/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I hate you. >>61564907

I love shiggers. I want to kiss shiggers.

I have so much hate in me.

impregnating shiori

SHIORI CUTE

I wish I never had the displeasure of sharing a thread with you faggots.

Do your reps, report and ignore bait

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WHY WON'T YOU JUST LET ME DIE

The Monthly Novella for October 2023 is:
>[Sheridan Le Fanu] Carmilla (112min@250wpm)

If you want to read or listen to this yuri vampire story written before Dracula:
>https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/10007
>https://librivox.org/carmilla-by-sheridan-lefanu/

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>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carmilla

Discussions will open first week of November. If you've finished it already, check out other recommendations in the poal:
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SHIORI FUCKING SUCKS

SHIORI CUTESEX

>これは片想いけど、俺はシオリのことがまだ世界の誰よりも愛している!
>いつもシオリのことが考えている!
>シオリのために俺を全部犠牲にする!
>俺のゴスなシオリ姫の可愛い声がいつも好きだ!
>永遠にシオリのそばにいてる!
>俺の空想にシオリと子供を作るために、シオリといつも手を握って、ラブラブエッチする!

Shiori, ငါမင်းကိုချစ်တယ်!

>>61576830
The hell?

>>61576873
burmese, if you were curious

Just tell me straight Shiori. Just tell me to die.

>>61576941
What if she tells you gay

I'm curious, novelites. What's the earliest general you guys have been a "part" of? Mine is /frz/ about 10 years ago back in /co/.

>>61576978
/d2g/ since like 2012

It wasn't nice. I don't think you have any idea the grief and suffering you caused. At first I was angry, quite angry. Those posts were made out of a blind rage toward you. I'm still quite angry, I can't calm down.
But then I was sad, sad that I have formed an idealized version of Shiori in my head that doesn't exist. She doesn't care whether I'm happy, she doesn't know I exist. So why would she do anything that would make me happy.
And now I'm going back and forth between the two. I hate you, I'll continue to hate you, but it's not all your fault. If there was something there I wouldn't have been tricked, and if my own expectations weren't built on lies, I wouldn't have hoped for anything.

>>61576978
/evg/

This general is full of actual trannies, faggots and homobeggars. This is why I pray that Islam eventually takes over so these subhumans would be tossed off of roofs again.

>>61577170
Well if you leave then that solves the first two

>>61577170
Holy shit, Varg watches Shiori.

Tomorrow won't be better it never gets better. Tomorrow is today and today is awful.

blowing my cute brains out in front of shiori

>>61577435
Post tits.

>>61577527
Here you go

>>61577192
What a reddit response. Please rope asap.
Btw the iketog is FULL of seething SEAniggers antiing Shiori.
>I ask for adviSe how to find her
>She lives ON her house

Mental illness is not a personality.

I don't know what "iketog" is and I don't give a fuck.

I guess novelights won't the war in the end, I've left for only a week and this thread has turned to shit, and for what? Shiori didn't cancel any planned streams, or promise she'd join an open vc then didnt, so stop crying fags, respect her schedule and collab choices.

>>61578063
Novelights won't what the war?

>>61578063(me)
Won* fuck autocorrect

>>61578063
Bait and schizo please understand

>>61576653
Let it out pussy

>>61577840
Doxxsisters LARPing as doomposting novelites. What's wrong with them?

>>61578063
I don't know about this war or raid I know that this general is barely usable when shiori is not streaming. Not like it had good original content anyways, dead hours got replaced by schizo hours

Keep telling you guys to just ignore those attention whores, they just make mountains out of molehills.

I don't care what the retards on twitter are doing.
I don't care what the sisters on the doxx site are doing.
I don't care what the faggots in prechat are doing.
I don't care what the troons on discords are doing.
I don't care what the browns on the catalog are doing.
Holy shit, can a single soul in this Shiori thread talk about Shiori instead of their profound retardation for a change?

>>61578274
I wonder if the cryptid stream will be all american cryptid or cryptids all over the world. Then again, NA seem to be teeming with cryptids

>>61578321
There’s a bunch in Japan as well
But most famous ones are from NA

>>61578321
It seems like a very North American thing.

https://x.com/foolminato/status/1718074208171745284?s=20

>>61578321
What's a cryptid? Is it like a Cryptography or something?

>>61578321
One per continent, let's go

>>61578437
Here’s your spoon feed
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cryptids

>>61578530
Ok I am hyped

New Liquid:
1. Arteezy
2. Miracle
3. Saberlight
4. Boxi
5. insania

MOTHERFUCKER I DID IT AGAIN

You are just as much of an attention whore

I don't know much about cryptids but I like how the wendigo looks.

How can cryptids be real if our national parks aren't real?

>>61574589
When did she post this audio? It's not in the archive

I still believe the rrat that Big Foot was a furry too embarrassed to come out

>>61578886
It is.

cum

>>61579042
It's not, it's not the Sep 19th one. It's different.

>>61578063
Just do what I've been doing and only visit the split during streams.

>>61579226
Did I miss a stream starting?

Are demons and ayylmaos cryptids? What about reptilians?

The rarest cryptid of all is a woman born after 1990 who's not a fucking neurotic whore

Goth girls are cryptids

Now that I think about it, a parasocial relationship is kind of like having a crush on someone you're too scared to actually confess, because confessing would change this mixture of emotions one feels for their crush, for better or for worse.

>>61579982
You should stop thinking.

wuld u fug a mothgirl..?

>>61580031
i would fug a girl

>>61580031
Yes.

>>61580031
I would. Airsex sounds hot.

>>61580031
I would put a lava lamp on my head to fug here

>>61580086
So cool...

There will be a Twitter audio today.

>>61580031
i need to fug anything with hole

I remember Shiori was talking about some anime character that looks like Colonel Sanders, anyone remember what and when was that stream?

When you th*nk about it, every piece of underwear is edible for the mothgirl.

>>61581147
>throw used underwear in the basket
>moth wife comes and carries it up to the washing machine
>eats all of it

>>61581513
Hot

Slow thread
Comfy thread

yasashii hours

SHIORI A CUTE

Shiori is my gfe and I love her

>>61578886
>>61578886
>>61578886
PLEASE RESPOND
I'M GOING CRAZY AGAIN

>>61582826
(You)

Did schizo hours end? I miss the old dead hours when i could talk about books, reading and writing with other novelites.

>>61578886
I don't know.

>>61582917
What do you want to talk about

>>61583080
the real estate market

>>61583080
Nta, but I want to talk about different scenarios with my mothwife. What dishes can she cook?

>>61582923
You posted it, what do you mean you don't know?

>>61582917
What's stopping you?

>>61583080
Is Shiorimoth real?

>>61583080
Did all our writers besides one leave? I liked that there was more than just one.

>>61583434
he's the only one that matters

>>61583555
That's not even remotely true and even he didn't think that considering he helped a lot of others with their writing.

>>61582917
I'd like to get into Fantasy books, last one I read would be the first volume of School for good and evil back when the first volume came up and haven't caught up solely because I was looking for the hard cover books. Any recommendations?

>>61583202
The price is going to rise, no matter what
>>61583218
Moths mostly live on liquid, so she will cook me dinner and I'll feed her cum
>>61583329
Depends, she can be whatever you want her to be
>>61583434
I used to write here too, but lately it's not that friendly

>>61583816
>lately it's not that friendly
That's somewhat upsetting to hear but understandable. Even our main writer gets shit flung at him, glad it doesn't really deter him though and hope you can get back into it when things get better.

>>61583774
Oh and err...only books I've been reading would be economic books and get great mindset sort of books

>>61582917
Read any good books lately?

>>61583816
Liquid? Why do they eat clothes then?

>>61583939
Yeah I use this time to read more stuff to improve my writing, it's fine.
Also I know write-fags still need a little encouragement so I did my best to reply to those still writing.

I'm setting myself up for disappointment again.

>>61584192
Stop?

>>61583986
Only moth larvae and cloth moths live on fabrics, others have strawlike tube mouth for liquid diet.

>>61583939
I stopped writing (here) because of exactly this
>our main writer
Not a fan of the worshipping culture

>>61584294
Yeah the punt of borderline namefags in this thread has worried me since like page 100, every time I mention it I just get called thread police and told to stfu

I'm up for a writefagging pvp for today's Novelite Team Building activity. I just have the right game in mind.

Shiori's first JP collab should be with Haachama

>>61584435
I will kneel so hard even if it's not bug-eating collab

>>61584294
Sorry, I didn't have a better way to refer to literally the only person still writing. I still do miss reading the different styles of works regardless.
>>61584354
I don't even think he wanted his name associated with himself /here/, schizos just found it out. Still, it saddens me that other writers are discouraged.

>>61584354
It's not borderline, it is since the spreadsheet schizos turned out to be genuine. Don't want that to happen to me either

>>61584621
I've written a little for the thread but the threads tastes are so insufferably bland nowadays, everyone just wants feel-good imouto trash and the last two things I wrote didn't get any reaction or discussion so I figured it wasn't worth the effort.

Shishi hours

>>61584755
For what little it's worth, I've read a lot of works here and commented on them, even the really weird ones I've left a reaction to.
But I agree that everyone just wants something cute or feels good. I miss some of the more tragic or different stuff that came by every now and then.
I remember there was one anon writing about Advent breaking out of a psych ward at some point and that was hella interesting.

>>61584744
Yeah joggers in here are getting legitimately crazy, my opsec is usually good but damn this place has some fucking annoying weirdos now
>>61584854
I appreciate that, I just feel like the thread culture has drifted from where we started at. These new pages are full of newfags, schizos, ritual posters, image bumpers, blog posters, and general thread trash. I still post here cause I'm not going to get run out of my home, and there's every now and then a spark of real conversation, but it just ain't the same

>>61584854
Oh that was me.
I'm kinda stuck in the middle so I'm reading stuff and polishing it to make a coherent story.
Thanks for the support and feel free to give me suggestions.

>>61585053
>These new pages are full of newfags, schizos, ritual posters, image bumpers, blog posters, and general thread trash.
Sounds like this thread from day 1. I guess we are missing poal posters and unironic scat posters now.

what's an image bumper?

As long the posts are not shitting on others or Shiori I'm fine desu

>watching fuwamoco stream minecraft sports practice
>both A and B teams
>machine gun of different JP voices with some ENG sprinkled in
I don't think we will be able to hear shiori's voice at all when she streams on saturday morning, especially if she's half asleep.

>>61585375
>I have nothing to contribute to the thread
>but the thread is slow
>therefore I just post an image I enjoy to keep it moving and say "Shiori cute!"

>>61585053
>newfags
Newfags will always be eternal on 4chan
>schizos
They have gotten worse yes
>ritual posters
Normal for every general on this site
>image bumpers
You mean people who won't let the thread die?
>blog posters
This has been a thing since day 1. We've become infamous for the traumadumping because of it.

>>61585591
This you, sis?

>>61585613
If you have the time an energy to image bump you should instead try and engage with the other anons or start a conversation. Keeping a thread up with images and no substance is basically just making the thread a zombie, might as well let it die

>>61585687
It's called necrobumping, it's tolerable on /vt/ but it has never been well received in most boards.
>discord
what the fuck now

>>61585575
Max sleepy introvert mode
May only hear her cheering for others

>>61585829
I hope she makes up for her lack of speaking with her pro gaming skills.

I want to watch two random Novelites make out

>>61585885
go back to /inf/

>>61585780
>in most boards
I haven't posted outside of /jp/ and /vt/ since 2019. Maybe you should take your /vpol/ sentiments back there.
>what the fuck now
First time seeing a nijinigger discord screencap? They shit up holo splits until nobody wants to post there for the sake of it. You are either one of them or post exactly like one, so it doesn't really matter which in the end.

>>61584854

yeah same. Thread is getting stale. I actually bit the bullet and read mostly stories on Shiori’s tag in twixxer. There’s a couple of good ones there

>>61585884
Hope so
When she did some gamer moves and nervously giggles when her teammates praised her for that

>>61585929
Only one shitting up the thread is you anon
>discuss people ruining the thread
>said people immediately accuse you of being a nijijogger, homobeggar, sister, etc.
Like clockwork, this is your one and only (you) from me

>>61585885
I refuse to kiss my homies

>>61584354
Nah you're good anon, I get what you mean. If it's any consolation I lurk more and I blend in now and I'm grateful for it.
(I'm not writer anon but I did get name fagged)

>>61585929
>pol shit out of nowhere
So basically you only post in general and psudo general, makes sense.

>>61585996
>Only one shitting up the thread is you anon
I don't see a single good post in this thread and it's not all me. Start contributing or stop whining. I don't need your (you)s.

Shiori cute
If you ever doubt it she’ll give you this look

Open VC is just and excuse so she doesn't have to talk to us more.

>unironic dickswordfaggot
>calling everyone names

>>61586084
If you're a concernfag you deserve the hate

Mom said I shouldn't bump the thread without sparking any discussion.
So my question is, is your foot as long as your forearm?
Anyway, Shiori cute!

>>61583774
Same, tried getting into the Wheel of Time, but I end up always reading LNs and the ilk.

>>61586239
No, I'm not one of them either
I'm an anon who is a librarian >>61586250

>>61584068
Thanks, it's encouraging indeed. I'd still continue even if no one said anything, it's a side hobby I enjoy. Though I admit I've thought once or twice about stopping.
>>61583939
I don't mind or care about the shitflinging. It's a largely anonymous board. I just try to keep my head low and deflect any attempt to attach a name to myself.
>>61584294
>>61584621
Yeah, I really didn't want or ask for whatever the fucks going on with me /here/ I'm trying to denounce that shit whenever I see it.
>>61584755
I've thought about it for a while on whether or not I should write something a little more sad. Perhaps once my holoctober series is over, I can go back to my roots and do prompt writing.
>>61584854
>>61585220
I miss your writing too, in fact I miss everybody that wrote something. Some good stuff back then. Perhaps one day things will go back to the same. Also hope you find something to help you out in writing soon. Keep polishing till then, I look forward to it and I'll help review it if you want when the time comes.
>>61585053
Agree, I kinda feel responsible even if I'm being dragged into shit half the time when all I care about is writing. But I also miss reading others works. Haven't been able to do a lot lately because of actual work though.
Sorry for mass replying. Sleep schedules a mess and decided to take a look at our general to see what's up.

>>61586250
>is your foot as long as your forearm?
Looks like it, yeah. Why? Is this one of those tricks where you make someone touch a body part and then laugh at them?

>>61586350
And you still wonder why people hate you.

>>61586319
>spoiler
You could've just not reply and not say that. Now I'll have to find who you are.

>>61586250
That question deeply concerns me

>>61586390
Nyo. It's just a survey to see if a person's forearm will always have the same length as their foot. Because mine's the same.

>>61586396
If I cared beyond generic curiosity as to what I did to cause hate, then I'd spend too much time worrying about it and go schizo eventually. So no not really.
>>61586250
>>61586450
Going by rough estimate without taking out a ruler or tape measure, no.

>>61586250
I appreciate the attempt to contribute to the thread, even if it was backhanded anon. Gold star

>>61586350
I respect your writefag, but I'm going to have to call you a faggot again.
If you want to detach from it, don't reply to everyone at the same time and announce to everyone that you are that person, faggot.

>>61586250
"mom" has a stick stuck up his ass. but maybe the thread schizo(s) switched up tactics to try to guilt people into posting less and making this thread as dead as /ope/. or we are getting raided by some discordtroons. who knows. some new IPs popped up during that entire convo.
as for your question, my foot is longer than my forearm.

>>61586564
Did you start contributing something other than schizo rants yet?

3 months and we fell apart. It was a good run but don't make chapter 5. Let it die here.

>>61586603
you are the discordtroon here

>>61586584
There's been someone trying to impersonate me for a little while and saying shit with my "name" on it. I'm still waiting to denounce that one.
And yeah, prob not the best idea, but sleepy brain does stupid shit and yada yada.

>>61586670
ok schizo-kun

I want another post stream meltdown, those are always funny.

I really like the enemies turned to lovers trope. It's quite common but I always feel so giddy when I see it.
I think they should kiss.

>>61584354 (Me)
Proven right again, try and call these people out for their low effort, thread shitting garbage and they just accuse you of being a wannabe janny thread police and shit harder. I give up, the thread deserves to die

According to recent studies, the foot-forearm length similarity may connected to balancing the body while reaching our arms. This odd similarity also occurs on some of our primate relatives. The closer they're connected to us the closer the ratio would be. Study also suggests that this phenomenon started since our Homo erectus ancestors, when they started walking with two legs more.

>>61586730
There's not going to be much personal time today or tomorrow, and there won't be any kisses. You'll get the melty.

>>61586747
I genuinely want you to contribute something. Would be nice to see something other than blogposting and meltdowns here. Feel free to start.

>>61585885
>>61586733

>>61586733
Yeah I think the sisters are starting to like Shiori.

>>61586807
I've contributed my fair share of OC. Read any good books lately? Asked this question earlier but y'all ignored it.

>>61586747
It's the IP schizo, you know the one. He always show up in middle of a discussion to squash it.

>>61586806

There should be. Rissa won’t stay the whole stream, so end of stream will be to advertise the party tomorrow then a brief one on one time.

Right?

…right?

I hope no one joins Shiori's VC today

>>61587054
She forgot to advertise it as VC in the stream title...

>>61587054
Rissa is incapable of not doing so. I love all of advent, but Shiori is just a worse performer overall in collabs. We don't get the normal rants and funny bits. It's better if it just one other person I guess

>>61587054
That'd be ideal but Nerissa is going to fuck it up.

>>61587028
I still don't know what a Cryptid stream is, so I can't imagine what's open VC going to be like.

>Stream where she's supposed to be presenting things to the audience
>OpenVC
What the FUCK was she even thinking, that's about the dumbest thing you can do.

>>61587124
It will be the same as the powerpoint presentation stream as usual.
Unless, she and Nerissa will go to the woods to hunt big foot.

>>61587124
>Alone
Weird rants about bigfoot and mothman
>Open VC
Shiori trying to rant while Rissa changes the subject completely

>>61587173
The real answer is: she hates us

Day 24 is furry day, I have no fucking clue what to write here so it's probably gonna be gibberish, but I enjoy this shit so why not?
Rentry: https://rentry.org/sggoi
>Shiori is relaxing on the sofa, humming a soft tune that she had just made up.
>Her eyes are closed as she hums, if a picture were to be taken, it could have been accompanied with the word "Peace."
>She has a book on her lap, and she slowly notices your presence, gently opening her eyes to gaze at you.
>"Would you like to accompany me in another story tonight?"
>You sit down, nodding towards her.
>As you get comfortable, she continues to hum, and then you notice the cover of the book is blank.
>Curious, you ask her what today's story will be about, but she simply places her finger over her lip and winks at you.
>She opens the book and begins to read to you: "This is the story of a certain young man, who's adventure began that faithful day."
>Your eyes begin to close as you listen to her voice, her tone full of interest as she's reading out loud to you.
>A few moments pass and you open your eyes, you're wearing what seems to be standard gear that an adventurer would wear
>You notice you're wearing a backpack, and have a sword hanging off your waist belt.
>Suddenly, you feel soft paws press on your shoulders
>You see a cat that's black on one side and white on the other.
>Without even having to guess, you say outloud to the cat, in a tone that has both amusement and confusion in it: "Shiori, what is this?"
>The cat looks at you, then responds in a voice that sounds like an utter joke
>"Meow! I'm a cat nyow! And you see dish world? You gotta shave it!"
>You resist the urge to laugh, and possibly even cry
>Suddenly, Shiori the cat begins to glow
>"Huh? Whatsh happening?" she asks, her voice still in that joking tone.
>The glow then transfers to you, and suddenly you feel, lighter?
>A stat window pops up before you and it shows that your strength, HP and stamina have all gone up.
>Shiori peeks at the stat window with you, being able to see it.
>"Ohhh, so you're like a magical girl and I'm the mascot!"
>Her tone no longer the joking tone she was using just earlier, she nods her head in acknowledgement.
>"But Anon, you're not appropriately dressed for a magical girl!"
>You look at the cat Shiori, then you try to explain how you aren't in fact a magical girl at all.
>The cat smiles at you then waves its paw at you, sharp claws extend out then dig into your skin.
>"No Anon! You are indeed a magical girl!"
>Her tone was ridiculous, you could tell she wasn't serious at all, but the pain you felt against your skin was enough to tell you that it'd be better to stop denying it.
>You decide it's time to move along with the story and you begin to walk forward, on the way you encounter a mix of goblins, slimes, rats and other beginner monsters you'd encounter in an RPG.
>Shiori is clinging to your shoulder, constantly nagging at you like a fairy that would repeatedly tell you to listen.
>Driven by a mix of madness, and desire to adventure, you continue until you run into a goblin that's slightly different.
>You can see miasma seeping out of it.
>Shiori suddenly stands on your shoulder and says in a solemn voice: "Those are the monsters infected by the demon king, I'll distract it, you do your best to stop it!"
>Shiori jumps off your shoulder and bares her claws at it, however the goblin simply flicks her away in almost comical fashion
>As you watch the scene before you, you brandish your weapon and begin to fight the goblin, however its strength is vastly higher than yours and you feel yourself fall to the ground, the status screen showing your HP is about to hit 0.
>You hear Shiori's voice ring in your head, though it sounds like a complete joke: "Jusht call out for moar power anon!"
>You yell, loudly, facing the heavens for more strength, and as if God had responded to you, you're bathed in a golden light.
>Suddenly your status screen pops up before you and says: "Congratulations, you've unlocked an achievement: 'Yelling like a dumbass'"
>Your sudden burst of strength is replaced with a look of someone dumbfounded, what the fuck?
>Deciding it wasn't worth thinking about, you pick up your sword once more and slay the goblin.
>As it falls to the ground, you notice you've leveled up, and also Shiori pops out of some nearby bushes and digs her claw into your cheek again.
>"You didsh it Anon! Congrats! I knew you could do it Look at you!"
>You can't tell if you're genuinely being praised or mocked
>Suddenly your eyelids feel heavy, the story is being interrupted?
>Your eyes close, then open again, and you're back at the sofa sitting next to Shiori
>You turn towards her, wanting to ask what happened
>Then you notice that she had fallen asleep.
>You sigh a little, having just gotten into the "magical girl" routine that you were thrown into.
>Afterwards, you get a blanket and place it over Shiori, a content smile shows on her face afterwards.

>>61587247
No, she loves (Me) and she hates (You).

>>61587247
Yeah, I can see that. Not undeserved mind you.

>>61587256
>furry shiori
>wearthedress.png
>isekai mobs
had a nice chuckle. thank you writeanon

>>61587256 (me)
I fucked up the very last line. Missed a word.
>Afterwards, you get a blanket and place it over Shiori, a content, cat-like smile shows on her face afterwards

>>61587256
Good story anon, keep up the good work. Had a hearty snort

Fuck this I'm in the Shiori thread not the Rhy circle jerk thread

can't comment on a story anymore without it being called a circle jerk.
damn this general has fallen

>>61586910
Carmilla was okay. Most novelites apparently need a month to read a novella so we are waiting until the day after tomorrow to discuss it. I'd make those weekly, but I'm not the book club anon. I don't think me revisiting random novels and WNs I remember flowing particularly well to pick up style cues is very on-topic.
I haven't seen much OC here lately. Mostly just endless "uuuu she hates me in particular, I'm so ronery" loops. I guess it's original content in a way since it takes effort to larp as an insufferable faggot for so long, but holy shit I could do without it. *** might be crossing over into a namefag territory, but he is somehow one of the few people who are not a net negative here so whining about him doesn't help. Maybe your argument would have legs if we had anyone else doing the job.

>>61586910
No, I've only been writing and doing actual work, still waiting till we can talk about Carmilla since that was finished on like day 3.

I guess that's settles it. He's a certified thead celeb now~

>>61587789
Damn not even five seconds and btfo.

>>61587890
>thead

>>61586420
I'm librarian anon and I lurk here a lot

PLEASE I'm not crazy right?

This is from the Sep 19th audio in the archive
https://files.catbox.moe/kz5ay2.mp4
And this is from that post >>61574589, the file was on litter catbox and it expired. Luckily my browser saved it.
https://files.catbox.moe/daa8vd.mp3
They sound completely different. The two post above it was >I am sleeby... as well. Shiori can't actually be here right? Anon please stop messing with me...

>>61587413
>>61587553
Thank you, though you don't have to comment on my shit since it seems doing so is now a cardinal sin. (I'm Tim btw.)
I know there are some that enjoy it even without voicing it, and even if there weren't, I'm writing for myself because it's fun.

Why wasn't she in the family feud collab with her genmates. I was looking forward for her to interact with my oshi in that collab.

>>61588015
It was her scheduled day off otherwise she would have written it was a collab like she did with the minecraft sports thing.

>>61588015
She doesn't do more than the bare minimum and she hates us right now please understand.

>>61587954
I can affirm it together with you that they're not the same audio. But I wouldn't be able to confirm if the bottom ones is from something in the archive or not.

>>61587795
I didn't particularly like Carmilla, but I'll keep my full thoughts for bookclub. It has some interesting ideas.
It wasn't as if I was complaining just about him Anon, the "thread celebs" aren't usually shitting up the thread in and of themselves, but they attract worse schizos and are generally a symptom of a thread in decline. Id prefer if we stopped spending our time talking about him and went back to letting him be anonymous.

>>61588063
I listened to everything for like 3 times just now, it's not in there.

>>61587983
nah, fuck them. I'll comment on your writeposts as much as I want. keep on doing you anon.

Rhy should just do it on twitter and everyone who likes his writing can go there. Problem solved.

>>61587954
It could be from a stream. Time to rewatch every VOD since you refuse to stop being a schizo.

>>61588172
It's AI, anon. It's AI. That's the only conclusion we can get from here.

>>61588181
As nice as that is, I'd really rather this thread didn't go to worse shit than it already does.
Like really, I don't even know how or why a name is being attached to my shit, I'm just Tim Anonymous, that likes to write OC and enjoys reading and writing, like everyone else and would like it to stay that way.

>>61587954
I still don't know, anon. I'll observe your search with great interest since I find it amusing.

>>61588045
>scheduled day off
I still can't decide whether this a good or a bad thing. I just want her to integrate herself better with the rest of hololive but I guess I'm asking too much.

>>61588429
Something something introvert something something own pace.
Think the way she bonds with others like Fauna is just fine. But to each their own opinion.

>>61588386
just ignore them anon. don't let the schizos and shitposters get to you.

>>61587256
Not really furrish but still a fun read
Maybe you wore a fursuit (for some reasons )and shiori tried her best not to judge you? Could be a comedic setting
Thank you for your work anon

>>61588352
I thought so too, but it can't be with all the noises.

>>61587954
I'm actually getting excited about this one.
But my theory is that it's her skinwalker that she kidnapped and forced to shapeshift as her because she's gonna showcase it in her cryptid stream.
That audio was the demo.

>>61588429
Anon it's important for her to maintain a work life balance. Two days off a week is the minimum I would accept for myself so why expect less for shiori. Her schedule is perfect, and will help her avoid burnout.

>>61588650
She's already burning out. Compare her early streams to her latest ones.

>>61588650
Yeah if people want to collaborate with her they should really get availability settle more than a few days in advance. EN has such a bad problem with last-minute planning

>>61588498
Sadly ignoring them doesn't make them go away or improve thread quality and for some silly reason, nor do I believe it's entirely shitposters and schizos. I care about the anons that mean well too.
At the very least I want something better than "she totally hates us."
Still won't stop writing but if commenting on my shit stops some anons from feeling upset, then that'd be nicer.

>>61588814
Just shut the fuck up already.

>>61588505
Thank you for your criticisms, it's nice to see ways of improving. Yeah not really furry-ish but I have no idea at all what I could write about it. I thought about (You) in a fursuit but the idea is technically meant to revolve around Shiori and this is the best I could come up with, as lacking as it is.

>>61587954
EXCLUSIVE /HERE/ AUDIO
SHE LOVES US

>>61588858
>>61588814
Not a schizo or this anon, but i agree. You talk about yourself just as much the antis, post your shit, thank the comments, and leave it at that. This is the shiori thread, not the (you) thread

>>61588960
Do I comment on this or what? Honestly just want to get the point across that I really don't want anons thanking me for stuff anymore because it somehow triggers people.
Yeah, probably the best idea, it is the Shiori thread.

She's not /here/.
She doesn't know how to soundpost.

>Shiggers melting down
>Shiggers biting bait, AGAIN
>The usual samefagger is here
>Thread policer that doesn't want OC is Shigger
>Namefagging Shiggers
>Needy Shiggers
>Heart schizo Shiggers
>Anti writing Shiggers
>Anti self improvement Shiggers
>Shiggers whose whole worth centers around an anime girl and constantly project onto her
>Shiggers
I wish you were all filtered, instead your shitty gossiping never turned out to be true and you started to like Shiori and glommed onto her like a fucking parasite.

>>61589112
Those are not shiggers
Shiggers only crap on the carpets not on threads

Shiori sex

>>61589112
And people were complaining about the heartschizos... if only they knew how bad things would get

>>61589112
>He says, bitching while contributing nothing at all
This page is caught in a death spiral of people bitching and people bitching about people bitching. Everyone shut the fuck up and talk about literally anything else you fucking autists.

Let's talk about incest with our sister-wife!

>>61589279
This reply is just as worthless.

>>61589404
I don't get the appeal because she's more or less a couple of years older than me.

>>61589404
But she hates us

>>61589483
As is this one.

>>61589404
I still haven't played the game and I doubt I ever will. The only way I would learn what it is even about outside of the stale haha incest meme would be Shiori streaming it.

>>61589571
This too unfortunately

>>61588772
Turns out doing a bunch of things at once wasn't a good idea, now we can see measurably less Shiori content.

>>61589645
This one also
And the one in writing right now
You all got the point but ignored the message

>>61589548
Underage anon...

>>61589710
+1 reply

God this page is retarded as fuck. Note to the editor to delete it

>>61589679
>x-days since last Twitter audio
>x-days since last ShiorinTunes
>x-days since last kiss
>x-days since she last called herself our goth gf

>>61589971
Chapter. Retarded chapter.

>>61590035
The thing is, if not for the doxx sisters, would she still be the same? We'll never know.

SHE HATES US

>>61590092
They didn't do shit. Shiori turned away from us on her own.

>>61590092
You mean the prechatfags.

We were doing well for a few hours

>>61590310
They're included in the term ''doxx sisters''

>>61590374
Wonder what time it is in India

Day 25, Apron, am I writing about nudeaprons? Nah that's too easy.
Rentry for past stuff: https://rentry.org/sggoi
>You stumble upon an abandoned building
>The rain is unrelenting, it's heavy, sound is being obscured by the heavy pitter patter.
>Without a second thought, you enter the building, hoping to avoid the rain from assaulting you further.
>Utterly drenched, you notice that there's lights coming from a certain room towards the back.
>You enter and find yourself in a rather well-kept living room, a fireplace is roaring, and another room has a light on.
>You hear a voice echo throughout the room and resonate inside of you, as if the voice isn't speaking to your ears, but rather to your brain.
>"A visitor? Or maybe...Hmm."
>Inky tendrils grip onto your legs, and tug hard at you, having nothing to stop yourself with, you fall to the ground hard, and are immediately dragged into the other room.
>Screaming and trying to free yourself is futile, you're effortlessly dragged along the floor.
>You notice your head is bleeding, did it start from when you fell to the floor?
>The tendrils drag you towards what seems to be a kitchen, the walls are stained crimson, a soup is boiling and you see what looks to be arms on hooks, hung around on wire racks.
>There you see a girl dressed only in an apron, her back is towards you, her hair split in two colours down the middle.
>She speaks out, and it seems that it's the same voice you heard earlier: "Oh, the next ingredient is here, lovely."
>The tendrils now lift you up upside down, you feel the blood rushing to your head.
>She turns to face you, it seems she's wearing a carnival mask, but you can see golden eyes peering out through the eye sockets.
>She giggles a little, then calls out: "Salt, Pepper, come here please."
>Two cats walk in, they look relatively normal for cats, however you notice some form of ink, just like the tendrils that are suspending you in the air, leaking off of their fur.
>The cats approach you, and you try to shoo them away with your hand, however inky tendrils appear and restrain your arms.
>The cats lick your hand slowly, one cat purrs as it licks your hand while the other seems rather revolted.
>The cat that showed revulsion proceeded to take a shit on the kitchen floor, to it's owner's immediate disgust and anger
>"Pepper! What the frick did I tell you about shitting on places that isn't your litter box!"
>She clicks her fingers, and suddenly inky tendrils carry a mop to clean it up.
>She then faces you, though you can't see her face, you could somehow tell she was smiling at you.
>She takes a chinese cleaver in one hand, and holds onto your right arm with gentle care.
>The inky tendrils help to extend your arm out.
>You're about to beg her not to, but before a word could come out, the cleaver falls and your arm is effortlessly separated from your body.
>Before you could even scream, a blob of ink covers your mouth and muffles all sound, you could only cry.
>"Thank you Yorick" she says happily.
>The girl turns her back to you once more and begins to cut your now severed arm into slices.
>The cat that remained, which you've figured out is 'Salt' proceeds to lick the blood that you've splattered across the kitchen floor.
>Humming a rather broken tune, she takes out a frying pan and begins to sear the slices of flesh that were taken from you.
>The entirety of this night is taking its toll on you, you feel as though you're slipping into insanity.
>She clicks her fingers and the tendrils that had suspended you, now begin to drag you away once more towards another room.
>The room has many paintings adorned on its walls, and a lone table with four chairs stand in the middle.
>There you see a portrait of a rather refined looking lady, her hair is shaped the same way as the psychotic woman's, the golden eyes seem to stare directly at you, however her hair is only black in this portrait.
>The name plate under the portrait reads: "Shiori Novella."
>Suddenly, the tendrils seat you on one of the chairs, fastening you to it and making sure you cannot move or escape.
>Once tightly secured, the door to the kitchen opens, and the lady with the carnival mask walks out with a serving cart.
>Trays of meat line the cart, and she places a plate in front of you, and another opposite of you.
>A third plate is placed down on the edge of the table, and the cat Salt jumps up next to it, but doesn't begin to eat.
>The psychotic woman then sits in front of you, and removes her mask, her face is the same as the portraits above her.
>"I hope you like the meal. I worked very hard for it."
>Inky tendrils appear behind you, picking up a fork and a knife and slicing what used to be your arm, then it carries the fork towards your mouth.
>You try to keep your mouth shut, but Yorick who was still covering your mouth, forces it open, and you're forced to eat.
>She watches you as you eat in disgust, and giggles softly while watching.

Good morning Novelites

Dear Shisus,
Please give me the strength to survive another Endless Eight. My wife, Yuki Nagato, endured 15,532 fortnight loops, yet in the end, it came back to bite and break her.
I want to have the same resilience as her. But also the reminder not to carry all the burden by myself. And in the moment that I fail to do so, I wish for my comrades to be there to support me.
Amen.

>>61590617
Extremely arousing anon, thank you. Only missing a long shiori rant about cannibalism

>>61590520
21:07

>>61590787
>9pm
Ah, I see, that makes sense

>SEAschizo is back
Please tell me what ticked you off, I genuinely don't see it.

>>61590520
But why India?

>>61590774
If I had more space to write, I would have included a short rant about how (You) tasted better than the others. Thank you (Though I don't think I planned for arousal to be the reaction.)

>Prechat niggers doxxing Shiori again

These fuckers never learn.

I thought she increased her mod count?

>>61590617
even in my nightmares, pepper still shits on carpet.

>>61591011
Are you insane?

>>61591011
Prechat is worse than the schizos that infest this place, her fanbase is becoming increasingly toxic day by day. Or at least the toxic ones are getting more and more vocal

>>61591011
But in these tides of wars, how will I know if it's the sisters falseflagging as prechatters?

>>61590617
is this inspired from the recent cannibal game talk or did you just happen to have a cannibal story ready?

Am I insane? I don't see any doxxing in pre-chat? Wtf are you talking about

>>61591195
Not so much doxxing as talking about her IRL location.

>>61589719
Anon... How old do you think Shiori is?

>>61591011
You made me check and it's just retards talking about time zones. Most people outside of /here/ and even less savory places don't think about it in these terms. They literally don't see anything wrong with it.

>>61591185
No, I've never played it, seen anyone play it, or even looked it up. What even is that game about besides what looked to be incest?

>>61591227
Mid-20s. Anyone a few years younger than that is underage to me.

>>61591289
Optimistic about her youth I see

>>61590617
Halloween scary story, nice
Too bad you have to cut short, the eerie vibe suits well with the cannibal persona. Also, do you feel pain when your arms get cut off, or do you go insane from feeling nothing
Thanks for your work anon

>>61591340
Do you claim to know her real age?

>>61591452
You do, but Yorick cuts off all the screaming, so all you can do is tear up and cry. Doesn't stop (You) from feeling the pain, but to the reader, all attempts to show how painful it is, has been blocked off besides your eyes.
The insanity comes a bit later but it also distracts you from the pain, if that makes sense.

>>61591456
Nah but a lot of the media she references clearly supports an older estimate.

Shiori pls

She will not disappoint.

>>61591637
Since there are really no mentions of pain, it feels like (you) are screaming only from fear, and confused from not feeling the pain you should. If the pain remained (you) can't really tell from what's going on. maybe something like
>The pain makes you want to scream out loud but a blob of ink covers your mouth and muffles all sound, you could only cry in agony.
>Despite the torture you somehow remain conscious, although the dizziness makes you barely hear her talking.
>When you finally gain your mind back little, the girl turns her back to you once more and begins to cut your now severed arm into slices.

I want to believe

I see novelites are keen on hurting me again.

>>61592295
Ohh I see.
Thanks for the input, I should consider writing about it in a bit more depth when it comes to stuff like that. Thank you very much.

>>61592321
Just close your eyes, shigga. Just walk away from the thread.

>>61592395
But things exist even if I don't see them.

Good morning everyone!

>>61592460
good morning anon

>>61592418
And?

>>61592418
Do they really? Prove it.

I hate you. I hate you. I hate all of you. I hate all of you. I hate you. I hate you. This is your fault. I hate you. I hate you.

Soundpost anon! I believe your rrat. I want to help you with the search. What have you cleared so far?

>>61589404
Henmama please get the perms for this one, it will be a success stream!

>>61589197
I'm Pepper x

Fuck you.

>>61592633
Shiori doesn't play FOTMs tho

Completely ignoring the "Everyone hates me, woe is me" fag.
What do Anons generally feel in the month of November, is it anticipation towards December? Or for the Americans is it anticipation towards Thanksgiving?

>>61592783
Shiori will do a turkey enema handcam stream.

>>61592783
I'm a britbong so no thanksgiving anticipation, but autumn is my fav season so it feels like it's time for hot spiced drinks and gaming and books under a thick blanket. The morning walks with all the crunchy leaves are beautiful. And turtlenecks and cardigans for extra warmth. It's also weird because it's nearly the end of the year.

>>61592783
You didn't even attach a Shiori

>>61592783
Filler month before December. Shiori's costume for the month is unironically the most exciting thing about it.

>>61592783
I hope she has a baking/cooking stream. Maybe an apple or pumpkin pie.

>>61592783
Anticipation towards Thanksgiving. I am a MASSIVE foodfag, love to cook, so all of November is spent planning out the menu, acquiring ingredients, and doing prep work. Looking especially for to the hot habanero stuffed mushrooms and Caribbean seasoned turkey

>>61592783
November is when it gets hot as shit here despite still being Spring. That said it's mostly just a filler for December. The movie watchalongs with Shiori (and advent) will be cosy at least.

>>61592783
November is game release month so it's mainly anticipation for whatever game I'm interested in for the year

>>61593035
ah, a fellow foodfag.
>hot habanero stuffed mushrooms
are you gonna deseed them and remove the membrane? or are you using a hotsauce? I think they are too hot for most people to handle.

>>61592460
Ignored fast

>>61593035
Damn, just the thought of that stuff makes me hungry and wanna cook something nice.

>>61592942
The last time I did, I got accused of avatarfagging with Shiori. I didn't even know that was possible, but here we are.

>>61593228
Actually using a habanero preserve from our garden, intend to mix it with some shaved beef, peppers, cream cheese(to even out the spice) and Mexican seasonings.

>>61593408
>homegrown habaneros
my shigga. I have to harvest mine this week so I can start my ferments.
that sounds good. and yeah, the cream cheese will definitely cut the heat a bit.

>>61593377
Some people like certain styles or artists and end up using the same images a lot. It's really noticeable. I have to hold back myself.

>>61592783
Partly happy because it’s cold and as a fat fuck I can wear layers and have it won’t be weird, but also sad because it’s nearly the end of another year and I don’t feel like I’ve achieved anything

SHIORI PLEASE PLAY RUSH E I'M BEGGING YOU

>>61593619
NTA but I'm definitely guilty of using the same Shiori images despite having hundreds of others. Also holding myself back

>>61593677
I thought that was name for a game, didn't know that song it was called that

>>61593552
The full menu (tentatively) this year is
>Devil eggs
>meat and cheese charcuterie (wine, of course)
>Fresh baked pretzel rolls
>Stuffed Habanero Mushrooms
>Goat cheese stuffed, bacon wrapped dates
>roasted butternut squash soup
>Green bean casserole
>Spicy cornbread casserole
>Baked and breaded Mac and Cheese
>Caribbean seasoned turkey
>Lemon pepper stuffing
>Garlic and Cheese mashed potatoes
>Homemade egg noodles(family recipe)
>Raspberry pie
>Chocolate pecan pie
>Homemade vanilla icecream
Pain in the fucking ass getting it all ready with my wife but so worth it.

>>61593619
Time to make more shiori pics
this is mine, please don't steal

>>61593968
???

>>61593968
its already over for you

Original content do not steal

>>61593888
>Goat cheese stuffed, bacon wrapped dates
You had me here. The rest sounds too good and I'm not even american so I don't celebrate this kinda stuff.

>>61593888
that sounds delicious. most of the stuff shouldn't be too bad to make but having only one oven sucks. me, I hate making finger foods, especially if I have to serve a crowd. at least you have your wife to help you out.

>>61592611
Nothing, I have just been looking through the soundpost archive. I don't remember any stream where she said that (she says I'm sleepy a lot, but never exactly like that)

>>61594039
It is truly the most American of holidays to spend all morning (and a lot of the previous day) cooking food and starving yourself just to pig out for days on end. God bless America. I hope shiori has a good thanksgiving.

>>61594141
>but never exactly like that
But are you sure?

>>61594136
Fingerfoods are ironically the part I like the most, fulfills my self delusions of being an artist.

>>61594192
I can't say I'm sure 100%
But if that was in a stream, you would be able to hear other sounds like her bgm or game bgm. The noises sounded like it was recorded from phone

Why don't you just post with different personalities?
The four voices in my head take turns to type so I won't get recognized. It's that simple.

>>61594294
I make sure to balance every quality lost I make with a shitpost just so the shiggers never gets to comfortable around here

>>61594284
Yeah, I had the same idea. Twitter sound? Piano karaoke or somewhere else where she turned the BGM off?

>>61594294
sure thing novelight, the iphone filename is all that i need to know that you're a shitposter

>>61594340
Nobody makes quality posts here so jokes on you.

>>61594396
Yes? And you're 100% sure I never use my PC to post stuff.

>>61594550
>Indonesian owning a PC
Kek

I wish I could turn everyone in the world into me.

>>61594294
I don't mind being recognized. I just don't like the idea of disturbing the void. If people wanted a discord they would just go on discord. 4x the avatarfagging is clearly not the solution.

If Shiori's forearms are short, that must've mean that she has small feet.

>>61594141
>Will you forgive me now?

>>61594248
to each their own I suppose. I no longer have the patience to de-stem and stuff 100+ mushrooms like I used to.

>>61594741
She is tiny overall.

I don't think we can Shio-rin~ out way out of this one shiggers

>>61594746
What

>>61594701
my wife taking a selfie

>>61595070
4th post below the soundpost. It couldn't be, right?

>>61595447

>>61595592
>someone someone

I want Shiori to break my neck

>>61595632
That's on purpose, do your internet maymay reps.

>>61595581
That entire thread was full of schizos vagueposting random sentences.

>>61595592
This shit won't apply to me if I'm not a Novelite and still call Shiori my wife.

>>61595873
Anonchama, your reading reps.
>Novelites when someone calls Shiori their wife: "Eat your pills okay?"

>>61595952
Read?

>think

>>61595806
My rrat:
>shiori likes changing her goodbye ritual
>she got bored with the kisses
>tries to change it up
>"Hugs were okay, so maybe they'll like lullabies, too." "I mean, it's more personal than a hug."
>tries
>schizophrenia ensues
>shiori posts a soundpost and asks if we forgive her now.
Your part of it sounds believable. I'm trying to figure out why would she do that. We have to wait for that soundposter to explain where he got the audio from.

>>61596350
I did that today

>>61596388
>shiori likes changing her goodbye ritual because she thinks doing the same thing each time is boring
This part is actually true though. So many Novelites still don't understand that Shiori likes spicing things up and having variety.

Shiori sounds like she's 14 and 32 at the same time. What's her actual age?

>>61596520
Double that and give it to the next person.

I've sent out another ~100 job applications this month and I only got 1 interview. I'm about to actually start lying on my resume.

>>61596388
Anon, if she wanted to calm down schizos she would just post a twitter audio. There are a dozen sources the audio could be from including PL VODs. The schizo who intentionally left it vague is not going to tell you shit.
Why am I even explaining this?

>>61596520
The average of those two numbers.

>>61580086
Cool morning

>>61596657
it's already afternoon...

shiori kill me with gun

>>61596619
Nah that would make her younger than gura

>>61596697
Her high school classmate had a Switch. It's time to accept it, haganon. She's young.

>>61596676
I jwu

>>61596617
You're explaining it because you're a nice person. Thanks, anon. I can't believe that other anon duped me.

>>61596728
She misspoke and meant a DS / 3DS.

>>61596617
She doesn't care, she's not /here/ and you're not important to her.

>>61596834
Good. Imagine being the kind of retard who wants his oshi to be /here/.

She's 27. If age really matters to you.

She's /here/ and she uses reddit spacing whenever she posts.

>>61596690
Face the wall.

all of you will pay and so will shiori

At this point I can’t even tell if it’s a raid or if this thread is just filled with naturally occurring schizos

>>61597095
When in doubt, it's always both

>>61596973
I mean, it is grammatically correct...

All of you

shiori feet

>>61597393

Can anybody bake? I'm taking a wild shit.

>>61597484
Let it die

>>61597484
STOP THAT PEPPER

>>61597484
Can.

>>61597484
FUCK YOU PEPPER YOU PIECE OF SHITE

>>61596922
Huh. That's younger than I thought, kinda assumed that she'd be a true hag

SHE'S HERE
AND I'M IMPORTANT TO HER

>>61597655
>>61597655

Written.