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News:
Ike will be getting a figure: https://twitter.com/ike_eveland/status/1678776453553430528
Luxiem Kuji-Square collab releases November 2: https://kuji-square.com/luxiem-kuji.html
Shu at Cos-Mic November 3-5
Uki at AniAni Festival November 5th: https://twitter.com/AniAni_EN/status/1716062803784880129
Luxiem, Sonny, Uki, Ver and Ren at Anime Creator Expo November 11: https://www.animecreatorexpo.com/nijisanji-en-2023ace
Heroes Half Anniversary merch releases November 15: https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1701068043684839458
OU-EN Cafe Collab begins November 20: https://twitter.com/OU_EN_cafe
Ike at CosCosSuki November 26: https://twitter.com/ike_eveland/status/1704827817169403928
Luca, Ren, Xsoleil, Krisis, Sonny, and Alban at Nijifes 2023 December 24: https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1687795587163537409
Outfit status: 6 weeks

Merch on sale:
Halloween 2023 (Until Oct. 31)
Shu JeogSeoul Collab (Until Nov 5th): https://x.com/lipsjp/status/1709742751909359892
Sanrio Collab (Until Nov. 5th)
Claude Debut
Nijibear Vol. 1

Recent & Upcoming Projects:
Vox Movie (Nov 4): https://x.com/Vox_Akuma/status/1718260436687049163
Claude Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXGLWbMtmtc
Fulgur Duet Cover (Ren is there too): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tb89QsZgHRs
Pio Duet Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gY7FwAp0RMY
SUPER DUPER YEAH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqGhG089yz4

Threesome with Shu and Claude.

wife sex

Fucking finally

He's so nenmen coded

>>61484562
Truly /our/ guy.

Relating to claude since I basically lived like a gremlin for about 3 years as well my bed was so sad...

Found footage of a clawmercian going to a claude stream https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLnd4V8Gfq4

Lol look who showed up

>battle network next week
yipee

I might go to hell but it was a funny imagery

>care about calorie intake
We got another anachan ladies!

>>61485087
He goes to the gym at 6am and his schedule looks like this

>>61484903
HAJIMEMASHITE MY DEAR FRIEND
YOU'RE ALWAYS WELCOME HERE SO FEEL AT HOME

Four scores and sever years ago Mr. Claudemark started the Republic of Clawmerica

I was worried with the valo but his tastes are good

>>61485135
Damn dude that could never be me kek so dedicated

KH fan alert, how much more based can he be

wife is officially becoming chinese! on a serious note i actually have no idea what the fuck this is, time to do some digging on b2

>>61485470
They're selling wife merch

>>61485470 (me)
my gacha-hating wife has become gacha...... hope someone can rip the live2D wallpapers and voicelines
https://twitter.com/KamiWW15/status/1718481172424958021

Claude i gotta go to sleep..... but I still wanna hear your rambles

>>61485692
Wife really is chinese now...I'm so happy for him

>>61484903
Tomo recently came out of his semi-hiatus once Claude's PL graduated because he didn't want his content output to completely grind to a halt after their radio show ended. He first went into semi-hiatus after Tsunderia shut down because he was burnt out on vtubing (since the corp was a genuine black corp). Nowadays he's mostly just working on other peoples' music (which he's really good at).
Before Claude showed up I figured he'd be a better fit for holostars since he's among the best of the best male singers in EN vtubing and he's pretty well acquainted with the red one if nothing else. But with Claude in Niji now, Niji (probably) generally being better for male vtubers, & NijiEN being a better cultural/interpersonal fit it's probably the better choice for him.
Probably the best stream to get a better idea of him is, ironically, the stream where he announced his semi-hiatus, if anyone's interested. Claude was the tsukkomi.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_0zl-QY93U

>>61485808
they not only made him into gacha but also got him to record yume voicelines, what the fuck
https://twitter.com/yuuuurarala/status/1718484846778126664

>he listens to NOW YOU FEEL LIKE NUMBER 1 while he's at the gym
cute

>>61485918
He really will do anything for the b2 sheeps....special chinese privileges

claude likes KHR, based. i was so fucking sad the recent animate collab they had sold out of the hibari and mukuro merch
>>61486121
just become chinese 4head

>>61486213
I am chinese....I just don't use bilibili

Claude LUSTING over hibari dick

violisko. barren.

Claude is great though

Oh god the audio tism

oh god someone asked him about audio quality, we're doomed

I don't understand audio autism since I'm still going to listen to it through shitty 10 dollar earbuds

HYPER AUDIO TISM MEMBER STREAMS

>can do calculus
>not a nerd
Hmmmmm

>>61486264
b2 isn't that bad, especially the app, if you want to give it a try. maybe my brain is mush since i've been using it since 2015 but i like it for clips

>>61485470
If this is the Noctyx announcement I'm never forgiving Fulgur. Please god not b2 again, I can't go through this a second time I'm still pissed off

>>61486559
Haha its all good I don't usually watch clips anyways I just used youtube to watch wifes livestreams and for the rest of the time I just watch true crime videos

>>61486740
you're not happy to have nice animated art and yume voicelines of your oshi? who cares what platform it's on. they're not gonna cart out 3D right outta the gate.
>>61486741
i'm sure it'll all get reposted on twitter and /here/ anyways, no worries

If he actually gets a shu cover out of him I will eternally kneel

His smile is so cute

Yknow what elira is based as hell for giving us dead husband

>>61486912
I kneel to twitter comfys there always spoonfeed me all the things I want.
I don't think that anon likes b2 lol since the last big Noctyx announcement was them streaming on b2 kek

>>61486912
Fuck no I wouldn't be happy with how Fulgur's been hyping it up, and yes it does matter that it's b2 content because b2 is complete ass

Vanta saving graveyard shift hours https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PTqceqeIaw

>>61487142
i hate gacha merch and never buy it on principle but i won't say no if it gets reposted

numberfags not allowed on clawmerican soil

Claude is just like us

>iluna outfits aren't themed
please give us monster ren please give us monster ren please give us monster ren

>>61489212
He will look like this, take it or leave it

>>61489570
nta, i take it

alban LOVE !
i wonder what his heheposting was about

>>61489570
nta but uhh... honestly it'd be pretty funny if he did, you know?

WIFE'S BILIBILI YUME LINES??? GOD FUCKING BLESS THE CHINESE

>Five thousand kindred sitting in front of a screen
>Vox's stream is on
"aaaaAAAAAAaaaaa DaaaDDDYYYYYY UWWWWOOOO!" "DADDY UR SO SEXY" "I love you milord!"
>"Alright, that'd be all from me today, I love you all kindred, here's a big kissy, MWEH."
>All of kindred start spamming supas and making out violently with the screen
"BYEEEE DADDY!" "小盒我爱你!" "TSKR MILORD" "I love you Vox!"
>Stream ends
>One by one, the smiling kindred each blink slowly
>Their eyes all widen as they begin to search around the room, confused
>Already the tears have begun
"D-daddy? Where are you? Daddy!?" "Vox你在哪儿!?" "H-Help! Milord disappeared! waa!"
>Panic sets in, the kindred begin to aimlessly search for Vox
>The search ends almost as soon as it began, with the kindred succumbing to despair
"NO! NOOOOOOOOOO! UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!" "WHERE'S DADDY!?" "I- I- I MISS MILORD!"
>After a long bout of uncontrollable sobbing, the kindred become manic in their desperation
>Some begin running around the room in circles, others begin pounding the wall with their gnarled fists, deepthroating their Vox Akuma acrylic stands, or masturbating furiously to his ASMR VODs.
"HE HATES US! HE HATES US AND HE'S NEVER COMING BACK!" "WHY MILORD!? I PROMISE I'LL BE A GOOD KINDRED! PLEASE! WHYYYY!?" "DADDYYYYY UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"
>The hysteria lasts as long as the kindred still have energy in their shriveled bodies
>Once that energy is exhausted, the kindred yet again collapse into despair
"aaaaaaaaaaa啊啊啊啊啊啊" "ddd ddadddyyy" "...uuuuUUUUUuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuu..."
>This period of catatonia can last for days on end, but usually triggers after a few mere minutes.
>Hours later, the monitor reactivates
>Vox's Runescape BGM starts playing as his next stream begins
>The familiar sight and sounds of their daddy rouses the kindred from their torpor
"ooo..." "hmm?" "mmm..."
>Vox appears onscreen
"Hello kindred." *farts* "I've missed you."
>The kindred, suddenly reinvigorated, quickly spring to their feet
"MILORD!" "DADDY'S BACK!" "HE LOVES US!"
>Scrambling up to the monitor, the kindred take their seats and Hitachi wands and settle in for the stream
>And the cycle continues.

>>61491497
you're just openly a cheater now, huh

>>61491623
im not a cheater! it's simply inevitability! look how beautiful he is!

>>61491858
cute file name. he's not comfortable getting an actual outfit in hanfu so this is the next best thing, and it'd live2D to boot

>>61492043
it looks beautiful on him, although we wont see him in hanfu my own guess is that a future outfit may have some flowy western fantasy robes of some kind

>>61492154
believe in the plan, archivist > shepherd > GUN > shota

>>61492368
wh-whats gun?

>>61492454
gun with a military uniform or gundam, we're keeping our options open

>>61491497
Change the copypasta to this one kindred

>Two thousand comfydants sitting in front of a screen
>Fulgur's stream is on
"aaaaAAAAAaaaa WIFEEEEEEEEE UWWWWOOOO!" "WIFEEE UR SO SEXY" "I love you wife!!"
>"Do not be led astray my comfydants and I will catch you all next time"
>All of the comfydants start spamming gifted members and hugging their screens
"BYEEEE WIFEE!" "bye bye fuuchan!!" “Otsu fuuchan!"
>Stream ends
>One by one, the smiling comfydants each blink slowly
>Their eyes all widen as they begin to search around the room, confused
>Already the tears have begun
"W-wife? Where are you? Wife!?" "Fuuchan!?" "H-Help! Fufu disappeared! waa!"
>Panic sets in, the comfydants begin to aimlessly search for Fulgur
>The search ends almost as soon as it began, with the comfydants succumbing to despair
"NO! NOOOOOOOOOO! UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!" "WHERE'S WIFE!?" "I- I- I MISS WIFE!"
>After a long bout of uncontrollable sobbing, the comfydants become manic in their desperation
>Some begin running around the room in circles, others begin pounding the wall with their gnarled fists.
"HE HATES US! HE HATES US AND HE'S NEVER COMING BACK!" "WHY WIFE!? I PROMISE I'LL BE A GOOD COMFYDANT! PLEASE! WHYYYY!?" "WIFEEEEEEE UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"
>The hysteria lasts as long as the comfydants still have energy in their shriveled bodies
>Once that energy is exhausted, the comfydants yet again collapse into despair
"Aaaaaaaaaaa wiiiiiiiiiifffffffeeeeeeeee" "fff ffucchaaannn" "...uuuuUUUUUuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuu..."
>This period of catatonia can last for days on end, perhaps even over a week in length
>Days later, the monitor reactivates
>Fulgur's Cyberpunk BGM starts playing as his next stream begins
>The familiar sight and sounds of their wife rouses the comfydants from their torpor
"ooo..." "hmm?" "mmm..."
>Fulgur appears onscreen
>"Hello my comfydants"
>The comfydants, suddenly reinvigorated, quickly spring to their feet
"FUUCHAN!" "WIFE'S BACK!" "HE LOVES US!"
>Scrambling up to the monitor, the comfydants take their seats and settle in for the stream
>And the cycle continues.

>>61492528
i keep imagining papers please wife...sexo...
>>61493909
b b b but!!! im attached to the kindred version!! i may cheat on milord but i wont cheat on my copypasta except for special occasions thank you very much for the reformatting though!

>>61495390
I didn't write it haha I just yoinked it from the archives some anons made this a while back

>>61485470
>wife is officially becoming chinese!

I don't get it. Do chinese really tune into EN streams? Is it for english practice?

>>61497221
Most comfydants are Taiwanese or Mainlanders that can speak English and likes that he likes chinese culture

>Claude’s malewife gets in
>but it’s in StarsEN
>romeo and juliet arc begins
I’m awaiting my Romeo and Cinderella cover

claude's 2.0 was so comfy... i'm surprised i sat through the whole 4 hours actively listening to him. i can't even do that with my oshi anymore...

>>61499051
Kindred...

>>61499075
good guess but no. although it's both comforting and sad that other anons get the same feeling

>>61498710
Holy shit can you imagine how kino that would be? An actual star crossed lovers separated by clan loyalty deal

>>61499133
Lucub? Yaminion?

>>61498710
>>61499200
Ike and Hakka...

>>61499202
No, Catholic.

>>61499238
Catholic??? Who, Sonny?

>>61499259
No i wasnt the anon you replied to earlier i was just making a silly joke

>>61499349
I was also making a joke about catholic diddling kids and sonny being catholic kek

>>61499481
I thought you were making a reference to the born-again Christian Briskadets in main that one time.

>>61499686
Oh? I have not heard of that kadet kek

>>61499756
If I remember it was more than one. It happened a couple months ago. Good for them, I guess, but it was also kinda weird.

>>61499686
the born again what lmao

Finally the perfect meme for me

>>61499756
>>61500258
Found it.

>>61500883 (me)
Wait, fuck, why did it come out so crunchy... I wasn't expecting it to be like that.

Unlimited stamina Vanta with a powerful body....

>>61500883
Anon...I can't read anything

>>61500850
If he starts streaming regularly again it'll be perfect

>>61500883
>>61500914
>>61500954
SORRY orz
This should be better.

>>61501005
It's still a bit crunchy but thank you that's really funny kek. Why are Briskadets so wild we have one that has never seen black people and now a born again christian...

https://twitter.com/wanko726_twt/status/1718525606609240078
Luxiem booba fanmerch, the art is really nice

>>61501375
Holy honkers! Shu finally looking like his actual model in this art with those beefy guns he got!

Claude sex while he talks about audio settings

>>61501005
Briskadets kinda scare me, honestly. Very Heaven's Gate type bunch.

Cute whore

Claude asking for cover suggestions https://x.com/claudeclawmark/status/1718616811405775104

Ver in melo karaoke

>>61497221
it's a joke because fuuchan loves donghua/danmei a lot. he does have a sizable chinese audience as a result compared
>>61504912
i'm seeing a lot of shanti but that's been covered to death, i'd rather see him do guru

Enter pio

>>61505482
*compared to others
my brain really skipped over two entire words

Damn he's killin it

Enter hex

Fulgur: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQ94jAqB8R0
Zali: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0W8DfAS_KQ

wife startin', have fun with the conclusion of sally face

>>61506802
I get to watch live this time yaay

My cute wife aaaaaaa hahdhenakalqksjnvns xhs akskql

Kek the fake Uki

I fucking HATE youtube goddamn it stupid lagging shit gr

o(TヘTo) why is my cute wife emotionally drained

>>61508358
funny you should post this just as i was in the middle of my Luxiem dating show rewatch. That was the best dating show out of them all. Mysta was really funny and it was a really nice stream to remember him by.

>>61508474
It was wasn't it! Doppio and Ren were amazing too with Luxiem. I really wish Pio and Mysta could have collabed more, they were so funny together

At least you got money for your teeth... I got nothing

Uohhh baby wife again ToT

Step bro....I kind of ship them more now hehe

>>61509900
always love brothers that

>>61510206
I don't like this one no offence, I prefer the other brothers that

>>61510240
Why did you feel the need to say this.

>>61510322
Because I don't like it and I am allowed to say that they literally responded to my post

Final predictions on what Noctyx is announcing?

>>61510425
Cabin orgy

>>61510425
b2 gatcha collab

>>61510391
no offence taken because I'm the same. I like my brothers that more than your brothers that

>>61510469
Honestly I'm kind of hating all of our brothers that at the moment kek, I think I'm having a menhera week.

>>61510547
nade nade, hope things get better

Kek woke up from a dream of ver accidentally showing a picture of his cute little penis on screen
Also EAT THE CAKE! Perfect rap from Ver Vermillion

>>61510742
thank you anon...vox has been pissing me off recently and mysta is mysta... I'm in a pissy mood and probably pmsing

Wife wants to touch the poop....uoh ToT

>>61510812
Mysta is dead

Hex been alive for a while https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4spbKrrKNo

>>61510935
You don't think I fucking know that? Fuck off I didn't even say specifics fucking cunt

>>61510812
I hope all the exciting things can pick up your mood at least! vox has got his movie coming up very soon. I get the pmsing though, I'd also get a little pissy/sad at mysta back then when he'd be mia

>>61510975
Please livepost for me uweh I'm watching wife

>>61511054
Lmao

>>61511121
probably just asian timeliness autism but vox not streaming for a week and then showing up LATE to his "Big announcement" really ticked me off like I literally wasted my time just for him to delay things again? Like what's even the excuse you have meds you had a week to prepare set a fucking alarm hell set two three alarms...it's so inconsiderate of others time...

Claude soon.

>>61511975
It may be valo... But he is a good boy, I trust him

>>61511496
I can understand that, since it seemed to be an occurring thing, even off stream. though in this instance seems he just slep through the alarm he set. seems like they've all been very very busy behind the scenes though so time probably got away from him. give yourself some time if you need to

ahhhh fuck you YT stop fucking buffering

>>61512287
Try this out https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/459535-ytbetter

>>61499200
Doppio and Flayon...

>>61512325
I'm on mobile...

>>61512506
Welp it's over for you then

Clawmericans look like THIS?

>>61512525
I just want to watch Sally Face...

he is such a specific type of autist

>>61512830
He definitely has ADHD

Oh god that's so graphic

I will start manifesting xeno ren like I did for horned samurai vox, it worked well last time so I hope it can happen again

>>61512720 (me)
Was able to swap to pc and it's working perfectly now...

Here we go... I think after this should be chapter 5?

claude makes me want to peg him whenever he starts going into one of his audio autism rants. him having assless pants does not help.

Honestly I wonder if a bunch of people just can’t watch Kunai because of the lag

>>61515521
Him replying to this with "yeah usually" doesn't help

>>61515898
Can a scythekick confirm if poco pio is a new model or just using assets

>>61516132
Nvm found my answer

Guess I'll have to rewatch some of this later. Fuck you YT I'm using that script now, but it doesn't seem to be doing anything

>>61516132
With all the hits he dropped it's most likely a shota model!

Ash...

>cute wife is playing dressup princess on these hanged up dead bodies
uuuuuuu I wanna do that to him too

>>61519268
But while he's alive, right?

fuu-chan doing his best with the censors kek

>>61519661
An attempt sure was made....

Claw please.....your bro is not gonna survive much longer without you

huh, man I forgot it was a tbc ending

oh and NOW when he's done with the game youtube decides it's no longer buffering constantly

>ten sex
wife sexing comfydants i’m so jealous

choking on salad...

wife’s weak voice after choking on his salad sound so cuteeeee i NEED TO RAPE

poor fuuchan, I've had that too. things going down wrong is the worst

NOOOOOOO FUCK YOU SALAD STOP KILLING OFF MY POOR WIFE. THIS IS THE SECOND TIME HE GOT DOWNED BY SALAD WTF HATEEEEEEEE

>>61520733
i feel so bad but he sounds so sex, it’s like he has a vibe up his ass and wants to end stream early so he can finally cum

rest well our beautiful wife

It's almost claude time fellow clawmericans https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNYqxx_ci38

>>61520797
i also felt kind of bad hearing him cough, it went a bit high pitched, but sounded a little sexy. i'm sorry fuu-chan...

>>61521059
i opened stream just in time to catch him saying bye while dying. reminds me how he said he listened to sexy audio edits of himself and realized they all used sounds of him suffering and in pain

>>61520969
Reminder that his bg looks like this to light up his dinky cave room

>MASK ON
SEX SEX SEX

Please the american jokes are killing me

Man he really does watch everyone

Gaem time

Holy fuck his tism and chill vibes are so good to me

He's the perfect chill streamer.

He will be the only man on this planet to get me to watch a valo or apex stream, hes very good bg noise

It is so cute how he has a minute long answer for every small question

Claude has such a Clint Stevens vibe. He's exactly what I wanted.

>>61522298
Stop calling ADHD autism

>zoroark lover
It tracks

>>61523250
stop... does he actually have adhd? because i've been relating really hard to the way he's answering all of chat's questions and wondering if i annoy people for talking like that

>>61523917
I don’t actually know I just got that impression as well. I’ve never been diagnosed with it though, but I have questioned having it myself

Claude really has the tastes of all time

Lads his laugh is so cute

For anyone watching claude's stream who still has doubts that this is him: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kb6B08ohcAE

>>61526457
Time for detective posting has long passed, I’m happy he’s here and he’s really nice to watch

Claude is a cute malder

He really broke out of his shell, I’m happy

>>61527304
he's already back to his old self and im glad for it

I really like him, he managed to do the impossible and make a solo valo stream entertaining and funny for me.

He cant fondle balls well…

>>61528205
he has a talent for that. you won't be coming to his streams for the games (not just them at least), but for him. not every streamer can manage that.

Pio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9PkADA_rGM

I would go to the gym with claude and be his spotter

He really sounded like he was taking a big one there

My president has left me… Good first gaming stream. NO STOP BEING CUTE STOP

Uki soon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaVLHFjJkIg

>>61533028
The announcement https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1718779907323625687

Noctyx thingy https://x.com/nijisanji_world/status/1718779907323625687

I’ll hold out hope for more luxiem stuff next year since I know for a fact that mysta leaving delayed stuff. Happy for nocturnals though

Uki https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqTZXb1XKaU

>>61533242
>>61533204
>>61533028

>>61533028
>fan interviews
please don't be cringe please don't be cringe please don't be cringe
at least it's not a song

>>61534156
>This episode features interviews from Anime Expo where NIJISANJI staff asked the fans what they wanted to see and hear from Noctyx. See how each member responds to fan feedback and hear how they plan to “level up”.

>>61532765
stream doko

>>61534396
Wait until after nov 4 at this point, he is probably crunching his ass off

>>61534239
bracing for impact

I don’t even need to say it at this point

doing vod reps for spirit hunter, seiji and the MC are so cute... i love when seiji actively reassured the MC because he knew the guy was beating himself up over getting people involved in this kakuya business. sad you can't keep both hazuki and seiji around until the end and the game forces one of them out of commission.

>>61535381
>saying his name out loud settles something in me
holy shit that's gay. they're gay. this is my favorite kind of ship dynamic

>>61535796
wife gushing over replacing hamburger buns with portobello mushrooms... the only math he knows how to do is count calories. speaking of, i learned the other day that portobello mushrooms, the standard gray and white mushrooms are all the same mushroom at different stages of growth.

>>61537901
i think he just came a little in his pants imagining this new milf in the momo wig

https://poal.me/t9xly3
https://poal.me/t9xly3
https://poal.me/t9xly3

...guys?

>>61541080
What's up anon?

>>61541080
sup, i'm still watching the vod

>>61541080
this isn't main if that's what you're wondering.

Ver/Doppio and Ver/Hex this week
Nice

>>61538830
wife don't bring up ducks' corkscrew penises challenge IMPOSSIBLE

>>61541080
I’m coming back home from work

New vps https://x.com/nijisanji_world/status/1718809948896059837

>>61542574
ah this author is a pedo who kidnapped little girls who do ballet...

>>61543384
Sonny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>61543384
Luca Kaneshiro
Shu Yamino (English ver. & Japanese ver.)
Sonny Brisko (English ver. & Japanese ver.)
Alban Knox (English ver. & Japanese ver.)
Uki Violeta (English ver. & Japanese ver.)
Aster Arcadia
Ren Zotto
Doppio Dropscythe
Ver Vermillion
Vezalius Bandage (English ver. & Japanese ver.)
Vantacrow Bringer
Yu Q. Wilson

>>61543828
I'm sad wife isn't in this, I'll just relisted to his Halloween one and pretend we're cooking together.......

im slow and dumb, i just realized the beat up guy with green eyes in claude's lore video is supposed to be his past self. that's kinda sad.

Cute cooks!

>>61544307
mmmm love me some of that selfcest angst

>>61544509
sonny about to pluck my eyes out
piochan about to feed me his piss soup

>>61534239
wtf i went to AX and i didnt see anything like that

>>61544509
i want to bully doppio and make fun of his tiny fangs and bad fashion until he cries

>>61543606
oh this is the zatsu where he talked about tocci. i definitely look forward to more collabs with him, he was fun.

https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1718817525914587269

Clawmericans are too good at memes

first time hearing Claude, why does he sounds like just like Vanta

Vanta https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LAWUQhka7o
Luca https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3G9tUYAb34g

>>61545455
i hope wife does the link click s2 watchalong shortly after he returns from his break. and i'm still so proud of him for the tgcf sponsorship every time i think of it. ah, he's talking about c-dramas. wish he'd watch nirvana in fire but it'll ruin every other c-drama for him. a scary thought just crossed my mind... between nijisanji and b2, maybe they could muster some type of collab with ah jie in the future...?

>>61548742
I wish I was an audio autist so I could describe what's different exactly, Claude is smoother and a tiny bit deeper while Vanta has more gravel in it and is a little higher.

>>61548742
it's more their way of speaking than the actual voices

>>61543828
i know milords been super busy lately and hasnt put on vps very often for a good while now but a cooking one really seems like something he was made for............................................................................................................................. ignore me i've just been missing him a lot....................................

CAPTCHA: AGAYAV

>>61550905
>A gay mv
God I wish

>>61551011
prediction for one of noctyxs upcoming eps

>>61550905
>spoiler
this thread making me dig through ancient tumblr porn blogs to find the exact jgv scene i described.. sometimes i miss 2022 nenmen

nijinuts backrooms collab tuesday 11AM JST

>>61544767
N n n no! How could you! How could you imagine hurting cute Doppio's feelings until his eyes go red and his nose is all runny and his voice more nasally than usual as he looks at the ground and feels so self-conscious of him!! How fucking could you?

>>61556453
>Kindred
>Using wifes picture
>talking about pio
How many more layers of cheating can we go

>>61551368
Ah that one with the drunk bottom pissing himself? It was lovely...2022 nenmen was a different time I miss our old anons

>>61559048
yeah! man it was so hot and really stuck with me. time to watch it again

>>61558941
im not a cheater! im extremely loyal to my boyfriend, my husband, and my wife!

auban schedule
https://twitter.com/alban_knox/status/1718860476556210485

>>61560372
Anons were so much hornier back then....it's like we all got erectile dysfunction now....even wife posting used to be wayyyy hornier now it's just crickets

>>61560805
Polygamy is illegal kindred!!!

>>61565008
i try my best but my hornyposts are left unreplied

ukiki
https://twitter.com/uki_violeta/status/1718879508021887205

>>61565268
i dont care! ill take them with me and transmigrate to imperial china if i have to!

>>61565008
>>61567871
sorry anons i have no energy to be horny after starting work

willy
https://twitter.com/YuQWilson/status/1718886309782007985

>>61574205
ahhh memories...

>>61574455
kek i remember falling out of my chair screaming and crying when my brother made me play this as a kid....

>>61567871
I try my best to reply TwT but sometimes I'm not horny anymore....

alban please get a shota outfit please please please i'm begging you

All he ever did in the past months is to make me cry. I'm starting to think that feeling anguish over his absence is not valid but at the same time I feel like it is... I wish I could evaporate him from my mind.

>>61576716
Kadet? Kindred? I hope you feel better soon maybe do something that can distract you from his absence?

grrrrrr alban knows he's a brat.....
rape correction needed
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/AmUF1aUHHfQ

>>61576716
meds

I’ve not been here for a few days but oh my gods we are more back than previously imagined!

My excitement for demon film is making me feel dangerous levels of love for him

My silly talented demonhusband I love him so much

>>61532765
Wape

Willy soon

>>61578918
milord love

New jam brothers that https://x.com/jam8366/status/1718627918258352261

willy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CohidrmGAOs

Willy will never beat his score

Hi anons. I think i'm falling for Claude. Whenever he laughs at some dumb chat jokes like another RAHH or clawmerican jokes it brings me the giggles. He's so cute. I haven't feel this way since I met my first and only oshi so far. Is this what hitting jackpot feels like?

>>61581935
Yes, now go and bask in that happiness. We make cheating jokes but there's a distinction between oshi and kamioshi for a reason

Really good ren comic, I wish he touched on his (lore) past more https://x.com/NellaR999/status/1718342305105736145

>>61582226
He pumps out so much music I wish one day he could make some lore related songs, wanderers was sort of that but I need moreeeeeee

>>61582226
alien prince with hands full of blood who's only ever wanted to use them to gently hold and keep what's precious to him, god damn

>>61580359
Demon love demon love demon love

It’s irrational but I’m annoyed that a) the NijiEn account hasn’t retweeted or promoted anything to do with the film and b) neither have many of the other EN livers…support him dammit!!!

>>61582667
There's been so much happening lately that I can get the livers not doing promos, but I'm also a little sad that the official twitter didn't rt the announcement thread... Hopefully when it comes out they do it

>>61582667
it'd be really cool if they did a watchalong for it

good morning /nenmen/! today, by request, i have a noctyx puzzle for you all! i hope to see you there!

https://puzzle.aggie.io/Zo9VVp

>>61582667
Your demon overslept his announcement and casually rescheduled it over a duet debut and another boy's stream when they'd clearly all tried to not overlap him.

Now let's go through demon's Twitter and see what was the last project from anyone else that he even retweeted... oh right, he hasn't. I got back to the beginning of September and he hasn't so much as retweeted one project from anyone else be it the new wave debuts, song releases or other projects.

Other livers have said they request retweets by management so thats again, the demon not being bothered. Stay angry.

willy you can't hope to beat anyone with stupid sorting like this

>>61583588
Damn I didn't mean it like that if you were gonna go offline

>>61582813
I get it, but at the very least they could like the posts

>>61582914
It would but I’m not optimistic that they will

>>61583297
The oversleeping was stupid I’ll admit that. At least he had tried to move it back an hour to not overlap Fulgur - but then ended up overlapping him anyway.

He’s replied to or at least “liked” posts about plenty of the other recent announcements, that’s the least the others could do for him vs complete radio silence

But I’ll concede I am also pretty over emotional about him currently

>this could be it
I'm not gonna believe willy, I've watched zali's suika

>>61583297
NTA. I get what you're saying. He should retweet people's stuff more himself but he's just an unorganized barely lucid person so he probably doesn't know whats going on half the time. Still it's a project, arguably much bigger in sclae than any other we've had in EN so far so it would be nice to see wide support for it. No need to talk with a stick up your ass.

Willy suika streams are always greek tier tales of hubris

jellyfish hair love

willy....

Fulgur https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l65jpYTQaH0

I'm excited for this one. Wonder how far he'll get today.

wife time! the comfydant kemono? suit he retweeted is really cool
https://twitter.com/Rubby_uu/status/1718652339773710726

>>61585938
it's actually so cute....

Aww my wife is feeling emotional this morning :') we should watch about time too I love that movie

wife is ovulating and feeling emotional. he sounds oddly fragile and vulnerable this morning, i want to simultaneously bundle him up and break him into pieces

>>61585938
People can hate furries all they want but I am genuinely amazed by people that make cool fursuits

>>61585938
>>61585988
Cute furry comfydant

>>61586051
I want to bundle him up and tuck him into bed

>She's horny
Uohhh wife is emotional and horny he is ovulating

>make me a middle-aged man damn it
Wife really does want to be a dilf

Oh wife you don't know....you really don't know the rent in california is crazy

>>61586472
can't wait for him to look like hellagur and mlynar, i love pretty old men

His Ban voice makes me so horny...
>>61586674
I love ikeojis I hope we get more porn of wifes archivist outfit

I can't wait for Fuuchan to see what happened in this case

Can't even make a sucking dick joke because his voice got wrecked by lettuce kek

Wife....but hey now you're an anime boy!

Just keep streaming at 10AM if you don't want to stream earlier, dummy

Wife please you probably have the most normal functional schedule out of all the boys

>>61587341
But it's be 1 hour later for everyone else...

>>61587341
honestly... i know we joke about him being chinese but i always felt like it was unnecessary to move his stream an hour earlier, especially because it completely fucks over the west coast NA watchers
>>61587424
i was gonna say we have claude now but waking up at 5AM isn't exactly normal kek

Rose is literally me

WIlly finally has a good board setup..... Nope he's already fucking it

>>61587576
I mean 5 am isn't super insane if you're like a morning routine person, I used to wake up at 5am for school until I went to uni and could pick my own schedule

Wife is so horny for rose kek

>>61587719
i'm so sorry for child!you anon... i had to wake up at 7 and it was miserable

>>61587465
The people watching him late at night already fall asleep to his streams or stay up the entire night, so I don't know how much of a difference it makes...But regardless of that, he should stream when he actually wants to. I've always hated when people change their schedule and then struggle with things like making it to streams because it is too early, but Fuuchan has always been pretty good about it. So even if I think it is just an unnecessary change that messes things up way more for one part of the world than it fixes for the other, I at least trust him to more or less keep it. I'll just miss it being at a better hour for me, as always...

>>61588105
Wife has never really been late to a stream he's a responsible big boy! And 1 hour really means a lot even for night streams 9pm and 10pm is a big difference!

>>61587934
Yeah school started at 7am and I lived pretty far way and we ate breakfast before leaving thus the 5am shit haha I got used to it tho now I still wake up automatically at 5am but then I go back to sleep

Oh no...is he starving the children, poor girls. I mean he might also be starving them to make them the perfect ballerina thin and waify

This idiot doesn't know what famished means,dummy

Ike mechanical pencils soon

Maybe offer her food?

>>61588316
school starting at 7AM is fucked. nothing is registering in those teenage noggins before 10AM

>>61588219
And waking up at 6AM instead if 7AM is a big difference too! I've always preferred staying up later or finishing a VOD I already started rather than getting up earlier or having to come in in the middle of a stream having no idea what is going on in a story driven game, personally... But I'm sure other people prefer it the other way around.

Willy keeps getting lower and lower scores it's honestly impressive

>>61588596
There are pros an cons to every decision but it is up to wife in the end on what he wants to do, he might just stream at 10am he might stream at 9am it is what it is, I can't watch his streams all the way through anyways so he can do whatever he wants

>>61588587
I think it's just the asian mentally lol to build discipline or some shit technically school started at 7 30 but we had to pray before class lmao. 7 30 to 3pm was my daily routine from middle school to highschool :'D

>>61588769
Yeah, it is always up to him! I'm just explaining why it sucks for the NA side of the fandom, especially the PST sheeps... I'm used to livers changing their stream times in ways that suck for my schedule at this point anyway kek.

>>61589154
nta but being a NA fan is always suffering

I suppose you can use the word edacious or just dig up some Shakespearian word

Willy you need to stop...

>>61589154
Honestly wifes schedule kind of sucks for asian and NA sheeps lol his schedule is perfect for the EU tho haha, too early for NA and too late for Asia

A couple synonyms for hungry because I was curious and googled it
>athirst
>rapacious
>voracious
>edacious
>esurient
>esurient
>covetous

It could be a ceramics or porcelain dolls wife...those are pretty heavy

This game is peak "phrasing" kek

>we need a mommy under the sheets
Me and wife uohh

B-breast feeding? Uoahhh ahhhhh arghhr askdkfhdks airthree I'm I-I breast feed???

>wife: *I* do not lactate
suspicious, sounds like something someone who lactates would say

YOU CAN SHOVE YOUR NIPPLE INTO MY MOUTH

>>61590063
Mommy wife under the sheets with me as he breast feed me...uoahhh

>>61590212
Literally us right now

Halloween tomorrow <3

wife playing sparklers while wearing a sailor uniform and cute slouchy socks!

>>61590438
And I have nowhere to go :)

This one must be hitting wife particularly hard since he was a kindergarten teacher and really love kids...

>>61590438
Going to get me some discounted candy!

He's probably cutting it off to "treat" it and make them stiffer or more flexible so he can make them the perfect doll, then sewing the limbs back onto the girls

>>61590534
I LOVE HALLOWEEN. Even being home can be a fun time anon~
>>61590683
Have any preferences on candy or sweets?

Why is the translation becoming worse and worse kek

Wife and his authority figure fetish....

>>61590752
I love dark chocolate things and sour candies! Brand wise maybe Nerds, Smarties, Hersheys, etc. How about you anon?

>>61590939
i'm still convinced he has a sir fetish

Mr.Ban....so hot
It's okay wife I don't know history either

>>61591135
He definitely has a sir, ma'am, mister obeying authority fetish kek.
Mr. Ban and MC sexy school teacher roleplay....ToT

Wife is making me so horny but this case is so sad...my wires are crossing kek