/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

jig
jong
juice

Spooning and kissing Pippa's neck while she jongs until we doze off

>Wake up
>Put Shiina on the telly

I miss my adorable daughter-wife

post hateships
Pippa x Pink Cat

Goodnight /pcg/, I miss green woman

>>61490991
nini hexling!

I love this stupid rabbit too much.

>>61490966
>>61490610

>>61490966
froot x ant

Would she?
She would.

Uh... unicorn bros... don't spectate r****l's match...

>>61490966
Lia x Nano x Lumi

>>61490966
Your oshi x (You)

>>61490991
Remember, the bedbugs bite because they care.

mahjong causes great damage to the human spirit without any benefit.

are you all just spectating or do any of you want to jong

>>61491062
Lia and Lumi tagteaming Nano...
>>61491073
Probably true, but I don't care!

Pippap is a strange girl, do we know what makes her to act the way she is?

>>61491089
Some days I'm not in the mood to jong. I'm reading a book while listening to cute Nasa noises.

>>61490966
Pippa x Gura

>>61490966
Lia x Matpat

>>61491089
I'm always down to jong. It didn't look like there was much activity in queue though.
>>61491054
Are you seriously being a jongspy just to cuckpost? shame on you jonger.

>>61490907
THATS BANANA BREAD YOU DUMB BITCH

>>61491089
I can

>>61491110
Nano needs to be sexually tormented for real

>>61491137
Breathing in second hand meth fumes at a young age

>>61491054
Fuck you fag, if I could take your spot on her list to keep you from cuckposting I would.

>>61491137
mentally deficient but I still love her

https://puzzle.aggie.io/PxhWGh

>>61491198
Why is Pippa such an abusive husband?

>>61490991
Goodnight Hexling

>>61491198
Y-you don't like it?

>>61491054
OH NO she's jonging with *gasp* a man!, whatever shall I do.

kys and go do something productive

>>61491137
there is nothing abnormal with how she acts

based on last threads discussion
>>61487750
>>61487519
we now have a room post in /vsj+/
>>61489986
I'm not going to be able to post it every thread so if other jongers want to upkeep it that would be useful

>>61491198
I want sleepa to berate me and tell me to kill myself, then comfort me on her boobs.

>>61491291

>>61491358
why are you a liar to me? everyone says Pippa is not very normal I just want to know why she isn't

>>61491341
NO. FUCK YOU! DUMB WHORE! MAKE IT BETTER NEXT TIME!
*spits on the bread*

>>61491359
Do it when the collab nears. A jong post taking up so much space probably wouldn't go over well.

I think Lia should do unspeakable things to Neuro

HEY PIPPA YOU DISGUSTING GLOWIE AGENT!! Hope you have a restful weekend! Halloween soon! Henya collab soon! GIANT CINNAMONROLL SOON! Thanks for being so kind, and you have a cute and silly voice! PIPPA CUTE OK??? Pibba lub! Will pipellow be friends with Pippinamon roll?

>>61491292
that's not pippa

>>61491368
I don't remember writing this

>>61491089
I'm still streaming so I'm not doing either. Probably gonna just go to bed after. Oh, and post ritual.
>>61491054
Unironically kys

>>61491455
How does one rape an AI?
>>61491475
You're right... I kneel.

>>61491436
they seemed to have received it well and the jannies didn't nuke it

Nasa cute

cat

>>61491197
I was legit checking R-Man out
>>61491256
Not on her list anyway, cuckpipi :^)

>>61491089
I already jonged enough today, still grinding for expert so I can flex on yall and Pippa.

>>61491521
You type in the chat box “*feels up your pussy* nice genitals bro, really soft and puffy ahah”

>>61491561

>>61491054
Oh my sweet baby Jesus... she's... JONGING?! With... REZUUL?!!?!! DOESN'T SHE KNOW HE MALE SO HE HAVE PONIS?!?!?!

You can't even use the leverage of her obsession with Uwu, you're shit at cuckposting, you know that?

Pippabros why does she spend so much time offstream with male 2 views in the jongcord? I thought she only used males for content? How is she making content by playing with them offstream?

>>61491426
Yes ma'am...

>>61491613
>You can't even use the leverage of her obsession with Uwu, you're shit at cuckposting, you know that?
NTA, but he's there too.

>>61491500
NO LINK?

>>61491544
I don't know if I would describe it as well. In my opinion it's not necessary to repeat the number. It makes the post look more obnoxious or irritating to people that don't care about it.

>>61491561

Attention Jongers!
Tournament ID: 214131
>Tournament ID: 214131
Tournament ID: 214131
>Tournament ID: 214131
Context: >>61279398
Using MJS tournament as a lobby so people don't need to keep posting and updating rooms, particularly during real jonging hours.
No manual approval stuff, just follow the tourney and you can see who else is waiting for a match.
You may need to re-queue if you've been waiting a while.
Set to end on Dec 26.
Per >>61487750 (Me), feel free to cross-post. Millions must jong.
"Scoring" is currently highest 5 consecutive scores because that seemed the most bs rng that doesn't matter
Feedback welcome, nothing is set in stone.

>>61491613
retard

https://puzzle.aggie.io/PxhWGh

>>61491669
good point, i'll reduce it to one ID line

>>61491630
I'm going to buy smokes, have it fixed by the time I get back bitch.

>>61491561

>>61491613
embarrassing post

>>61491650
Waow what are the odds :^)

>>61491760
I mean its not surprising.

>>61491652
Not shilling here.

>>61491724
Blind? >>61491284

Stop leopard posting. She's no longer allowed here!

>>61491795
The opposite in fact, it's expected at this point

>>61491817
ok, which general do you shill in then?

Pippa love~!

I wonder if she did take the threads opinion into consideration, but instead of jong streams without uwu she's just not gonna stream it anymore? Save for the Henya collab.

>>61491625
she's single. you do realize this yes? do you expect her to stay single forever? or date someone NOT in the industry? and not to mention, she has enough discord history with uwu specifically to warrant complaints about scrolling down. come on, anon.

>>61491817
POST YOUR CHANNEL FEMANON
>>61491829
no.

>>61491893
No. I think its just more convenient and less stressful to use the jong discord. She will probably do open jong again eventually.

>>61491880
/asp/
>>61491917
Sorry, I have the debuff.

>>61491827
Oops.

>>61491953
so im not the only /asp/ie /here/?

>thinking this loop shit is going to affect anyone at this time of day

Honestly, Pippa and Lia should collab on Coffin ch3 when it releases.

Even when angry, Nasas still so cute!

>>61491054
spell his name backwards and read it out loud

>>61491953
Ah, I see now.

you guys gay lol

>>61492032
Good idea.
And I hate the thing

>>61491902
NTA, but she knows how a not insignificant portion of her fans view her, if it was just off stream shit and we never saw her and uwu interact on stream I doubt people would care, but she brought it to our attention with the collabs and the way she acted during them.

>>61492023
I was on /asp/ until they made /pw/ if that counts?

>>61492157
Yes, and?

>>61492157
Yeah well I'm sucking on your dick so what does that make you?

>>61492202
Suck my dick

>>61491893
If anything she's just going to take opsec around him more seriously. She'll stream jong, but she's cutting back on the deliberate cuckposting because she knows were not stupid.

>>61491902
Wait do people not know about zax anymore? My god....you fags freaking out about uwu are actual unironic newfags...

>>61492239
Are you pro circumcision?

>>61492023

So rrats, who is "Nyanomancer"? Brand new jong account.

>>61492288
Literally google answers this.

>>61491902
>and not to mention, she has enough discord history with uwu specifically to warrant complaints about scrolling down. come on, anon.
If they are a thing, I wonder if he'd be ready for the shitstorm that would rain on him if he fucked it up somehow and it got out.
>>61492242
>deliberate cuckposting
I really hope she's not doing it intentionally, if so then she must have forgotten or doesn't care about how much like her a lot of her viewers are, and I'd like to think she's better than that.

>>61492288
Pippa should unfriend everyone /here/ except me.

>>61492276
People know, but again, there has been no sign of him, and thats mostly what people want. He doesn't even post anything about her, just some stuff from other talents.

Where THE FUCK are the rrats about discount rick and caramel idol?

OK guys. I've been coming to the general every day for the past 26 weeks so that basically makes me an oldfag. I deserve a ritualpost but I don't know what to spam the thread with. Spoonfeed me ideas that would annoy you the most.

>>61492473
sir i am jonging i dont have time to cuckpost im busy bending over nyaggers

>>61492343
>I'd like to think she's better than that.
Why? Has she not proven time and time again that she's not? How many more times does she have to go through the same cycle we've been in for the better part of the last year?

>>61492288
>Nyanomancer
another maletuber.

Well jonged
The shadow realming continues

>>61492473
I like Pippa and have a cuck fetish so it doesn't work with nyaru.

Goodnight, /pcg/
I love Pippa

>>61492591
nini capipi!

>yuri joins vshojo
>outgrows Pippa before the end of the year
Would you be mad?

Peepa wins!!! Yaaay!

>>61492288
he's a vtuber, I know I've heard several twitch vtubers say his name, I think he's probably uwu or grimmi adjacent

>>61492634
No. I'd be happy for her. But she seriously doesn't stream enough for either of those things to happen.

>>61492591
Remember, the bedbugs bite because they care.

>>61492179
>>61492179
right, the thing is she knows how that portion is and she doesn't like that portion. these were the same people who had a meltdown during every bit of the zax arc. this is her saying "get off this ride while you can", being as transparent as she can be without significantly jeopardizing any part of her career.

>>61492276
im as old as old gets, and he's been silent for about a year. the only notable thing currently is that he's still part of the yunicord, but besides that? nothing new to do with pippa.

>>61492343
keep in mind this is a male 2view, i really doubt he cares. if anything id think pippa's want for him is stronger than anything he has for her, more of an career opportunity and available hole.

>>61492634
Don't care about noombers, the only important thing is content and the streamer

>>61492578
well jonged
the shadow realming never ends

>almost half of all the games in the tourney lobby end in shadowrealm
I-i don't want to play want in there...

>>61492343
I hope she isn't either, but we really can't put it past her. Keep in mind, she does it with a fictional character all the time FOR that reason, and only recently cut back.

>>61492766
I'm sure its nothing doremu. I've played a bunch and I haven't been shadow realmed once.

>>61492409
>>61492722
Anon his mom's facebook has them in a relationship still...this is why I think anyone freaking out about uwu are actual cucks or newfag cucks. Regardless, you are inventing scenarios in your head involving uwu and are meltingdown because of it.

>>61492732
Don't deal in to the obvious honitsu man

>>61492591
Night bunposter

>>61492591
sleep well, lil bun

>>61492722
>Two collabs and some off stream games is as she can be without significantly jeopardizing any part of her career.
God, you really wanna be so right that you'll stretch that far, thats...
>keep in mind this is a male 2view, i really doubt he cares. if anything id think pippa's want for him is stronger than anything he has for her, more of an career opportunity and available hole.
Ah, just a cuckposter, nvm.

>>61492766
>want to play want

im going to be stuck in novice forever if i keep getting baiman'd on the last round

>>61492814
Different anons...

Even the cuckposters are playing jong now. Grim...

>>61492901
Still applies to both.

>>61492891
Just tsumo before they ron

>>61492906
billions MUST jong and WILL jong

>>61492817
I deal into a lot of obvious shit, I'm not folding that far in fourth in friendlies even with a dogshit tenpai

>>61492891
Jong rank is really about the grind, lad.

>>61492814
>Source: Facebook
Anon...

>>61492591
Goodnight Bnuyposter

>watching the henya collab
>ad every 5 minutes
YouTube is so fucking horrible

>>61491902
>she's single
does he know?

>>61493022
Yes anon, they've been doxed. You too can find her Facebook and how she talks about those christmas cookies.

>>61492971
Fair but that was guaranteed to shadowrealm you. You still have to pick your battles, even in last. You still had 3 rounds left and you would've been dealer in one of them.

>>61492964
i really want to kick Sakana's ass at jong, i had the opportunity twice but i was too much of a newbie...

>>61493101
Are you telling a better player than you to fold in friendlies? Seriously?

>>61492814
>>61492843
all of the cope from you faggots is baffling to me. i guarantee you were the retards buying that zcuck was gay lmao. personally, i don't care about letty. but i see what she does to this thread and the anons in it and so my message is simple: if you think a formerly socially starved cute, quirky 25 year old woman is gonna stay single for (You) or better yet, stay in a relationship after moving into separate houses and having incompatible sleep schedules to do anything but what, dinners on sunday and monday? you're in for a world of hurt. but hey, we'll see how this ages in the coming weeks.

Pretty good day. Chill streams, chill jong, Mumie karaoke.
I hope cuck and coomer posters are ripped apart by rabid dogs and impaled with rusty spikes. :)

>>61493144
I'm expert too nigger

>>61493127
same anon, same.
I will get him one of these days

>>61493144
He's not wrong, I should've folded there and I should also be folding basically every time I toujoukurone-7.png and then push the tile anyway, but I'm still not going to

>>61493172

Mahjong Soul is the assasination of Franz Ferdinand to this corporation.

Wanna see the chuuba's suffer? Suggest they play warthunder... as the UK or France.

I'm not playing mahjong.

>>61492634
>still doesn't stream

>>61493339
based, me neither

>>61493339
>>61493369
it's too late gumis, your oshi joined the jongcord, you're going to jong

>>61493339
>>61493369
same, we Gumi's are Jiggers
>>61493357
Lol

>>61493228
Same. Always push, never fold. Emote before every super dangerous tile.

Ľ̵̢̧̨̨̧̡̧̡̨̡̨̨̨̢̛̛̛̛̻͔̫͉͍̙͚̳͎̯͖̭͎̙̠̼͔͖̯̳̥̘̞̥̟̝̘̖͍̗͉͓̼͎̫̫̦̞̖͓̼͚͎̩͓̠͓̣̝̘͙̠̻̦̠͓̝̭̙͎̣̰̙͇̹̥̠͚͓͉̣̺͍̮͖͖̮̻̺̬̫̞͔̜͙͚̬̮̺͍̰̪͍͉̳̰̘̳̼͚̩̯̦̞̳͚̟͖͉̬̤͇̳́̋̒̉̄̃̑͌̌͛̒̌̐̓̈́̇̇̓̄̎͗̋̈̽̍̒̑̈͗̀͗̐̓̄̀̍̓͋͐̎̄̒͆̓͗̄̓̀̂̄͒̈̒͌͒́́͆̂͂̐͛͊̉̈͑̔͋͂́̌̍́͐̓̊͊͆͘̚̚̕̚͘̕͘͘͜͜͜͜͜͜͝͝͝͝͝ͅͅͅơ̵̡̨̡̢̢̧̢̢̢̡̧̨̢̛͉̺̪͖̙̥̻͓̩͈̺̼̠̫̩͕̜͙͚͍͓̰̬̰̝͙̤̹̟͈͎̭͈̝̹͕̱̪̼̝͕̹͙̮̼̱̞̠̜̩̤̰̫̞̙̜̞̮̥̥̮̳̟̻̼͓̯̠̮̫̪̥̖͓̱̤͖̦͇͉̩̖̥̪͇̙̼̼̤͍̺̱̠͓̻̰̼̰̣̖̳̼͉͚̻͈͚̭̜̭͈̘̠͙̳̭̬̭̥͍̟̺̬̭̐́͐͆̊̎̋͂̃͊͗̊̄̑̓͂̄̀͛̓̈́́͌̒̈́̒̆̒͑̐̀̉̈́͊̎̂̃̈̿͗̈͒̒́̾̓̓́̊͋̋̎̓͌͋̊̃̇̈́͐̊̑̑̊̈̓̇̃͋̇́̉̈́̎̃̌̆̆̈́̏̀̇͌̃̂̾͐̓̓̊̄̊̇̈́͆̇͂̌͂͋̎̓̈̂̔̌̿͂̃̊̓̉͊̿͋̄͊́̀͛͑̌̿͑́̏̃͌̐̒͊͐́͒̑̈́͋̒̈́̀͆̔̚̚̚̚̕̕̚̕̕̚̚̚̚̕͘̚̚͜͜͜͜͝͝͝͝͠͝͠͝͝͠͝͝͝ͅͅv̴̨̡̢̨̧̨̢̨̢̢̡̨̡̢̡̧̛͈͚̦͙͔͎̱͚̖̠̩͖͚̤̙̹̰͔͚̭͖̗͕̙̺̳̰̥̝̝̬̞̱͚̼̼̬̭͚̬̙̯̳͔̪̖̩͖̜̥͇̮͚̗̝͉͓̰̣̟͔̘̞̮̥̳̜̫̯̱̱͓͙̺͙̝̰͓̮̝͇̪͚̳̥͈̠̞͚͈̗͎͍̭̭̤̱͚͓̤̳͇̟̻̠̱͚͎͚̝̘̻̫̙͉͔̹̻̘̳̯͉̬̙̖͔̖̠̗̞͇̜̜̞̹̖͙͇͇̀̑̊̈́̃͌́̾́̾͐̃̏͐̎͆͛̌͊̿̈̔̆̓̒̆̋̈́͛̏͛̀̉̆̒̈̆̂͌͗̔͐̈̓͂͗́͆̇̏̌̏̀́̈́͐͊́̀̋̾͛͌̀͒̏̎͌͗̐̒̑̈̆͑̔͐̀̉̀̔́͆̈́̂̈̇̆̾̆̐̿̓͋̋̇̀̽͆̐̔̂̐͑̐͒̈́̐̾́̒̔̍̀̓͒͒̆̈͗͂̈̂̀͑̎͗̊͊̏̏͐̀̔̀̋͐̎͋̃́̈́̈́́̽͐͑̾͘͘͘̚͘̕̕͘̚̚͘͘̚͘͘̕͘̕̕̕͜͜͜͜͜͝͝͝͠͠͝͠ͅͅͅͅȩ̵̢̢̧̡̢̨̧̢̡̢̨̛̛̮͇̺͉̮͎̯̙̜͔͓̭̪̥͔̣̺͎̼̰̰̯͓͕͓̺̟̜̥͇͓͚͈͚͙͓̪̖̟͙̯̖̣͔͕̜̳͍̮̰̗̪̘͇̦̺͍͇̩̩͓̤̺̯̫̻̜̱̪͚̮̣̻̤̜̰̝̯̝̖̦̞͓̯̫̱̞̙̥͎̳̪͔͕̟͍̳̟͎̈́̈́̄̄͛͛́̒́̔̾̌̾̍̍̀̃͑̈͂̏̄̚͘͠ͅͅ Shiina!
Even if somebody had to pay 3 dollars to get us all the legendary NSFW video, now it's here and we can all rejoice!
Shiina Leaked NSFW
https://files.catbox.moe/ppod4x.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/i5tk8l.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/sz44e5.mp4
Bonus Shiina BJ!
https://files.catbox.moe/3cqr24.mp4

>>61493280
suggesting warhtunder is bad enough. France is fine anyways past ~4.7

BETAori, more like OMEGAori, now get over here so I can mating bite you with my alpha jaws.

mahjong was a fun fad for a few weeks that should've been left alone after the collab was over

>>61493435
true, but Britain is pain almost all the way through :)
imagine Tenma rage at it

>>61493159
why do you wish pain upon me?

Why is it whenever mild irritation with the jongcord obsession is voiced, the entire talking point gets hijacked by a cuckposter who doesn't know how relationships work?

>>61493471
Alas, Pippa is a "borderline" aspie, not a chance in hell it's gonna die.

She was tired by the way.

>>61493503
because complaining about the jongcord is just cuckposting in the first place

>>61493503
Jong is Chinese

>>61493456
I'm afraid, fellow liker, that we will have to agree to disagree.

>>61493501
Pippa decreed a crusade to purge coomers and cuckies

>>61493398
>we Gumi's are Jiggers
You're also ESL.

>>61493636
NTA, but all it seems to be doing is hurting the anons in love with her.

>>61493642
I am not.

>>61493689
Your post certainly was.

>>61493579
>tired of a tired ass arc now with twitch normies thrown in
>cuckposting
Lol, ogey

>>61493636
she actively breeds cuckposters

I think Likers SUCK

>>61493723
I care very little about my grammar on the chuuba board of all places. Stinky smelly Pankophile.

>>61493775
Do you want me to?

>>61493636
she makes more of them with every other stream she does

>>61493775
>>61493807
Likers are NOT gay!

>>61493775
Yeah me.

>>61493874
Its just gayfabe anon. Play along.

>>61493922
is it really gayfabe if youre giving me actual orgasms?

>>61493636
>i will eliminate ntr fetishists by appealing to their fetish

>>61493959
I say no homo after so its fine

And there it is, I want to kill myself again, fuck you pippa

>>61494008
what now

>>61494008
Either do it or just don't

>>61494053
He probably read /pcg/ and is having a mental breakdown because he's a retarded faggot.

>>61493503
>was tired tonight
>just like she was tired after the hexa collab
>just like she was tired every other night she's stayed up
>7 hour stream, wasn't nervous or quiet once
>regular non-game discord faggotry
>offered unique feet pics "ironically" for a dono to him until she wised up
>recruits everyone she fucking knows into the jongcord because she's good friends with "Hina" now
you got me, this is all completely normal friend behavior. she's not fawning over him, she's just "one of the boys" am i right? fuckin moron

>lia has only had two streams this month that were over 2 hours
>they were incest streams
What an ungrateful disappointment she turned out to be

Does anyone have that catbox of lumi in a danceclub or something doing a silly headbob dance

>>61494134

>>61493569
>"I'm sooo tired"
>plays mahjong with the cuck crew until the sun rises
many such cases, all of them pippa.

Lia should just FUCK Rinmama and become the alpha of her house.

>>61494141
that ritualpost died

You seem a little tense. I think you should fuck your imouto, antichama, it'll get all that stress out of your system.

>>61494189
anon that's called being a jong addict

>>61494134
lia was built to suck off her brother. shes just depressed she will never be able to. Let hte FNAF obession do its magic and she will be right as rain very soon

>>61494008
>I want to kill myself again
If its because of attachment anon its alright, just gotta try and move on, I feel the same way atm and am trying to distance myself from her.

>>61494215
It's so sad.

>>61494189
>cuck crew
She didn't join your tournament tho? :^)

>>61494141
https://files.catbox.moe/jkchhw.mp4

>>61494221
I would if I had one...

>>61494258
I love you anon

Why thread so brown?

>>61494008
If you have an issue with forming attachments of ANY sort of chuuba, Pippa is not the oshi for you. Take a break. Watch some indies, or better yet keep away from the scene if you can.

>>61494243
Skinny!
Neurotic!
Tomboyish!
Hag!
Geeky!
Obsessive!
Suicidal!
Sleep deprived!
Never parties!
Self loathing!
No appeal!
https://files.catbox.moe/jkchhw.mp4
https://voca.ro/1ftMP7KgDgeV

>>61494298
Sunday afternoon

To anons that stream, how are you performing? No, not asking for links, just curious.

>>61494116
You actually do seem to be a schizo. She streamed a shit ton these past two days. She never went to sleep when she said she was tired before jong, she's doing what she's always done. She's fawning over the jongcord because she's obsessed with jong. You are exacerbating your issues you have and making them a problem for everyone you can.

>>61494298
Dunno. Feels like the cuckposters time their jacking off to around the same time so they can overwhelm the thread. It is what it is.

>>61494322
Why is bullying Lumi so fun?

>>61494359
I feel like the jong cord isn't good for Pippa to get better at jong.

>>61494439
Made for it.

my being was cursed by some ancient deity of luckshitters, no matter how well i play i cannot win a single ranked match

>>61494363
>Feels like it
>Looks like it
>Sounds like it
>Smells like it
>Probably tastes like it but I refuse to put brown in my mouth
Yep, two faggots are having a blast tonight.

>>61493028
install adblock retard

>>61494495
Stop spitting on homeless gypsy witches, you dummy.

>>61494495
Post replays in /mjg/ or something

Pippa hates her fans. /pcg/ thinks they're exempt but they're not.

>>61494495
It can always get worse

>open /pcg/
>it's all jongposting
The only GOOD split would be to split the jongers out to their own general. And then banish that general into the shadow realm.

Well jigged.

>>61494500
>will not put brown in your mouth
More Jelly/Alice pussy for me then.

>>61494787
Well jigged

>>61494781
I support the creation of a mahjong vtubers thread

>>61494781
I guess its time to make /pcj/

>>61494781
shan't use the split

>>61494359
if she was fawning over the jongcord for jong only she'd jong with viewers wouldn't she? be honest jongfags, how many games has she played with (you) recently compared to before she joined? what happened is she got into it originally for the jong, and to try putting herself out more socially. she encountered two people in particular that she didn't have to make an effort in talking to because they take over an entire conversation themselves, pippa's dream. one of whom happens to be a smart uwu softboy like she is vocal about fetishizing at least once every fucking stream. she then proceeds to orbit "the jongcord" as much as possible. she has a crush, you're delusional to think otherwise. and this is what i'm pointing out to others. im not a moralfag by any means, but this IS the heads up. she will jerk you around.

>>61494781
>>>/vg/451906998

does anyone have that good rape soundpost from the vermintide collab

>>61494690
>/pcg/ thinks they're exempt but they're not
Lol. Lmao even.
This also includes (You) and every orbiter forum.

>>61494958
I don't watch pippa, i learned jong so i could join in on the cross thread friendlies

>>61494958
cuck posters are actually insane and so are you. Literal schizophrenic delusions.

>>61494958
i hope pippa jerks uwu off

>>61494958
Have you ever had friends

>>61494781
What would that achieve exactly? You'd still have cuckposters and likeminded seethe around it because they aren't the ones that play. It'd just fuck over the people that do want to play with their oshi on occasion.

>Anons responding to the cuckposter
Motherfuckers. He's jerking it and gets off on the (You)s. Stop playing into his fetish.

>>61494976
there's less jong in that thread than this one, they're currently arguing about Index

>>61495124
Anons in this thread bite bite like they've been starving for decades. I blame Pippa for containment breaking

>>61495124
(You)

>>61495129
>we're the jong thread
does absorbing a thread make us stronger?

>>61495129
because you're here and not there you retarded nigger

>>61494690
Yeah, it’s sad seeing grown men so desperately defend their right to give money to a woman who hates them and only puts effort into her content so far as to pay the bills.

>>61494958
This is the funniest yet saddest thing I've read. I hope you can get the help you clearly need but thanks for the laugh.

>>61495179
Does that imply we're going to merge with vsj?

>>61495189
I didn't read Index for bookclub, I'm not going to go talk about it on /vg/

>>61495166
Thanks anon. Here's a (You) in return.

>>61495224
we'll absorb them and make more phase threads, like cell division

>>61494338
Just finished one. Been at it for 4 months, only hit 2view a handful of times. Average viewership is 4.5 for last 30 days.
Been having fun, but I'm missing something.
Gonna skip backreading this thread.

>>61495224
Please god no. They're like Likers if they were gay.

>>61495269

>>61495081
What part of it is delusional? She literally cut stream 2 hours short tonight so that she could go play 5 hours of mahjong.

when i posted last year about pippa hating her fans i was shut down very quickly
now it's just true as far as the thread's concerned kek

>>61495285

>>61495157
>>61495124
it days like this i wish the thread gave anons temporary names to avoid selfposting

>>61495085
based, maybe she could actually have some stones and be honest for once in her life and faggot goslings can get a reality check lmao
>>61495081
>s-schizo!
just because you're too autistic to understand social cues and behavior patterns does not mean that they aren't a thing, but go ahead, stick your head in the sand if it keeps you from killing yourself.
>>61495100
plenty. have you interacted with a woman at ANY point in your life?

>>61495285
Likers aren't gay?

>>61495179
absorbing some /tsunx/ talents did, it's time to poach some mahjong vtubers to complete the absorption

>>61495285
>if

I miss Henri.

>>61495120
The sooner jong dies, the sooner /pcg/ can heal.

>>61495346
Don't be fooled by the gayfabe

>>61495200
Kinda a ball buster from where she started out too. Used to put so much effort into the streams and it showed, even if she was a mess they were good.

>>61495352
Screw that let's go for the biggest fish in these waters, Moby Gura. The ultimate poach is upon us.

I hope Lumi jills Ember off

>>61495399
What would happen if Fishman somehow pulled that off? Universe implosion?

>>61494338
I'm considering getting back into it, but I streamed for a solid year and only managed 4 ccv on my best stream. Which I don't care about noombers too much, but I do want a cozy viewer base so I feel like I'm actually doing something worthwhile.

>>61495286
Nice keep up the good work anon.
>Gonna skip backreading this thread.
Lucky, my parasocial ass was here reading it live, now my chest hurts.

>>61495384
you forget the cuckposters were too busy playing jong to cuckpost, maybe jong will save us

>>61495448
Maybe I should just start responding to cuckposters with room codes...

>>61495433
Is your avatar cute at least?

>>61495313
no, shhh, let them believe.

Pippa surprises me, "scared" of people but no issues in going to a 7/11 close to 4am.

>>61495475
id jong in the cuck room
>t. cuckposter

>>61495346
We pretend to be gay so our cute fujoshi eMouto will come over to watch the rocky horror picture show with us.

>>61495428
a lot of hololive fans would hate us that's for sure

>>61494338
still 1 to low 2view, but im having fun and that's all that matters to me :)

>>61495433
I mean as cringe as it is, did you try networking? It might feel weird as if you were trying to poach viewers but if they stuck around after than they were just viewers of yours that couldn't find you.

This bait is way too bad man

It's been hours and you retards keep going...

>>61495560
good point, more jong talk is needed

Pippa deserves to be full nelsoned and filled

>>61495217
i like how none of you faggots are capable of even trying to refute it so you plug your ears, close your eyes, and scream "victory". you should go back to r*ddit, i hear theyve got some heckin cool new features now

>>61495535
>low 2view
Thats good enough to at least be entertaining. You might have enough people in chat to hold a conversation with more than one person and that at least passes the time.

>>61495604
I'm surprised I made it that far as I'm not a femanon

Goodnight, /pcg/. I love Tenma. Today's collab was good. Tenma constantly switching to zatsu was cute, the Colress outfit was strange but fun and so on. The collab was good. But I have been angry today, I don't know why. Not that I'm sorry to that one jigger. I have stopped feeling guilt. Our internet micro-celebrity in philosophy posted a pic and it's actually me. See picrel. Translation: They call me arrogant, independent of other people's opinions. Even cruel. Yes, I am a giant of thought, walking through the valley of the nihilistic tradition that brought down the foundations of the world. The earth shudders under my feet, and the slaves of morality cringe from my theses. This does not prevent me from being extremely vulnerable. Without an absolute foundation, the world is a smoldering rag, a chilly haze on the fingers of a demiurge. The universe is very fragile. Just like me inside.

https://youtu.be/8f06FcM6lJk

>>61495560
Yeah sorry, but Pippa keeps acting cute in the VC when I try to go to bed.

>>61495448
Jongers are well behaved and mentally stable individuals, they would never cuckpost (except maybe the one retard telling everyone that Pippa is playing and with whom)

>>61495399
Let's hope not. If Sakana actually managed that, Panko would probably graduate and kill herself, there's no need for a knockoff Gura if you already have the real deal after all.

>>61492906
>Even

>>61495643
that's an antijong false flagger, they should not be trusted

>>61495428
Depends
>Gura has fun streaming again
Holo all of a sudden becomes a lot less infallible as people start to scrutinize it more.
>Nothing about Gura changes she's just under Phase now
Phase gets a mascot to boost numbers.
Either way this thread changes permanently and irreparably for the worse as the only fanbase worse than capipis floods it. Also a massive boost in numbers for the company and Phase is permanently known across the board as Poach Connect. This is after the week long board wide meltdown of course.

>>61495635
nini kanpainiki! and nini /pcg/!

>>61495643
I just want to jong dammit. I don't even watch Pippa.

>>61495635
>>61495704
Remember, the bedbugs bite because they care.

>>61495688
gen 1 and a dedicated invader split will likely come of it, but that's just speculation

>>61495654
I don't understand the grammatical error.

>>61495493
Not even a cute pfp, and I was merely a voice, not a flesh streamer or a chuuba. Maybe that was part of it kek.
>>61495547
I didn't really even advertise because I was retarded and prone to spilling spaghetti with anything resembling social shit. Fucked myself over with that for sure.

>>61494439
>>61494467
You're deranged. Degenerates find that fun.
Worse than general porn (though related most the time)

>>61495635
Goodnight Kanpainiki
>>61495704
Goodnight Bito

>>61495635
sleep well, lil schizo

>>61495704
sleep well, lil bito

>>61495645
the real gura streams even less than panko though.
He could always rotate voice actors i guess.

>>61495795
Lumi loves to be bullied. She is deranged and enjoys it

>>61495770
Never too late, also anything to go with the voice helps, grab vroid, make something you like, throw it into vseeface and try again, if you want to that is.

>>61495762
Implying

>>61491049
have a bra wedgie?

>>61495752
The gen1 thread would just be a Pippa split because the only other active gen1 fanbase already has one of their own. /pcgia/ would become the dedicated bunker business as usual lmao and /ggg/ would still exist.

>>61493775
Based Lia Licker

>>61495795
If she doesn't want to be bullied she should shut my mouth up with her 12 inch porcelain glizzy.

>>61495507
Her inconsistency surprises you? I love her content, but I just assume everything out of her mouth is a lie.

>>61495870
Lumi's 12 inch glizzy...

Goodnight /pcg/

>>61495844
I'll never leave

>>61495704
Night bito.

>>61495820
And thinks it's okay to hate on "coomers", yeah, she's a big bundle of contradictions. Very human that way.
BDSM is terrible though. Don't down there. it goes far.

>>61495874
>everything out of her mouth is a lie.
Cause it is, I belly laughed when she said she was unironically a virgin.

>>61495929
Neither will I. These waters are the ones I chose to sail after all.

NASA status?

>>61495822
Nah, vroid is hideous and a debuff. If anything grab one of the free L2D models out there like that Omori style one.

>>61495723
>>61495797
>>61495809
>>61495928
oyasumi!
>>61495923
nini michiposter!

>>61495844
the gen1 thread would become the jp thread, capipis would not leave here

>>61495923
Goodnight Michiposter

>>61495923
Remember, the bedbugs bite because they care.

>>61495953
Underfunded.
The US will never reach out the stars the way it used to.

>>61495923

>>61495953
Getting mad at Splatoon It's still cute

>>61495822
I probably will. My voice in my eyes at least is the worst thing, so might as well have something appealing.
>>61495957
>free L2D models out there like that Omori style one
I was wondering why I saw that one fucking everywhere.

>>61495997
Too busy taking care of the third world for some reason. Africa should just sink or swim at this point just so they can get passed their bullshit.

>>61495923
>>61495704
Goodnight.

>>61495997
maybe they should of not hired those minorities to fill up their diversity quota...

>>61491049
Not your best work

>>61496032
>My voice in my eyes at least is the worst thing
Almost everyone who's not a narcissistic asshole thinks that so don't sweat it.

>>61495950
Honestly I don't even get enjoyment out of it. Most of the shit she says there isn't even a good reason or motive to lie about, but it's just compulsive.

>>61495978
>>61495989
>>61495995
>>61496024
>>61496048

>>61495980
Maybe. Depends on whether or not the JP's have enough power to maintain their own thread post poach.

Good morning /pcg/!

>>61496059
>should of not

>>61496136
But it's 1am...

>>61495997
We will colonise the stars.

>>61496091
Its cause whatever she is lying about at the time she thinks the audience will abandon her for it, cause she's a retard. Hell, if she wants to date someone no one can stop her, but at least tell people. I don't think if she's dating someone she needs to tell us who and what they are doing and all that shit, but just let the parasoicals in on it so you don't make them me wanna kill themselves AFTER getting them to agree not to if you dont.

>>61496080
True, but some of them are aware when they sound obese and autistic kek. But fuck it, I've heard worse 0views starting out.

>>61496136
Morning

>>61496100
I'm not going anywhere

>>61495033
nah my osh loves me

>>61496197
>Be me
>Be fat and probably autistic
>Just sound a bit nasally
I still hate my voice
I'm in bros.

>>61496204
not /pcg/ related

>>61495953
Claiming she isn't getting mad, while pretty clearly getting mad

>>61496231
If the final poach ever comes to pass we will whether the storm together.

>>61495752
>This thread basically becomes Chumbuds and capipis playground.
Hell on earth...

>>61496182
She would never admit that because she knows it would hurt her income.

>>61496279
I think the chumbuds would win that fight.

I understand Pippa hates her voice, but I really like it! I also hate my voice, I always avoided talking in games because people would just make fun of me :(

>>61496330
Talk more, make them suffer

Nasa was cute today

>>61496282
Fuck, I'd take a income hit over the risk of someone stalking me and worse cause it came out I was lying about being single.

>>61496379
bro she is a woman... a unusually retarded one at that

>>61496182
saying shew as dating someone would be the second single fastest way to have her career ended or at least dogged by it for forever. The fastest would be a video of her being bent over

>>61496330
I used to think so myself at first but its just a hurdle to get over. After you get over it youll have more fun, usually.
For me, Starting to stream helped alot with this issue.
>>61496376
She is always cute! The cutest in all of Phase!

>>61496379
The risk of being stalked is there regardless. She’s already paranoid of it.

>>61496376
Even when she's angry she's cute.

>>61496330
The only thing I make fun of if I hear it is the generic nerd voice. It's just too funny and so many people have it.

>>61496432
maybe I should stream, having a weird voice is usually a buff...

>>61496182
As far as dating goes I've always been under the impression that this is one of the things she isn't allowed to disclose. Committed to the "idol" bit or not, that is the demon of the industry. "Hey, lonely single men, here's this totally single cute girl to throw money at!" Not to agree with any ESL cuckposters, but I think the cuckposting-lite behavior is her way of toeing the line where she can say to the parasocial types "hey, back off" while not committing full blown career suicide. Plus, I don't believe in the slightest that she cares for her audience, least of all /here/, she has done nothing of real substance to show that, but she'd probably feel some degree of guilt for breaking character.

>>61496493
You should do it anon, we could even collab playing jong

>>61495844
you shitalkin /pcgai/ bud?

>>61496182
>just let the parasoicals in on it
ok pro tip: She is.

>>61496430
Very early on Pippa explained that her and her audience can't be friends because it's a business and she refuses to do GFE type stuff. Anyone who gets upset about her not being a virgin or dating someone is retarded.

>>61496514
Just calling it what it is.

Pippa in her own words said that vtubers who have boyfriends while pretending they're fully deserve the hate they get.

>>61496506
>Plus, I don't believe in the slightest that she cares for her audience, least of all /here/, she has done nothing of real substance to show that
She used to show it…

>>61496514
>/pcgai/

>>61496514
garbage thread for a garbage talent

>>61495997
Starship soon(tm)

>>61496513
NTA, but brother, this entire jongcord arc has been extremely anxiety inducing as a streamer that likes to Jong.

>>61496521
Don't bother, she'll make a video sucking uwu or zax's cock and they'll still cope.
>He's gay
>They're just friends
>My oshi is a good person
Etcetera.

>>61496543
Then she got parasoical for her audience and that went out the window with all the kisses and shit.
>>61496521
>Source: 2 collabs and jong.
>>61496575
You fucked up, but yeah.

My issue is that someone who asks as a new viewer now will get ignored/swept up.

>>61496615
Wasn't there mention of a moonbase? If we want to get into space starting there would be best.

>>61495433
>>61495770

Sad truth is most streamers get 0ccv unless they know how to advertise to a viewerbase.
I used to stream raids when I played MMOs (would get pretty good ccv during new content) but have stopped streaming since as they kinda ruined my life.

>>61496640
>zomg! Pippa made a kissing noise at me! She obviously parasocial!
Logic doko?

>>61496544
>>61496608
>insulting the man cave
why you rascal!
>>61496606
*rapes the blind*

When did Pippa start calling chat chat instead of bros?