/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Cringe

Based

This is straight up pandering to the lowest common denominator. Reads like a post that was constructed specifically to farm gachikois

Jesus that is actual autism and not the cute type

not reading all that, waiting for the collab though

>>61239678
Shiori.... I kneel

>>61239920
Yeah, never saw someone try this hard to farm unicorns lol

>>61239678
i'm starting to think she might genuinely have autism

>>61239678
What the actual fuck?
I think it's kinda cute...

>>61239920
This is the end of a several week long Halloween date we've been going on

>>61239678
Cute

>>61239678
holy text batman

>>61239678
autistic women are a gift to this world

>>61239678

>>61239678
Is this real though?

>>61239678
Meanwhile, Gura's halloween message

happy...plaplaplapplaplapplaplap...Halloween

>>61239678
I've been trying to avoid Shiori because of /vt/ shills, but I'm drawn to autistic girls and this low-functioning siren is luring me with her goofy speech impediment voice.

>>61240591
>fuck halloween, buy my shit loser
AHAHAHAHAHAH

>>61239920
I don't mind pandering nor fanfiction but this is so tryhard kek
She's making bank and novelites eat it up tho, so I doubt she will stop

>>61240096
>might

>>61240096
>might

I love this autist

>>61239678
I struggle with reading but I only read this wall of text because I love how cringey Shiori is

>>61239941
Gay

I love shiori !

>>61239678
As a writer, this is pretty stale prose. Not a single sentence is engaging. Not one. Even for a reader self-insert fic, it's pretty assumptive to write (You) as a chuckling, stuttering dipshit in a (white)knight costume that startles and gasps at a Shiori jumpscare.

But also,
>friendly hug
>friendly
Either redundant phrasing or trying to distance herself from gachikoi. Lol.

>>61239678
tl;dr jesus

>>61239678
Teenager style novels are some of the worst things in existence

>>61241334
holy fucking shit go back to wherever you came from you absolute faggot

that knight? me

>>61241406

>>61241237

Yep. ‘Distancing’ is definitely the intent here. She’s been trying to set up walls and boundaries in her previous streams, heavily implying her viewership are just that - not even her friends.

>>61241237
Yeah but you're not a cute anime girl

>>61241237
She mentions her male friends on stream every stream constantly reminding her viewers how much fun she has with them. Reminding her viewers how much fun she will have with them in the future. How much she wants to talk to them. How much she loves and appreciates them. The boundaries are set, novelcucks are braindead and stupid.

>>61239678
This was written by an AI btw.

>>61241237
Yeah whatever, go back to writing me some smut on Fiverr.

>>61241626

Wait is this real? LOL How do the Novelites react?

>>61241779
Like I said, braindead and stupid. They think she's their friend or lover and she's desperately trying to get through their thick skulls she's not in a gentle way.
She's going to have a Fauna moment before the end of the year.

>>61240591
kek

>>61241919
>two more months!

>>61241971
Until her vacation where she spends time with her male friends on Christmas instead of you.

>>61241626
timestamps?

>>61239678
>WHY DOESN'T EN DO GFE
>Someone actually does legit GFE
>NOOOOO THAT'S FUCKING DISGUSTING PANDERING TO UNICORNS
What's wrong with you "people"

>>61242031
first time seeing antis?

>>61242012
don't watch her, I just think you're a funny anon

>>61241779
>talking about male friends instead of lying and pretending that she's never talked to a male in her life
who the fuck cares? she literally talks about them being married, and gay

>>61242031
If you think Shiori is GFE you are retarded

>>61241530
I am but I'm taken.

>>61239920
>>61240043
>>61240760
SOOOOOOOO true besties!! xoxo cut4hex

Based Shiori, love her

>>61241683
No thanks, I enjoy ERP for free with people I like.

>>61239678
cucks will eat this up

>cute fan appreciation post
>Antis seething like it's the end of the world
Don't some of you literally go on valentines dates with your chuubas? This is cute. It's fine

>>61242257
And you shitting on her for no reason really shows your iq

>>61242012

Never forget.

>>61241626
SOOOOOOOOOOOO TRUUUUUUUE SISTER YAAAAAAAS SLAAAAAAYYYYYYY

>>61239678
okay, but when does it get to the part where she cucks me?

>>61242603
I shit on her delusional fans that consider a huge NTR lover a GFE vtuber. Nothing against her tho, she needs the money

>>61242758
Never, you just have a happy and loving relationship with shiori

>>61242573
they literally have nothing better to do than complain on every post that mentions shiori

>>61242641
kek

>>61242573
They have nothing left anon. They banked everything on their male collab bet and lost. Now the only thing left they can do is try to get at Shiori for...writing a cute story for her fans? (and stories are her entire character schtick, so it's laughable that they're acting like this is weird)

Yaaassss two more weeks sisters!

>>61242998
Hello little cuck! >>61242641

>PL seething
The last resort of sad, butthurt antis

>>61241237
I thought I was just being some pretentious fuck, but this is miserable and insanely boring to read. 14 year olds on tumblr manage to write better self-insert fanfiction.

>>61242641
she was right in the end, cucks are a special breed

>>61243319
Nah you are a pretentious fuck, it's amateur fanfiction about a fucking vtuber, get off your high horse jackass. It's a cute tribute to her fans

>>61239678

>>61239920
>lowest common denominator
That’s false, the lowest common denominator would get filtered from reading more than a single paragraph of that post before their eyes glazed over and they clicked off of the page to watch a youtube short.

What sad, joyless people the seajoggers are

What's the yab deflection this time? Kyo not having a spine?

>>61243405
>nyanners
puke

2% deflection thread

>>61239920
She's the fanfiction chuuba. It's not for you. You've never read a fanfiction in your life probably.

>>61239678
its not for me but kudos to her for thinking outside the box and cornering an untapped market

Not GFE without sloppy toppy, simple A-S.
>Anon, that happens off camera alongside the other taboo acts of human life.
(Feigned) Empathy can only take you so far. What's art without the brutality of nature?

Your oshi will never write a 5000 words fanfic for you. I dont care if her writting is shit, it's cute and it shows her affection and appreciation for ME

>>61244423
Based king

Don't care, I love shiori and I love her cringy fanfics and I don't care who knows

>>61243319
It's because there's so much weight put into describing the environment and Shiori barely does anything with you, while also controlling what she thinks (You) are and how (You) act.

>>61243402
Ok unicuck

>>61243405
Not a vtuber anymore

>>61242912
Noooooooooooo

>>61244423
Thank God my oshi isn't a retarded...well, one of them is but in a cute way, not in a tumblr way

It seems her post has upset the sisters. I love my oshi.

>>61239678
too long, not reading. So male collab announced?

>>61241237
pic unrelated, I hope.

>>61239678
>she takes a bus
>(you) go back to your car
I think you fucked up dude.
Jokes aside, she and FuwaMoco could make a vn together

>>61242998
This. Their stupid culture war is all they had, they put all they had on her and now they have no idea what to do, especially after she gave them that little tease by replying to Flayon that one time. Their seethe is delicious.

>>61241779
novellites are literal cucks, this is known

>>61245973
She had a punchline about how she's secretly a witch but it didn't come off well.

>>61246022
The flayon thing is such a nothing burger I'm surprised it's still around
>great job!
>Thanks!
That it. No further interaction. Big yab huh

>>61247004
It’s the only thing they have to wave around without getting into PL territory, is it any wonder they cling to it like infants to a blanket?

>>61239678
Why do none of these stories turn into futa femdom? Why would I both reading anything else?

>>61239678
Look at all those words. Gura could never

>>61239678
how she make a xitter post that long?

>>61239678

>>61247652
It's a members post, retard

>>61241673
Just wanted to say that. She probably generated this slop.

>>61247652
Reading is hard, it’s okay

>she's farming gachis! pandering hard to unicorns!
>she's a slut who's two weeks away from a homo collab!
which one is it you stupid faggots

>Not handwritten
Does she even love her fans?

>>61248057
>>61241673
>It was revealed to me in a dream

>>61248156
>she replied to Flayon, she’s fucking him!
>she also replies to dozens of her fans by name every stream

Don’t expect logical consistency from the homos.

>this sucks, it looks like a grade schooler wrote it, lol your oshi's such a tumblrina
>This was written by an AI, lol she didn't even write it
Mixed messages retards

>>61241406
that's crazy anon

>>61248378
Agreed, it's worse than AI.
... But when we started holding hands, my heart jumped.

>>61248378
As if AI don't make shit text

>>61248378
It was clearly a lot more lovey dovey, but she edited it because she doesn't want you retards to get the wrong idea. She's not your lover.

>>61249544
Please leave the goalposts where they are, thank you

>>61249544
>the sister doesn't know about the wedding prompt

>>61249544
>it's lovey-dovey
>don't get the wrong idea, chud
I know women don't have the reputation of being bright but holy shit

>>61239678
You know what this is like? Trying to have sex with lobotomized AI that blocks you for lewd content at every turn. She knows what you want. You know what you want. But it never goes anywhere

>>61239678

>>61249669
>FRIEND hug
Yeah sure is loving!

>>61241626
It’s a grim state of affairs for you sisters if you’re pointing out that she has male FRIENDS as some sort of gotcha.

It's funny how every shiori """yab""" that gets dumped on the catalog is the most drama free tame shit ever. Sisters are truly desperate.

>>61242391
Rent free

>>61242641
>she’s such a huge NTR lover, novelcucks are retarded
>same screenshot every single time

Wow, for someone who loves NTR so much there really don’t seem to be that many instances of her talking about it.

>>61250243
You don't want to start this, Novelcuck.

>>61249657

The wedding prompt happened long before Shiori suddenly put up the friendship walls lol

Past streams has her going hard on implying Novelites will never be her lover (as she should) and not even her friends.

It is apparent that she is pushing that narrative now with this writing. First story had you two arriving together in your car and this last one had her taking the bus instead lol

>>61250442
>wedding prompt happened long before Shiori suddenly put up the friendship walls
>literally two weeks ago.
>can't even read the current prompt and understand the implications of her being a secret witch
Congratulations, retard.

>>61250442
>Past streams
Which you haven’t seen

Novelcucks are getting uppity. This is your future.

>>61250310
No you’re right, sorry. I’m sure it’s just a coincidence that the same screenshot gets used by you sisters every single time you try to start shit. My bad.

>>61241779
React to her having friends? What's wrong with that? Jealous of experiencing that feeling, anon?

GOD IS GOOD

>>61250585
Oh no, not FOUR screenshots from her entire career? How will we ever recover from this?

She says all varieties of unhinged shit, none of it is to be taken seriously.

>>61250585
>More PL
>Still nothing new
Say it with me sister, tumor weaks!! and #cut4hex

>>61239678
tl;dr

>>61239996
>not even the Saruei version
I swear to god, for being a board dedicated to vtubers, you faggots sure use a lot of non-chuuba reaction shit.

>>61239678
she surely is a cute woman, but im still not reading all that

>>61242031
Why are you assuming these two groups are the same? Are you fucking dense?

>>61250585
>PLfagging

>Cute little fanfic causes sisters to have a melty

Get

Some

Help

>>61250752
that would require posting something with that slut's face on it

>>61250442
>Long before
>Literally 2 weeks ago
Kek, retard

>>61250752
I don't know where people get the idea that every reaction image must pertain to the board topic. This is the same as getting annoyed when someone posts a dog or cat reaction image. It's such a bitchy, retarded, whiny thing to complain about.

>>61240591
Wait this is real what the fuck

>>61251320
Yeah, her only contact is a month is a merch shill

>Gets btfo
>Posts it again
>Gets btfo again
Kek, keep going sister, this is entertaining.

>>61239678
this gave me a good laugh. I'm not reading all of that lmao

>>61250442
I can tell you post on Nyfco from the way you fucking type, you whore.

>>61251361
Holy grim, I'm glad I jumped off that ship a while ago

>>61250752
Shut the fuck up retard.

TWO MHORE WEAK SISTER!!!
#cut4hex

>>61239862
>>61239897
Which is it?

Reads like something a GFE tuber would type.

>>61252474
cringekino

>>61252718
She's not GFE

>>61252718
Astute observation, anon

So troooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. 2 more weeks. it's totally happening. You got anything better to do than farm gifted memberships so you can shit up the board with forced drama and retarded gossip?

>>61252802
GFE enough for me.

>>61252990
Where does she say she loves you?

>>61253026
We're still in the honeymoon phase, so we're still not confident enough to say it to eachother. We've grown alot closer during this day though, so we'll be able to say it to eachother soon. And we also held hands, that's practically kissing.

>>61253093
nice cope

>>61253278
That's not very christian.

>>61253278
This reminds me of a girl who slept around during her teen and early 20's and now wants to settle down and pretend to be pure and have a family. Big red flags.

>>61253278
Third times the charm, right sister?

>>61253278
https://youtu.be/TYIOVBBxsNA

>>61251772
Wonder if he’ll try for a fourth time now, he just got BTFO’d on his third attempt lmao

>>61239678
Not trying to be autistic but why are the tenses mixed up?
It ruins my immersion

>>61248378
>it looks like a grade schooler wrote it, lol your oshi's such a tumblrina
he was a 4chan boy
she was a tumblr girl
can i make it more obvious

>>61239678
I want to get my dick sucked in a haunted house by Shiorin

>>61252054
Hey, I didn't post any of those

>>61248169
The text does read pretty similar to chat gpt ngl

>>61242012
>on Christmas
>Christmas
>a western Christian
>on Christmas
You just outed yourself as SEA

>>61239678
This is sweet and harmless. Sisters stop seething as if you don't wish male chuubas did the bare minimum. I've seen /cbdct/.

>>61241626

I don’t even care if she has male friends.

The thing is, I don’t want to hear about them.

>>61239678
cute. didn't read tho

God is good

>>61239678

>>61240096
>might

Man, it's nice to have such a perfect gen that caused sisters to seethe this much until today. Based Jap sama you did it, cheers for EN4 my dude

>>61239678
Mental illness

>>61240096
>might

>>61239678
Imagine having an oshi who types all this garbage. I'm jealous.

>>61269867
He should bring more NTR chuuba to Holoen. I love to see unicorns turn into cucks that will defend their oshi to death.

>>61270691
sister, nijien is two blocks down from here

>skip to the end
>doesn't end with me cumming in her mouth
I ain't reading all that.

I should post inthe catalog everytime shiori makes a tweet if itgets me this much attention

>>61242641
>my little novelcucks~

Her cuck brainrot phaee was caused by her longtime husbando kaneki ken fucking touka in front of her

>>61240591
oh boy, this means she's gonna stream to shill, right?

>>61273276
not everyday you get a wall of text like that

I'm jealous. If only my oshi would post cringe for me

>>61239678
Thank God Shiori's not my oshi because Jesus fuck I can't read.

Shiori is just like every asian girl I've dated but I don't watch hololive so so i don't run the risk of turning into a pseudo gachi.

>>61273589
Only true Novelites know that Shiori actually views herself as the cuck.

>>61250752
seethe more faggot

>>61242998
Shiori literally made it her brand to write fan fiction so we can self insert to be with her while keeping a boundary of separation. Essentially, it was a Meta GFE.
Haters are seething because it allowed Shiorifag to have the fantasy while she kept a safe barrier on all the time. Brilliant play.

>>61278576
It's smart. She can cut off the schizos and claim that it was never her intention when the time comes. And that time will come.

>>61239678
If this is how Shiori is treating her fans, it explains a lot about why Novelites are so mentally ill. Not that it's a bad thing

>>61281466
Given the way she showers them manipulatively with entry level affectionate gestures, it's no wonder she's got all of the hardcore gachis. It'll all go to shit sooner or later. It always does.

I'd rather my oshi treated me like a man and not a babbling infant.

>>61281892

>>61242031
GFE is unironic cuck content

>>61239678
Based shiorin

>>61239920
>lowest common denominator
Don't use big words you don't know the meaning of

>>61240760
>She's making bank and novelites eat it up
Sounds like a win/win situation then? I don't see the problem. I'm not a novelite but if they are happy then good for them.

>>61278963
>And that time will come.
14 more days sister

>>61240096
>might

>>61243486
that is actually the correct thing to do when presented with mucho texto

>>61239920

please shiorinfans make her do asmr pls pls.

>>61285384
The problem is novelites won't be able to claim respect anymore, they'll just be seen as Marvel or DC fans in the eyes of enlightened social circles. Plebeians rather than patricians.

>>61289176
Who is the Patrician chuuba then?

>>61289220
Gura. Sadly she hasn't been streaming in the past few months, but we can't always have caviar I guess. Next most patrician would be Ina, followed by Fauna.

If you're going to manipulate someone at least try to be less blatantly about it

>>61289132
she can't do "normal" asmr

>>61239920
Ok and what's the issue? Is there really a problem feeding people what they want just because YOU don't want it?

>>61294456
It's contradictory, farming gachikoi and trying to maintain a distance never works no matter if your intention is good or bad

>>61294664
What do you think the idol industry is?

>>61239920
Isn't that what you guys wanted?

>>61250752
Who?

>>61289176
>marvel/dc analogy
anon

That's very nice of Shiori to write that.
My cute wife haven't tweet a thing for ages but I'll wait.

It's cute, but it would have been nice if there was more meat to this piece. Some have said there are prior parts, but that makes the "finale" fall even harder. It's like a purposely written to not imply there is anything going on between Shiori and the self-insert, which brings into question why the (You) is even there and bothering. If your persona is based off doing literature and fanfiction, let yourself go further and make something that can actually resonate with your readers instead baking something halfway. I don't give a shit if Shiori wants to go full GFE or not, but if she's going to write, she needs to pick a route to go within whatever fic she's writing.

>>61250752
nobody cares about your 2 view male

>>61243791
https://files.catbox.moe/w0m3sd.mp4

>>61243791