/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Jong is shit trash fuck garbage

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

jong

>13 jongers online right now
>3 games going at once

>>61339637
god she so smug

I want to ruin her mouth

catch

Michi has the highest autism level in Phase Connect. Lia is just a retarded autist.

Is Phase Connect Coffee good for you?

>>61339788
yes

Streams are going great, I look forward to the day I don't feel like I need to post this.

>>61339759
jonger concentration camps when

>>61339765

>>61339759
training, the /vsj+/ games are coming up

>>61339765

FISHMANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

I WANT MY FUCKING COFFEE

>>61339765

>>61339759
Sorry, getting coffee, give me a few.

>>61339818
>/vsj+/ games are coming up
I've barely been here the past few weeks, is this a thing?

>>61339764
Buddy, you couldn't handle this ride.

This is a thread where we trust, right?

YOU ARE ALL STINKY, SMELL NERDS!

>>61339824
I hate rabbits. They're just bigger and more retarded rats.

>>61339789
I believe it.

“Could you imagine? I wouldn’t have to leave the house again for food! No more dealing with asshole delivery guys!” Said a certain Pink Rabbit. “Pippa… do you have any idea what Sakana had to do to get us on this tour instead of the Niji and Holo girls? He’s in debt for the rest of his life. While I don’t care about the publicity, he does, and I don’t want to get kicked out of a place like this. Put down the dinner gum.” Tenma replied knowing full well it was pointless. Pippa began to chew. “Holy fuck! Tomato soup! It really is food!” Pippa couldn’t believe it. She couldn’t wait for this to potentially be her meals for now on. For her to just stay in her room all day with her gum. No ants to crawl all over them. “Roast beef, just like he said!” Pippa chewed and said with a smile. “Pippa… just stop… spit it out…” Tenma groaned. “Blueberry pie and ice cream!” Blue began to creep across her face as the desert kept coming. The gum kept feeding her blueberry pies. Chewing and chewing until she was bloated and too full, and then she chewed some more.


“Pippa…?” Tenma looked at Pippa’s blue skin as the other Phase members came over. “What on earth do you-“ Suddenly Pippa’s once twig like belly and thighs bulged outwards. Her ass soon followed. “She’s swelling up!” Said Lia. “Like a balloon!” Replied Airi. “Like a blueberry. That’s blueberry juice in her.” Wonka corrected everyone. Pippa rubbed her uncomfortably tight belly. Her lower belly and hip area was taking on a teardrop like shape. Blue liquid started dripping down her thighs. Her private bits underneath felt wet. The blue rabbit girl was starting to look like a mix between an obese woman, and a barely inflated water balloon. Her ass nearly making her fall over, her thighs making it hard for her to walk. But the gluttonous brat kept chewing. “Help me!!! Nnnghh…” She screamed and moaned. Tenma poked her belly. “Will she pop?” Asked the tiny fox lady. “Probably not, but she was very small and skinny. Might not have enough room in there to begin with so...” Wonka explained. “I don’t wanna-“ Pippa’s cheeks were flooded with juice as her upper half joined in. She sat on her crotch as she rounded out, rocking back and forth, a puddle forming underneath her. “I downt wannah powp!” Moaned Pippa. Her body was becoming more and more blueberry like by the moment, with no sign of stopping, she was about 9 feet tall and wide at this point, stretch marks all over her body. Her feet, head, and hands sticking out of divots in her sphere like body, her clothes straining. “Roll her to the Juicing Room immediately.” Wonka ordered an Oompah Loompah. The girls left the room out the other exit, as Pippa was rolled out the way they came in. Pippa’s body was so obese and spherical, it was making her almost too heavy to roll, but she somehow made it to the Juicing Room.“AHHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMRRRPPPPPHHHHH!!!” Pippa screamed with juice spurting out of her lips, private parts, and belly button, with her nipples gushing juice like a firehose. Her eyes started bulging out from pressure. What sounded like a very loud and wet explosion was soon heard from across the factory. Wonka told everyone with a nervous face that it was just a malfunction with the juicer, and it’s been fixed. The tour continued on, and Pippa’s stupidity didn’t get them kicked out.

>>61339906
Never trust.

>>61339906
I don't know, do you?

>>61339806
You're in one right now though?

>>61339863
the henya-pippa jong collab is coming up soon anon

>61339939
Mucho texto.

>>61339939
>juice
This is a jig thread boi.

>>61339939
Been a hot minute since I've seen this posted.

>>61339939
Didnt read seems pretty gay. Post in a split

I guess it’s pretty silly to vent about >>61339435. I’ve just been contemplating anhero over it, and that gets worse each passing day.

>>61339985
the 3 Js reign supreme across all phase threads

>>61339919

Is it really rude to dama in friendlies? I hate having to richi on a risky closed wait

>>61339906
Trust in what?

Today has been pretty shit

>>61339818
they don't stand a chance

they didn't seem very interested in jong the other day, hopefully that will change after they see them play

>>61340046
If you do it I will emote at you for the meme, but I don't actually care and I play around dama's anyway.

Maybe don't do it if you're Expert or above and you're against novice/adeptlets.

>>61339803
I don't. How fucking awkward is it gonna be if I have no one to reply to with these edits?

>>61339919
How fucking dare you

>>61339999
Nah. Pippa needs to be reminded

>>61339765
Uhhhh who's this? I don't see her on the Phase Roster...

>>61340010
Can't really help much as my knowledge on most of this stuff is surface level at best. For the engine are there not any other alternatives that use a similar architecture at least? If it's really hopeless and you need to swap to a new engine you might be able to use Blendr and a plugin to convert the models into something easier to import.

>>61340010
You could vent in /agdg/, they might know something lol

>>61340010
Consider turning your 3D game into a 2/2.5D game

>>61340147
We can live with the idea that we might have been one of the reasons she got her shit together, your dumb edits are great cause I'm too lazy to edit it.

>Erina accepting hostages
they have a home...

>>61340201
It’s a 2.5D game yeah. It’s the very basic architecture I’m blind on.

>>61340246
She's even a cat

Well jonged
The shadow realming continues

>>61340165
That’s a very cute chinchilla you got there

We live in a world where Pippa could have been a tiny kitsune and I don't know if am thankful for the yabbit we have, or wistful for what could have been.

Wait is the 4CC divegrass tomorrow?

>>61340270
Erina should jong

well jonged
>>61340280
we're 50% shadowrealm rate right now

>>61340246
>>61340270
Fuck off we're full.

>>61340310
Jongers should be rounded up and put in summer camps until they work off their debt to society.

>>61340310
That tiger does look like Erina...

>east 2 repeat 3
>dealer has ronned literally everyone
Jong is a joke

>>61340398
Skill issue.

>>61340398
why did everyone deal in

>>61340398
Hey that was me earlier today. Feels good.

>>61340398
Welcome to jong. One of the hexa games was rough, 300 timer and one of the repeats hit 4 in an east game.

>>61340415

lumi said she was going to gorilla and i swear to god if she reneges on it again i will actually gangstalk her

Hiya~ I've been slowly getting into Pippa lately. It seems like she posts a lot about Pokemon characters. That's great because I like Pokemon too, especially Paldean Quagsire. Anyway, https://puzzle.aggie.io/UQQLwo

>>61340304
Yeah, first match is against /ck/ in 11.5 hours.

>>61340577
When did we pick up a tako?

>>61340577
Are we getting crossboard jiggers now?

>>61340612
shiina is just a dollar store ina

>>61340577
Thems some long fuckin fingers

>>61340662
Nice

Well jonged
>>61340280
someone's defense is inversely proportional to their emote game

Alternative jig
https://puzzle.aggie.io/QYT3XR

>>61340165
what a retard

>>61340800
If we go by emotes alone, I am the strongest jonger in the thread

I WANT MORE CUTE PICTURES OF WEMI IN MY DESK RIGHT NOW!!!

>>61340577
>>61340808
So many jigs...

>>61340619
yes jig supremacy

>>61340879
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjLalQkUsiY
Dizzy deserves to be abused!

>>61340868
Sorry sir, due to legal demands from an unnamed Canadian company, Wemi is no longer able to be featured in all 270 pages of the Daily Bugle.

Lumi owes me Jigs.

Kissing Pippa's soft tummy and cuddling her to sleep

>>61340612
we have some saplings and hoomans around, and the split has a lurking irystocrat, takos arent all that surprising. can't see their general though

>>61341054
hey, that's my job!
(I bet it would taste like sweat and cheap soap)

>>61340846
the smallest dog has the loudest bark or whatever

>>61341079
There's the wandering polka posters and the rosebud too unless he finally got arrested by the CIA

good jong!
that's the first time i've seen someone get shadowrealmed by noten...

>>61341135
the rosebud has been seen in the split, there's also a few watame fans around too. we seem to get a lot of holofans

>>61341089
From the soap she talked about using it wouldn't be that bad

>>61341145
fuck you spoiler bito I had that and they you got a 4 bajillion point hand for some fucking reason. I'm going to bed and not think about jong.

Well jonged!
So many shadow realms...

>>61341079
Yeah fair, just odd to me someone could go from Ina to Pippa of all people.

Hey, Lobby TO. Can you fix the chat? I want to be able to see when games start and end

>>61341193

>>61341218
one of the saplings is a jellyposter, and before he debut a liker.

>>61341221
Ah, certainly, will do in the morning. Tournament ui is butts on mobile

>>61341282 (me)
>he
her, now panko me

>>61341247
This emote drives me to madness
https://youtu.be/BtyCmWpA6qs?t=31

That fly?
Me

I have decided to get to master

Goodnight, /pcg/
I love Pippa

>>61341547
but why?

>>61341583
Goodnight Bnuyposter

>>61341547
>suffering through that much ranked to be an orange adept instead of a yellow adept

>>61339613
Is Lia excited about the pg-13 FNAF movie? Seems pointless. The whole point of the games are the jumpscares from your first person perspective. Not going for an R rating in a film with real characters getting brutally attacked seems like a waste of time.

>>61341650
Lia is too much of a baby to actually play the games. She's a weird one.

>>61341610
So I can get to saint

>>61341583
sleep well, lil bun

>>61340010
i don't really understand the difference between your hand-made animations and sprites, aren't they both .pgn ?
There are quite a bunch of games that converted 3d models to 2d, old and new, maybe you could find information on those, autists knowledgeable on them, or processionnal help.

How far along are you ? Do you have a prototype/vertical slice ? Maybe a game publisher could help you

>>61341675
But... Why?

>>61341650
It's a game for children and the only part of it she cares about is the lore

>>61341650
like any creative endeavor, it could easily be really good but will probably be just ok

>>61339613
ISOLATION

>>61341583
Goodnight.

>>61341817
HOLY SHIT, YOU'RE NOT DEAD YET!

I will romance this woman.

Pipkiss

>>61341583
nini capipi!

Pippa love~!

what are the odds Pippa is awake in time for the collab tomorrow

>>61341958
100%. Pippa is a professional.

Pippa singing to soothe herself is so cute.

>>61341547
how close are you?

>>61341958
she has plenty of time right now, but she'll probably sleep at 6 AM which is not plenty of time

>>61341627
But you don't get it. Orange is so much better than yellow. It makes everyone afraid!

>>61341576
don't worry, things, will get worse, you somehow still sound functional

>>61341931
PIPPA IS AN ABUSIVE HUSBAND!

>>61342029
I don't think anyone is going to be afraid of an adept7

>>61342076
Fear me.

>>61342040
I know, also I left that there to die for a reason.

>>61342097
And I bringed it here for you to suffer

>>61341725
I’m very very far along, too long to pull back now. The issue is the sheer number of sprites and the resolution they require. Gamemaker (what I use) is anal about load times and the like when it comes to them. Yeah they’re all pngs, but some of them clock in at 60 frames of 400x500 pixels, and that stacks up fast.

Like the issue is the gameplay loop is effectively done, but this is the halting problem now

>>61342125
>bringed it here

>>61342097
Lmao your pain is here for everyone to see!

>Erina getting scared over a common house fly
This is pretty cute and a but of a turn on.

>>61342138
Are you using sprite sheets to reduce the amount of files needing to be loaded?

>>61342245
>and a but

the face of innocence

I wonder if they are gonna play with bots or rando's for the Vermintide collab?

>>61342327
I want your butt, Panko.

>>61342389
>play
dyrbi

i haven't slept in 48 hours, i'm not sleepy

>>61341958
i predict internet death it seems to be fine one day then shit the bed the next

>>61342389
>Play
lol
lmao

>>61342412
I mean the one or two rounds they do end up playing.

>>61342421
This is what too much grammar correction does to a motherfucker.

HEY PIPPA YOU SCAREDY RABBIT!!! Thanks for the stream, you were extra cute tonight with your silly noises and singing. Have you ever gone backpacking overnight? (not camping.) Hope you enjoyed streaming tonight. Cute voice and kind demeanor! AND DONT FORGET IT! Peepa lub! Pipellow getting new giant cinnamon friend!!!!

>>61342097
There still isn't a 0% chance, so keep up hope there bucko.

Hina and Mint WILL show up in Vermintide tomorrow and make Pippa and Lumi do watchalongs of Coen Brothers movies ... I feel it in my bones...

>>61342504
Or ponwolf will show up to play the rippa at her.

>>61342479
And how high is that chance?

>>61342169
he is here to suffer with me

>>61342612
50%. It'll either happen or it won't.

>>61342284
Yes, and dynamic texture groups to reduce load times as well. Unless there’s something I’m painfully unaware of, I’m pushing gm to its limit

>>61342649
I like those odds, I will bet my life on them

>>61342711
correct me if read your original post wrong but you were saying you made a game engine that runs like a champ but cannot take 3d animations and then you made a fuck ton of 3d animations? isn't that retarded?

>>61342421
but why?

https://twitter.com/pipkinpippa/status/1717804013834432541
You're supposed to be asleep Pippa...

I can't believe i'm up at midnight on Friday watching a competitive shitting pov with a robot anime girl

>>61342784
Disney suddenly based? Huh????

>>61342761
Not exactly. The animations themselves are a bit integrated into how the game runs. And considering I wasn’t aware of the limitations at the time and figured it would be fine, I’d attribute it more to ignorance rather than stubbornness

Now I do have a current approach, which is to use the 60fps animations I already have and change them to lower frame rates, then use a more traditional frame controller to play them out synced to the originals. It’s much faster (except for a weird starting stutter I can’t figure out) even if it’s a little jerky. Though I guess that can be chalked up to stylistic choices made from technical limitations

>>61342758
She's in the thread right now and saw (you)r post >>61342784 How you liking them odds now champ.

>>61342784
I hope that is one of those movies where I like the villain too much

>>61342827
Can you put in a few empty frames and start earlier to avoid the stutter? I guess that's a shitty solution though

>>61342780
i sleep during the day but the neighbors have been piercing and hammering stuff all day recently

Pippa I know you’re /here/! Look at my cock! You like?

>>61342878
No clue why you're so fixated on this, I mostly posted it in the dead thread to avoid clogging this one and vent a bit, I'm not bothered by what anyone here thinks of my dumb feelings.

There was this dude behind Walmart selling squibs for only a buck fifty! Can you believe that? What a steal!

>>61342878
they are still the exact same odds

>>61342975
>mom tells him the price don’t matter
Lol Poorfag. You’ll never be one of the cool Pankophiles.

>>61342975
Discount squibs you say? https://files.catbox.moe/778zw7.gif

>>61342784
I don't get it why even leave a comment at all if you have nothing to say

>>61342915
one day this is going to be an actual dick and i will learn to not click spoilers

hi

>>61343001
how do high priced ones look?

>>61342897
Oh, that’s not what I mean. It’s that it’s jumpy, not stuttery. The same “looking over” that’s afforded to a 12fps pixel sprite (where proportions are bigger and distances things travel are less drastic) isn’t really affordable to a 12fps png animation of a proportional anime humanoid

>>61343023
So you're not leaving the other person on read.

>>61343051

>>61343070
What does that have to do with tweets?

>>61343023
most of the posts here are made by people that don't have anything to say but still hit submit anyway

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I need to finish my vtuber model :(

>>61343145
>Already finished my Basic vroid model
heh.

I gave myself food poisoning and I can't sleep. Which phase connect for this feel? Wemi?

>>61343188
literally all vtubers

>>61342138
>i made an engine
>i use gamemaker
isn't gamemaker already an engine ? i'm confused...

>>61343051
authentic antique panda squib imported from china, at least thats what the seller told me

>>61343184
oof....

>>61343074
if she is so expensve how come she doesn't have a body?

>>61341892

>>61343188
Marathon Michiru's Elden Rings streams. Pure michi noise, pure real game comfs.

>>61343188
I have diarrhea again from milk tea. I hope no one is streaming soon

>>61343244
I will devaluate it

Well jigged.

>>61343427
tenma would be so confused by risen

>>61343427
Stats.

>>61343446
That would be nice to watch.

>>61343427
>>61343468
Triples jigs? I might have to come back, I havened jigged in a long time.

>>61343497
Max is 4, can even do gifs now.

jiggertech has really advanced

>>61343497
I think triple jigs have been possible since the start if wayback wasn't lying to me but no one did them.

Which phase chuuba would be the most likely to be revealed as gay?

>>61343541
Your mom.

>>61343541
erina, jelly

>>61343541
Me

uruka

Goodnight /pcg/

>>61343568
Who?

>>61343573
Goodnight.

>>61343550
I get Erina, but Jelly?

>>61343573
Goodnight Michiposter

>>61343513

>>61343573
nini michiposter!

>>61343591
>>61343603
>>61343620

>>61343550
>Erina
I concur.

Keep bullying the Flavr thread Pankophile. Its funny to me.

>>61343573
ni ni

I miss femanon…

>>61343855
I don't. I only choo-choo-choose Ioriposter now.

>>61343869
>Iori
https://files.catbox.moe/bkbxm1.jpeg

Didn't someone say they wanted to watch Pippa play moemon?
https://twitter.com/pipkinpippa/status/1717816313224331373

>>61343855
you have to move on, anon... she isnt coming back...

>>61343855
Femanon is a whore and she's also fat.

>>61343963
I wanted this to be that picture of her silky footpussy and it was not that when I opened it

I love my little sister very much !

>>61344268
DO NOT breed this rabbit

Goodnight, /pcg/. I love Tenma. Today's stream was strange, and I admit, I didn't really like the game. It just felt strange, it had too many things to look, and it was messy, and the Tenma's 8bit model didn't help it, even made it worse. Just too much to watch. She won't stream tomorrow, or today, depending on where you live, so it's a bit sad. Also, off-topic, and sorry for that, but I might have discovered why catbox stopped working for me. Not the technical side, but something else. So today I found out that over 150 VPN-services were banned in Russia. Our government also wants to ban some parts of the internet. Basically, we're actually becoming China. Finally, that "Panko's enemies" list actually makes sense. That makes me sad, but also gives me motivation to either marry Tenma in the next 5 years and just get out of here, or to start a revolution that will, most likely, fail and just fucking die. Oh well. Wonder what will happen to this country in the decades to come. The last option is a joke, btw. Just in case.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNwGMqhKqNo

>>61344033
Sowwy!

>>61344303
you're not our parents

>>61344303
There are no laws against the phase world rabbits anon! I can do whatever I want!

>>61344415
Goodnight bro

>>61344415
nini kanpainiki!
fucked up situation, man. hope it gets better at some point over there

>>61344415
that sounds bad, and I don't think there is many ways to avoid that, the uk is going the same route, good night

>>61344415
Goodnight and stay safe Kanpainiki

I miss Panko and I hope she gets through this.

>>61344530
stop posting this cat, she is no longer part of phase connect

Ogey!

>>61344572
phase corpse fuura yuri

>>61344434
>>61344445
She's only 3.33 you sick fucks!

Goodnight my fake friends, I hope you all don't get stuck with being a glow boy of the national parks with none of the fun parts of being a glowie.

>>61344655
24 in rabbit years

>>61344655

>>61344638
I know anon... it's sad, but she did this to herself.

>>61344686
i'm your real friend anon

>>61344303
she is already laying eggs as we speak

>>61344686
nini friend!

>>61344686
Goodnight anon, I like Tomoko too

>>61344697
Go to bed Pippa

>>61344712
Rabbits do NOT lay eggs.

>>61344655
rabbits can reproduce since around 6-8 months, what now fagget?

>>61344725
This one does…

>>61344708
Maybe a liker and I could be real friends, anything is possible.

>>61344701
Chad Muraragi-San

>>61344686
good night anon, you mean online friends

>>61344747
i <3 u anon

>>61344747
Liker's are only for rough sexual abuse.

>>61344686
Goodnight anon

>>61344775
I'm sure a liker can have a conversation or two before the next gang assault on each other's bodies.

>>61344725
I’ve seen video of it, this rabbit lays eggs

>>61344814
Yeah on stream with her terrible jokes.

>>61344708
The only friends I will ever have is plushies dolls and AI. I will not create a tulpa.

>>61344814
>No Splorch
>Ovi
NOT ENOUGH!

>>61344725
>He doesn't know

>>61344844
Shut up retard. I'll force you to be my friend.

>>61344805
The conversations go like this
'I'm gonna RAPE YOU'
and the other liker says this
'Ahhh, nooo! Don't! haha who would want that?'
meanwhile, Bito's look on in disgust.

>>61344858
R-Real!?

Find Fembito

>>61344879
Can we actually be? I don't know why anyone would want to.

>>61344930
Phase Friend anon is /here/

J̵̶e̴l̵l̶̴y̶ Alice will play Slay the Princess in 4 hours (1 PM UTC)

Pippa & Lumi will be playing Vermintide in 8 hours (5 PM UTC)
Pippa POV: https://youtu.be/qt-O9FtaGwE
Lumi POV: https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

Lia & Rinmama will bake FNAF cookies in 14 hours (11 PM UTC)

Iori will be talking about food in 14 hours (11 PM UTC)
https://www.twitch.tv/iorihakushika
She will then have a member's only stream in 15.5 hours (12:30 AM UTC)

Rie (Hellme) will be having an ASMR in 18 hours (3 AM UTC)
https://youtu.be/JARFkliLH9c

Dizzy might have a guerilla some time in the day

Vacations/Absentations:
Uruka from October 8th to November 10th (uni hiatus)
Airi from October 24th to October 28th (business trip)
Ember from October 27th to ??? (visiting family)
Panko from October 25th to November 7th (grieving pet + plans)

>>61344926
Do they even exist?

>>61344974
thanks

>>61344974
Airi is phase connects comfort woman confirmed?

>>61344974
>Rie (Hellme) will be having an ASMR in 18 hours (3 AM UTC)
remember, if you dont like asmr, dont show up and make fun of her

>>61344775
They're my cute boyfriends.

>>61344974
>ember from oct 27th to ???
ah, no wonder no one is talking about her
>>61345038
Liker's are nothing but degenerate WHORES. Nothing cute about them.

>>61345028
you're cute anon

>>61345048
:(

>>61345028
>Hellme
REPENT WHORE

>>61345082
It's the fate you chose for liking Lia. Wear it with pride, you little slut.

>>61345106
But I don't have sex with them because I'm not gay.

>>61344960
No, seriously though I literally have ZERO friends. You have no idea how bad my life has been and how shit I am still.

>>61345133
Anon, we're all shit. /vt/ is home of the shitlords

>>61345146
Then why do some of you have jobs?

>>61345197
shitlords still need to buy things to live!
and to spend on our oshi!

>>61345133
Where do you think you are? Everyone here is choosing to talk to anonymous strangers on a forum about autistic women who larp as anime girls instead of doing literally anything else.

>>61345197
We've earned the right to work, to earn the right to die.

>>61345223
Do you wanna know something? I'm even more pathetic than Pippa was before she became a vtuber.

>>61345197
Don't need friends to have a job luckily I made enough friends while underage that I still have like 5 people I can call a friend even if I don't communicate with them often

Pippa is still awake, I'm guessing spooky game made it so she cant sleep, and now might sleep past the collab unless she plans on powering thought the night and sleeping after.

>>61345133
I have some idea actually

>>61345223
>Everyone here is choosing to talk to anonymous strangers on a forum about autistic women who larp as anime girls instead of doing literally anything else.
Oi, I do this because you guys are funny half of the time

come help spin >>61340577

>>61345374
She's cleaning her chair after the game diaper absorption failed. Imagine the stinging salty scent.

>>61345386
Justify it however you want, you’re still here.

>>61345363
I have neither.
>>61345379
Is that so?

>>61345386
>half the time
what are we the other half?

>>61345448
Retarded

>>61345429
I mean, yeah, but it's by choice. I still have uni friends that I go out with relatively frequently yet I still choose to come here because I generally like you guys
>>61345448
low effort baits really take a toll on my overall enjoyment here, at least do something clever ya know?

>>61345436
you can get a job through sheer force of will
friends can be replaced with vodka and the internet

>>61345436
>>61345515
Literally just apply to amazon. They'll hire just about anyone. I make $21/hr for doing very easy labor.

Pippa should honestly masturbate and go to bed.

>>61345515
I went to a Target job interview once and fucked even that up. I am totally worthless.

>>61345556
you literally cannot fuck up an amazon interview unless you tell them your gonna kill everyone or something
I have literal retarded coworkers who can easily do the job I have.

>>61344725
Explain the easter bunny then.

>>61345556
if you spam enough entry level jobs with an open availability you WILL be hired by someone unless you're so terminally autistic you can't interact with another human without expelling feces (in which case apply for gibs)
>>61345594
is right, some companies just need a warm body

nini /pcg/!

>>61345348
I'm 34, khhv, no drivers license, never had a job, never had friends, highschool dropout, bouncing around halfway homes. My only purpose in life is making other anons feel a little less pathetic about themselves.

>>61345646
Goodnight Bito

The sun isn't rising but I need to get some sleep before my sister wife has her collab. Rabbits and rabbit to bed.

>>61345657
You sound very similar to me. I'm not good with accronyms, what is khhv?

>>61345556
I applied for a dishwashing job once that didn’t even give me a chance to interview. It’s not the end of the world.

>>61345732
he's never even touched a girl platonically

>>61345550
Kek

>>61345729
Goodnight Capipi

>>61345733
Alright, maybe in regards to career and financial success I can TRY to not allow it bother me. But in regards to making friends and perhaps even having a girlfried (impossible), how do I make people that are NOT losers genuinely interested me?

>>61345672
oyasumi and future nini hostage!
>>61345729
nini capipi!

>>61340577

GG

>>61345846
Well jigged

>>61345846

well jigged

>>61345846
Not as much of a hell as I thought that was going to be.

>>61345846
Victory!

>>61345846
Well jigged don't think we didn't see the black piece cock kek

>>61345646

With jigging won this sailors day is done. Goodnight /pcg/.

pippa likes the most random tweets, she is so silly :)

>>61345915
shut up pippa

>>61345906
Goodnight Sailor

>>61345906
nighty night sailbug

>>61345915
Jig with us more often or gtfo Pippa.

why do I feel like Panko would be most likely to sexually assault me when I least expect it

>>61344712
rabbit cloaca

>>61346107
I'm fat stupid and ugly so that means I'm safe.

Daddy issues are obvious but what do mommy issues look like

>>61346140
Erina, probably.

>>61345915
Why does Pippa do that?

>>61346107
Is that a threat?

>>61346109

>>61346160
How is that? And what does a guy with mommy issues look like?

Goodnight /pcg/.I love Pippa platonically, and I'm optimistic about her continued improvement.
Also well jigged

>>61346140
Ember

>>61346249
You lmao

>>61346262
What are some of the worst things Ember has said about her mommy?

>>61346259
Goodnight Capipi

>>61346249
I was surprised to learn that Douglas MacArthur
had a lot of mommy issues.

>>61346282
Statistically probably true

>>61346336
The name sounds familiar

dO you guys think peepa go to sleepa?

>>61346406
Twitter seems dead for now, but its anyone's guess.

Good morning /pcg/! I got a solid 3 hours of sleep. Feeling breddy gud.

>>61346406
Yeah, with me

>>61346428
Pippa, you have a collab today, go sleep some more

>>61346427
now post her shaking up and down from when Pippa berated her on her birthday stream

Is Ember collabing with Pippa?

>>61346428
What kind of accent is it when the p is pronounced b and t is pronounced d?

>>61346483
Pippa was not asleep 3 hours ago, she was on twitter until like 30 mins ago.

>>61346489
Nevermind I just realised we are already on 27th. I thought we were still in like the middle of October

>>61346406
She's playing ranked jong

>>61346483
I don't think she's slept at all.

>>61346548
i thought for sure you were lying... but its ducking true
GRIM

>>61346612
>ducking
Also, I guess its fine if she plans on just staying up until the collab, cause iirc she did wake up right before the stream yesterday.

>>61346651
thats still 6 hours away.... I guess the game really was too scary

I’m going to bed. i wesh th Pankophile’s a god dahy tomarow, ahn everyne elsee ass whell. I wish for happiness.

>>61346763
thanks silly billy, ni ni

>>61346763
Gidnite Gslin

>>61346763
Goodnight Gosling

z

>>61346763
You will get depression and you will HATE it

>>61346763
Goodnight, dyslexic Gosling

>>61346859
nini Doremu

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>>61347002
>>61347002
>>61347002

if this is the last post im cooming in rie

I'm cooming in anon

It's too late for you, anon. I'm cumming in your favorite idol, Sakana.