/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>61373182
Wawa feet

SEX WITH WAWAAAAA

I thought they'd stop after the first victory but they just keep going
Good practice I guess

Takanashi Kiara is not a lesbian btw.

Hey KFP, I just wanted to tell you that WEEE WOOO WEEE WOOO WEEE WOOO

>>61373598

>>61373598
We are gonna have nightmares of this sound

Sucking Kiara strapon while Ellie is pegging my ass

I WANT TO FUCK KIARA
https://streamable.com/onfnvc

>>61373182
I Love Kiara

Nearly 5 hours? They must really be getting along together.

Oh she heard Pineapple
Interesting

>>61374895
The AOE stream last week was 6 hours long but tbdesu 2 hours were spent outside the game.

Muscle mommy...

>She's 184cm
>I'm 182cm
Wtf is life man...

>she's taller than me
Mommy.

This was an insanely good stream once they figured out the discord issue.

bors...

Me and my 162cm got really hard at thought of sexing this amazon woman

I really like her, i hope they collab whenever she wants to play aoe

>>61375842
She's into Levi from AoT and he's like 160.

You got a bigger chance than most of us if you're in Switzerland.

Is it true that Kiara has a vagina?

>>61376109
Only sometimes. When a cute girl is close by she grows a 40cm kikkericock.

>>61376109
she's a bird so it's a cloaca

>>61376109
Yes and its free use to only me.

that was great
Ellie was like the boyfriend Kiara needs in her life, at least for AoE

I want Ellie to crush me like that AI

https://x.com/OgumaShiro/status/1718002020098138194?s=20

>>61377505
me in the bottom right

>>61377505
>>61377678
Kiara would love to see more cute waitresses in idol attire.

Just woke up and watched Kobo's 3D VOD and help me guys I'm going schizo! If the homos were in the live, and so was wawa... that means they were in the same room/vicinity... and I'm going fucking INSANE AAAAAAAAA I need my meds

>>61378780
She met a few of the JPs in the Japan studio. She even talked about one of them eating spicy candy from indonesia when she went to do Kobo's thing.

IDK man, if you really had a problem with this shit you have have dipped in Dokomi 2021 when she did the thing with the catboy. Pretending to be a genuine schizo was never funny or entertaining.

>>61378780
Anon anytime they're at the cover office they're "in the vicinity"
But realistically, she probably wasn't. You can kinda tell based on how separated that section was. Kiara was with Mori and the rest of ID3. I still wanna hear that kaela crotch story...

>>61378780

>>61378854
Nah anon, think back to 2020 when Mori and Kiara were talking with kokorobeats about the EP

I want to hug Wawa
https://files.catbox.moe/l6lzc6.mp4

>>61378854
NTA, While you’re right about everything you say I still feel like you’re probably a homobeggar, probably one of the ones who called me a schizo for saying Kiara wouldn’t want to collab with them.

https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1718019091661820291
Sex went into overtime

>>61379715
How does this happen so often?

>>61379715
"See me after class" frfr

>>61379711
Nope, I have no problems with CGDCT enjoyers and have never begged for anything in chat except one time in a Karaoke. She already made her stance clear and I have 0 issues with that. I'm just here for Wawa.

Even if KFP is tryhard it still makes me kinda proud when other streamers say Kiara’s community is nice

>>61379855
It happens with almost anyone that's actually willing to reciprocate and indulge her eagerness to talk and doesn't just immediately "kthxbye job's done, i have other stuff to do now!" clock out after a collab.

>>61380206
She always seems surprised that other people find her charming and want to spend time with her even though she works so hard to be likeable all the time.

>>61380177
When Kobo said she wanted her fans to be like KFP it made me happy

>>61380349
I can't honestly blame her for being self conscious but I am happy when she gets these big Ws.

Kiara in prechat also talking about kfp being nice to ellie
https://www.youtube.com/live/uG4i-17kTK4?si=qD0OwkLkLvgUQLR5

https://x.com/TheMasterSos/status/1718018031782105329?s=20

>>61381045
where do you go to view her messages if you missed them? hololyzer doesn't upload them until the stream processes. she was happy? we didn't creep out Ellie by being too enthusiastic?

>>61381702
https://www.hololyzer.net/youtube/realtime/supana/uG4i-17kTK4.html

It updates live anon. Same with Superchats.

>>61381783
OK please bear with me, chicken brain, what do I click on to get there. are you manually editing the url? I usually go to the top page, then open EN Myth -> Kiara -> StreamingList, where I only see completed streams. it isn't under the freechat tab. what am I missing?

>>61382058
go to
https://www.hololyzer.net/youtube/
CTRL F
type in Kiara
you should see the time frame, click on chat and voila.
Things only show up on the streaming list for her specific page after the stream is over but for active and pre-streams its going to be on the front page for holos.

>>61382168
thanks. she sounds almost giddy in the chatlog, happy for her, glad KFP did well.

Will Kiara finish FF this weekend?

>>61382388
nah, she's around halfway maybe, so there's definetly another round of FF weekend at least.
Yeah, I'm not overly hyped either, but I treat it as basically just a stealth zatsu background game as she's going to tangent in between the occasional engaging fights

>>61382388
If we're lucky, she'll get to the first Titan fight tomorrow.

>>61381783
Really glad she's in a good mood, hope it will lift her up for a while

>>61377505
>ywn be taking a well-deserved break with your mate as kiara screams the castle is burning down
it's not much but it's honest work

https://x.com/Ellie4K/status/1718046515149545968?s=20

Jwu
how was the collab? did she learn and get better at the game? is she going to play more aoe soon?

wawa...

Kiwawawife

>>61386017
It was great. Yes and yes

>>61386781
Also Kiwawawife

She need to find a way to deal with these kind of brainworm

>>61387274
I will peck them as best I can

https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1718051681907179548
Don't forget, she is always watching you.

>>61387114
Kiwawa"WooHoo"wife

>>61387428
Neat.

Been over 5 days since I got a like from wawa...Maybe she does hate me.

>>61373456
I want to tie Kiara down to my bed spread-eagle, pulling on the ropes so hard that they creak, so she doesn't get even a single millimeter to defend herself, then RAIL HER FOR HOURS WHILE SHE PANTS, PLEADS, AND SCREAMS and I won't stop until I bruise my own dick.
/blog

>>61387467

Imagine feeling smug because your virtual chicken daughterwifemommygf said you were “very well behaved” in front of her friend

>>61388193
I'm a good noodle

>>61388193
That's literally me and it feels good.

https://twitter.com/nasterro_/status/1718061720638251204?t=YG76ai-yhpyN6z5u-FKI3w&s=19

https://twitter.com/sunakoart/status/1718062607146352946?t=8qeTZ11Vh_GoatXDZSKrRQ&s=19

>>61389968
>>61390047
wife

>>61373182

>https://twitter.com/koizumi_arata/status/1717773464377983160

Has this INSUFFERABLE NIGGERFAGGOT begged for forgiveness for this completely out of touch piece of homobegger raid art?

>>61388733
>>61389968
>>61390047
>>61391457
>>61391522
YSK that products which have 666 in the barcode number are made much better than the other products. Theyre healthier, and they taste much better. The packaging also contains depictions of religious symbolism. I suggest you go verify this fact for yourself, if you want to be caught up to speed on the state of our hellish existence.

>some unhinged offtopic bullshit
>no mention of sex with wawa
Why though?

>>61391791
Anon I already jerked of like 10 times to Kiara today. Any more and I might actually perish.

>>61391917
That's a skill issue if I ever heard of one.

>>61391791
>not the giantess version

thinking of small white chef hat

>>61391522
????

>>61392281

>>61391791
They are right, someone start posting porn

https://twitter.com/AudiophiLevi_11/status/1718069287146185107?t=k25cWlJUBhYuS4iC87NCaA&s=19

>>61373182
https://twitter.com/rasec_asdjh/status/1718095787161174017
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

>>61385664
cute

https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1718050560698458373
3 hour old reminder that Takanashi Kiara is the funniest woman on the Internet.

Cutie

Kowkarot with Ellie/AoE II compilation:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o975urIplXA

Cute to see Ellie's reactions, she vibed amazingly well with Wawa.

>>61406608
it's rare for someone in central Europe to be bombarded with so much cuteness

>>61399408
ahegao wawa sex

Working on some soundposts.

>>61412057

>>61412057
>>61412303
cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute

>>61412303
adorable

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GvnOJH5buw&ab_channel=ChegiCH%E3%82%A2%E3%83%81%E3%82%A2%E3%83%81%E3%83%9B%E3%83%83%E3%83%88%E3%83%81%E3%82%AD%E3%83%B3%E3%83%90%E3%83%BC

>>61412057
That spinning exit makes me smile.

>>61406608
Really cute, Ellie must have really liked the collab, hope she sees this

>>61387428
Kiara a cute!

Kiara mentioned she prefers Family Guy to the Simpsons - I just remembered how much yabai content that show has. Is she a secret racist?

>>61416307
>yabai content
not much worse than anything else airing at the time. it wasn't South Park

https://twitter.com/Hikari_Kizuna/status/1718145570790068427/

>>61419087

>>61416307
The problem with family guy is that it isn't funny

Will she stream campaigns?
She isn't ready for ranked yet

>>61416307
>secret

>>61419827
I can see her doing that
AOE can be a schedule filler (if she remembers to ask the perms)

>>61419827
>She isn't ready for ranked yet
The only way you can become ready for ranked is to play ranked. Yes your WR is going to be dogshit but you'll eventually drop to your real elo and start playing more comfortably. And from there on there's only improvement.

>>61419827
it could be really fun if she streams the campaign she was struggling with only to find it easy

>>61394749
the original meme doesn't have some other rando next to the watergun kid

>>61419827
she liked the skirmishes/arena more than the campaigns, so if anything she'd probably go for that.

>>61374895
they are literally having sweaty lesbian sex as we speak

>>61422134
stop being such a coomer, the only thing that's actually sweaty is them diligently practicing AoE right now because they are good girls

https://twitter.com/eus_ing/status/1718193117973917992/

>>61423596
cute wawa

Thought you guys might like this
https://files.catbox.moe/myp1kr.jpg

https://twitter.com/Ellie4K/status/1718241699191779767
I think they might be...

>>61424720
That’s really cute

>>61424720
It's impossible not to imagine her tits swaying wildly as you pound her from behind.

Adorable
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1718248486213145017?t=mnhAnBgLAtwiss4C5xoncA&s=19

>>61380349
If she has been at this for a long time and not showing what seemed to her to be affluent success, then that can be a cause. Analyze the things she has said and you can see why she still has this mentality. Has more success than some streamers will see in their lifetimes, money she can just waste if she wants, and adulation, idolozation, and even outright sensual lust from her peers. Shouldn't be something that gives you more confidence. It just goes to show, that if you can't remove that self-imposed wedge someone has in their heart, then all that love amounts to nil. So I hope that if that continues people don't just gas her up, but actually ask, "do you really feel like people like you"?

>>61425827
She just doesn't like herself.

Tldr brainworms
I will peck them all

>>61380349
She's been shamelessly snubbed by people plenty of times. Things like never getting invited to 3D lives (until recently). Or how everyone in her gen has had plenty of JPs absolutely simp over them for no apparent reason (ie. Nene with Ina or Ame with Miko, not to mention Mori kakoii) while she has to work for friendships like it's a fucking grind quest (only to be snubbed anyway like in the case of Nene's 3D).
That kind of stuff wouldn't go unnoticed by anyone in her place.
At least the ID's like her.

https://youtu.be/_GvnOJH5buw?si=k6mbSN9lHcdDuzq0

Kiara getting real chatty in prechat

>>61427456
>in the case of Nene's 3D
I'm coping and hoping they're starving us until O'Riends concert, which they already started planning but haven't revealed

>"You must eat all the eggs." -Kiara

>>61428001
She’s talking about her period

That moment when you join prechat halfway throught Kiara's messages and you are unable to join in on the fun

>>61425711
art style reminds me of Denpa Onna

Kiara is pretty unhinged today

>>61430000
She's off balance because someone hit on HER last stream instead of her hitting on others. She's usually ends up like this in those scenarios.

Pretty good for a warm up fight

A cute

>>61433567
My face is always ready to become chair for Kiara

Can someone soundpost that "back to the archives with you"?
I'd do it, but my process needs the video to be processed first so it would take like 12 hours by which point I'll forget the timestamp.

>>61434091
Just remember like 1:52:00. There.

>>61434091
>>61434136
just reference the time she has on screen.

>>61434091
or also use the timestamp from your post and math

>>61434171
Okay, that's fair. I'm still not used to having a clock on stream, so I naturally do the math like
>stream started at 10:02
>that quote was around 11:50
>so then it's probably around 1 hour 48
and then I spend 30 minutes finding it after the stream. I'm not very bright.

actual anime moment with kiwawa

I don't remember her talking about the German article in the last membership stream. I hope none of the schizos in there seriously annoyed her. It's so weird how some people whipped themselves up in a frenzy over nothing.

>>61437250
It was in the beginning, it was positive.
Nobody on that site was really being a dick overall, the reception was positive.

>>61437250
Anon dot dot dot
She was surprised how open a lot of them were, freaked out a bit that there's an article. I hope she's ready for if she gets in, there will be plenty

What happened to doing sneeze chats?
Did people just lose interest?

Toggy woggy...

>>61427456
That's disingenuous, as if saying there was no reason to like them. Look, I get championing for someone you like, but that ain't it, that trying to drag others through the mud to laud someone else, which should never be done. Plus, do all of you not count? Does Reine not count? Did Nerissa not count? Let's face it, she has been loved and the only reason that ain't hitting, is because of what >>61426827 said. And that can't be fixed externally. Has to come from within. No amount of invites, accolades, or kudos will do that.

IT WAS ME, CLIVE

>>61438760
Why are you responding? Not only is it not the first time retards in this thread have tried to claim that no JPs love, or like her and hate her, but it's not even the first time retards have done it with Nene. Hell, this Nene timeloop was literally one of the very first timeloops ever done in this split thread.

>>61437842
I was eating my bad

I want to suck Wawa's

>>61440205
nose

Started watching like an hour ago or so, did she talk about bokobo or the aoe collab yet?

>>61441849
All the bokobo stuff was already told, that was her first tangent today

Could you see Kiara living on the Sheetz side of PA, or the Wawa side?

>>61442751
>Kiara in Western Pennsylvania.
Yeah no, she'd think it was quaint but too empty.

>>61438950
Its that I take people seriously when they say they like someone, and love can blind. That's why I said what I did.

Also contrarion taste for her yet again lol.

https://twitter.com/damadicius1/status/1718302926706516450?t=7fW69-UVneU1K65k_pP7ag&s=19

She's so fucking cute.

i will never have this kind of banter with Kiara because i am too normal

Which reddit thread did she find?

>>61446322
the one where she probably was looking at Ellie's twitch chat and she saw the usual KFP making fun of her weird taste.

Basically the usual suspects other than Kronii

Participant list was good until Gura was mentioned

>>61446322
>>61446404
Apparently her stalking tweet went on reddit as well.
I'm currently trying to look for both but I can't see shit so far.

hmm

>Kiara got herself a big amazonian girlfriend that is going to visit her in Austria soon
bros...

is Kiara the cutest AoE streamer?

>>61448323
There's me

>Hard AI is hard
Got a long way to go
>>61448323
No, thats Dave, but she is cute too

>>61448228

>>61448323
I don't know, but definitely nicest ass.

KFP bros I kneel

gta is better than ff

>>61449175
True

>>61449175
Roru
Rumao even

>Not enough hours in the week for aoe

>Skip horror
.....

>>61449364
I saw that fucker say that
Always him

>>61449364
i saw that

>>61449364
She literally hates Reine

>Hokan

>>61449454
It's still happening

>>61449462
he needs to leave alongside Kakun.

>>61449454
She meant the solo horror stream on monday, retard, not the collab.

What is she talking about ? A group cover or something else ? I didn't quite get it

>>61449711
people were saying something about pomu I think?

>>61449711
Can't get Maro for bday live, trying to ask others

>>61449568
He may be a faggot but you can tell Kiara loves him regardless

fucking attention whores
just leave quietly

>>61449783
>Can't get enough people to join in her birthday live
Now that's fucking sad.

I am really curious what the things she stopped tangenting to not spoil are

>>61449783
I don't really get the scheduling issue. It's far enough away and the recording window should be at the end of November.
I guess the issue is trying to find someone who can fly to Japan on a month's notice.

>>61450776
I feel like that could be it given the talk about wanting to dance with kobo again but she doesn't know when she can next

>>61449779
What did she say about her??

>>61450776
she is flying the week after next week, I doubt she will fly at the end of November again

Only white people and people that haven't had Spam hate Spam

>>61437472
People think schizo faggots exist here, if she hits the 'big leagues' there's so many retards who would be mad to see an anime girl and would try their hardest to start shit.

>>61452686
t. white as a sheet.
Spam is ogey. I'm not going to extol it's virtues from the rooftops but it's fine if I need spiced ham for something.

>>61451085
People were asking if she could get her, but that's even harder as you can guess

>>61453309
Get her for what? A song or collab idea?

>>61453351
Birthday live appearance

>>61453376
I see

Fuck this gay world

My takotori...

>You cannot have my heart, KFP is keeping it safe
Just hearing this solidifies that none of us besides anyone she's had collabs with have any real chance with her. We're supposed to keep her sane and comfortable, guys, not trying to be with her romantically. I think it's time we should let that one go and find someone out there in the real world. :)

>>61454090
Nice try faggot
I will be the last kfp

I love kiara

>>61454090
tl;dr
we are her collective husband except for the sex. We support her financially, emotionally and we keep her grounded.

>>61454496
Except me, I provide the sex

>>61454638
Chickens don't have dicks unfortunately so you might want to get that tumor check out.

>Ellie is unironically going to Austria
She's gonna manhandle Wawa...

>>61455391
Can you fucking imagine
I'm the same height as Kiara...

>>61454710
This is me after working out

>>61455477
I'm only around 6 cm taller than Wawa

>>61455477
>>61455713
You two would make cute Kiara cosplayers.

>>61455477
>Ellie is taller than I am (6 foot flat)
She'll be more man for Kiara than I'll ever be.
>>61455477
shortstack

>>61455477
>>61455713
Put on the waitress uniform

>>61455477
>7 inches taller
>Stronger and arms are nearly twice as big
Literal manhandling scenario.

>>61456617
If it's taller than Ellie, then yes, you are a giant and can man handle them both

If it's Kiara, you're still a manlet

>>61456617
Anon there are 9 inches between 5'3" and 6'

>>61457178
Yeah, mine

https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1718390571717304324
Hope she can get a model update like this in the near future

Why do the same two chimps in global think we still care about the elephants.

>>61457643
you sure there is 2 of them and not samefag?

>>61457643
I dunno but it must be some brain disability. Even Kiara said her AoE arc started from her enjoying the game but they conveniently forget that and push another false rrat

>>61457643
Considering Kiara vs Bae pretty much completely stopped 2 days ago when Kiara vs Fauna started being spammed even harder, I wouldn't be surprised if it's the same retard.

>>61457643
>>61457886
Not only is it the same person but he tried Kiara vs Sana for half of today and stopped when Fauna made a tweet
Its literally 1 dude

>>61457773
Nta but sometimes I see them post a few seconds apart
Definitely some kind of raid

>>61457643
Fuck that thread

>>61458038
>Kiara vs Sana
we're all gonna die from bad juju cause some guy from a loser country fucked with a corpse

>>61458107
Fair point

>>61458038
What the fuck why vs Sana?

>>61458202
3rd worlder water rotting the brain

>>61458163
and numbers

>>61458300
One does not simply walk into #

>>61458107
>>61458163
it's definitely a raid, shitposting ramped up in that thread during the past week or so.
it does make them easier to ignore since they're not even fans of Hololive in the first place.

>>61458979
I guess that's where schizos from this thread went

They might try using Gurame again so here's this

>>61459263
AmeSameTori stay winning

>>61459263
It was nice that Gura jumped into the collab right away. I was worried she'd just sort of closed off. 90% of Myth's streaming issues come down to not getting a push apart from ina who will work herself to death by 40.

https://twitter.com/kobokanaeru/status/1718379532871401908?t=ubXP4pSSaFxXF_ua_7m_KQ&s=19

https://twitter.com/3toonn/status/1718270771121008926?t=UUdltLC130TF5jA9Z0pjMQ&s=19

>>61459834
kobo love

>>61459959

>>61459263
Eh, the retards already were using Gurame the second the frame for the stream went up, so you're kind of late. But this clip would've been useful since it directly goes against the exact narrative the schizo(s) were arguing about and it took a bit for somebody to actually post it.

>>61459959
juicy wawa

>>61460313
The person who posted it was me, still handy to have

>>61460558 (me)
I probably would have found it sooner if I organized my damn files tho

>>61459834
Cute daughter.

>>61459959
>topless Rissa in the background
What were they doing...

Helping kiara snap up her bodysuit

Hi KFP friends, what is the best way to loop a song so it counts as a view everytime? I figured you guys would know best about this type of stuff

>>61463905
a playlist with two songs, the one you want to loop and a very short video just to have two videos.

>>61463989
Are you sure youtube's algo doesn't flag it if you go back to the video you want to farm views that fast? Or is a 5 seconds video fine?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpxjNLH561E&ab_channel=TakanashiKiaraCh.hololive-EN

Prechat is up

>>61464183
>>61463905
There's a LOT of theories on what makes a view "count". I would try looking up some kpop stan strategies since they seem to do the most research. I remember some said 15 minutes of other videos inbetween I think? My personal way is to just remember to stream it every few others. Like on my drive to work and the drive back.

>>61465434

wawa thinking

>short FF stream to prepare for the other FF stream

>>61467002
Isn't it because she have to wake up at 5AM for the family feud collab so she want to sleep early ?

>>61467190
that's the joke. FF, FF

>>61465434
>FF

She has hatched a truly diabolical plan in prechat

Cute cute cute cute fucking hell I love this adorable woman

Tenchou

Jenma unbanned that sockpuppetFP's original account.

kiara loves kfp

Kiwawawife

>wawa was upset we weren't into that daylight saving joke
>unbanned one of the dudes from earlier
>laughed at the chicken tender joke

Why is she so cute bros

>>61474238
It's those special orange woman genes.

>>61474238

https://twitter.com/kowkarot5/status/1718417895498141718?t=G25C6ZUaPuu3eLtiToBLuQ&s=19

>>61482311

https://youtu.be/umE2PcuSVCI?si=MbZEHFE3Dul9qTHB

Final Fantasy is so early today, will she even be awake?

>>61492142
It's the same time as always, it just seems this way because daylights savings happened this night in Europe

https://twitter.com/kelp_454/status/1718453296992542853

>>61497346
survival with wawa

>>61497571
great thing is she doesn't even need to bring food, just seasoning

>>61497346
wife

>>61387467
>https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1718051681907179548
ngl, that is legit terrifying

>>61497346
Cute wawa

https://twitter.com/koizumi_arata/status/1718483684800544974

>>61503157
>no nips
Looks safe to me!

>>61503259
You're right, neither will ever be Japanese

>>61472400
thank you this anon for making my check hololyzer and notice the pre chat
I had gotten used to swapping but glad that's over with

Do you have any guesses what those sponsorships next week gonna be?

>>61504790
Lovesense