/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>61567530
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments:
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>61567569
Amen

>>61567874
>He isn't great obviously
Say that to my face I'll fucking kill you

>>61567569
Amen.

>>61567569
Amen.

>>61568145
He isn't great obviously

Mister, I need some money... What do I have to do for you to give me some money?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhrRudEJ6aI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhrRudEJ6aI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhrRudEJ6aI

>>61568325
You have to kiss this other kid.

>>61568145
He's honestly quite okay at singing. Not great but not bad.

>EN member
>covers EN song
BASED
A
S
E
D

>>61568372
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xz3u7fZFoQg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5-yWTQtyjA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkiK9V1INws

>>61568372
holy shit, they are dropping all the songs at once

>>61568515
I always hated this train of logic but I am happy for you, EN cover anon

>>61568215
>>61568514

By the time October ends, Bettel will have already released more solo cover songs than Altare. Let that sink in.

>>61568372
>Secret song
I wanna know god damn it
He talked about how it wasn't popular, but it's something you go "of course he'd choose that" to

>>61567569
Amen
>>61562489
Sometimes I wish I was a man so I could potentially feel this idiot clench around me as I fucking pound him into the mattress and seed him. Him sobbing in the sheets and realizing he likes it when I treat him as my cumdump would be icing on the cake. But being a woman is fine, he has introduced a very delightful appreciation for femdom in me. I would just have to be a bit different with my approach, but the screams would be the same. I want to wipe those tears away and stroke his fluffy hair until we fall asleep and do it all over again

>>61568749
an OST for any of the VNs he has played maybe?

>>61568711
It makes sense from a music standpoint since they'll obviously be a lot better at singing in english
Unfortunate though that I don't really listen to any english music

>>61568145
He sounds like he has a barbra streisant nose

>>61568731
I didn't know we were doing numbers on the covers now

>>61568325
defeat me in yugioh

>>61568325
You can mow my lawn

>>61563389
You mention Axel's project as if that was a tempus-related one like no, if only 2 out of the 8 participants are tempus members then it's not a tempus cover.

>>61568948
Yeah but they are in a japanese company with anime avatars. Not to mention that getting fucking perms for english songs are close to impossible because that's so many layers of perms on top of eachother, I am amazed that Bettel even had the perms to sing those songs officially to begin with.

>>61568711
>but we don't have perms!
Is such a cheap excuse for a corpo like COVER, anon.
I don't mind if the talents are enamored with Japan music and want to pursue that kind of music, but considering this is EN with EN audience a cover of an EN song that can connect you with your audience is just much more valuable.
It's a language you speak, and maybe even a song you loved listening to during your younger years. It's just SOUL.

>>61569689
I get what you are saying but Axel still payed for that cover to be made and is on his channel. Also tempus related or not, we are still getting a song from Axel, like how I was equally as happy when Axel was on Nana's cover.

>>61568983
What does that even mean I googled her and apparently she sang cry me a river but her take is beautiful?

>>61569896
I don't really think is that deep but hey, at least Bettel got to sing mostly EN songs as covers, so there you go.

>>61568983
>tries so say bettel sings bad by comparing him to a renowned singer

Flayon is giving a lot of hints right now, I don't know much about songs to really guess

>Song about sucking
>Has fangs in the image
>"Taste"
It is fucking Diabolik Lovers

>>61571892
gpen love

>>61571972
Same

>>61571892
God I don't have a flayon membership atm but the way I will renew instantly if true

>>61571892
>otome
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon/status/1718890630791745808
There's no fucking way it isn't you little brat

>>61571892
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qwCDWlktuA
This song? I never heard of this thing on my life but it sounds pretty neat.

>>61572453
He said it's not specifically from an anime, so it would probably be one of the game openings
Which one, I'm not sure. Both the first and second games are 10 years old, and the third could qualify as "nearly" as specified since it's 9 years old

>>61572453
Even before the anime there were a few character songs though I wouldn't be disappointed with Mr Sadistic Night either desu

>>61570143
>>61570668
I didn't say he sounds bad i said that you can hear his nose when he sings. But he really should get that vocal coach

>>61572716
>you can hear his nose when he sings
what? does he actually have a clown nose making sounds? dude is really committed to his bits wow

>>61569689
it's axel (holotempus) big project, he's the one hosting, whoever participating doesn't really matter

>>61572716
I like his nasal tone, there's nothing wrong with having a unique singing voice. But I do agree that he needs proper coaching, since the nasal straining is the most prominent thing you hear when he tries to go outside his range, like trying for the higher range in Woven Fates. I'm hoping all the boys seriously take up vocal coaching and dance lessons in the near future, they seem to be heading onto the proper idol path and they need all the help they can get.

>>61569689
>Discarding Axel's big project that he paid a huge sum of money for and is really proud of just because it has women in it
Surprisingly, most vocaloid songs are female heavy because the most popular vocaloids are female. And the boys aren't that comfortable singing in jp anyway

>>61573047
*meant Dead World, not Woven Fates. Bettel went higher range for DW and Axel went higher range for WF, I thought both of them sounded slightly awkwardly nasal in their takes.

>>61573047
i hate how the only person that got a coach right away, stuck with it and got noticeably way better quit before his journey even properly began. it still hurts.

speaking of axel singing
https://youtu.be/pee9O-K4IvY
https://youtu.be/pee9O-K4IvY
https://youtu.be/pee9O-K4IvY

>>61573406
Exciting!

>>61573294
I thought Axel sounded amazing in WF and didn't notice him being nasal at all, thinking about it I don't know if I have ever hear his voice as nasal even though I've caught most of his karaokes, maybe I just don't have the ear for it

>>61573406
hehe pee

>>61573186
>most vocaloid songs are female heavy because the most popular vocaloids are female
Counterpoint: Flower
But she isn't one of the OGs, so she's never really in these bigger songs

>>61573341
i would give anything to go back to the 200k loops and 5hr menshi karaoke timeline, the happiest times of my entire life spending all day listening to him rip his way frantically through a huge variety of ranges, genres and tones all in one exhilarating nonstop rush of raw talent. my king of all trades. my lord... lost forever... he's not the same even if he goes on

>>61573610
>the most popular vocaloids are female
>Counterpoint
>She
Also, actual who?

>>61573973
Flower is an honorary boy
I genuinely thought she was one for a couple years until I was on her wiki for something
>who
One of the most prolific voice banks besides Miku for a few years now. A decent bit of post-2015 producers use her as their primary bank, like Balloon, Nilfruits, Kirai, or the topical Nulut given Hakka's coming Fixer cover

>>61573697
i would do anything too, it's just not fair
https://twitter.com/57mth/status/1718708743767285835

oh sex

feelin kinda robbed with nonstop VG sex and aniki having to clean up for the mixed collab. i wanted to gluck out on his monstrous halloween glizzy

Is Axel not participating in the Valo Vsai?

>>61577424
Ping

>>61577424
He would need to practice nonstop cause doesn't really play valorant

jwu sleeping with several blankets and pillows and eating candy before bed pretending i am sleeping next to my jester uuuuuuuuuuuuu

>>61578724
*punch*

My guess for Flayon's song is something from Diabolik Lovers

>>61578724
where is my guy

>>61578724
who

>>61578724
I miss him so much

>>61578724
Lazy whore

>>61578724
This dumbass is high on sick meds in some ditch he dug.

remember when bettel called flay a cat in melon game

>>61568325

>>61579508
No, I remember him calling him a dog though.

>>61568325
>>61579073
This artist's style is very uncanny

>>61579746
kek never forget

>>61569126
Some people are desperate for drama since no one cares about the girls being on Axel's cover, please understand

where is my blue fuck

>>61577424
Why would he? Axel isn't even good at Valo

Oh Magni, what you could have had.

staying up another hour or two but if bluegaki doesn't come online its joever

>>61581300
Tempus making me think furry art is cute, owari da

>>61578724
Leader of the covid guild........

>>61578724
if he doesn’t show today he is LITERALLY dead

>>61569689
It's expected. He doesn't even want to stream 1 on 1 collabs with his own genmates because reasons and then you find him on some outsider woman's channel talking about gross sex stuff. Hakka is the only other stars rep here. Kronii can fuck over Shien and ignore Tempus when they were at their lowest and still gets invited to grand stuff like this. But it's fine bro, the brotuberfans and the Axyumes(the ones that still exist) are going to slurp it up just the same without question. Nowa may have been a sporadic menhera time bomb but Axel has been consistently a dull disappointment in this branch for a long time now

Omg axelschizo hi!!!

hope you guys are ready to watch everyone play a chilla's art game again
https://twitter.com/ChillasArt/status/1718836234808873452

should've post it on ao3 instead of here I think

Am I crazy
I swear Tempus played rocket league

>>61583032
>Caring about collabs
>Ever

>>61583646
Strange thing to say. Why would I not want to see the Tempus boys collab with each other?

>>61583032
Take a chill pill

>>61583870
Don't you know anon? You live and die by your solo content

>>61583585
Yes, you are crazy. Take your meds.

>>61584013
And some collabs every once in a while with your own genmates would not hurt, surely?

>>61583998
Try to refute the actual criticism, dude. People are allowed to be annoyed by Axel. Flayon and Bettel get shat on here all the time, I don't know why Axel is allowed to be immune from criticism

>>61583263

>>61584396
Axel streams while flayon and bettel do not.

>>61584450
what's this fuckboi frowning about

>>61584053
No...

He's trying to lure leader out of his slumber, isn't he?

>>61584558
Flayon streams. But Bettel's tardiness is annoying as fuck and he gets plenty of flack (and bait) here for it which is how it should be. Just as Axel's seeming disinterest with anyone from Tempus deserves criticism

>>61584659
I would never want to collab with people who are constantly late or have shit taste in vidya.

>>61584577
>Stealing Altare's joke just like how people stole Magni's jokes after his graduation
Oh no no no, Leader is going to graduate

>>61584577
>>61584733
He really is going to exorcize the demon

>>61568325

So it seems that there's still some of you that are just too lazy to watch the original Mr. Schadenfreude, or are just too dumb to understand anything in the music video. There are only three male characters and one of them rapes corpses. Obviously you can't give that role to a guy if you're making a cover of it.

>>61584713
Sure, bro. I actually am a Tempus fan so I would like to see them collab with each other instead of random outsiders

>>61585100
Why not, Altare is a perfect pick

>>61585100
>one of them rapes corpses
He's just being professional

the burgers are waking up I see

>>61584713
yeah we already know brotuberfags only watch Axel to self insert as him whenever he's collabing with some woman and don't actually care about Tempus. no need to remind us again.

>>61585240
Altare prefers to rape the living. It's no fun if they don't struggle.

>>61585240
sure but he'd never know peace again

>>61585320
Shouldn't you be busy running star wars into the ground with your real self inserts?

>>61585404
NTA but wtf does this even mean

What happened to marika?

>>61585448
I think the implication is that I am gay or a woman because those are self insert charas in star wars??? no idea

>>61585456
Isn't that postponed to next week?

axelschizo and unicorns, feels like a real halloween

ah the good ole brotuber boogeyman, the source of all the /mans/sisters problems

I forgot how corny a lot of you are

>>61585563
Oh all right, I didn't know there was a new date

>>61585624
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuYVBC6r848

Hello, if you are a brotuberfag (particularly an Axelotl), kindly kill yourself to avoid inconveniencing the netizens of this thread. Thank you.

>>61585740
I want to have hate sex with you mwah mwah mwah

>>61585448
People are realizing that the male self insert is a myth and the real self inserts are women thanks to south park last weekend.

onahole looking asses... all of you

>>61585974
"Mary Sue" is a trope for a reason.

This is one of the hottest Flay-variants i have ever seen. There is also this really muscular cosplayer that this reminds me of. Would be nice to see that cosplay

>>61585740
go to catalogue if you're going to beg for collabs

>>61585740
Ueeee ueeeee

>>61585974
>male self insert is a myth
Always has been. The pussy pass is real.

>>61585974
I self insert as the boys all the time, but not because of any girl interactions

>>61586181
based

I insert myself into the boys

>>61586053
beg for collabs with people in the same gen? why are brotuberfags low iq?

>>61586181
I did that with ves when he collabed with the hq a lot. Don't have a lot of male friends left so it felt nice to pretend and he was the closest to a "literally me" personality wise.

>>61586299
Look, a dead person

>>61586359
>Beg for collabs
>Get called a collab begger
>Get confused
Sis...

>>61586388
>unironically using sis
Go back.

Watching Bettel's return stream, his hat is cute as fuck. I want to burn this witch at the stake

>>61586467
Now THAT would be a Halloween stream

>>61586552
Yea he needs to let me rape him live on stream for Halloween

Where is Leader right now? Correct answers only

>>61586706
Running from the other boys in blue

>>61586706
Inside you

>>61586706
bred

>>61586706
burying them

>>61586706
Being used as a toy by his dominatrix mother

>>61586706
he's probably raping a pikachu plush in a feverish haze.

>>61586706
Being lazy

>>61586706
not leader anymore. its regis and hes busy eating kids who plan to trick or treat

I want to roll Betsy into a blanket burrito and cuddle him

i miss nature anon

>>61587271
She's been doing the mascot edits and biology posts

>>61586422
chill out female that shares the same mother and father as I do

>>61567530
WHAT DID YOU DO!!!!!!!!

do you ever realize just how teeny tiny phantom is

>>61587503
I didn't notice this kek

>>61587503
Alright op is a bitch

>>61587503

>>61567530
Thanks for using my shitty edit as op

>>61587271
I'm still around, I did biology post for the mascots of the active boys and I have been coloring my drawings of the mascots with other colors and design stuff. I do have a nature anon edit waiting to post but was taking a small break since I felt my purpose was reached I prob will start again soon.

>>61585100
who got that role on axel cover? idk shit about the song

is it weird that I love my oshi to death but I'm getting tired of constantly keeping up with streams (and shit games like melon) so I watch maybe two a week max

>>61573610
I love Flower! (Nice art ;p)
https://youtu.be/UdpwOLSKMLA?si=p0IaJ_yIZl9GLBk8

If I were to join Holostars and do karaoke, I'd probably sing a lot of V-kei songs, mostly by Versailles and Jupiter.

>>61587503
OP is based

>>61587981
That just means you enjoy them a healthy amount

>>61588069
cringe

All the boys have fan rep mascots except Bettel but in stars jp none of them do except Oga, sasuga

>>61588069
hetshippers please learn to actually draw please

>>61588153
what about this one?

>>61588206
StarsJP don't care, that's why their numbers tanked

>>61588308
We respect jp here, cunt. Go back.

>>61588263
you're still cringe

>>61588206
i thought shien's fans were the cats?

>>61588206
Bettel and Oga should switch places. Clearly they don't belong to their respective branches.

>>61588433
Oh you could be right, maybe only MaFia then?

Excited for the collab but hoping and praying Axel and Flay don't start the unprompted coomer waifu talk that goes on for way too long this time.

>>61588206
bukatachis...

>>61588206
I prefer fan mascots more than the standard ngl

>>61588385
Why should I respect them when they don't even respect themselves along with their fans

>>61588586
Alright, axelotl. Whatever you say.

>>61588646
STARSEETHE

it's the classic starsjp bait again

>>61588566
nta but i've never seen that thing
i thought the black cats were his subordinates
who are these niggas then

>>61588206
Quite a few have unofficial fan reps, I see fantoms drawn a lot.
Still think magmites are the best design though.

I think we need one more member just to compensate for the constant number of members dropping off like flies. Having 4 active members at all times would be a good balance

>>61588806
those are his pets like nekoyama. nakayama (second largest) and koyama (smallest).
the purple mascot with sunglasses are his fan mascot

>>61587837
Moona.

>>61589169
what did aniki mean by this?

>>61589225
she ourple

>>61589060
got it, bro's got a lot of pussy

>>61589060
It's a wonder clockwoman hasn't stolen those mascot designs from him too

>>61585100
>Obviously you can't give that role to a guy if you're making a cover of it.
that's bullshit, if you were to ask me.

>>61589323
holy shit you shienfags still holding onto that grudge kek

>>61589060
I actually love that purple thing so I kind of wish I was a big Shien fan now.

>>61584791
>Nijisanji
KILL YOURSELF

>>61589253
what's with purple things and raping?

Almost curious what happened out there to bring the samefagger here

>>61589406
Go back, faggot.

>>61589225
"Gakupo long purple hair, Moona also long purple hair. Thinking is difficult, just keep it simple, yo."

>>61589493
this is just when he usually shows up

>>61589060
the two on the right looks like when the cow fetus is born a ball it's called an Amorphus Globosus

>>61589485
No wonder Altare and Shinri both love purple...

>>61589485
Rio is blue

>>61589557
Banzoin Hakka has purple hair too.

>>61589225
the girls picked their roles themselves

>>61589613
i fucking hate you fuck you for ruining them for me

Why is Altare avoiding me

are the allegations of Rio currently fucking hakka true?

>>61590065
Rio has more top energy

>>61590065
>hakka_is_mine_hehehehehe.webm
https://youtu.be/g16-u1sC6x8
yes

You can now listen to samples of VPs
Timing is very interesting
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_aprilfoolsday2023
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_valentine2023

>>61590065
Depends on if you mean "fucking" in the general act of sexual intercourse, or if "fucking" implies that Rio is on top. If it's the former, then yes; if it's the latter, then no. In that context, Hakka is fucking Rio.

>>61590255
Lol, you couldn't be more wrong, Rio tops VG

>>61590255
hakka doesnt have a dick

Why did no one post Flayon's schedule? Did all the machitroons leave?

>>61590426
Still can't get over how shit flay's fanbase name is, dude doesn't even like macaroons

>>61590220
naisu

>>61590219
The evil in that laugh...

>>61590536
He would've never gone with it but I love Flaymates

>>61590604
Pure evil. Probably fucking and sucking him six ways to Sunday as we speak.

>>61590219
That is such a sinister laugh. Rio must be brutalizing Hakka's butt right now....

>>61590628
Flaymates living in the Flayboy Mansion

>>61590628
Flaymates (You)

>>61590219
Soundpost of this absolutely pure evil succubus of a ghost.

>>61590628
flaymate is cute, i remember him randomly saying that a couple months back and it sounded nice in his voice

>>61591077
incubus

>>61591077
I'll never get over how beautiful Rio is

>>61590220
You can only get 20 seconds of Altare before thinking goes off the rails, lol

>>61589877
Because

how scuffed is the collab game going to be

>>61592821
It'll be only 5 people so it should be alright

"If I offcollab with Shinri, it needs to be like the best offcollab ever. It needs to be like, every day needs to be fucking extreme...I want him to have the experience of aging 20 more years while he's around me. I want him to have the experience of rapidly aging as he approaches my location."
https://youtu.be/tYeG3Nw8RrA?t=5841

>>61592821
Half of them won't be able to get the game running

>>61593447
Shinri is going to die after their hardcore offcollab sex...

>>61593942
Dragons don't die easily

>>61593976
Hakka will change that He is using that game he accidentally retweeted as practice, he is going to be prepared!

>>61589585
>there is a gay kike itt whose made it his life to samefag here
Lol, I guess not all of em get to do the big boy gayops in civilized western countries

>>61589020
Would have to be someone that doesn't go to the same events as NA members

My 24 IQ jester

When is the Street Fighter 6 tournament?

>>61595296
Next week I think

collab in 7 hours... altare is suspended isn't he

>>61595599
No. It would've been announced already

Made more cookie mascots last night but fell asleep before I can post them. Cookie Axelotl.

>>61589020
I just need someone who streams rpg's, doesn't stream the fruit game, and is openly against covid events.

>>61596105
CUTE

>>61596105
Yum

>>61596105
This guy is cuter than the actual axelotls

>>61596105
He must smell like cinnamon

>>61596321
>This anon prefers spics over black and white people

>>61596382
The hakkusy is too good

>>61596105
*dips in milk*

I like making these recolored mascots it is fun. Makes me tempted to try and draw the mascots I haven't done so I have more things to play with but then I got to give biology lore for them and I don't want to write magmite biology cuz they are fucked up homunculi. Not necessarily cuz I have issue writing about such things rather cuz I have no idea what to write for them. Also not sure what to write for vesper's mascots and don't know about drawing chibi-rus which is the only one i have a writing idea for. Cookie Phantom done~

>>61596582
I've been tempted to make Magmite biology/behavior posts. I headcanon chibitrus to be a smaller R-TRUS unit with limited capabilities meant to accompany Flayon in places where the big nigga himself can't go.

>>61587503
I genuinely did not notice that edit was made before I used it as an OP. I just saved it from the thread without looking at the source when I usually save pictures from Twitter itself. Gomen, it won't happen again.

>>61586299
based, dilator-san

>>61596933
>Tranny talks about dilation in a thread that has nothing to do with it
Typical 41%er

>>61596820
I should start this anime soon, I've heard good things about it also elf boy when?

Magni said Tempus was te first group of real friends he had found in his life, why did he leave them behind then?

did I just miss it or did holostars not have a concert this year? I watched the last one so I assumed they have one every year like the girls have holo fes
i hope we will get another concert that will include tempus when the time comes

>>61597203
>bettel
>trying anything

>>61597079
what? i was just trying to make a joke

>>61597225
He tried my pussy last night

>>61597170
u know you can be friends with people that aren't your coworkers

>>61597302
Yeah, I don't actually consider any of my coworkers as friends.

>>61597142
It's surprisingly solid, I say this as someone that doesn't enjoy anime anymore

>>61596820
Who's altare's frieren

>>61597241
No trannies

>>61597170
He got burnt out

>>61596820
Those dead eyes really fit leader

>>61597400
vesper

>>61597170
Got burnt out most likely.

>>61596779
I encourage it. It is a fun thought exercise. Interesting my idea is something completely different. I like seeing other people's headcannons because everyone can have vastly different ideas for the mascots.

>>61597476
kek

>>61597476
roru
rumao

>>61596820
sauce?

>>61597895
my asshole is wide open, leader~

>>61597895
Nice. Just red eyes looks a lot better than full palette swap

>Streams
AHHHH IM BURNING OUT HELP ME SISTERS!!!!!!!!!

https://x.com/valkyrie_illust/status/1718773449458381189?s=20

>>61598181
Axelotl, we gotta cook

>>61597269
Yeah, mine

>>61596820
if he's himmel that means altare is dead.
cute art though.

>>61596787
<3

>>61598181
Kek that costume is perfect

>>61596787
heh, gomen op-san

How are Altventures doing?
If it were Vesper, the thread would be filled with "UuUuUuuuuuu" for 3 days straight now.

>>61597895
pretty boy what have you done with my oshi

Wait for it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQXk4hgsq1w

>>61598452
I'm dead inside, I need him back

>>61598452
been listening to his karaokes in the meantime but it's starting to hurt a bit

>>61598452
getting close to uuuuuuing ngl

>>61598452
>>61578724

Good morning, /MANS/. Excited for all of the stuff dropping today

>>61598452
I expect to see him tonight so I'm containing myself.

>>61598746
Are you burying Magni's body, anon? Good job!

>>61598072
Palette swap makes him look like a pointy Flayon

>>61597079
I need to know who’s breast these are
PLEASE

>>61598708

>>61600000
I dunno who's gonna post this, but whatever they say, they're Vesper in disguise and should be ridiculed for their opinion.

>>61598452
I miss him, but I'm fine with waiting. I'd rather he takes the time he needs to rest since we've seen what happens when he tries to stream sick.

>>61599143
What did they say?

>>61599051
>who is breast

>>61599280
Can you count

>>61598181
Cute lotl

>>61599051
Unfortunately I hate SEAnigs so you have to look for the source yourself

>>61599330
>>61600000
No

>>61599051
>>61599284
I found her:
https://twitter.com/fluffyplatypi/status/1683394364092063747
https://twitter.com/MxM_Quist/status/1683302277795438592

>>61599036
No, Flayon looks like Regis

Lol

>>61599674
I pissed in that lemonade

>>61599722
I drank that lemonade

Cute

>>61599774
Why

https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1719060615443169349

>>61599674
I hate the WhoroWhores

>>61599816
Poor Axel

>>61599816
these bitches get more sick than the girls wtf

>>61599735
just makes me think of monty python...

>>61599793
I want to eat these things

>>61599735
why's bettel still human

>>61599816
HQ is so over..

>>61599284
>>61599411
SORRYYY I WANTED TO SOUND FUNNY WHILE ASKING FOR THE SOURCE OF THOSE BOOBS
>>61599425
THANK YOU, SHE’S SUPER HOT,she looks so soft dude I wanna cuddle her while watching magni

Lol at all the desperate Vesper posting. No one got mad about Axel's cover in Catalog, huh.

>>61599896
who else are the dogs going to fuck?

>>61599810
Cause i like your piss

>>61600000
VESPER!!!!!!!!!!

>>61599842
Yeah I also hated Vesper

I successfully drew a chibi-rus so I made a biology note thing for them

Chibi-rus life cycle notes~

~Creation~
Chibi-ruses are a very rare evolution of a machiroon. This evolution is triggered by consuming a large amount of technology while bonded to a non machiroon creature. Part of the reason this evolution is so rare is the fact that the technology needed for this evolution is quite rare in elysum. As such they are normally only seen with humans capable of making the technology themselves.

~Traits~
Chibi-ruses become permanently armored no longer being turn off the armor made the the metal in their bodies. They seem to no longer require solid food but enjoy eating for fun. They however need electricity or liquid fuel of some sort or they will shut down and stay in that state until refueled. Some Chibi-ruses can make a solar panel in order to recharge themselves without electricity or liquid fuel. While normally red,black,grey,and yellow they can take other color palettes as well.

~Behavior~
Chibi-ruses are very helpful unlike the their pre-evolution. They communicate with a combination of electronic hums and whistles and tend to sing using these noises. When low on fuel they tend to act drunk and will become aggressive when locating a fuel source attacking anyone who tries to prevent them refueling. They seem to regret these attacks afterwards.

>>61600061
i feel so bad for shinri and whatever the fuck that thing is supposed to be. when he gets his new model he'll never use the original one ever again.

>>61599984
Hehehe. Just teasin little mag, carry on.

>>61600162
Ewwtare

>>61600061
what's with the beads

>>61600186
KILL YOURSELF

I hope axel and altare are doing okay by the time of the collab

>>61600090
I want to kick this cute trash can, but I don't actually wanna do that.
>>61600045
Stay away from my piss

>>61600000
For some reason, I'm seeing the replies to this post in-between the digits and the arrow options instead of the far corner...

>>61600285
Replies were posted before the post was made

>>61600113
The art is fine but I am not fan of his clothes or even his hair. I hope a second outfit makes him look 10 times better

>>61598452
Uuuuing internally but happy that he actually took the time off to properly recover instead of dragging it like last time. I really hope I see him later tho

>>61600216
I have a vague memory of him talking about it, but I was a bit distracted...

>>61600352
how the fuck

>>61600442
Holy shit I forgot the koillective used to be called comfykois. Good name change

>>61600113
I love his face and his outfit isn't too bad, there's just no effort put into polishing it or his torso. His abs look like abs I'd draw as a middle schooler

>>61600061
i hate his model so much, because it's so boring and obviously low effort
it's super uninspired and like 80% of his model just got mirrored

>>61600478
Post has a funny number >>61600000

>>61600442
i'm so glad that coomerposting ended real quick after debut

>>61600564
where did he even come up with that
it doesn't sound like anything

>>61600591
the number is so cursed that some replies to it show up as if they're replying to a dead post

are you guys shitposting or are the newfags rampant

>>61600594
I'm glad he was really firm with his chat about it early on. His chat could be so much more awkward than it is if he hadn't.

Cookie Hakkitto~. Need to recolor my chibi-rus to cookiefy them too.

>>61600113
His model is solid, a 1.5 to give him some dimension would be nice though kek

>>61600622
No idea. But keep in mind Axel wanted to call his fanbase dagoes

>>61600728
cute cute cute I wanna consume

>>61600564
We dodged a bullet with that one for sure. Shinri is great, but he's painfully bad at names.

>>61600747
>a 1.5
normally i'd joke about this meme since the last boy to get a 1.5 quit but no one would miss shinri if he left so whatever.

>>61600728
Faggot don't make me tempted to bake the cookie mascots, I already have to bake some pumpkin pie tonight

>>61600757
he's always had a thing about the italians huh

>>61600728
cute

>>61600816
No one is missing Magni either, sister. His yumes followed him to whatever the fuck he's doing while the tourists never really cared about him

5 hours until HallowTempus and still no signs of Leader

>>61600757
Making me nostalgic... Remember when pre debut Axel's personality revolves around being a Yagoo fanboy and Apex

>>61600841
>Aruran getting chased by dingo Axel in his nightmares because he decided to huff some petrol

>>61600945
the dead can't post on xitter

What do we want as our HALLOWTEMPUS OP art?

>>61600728
Caramel chips or small Werther's originals for the Cookitto would be divine

>>61600826
Do it coward cookies aren't that hard.

Cookie Chibi-rus~

>>61601096
FUCK YOU NIGGER MY HALLOWEEN IS PACKED ALREADY goddamn that's a cute little chibitrus

>>61601084
>>61601109

>>61600945
If he doesn’t join he is for sure almost dying, I’m a bit scared for him ngl

>>61600945
shilltare doko? there's so much to shill right now

>>61601109
This one please baker

>>61599674
Unityfags deserve the rope

>>61601109
so cute

>>61599674
cringe

>>61601186
Sounds like a skill issue. Not like I'm much better but I don't have shit to make cookies even if i wanted to make cookies. I make digital cookies instead.

I apparently did another random axelotl last night that i never showed off.

>>61600945
OWARI DA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>61601574
>An Axelotl I can trust near my bike

>>61600090
>them
Is there more than one?
From my understanding it's just a smol body for the R-TRUS so there's only one

Insider info for tonight
The boys are getting new outfits all in theme for Halloween.
They're all getting white blankets over their models with holes cut out for their eyes.
It's an interesting move on Cover's part to give them all the same outfit but they're sure it will pay off in the long run.

>>61601973
That insider? Inside me.

>>61601973
Klan Tempus my oshis

>>61601973
yeah i knew it

>>61601929
My version of lore may not reflect the canon lore as I have no idea about canon lore and just enjoy creating these for fun.

>>61601973
Cover I kneel

>>61600945
Some say he's still at twitch con protesting covid health guidelines, anti vaxx rhetoric, and doom posting.

>>61600728
Cute cookietto

>>61601574
The white axelotl is the best axelotl

>>61602235
Agree

>>61601973
Can't wait for the outfits

flayon in rin's chat

>>61602372
Rin about to go on another schizo fueled tirade about the rules.
Watch out.

>>61602332
WTF
Vesper was supposed to be the only wizard!

>>61602397
Hot, i love my asexual princess