/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Gurass

things r just gonna get worst n keep on gettin worst

>>61617870
Previous Thread: >>61607673
You dumbud

>>61617549
yes
and under threat of actual dead, i suppose. The fact that there are some sickos that would actually hunt down the girls doesn't mean that's the majority of people or something that ONLY THEM can understand.

Which days start the MC practice that Bae talked about it.

[muffled fart shark in the distance]

Imagine comparing streaming to working retail or another job where you have to interact with thousands of people in person everyday

she's not dying, she's not drowning in projects, she just doesn't like streaming anymore. maybe she will like it again someday but right now this is the situation.

Maybe Gura will come back when EN 4 gets released, another opportunity to overlap the next gen like she did with Advent

>Schizos still seething since midnight
Is a beautiful day.

>>61618067
and the thing is, most successful streamers, SPECIALLY the hologirls will tell you this is one of the best jobs ever. sure it's job and you actually have to do stuff but they wouldn't dare compare it to one of those wagie jobs. Hell, just the fact that she can just fuck off and come back when she pleases with zero complains from the company makes it 1000 times better than those jobs.

>>61618067
Silently ringing up someones groceries while they talk to their spouse is not "interacting" with them, anon

>>61618307
>t.neet that never had a job

Day 0!. Give it up for day 0!

>>61618307
>Here is just 1 example of literally the hundreds of other retail and other similar jobs. Have you ever worked as a bagger or cashier before, you have to directly interact with every customer in your lane in some way

>>61618377
link the VOD

Not every chumbie will stick with her through it all but someone's gotta do it (me)

When the MC practice start? tomorrow or wednesday

>>61618307
>Neet who has never worked a day in his life

>>61618445
You really think Gura's gonna stream, let alone practice for the event? kek

>>61618453
bro don't steal my post

>>61618067
You'd have to interact with a new person every few seconds to reach those numbers. Clerks are 2views.

>>61618526
I'll steal whatever I want

>>61618307
>Silently ringing up someones groceries
ah shiet i fucking love that shit actually
better than playing video games honestly

>>61618423
Sure, here it is
https://www.youtube.com/live/9X7NRu7JXjg?si=qh07rdP7UvrxlEEw

>>61618545
One is having to deal with people face-to-face, the other is having to deal with words on a screen

>>61618377
50 fucking days, right? and she clearly has no intent of streaming in her own channel in the coming months still
You'd have to be a cuck fetshist to defend it

>>61618684
The clock was reset because she still appeared in a stream, doesn't matter if she didn't do her own pov she still was in a collab stream.

>>61618581
SECURITY
>>61618661
cool, show me the gura stream now

>>61618684
Zero, zero days.

>>61618581
>t. basketball american

>>61618743
>The clock was reset
no it wasn't

>>61618682
anon pls, you think you are actually on the same level of potential stalking as a celebrity? no wonder you are in retail you aren't very bright at all

>>61618803
Don't make me post an arm pic

>>61618764
If you open it, you'll realize Gura is in it.

>>61618364
>says person who thinks clerks serve thousands of people per day.

>>61618847
Oh nyo, some internet loser found my family's Facebook photo. These girls would not survive working in the real world

>>61618789
>off topic image
Oh, a tourist.

>>61618843
Anti

>>61618933
Again
>t. person who has never worked a day in their life

>>61618876
Don't talk to me KFCuck

>>61618843
Yes it was, you people are moving the goalposts each time. She showed up to a collab stream, that is good enough and counts.

>>61619017
You're projecting and outed yourself as having a very poor grasp of what a work day looks like.

>>61618958
Nice try anti we know your tricks >>61591001

>>61618859
heh

>>61618876
I'm glad that you're taking it well. The fact that she won't talk to you ever again.
You get to hear her talk to people she actually likes someewhat so in a way it's better.
Shame about the membership tab

>>61619115
I worked retail at a major grocery store for 4 years from 16-20, I know what i'm talking about bro. Not to mention the insane volume of people that comes in during literally any holiday

This is so retarded, it makes me smile.

>>61618847
well no i think i'm actually interacting with people irl instead of fearing that a random sicko MAY AT SOME POINT do something or not
>>61618876
and she didn't stream it
clock's running
>>61618933
omg you actually think people in retail don't interact with hundreds of people a day. holy fuck get out of your mom basement.
>>61618958
give me the vod so we can reset the clock
>>61619085
nope, sorry. always said we want streams. HER streams.
>>61619115
tell me what a cashier does in average retail.
>>61619254
right, specially now you can easily get to 200 people per day.

>>61617991
*touch* *touch*

Buds I was racing someone on the interstate and the cops pulled over the other driver but let me go
I nearly shit myself

>>61619258
Gotta get your smiles somewhere cause it's not gonna be from a membership stream

>>61619362
did u won the race?

>>61619323
>200 people
>t. never worked a day in his life or been outside his mom's house
Please go to a grocery store during peak day hours and wait 1 hour counting how many people go in

Global is too mean sometimes, can I hide here?

>>61619398
I didnt get a ticket so yes

WHAT THE FUCK DOES HORFHORF EVEM MEAN GURA PLEASE IM BEGGING YOU. TALK TO ME.

how is her voice like that

>>61619572
loli

>>61618944
Schizos litterally try to locate gura at every moment, that isn't the same dipshit.

>>61619521
As long as you don't talk about the state if Gura, sure

>>61619495
>Please go to a grocery store
you mean your mom's grocery store?
nah bro sorry i worked at both target and walmart and i can tell you that you easily interact with 100 people a day. sorry you only go to some grocery store to look around instead of working.

>>61619521
I haven't been on Global today, what's going on in there?

>>61619538
enjoy the tweet anon, it's only gonna get tastier and tastier when her most recent tweet is a 3 months old stream claiming she just remembered she's a stweamew

>>61619538
It's the fnaf melody, she literally imitated it in the phasmo collab and played the melody along with it

>>61619640
oh no... people try to figure out where i live... this is as bad as having to face robbers multiple times a year.

>>61619640
>At every moment
Sure Jan

Sex with a fembud.

Moving goalposts
>she didn't stream the game I wanted, it doesn't count
>she didn't read my SC, it doesn't count
>it wasn't members, it doesn't count
>she didn't stream in the channel I wanted, it doesn't count
She's doing her best and you don't even appreciate it. You don't care about Gura, you just want something to hate, an excuse to criticize. Well, suit yourself.You are a piece of human garbage.

>>61619722
currently nothing, they're watching Fauna play that princess horror game vn thing
I'm unsure why an ayameposter is trying to take refuge

>>61619722
Just the usual mocking of nakirigumi but more vile.

>>61619657
You're blatantly lying then, Walmart averages 10k people every day retard

>>61619657
>nah bro sorry i worked at both target and walmart
so this is why chumbuds are such sad simps

>>61619832
What kind of retarded take is this? Her fans just want her to talk to them.

So, since Haachama is coming back this week, how long do you think it will take her to pass Gura's stream time for the year?

>>61619832
Time since last member stream?

>>61619944
Not long considering Gura didn't pass Haachama's one month of streams until July.

>>61619832
This reads exactly like any other tourist comment in her latest stream (outfit reveal). "Le she's just doing her best." Fuck off

>>61619944
3 days
also
>HAACHAMA FUCKING CAME BACK BEFORE GURA HAHAHAHAHA
HA HA HA
HA
FUCKING CHRIST
lol

>>61619521
There's a nakirigumi chumbud that posts here
You should befriend him

>>61619944
I mean Gura was only able to pass Haato's 2023 stream time after nearly half into the year lol.

>>61620117
I'm sorry but I'd rather not befriend a chumbud if I can help it... Thank you anyway.

>>61619944
What's her stream time for 2023 anyway, I know she streamed some in the first 2 months. My god would be hilarious if she actually manages to catch up to Gura in the next 2 months. I don't think chumbuds would be able to cope anymore, cause this has basically been the last remaining thing that "at least she still has more hours than Haachama"

>>61620209
Why not, nakirigumi literally have the most in common with chumbuds with both having to cope about why their oshi hates streaming

>>61619254
>>61619323
You said thousands not hundreds, you had to shave your estimate down to 10% and that's still insanely busy. It's kind of amusing that you're such a loser that you have to pretend to be someone who worked retail.

>>61620367
cute

>>61619773
Where do you live that robbers are a issue for your store multiple times a year? Secondly, those robbers aren't specifically there for you. So again, not the same, retard.

>>61620230
She had like 20 hours I think, that was basically all in a 3 week period though before she poofed.

>>61619805
Are you this stupid or not aware.

>>61620542
>Secondly, those robbers aren't specifically there for you.
NTA, but anon is the one they point the weapon at when they are robbing the store, so...

>>61620357
Hundreds within 1 HOUR you fucking inept retard. Do you seriously think that the average retail store only gets a few hundred customers everyday? Sure maybe the dead ones, but all the major stores gets thousands upon thousands every day.

>>61620367
2 lazy ass streamers together, what a combo

>>61620625
>Comparing a few schizos online to dealing with a countless amount of people in person

>>61620003
27th july, unarchived though, the one before that was movie may ont eh 4th

>>61620367
Make them kith

What a strange few threads these have been. Shitposting always gets weird.
I hope there aren't really any chumbies accidently getting dragged along by it.

>>61620842
>movie may
Movie(singular) May. Truly a wonderous event, it will go down in history books forever.

>>61620648
Good lord. You didn't serve hundreds of people in 1 hour. If your goal is to make us laugh at your larp, then congrats.

>>61620842
Over 3 months ago, grim. Doesn't even do member wallpapers or anything like that lol, can't even be bothered to do something so simple that so many other Holos do every month

>>61620922
Right behind spooky October.

>>61620862
I doubt anyone got dragged into the numberfaggings or advent stuff, if that's what you mean
still wondering if I was expected to care or if they just chose this place to charge their crystals

>>61621002
>t. never worked a day in his life
You can believe whatever you want, I know what I dealt with when I worked retail and it was not as inactive as you for some reason think.

Wife soon?

>>61621038
Which is apparently not happening this year

>>61621057
You obviously care if you're commenting about it chumkek

Think gura will finish her haunted house from 2 years ago this Halloween?

>>61621007
>Doesn't even do member wallpapers
Literally too lazy/cheap to keep commissioning wallpapers, she could just tell an artist to do whatever they felt like as a standing monthly order for like 5% of the money she gets from memberships but even that's too much to give back.

>>61621259
>5%
no way she would be that generous

>>61619863
Is because she enter to that tournament with males isn't it

>>61621259
Gura became weirdly distant over that kind of stuff after the drama over her 1st member emotes when the original person was found to have traced them or something

>>61621411
Yeah and she deserves all the criticism for it, if she only comes to stream once a month then she should just stick to being the cute oni that is the only reason why her simps stay for her and the only thing that her non-fans also know her by.

>>61621469
So another case of "well, this didn't work out 1 time so I'll never try to do it again."?

>>61619085

>that is good enough

Kek
Do S(hr)imps really? Christ all mighty even your words betray your true thoughts. Imagine barely getting bantered against and already using such defeatist diction.

>>61621259
Gura probably wouldn't even need to find someone to pay, im sure there would be plenty of artists who would do it for free just for the exposure and the honor of being featured like that. But again, she cannot even do that apparently.

>>61621103
I'm picturing you just karate chopping everyone as they queue up trying to reach that 5 per minute quota.

>>61621593
That guy is not a chumbud.

>>61619885
ok? i said people YOU interact with, retard

>>61621580
Don't know ask Gura

>>61621748
Again, yes you really do interact with that many people in retail. Go the fuck outside, maybe you'll actually get some sunlight for once and not have to take your vitamin pills you lazy fucking cunt

>>61620357
well no, retard
after you said to another guy thousands
>>61618933
i answered with hundred
>>61619323

>>61621593
How is the truth defeatist? She did come back, she also appeared in someone's stream. That's good enough for a return

>>61621971
No streams in 46 days and you settle for an appearance on someone elses channel where she doesn't acknowledge her fans who have been waiting months.

you retards can debate the specifics all you want but the bigger picture is, you can still be depressed even if you have an easy job. retail wagies dont have a monopoly on mental illness. even if its "just" going live to babysit thousands of manchildren and play vidya, you can still feel anxious and avoidant of it due to mental illness

>>61622113
>you can still be depressed even if you have an easy job
and that is still your problem to solve

>>61621987
M

>>61622181
Ai shit

>>61622245
RT

>>61622160
I'll let you know when I discover the "solution"

>>61621938
u revised it from this after realizing how stupid u looked
>>61618067
but then u took it back and doubled down
>>61620648
and now everyone itt knows u not only never worked a day in ur life but u also r terrible at making estimates, that must make u feel ashamed.

>>61622113
Nobody is saying that streamers cannot experience anxiety or depression you illiterate fuck, the problem is people trying to say that streaming is anymore harder than someone who works at a job where you interact with the general public all day. Having to sit at home, play video games for 1-3 hours, and entertain a anywhere from a few thousand to some tens of thousands of people in just not comparable.

>>61622321
Its not estimates when you can literally just google "average amount of people that so and so retail store gets per day" and literally see the numbers there.

I wonder where all the chumbuds go when these threads get shit up like this, Discord something?

Does someone have the Gura 4 letter word soundpost I can snatch rq?

>>61622417
they literally were saying it last thread, you illiterate fuck

>>61622321
anon i was trying to just forget it because i see you got confused about it but there's 3 people in this combo
this retard:
>>61622113
you and me
we both agree retail has as much danger if not more (definitely more but let's pretend) than fucking streaming and streaming for hololive is 1000 times better than retail and yet gura is (according to that retard above) too depressed for streaming (even though she chose this career before even hololive and she seems ok doing a lot of other stuff online EXCEPT streaming and communicating with her audience).

>>61622282
yeah but it has a really puffy gawr cunny and i want to shove my face into it

>>61622483
>anon googled this and tried to larp as a retail worker not realizing that more than one person works there.

>>61622642
I don't have a soundpost but I do have this
https://streamable.com/86djns

>>61622316
thanks bro

>>61622725
Thank you.

>>61618302
I think if Gura was made to work 40 hours for 6 months in customer service, she would probably quickly realise that maybe streaming few hours a week is not so bad after all.

>>61620826
Yea I am, have you ever worked a job? Are you this stupid seriously, you think dealing with people is worse than dealing with schizos who doxx you and your family?

>>61622682
hmm i wonder why she would feel anxious about communicating with her audience, thats quite a mystery

>>61622858
maybe because she keeps saying she will try to do better and doesn't? guilt maybe?

>>61622763
100%

>>61622682
I didn't even comment on that, I've just been laughing at the notion of handling every customer in 10 seconds or less.

oh btw she asked for criticism like a year ago.

>>61622113
>muh depression
You can't be serious. All you have to do is hit "go live" and talk for a few hours. This isn't even remotely hard. If whatever mental illness you have prevents you from doing something that simple then seek professional help already.

Child

>>61623048
nah is more like 100-200 a day
and still harder than streaming

>>61622763
Gura used to clean toilets.
If that doesn't teach you to work smarter, don't know what will.
Never understood why people brag about being wage slaves. It's not the win they think it is.

>>61623117
>then seek professional help already
or also DON'T MAKE A CAREER OUT OF THAT SHIT

>>61623117
conveniently, the kind of mental issue that prevents you from doing that also prevents you from seeking professional help

Big Brain Games: spoopy edition

>>61621987
>>61622245
M+RT

>>61623268
I'd sooner believe that happening tomorrow than a normal stream or zatsu or anything else

Is this the wagie general or something?

>>61623265
and yet she's fine for:
>playing online
>release other kinds of content online
>go to a foreign country to make more of that content

>>61622656
Nope, nobody was saying that streamers cannot experience those things. It was always around how streamers do not have it any worse than people who work real job, try again bitch

>>61622704
I was literally part of the meetings with managers where we discussed daily/weekly/monthly volume of people, if you want to see those numbers yourself then google it. Fucking retard

>>61622725
Back when Gura was actually based and cared

>>61623265
It's more likely that she just doesn't bother to try to get better but if she's really that incapable what should we do? Ask Cover and her genmates to intervene?

>>61622763
Exactly this, I had to clean toilets/trash for a year and it humbled the fuck out of me

>>61623600
She's still based:
HorfHorfHorfHorf
"I'm ghosting"

>>61623242
>quit the job where you make millions and set your own schedule because retard anons are mad

>>61622813
Uh yes, have you ever worked a job anon? I have already repeated myself several times already, working jobs where you deal with people in person is way more shit to deal with compared to interacting with people online where you just see text.

>>61623675
Gura did too.
Do you all even watch Gura?

New toss

>>61622858
Because she's failed to live up to promises she herself set?

>>61623443
literally dozens of posts in this thread alone saying depression is fake

>>61623169
>100-200 per day
https://www.8thandwalton.com/blog/walmart-foot-traffic/

Try again neet

Lmao still no stream huh?

>>61623686
Based? More like fucking cringe and pathetic to try making light of this situation. Based would be if she just straight up owned up to it instead of trying to make it a joke

>>61623955
maybe next year

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>61623878
Thinking it prevents her from streaming is bs. Someone really just needs to force her to do it.

>>61623762
You already forgot about the schizos that stalk your family and friends, amazing.

>>61623640
nothing?
that's the most retarded thing about this whole discussion. The only thing this retard is trying to do:
>>61622113
is take any and all responsibility away from gura. end result if he's right:
>gura is depressed, doesn't look for help and is already soft graduating or is gonna graduate for real some time later
wow what a great scenario, i love it.
doesn't change anything. if gura is just LE DEPRESSION instead of hating streaming the result is the same.

>>61623774
Well clearly it didn't humble Gura enough, imagine treating such a dream job like this

>>61624056
the thigh squish

>>61623760
no anon, you don't get it SHE CHOSE THIS PATH LONG BEFORE HOLOLIVE, SHE KNEW WHAT THIS WAS ALL ABOUT.

>>61623878
More like people saying that if she were depressed then she wouldn't be doing stuff like going to Japan or whatever

>>61624033
Your response shows it working as intended.
I love my based shork.

>>61623383
It's just some shitposting and a couple or a few anons having arguments where no one ever "wins" again.

>>61624104
depression isnt rational

>>61624091
Proof of that happening enough to warrant concern? Schizos posting old facebook pictures is not this btw

>>61624104
Life is more complicated than your able to think. Maybe spend time introspecting so you're not so retarded.

Cover please just force talents like Gura to stream. She's clearly incapable of motivating herself to do it.

It’s so fucking lame when one loser gets so caught up in someone throwing out a word or estimate and they lose their shit trying to debate that point. Over one fucking word. And when people call them out they dig their heels in even harder.

>>61624104
Dream job for you or her.
She seems happy to me.

>>61623919
that's a whole wallmart but keep being retarded

>>61624244
Why though?

>>61624168
and she did pretty good for a few years before depression got to her. shit sucks, wouldnt wish it on my worst enemy

>>61624056
Gura lazy Gura lazy!

>>61624268
Retard. I'm going to assume you're just larping here.

>>61623783
Nice.

>>61624248
Cool so Gura isn't rational then Cover should know this and push her to get her act together.

>>61623535
>anon googled but his larp is still a failure just like the rest of his life.

>>61624091
you already forgot about the irlk assholes and criminals btw

>>61624188
Because I don't eat up this slop like you cucks do? Gura could straight up come out and say she hates you people and streaming and y'all would be like "wow so based."

>>61624350
>depression
Literally no proof of this and she's ready to hop into collabs on a same day notice

>>61624282
I'm in my 30s, ive got more life experience than like most people in Hololive lol.

>>61624350
ok so this is no longer a job for her and is the same as if she hated streaming. Cool?
oh right you just don't want to think the shark is doing anything wrong, she's just a victim. instead of, you know, an adult woman fucking up.

>>61624435
I'm not the one complaining about other oshi's.

Tell us why you are so angry about what others like?

>>61624325
She seems happy to you? Not actually showing up to work or communicating is happy? All signs point to her absolutely hating what she does and on the brink of graduating soon

>y'all
>simps
Why are you even here? Go back

>>61624340
>"SOURCE"
>provides source
>T-T-T-HATS NOT A SOURCE BTFO

>>61624248
reminder she never said she has depression. she talked about health issues (physical) but she seems to be fine enough to go to japan. also said she wants criticism and that she knows she's fucking up.
but sure

>>61624350
Why do you schizos keep pushing this "muh depression" rrat? There is no evidence that she has any mental issues, yet its like people think she's going through something lol.

>>61624591
Rather put up with shit that Callis receives daily?
Or be a loli that is drama-free, while taking breaks without losing your viewers.

Can't deny Gura is in a great position.

>>61624381
Asking for proof about your retarded claim is larping?

>>61624668
ok anon let's do this
show me how many people A CASHIER rings a day.

>>61624342
I dunno this stuff happens all of the time, it's just what people do.
It's a stress reliever some people I guess. It doesn't work that way for me.

>>61624833
Walmart doesn't have cashiers anymore, only self checkouts with a dozen employees supervising.

>>61624420
Why would I larp my time at retail, you really think that's something I want to relieve lol shit sucked

guess who remembered they're a garlic bread

>>61624575
Well if you people weren't acting all smug about the way Gura has been handling this situation, then people like me wouldn't need to call you out on how ridiculous this is

>>61624907
jesus christ

>>61624641
Too scared to directly reply anon?

>>61624520
Not everyone enjoys what you would. A job you'd like may not be a job someone else does. Some people like to work 40 hours a week at some jobs they like, but hate working 10 hours a week at some other job they don't like. For gura though, I dont think she dislikes streaming, it seems more like she's disconnected from the content and doesn't feel like she can add to it yet.

>>61624907
uh, yeah, those "self checkouts"?
all me btw

>>61624907
I'm picturing a Walmart employee tallying up everyone using the automatic retail and saying "Yep, I interact with thousands of people every day."

>>61624731
nta. but she clearly has mental health issues

>>61625087
ah my apologies doctor

>>61625087
Those mental health issues? Yea all me.

>>61624776
Cali is at least strong-willed and doesn't let shit get to her as much. Gura is clearly a weak person who cannot even fathom facing her own fans who have been waiting for her to come back

>>61624987
Trolls trolling trolls.
Most complaints are obvious that they don't even watch Gura.
Acting like Gura has a GFE audience is just silly. Gura is taking a break. How dare she. She owes me. Why doesn't she work like my slave wage job. So much stupidity comes out of their mouths.

>>61625072
right but... that's not true?
there's still cashiers?

>>61625087
Then do something about it if it's preventing you from doing your job. Do we need to call up Cover and tell them that Gura's mental illness is preventing her from doing her job?

>>61624822
Triple retard.

>>61625184
> a break
damn i hope no one post the graph!

>>61624833
Uh you do know they don't keep stats for that right? They have information for how many people on average visit the stores every day, but they don't have their workers keep a checklist for how many people come through their isle every shift.

>>61625204
>Do we need to call up Cover and tell them that Gura's mental illness is preventing her from doing her job
I guess? We can't really do anything about it, and they refuse to.

>>61625315

>>61625059
Then why doesn't she just leave if she hates it so much

>>61625142
Even if it were true. Gura is still winning and living a much more stress-free job. She's the most loved EN vtuber.

Mori responding to anons like you was her undoing. No one to blame but herself.

Be like Fauna and follow her oshi.

>>61625072
I mean again, have you ever been outside anon? Even for the workers who monitor the self-checkout there are anywhere between 4-20 of those in a store so yeah even the ones who monitor those are still interacting with people.

>>61625378
Because she doesn't hate it, read the rest of my reply.

>Cali

>>61625308
i mean, they do, but those are not public.
let's go again
>>61623048 every customer in 10 seconds
>>61623169 nah is actually 100-200 a day
>>61623919 you post what a whole wallmart has during a day with multiple shifts and open registers.
you get it?
a cashier probably rings about 100-200 people by day

>>61625087
Ok psychiatrist anon, please enlighten us about your observation of a person that you have never actually talked to or seen in your life.

>>61625184
Uh where did you get people saying she's GFE from, literally nobody thinks she's GFE....
Also lmao "taking a break", she's been taking a break this entire year.

>>61625184
Gura owes me sex

i have more respect for the guy that just post
>didn't read, still love gura
than the retards with the copes

>>61625378
why would she give up massive passive income, while not having to do anything but appear for mandated events? antis are literal braindead morons, she will never graduate for as long as she can coast without repercussions.

>>61625610
That's what I'm saying. Too many anons posting as her audience were GFE. Obvious they don't watch Gura.

>>61625427
Gura winning is having the lowest streaming hours out of every Holo in 2023, got it. Mori is the one winning more than anything, I don't see Gura being partnered with a major music label or MGS.
>Be like Fauna
Oh so you mean someone who openly shits on her fans, got it

>>61625687
so it seems the hateful comments and schizos are actually not that stressful?

>>61625667
Why should we care about your opinion? You don't even watch Gura.

>>61625427
>we cannot be friends and should never be friends

>>61625469
So she doesn't hate it, but still enjoys it despite how she's treated the job this year? What kind of double-think is this

>>61625711
>>61625610
You fucking retards clearly didn't watch her during 2021.

>>61625815
no one did for one month lmao

>>61625507
100-200 people at a shitty dead end retail store, sure. But take an major retail whether its Walmart/Publix/Target/Costco/etc, you'll get a few hundred within the hour bud. Again, spoken like someone who has never actually worked in that position before.

>>61625534
only someone with a severe mental illness would let things fester like this.

>>61625610
>>61625711
>literally nobody thinks she's GFE
Where do you tourists come from? She does date streams. She is literally my wife. That's not a joke.

>>61625766
I'm not knocking on Mori's accomplishments. But it's definitely not stress-free.
I feel that she has to put with shit like in this thread all the time.
While Gura just ignores it.
"Look at me. I'm Ghosting"
Luv shork

>>61625667
You have respect for a person who has no standards and will just eat up slop? Got it

>>61625848
Are you so retarded you can't understand that not everything black and white. Love or hate? What kind of larp is this, have you even watched gura?

So did anyone get candy for the trick or treaters?
Or are you going to shut off all of your lights and hide in your rooms like a meanie?

>>61625998
at least he's not making retarded copes about how gura isn't responsible for what's happening

>>61625687
So what is it, is this job easy because of the passive income or hard because of schizos? Also lol, you know that diluting her position within Hololive to just being passive income for her makes you people look even worse right? Literal paypigs who just barely keep her funded while she puts in the bare minimum

>>61625968
To me Gura has been more akin to a local mid tier escort.

>>61625837
>missed the point.

How much alcohol did your mother drink when she was pregnant?

>>61625711
Again, nobody was saying she was GFE or insinuating it.

>>61626031
Kids don't trick or treat in my apartment complex. I bought candy the first year here and no one came.

https://files.catbox.moe/knoog8.mp4
I'm going through soundposts and catboxes looking for one I still can't find, and regretting it
I am unsure if this girl is still in there somewhere

>>61625889
Gura wasn't GFE in 2021 either lol. She did ASMR roleplay with Fauna once and maybe something else 1 time but that was it.

>>61625201
>>61625458
I get that you're a shut-in larper, but you seriously won't have to interact with a new person every few seconds, it's really not that bad.

>>61626185
why must you hurt me this much?

>>61625610
>>61625711
She does do GFE, just not he kind of experience most people would look for, she's passive aggressive, avoids dealing with problems, and runs off for weeks at a time without talking to you, and then comes back saying she'll do better next time, so, she basically gives you the experience of having a terrible girlfriend.

>>61625946
Or, and hear me out, maybe she's simply done with streaming but is still holding out? Not everything needs to be evaluated like this, she simply gave up and doesn't enjoy it anymore. You don't need to cope by inserting some mental issue she doesn't have as the reason for why she ended up this way

I will be the last chumbud.

>>61626221
Im sorry you're both gray and retarded.

>>61626348
Nah

>>61626076
Gura is responsible tho

>>61626348
you wish

>>61626365
I want to go back...

So when do the niji tourist leave so we can talk about how cute Gura is?

>>61626262
Its obviously not every few seconds, but you are delusional if you think these people go 10+ minutes without seeing or interacting with at least a few customers

>>61626185

>>61626300
Oh so she gives GFE, but just not while streaming.

Doesn't the option to member automatically lapse if you go too long without posting any member's content at all? If so, how close to that are we at this point?

>>61626185
what went wrong...

>>61626365
How's that promised Valentine's stream chumkeks? Oh wait...

>>61625184
Gura is my real girlfriend and I just want to go on a date with her like once a week or so. I'd love to see her every day but I understand that might be difficult.

>>61623215
I don't see anyone bragging about having shit job here. In Guras case, her behavior does not strike me as someone who had to work years in a shit job when compared to some of the JP members that actually had one before hololive

Lot of shitposting going on today. Did the chumbies keep my wooly bean safe?

>>61626710
I put it in my mouth

>>61626641
How's watching Enna ask chat for dating advice going for you?

>>61626597
I don't think there needs to be content for youtube to keep membership open, but some guy was saying the deadline for inactivity in regards to monetization was this week
I'm not sure how that works and I don't particularly care, honestly, I don't think it matters

>>61626597
It doesn't

>>61624094
>>61625087
>>61625946
>It's because of mental illness
>Okay she should do something about it
>She can't because of mental illness
>Then have people push her to get better
>That's also wrong
I think you're view on mental illness and how it should be handled is retarded and society wouldn't be able to function properly if everyone abided by your standard.

>>61626622
She stopped enjoying it and pretending to care about her fans, not everyone is able to keep up the anime girl rp that's why most Holos only stream for an hour or 2.

>>61626652
actually, she's my wife and I see her every day.

>>61626710
Uh... I don't see it anywhere.

>>61626780
You think I'm a Nijishill? LOL I don't give a fuck about anyone in Niji except for Sara

>>61626710

>>61626492
Oof, outing yourself as not working a day in your life again. You can easily go 10 minutes without interacting with a customer, the store isn't always busy so you'll have other tasks to do. Reminder that you're defending the ridiculous figure of thousands of interactions in a single day.

>>61626710
I think I saw a Gawr chewing it up in the corner earlier...

>>61626622
When she decided to get [redacted] with her [redacted]...

Don't worry, I got more wooly beans.

You guys really need to report more often.

i miss gura

No, people... Let's be smart and bring it off...

>>61626977
I think the jannies stopped coming to /ggg/.

>>61626977
Trust me it didn't work

>>61626906
That still doesn't take away the total number of people those who work at big retails average, like what are you even trying to say lol. I did my time at a big retail and know my experience, you don't need to larp to try arguing with me about what retail is really like when I already know well enough

I love gura :)

>>61626185
A shame that this girl died and we got the one we have now. We had it so good.

>>61626641
You sure dropped the "chumbud" mask fast. Stop pretending to know anything about Gura's streams.

>>61627030
yes, let's take a little nap and lay down...

>>61627000
Aim better next time.

>>61627107
So where's that Valentine's stream again?

>>61626977
but i can't see filtered posts to report them.

>>61627143
She literally did one anon, I don't know why you think this is such an insult.

>>61627210
This year was the bbq stream. I'm not sure what the shitposter is talking about

Even the Homos worked on a big project for Halloween and all we got was a fucking Phasmo collab. If Gura doesn't at least do a solo stream tomorrow I'm gonna cancel my membership and never watch Vtubers again I'm sick of her ghosting

>>61627210
We had one valentine's stream yes, but what about second valentine's?

>>61627251
why do you know what the homos are doing?

>>61627232
he's probably talking about part 2, since it got interrupted for the goddamn collab

>>61627251
this time for sure!

I don't love Gura, but I enjoy watching her content.

>>61627210
She did 1, how's that promised 2nd one oh wait

>>61627308
KFP meme guy

>>61627403
>moving the goal posts
ramao

>>61627379
..."content"?

>>61626668
Do you know anything about Gura?
Building three successful YouTube channels from scratch. Having more subscribers than Holo before joining. Her old channel still gets more views daily than most vtubers; it's not 3view. She has been self-accomplished since her teens. She learned to work smarter.
What EN vtuber can attract tourists and normies more than Gura?

>>61627251
Better cancel it now then before you forget, cause if she couldn't even be bothered to stream at all this month then she's not gonna stream tomorrow lol

>>61627313
I mean we still got a stream for valentines so he can't really say it didn't happen. Was the visual novel thing this year too? That was pretty cute

>>61627463
There never was a goal post and the first one was never in question, she promised a 2nd one and it was never fulfilled. Just like Gura to make a promise but never fulfill it.

>>61627500
>What EN vtuber can attract tourists and normies more than Gura?
fuwamoco

>>61627583
All I remember is being really hungry for kbbq and playan games at gooba's house. The VN was this year right?

I unironically think that Gura is cooking something big, we'll all be able to laugh about this time and celebrate once she releases and showcases what she's working on

>>61627615
I want her to breathe on my dick

>>61627618
They are good at also attracting the Japanese audience, I'll give you that.

Everytime I see Gura's face, I fall for that cuteness everytime. I can never be mad at her.

>>61627686

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQcV9eEH7fk&t=11965s

>>61627713
Gura too, I mean she's got alot of fans between JP/KR/ID/etc

>>61627713
Doesn't take much to do that even Gura could if she tried.

>>61627713
they're better vtubers than gura ever was in general
they have a higher ceiling, even if people here don't realize it yet. they're going to be the coco of EN

>>61627686
I'm almost sure she is anon but it's hard to be excited for whatever she's working on when she ghosts us for months. Maybe someone needs to say this to her

pretend I am Gura
what will you say to me

>>61627880
Nyo. They aint it

>>61627686
Ok anon, humor me. What kind of big super secret project could she possibly be working on that validates this past year and even back into 2022?

>>61627800
This is not cute behavior Gura so no you're not being cute.

>>61627800
True.

>>61627944
i wuv u my waif chu

>>61627944
luv u

>>61627880
They just attract a different kind of audience, the kino one and people who want a somewhat authentic JP experience

This is what Gura likes

>>61628121

>>61627880
They have a lower ceiling because they larp instead of showing their real personalities

What compels a guy to spend over a year arguing with a fanbase he hates instead of finally moving on and out of these threads?

>>61627944
You're a disappointment. We had it so good, and you threw it all away. Wont even tell me why.

>>61627944
why don't you like us anymore? pls come back to us.

>>61628099
The ruffians that come through /ggg/ don't seem very kino

>>61627956
It has to be something like a US solo concert, something that hasn't been done yet. That would make the wait worth it, or maybe it is something more personal like she's been trying to move to Japan which is notoriously a bitch process.

You're not a real vampire unless you can turn into a bat and fly away.
https://youtu.be/MbhFKcqNFUU

>>61627880
They're boring, extremely boring.

>>61627944
Ban all the weakbuds. I'm tired of them shitting this place up.

>>61628181
their larping is kino though

>>61627686
I've honestly come to hate "she's cooking something" posts in response to her disappearances. There's never been any actual proof of this but they'll use anything she releases as validation that she is despite it being way out of proportion with the amount of time she took off.

>>61628319
>It has to be something like a US solo concert, something that hasn't been done yet.
Didn't Suisei just do that in New York?

>>61627817
Gura has a worldwide audience. Reminded every birthday from different countries.

>>61628187
Mental illnes

>>61628386
I like when EN vtubers are more comfortable. JP tubers are better when they are larping.

ENTER GURA

>>61628181
That's kind of the original point of vtubers tho, to larp kino. It was never supposed to be about showing "real" anything, that all got fucked when EN got introduced to vtubing and it just became another variation of flesh streamers.

>>61627944
Bend over T u T

>>61628319
>That would make the wait worth it
There's is absolutely nothing she could be doing that would justify taking over a year off from streaming.

>>61628485
i miss old holoJP

>>61628181
This is funny because Gura hit her peak when she larped during her first year

>>61627944
Bend over.

>>61628521
Nah man leave the larping to the jp girls. I can't take a larping EN girl seriously.

>>61628187
Jealousy, his oshi didn't do well as he expected

>>61628505
I see what you're referring to

>>61628187
Probably seeing you people cope endlessly, never hear the phrase don't feed the troll? Guess zoomers are more prominent here than I thought

>>61628505
>>61628640
Explain?

>>61628386
No hate, if you like it then keep on liking it. But i think it will prevent them gaining as broad an audience - people are attracted to genuine personalities

I like all advent girls
except for bijou because i feel like shes a bit of a shameless copycat

>>61628737
idk what that guy waffling about, gura is entering my penis

>>61628582
They were at their best before perm hell.

>>61628443
No, that's Suisei/Mori going to Anime NYC in November this year

>>61628824
I've been trying my damnedest to like shiori. Something isn't clicking for me.

>>61628560
Why? If she needs this much time to work on something, then clearly its gonna be big and important. Obviously Cover agrees too, its probably something for hitting 4 million as Holos always get to do something for each million subs they get and she's the only one. Ok maybe that "something" was taking a year off streaming lol, imagine

>>61628626
Nah Gura's larping as an actual shark girl early in her career was great.

>>61628582
Truly, 2018-2020 was the peak. Hell even some of 2021, but god damn was the eatin good back then

>>61629088
I liked when she started getting more comfortable. Early gura made me feel anxious all the time, like she was forcing herself. She was very cute I'll give you that.

>>61629088
It was based how angry the other fanbases were about that, that's why I like FWMC too.

>>61628626
I can kind of agree as its somewhat of a "dub vs sub" argument thing, but some of the girls did kino very well. Gura did it best during her first year, and another example is probably the twins now really

>>61628894
It says it's a concert, not a solo concert I guess but a concert none the less.
https://animenyc.com/hololive/

>>61627880
>they're going to be the coco of EN
Fuwamoco? No, absolutely not
They only know a subsection of Japanese pop culture and aren't very knowledgeable about much else besides that
Coco was interested in bridging the divide. Not only was Coco well versed in America and western things being that she grew up there, but Coco was also a weeb with heavy interest in Japan as well
Fuwamoco are nothing like Coco and are just going to stick to their bubble and unlikely to venture outside of their niche. I happen to like their niche so I'll stick around, but they are nothing like Coco. I seriously doubt Fuwamoco will do anything outside of their designated safe zone

>>61629088
Thats not really even larping compared to what fuwamoco does

>>61629084
>If she needs this much time to work on something, then clearly its gonna be big and important
Or she just simply isn't working on anything most of that time she's away
>Obviously Cover agrees too
Cover just doesn't care. They are dont seem to care about regular streams.
>something for hitting 4 million
She didn't do anything significant with it
>Ok maybe that "something" was taking a year off streaming lol, imagine
No, Holos just don't have to stream because Cover doesn't make them. No wish required for that.

>>61628820
1: Why do they need to appeal to broad audiences,(normies) that often ruins everything, like fuck some people on Reddit and Youtube during their debut were saying "god I wish they drop this act so we can all laugh about it in a year when they cringe at their debut) We don't want people like that in the fandom bro
2: The twins are literally the most popular in their gen lol

>>61628825
sounds painful

>>61628824
Who is she copying, Gura? Can't really see the semblance

>>61629550
>1. Being popular is bad actually
>2. But also theyre popular which is good
Just pick one anon

>>61629585
mmm... cock vore...
>>61629507
>>something for hitting 4 million
>She didn't do anything significant with it
Didn't she say she thought her new outfit was for 4m but that ended up not being what it was for and she didn't even remember what her 4m wish was for?