/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Gurass

I love my wife so much!!

i'm not a furry
but if it was gura...

Buy my merch uwu.
-Mane-san.

cope status?

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>61198209
*touch*

>>61198209
>>61198317

Stop it. I'm totally not into all of the kinks this girl that I love has.

>>61198753

Sex with a fembud.

why did I buy this

gura crocs

>>61198958
it looks nice with my skirt

>>61198958
to put ur makeup and tampons and all different random junk in it

>>61198958
to resell it at a higher price in the future

>>61198753
because blue bag with strap

Gura could fuck another man in front of me and spit his cum into my mouth and I'd still love her just the same. Weakbuds can't compete.

>>61198958
You know why.

>>61199422
that man
ME

>>61199422
that man is me btw

>>61199422
Alright, that's a level of insecure I can't compete with.

>>61199422
im that man btw

>>61199422
Holy based. Weakbuds your response?

>>61199422
But instead, she does nothing in front of you. Literally nothing.

>>61198958
I would have preferred the bag from catshark instead

>>61200298
fembud...

>>61199422
BEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTAAAAAA

>>61198958
Why did Gura think it was a good idea to sell a purse when her audience is 95% male? Same thing with that bowl and chopsticks. They looked gay as fuck

I can't tell what's ironic shitposting anymore.
Some of you are funny.

>>61200362
add another three letters in the middle of that

>>61199422
Does he have a feminine dick?

>>61201473
If she likes this I'm gonna kneel

>>61201565
oh it's right on gawrt, nice
no chance, but still, nice

what are you buds up to tonight

>>61201989
playing rome total war
the best total war game

>>61199422
Wtf
HOT. Based and same desu

>>61201989
playing the incest game
the dilaogue is fun.

One of my Gura fillers (Lisa) came back but it turns out she was in the middle of a mental health crisis. Now I can’t help but worry about Goob again.

>>61202100
The incest game?

Why do the meidos do everything they can to bury the Suisei yab but leave hundreds of Gura anti posts and threads up? Do they just hate Gura for being more successful than whores?

>>61201989
Playing wc3 customs.

JEW BITCH

>>61202340
2 canibalistic brothers, that are way too touchyb ut so far now incest so probably just a advertisment scam.

>>61202340
The only actual incest is in a dream sequence but there is a lot of idle groping.

Gura is so fucking cute

do you guys like to self-insert Gura into your daily life
like you see a girl out and about doing something and you picture that girl being Gura doing it

>>61204082
>like you see a girl out and about doing something
No? Where do you go that you see girls? Did you find where the fembuds are hiding?

>>61204082
I have manifested Gawr and Gura tulpas

>>61198958
I told you it was awful

>>61198958
bag

Bae forgot to invite gura to the MC collab so no gura in the foreseeable future

not reading
I LOVE GURA!!

>>61206211
It's pretty funny but she's gonna try inviting her too now that she remembers

gura pissed on the rug
again

>>61206211
incredible how I think I'm doing fine and then something like this, for some reason, makes my brain tell me no you're not
at least she's not dead if Bae thinks she can tag her

Does Gura like chumbuds?

>>61207252
yeah, she especially enjoys the crunch of the shell

>>61207252
HAHA--no. |:^(

>>61207252
If she does she has a weird way of showing it

>>61207252
Doesn't look like it.

>>61207252
she likes our money!

would gura like the amazing digital circus?

>>61207252
She's being very tsundere about it. Kinda hot.

My tummy's making noises. Maybe I should eat?

https://files.catbox.moe/00y27j.png

>>61198958
Unsure why I bought it too. My 'Connect the World' purse just came in yesterday. Concert long over.

>>61208998
I... dont think thats how it works still hot

>>61208998
I hope more artists draw this, it's super hot

>>61208933
my tummy was making the rumblies, that only hands could satisfy

>>61209126
Because you're a fag? Look how many beta male faggots bought a purse, lol. You guys are just took attached to Gura

>>61209955
Holy ESL

>>61200298
That is the bag from catshark, resized to actually be useful to non-females, theretically.

>>61209989
That is your response? lol

I will fill it with Gura's cosmetics, so I can pretend she left her purse at my house.

>>61210259
I posted this idea a while ago. Im still working on doing it.

>>61210259
I was the one who suggested that and I was shitposting. I didn't think someone would be schizo enough to do that...

https://files.catbox.moe/42ho2z.png

>>61208998
>>61210464
an reponst?

>>61210508
my penis acted before my brain

Is it primarily Gura's fault or Cover's fault?
I feel like they're both trying to keep up the image that everything is okay by refusing to say a word. But we all know that everything is obviously not fine

>>61210723
Depends which one of them is the one that doesn't want to say anything, either Gura because she either hates her fans or is astonishingly retarded and paranoid enough to not want to say "Hey, I'm busy for a while."
Or Cover not wanting one of their main mascots to go on hiatus again already after she already did it at the start of the year and make them look bad to investors or something.

>>61210723
Considering this has been a reoccurring thing over the last year or more, I'm inclined to say it's Gura's fault.

>>61210723
so true sis

Oh?

transatlantic cock
https://twitter.com/bepisbepis/status/1116924306162769920

>>61206834
No shit
She just doesn't want to stream

>>61211188
>if she can join
absolutely she can
>streams
oh... nevermind

>>61211209
You're kinda retarded but thats whats cute about you, cripple.

>>61211188
https://youtu.be/oiAUrLY6mvQ?t=8259
>I may have forgotten to tag Gura
Bitch.

>>61211209
But gura is lonely pure anxious girl who stays inside the house all the time! I wonder she got that all body sunburn now

When normalfags say 'she'll never fuck you' I'm starting to get what they mean. Some people are beyond pathetic.

>>61211407
Stop replying to yourself retard

right back to it, I guess

>>61211352
I love gura, but you can't blame bae for not messaging her.

>>61206834
>>61206211
I dont watch Bae but from those descriptions and what I see in gloab it just sounds like she listed the participants out loud and her chat noticed that there was no gura so she made up an excuse

>>61211188
Why are you reposting discord when it was already mentioned a few posts up retard

>>61211352
She said probably after Halloween, like there's only 3 days in between Halloween and the fes, bruh.

>>61211436
I'm not though? The proof is that I'm still here. It's funny how some of you will deny hard proof though to keep your cope strong

>>61211506
Because I missed those messages apparently.

>>61211506
Only the zmartest individuals still follow a taken whore like gura after basically half a year of being ghosted and exploited for quick cash

>>61211575
you're a psycho incapable of empathy, why do you think you will ever understand a normal person

>my best proof is a one off thing 4 years ago and nothing after that
Kinda pathetic desu. No one cares about pre holo stuff. That was a different Gura.

>>61211673
KEK

>>61211575
>The proof is that I'm still here
Ban evading isn't proof of anything. That or getting a warning for a removed post doesn't make it not you replying to yourself. Your posts are obvious as fuck retard.

>>61211624
You retards realize she doesn't scehdual or deal with most merch right? That's management.

>>61211751
what? this isn't rocket science.

>>61211750
Whatever helps you cope but I'm not him. I don't give a fuck about knowing stuff like that though

i want emo shark

>>61211919
lol retard

>>61211723
>if it got tweeted about once it only happened once
You can't be this retarded right?
Also it says a lot about how she's like. Not some weeb hikki stuck in her house all day

I MISS GURA AND MY AIM IS TRUE!

>>61212112
don't worry bud, i got her

i want to give gura a new daughter and sister

>>61212061
You might actually be the most retarded poster in this thread.

>>61212061
Keep being delusionally retarded I guess. This doesn't mean as much as what you think it does. Just like everything else you post.

>>61212303
Whatever helps you cope buddy
I'm sure her ghosting us for this long must mean she's not being social at all

>>61210963
It must be both then

Whether Gura's actually deathly ill, clashing with management/staff behind the scenes, looking for a way out of hololive, or just ghosting everyone, there is definitely something going on causing them to feel the need to put up the appearance that it's all fine and that nothing is going wrong.
The best way to do that is to say nothing. If they say something, they might word it imperfectly or let something slip that reveals some information pertaining to the situation, and then at that point they cannot contain it any longer

I'm guessing that newfag shitposters got upset that their usual thing was only getting them laughed at and are digging really hard to make chumbies feel bad.

>>61212324
I'm not a cuck poster anon but she isn't some socially awkward uwu no friends mess people paint her to be. She's a fucking normie

>>61212061
You are completely lacking in the brain connections to not impede on others and hurt them. It doesn't even seem to occur to you. It's a form of autism that would make normal people instinctively stop and hesitate on. The fact that you don't cringe whatsoever is proof of that. Please find a way of being a high functioning psychopath for your own sake and others'.

>>61212587
You sure are stringing together a whole lot of words to say absolutely nothing, pseud

>>61213248
right, I forgot psychopaths are incapable of assuming responsibility for their behavior

>>61213371
Sure thing sis, hurry on back to twitter now

>>61213371
put in a little more effort, falseflagchama...

there's a group of them. birds of a feather, etc

GURA NEEDS TO BREAK MY SPINE NOW!!!

What body type is this?

>>61212296
Gura's family are a bunch of cute loli girls but I don't want another autistic child. It's hard to bring them up.

>>61215151
How does anyone who sees this body type wouldnt want to mating press it right away?

>>61215154
Sharkdreams

gura stream soon? or is she too busy with her 1 year old

>>61215698
sry, I've been busy milking her dry, I'm always screaming for more like the little shit I am :3

gula

>>61211352
…you watched that, right? She forgot to tag Gura AND Kronii. She was thinking about whatever group she was in, plus Irys. I mean, at least she was bothering to organise something…

3rd day praying for Barbs' premature death. Happy birthday Barbs.

>>61216389
Amen.

>>61216389
Even though it has nothing to do with Gura currently, it would at least shut the schizo up.

>>61215154
Sleep tight buddy

>>61201837
This thumbnail always looks like she's doing a poo on a dinner plate. I wish I was a dinner plate she was doing a poo on.

I had sex with Gura

>>61217050
And I have a million dollars.

I'm too tired to horny post tonight, but I do want to piss inside gura's butthole.

Take this!

once I get my reality bending powers, I will be able to cum as much as a hentai protagonist, make it strawberry flavored and nutritious. Gura will be able to entirely subsist on my semen, will probably unironically improve her diet.

>>61217290
mating press

I bet Gura has a really girly bedroom and her bedsheets smells great.

>>61217693
Her bedsheet smell like shark girl pheromones and unwashed vagina gunk.
Is this seriously what chumbies want???

>>61217878
she likes the smell of fresh bleached sheets but I bet she doesn't change them often
I imagine her vacuuming often though because women shed hair like animals

>>61216295
I was joking about the bitch line, don't worry. I hope Gura agrees to show, it would be a lot better than only seeing her at the actual fes.

>>61218190
>women shed hair like animals
All people do, men's hair is usually just way shorter so it seems like less, I think the average is like 50-100 hairs a day.

>>61218512
my hair seems to grow thick instead of long, but I do cut it whenever it reaches my neck.

>>61218512
Can confirm, have long groomed beard and shit ends up everywhere.

>>61219306
That was my pov when I had sex with Gura earlier.

>>61219360
You raped her you fucking piece of shit!

>>61216389
Why do you people know this guy's birthday? Why do you have such an obsession with some random fucking guy?

>>61219306
I hate this doujin

>>61208998
sauce?

When Gura was a little shark, she used to rub her breasts regularly in front of the mirror after reading online that those massages can make them bigger. Years came by, she eventually gives up and stares at her flat chest knowing it can never get any bigger than this.
Gura is still envious of big breasted woman till this day.

>GURA IS A NORMIE RREEEEEEE
>why?
>SHE WENT TO DISNEYWORLD LIKE SHE ALREADY TOLD US ABOUT
this is some bottom of the barrel scrapping

>>61219968
>she didn't know she had to massage my semen specifically onto them to make them grow
nyo...

Hey, just woke up from a 40 day coma - Which of the Gura streams I missed out on during that time should I start with? Really looking forward to catching up with my fav chuuba again <3~!

Nice 3 years bulge chumbies.

>>61219933
filename

>>61220118
oh.. I'm blind, thanks.

>>61220107
Thanks, its pretty massive, huh?

My sleeping schedule is all kinds of frigged up. I hope some others are having better sleep than me.

Bets on how long before she retweets?
https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1717103709497315361?t=J2x0D96yFWWSA9Va5LJ7DQ&s=19

>>61220961
another one? I feel like I'm living in a parody.

>>61220961
Are (You) buying it?

>>61220961
Ina retweeted it already, so in a few hours or tomorrow probably.
>>61221196
Only if she begs.

In a couple of weeks Cover and Gura will announce that her absences have been due to an ongoing legal battle involving a persistent stalker. Similar to what Yozora Mel went through. Support your shark when she returns.

>>61221981
If that was true then I would forgive her.
But I would expect her to get better after the fact.
I feel like we could have been told about a break or the fact that she would not stream this whole month.

Being a schizo must be fun. You get to make up all sorts of scenarios in your head and argue with yourself all day long

>>61219306
Here's your 3 year badge, chumbos

Uppies!

>>61219797
Because it reflects reality?

>>61222718
the one in your schizo head, I'm sure

>>61222640
I'm looking good

https://files.catbox.moe/42ho2z.png

>>61221196
Nah, I don't buy generic group merch.

>>61222718
In what reality is Gura walking around streaming with a fucking selfie stick?

>>61223095
this is why we don't see her btw

Let's try this again. >>61068551
Lord of the Board 2 is happening soon-ish and all threads are invited to enter. Is /ggg/ interested? If you are, you gotta decide on the rep (which can be Gura, a chumbud, anything else Gura related, local meme or anything you feel can represent the thread) and fill the form. Just don't ask for an exact copy of an existing /hfz/ wrestler and don't botch the verification question and you'll be fine.

>>61224473
I feel bad for Kiara, imagine putting so much effort and girls that don't stream all beat her

>>61224473
based
just bought 10 to fuck with the parasocial incels so they will never see gura again

>>61224473
How are they getting sell numbers? do they work for the company?

>>61224632
You can inspect element and check
The site is barebones

>>61224632
messing with devtools, only works for stocked items

>>61224632
it's numbermonkeys jumping to conclussions, take it with a massive grain of salt

>>61224473
kiara...

>>61224632
You can see the stocks the site is that shit. Doesn't work for made to order items obviously

>>61219977
Exactly. Just because she neglected to mention that it she was alone with a male friend instead of with family doesn't mean anything. Same goes for monopoly.

>>61225448
Who the fuck plays 2 player monopoly?

>>61219977
Yes, we know she had gone to Disneyworld Gura has told us that on stream more than one time and she also told us she had gone to both Disneyworld and Universal studios in Japan. Nothing new and nothing to worry about she talks so much about how much she loves Disney and she is upset she can not sing the songs on stream like she used too.

Let’s get some Bloop nudes ITT fellas. I’m feeling frisky.

>>61225541
>she is upset she can not sing the songs on stream like she used too.
Isn't that what unarchived streams are for? Or is Disney mega gay and smacks you down mid stream?

>>61225790
not disney but as far as we can tell from gura its more of management being even more stricter than usual
so reprimands and such behind the scene

>>61225885
Management really likes to make her suffer don't they?

>>61225885
I wonder if she could karaoke disney songs in like a twitter space or something?

>>61225790
I don't think it's so much Disney as it is Hololive Management because last time I checked Disney is ok with people singing their songs so long as they don't profit from doing so because its free advertisement for Disney, Thinking about that Hololive may want Disney to pay for Advertisement and Gura not give it out for free for them. Just a number of things that could be going on with that.

>>61225885
>>61225925
It's not management retards. Youtube got more strict and can strike down streams midway for song infringement which is why they use the karafun app and approved songs which every other holo deals with and still songs karaoke

>>61226027
You don't know anything about YouTube dmca retard. A few seconds is enough and Disney does strike

>>61226081
Whatever the case seems Gura has never had that problem and she does sing some of the songs every so often or she did too when she did stream.

>>61226048
Shhh, it makes them feel better to imagine that management is somehow responsible for Guras behaviour. Let them have this

>>61226048
>can't sing her favorite songs in the world, had a karaoke where she was visibly distressed before the restrictions dropped
>JUST DEAL WITH IT JUST SING KARAOKE
I hate how this place is infested with people who hate Gura.

>>61226208
She likes more than Disney and has done karaoke since those restrictions, fakebud

>>61226048
isnt that what mori said? like a long time ago someone asked her to do a certain song but she told them they can no longer do that, that mane-chans were stricter on that now
this was even after gura had already switched to the app for singing
unless you show me proof of a streamer getting shot down for singing off-key in a karaoke live, without using official music, im just gonna call bullshit on this

>>61226208
>WAHHH IF I CANT GET MY WAY EXACTLY I JUST WONT DO ANYTHING AT ALL!!!!111!! FUCK EVERYBODY!1!1
She's a grown ass woman throwing a tantrum like a child. Grow the fuck up, do your job, and work around the rules.

>>61226246
Yes they're stricter about not singing songs that are approved and not everyone will be striked guy they do it for the safety of thy channel

So..no Bloop nudes then?

>>61226254
UOH she really is a child.
T o T

>>61226300
They really need to put their twitch channels to use and do karaoke and games they don't have perms for there. I imagine most perm issues are just because they don't hear back rather then denying them to play.

>>61226394
Cover is a company and a jp one at that. They're not going to do things the ghetto way even if its technically possible to get away with like indies do. It exposes them to being sued.

>>61198029
Why do you fags have two different generals up?

>>61226477
?

>>61226477
Some chumbuds got so mindbroken by people shitting on Gura's behavior that they made their own split where they basically act like they are in the Gura discord, it's pathetic.

>>61226893
You'd know all about discord, wouldn't you.

>>61226926
Yeah, I check the Gura discord from time to time to see what they think about the situation but all they do is post the same art on cooldown like NPCs.

>>61226973
Occasionally some feisties speak up and then the mods jerk off as they tell people what they can and can't talk about.

>>61226973
>Image bumping
>On discord
Sad

>>61226477
I don't get it either. If they want a hugbox there are other sites for that. Jannies should have some standards and delete dublicate generals

Almost 2k comments on the latest vod
Is that a new record?

>>61227302
Some weakbuds just can't take the banter

>>61227302
If they had standards all the people shitting on Gura would be deleted, like they are in other threads that actually get moderated.

>>61227422
She deserves any "shit" thrown at her for fucking off for 44 days. Doxx is already deleted right away most of the time which is the only thing that matters. Going overboard is how you get the reddit/discord hugbox

>>61221196
being a bongbud i can't since they don't ship to EU/UK

>>61227302
>>61221193
>I'm missing her quite a bit tonight, buds. I'm sorry if that's too negative, but I just wanted to tell it to someone.
"I'm sorry if that's too negative."
Fucking pathetic, is that the general for discord users who want to post cunny pics?

>>61226477
You mean the /cc/ies? Imagine not being able to shrug off a bit of banter.

>>61227375
It's past 2k now.

>>61227730
You can't miss gura or else you're an anti trying to ruin the comfy thread!

>i want 5 million subscribers

NEW ORISONG NEXT MONTH
https://twitter.com/hololivetv/status/1717171656458903977

CHUMBUDS WAKE THE FUCK UP
https://twitter.com/hololivetv/status/1717171656458903977
https://twitter.com/hololivetv/status/1717171656458903977
https://twitter.com/hololivetv/status/1717171656458903977

We won

>>61228041
Huh, this the first time since debut I've seen it not even grow by 10k min per month

CHUMGODS WE'RE SO BACK

All that behind the scenes work paid off!

That's not a stream, I don't care.

>>61228068
>>61228082
HOLY SHIT IT'S ACTUAL CONTENT!

>>61228082
What is it fucking weebs?

>>61228068
meh

Rewatching the 3rd anniversary stream and in retrospect it is obvious she took one edible to many

how am I supposed to feel hyped?

>>61228082
>>61228068
Sooner or later they have to run out of this months old stuff and pre-planned merch to release and finally let her go

>>61228247
There's still time for her to hype it, give her a chance to disappoint us first.

I'm hyped!

>>61228068
This will not even be on Guras channel so whatever

>>61228279
you're right, but gura and cover feel so out of touch right now...

>>61228082
>honeyworks

Another 3 minutes of autotuned garbage yay!!!!

Look on the bright side maybe she'll be forced to stream to promote the song

>>61228351
Sora is releasing one today I think it said? Is she promoting?

>>61228068
>>61228082
another song? noice, but now I'm more excited that she will stream to at least promote it

>>61228351
and? forced streams are worse than no streams

>>61228324
consequence of wanting to get everything out before making the graduation official but some stuff taking basically an entire year to release

>>61228408
>forced streams are worse than no streams
Nyo. Force her to stream every day.

>>61228408
not really, the annyversary collabs and her own solo one were fun in a vacuum regardless of how desperate the demotivation squad likes to pretend otherwise

>>61228408
I'd force Gura to do a lot of things T u T

>>61228082
>>61228068
Nice

>>61228476
The anniversary stream is a mixed bag, it was a fun stream in a vacuum, but there were a lot of things missing from it and the situation surrounding it takes away from the enjoyment.

>>61228569
she distracted us from all that by showing off her lewd body and we didn't realize how bad it was until afterward

>>61228408
I'd agree if we had more than nothing for 40 days. I'll take anything at this point

>>61228408
Forced streams are her worst streams but at this point even an okay stream is better than no stream.

>>61228394
>>61228638
>>61228398
For a song like this you'll get a tree retweet. Maybe a qrt, best I can do. Basing it on how much she promoted the deco27 collab song

>>61228569
I get where you're coming from but that's still miles better than no stream like I was saying, gura is always fun except on really fringe cases like her shilling a gacha or whatever, so yeah I'll tkae any stream be it forced or not

>>61228706
the deco ones was smack in the middle of an officially acknowledged by cover break tho, absolutely no one was waiting for a stream of it

>>61228082
Hell has frozen over also stream talking about it coming soon.

Isnt all of her streams tainted now knowing that they all where ramblings of someone enjoying an edible before every single stream?

How must Okayu feel… #1 Gura fan…

>>61228725
Yeah, I fully agree, I'll take any stream at this point, I was just answering why some people I think are justified in not being happy with the anniversary stream.
>>61228811
Huh?

>>61228831
Okayu can message and talk with Gura anytime she wants

>>61228801
No they weren't. Sweet appetite was released after Gura came back in February.

lol that new OG song will come out before Full Color which exists since at least July

>>61228912
Did the Reflect MV teach you nothing?

>>61228912
Is Gura just terrible at managing her own projects? Or does she just choose to work with people who can't get out the things she needs them to in a reasonable amount of time?

>>61228965
>Is Gura just terrible at managing

>>61228838
He's being/acting retarded and trying to deflect and/or distract any criticism toward Gura by stating something nonsensical.

>>61228965
She doesn't really put any effort in and probably stops replying long enough for some of the people she hired to just tank the wasted hours and move on

>>61228965
she probably doesn't pressure her commisions and they naturally just put it at the bottom of their priority list

>>61228801
No it wasn't and she mentioned it maybe once briefly on stream? It happened so fast I don't remember what she said exactly

>>61228912
There are 2 possibilities:

1. The MV for Full Color is still not done
2. She wants to wait until her 3Dlive to release the song

>>61228082
Cover gets tired of the shit posting and is dropping this for damage control but I can not blame them for holding off this long and doing this helps Gura out more in the long run than anything. Looks like I am keeping my Gura membership for another month.

>>61226477
Probably because this one got too shitty over time

>>61228082
>>61228068
Let's gooooooooooooooooooo

>>61229217
I guess it is something for monkeys to point at and proclaim that Gura is busy with when the was probably recorded months ago

>>61228068
>>61228082
oh shit
glad I read the thread

this will be on the same level as the deco27 song where all she had to say about it was 'oh yeah i provided vocals for that song'

>>61229281
so she was busy months ago when people told you she was busy and you didn't believed them? how convenient for you that gura being busy only counts if a project is finished in a day or something, if another project comes out months later you'll say thes same thing while ignoring your past posts too right?

>>61229353
pretty much, but that's how idol stuff goes...

I'm glad she's working hard behind the scenes

>>61228068
>>61228082
Gura and honeyworks
Fuck yesssssss

if gura cant stream anymore due to health issues maybe she could just do shorts like la plus.

it would be way less stressful for her

>>61229951
Gura quit doing those already though, once she quits something she never goes back to it.

manager is probably like
>g-g-gura, there's a new song of yours coming out soon, maybe you should hype it with your fans?
>:3

Hololive...only grows stronger >:3

>>61230425
At this point the only interaction I'd accept from Gura is sex.

>>61230425
>:3
implying she would respond

>>61230603
>garlic bread

>>61230425
You will get repost from mane-san larping as Gura and you will like it

>>61230737
How long until Gura is more mane-san than Gura? A shark of Theseus, if you will.

>>61230823
It already happened months ago

>>61228068
>>61228082
STOP THE COUNT!

>antis seething already
I love sharky so much

Does this mean Gura is going to have sex with me soon?

>>61231381
Nope, it stays till she does a stream on her channel that is how it goes and everyone was in agreement on it.

>>61231381
No.

>>61231612
>>61231613
seethe harder

>>61231644
>waaa stop posting the krab it triggers me

>>61231644
You seem very upset

I can feel it bros, this is the good one. She's coming back for real this time.

>>61231644
BOOO!!!!

>>61231844
We have all been hoping since before Gura's Birthday of last year she was coming back but its only gotten worse I don't feel like its going to pick back up.

>>61231844
Seems like you haven't learned your lesson yet.

>>61231860

>>61198029
PXPAP

antis are so mad we still love Goobs

are we sure they're not using Gura's silouette as clickbait? There's no mention of her, her voice isn't in the preview (https://twitter.com/hololivetv/status/1717164118489104675)), and she has not retweeted it.

>>61232731
They would have used Sora and Korone as clickbait if that were the case

is it a japanese song? god i hate when EN sing jap songs

>>61233228
honeyworks is from japan so yes

ok, neat I guess
call me when she's back, I'm going back to bed, have fun with the falseflagging

>Chumbuds unironically treating this like a victory
Either completely mindbroken of falseflaggers lol

>>61233726
>mindbroken
Aren't we all

Jwu, I'm happi

Great falseflag guys, but surely we're not actually that pathetic that we can forget and forgive six weeks of ghosting for a single music video (not even an original song) that probably took her like 20 hours in the studio.

>>61232731
that's a different song anon, the link to it is even in the tweet you posted

Holy fuck bros this is gonna be SO worth the wait, buying all available Gura merch rn. Sorry for doubting you, sharkie.

Why is the release date a question mark?

Just bought 15 Figmas, all is forgiven, GOOBA IS BACK BABY!!!

>>61235042
This but unironically
This little gremlin shork controls my life and I'm not ashamed to admit it