/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Gurass

Sex with a fembud.

>teamates tell her its cheating to use discord
Buncha faggots I tell you what

Gura cute Gura cute!

Ame stream? Yeah I'm skipping this one. I don't like this fucking bitch.

>>61467509

>>61467565
k

>>61467458
They are retarded. Everyone else who has played recently used discord the whole time.

>>61467565
Nobody likes ame but I'm tabbed out listening to my wife be cute.

I missed this mesugaki so much!

サメちゃん!!!

>>61467458
Teamates are based. If you want to hear your oshi, maybe ask her to actually stream instead of leeching off Ame?

I HATE THIS FUCKING GAME REEEEE

>>61467619
watching gura be scared alone is good content

Ame actually griefing us keeping Gura's voice from us.

gura is a Took

>gura talking about shit

>>61467619
blame gura she insists on in-game audio for the extra spoop

I just goomed after more than 40 days my balls were about to explode

Anyone else just feel like the "magic" is gone at this point? I don't feel joy or happiness watching this but just nothing because of how Gura has treated both her fans and position in Hololive

>>61467761
too bad she isnt scared at all

>>61467794
Like you wouldn't fucking believe

I would use a syringe to push Gura's fresh and warm shit up my pisshole.

>>61467902
This is just an unusually boring stream. Bad choice of game and not much to banter around.

i maintain my position that bloop is cuter than ebis

>>61467509
*touch*

>>61467754
This. Phasmo is only entertaining with in game VOIP. It's not Ame or the game's fault that you fuckers are desperate

>so, get this...
>she's an anime shark girl, and she ghosts her fans, right
>so she comes back *laughs*
>she comes back and... *laughs* she... *laughs* plays a game about... *laughs harder* ghosts, right????
>and then, she talks about.... *laughs uncontrollably* ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOTHING *starts shitting pants hard* *projectile diarrhea starts flooding room* *paint starts stripping off walls*

>>61467902
I have this feeling. But the cuteness of her voice is reaching me, and is slowly pulling me back from the brink. I still love her. I will always love her.

>>61467902
my brain is releasing both happy chemicals that make me feel good and sad chemicals that make my stomach churn

>>61467986
>t.bloop

>>61467985
Not to mention a good chunk of what Gura says is lost.

>>61467986
Faggot

God I love her voice.

>>61467985
Phasmo is always boring.

> Plays a ghost hunting game after ghosting for 45 days
> Passive aggressive tweet making fun of cumbuds
> Constantly says Kenny and Kenneth (barbers name)
> Constantly abbreviate the barber "Barb"

Aren't ya'll glad you waited all this time just to be made a mockery off?

>>61467398
God I fucking love how Lucas draws her. I wonder how long it'll take for the alt version of this one to leak

>>61468029
seethe hard and seethe forever tranny. ywnbaw

>mista manson

>>61468029
ok, that made me laugh

>ya'll

>>61467986

>>61467985
>>61468055
see
>>61468009

People forget Gura likes being scared

>>61468194

>>61467902
Yeah, I love her, but it's not the same. So long without her and she returns with a collab.

>>61468083
I rewatched her old phasmo streams and they were less boring than this. Maybe it's just the context that's bringing it down

Fucking hell that mister with the Harley Quinn inflection is dong things to me

>>61468226
they should do a stream where they force gura to open OBS and hit "go live" then

>there's a spine!
>I've been looking for that
at least she's honest...

use your new spine to face us, Gura

Gura has been looking for a chumbie with a backbone to speak up.

>>61467902
Yeah ever since the last round of streams things have felt off. Her anniversary stream seems disengenous and empty. Almost to the point of feeling forced.

>>61467902
Its likely what you already said but also the following: Phasmo is not a very interesting game (especially duo and not as a full party of 4), there is the awkward "elephant in the room" of trying to talk about stuff even tho Gura has been gone for more than a month at this point, and trying to make it entertaining on top of everything. Maybe Kiara's group collab will be better, but I honestly doubt it. Gura has just lost alot of goodwill this year

>it wants to move
>the little thingy

>>61467902
no

Reminder that Gura has never been camping before. God I want to take her.

>>61468397
>Almost to the point of feeling forced.
Because it was forced. She didn't want to be there, she would have rather had her 70 day vacation be uninterrupted.

Lot of shitposters tonight

>>61468489
She doesn't think she has, no.

>>61468489
i just went camping recently. and all i could think about was taking her with me and showing her how fun it is.

>im scared of bears
Hairybros, we lost...

>have you been camping
>I don't think I have
>camping scares me
What a lying whore. Just this summer she said she had s'mores. You can only have those while camping

>>61468545
Camping is shit.

>>61468422
What's the Gabby equivalent of Gawr?

>>61467565
Same desu

would you you guras dumpadump

imagine taking gura to the campsite bathroom because she's scared of bears and getting to hear her pee from the doorway

>>61468573
I eat smores at home all the time...

gura, but with big tits.

>>61468573
You know that's a lie, anon.

>>61467902
Same thing happened with Ame. Once the mask drops and they make it clear they don't care about you, you can never fall in love again.

>>61468502
All the rrats they've invested on spontaneously combusted in the past few hours so they're desperately trying to salvage something, it's an interesting sight

>>61468674
of course you would know FAT FUCK

>>61468573
what...

>>61468573
>You can only have those while camping
Uhh... No? But also it does sound like she's lying.

>>61468668
no

>>61468573
BAM!

>>61468563
she will grow to love running her fingers through my chest hair

>>61468573
u can make it in the micrwaove. my suggestion is micrwaove the cookies with the chocolate for a little bit before u put the marshmallow on and micrwaove it again

>>61468668

Ngl, I love booba Gura.

>>61468668
kys faggot

>>61468699
The one of her not caring about her fans is still alive and well.

>>61468580
it's shit for girly men and beta faggot pussies.

>>61468676
Why would anyone fall in love with ame

>>61468746
Retard she's told us multiple times over the past few years that she's never been camping. You would know that if you weren't a threadshitting tourist.

>admitting to making illegal smores in their homes
I hope you guys are using 6 VPNs

>>61468660
lying cunt. next you will say you have a camp fire in your house
>>61468735
you need a camp fire to make s'mores
>>61468746
you need a camp fire to make one

>>61468725
S'more than a treat

Gura wears boxers confirmed.

:3

>>61468397
Her last 3 streams were obviously forced, not "almost to the point of feeling" forced. All of them were barely within 1 hour, she was just completely disinterested in all of them (most boring outfit reveal stream in Hololive by a long shot), and was basically just stalling for time until the 1 hr mark hit. Like seriously, even the most deluded chumbuds cannot say that her outfit stream was anything but boring and forced. There was no joy, hype, or anything just Gura stalling for time to get it over with and she isin't even using it on this stream with Ame

>>61468749
>>61468777
this is a crime

>>61468871
I toast the marshmallow in my oven with it turned on broil.

Gura talking about penis again. Ame brought it up. Boxers or briefs

I can feel my happiness returning slowly chumbies

>>61468871
you can make them in a toaster oven

How has the atmosphere of the stream been? I suffer from autism and can't tell if they're enjoying each other's company or not.

wrasslin

>rocky mountain oyster
They are fucking /here/. Next they'll mention shirako

>>61468906
imagine how they smell. I'd smell the seam right where her butt is. Absorbed all her farts and buttsmell. Would be so sweet.

>>61469029
same desu

>gura talking about eating balls

>>61469029
Enjoy it while it lasts, if you're lucky you'll see her for Christmas after Family Feud

>>61469040
They are in love with each other

>>61469063
yeah, mine

Shirako isn't gay

my wife

>>61468906
what?
>>61468967
>>61469037
no, you need a camp fire, faggot

>>61468699
What rrats are you referring to? You mean the legitimate criticism of Gura not caring anymore? How has anything that has been said been "combusted" just because she finally showed up to a collab stream, which she isn't even doing from her POV?

Did someone say Smores?

My mom is so fat that she died of a heart attack 3 years ago

>>61469151
lol look at this poor faggot who doesn't own a toaster oven

is this stream cringe? Not sure if I should tune in or not

>>61469182
My condolences

>>61469106
Anon... rocky mountain oysters get deep fried. You sure you want her eating your balls like that?

GURA SCREAM

CUTE SQUEAL

>>61469169
bitch just lied about never camping

AAAAAAAAAA SHES SO CUTE

I wish Gura was a lesbian. Then no one would be able to have sex with her. (lesbians can't have sex)

Cute Gura squeak.

Blessed shark screams

Cute scream

>>61469182
Losing your mother never gets easier.

>>61469194
hard to tell. report back later.

i just eat the graham cracker plain. it also helps stop me from jerkin off

>>61469050
It makes this all the more funny knowing Gura is here. The fact they can joke along with all of us is epic.

>>61469182
next time just get a quadruple bypass.

>open holodex
lmao

>>61469319
Fuck off fatfuck

>>61468946
I was just trying to express the feeling it exuded but you're right. Her streams have been lacking a feeling of 'want'. Its extremely off putting and a massive contrast to her first and second year of streaming.

is gura a level 10 gyatt?

>>61467902
Can't relate. Too busy having fun watching Gura.

>>61469338
how about you quadruple suck my penis and balls, pal

DAMN FART SHARK

>>61469258
streaming a game about camping is not her lying about camping.

uhhhh Gura just farted on stream??

Guess the ghost doesn't like fart jokes

gura.......

And now she's talking to herself and we cant hear a word

Funniest shit I've ever heard.

Rrat.
Gura was anxious about getting back to streaming so her good friend Ame is helping her move forward.

My mouth breathing wife

>>61469351
gurame will save holoEN

That wasn't a gura fart. It was a queef

>>61469429
she said she made s'mores this year. you can only have s'mores when you are camping

>>61467902
Yes, both because she doesn't do the shit she used to do for us and because now you just know she's about to disappear again.

All this time for that.. great game

>>61469412
watch your blood pressure, you have family history.

>>61469494
not a rrrat, this is just what is happening. And if it helps her get back to streaming, then good.

is the narrator bud here?

>>61469524
gura has a large vagina

>>61469580

>>61469494
same thing happened last time, so 100% right.
gonna expect some streams this week and then radio silence again

TOTALLY REAL GURA FART CAUGHT ON STREAM!!

>>61469203
Yes.

I wish this collab was with Kaela instead of ame.

>>61469582
its puffy cunny

I STILL want Gura and Fubuki to play this game as a collab.

If Gura went camping, who did she go with? There's no chance she camped alone, she's a tiny child

>>61469580
even he's gone.

>go onto the fleshlight

>>61469582
Sorry, I was a bit too rough on her.

>i wanted a fleshlight

>>61469580
he gave up on her weeks ago

>>61469662

>>61469535
This is a new level of autism even for this thread.

Why jannies deleting so many posts that are just talking about the game and their quotes?

I don't get it, why is the play-by-play bud allowed to quote & reference the game but we aren't?

This resets the counter, right?

>>61469629
I don't think that would be as fun

>>61469629
Kaela got tired of waiting for Gura to fulfill her collab promise and took hold of a different en loli

>>61469677
>>61469691
fleshlightbuds...

>>61469662
her mom, she said she made s'mores with her mom
>>61469709
more than the Gura pissed in Ame's bed rrat?

>Gura back
>Ame/Same stream
>Good vibes
>Spooky stream as promised
>Everyone is behaving and just chilling
Bros, we are fucking winning

has gura said anythingn to chat yet

>>61469722

bones!

>>61469306
okay thanks

>>61469843
She promised succubus cybersex tomorrow

>>61469726
Idk about you, but not for me it doesn't. Mine doesn't get reset until we get a normal stream with normal length with a chatting section.

>Gura farted.

>>61469843
She asked a question at least once

>>61469837

>>61469837
yes but not chumbuds

>>61469843
she explained everything and we are now cleared up on her absence. wait for clips.

>>61469843
No lol, neither has Ame. This might as well just be a prerecorded stream

>>61469865
ok I have update. Good stream.

>>61469843
when was the last time she actually read her own chat?

>>61469726
No, Ame is streaming, not Gura.

>later tonight

>>61469869
I thought we were getting vampire cybersex this year.

Myth never plays this game right. They have no idea what to do. It's so frustrating

why are so many chumbuds fat fucks who regularly make and consume s'mores?

>>61469892
chumbud here, I'm happy

>>61469837
This has got to be reverse bait, I cannot fathom that an actual chumbud would think that this is some victory and all the anticipation is now fulfilled.

I forgot how damn good gura is. This is why she's the pinnacle of vtubing

>>61469985
Yes, phasmo is a terrible streaming game.

>>61469985
Does watching competent people play this make it more fun? I feel like it would make it unfun

Gura should do another dick sucking member stream to compensate us for ghosting us

Gura gave birth. All will be revealed on All Hallow's Eve.

>>61470039
It isn't that bad if you know how to play it which Myth still doesn't.

>>61470058
It makes it a lot better to watch.

>>61470058
one competent person trying to corral the rest of the idiots is the only appeal this game has

>>61470061
She's definitely a parent now but...

>>61470058
Its most fun in the middle where you know what to do but you're not ultra pro to live 99% of the time.

>>61469750
Biboo actually cares to build relationships. We can't say the same about Gura after that disrespectful behavior as a senpai though. Literally doesn't give a shit about the new EN gen and streams over them on debut.

>>61470062
That was peak Gura

>>61469961
Imagine being one of Gura's best friends. She'd probably graduate for real if Ame left, they seem like such a package deal.

>>61469985
who gives a fuck about playing the game right you autists

I only hate gura because I know there will never be anything better

>>61470142
based.

>Pee on Ame's bed.
>Farts on Ame's stream

They are.

>>61467398
That's a child

>>61470062
members spanking stream is still on btw I will never forget about it.

God this game is shit
Is this the "quality not quantity"

>>61470194
based of gura I should say

did ame hinted at this being a collab before today?

>>61469985
who does? advent?

>>61470163
This! I was perfectly happy not understanding the JP vtubers I was following. Then Gura debuted and ruined everything for me.

It's hard to goom with the audio cutting off so much

You can feel the sexual tension between these two.

>>61470142
That's Gura's usual stream time. Anyone else deciding to stream then is literally not her problem not to mention no one cares about overlap.

>>61470062
I only remember her ear licking ASMR stream after which she never did ASMR again

We finally got another delicious gura fart bros

We are winning

you're supposed to watch the stream you're supposed to listen to her be retarded

I know I should be happy. But I feel like consuming flesh

>>61470142
The disparity between them 2 is actually ridiculous, Bijou has made so much effort to reach out to other members yet Gura (and even other EN members like Ina/Kronii/etc) have been shit senpai.

>>61470062
She'd just end up saying she'll do it then "forget" for 5 months, repeat. Into the endless purgatory, just like ASMR!

>>61470367
They know advent suck

>>61470349
you can do both

Aren’t y’all glad you waited 45 days for her return just for her to constantly mock you cumbuds?

No wholesome shark in sight, just a passive aggressive shark making fun of her fanbase the first chance she got

>>61470349
>I know I should be happy
nah not really

>that dangerous
Gura is aroused

>y'all

>>61470311
>Usual stream time
>Just so happens to match the entirety of her streaming hours in 2023 within those 2 weeks of Advent debut

Jim

Gura is wholesome

>>61470466
Advent should've picked a different time to stream at. Their fault

>>61470349
Why would you be happy? She is still dodging us, just to a lesser degree.

>>61470367
you realise bijou has a.... right??

>>61470482
Only if you have a public humiliation kink

did gura even made a comment about being gone for a month?

So, is there a solid reason why she doesn't stream very often? How does she get away with it? I don't watch her very often, so I'm just genuinely curious.

>>61470403
Advent is completely mogging the rest of EN tho, idk maybe there is some internal drama.

I like how Gura looks at Ame's model when talking to her
its so fuckign cute

>>61467902
boring game boring streamers

>>61470579
kys anti.

>>61470586
Are they now? I only watch gura and fauna nowadays

>>61469937
okay I'm tuning in

>>61470531
So nothing to say about Gura, for no reason at all, coming back to streaming for 40+ hours in those 2 weeks when she had only 50 hours streamed up to that point in 2023?

>>61470466
She found time to stream a nit before and during that time. By the logic of this narrative there's literally no reason to not keep it going for a month or two after their debuts.

>not below 32
Gura doesn't know freezing.

>last one

>breaker goes off if you turn on too many lights
gura is from a third world shithole confirmed

i wish gura had longer hair

Gura, say "Spagettio" if you F5 GGG during your stream

>>61470548
Has a what anon, don't be a pussy and say what you wanna say

>>61470645
Genuine question dude. No need to be so defensive

>>61470702
she does.

Just post the charts and get it over with already.

>>61470680
Who cares about that man. I still checked out advents vods afterwards

Gura's slightly fuzzy tummy and tiny pink feet.

is this stream prerecorded?

Amelia Boston.

>>61470680
believing this rrat makes you an unironic schizo

Gura is soft like a squishy peach.

>>61470693
She talked a long time about about how the circuits at her place are dogshit, she probably thinks that way because her own shitting wiring. That or her parents told her things about lights growing up like how I was told flipping them on and off really fast would start a fire eventually.

>>61470755
I have longer hair than Gura does. She needs to go even longer than shoulder-length

this stream is kinda meh ngl frfr

>>61470754
if you need to ask

>>61470785
>no, sucks to suck

Someone just wrote this in the chat

Now that it's confirmed gura has 3 children with one more in the way, will she stop streaming?

>>61470829
Going for that greasy neet look

>>61470768
It killed Advent's momentum when EN was already on life support before this

>>61470693
idk if it was true, but 'if you turn on too many lights the breaker goes" was a common tip in early phasmophobia days

>>61470829
she plays withh it with her hands down low. It is way beyond her shoulders.

>>61470834
Okay, I guess I should have expected crater brained retards to respond instead of giving me a real answer.

>gura is in the walls

>>61470682
Ok this is some cope. Just so happened to find time to stream, AS SOON AS ADVENT DEBUTS. Then immediately stops streaming once the debut hype runs out, fuck you people are delusional

>>61470889
If thats what you think then theres probably a good reason for it. I trust gura's judgement

>>61470911
what answer do you want? You just want a big gotcha moment because you fucking hate gura. kill yourself.

I wish Gura was in my walls...

>>61470792
>Its a rrat to list statistical facts about Gura's streaming time in 2023

>>61470889
If anything Gura helped bring in more viewers. So no Advent killed their own momentum.

>>61470911
There is no answer, but you know that.

>4 bedroom house is big

>>61470972
Deranged. I'm asking because I don't know, but here's your (you), I guess

is she drunk and phoning it in?

chandler is dead
i feel old chumbies

>>61470952
>>61471016
I'm thinking maybe advent are a bunch of assholes. The dogs shitting on gura made me realize that.

>>61471057
Gura is sedated!

>>61471043
we need a new mao

>>61471035
I don't, but okay. Don't know why I even bothered. This place is a cesspit

>>61471087
Gura cannot even be bothered to show up to work when there's not a new gen to overlap, even now she's overlapping the new NijiEN gen

god i missed her voice

>>61471051
There is no answer. She just goes away for weeks and months at a time and then will come back because she needs to for a stream or because someone finally asked her to collab. That's it.

>>61471059
He drowned and Gura returned...

>>61471178
>overlapping nijis
Anon thats a good thing

>>61470952
Every time this gets posted I wonder how retards like you can continue to believe it. Anon what purpose would she have to intentionally overlap at her normal time for just two weeks only to disappear right after. There isn't a single positive outcome for her by doing something like that. She's not stealing new fans, she's not keeping her old fans, there literally isn't a good reason to believe she was overlapping them in a malicious way.

I will forgive Gura if she farts on stream. through the walkie talkie.

>>61471197
fucking retard anti. kys. same with the anti asking the question. kill yourselves.

>>61470952
Debut hype lasts months. Her streaming didn't affect them
>>61471016
You were whining about her "overlapping" now you're brining up stream time. So again this goes back to Advent choosing that timeslot and you whining about it.

>>61471178
>aiee no someone somewhere is streaming and Gura is OVERLAPPING THEM
insane lmao

>jewtube stopped doing the adblockblock shit
>gura streams
coincidence?

>>61471204
How the fuck do people even drown? Don't they learn early on that you can't breath under water? Being over 50 years old and still don't know that? WTF? Just get your head above the water ffs

>>61471308
Okay you tell me why she hasn't streamed in a month.

>>61471159
At least you learned one thing

>>61471034
>Helped bring in more viewers
>Viewers gravitate to watching the stream with most views which is the shark after debut buff ran out for Advent
Wow, it's almost as though she only streamed to make herself the viewership blackhole so no new fans that came after debut would watch Advent

>>61471310
Yeah, they didn't really live up to the hype for me. Too many deadbeats for my tastes too

Gura wants to be choke slammed...

>>61471326
Connect the dots for me, anon.

I'm going to chokeslam Gura into my mattress and cum in her tiny cunny

Gura's panties would be soaked if you chokeslammed her onto the bed

>>61471243

is nobody watching the stream

>>61471159
we do not know why she doesn't stream and we don't know how she gets away with it. the past six weeks have literally just been timelooping about that topic every thread.

gura is horny. i bet her cunny is wet right now. TuT

>>61471178
literally fucking who

How poor is Gura?

>>61471361
no. Tell me why you're a subversive faggot anti that talks like a tranny. if you don't like gura kill yourself. kill yourself now!

>body slam me
Gladly TuT

>>61471434
Still have it on, but real tempted to close it and just catch up on JRPG backlog.

>>61471485
I only replied to the guy saying there is no answer. Why are you having a meltdown?

>Gura calling out Bidenomics.
based shark

These two faggots need to come out of the closet already

>>61471326
Holy shit did these fags really stop? My videos would pause 10 seconds in and I would have to press play once again and scrolling wouldn't work unless I would full screen the video.

>>61471178
that doesn't count they have a new gen every other week

>>61471242
Ok, you can believe what you want in your fantasy world. Fact of the matter is that the numbers don't lie. She streamed 50ish hours in 2023 prior to Advent, she then matched those numbers within the 2 weeks that Advent debut and then fucked off after that. If you get anything out of that except for maliciously overlapping, then you are just a deluded retarded who accepts any corporate slop that gets spoon-fed to you. Go the fuck back to your Reddit hug box

>>61471326
still happening to me

>>61471333
Gura killed him

>>61471411
gura couldn't figure out how to log in to stream

Gura diaper status?

>>61471434
not paying much attention desu

>>61471522
because you'rre assuming a malicious reason on her part for not streaming. kill yourself. if you don't like gura, choke and die in your sleep.

>>61471553
>number number numbers
Of course you're just a numberfag. Go back to your numbers thread and cry to someone that cares there.

ear

>>61471630
soaked (with cunny juice not pee)

>>61471667

>>61471694

>>61471380
She brings in people that wouldn't be watching if she wasn't streaming. She also didn't have the most views. Again people will check them well after two weeks. Even if Gura didn't stream those two weeks and just streamed after that you'd still be whining about this.

gura shower

>>61471043
that's at least 2 stories, no?

>>61471310
>Debut hype lasts months
This is statistically false, it lasts a few weeks at most no longer than 1 month.
>Still doesn't refute the point
She fucking matched her entire 2023 streaming time within Advent's debut time, then fucked off and hasn't streamed regularly since.

>>61471747
You mean advent matched their time with gura

>>61471747
it's fucking funny gura streamed over them. Good. All other vtubers are fucking trash.

I'm bored, I think I'm going to play some vidya now.

>>61471661
>Arguing about numbers
>Wah wah wah go to your numbers thread
Once again, still not refuting the point.

I want to drink gura's brown water

Reminder that Gura still hasn't played FNAF despite saying she would over a year ago.

>fags still seething about overlap
Imagine if they simply saw what Holodex looks like at prime JP time.

>>61471774
You mean Gura saw an opportunity to purposefully stream over the new EN wave, when her streaming consistency prior to it in 2023 was less than 10 hours per month? Then she streamed for over 40 hours within 1 month, just when Advent debuted? Wow what a coincidence. Little loli sharky would never do something so malicious right chumkek?

>>61471934
Reminder that you're a fucking faggot.

>>61471657
I'm not assuming anything. I'm just saying what she has been doing for the past year.

>>61471839
Cry more numbersfag. Gura doesn't care about numbers but you wouldn't know that since you only watch the view counts and not the actual streams.

okay so its obviously not just me that finds this stream pretty boring right

this game is a chore simulator

>>61471933
Ye I don't get this. I wouldn't of watched advent anyways even if Gura wasn't streaming.

>>61471824
yeah this is a pretty anticlimactic return stream

Does Gura live in a favela if she thinks 4 bedroom is big? That is a small house, 2 parens & 2 children = 4 bedrooms, thats nothing

>wave
Of fucking course

>>61472042
They always fuck up somehow.

>>61471974
If gura hates advent then I hate advent. They just weren't good enough to compete with the goob

>>61471934
HUH BUT SHE DID NTO PROMISE THOUGH AND AS LONG AS THE WORD PROMISE DOESN'T LEAVE HER LIPS SHE DOESN'T HAVE TO DO ANYTHING BRO DON'T YOU GET IT?

>>61472031
>parents live in separate bedrooms
That sounds like a bad family to me

I fell asleep

>>61472001
Most people have tuned out. Thread is a lot slower and what's left is arguing over pointless shit.

>>61472031
>parents sleeping in separate bedrooms
sounds like divorce is on the horizon

>>61471933
Why can't you retards understand the point being made? Gura almost streamed as much as she did in the entirety of 2023 within Advent's debut weeks and immediately fucked off after the hype ran out.

"Oh overlap is going to happen anyway, oh it brought more people into Hololive," Fuck off and stop making excuses for her

>>61471974
What's a wave?

>>61472004
>do a repetitive laundry list
>do even more extra steps to hope for a better pay
>all while risking your life
>in the end you get barely any money at all
It's real job simulator, with a ghost theme

lmao gura you dumbfuck

>>61472121
I usually treat collab streams as background noise. Its like I'm babysitting my daughterwife as she plays with her friends.

>>61472165
It's a nijifag stirring shit, pay him no mind.

>>61472121
it's funny to think 20 thousand people showed up for this

I can also hear Gura's voice in my head.

>>61471974
>wave
Nijiniggers reveal themselves so easily.

>>61472001
this is the first time I have a stream that contains Gura in the background

what the FUCK is on GURAS HEAD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>61472159
I'm glad she maliciously streamed over advent. adventfags can seethe forever. She hates advent. I hate advent. She hates you. And I hate you.

fellas. i found gura

>>61472000
>Gura doesn't care about numbers
>Just so happens to stream 50 hours in 2 weeks right when there are a ton of eyes on Holo EN after the long-awaited 3rd gen

>>61472260
pumpkin

>>61472004
I hate chore simulators which is how I feel most new games trying to inject "realism" in games. No I don't want a sprint bar nor do I want a hunger bar, or a sleep bar. I just want to have fun and play a game.

why does gooba have my left nut on her head

>>61472260
me

>>61472254
Are you new? Gura has had a ton of background game streams, especially 2021

>>61472260
pamkin

>>61472260

>>61472042
>Won't even reply to the guy
Chumbuds being pussys as usual

>>61472260
me

>>61472159
Oh nyo!
Anynyway I'm happy that a new gen debut after two fucking years FUCK YOU COVER gave Gura enough motivation to stream so much for about two weeks before whatever's going on with her afflicted her again.

>>61472280
WHO'S DAMIAN THAT'S A MALE NAME

>>61472294
Cry more numbersfag

>>61471747
>statistically false
You're talking out of your ass. There's still a fuck ton of tourists after a month, just because their regular streams dip down doesn't change that.
>she streamed more that period compared to other periods this year
She was already trending to stream more after she came back from Japan. Again even if she didn't stream those two weeks they wouldn't have gotten any more viewers (if anything she brought more viewers in by streaming at that time but it doesn't matter to you advent fans with a persecution complex)

I now want to eat gura's flesh

Gura likes em big

>>61472294
she probably keys advent's cars at the hololive office.

>>61472317
Hunger bars are fun and have been around for a long ass time

>>61472232
>Everyone who points out the obvious is a nijishill
kys bud

>>61472429
I'll kiss my shark, don't worry

>>61472339
I mean that this is the first stream with her in it, that I have in the background instead of giving her my full attention/stream hopping to find her/best audio

bunghole

lmao gura, in the butthole

Gura's mouth is more erotic than her butthole

>>61472260
I just noticed it's embedded into her skull... so that's what happened...

>>61472258
Finally you admit the truth, thanks for being honest and realizing that Gura actually doesn't care about Hololive

>>61472430
I'd rather just have a health bar and just a health bar.

>>61472511
you think the head dent was a joke?

buttholes are not erotic and i will die on this hill

>>61472573
buttholes not but butts yes

ASMR MENTION

>>61472339
she had a few boring streams in 2021, but collab wise this probably top 5 worst stream gura has been involved in

>asmr mic
ASMR stream soon!

Nope, this was the shitties cumback-stream ever, 45 days for this sedated walkie-talkie Gura bs?

Nah, bye forever