/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Gura cute Gura cute!

I love my wife so much!!

Sex with a fembud.

I will eat my wife so much!!

>>61132065
What is it about you stupid somewhat exotic pet owning chumbies that I find so cute and interesting?
Tell me more about her.

Gurass

never reading
I LOVE GURA!!

>>61132065
huhaha

>>61132065
is that good or bad

I love Gura the most!

I love the one who loves Gura the most the most.

>>61133182
yeah, me

>>61132975
*touch*

bacon

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

>>61132975

Gura's cunny is out there right now, I wonder how much action it's gotten over the last few months...

>>61120854
Not only do you not have proof but her fan base would not care. The stuff you make up about Gura is just funny the mental illness you have is just not be cured.

>>61133408
not enough. I'm doing my best, but she's constantly asking for more...

>>61133408
Oh anon, give up.

Gura's slightly fuzzy tummy and tiny pink feet.

Gura is soft like a squishy peach.

Looking at it there is basically a 100% chance that I've showered at the same time as Gura, and ate at the same time as Gura, and goomed at the same time as Gura, and slept at the same time as Gura, and done so many other things at the same time as her.
I've also done those together with her since I'm her husband after all.

Shit

>>61134033
gura's

she will stream soon guys... soon...

>>61133730
>>61133810
stay here chumbie

she's streaming a lot actually

>>61133730
>>61133810
>>61134191
fuck off anti

>>61133668
I know the person they posted about last time is in VRchat but I think they are trying to boost there own popularity its sad. I wish they would give up on telling the lies about gura.

>>61133730
>>61133810

>>61133461
I don't think its true because if it was that would mean she stopped streaming/working the whole time to play VRChat 24/7 and if that was the case there would have been proof and someone would have posted it by now because people would know it was her in the game. She told us VR makes her sick anyway.
You are trying to tell us that she found random people that know's who she is and are just not saying anything or posting about it. Yea Make up a better larp.

>>61134467
VRchat is addicting and when you start is very hard if not almost impossible to stop.

>>61133461
>>61120854
>>61133668
>>61134363
>>61134467
>>61134578
Lets just stop this is what these kind of people do. They make you post like this to help them shit up the thread just to have never had proof and or it never happening in the 1st place.

>>61134467
nta. and I don't buy it, but you can play VR chat without a VR headset.

Can someone explain to me what is going on with her tail in this picture? My brain can't seem to interpret what's going on.

>>61134748
It seems to come out from the side of her body, not the tailbone, or the part that comes out of her tailbone is disproportionally small

>>61134954
Like I want more pictures of Gura doing "the pose" cos it's cute as fuck. Only problem is her tail usually blocks the view of her little twin peak buttocks poking up. Gabby doing the pose wouldn't have this problem. But i still love Gura tiny little pokey out buttocks.

Gura poops and farts

>>61135299
she's just like me

everything hurts

Buzzing. Realize the mosquito is a robot. They are drones of the Chinese. Dreams are us swapping experiences with alternate realities. Last night I talked to someone from a different reality but he was me. To me it all seemed like chaos but what he saw here was far worse.

>>61132758
It hurts bros. Why cant she literaly say even "im sick" or "im taking classes". She gets a new model then dips again. Why am I still a member?

bodka
vadka
bodka

*twirls hair*

watching vods. she's so fucking cute. I love her. I miss her.

>>61135299
i think about this every day. Her cute little braps. Imagine sitting her in your lap, and she lets one slip. I'd take her right then and there. I'd choke a billion kittens for one single whiff of her essence.

>>61136177
YOU'RE FEELING STRONGER

I barely ever watch Gura but I just woke up from a dream that she went live and basically implied she isn't streaming because she can't say the n-word live on stream and management is too strict.

Then I was suddenly at her house and a manager showed up at the place and basically was scolding her and I told him to back off and he implied he can rape people to death (literally, some talk about intestines coming out...) and that we need to obey. Blogpost over.

>>61136177
I love hearing her tongue interact with the different parts of her mouth when she speaks and enunciates. Like i imagine her moist tongue, and soft mouth, her s's and k's and b's and d's, every sound made by her cute little mouth that I want to kiss and explore with my tongue, taste her saliva, and swallow a little bit of her spit. It's like ASMR. Her subtle vocal fry, the smoothness of her lower register. The breathiness of her voice. I wonder what her breath looks like. I'd pay a million dollars for her to breath directly into my nostrils.

>looks like
*smells like*

>>61136840

>>61136945
I like to imagine her licking my face slowly from my chin to my nose, tongue all the way out while she slowly breathes out, the smell of her saliva, the smell of her breath... She also confirmed that her saliva has a smell in some stream somewhere...

I'M NOT A SLAVE
TO A GOD
WHO DOESN'T EXIST

How can we spin this situation into a positive?

>>61136770
>I barely ever watch Gura
nobody is anymore

>>61136840
You have a way with words few chumbies such as myself can properly type.
This is almost dangerous amounts of love and obsession. And I'm there with you.

>>61137292
i just hornypost. join me.

Will they be on time?

hey chumbcucks when is your oshi going to stream again? oh right lol

>>61132821
>>61132935
>>61132885
I try not to feed her too much of it since sunflower is pretty fatty but I decided to treat her today. She seemed really happy and was doing a side to side wiggle.

how come she don't want me man?

I’m thinkin the ASMR lovenest is almost ready for the kitty thigh high try on stream where Gura slips on kitty thigh highs right next to the mic.

I met a Korean girl but she has a kid and her family is living in Korea
so far we just text each other but idk
Gura isn't around so I've been talking to girls lately

>>61137760
I think she's just horny for you, brah. Or might be sick.
I'm no bird expert.

MEMBER POST

>>61137838
it's not you, it's her

day 2! give it up for day 2!

>>61138335
Ye. Apparently its some sort of mating behavior. She must've really liked the sunflower seeds because she never did the wiggle before.

>>61138463
>some sort of mating behavior

>>61138403
day 2 of what

>>61138403
Nigga what?
Why did you change the counter

>>61138626
>>61138674
>they missed the secret stream

>>61138626
>>61138674
she streamed this week-end

parrot guy
watch out you dont get woken up in the morning
by your anthropomorphized parrot
all i can recommend at that point
is use a condom
or potentially condemn humanity to your monstrous eggspawn

huh

>>61138463
So now what? Are you supposed to use a Q-Tip or something smaller to satisfy her like you would with a horny cat?

>>61139593
Nyo. She might start laying eggs if she keeps up this mating behavior stuff.

There's no way anyone here is going to breed a bird!

Me:
>cumming in the ass
Other fandoms:
>not cumming in the ass
Just One Reason We Are Superior

"The Gang Breeds A Bird"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPoifDb_TM0&t=85s

does anyone have that webm of Gura running forwards like Linkara?

>>61132758
Have any of the Gen1 members even contacted Gura or mentioned her in their streams in the past month? It feels like even they don't care she's not around. Did yagoo put a gag order on her so that gen 3 could get as much subscribers as they can while starve cumbuds look to fill the void? Gura, where the fuck are you?!!!

>>61141444
You mean "The Lightbringer"?

>>61141664
thanks chumbud, knew I could count on you

>>61132758
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcP50p-I6BE

>>61141971
I wish one of the EN girls would sing this.

>>61141628
Ame mentioned a small story from a past JP trip with Gura recently.

>>61142134
Shiori has

>>61142345
No one clipped it huh

>>61142231
>I wanted something but Gura didn't want it isn't really a story

I wish Gura was in this collab

>>61142345
Shiori's singing is hot garbage

>>61142658
I mean it's not a great story, but it's still technically a story, and the guy was just asking if anyone had mentioned her, and she had been mentioned, is all I was trying to say.

>>61142946
She doesn't play OW2

>>61142946
But then Ame would be pouting and backseating her....

>>61143568
She has played OW though, and they are basically exactly the same aren't they?

>>61141628
>so that gen 3 could get as much subscribers as they can
That's really stupid and counterproductive of them if that is the case since Gura helps bring in more potential viewers.

>>61143672
She's never played OW2 and never expressed any desire to play it.

>>61143746
But isn't OW2 just OW with a 2 slapped on the end? She has 2 streams of OW from before, so she didn't seem to hate it.

>>61143672
take away 1 player from each team, nerf dps to oblivion, and actively murder any fun meme builds via forced roles, then yes.....1:1

>>61143833
Sounds like a typical esports experience, I never got into it, so thanks for the explanation.

i...

Should I buy a house?

>>61144173
>In the middle of seller's seething
Wait until realtors that aren't blackrock realize the bubble burst mid 2023

>>61144221
That's not a terrible idea. One of my friends bought their house in the last housing market burst and made off like a bandit.

https://twitter.com/GoodSmile_US/status/1716655286071546164
more merch

Don't know why this recent break has hit me so hard. The past 2 weeks I keep occassionally worrying if Goombi's doing alright.

>>61144663
new gura retweet soon oh boy!

>>61144663
>announced july 1, 2022
sugoi

>>61144663
Figma Balls

>>61144663
forgot she was getting one of those too

>>61143568
She'd play as part of a stream

>>61144663
I just thought about this the other day, I was already on the fence about getting one but with how things are lately im even less sure about getting one.

default3dshark.png my beloved

>>61144663
I never liked figmas but at least its only like $60. She's cute in any form

>>61144663
>>61145091

>>61145091
is it just me or do her eyes look even further apart than normal

Gura must pay for what she has done

>>61145396
it's just wide gura

>>61145396

>>61144663
i hate merch that doesn't include her painted nails

>>61144813
>Releases August 2024
>Q1 2025 for Goodsmile US

>>61145830
that's fucking nuts
she could easily graduate within that time period

>>61145830
yeah figs be like that

>>61144663
Another one for the collection

>>61145830

Cross your fingers and hope for no coof delays. They can get downright brutal (six months)

>>61146120
10-15 months out from pre-order feels even longer than usual

At this point anyone who buys the figma is an anti

>>61146331
i already have the nendo and the pop up;
no motivation to buy the figma with no streams

>>61146308
not really. maybe for figma stuff but this
https://www.amiami.com/eng/detail/?scode=FIGURE-150839
is taking a year or longer

>>61146554
to be expected, that's a small company taking on a big order

>>61144663
Uhhhhhhhg I hate figmas but fuck I'm gonna buy it cause goob.

>>61146331
I'm buying it, get fucked.

>>61144663
figma nuts huhaha

>>61146331
I'm not buying it, but do not begrudge anyone who does, it's cute

>>61144663
They don't charge until it ships, right?

it pisses me off that all gura does is shill shit now... take me back to the good times

FUCK Gura

>>61147690
That's my pet

>>61147690
Yes.

>>61144663
Release date 2024/08, even the merch wants us to wait forever, damn.

2nd day praying for Barbs' premature death.

Nice 5 years badge, chumkeks.

>>61148855
Phase Connect shill or Idol Corp fag?

She is surely preparing herself for the asmr stream. She was only pretending to cringe when she was asked about asmr, because she wanted to make us a surprise!

I'm so looking forward to the promised Mario movie watchalong! her reactions seeing the movie for te first time will surely be priceless. I'm glad she decided to wait for the watchalong to watch the movie. There's no way she already watched it even if it passed half a year. She doesn't have anyone to watch movies with besides us, right?

>>61148966
This is the one thing that we should demand as compensation for her ghosting.

Greybud in the member's comments? Does it take a while for youtube to give you a badge when you buy membership or something? Or did they make a comment right before membership ran out?

>>61149196
They posted that right before expiration. It was 0:00 at the time of the post.

>>61149149
I can already hear her nervously agreeing that she still owes us ASMR, but then she'll just ghost for a while and "forget" about it.

Hololive EN didn't tweet about the figma. It's over...

>>61149677
What did you expect? It's not Tempest and it's not JP, why would that twitter shill it?

>>61149714
I hate Tempus as much as you but if you think there's nothing wrong with them not shilling it then I don't know what to tell you

>>61149812
I don't really have it in me to give a shit if they shill it or not, bud

>>61149812
If you want my real opinion then I say wait at least a day for a tweet about it, it will probably show up, but it's not guaranteed, because the EN twitter is lazy on promoting a lot of the things the EN girls do.

oh boy

GORBOB
figma balls

LMAO
Like clockwork.

FUCK YOU GURA

pffffftttt alright, guess I found it in me to be annoyed

rumao

>merch shill
yea, I think its getting to me at this point

WIFE 'S MANESAN !

sigh

this merch shilling shit is killing me lmao, why is that literally the only thing we get

I STILL LOVE HER

>>61150267
Because that's all management will tweet out on her account.

>Retweet merch immediately
>Can't make a single update Tweet for 40 days
Thanks for nothing manechan

>>61147690
give me the uncropped please

>>61150301
fuck this bitch I'm glad I became a pebble

seething "chumbuds," you love to see it

Lmao Gura's manager is lurking ITT hoping to find ideas on how to bring her back

black company
nijigods were right

its so funny that it's so sad that it's funny that the merch shit is predictable to a T at this point

>I still feel genuine happiness whenever I see a notification for Gura's retweets, even when it's just about merch
>then I come to the thread and see all those people seething
It looks like I will be the last chumbud after all.

>>61150350
Respect Gura's privacy, incel

>New repost
>Merch
Holy based. It's time to show your support chumkeks. Keep buying the merch and support her behaviour!

I FINNALY FOUND HER LOOK AT WHERE SHES BEEN THIS WHILE TIME

Why would Gura stream when can just sell merch instead

>>61150419
how broken is your brain?
you know its her manager right?

>>61150419
Not so fast, chum. Now bend over.

>>61150463
No I want full exposure Gura (for me alone, of course).

>>61150419
Nah

>jwu
>Gura activity
I'm so happy bros

>no one even posted a link to the tweet
/ggg/ is actually dead and full of tourists

SEE????? SHE LOVES US
ANTIS BTFO I'M SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW
CHUMCHUDS CAN'T STOP WINNING

>>61150683 good

>>61150683
>>61144663
???

>>61150683
still here and I'm not posting a merch retweet, but also yes

>>61150527
she wont
she'll exist ad infinitum to show up as a merch shill/in mandatory stream appearances which will decrease as time goes on until it's just merch
it's basically if babe ruth retired in 1929 but MLB was still able to profit off of him

GUYS I'M HERE AND I'M LITERALLY MORBIN OUT

incels are so sad. shame they never had parents.

rate the tweet

>>61150938
Gura's manager is a useless fuck/10

Gug goog

>>61150419
>>I still feel genuine happiness whenever I see a notification for Gura's retweets, even when it's just about merch
how you do it

WOW GURA TWO SHILL TWEETS!!!!
THANKS!!!

gee chumbuds how come you get to have 2 shill retweets?

>>61150419
why does something that is functionally indistinguishable from an ad bot bring you joy

how do you let that shit get archived

>>61150938
I miss garlic bread

>>61150938
HER ARIVAL IS SOON

Fuck you, mane-chan.

Guwa makes me angwy >:(

so stream soon? she has merch to shill

lmao get fucking keked chumbies, you truly are the salt of the earth

AND ANOTHER ONE

wait another one, seriously
is this some sort of humorous joke

>>61145028
Don't lie to yourself
you can barely afford food much less a figure

I turned off retweet notifications, fuck this

so her account is just like a spam sewer now

Manager retweet

Feels like she is lovebombing us

easy there raidcord, there have to be other yabs out there

weekend at gura's

>>61147556
Yeah, they charge you when they're ready to ship

>>61151159
Don't worry. She foresaw this so her next merch shill will be an actual post. Now keep supporting her by buying the merch

FUCK YOU GURA! FUCK YOU!!! I HATE YOU I HATE YOU!!!! STUPID BIYXH

>>61151230
no raids, no yabs just disappointment

2 retweets that's twice the amount of retweets we usually get. Don't be entitled parasocial incels asking for more

>>61151262
fuck that and fuck you

I forgot I had notifications disabled, turned them back on nice

>>61151274

>>61151278
way too passive aggressive to be called 'disappointment', seething is a better term

mane-san is just doing their job, calm down

>>61151367
>t. mane-chan

>>61151365
She sure showed them with merch retweets, we're winning bros!

>>61151230
>its a raid
the funny part is that you are the biggest shitter in the thread arent you?

>Enough time to do two retweets
>Still can't be bothered give tweet an update
Fuck Gura's manager. Fire this piece if shit already.

>>61151397
I'm not the one shitting myself over a retweet kek

>>61151471
>says man shitting himself over a retweet

Manager is no longer trying to pretend being Gura. Now they just retweet merch.

>>61151488

it's funny. the first 20 replies or so are pretty divided but after that it's all positivity. Now that's a discord raid.

>>61151367
I'm a feistybud and I'm mad at Gura for ghosting us and at Cover for not giving us an update but getting angry over merch retweets is retarded. Do you expect them not to shill merch that was just announced?

>>61151556
yes. i unironically expect them to cancel it and bill her for the loss.

Mane chan? Yea thats me.

>>61151537
profound retardation

>>61151556
I expect her to take the steps not to end up in a situation like this one.
If she is sick, she can announce it.
If she is tired of the job, she can graduate.
If it is neither, she can stream.

>>61151602
You're even more delusional than yesbuds

her TL looks like a merch catalog

>>61151556
I expect to be treated like a person if they want us to be a buying customer. But from what we can see here, they expect us to be a mindless drone consumer that throw money while they continue to laugh at us for being their ATM

cord posts seething now

>>61151689
It literally is at this point

>>61151707
My favorite part is how they seethe even harder when someone doesn't join their seething circlejerk

Link all the tweets, I really want to buy everything

I'm so glad Gura has been so active lately and even tweet how much she loves us.

Trips and gura streams this weekend

>>61151365
You know what else is passive aggressive? Shilling merch instead knowing people want an update

>>61151707
post screenshots please, I don't use discord.

Dubs and it is officially over

>>61151847
Yesbuds just can't comprehend that some people are sick if this shit and want gura back

>>61151816
ESLcord?

>>61150419
Such a roundabout way to call yourself a tool.

can someone post the calendar of break days i'm trying to explain to someone why i want to die

see?

>>61151909
ironic

>>61151909
Show us this discord. The only discord I know is yesbud haven that just spams emotes

>>61151883
hey it's the shit cherry on top of the shitheap, yesbudschizo

Discordbros, what's the next Anni book gonna look like with almost no new memories since the last.

NEW MEMBERS POST WTF

>>61151883
It doesn’t matter if you feel “sick of this”
Gura is actually sick and you all need to calm down, be patient, and allow her to take things at her own pace

>>61151946
https://vt.poi.cat/vtuber/gawr-gura

>>61151990
They'll just circjerk with 29 pages of namefag messages
>>61152009
Proof she's sick?

>>61152009
kys

>>61152009
nobody believes that lie anymore.

>>61152009
look at the incels squirm at this post, their seethe for women is palpable

proud of you guys, don't let her down

>>61152181
Oyasame

>>61152123
So true. All they want to do is control women
They just can’t handle that women are free and aren’t their slaves

>>61152003
that's actually a nice idea, I'm going to announce member posts at random times and days just to scare the threadshitters into re-membering since they all left

>>61152206
based sigmaking, I kneel

>>61152123
god just fucking IMAGINE having a job where you fail to show up constantly and you get freaks defending you calling the customers incels all while you make millions

>>61152216
Retard people have been doing this for weeks already. Fuck off tourist.

>>61152180
How much money is that after YouTube and then Cover take their cuts

>>61152283
>weeks
Years

>>61152283
looks like someone's afraid of missing out huh

>>61152262
>still seething
imagine comparing yourself to a woman kek. either a woman or going to become one.

>>61152333
Sit on your high horse while days and months go by without a stream you fucking faggot

>>61152216
Wow what a unique idea anon!! No one has ever thought of doing that before you came up with it!!!

>>61152320
no retard.

>>61152216
If there's an actual members post someone will leak it here immediately.

>>61152320
on what?

>>61152371
>unironically having shark side right now
Anon I think you might be the retard in the case

>>61152181
sleep tight buddy

>>61152366
lol, do you think I'd be as smug as I am if I were seething about that?

When is the last time Gura actually put effort into a stream?

>>61152417
nta but I like supporting my shark daughterwife

>>61152457
Last night when she streamed into my mouth

>>61152417
Im just too lazy to change it, 5 dollars a month means absolutely nothing to me.

Gura is my Gurandma.

>>61152478
Even merch buyers are better than you since they get something in return

MY WIFE SHILL SHURA ToT

>>61152457
>effort
Just hit live and talk. This shit isn't hard.

>>61152457
2 months ago holocure

>>61152505
Shark side isn't 5 bucks unless you're a third worlder. I guess that explains it

>>61152548
You’re stupid
There’s a clear difference in quality between streams

>>61152513
I buy merch too

>>61152563
Five dollar difference between shark side and membershrimp you drooling retard. I thought even a shitposting faggot like (you) could have figured that one out, clearly not though

>>61152563
retard...

I got 3 figmas just to make you third world faggots seethe

Please just say you hate us, I want to give up hope.

>>61152333
if you fantasize about 'incels squirming' you're actually a woman or want to be one fucking freak

>>61152618
>>61152628
>backpedal
You're throwing 10 bucks per month into the void for nothing kek. You could have bought games or other subs with that money or even merch and get something tangible

Becoming the last chumbie is going to be too easy

>>61152678
They're probably yesbuds from discord/twitter raiding the thread unironically

>>61152607
>quality
Don't care. Just stream.

>>61152678
I don't have to fantasize about it when you're always doing it rumao
>>61152755
when yesbudschizo backs you up you know you're on the wrong side

>>61152717
I'll continue criticizing her while being the last chumbud.

This is beyond parody, yet another shill tweet

>>61152793
>using incel as an insult here
GO BACK TO WHERE YOU CAME FROM TWITTER SJW FREAK

I fucking love manechan by beloved

>>61152706
>You could have bought games or other subs with that money or even merch and get something tangible
You're the one backpedaling after I just said the money means nothing to me. I make more than enough to still buy merch, to have other memberships, to buy games, to gamble, to go out to eat, and much much more. That ten dollars is literally nothing to me. It's almost worth it just seeing you upset over it.

>>61152822
Sorry but you aint a chumbie. I'm a real chumbie

>>61152847
Its so ridiculous it becomes funny

/ggg/ is compromised. There are no real chumbies here except for me.

>>61152854
ew, the incel has accepted its -cel nature and is getting angy

Here you go boys, she's alive.

>>61152875
Doesn't matter if you think I'm real. I'm going to continue criticizing her and I'll be the last one.

If Gura wants to have an excuse to stop streaming, she should just masturbate live on stream and get banned calling it a whoopsie didn't know.

>>61152951
Nice try "chumbie"

>>61152943
kek

>>61152873
You said 5 means nothing and now you're saying 10. Nice back pedal
Also you're not wise with your money no matter how much your make and no owning the haters like some mentally ill twitter troon isn't a good reason

>>61152943
>Can even bother make an update Tweet
Cover is unironiclly a black company

>>61152951
You type like a woman

>>61152706
that's not a backpedal and I'm not the sharksider, retard, don't be embarrassed

if we range banned SEA half of this thread would poof. really makes you think.

come on mane-chan make a garlic bread tweet

>>61152940
Post tits or go back woman

>>61153036
Holy ESL. lay off those commas and make a coherent sentence next time

>>61153014
>Blaming Cover
lmao

>>61153010
>You said 5 means nothing and now you're saying 10. Nice back pedal
You massive fucking retard. The five was the difference between membership levels, you still can't figure this out AFTER I explained it to you once. Im not giving you any more replies after this so say whatever your retard brain wants.

let's give mane-chan something to tweet

mmmmmmmmmmm donutdonutdonutbrain :randomemojis:

>>61153124
Your initial post never said difference, don't back pedal now

>>61153116
Yes this dogshit company is culpable at this point Cover shill.

>>61153159
Cover respects her privacy and you should too incel

>two merch retweets in 39 days
we are SO back bros

>>61153062
incel and schizophrenic, yikes

You all dubm here. Only me smart.
Gura will merry me eventually

>>61153211
Fuck her privacy and fuck this useless company that refuses to do anything.

>>61153211
Whether she's going to stream isn't private retard, it's right out in the open since we can see her not streaming every fucking day.

Imagine seething at this.

What if Gura tweets a dick pic and it wasn't from the manager.

>>61153415
I'd be confused why there was only one since she's a shark.

Honestly, I think it’s kinda based that Gura doesn’t give a shit this fucking hard. That’s the kinda shit I can relate to desu desu

I never thought I would want my oshi to soft-graduate. But I think this is what SHE wants. If she’s happy I’m happy. SHE was never one to stream very much anyway. This autistic girl will never leave my heart, but after countless ghostings I know it’s time to move on. Any remaining Yesbuds /here/ are either schizo or larping. I can’t believe I fell for the August “WE ARE SO BACK”.
Imagine you’ve never heard of her and you’re a twitter user…you see three tweets on her profile about merch. “Oh, she must be an active streamer! I wonder when she’s going live, I want to support her!”

>>61153371
Imagine she's just a drawing and not someone who's been ghosting for over a month now
Some of you really do have brain damage huh. I guess you can't cope without it

>>61153458
this. being able to collect passive income endlessly while doing literally nothing is everyone's dream, huge w for her. I am sure she thinks of you all occasionally when she collects her paycheck

>>61153551
>being able to collect passive income endlessly while doing literally nothing is everyone's dream
no. just scammers.

>>61153340
>Fuck her privacy
No. Kill yourself. She has every right to privacy. But yes, she and her manager have an obligation to say SOMETHING no matter how vague even if it’s an outright lie just to shut everyone up.

>>61152457
When she felt threatened that her income will plummet. Advent debut

>>61153610
no they don't, let her cook

>>61153478
Obviously, she focuses on something more important than her chumbies. I've heard she is dating someone known as 'me'. Maybe that's why she is not around

>>61153551
She only thinks about the money. Not the ATM that is funding it

>she joins the sports festival but doesn't give us an update and continues ghosting us until december
or
>she doesn't join the sports festival but we get an update and she goes on another health break

>>61153574
If you put in the grind to a six-figure savings you can just dump into index funds and high-yield savings accounts and literally just make money doing nothing.

>>61153709
you're getting both. no sports festival and no update!

>>61153735
okay? well, i'm not a subhuman sack of shit. no, not everyone wants that. literally only defective filth want that.

>>61153574
File a complaint or even a lawsuit if you think she's actually scamming people.

>>61153740
If she drops out I at least expect Cover to tell us it's due to health reasons

>>61153709
She’ll be there but no POV or voice. (I’m actually going to be playing while she sits in my lap playing with her hair and drooling)

>>61153822
Glad to see Cover would put out a statement if she cant participate in a collab rather than her disappearing for over a month. Cover really has their priorities straight.

>>61153822
>Expecting anything after 1 month ghosting
She will either join the sports festival out of obligation with no POV and no VC or she will suddenly be drop out and no reason will be given.

kek
reddit is at it again

>>61153845
I'm going to be sexing her while she's sitting on your lap T o T

>>61153755
Let me guess, you’re 19 and you don’t understand how money works. Why the fuck would any bank loan money if they can’t make a profit? Ok, let’s abolish those greedy banks and have a central government control all the money! Let me know how that goes…oh wait

Goob

>>61154120
What happened?

>>61154215
you aren't human. stop projecting your subhuman greed onto everyone around you.

>>61154294
Mating press

>>61154331
I’m not on the six-pointed star team if that’s what you’re getting at

>>61154465
normal people take pride in doing work to produce some value for society. you are a failure of evolution, a form of genetic waste, a leeching parasite. you belong in a gas chamber.

If Gura isn't a child then why does she watch Bluey and Cocomelon? Hag lovers BTFO

>>61154487
Most work people do is useless.

>>61154120
heckin parasocial!! downvote him

>>61154487
I literally fucking said you grind to six-figure savings retard. Then you reap the benefits of the grind and at bare-minimum you can prevent your hard-earned savings from being depreciated from inflation. Jesus christ.

>>61154487
Fuck work. I want to chill out

just one non-shill tweet... onegai... please. it can just be a string of letters, i don't need coherent sentences if that's what you're worried about...

Do you think Gura is smart with her money? Has she figured out she dosent need to work for the rest of her life and enjoy whatever she has right now?

>>61154322
looks like a newer complaint thread, image is her timeline which isn't great to look at
he's also being downvoted by what I presume is discord, because as tired as that might be he's not saying anything crazy and the responses are all about how he's parasocial and not a real fan etc

>>61154487
>>61154618 (me)
Also are you ESL? Do you not know what “grind” is? That’s the WORK. YOU WORKED FOR YOUR MONEY. And then (get this) you MAKE MONEY because people BORROW MONEY. Rich people and poor people all borrow money. You worked for your money. The bank takes some of your money to lend to them. Then they give you more money back as a thank you gift.

>>61154828
There is no way this girl is smart with her money

>>61154828
>>61154960
I think Mama Shark helps her. She drove her to the store for ointment lol

>>61137292
Gura isn't forced to do what she doesn't like doing

not a single minute for her fans
but shilling merch is always ok
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO if you defend her at this point you are just beyond cucked

>>61155125
stop being an anti

>>61155125
you definitely aren't above 110 IQ

>>61154855
So i checked the top comment and it basically says
>just because gura doesn't use twitter doesn't mean management will stop doing their job
Then
>bla bla why don't they pressure her into saying something then
>that's up to the talent to decide if doesn't want to say anything that's up to her
Seems normal stuff to me nothing about a discord.

I don't know but it's funny seeing how many people out there are absolutely seething simply because I love Gura.

>>61155205
every comment the guy made was immediately downvoted into being auto-hidden and all the replies in the trees or whatever the fuck they're called are calling him parasocial
that was before someone came it here with the fuckin reddit alarm and made me look, too, so like 50 people swooped in within minutes, that's discord

>>61155268
It's not funny to me

Does she really not realize how utterly bad this makes her look? I simply can not comprehend what is going on in this womans head...

viag, return to coping by doing drugs again and watching some stream or whatever

>>61155268
it's funny how they seethe at her so much yet are still here. meanwhile I actually like her, if I didn't I wouldn't be here. how the fuck do you sit here seething all day at someone and call them your oshi kek. you can't oshi her when you're seething, it's literally not possible.

>>61155292
>I'm sick of waking up at 2am everyday just to check if there's a stream or not
If he doesn't want to get called a buzzword maybe he shouldn't say such dumb shit

>>61154855
>be european
>have to wake up at 2am to try and catch streams live
>"Wow, that's really creepy. Parasocial is when you want to watch a stream live. Wanting to actually interact with the streamer is scary. You're only supposed to watch 30 second "Chat didn't expect streamer to say THIS..." clips, like me. Anything more than that is an obsession."

So nothing's going on?
I almost got worried.

>>61155268
I'm only seething because what you call "love," is nothing but a farce. You're love is may as well be shit compared to what is my love for gura, yet you dare to call your emotions "love."

Pedobuds... There are plenty of children in the world. Don't invest all your time into this woman who dosent care about us anymore.

>>61155414
FuwaMoco literally did the same thing for their underground idols concert streams. Sometimes for naught (just like EU chumbuds). Accidentally it's why they are so anal about always being on time and having a schedule ready. Reddit would call them creepy and parasocial. They just don't understand what being an actual fan is.

>>61151693
You're delusional

>>61155486
Yes I am love.

>>61151693
You don't have to buy it you know?

What is going on in here?

>>61155486
no, you're seething because you're not getting what you want. you're just a selfish faggot, stop trying to romanticize that as love.

>>61155588
Mane-chan is doing her best shilling merch but some buds think that it's not enough.

>>61155614
Oh, so people are doing that kind of shitposting. I'll pass.

>>61155588
I like this picture because she looks like a fetus.
Also double dubs and a trip... sugoi