

>> No.61674161
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You woke up this morning
Got yourself a gun

>> No.61674255

>>61674060
The prompts are scheduled anon.

>> No.61674279

>>61674255
She was hearting comments before the prompt even came up.

>> No.61674307

>>61674279
The hearts are scheduled anon

>> No.61674336

>>61674307
Good meme.

>> No.61674389

>>61674336
Memes are scheduled anon.

>> No.61674496

>>61674161
Guns are for pussies. Real men use their fists.

>> No.61674508

>>61674496
Real Nyakuza use a gamepad

>> No.61674514

>>61674496
I want to see you launch your fist at someone 20 meters away

>> No.61674529

>Novelites
>SHE HASNT KISSED ME IN 48 HOURS IM GOING INSANE
>Chumbuds
>I will wait 2 months for a single stream
Why are we so weak

>> No.61674570

>>61674529
Chumbuds were going crazy at first though. Now they've just been conditioned to wait 2-3 months for one Gura stream.

>> No.61674745

>>61674529
I've become reliant on Shiori's love. I must become stronger.

>> No.61674889

>>61674514
Easy.
https://youtu.be/NQnJQPZLSqs?si=4zI4MheF6ydZ-y9_

>> No.61674956

I want to be a tortured artist Shiori feels bad for

>> No.61675181

I want to be Shiori Newsvella's jacket

>> No.61675350
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When will Shiori make this face again?

>> No.61675478

I want Shiori to sit on my face

>> No.61675537

>>61675181
Shiori newsvella is a peddler of LIES. Don't be another of NNNs brainwashed Shiople. Think for yourself

>> No.61675610

Shiori could tell me to take a crap on the deck of the Queen Mary, an hour later they're hosing her down with disinfectant.

>> No.61675729

>>61675610
Shut up, Pepper. no one cares.

>> No.61675755

>>61675729
>>61675610
Yeah! You're just a cat!

>> No.61676154

"U mad bro?" Nerissa replied, trying her best to mimic a troll face. Shiori's rage only grew. She WAS mad.

>> No.61676241

>>61676154
Prelude to bird rape

>> No.61676321

What would Shiori serve me for boydinner?

>> No.61676344
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I'd like to walk in on Shiori
https://files.catbox.moe/l90jrt.png

>> No.61676393

>>61675537
>Think
I really shouldn't...

>> No.61676493

>>61676344
AY CARUMBA

>> No.61676532

>>61676344
DIOS MIO

>> No.61676769

I think I’m Shiori Novella

>> No.61676768

>>61676344
LEAKED NEWSVELLA NUDES EXCLUSIVELY ON RAVENLEAKS.COM

>> No.61676786

>>61676344
Bit of grandma hair going on

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>>61676769

>> No.61676836

>>61676769
I'm already Shiori Novella

>> No.61676857

>>61676769
I'm already half Shiori Novella

>> No.61676915

I'm inside of Shiori Novella

>> No.61676938

>>61676857
So is Newsvella the original or is she the Xemnas to Shiori Prime's Xehanort?

>> No.61677018

>>61676938
She's the heartless to Witchvella's nobody.

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61677097

Shiori should read Frieren

>> No.61677172

Does anyone have the ratman webm?

>> No.61677173

Hello novelites, I hope you're having a great day
How do you guys count the chapters and pages on your OP? I always wondered that
Cheers, pebble

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>>61677097
Yes! I caught up today and man... what a good manga

>> No.61677254

>>61677173
Month/Number of threads

>> No.61677263
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>>61677173
Chapters change by month
Pages change by thread

>> No.61677390

>>61677263
>>61677254
That's pretty cool! So next thread will be the 400th? Nice

>> No.61677459

>>61677173
New book after the anniversary, also. We're changing our name to the Pepper's threads. We already decided on the name.

>> No.61677460

Slapping Shiori in the face because she got the orange juice with too much pulp (I like the one that says "some pulp")

>> No.61677707
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>>61677390
Post a cute rock.

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>>61677707

>> No.61677776

Novelstic Shibuse

>> No.61677781
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>>61677707
I'm not sure what you guys might enjoy, though.

>> No.61677783

>>61677763
That's more sex than cute.

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>>61677781
Cunny.

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>>61677783

>> No.61678112
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61678112

Based tag team bros. Thoughts on Shiori?

>> No.61678134

>>61678112
Is that a...?

>> No.61678152

>>61678112
abayo...

>> No.61678188

>>61678112
REEEEE JANNIES IM GONNQ GET FIRED REEEEE

>> No.61678214
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>>61678112
I just got promoted, thanks anon

>> No.61678226

>>61678112
AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE

>> No.61678263
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Janny please, I was just giving pebblebros a warm welcome. Please nooo

>> No.61678266

>>61677460
I didn't know Tony Soprano was a shigger.

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Thoughts on shiori?

>> No.61678318
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When you can see the outline of the body underneath clothing, that's the hottest

>> No.61678370

>>61678318
I'm going feral over the teeth marks on her arm.
Marking and being marked is amazing.

>> No.61678386

>>61678314
>>61678263
>>61678112
Whoa mama...

>> No.61678387
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>>61678314

>> No.61678842

>>61676786
I am going to the grandma shiori

>> No.61678985

>>61678112
>Janny bans the other sex bro
>Let's this stay up
Some of them are okay

>> No.61678991 [DELETED] 

Here is the reason why she is doing GFE despite saying she hated it as cheap content idea
She using you for money and then will run away
https://streamable.com/ofyjvj

>> No.61679052

>>61678985
Does that mean I can use it as an OP?

>> No.61679178

>>61679052
I'd say go for it

>> No.61679224

>>61679052
They'll probably delete the OP image.

>> No.61679237

Holy timeloop

>> No.61679255

>Try to pursue something as a career for a few years after seeing reasonable amounts of success early on
>Don't succeed, become demoralized and want to quit
>Enter successful position that encompasses your goal of the past half decade and pleases your parents
>Collect a quick paycheck and run away??
So true bro that's definitely what she plans on doing

>> No.61679371

>>61679224
Oh, so it'll disappear like a ghost. It's Halloween after all.

>> No.61679599

https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1719453113248030948
https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1719453113248030948
https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1719453113248030948

>> No.61679677

>>61679599
WDSMBT?

>> No.61679698

>>61679599
This woman...

>> No.61679774

>>61679599
S-Shiori?

>> No.61679814

SHE KNOWS WHAT SHE'S DOING

>> No.61679859
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>>61679599
What is she doing to me?

>> No.61680017

>>61679599
Hot

>> No.61680046

>>61679599
Nyakuza Godfather sent Shiori to whack me...

>> No.61680292

>>61679599
Unexpected gesture that has me way too happy.
I love you, Shiori.

>> No.61680446

You heard her. Steppies, now.

>> No.61680493

Post cow Shiori.

>> No.61680578

Post wife Shiori

>> No.61680667
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I like to imagine heaven as a paradoxical place where you get to live something like a regular Earth life, but without problems, and despite knowing that you're in heaven it still feels satisfactory and good. Like, you get to commute to your comfy job even though there's no stakes.

>> No.61680668

Why is she so

>> No.61680701

>>61680668
Perfect? Cute? Lovely?

>> No.61682268

I want to cum in and around shiori

>> No.61682292
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>30 mins since last post
>no bakers

>> No.61682381

>>61682292
Still a while to go for baking. We just hit page 10.

>> No.61682412

>>61682292
I'm here always during these hours. Don't ya worry. Just waiting now, I wrote it.

>> No.61682462
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61682462

bakers

>> No.61682480

>>61682292
grumpy shiorin...

>> No.61682607
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Sure I'll go on a walk with Shiori, just no leash. She will never be able to put that trash on me. I'll get a cat harness before hand to show her cats can go on walks as well, maybe even put Pepper in his place.

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>>61682292

>> No.61683670

Would you wear the special necklace and chain for Shiori?

>> No.61683824

>>61683670
Absolutely

>> No.61683865

>>61683670
>the special necklace
Is that what you're calling it Shiori?

>> No.61683944

>>61683670
WOOFWOOF

>> No.61683997

>>61683670
Baubaubau

>> No.61684048

>>61683670
BAU BAU

>> No.61684171

>>61683670
Arf woof woof BAU BAU

>> No.61684372

I've been trying to find a new job after getting laid off in March but nothing has worked out. I've even been applying to food service places and getting rejected. Since nothing else has worked I'm really considering using most of the rest of my savings to pick up a TEFL cert and just going to teach English somewhere in Asia for a few years, but I'm also unsure about the wisdom of that.

>> No.61684447

>>61684337
>>61684337
written

>> No.61684489

>>61684372
Nigga just go to fucking construction you lazy fat piece of shit.

>> No.61684530

>>61684372
It's a big change. I don't know if I'd do it, but change might be good. Good luck to you in any case. I hope things get better soon.

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