/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

where is gura

>>61047132

Gura is sedated!

>>61047132
Right here

Sex with a fembud.

What is that shrimp song Gura sang a couple of years back? I don't remember any lyrics except for schrimp and it sounded like a nursery rhyme but google doesn't find it!

Please send help

>>61047453
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_leCDwul69I

>>61047057
best cunny ever

Do you have any hope left for things going back to how they were or any resemblance of consistency?

>>61047759
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahhahaha is that a serious question?

>>61047759
Not really no, this is the new normal until she graduates god knows when. The good thing is she'll be around for at least a few more years I think since Cover doesn't mind as long as she appears on concerts and events.

Gurass

>>61048236

Unconditional faith in Gura.

I love Gura the most!

I don't love Gura, but I enjoy watching her content.

>>61048536
what content?

>>61048663
Are you really?

>>61048663
there are 500 uploads on her channel you dumbass

>>61048536
There is plenty of archived content on her channel, as well as unarchived content out there as well.

>>61048866
Meant for >>61048663

Goob afternoon chumbies

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

How am I not supposed to worry about her when she's been gone for 5 fucking weeks
What the fuck, last time she did this she was on a damn medical hiatus

>>61049076
*touch*

>>61047453
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcoDcRiEoVo

>>61049076
fucking spambot has started using images
disgusting

>>61049260
she was also more active during her medical hiatus, if that makes you feel any worse

>>61049076

Are we all creepy perverts?

BOO! post spooky guras

Is the sound fixed on this yet?

BOO!

How do I know I'm creepy

hello??? which thread is the real thread??????

>>61048067
agree completely

my wife

All I wanted was one little shark girl. Do I not deserve one?

What is she plotting?

Gura's next solo stream will be next year

>>61050932
Escape from Hololive.

>>61049988
>notice an old soundpost is broken
>still have the original sound, try reuploading it to catbox
>even though it SAYS it uploaded, the link leads to a 404
It's easy to fix (I just changed the metadata slightly, and it went through) but it's still annoying.

I AM WORKING ON SUNDAY
and I miss gura

>>61051222
doing goob's work

Stupid sexy shark child.

>>61051773
Speking off: Why doesn't any Hololive member hire an editor?

Gura did upload one "Best of ***" for 2021, then she stopped!

Freaking easy to hire an editor, they are pretty cheap, they can make compilation "Best of *YEAR*", "Best of *MONTH*", make tons of fun clips from funny moments, make compilation of streams, make multi-part streams into a single best of stream etc etc

Sooooo much one can do to make the channel more active!

But most hololive members are just dead livestream VODS

>>61051923
Some of them have.

>>61051923
Also, Gura has hired people to make animations and shorts for her, she's covered on the clip front by the legion of clippers that document her every move.

Movie May

Graduation when?

>>61052356
1 month ago, keep up

>>61052356
Guraduation

I accidently slept 4 more hours than I intended to.
I must have really needed it.

Day 38! Give it up for day 38!

>>61052595
it aint lookin good

>>61052595
we really aren't going to see her again until the sports fes huh

Why do strangers on the internet hate me for loving her?

I love fembuds.

>>61051923
>"Best of *MONTH*"
Gura's best of October 2023 vid would be legendary.

>>61052835
99% sure she's dropping out of that.

>>61052839
Same reason people laugh at fatties or Will Smith, nobody likes watching a man degrade himself and the shaming is meant to motivate self improvement

>>61053148
She won't drop out, she just won't stream her pov or have her mic on and it'll be intern-kun playing on her account

>>61053238
>the shaming is meant to motivate self improvement
That had the opposite effect on me when I was still in school.

>>61053238
I'm not really sure that's a very accurate comparison. I think you're just a little weird and are obsessed with chumbies for no reason.

>>61053427
You should have have tried harder then, Will

>>61050085
Why you always hiding under da table chumbie.
You know we can still see ya peeking there, right

How could anyone love this thing?

Not mine, but here you go.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NF5u1RiBzAw

Gombobo Gawringulakiski

>>61053427
It has the opposite effect on most everyone in most every situation, but a lot of people reconcile this contradiction by thinking of themselves as different, and correct about themselves, therefore shaming won't work on them, but believe they can still use it on other people because they don't see other people as real like they do themselves.

>>61053660
M RT

What a fucking waste. She has everything to be the best chuuba on this planet but she stopped caring...

>>61053296
if she does that I might actually drop her for real

>>61053660
RT+M

>>61053846
You probably won't know if it's intern-kun or not.

>>61053892
M
>>61053660
RT

>>61053660
>>61053892
alt f4

>>61053957
I meant the non spoilered part, the rest is a meme

>>61054049
She'll 100% have her mic on, just unlikely to have a POV.

The chances of getting an update should be higher within the next 9 days. She could always skip Halloween and continue ghosting us beyond the sports festival but she probably knows that if she doesn't appear on any halloween stream it would look terrible and even more people will start asking questions to the other girls

>>61053892
RT M

It's always rrat city with this poor girl, whether she says something or doesn't say something she can't seem to win.

Gura used to be concerned about wanting us to think she was mostly alone and wanted us to trust her that she was a real idol.
But now she disappears for long periods of time and doesn't say anything about it. Gura's been so distant and impersonal these last few months, that it seems like all her attention and energy are elsewhere. And with this silence, she doesn't even seem to want her fans to believe that she cares about them anymore.
It's as if everyone's impression of her means nothing to her now, almost like none of this even matters to her or will ever matter to her again going forward.

Why is that? What changed in her life to make it so that chumbuds and Hololive are an afterthought to her? Her heart isn't in this anymore, so where is it now?

>>61054241
she has to retweet the halloween merch

I'm finally the last chumbie

Why did she call my oshi a whore?

>>61054241
why should she care? she already made herself look terrible enough by not streaming a single spooky game during spooky month even though she said she will
its literally movie may reloaded

I want to goom

>>61053840
It really is a tragedy. She is a born entertainer but stopped streaming and a great singer who stopped singing. And that even though she has the perfect environment at Hololive. Its actually maddening that she throws it all into the fucking garbage for reasons nobody can comprehend

I don't know how I could ever trust her again after this. She isn't sick. She isn't burnt out. Her fans mean nothing to her and she isn't an idol anymore.

>>61054429
Goom Gura

>>61054456
>perfect environment
Cover sucks ass. They should stop shooting down her ideas.

>>61054330
Ame or her mods started banning people who were asking about Gura. They're aware of this and they know it will get worse if she skips Halloween. Even if she doesn't care and management is incompetent I'm sure they know it will get worse for everyone if she doesn't say anything. Expect her to stream or give us an update between wednesday and saturday

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>61054562
retard

>>61054268
>Gura used to be concerned about wanting us to think she was mostly alone
What kind of BS is this

Also, ever heard of keyfabe?

Real life & the vtuber character are 2 different entities, don't treat them as one and the same

>>61054614
Ignore him he's the pajeet

gura must be scared as fuck to return to streaming again
there is no way she does not know that she pissed off most of her fanbase

I wish more EN girls did regular asmr. Fauna has been flaking out on her serious asmr for weeks now.

>>61054562?
Is there ANY proof of the banning thing? I haven't seen anyone else talking about this so I assume it's bullshit.

Gura is a little dumb, autistic, paranoid, asocial, womanchild.
Please don't pick on her too much.

>>61054673
She's a fucking retard. She just needs to make a member post telling us that she's sick and most of her fanbase will calm down even if it's a lie

>>61054773
Thats why I love her

>>61054792
It does not matter what her fanbase thinks. At all. She shouldn't spare them any thought whatsoever while she's dealing with whatever she's dealing with.

Any chance she is currently preparing the 3Dlive she talked about? She said she wanted to make it big.

>>61054303
No, but I will be soon.

Gura is ugly.

>>61054773
She should go seek professional help and get management to help handle communication.

>>61054960
Therapists don't work and management is useless

>>61054838
fuck off bjoarn

>>61054915
there is no background project big enough to make this normal. this is not normal.

>>61054109
>She'll 100% have her mic on, just unlikely to have a POV.
They are gunna make a soundboard and have the intern communicate with that.

Seriously, why in the everloving FUCK are the people at Cover ok with one of their biggest talents going totally silent for over 5 weeks with no communication with her fans? This level of unprofessionalism is baffling to a frightening degree

>>61055100
EN management has always acted against gura. We know this already.

>>61054992
Still better thsn not doing anything about her mental issues clearly and she could at least tell the manager retweeting stuff on her account to make updates tweets.

>>61055147
Management can't even tie their own shoes.

>>61055146
Fuck EN management
the people ABOVE should have interfered here a long time ago

>>61055100
This is hololive. Kiara has gotten away with being openly sexist without punishment.

>>61054729
29:50 on Ame's zatsu stream. She also mentioned she wanted to go to Japan this month and that she might show up there "last minute"

>>61055146
But they're respecting her wishes now though? When they did the 'will use twitter to connect with fans' shit I cringed so hard.

>>61054456
>for reasons nobody can comprehend
The most obvious reason is that she's rich and she just wants to focus on her private life from now on. Streaming, Hololive, and her fans are just burdens that get in the way of her doing what she actually enjoys doing and being with the people she actually enjoys being with.

>>61055100
Take it up with Cover for doing nothing and being this unprofessional.

>>61054915
23 days straight into 38+ days, this would have to be the biggest project in the entirety of Hololive if she was actually working on something.

>>61055265
Learn how to link timestamps.

If Gura is never going to be able to create content normally again, the ethical thing to do is to graduate, or at least close membership and make an official statement about the state of her channel going forward.
If not, then there's no reason she can't communicate with her fans once a month

Manager-san should strap Gura to her computer chair, hold a gun to her head and force her to finish minecraft atlantis for us

>>61055339
I'm taking a shit

>>61055288
stop repeating this rrat already
the one and only fact remains that we know absolutely nothing

>"chumbuds" unironically want manechan skinwalking
not sure if antis or bluepillcucks

Some people assume too much about her. Stop thinking so hard.

>>61055226
But the manager can retweet things on Gura's account so they can tweet updates on her account.
>But it's not her
Who cares. It's better than nothing.

>>61055265
>>61055373
Actual proof that banning happened that isn't Ame threatening it? What the fuck was she even talking about? This isn't proof at all.

>>61054552
Cover pays for her ideas, dumbass. Not entirely, but Cover helps to, well... cover the costs of a ton of different parts of production. Not everything she does is 100% out of pocket.
Without Hololive, she wouldn't have had the ability, means, or connections to do any of what she's accomplished.

>>61055415
>poison the well so you don't know if it's even gura anymore
go talk to a chatbot you gigantic faggot

>>61055478
That ship sailed a long time ago.

The technology exists now to simply replace Gura with an AI voice

>>61055437
I don't have any proof but I was watching the stream and a message of a greyname asking about Gura got deleted before she said that

>>61054614
Afe you fucking retarded? Gura is an avatar she uses to stream, dumbass. She's still the same person after the stream ends, you newfag idiot.

>>61055501
the only thing that should've sailed outa here is you

>>61055505
Can AI do asmr?

Despite being so secretive about everything, Gura is a very transparent person when it comes to her motivations.
She only ever does things that she enjoys doing, and nothing else matters to her. She's never been the type of person to force herself to do things she doesn't want to do, even if she has to do them. That's why she never studied or worked hard. That's why she was fired so many times. Doing things she doesn't enjoy is work, and working is excruciating to her.
If she enjoyed doing any of this, this never would have happened. If she enjoyed our company, she never would have abandoned us.

>>61055265
>just a reminder to read the rules
Imagine giving a fuck about these rules when you're co-worker has disappeared for over a month (if that's really what she's referring to) (still no proof of banning)

>>61055605
you're a bunch of possessive creepy schizos, who wouldn't? look in a mirror

>>61055671
Show tits.

mom he's arguing with himself again

>>61055605
fembud let me see your booshi pucci

>>61055723
>a woman will never tell you this so you have to hear it from some random anon in the internet
grim

>>61054614
>keyfabe
>they are 2 different entities, don't treat them as one and the same
You couldn't be more wrong. Do you even watch vtubers? This isn't an anime show. They aren't scripted characters. You're the same type of retard that claims they're all secretly middle aged men with voice changers.
Also, why is it that everyone who says this kind of shit is so ESL?

This is dumb. You're all dumb. I'm dumb.
Let's go.

Meah

>>61055526
>message of a greyname asking about Gura got deleted before she said that
Okay if that is true then that's honestly a bitch move on Ame's part. Like you're seriously going to ban people for being concerned for your coworker that's disappeared for over a month?
>muh rules
Who cares. There should be exceptions and this is one of them. Remember when people brought up Ame being gone in Guras chat? She didn't ban them and acknowledged it.

>>61053088

>>61055930
I'm not trying to justify Ame I'm just giving you the facts. Go yell at her I don't care

Yahari

>>61054838
If you thought Hololive and her career where at all important to Gura, even a little bit, then yes, it absolutely matters what her fanbase thinks.
It's like you're incapable of understanding anything beyond your initial thought of: "I hope she gets better", if you even care about that anyways.
Either you're an autistic retard incapable of understanding any situation beyond your initial emotions or your hatred for her fans means more to you than Gura's success and happiness. Which is it?

Cheese stick

>>61056153
actual fans care about her, so the rest don't matter anyway

>>61055815
>You couldn't be more wrong. Do you even watch vtubers? This isn't an anime show.
Fucking idiot, it is up to every invidivual vtuber to decide how they want to use their character, either it is just them being them or it is a completely made up character, it is no fixed rule you freaking shitstain

Also, you are a fucking idiot if you think something has to be scripted to be made up, are you really that retarded that you don't get the concept of fantasy, larping or just goofing around

Call a pscychward cumbuddies, this anon is has amputates his freaking brain

>>61054915
Probably not, no. Because even while she was working on her previous 3D concerts, she still talked to us and streamed occasionally.

G-garlic bread...

>>61054960
Why should she seek help if this is what she wants?

I will trust /ggg/ with my bean this afternoon. Please take good care of her till I come back.

>>61055264
she's a woman, so it's socially acceptable.

I don't understand how anyone that isn't more than a casual fan can think this is normal regardless of your stance this. No likes, nothing and the longest it's been outside of the official hiatus

impregnate the shark

>>61056191
Her tits are so small TuT

>>61056324
It isn't normal but my boy Marcus said not to let it get to me

>>61056324
because she's just like me fr

>>61056296
Plant the bean

You're posting too fast for no reason, slow down.

>>61055100
>>61055146
>>61055248
>>61055318
She hasn't been completely silent. There was the merch tweet so I guess they're fine with that. When Haachama had health issues she didn't shill merch or anything and her manager put out a statement for her so yeah there's nothing wrong with Gura besides not wanting to stream

>>61052835
Can anyone who watched her Outer Wilds stream confirm whether or not she said she'd be MIA until the end of October?

>>61056447

>>61056516
should read 'no timeloops'

>>61056324
Every chumbie wants to see her. But not everyone wants to retardpost about it all night every night.

>>61056043
>Gura
>actually getting impostor
Unrealistic. That Impostor is an impostor. It's just Kobo wearing a wig.

day 38! give it up for day 38!

Take your cue from brrats and just don't have a thread if she's not streaming anyway.

Why yes, I'm telling you to end /ggg/.

>>61055100
Every other time this type of company-wide silence has happened in the past, it ended with them were graduating. Both with Hololive and Holostars. The exception was Mel, who suddenly disappeared for 3 months at the end of 2019/early 2020 without a word due to her lawsuit she was seeking against her manager that was stalking her.
Even Haachama released a statement at the beginning of her absense through her manager.

>>61056463
>She hasn't been completely silent.
you reall think that tweet was made by gura herself? come on now

>>61055100
My guess is they're afraid she'll ragequit if they push her to do something. Can't lose the golden goose

>>61056691
nta. but I believe she scheduled that tweet, because I don't want to believe she's that callous and tone deaf to do a shill tweet in the middle of a month long disappearance

>>61056783
How would you even know if she quit if they stipulate her being silent afterwards? "Gura" will just keep "existing".

>>61056480
There's no way she did, if it was true it would have been posted 500 times by now.

>>61056831
Or maybe she doesn't care enough to even consider if she's being callous or not.

>>61055930
>being a bitch
Typical Ame

BOO!

>>61056662
You already know that can't happen.
Too many people love her, and too many people love hating her.

>>61056296
gonna flick it

>>61056903
Ok, because that's what some faggot is spamming on her VODs and clips to justify her absence.

>>61057021
You can have your hatethread from time to time. But /ggg/ as a continuous thing has no purpose anymore.

>>61057096
/ggg/'s purpose is for chumbuds to find wild fembuds.

>>61056783
Is she even a Golden Goose at this point? The Dino Gura sold well, but that was during a period where she was still somewhat active. What are her merch numbers like right now?

>Woman doesn't actually care about her paypigs
Woah no way!

>>61055146
>>61055248
Blaming management is pretty dumb at this point. You'd have to be pretty stupid to think that Gura is the only one that can't stream or communicate with her fans because ebil management are suppressing her and forcing her not to stream.
Cover is proud of Gura's achievements and being the highest subscribed vtuber. They bring her up during their meetings and gush about her to their investors. It's really fucking obvious that she's getting special treatment, because no one else is allowed to just bail on Hololive for months and pretend like their fans don't exist like this.

Where is gura?

Gura thanked her gifters and snubbed her members.

>>61056831
She's literally done it for return streams before

>>61057147
Then they shouldn't be in the thread. They should be stalking nearest kindergartens.

>>61057189
Judging by the comments on her gurrito post, she's still got tons of retarded fans eating up her merch.

>>61057096
Anon, read.
As much as you want this thread to not appear in the catalog, it's going to keep appearing.
My wife is too popular.

>>61057090
There are a lot of made up claims from casuals or idiots to claim why this is happening, I saw at least 10 people unironically claim that she's been with Kiara this whole time because of Kiara's little camping anniversary thing where she had the skit with Gura's model that wasn't even voiced in it, saying she was going to drive her to the woods or whatever.

>>61057213
>Blaming management is pretty dumb at this point
I am blaming them for not enforcing some professionalism on this autist. Anyone saying she's quit or abscond with the free money if maangement seriously tried to make her tweet about being on a break is delusional. Cover takes a huge chunk of all of her profits ,they can at least provide something as a party in this whole thing and y'know...manage her.

>>61057399
kek wonder what they had to say when kiara revealed she hasn't talked to her for over a month

Imagine being an adult and not being able to hold down a stable full-time job.

>>61057470
Management is too busy fucking up song perms to ruin her projects or laughing at her for asking for game perms. Plz understan.

>>61057470
I don't want midwits (including people like you) controlling my tensai sharkwife

>>61057549
It's not even full-time, that's the lulz. Gura can't even bring herself to do a stream per week.

>>61057602
Go back to sucking off Teddy Beale.

>>61057632
We're up to per month now, not week.

>>61055385
>we know absolutely nothing
Why do you pretend that we don't know anything? We know she wasn't abducted by terrorists.
We know that she wasn't digitized and absorbed into her PC like in Tron.
We know she was able to participate in the anniversary streams just fine.
We know she can communicate, but chooses not to.
We know that the other members won't talk about her.
Beyond obvious things like those, saying we know nothing ignores that certain possibilities and explanations are much more likely to be true than others.
Stop pretending that all reasons/explanations are equally plausible. Only retards do that.

>>61057694
Sorry I don't understand normalfag terms

>>61057734
I'm trying to be reasonable.

I want more karaoke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFo92A4AIq4

Maybe her boyfriend told her to stop streaming

>>61055415
Yesbuds, ladies and gentlemen:

>>61057740
anything that does not come from guras mouth directly is a rrat

Damn I really want to give gura uppies.

The law of Schrodinger's Gura is in effect yet again.

>>61057825
>>61057811
Incels, ladies and gentlemen:

so really what's her goal here? does she just want us to kill ourselves? if she wanted us to move on why not just graduate? why the prolonged torture?

Is her cat even alive? When was the last time it was mentioned?

>>61057740
>We know that she wasn't digitized and absorbed into her PC like in Tron.
God I fucking wish, we might actually get streams then.

>>61057884
If I was dating a girl I wouldn't want her to be a vtuber. Makes me think of doing paypig porn or something. I'd tell her to quit working, especially if I'd knocked her up and wanted her to focus on raising our child.

>>61057916
She wants the money. Duh

>>61055930
Fubuki reassured Haachama's fans but Myth whines about Gura not being their problem and bans questions. Probably why HoloEN is afraid to ask for collabs since there are so many prima donnas acting like everything is a huge inconvenience to them.

>>61057831
But even the things that come out of Gura's mouth aren't true at times, her actions speak louder than words after all.

>>61057849
You sure?

>>61057966
And this is why you're not dating a girl.

>>61056977
AIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>61057966
whatever you say cuckposter

>>61058032
>Bro if you don't let your gf do porn for other dudes to fap to then you're an incel
Laughable

>>61057934
Her cat suffered the same fate as Bloop. Died of neglect.

>>61057934
>>61058085
My personal rrat for the cat is she ended up giving it away when she started making JP trips.

>>61058076
Ah, we're down to Gura doing porn now? Sorry, I'm not following latest cuck trends.

>>61058139
Vtuber shit is pseudo-porn

cuckposters be like
BRO SHE'S TOTALLY NOT ALONE
I'M STILL ORBITING THO

>>61058139
I think the incel got carried away with his strawman and is arguing on another plane of existence now.

>>61058028
Yes, I would take her to disneyland for the entire day. As the sunsets she's tuckered out and I princess carry her home. Then nothing but sex all night.

>38 days
She is not streaming until sportsfes. I know how her mind works. It was revealed to me in a dream

>>61058176
That's how you can tell it's his fetish, he probably comes here to jerk off while spamming that shit.

>>61058028
image the warmth and the slightly sticky tactile feeling of her armpits and flat chest

>seriously guys this attractive adult female is single
ahaha

>>61058272
Is jerking off not the only reason to still come here?

>>61056201
You don't watch Gura or any of Hololive for that matter if you think they are "larping or goofing around" as a made up character.
They always talk about what they do and what they're like off-screen and if you've ever seen any of them before or after the joined hololive or left, you'd know they all act the same. Saying "peko" at the the end of sentences does not mean you become a completely different person.
I know you think they're all liars, but they're not.

>>61055100
Optimisticbud here, they're cooking the meal of a lifetime. Don't rush the chef.

>>61058334
Attractive, talented, millionaire female

>>61058378
Acting in a specific role is not lying

One time I said I'd take Gura to Disney World and all you fags itt scoffed at me, but then we learned that Gura loves Disney World. This is why Gura will marry me and not you posers.

>>61058334
>>61058406
At least pretend you've had female friends before.

>>61058334
Of course not, she's my wife. I'm keeping her to myself until chumbie morale improves.

>>61058406
Even ugly fat hogs have no trouble getting men but apparently this primo qt3.14 is all alone

Has anybody ever thought that maybe she doesn't enjoy this stuff anymore? I saw a video of her reacting to her first stream and she was cringing every second at every weeb cliché soundbite she was forced to perform. Plus I heard from other people that her personality started changing over the years to something a bit more sinister or cynical. To me it feels like "cute sharkgirl uwu" is a mask she's tired of wearing.

>>61058450
Yes, women occasionally have brief periods between boyfriends, simp-kun.

>>61056324
Some people here hate her fans more than they like her. So coming here, calling everyone who's worried or upset "entitled creeps" or saying that she shouldn't care about her fans is what actually brings them joy. They don't watch or care about Gura nearly as much as seeing all her other fans sad.

>>61055983
heh...

>>61058406
My wife, yeah

>>61058498
>Has anybody ever thought that maybe she doesn't enjoy this stuff anymore?
no, I don't think I've ever seen that posted here

>>61058628
Sorry, never really been on this board before

>>61058450
>Young
>Attractive
>Witty
>Talented (singing, dancing, comedy, etc)
>Independently wealthy
>Lots of free time
There is no FUCKING WAY some lawyer, doctor, celebrity, businessman, influencer or whatever does not have that locked down. She is BEYOND a catch

>>61056463
>There was the merch tweet
I really don't think that was her.
"Boss man says" really doesn't sound like something Gura would say.
If anything, it sounds like something Mori would say.

There are still incels who rage about simps? What year is this?

When it gets too heated it always ends with cuckposting.
I expect things to slow down soon.

>>61058085
he's just like me fr fr

Abscences of this magnitude are indicative of a vtuber's death throes
Graduation is genuinely imminent. Just look back at this year, she's barely showed up

>>61058498
Cringing that easily is in itself cringe honestly.

>>61056480
She never said anything even close to that. Where did you hear that?

>>61058688
Probably just dating some guy from before she started Hololive. I don't think being a popular streamer would get you into those types of social circles IRL, unless she met someone involved with the business somewhere.

I don't the appeal of writing and posting cuckoldry fantasies.

Are cuckposters really still trying?

>>61059001 read >>61058272

>>61058008
Myth is honestly just a terrible gen. Gura did get a lot of success from being in the first HoloEN gen but the gen itself is just awful.

Yes!
Yes! Soon my work will be complete! Soon the world will burn in nuclear fire!

guys is it normal to see gura peeking out at you from behind objects and doors in your peripheral vision? she always does it but when I turn to look she quickly ducks back behind the object and when I go to check she’s not there. also idk why but her face is always pretty red from the little glimpses I get and she’s always smiling and showing off her huge teeth haha

A few days ago I was having a sleep paralysis episode and I saw her in my peripheral vision again but she got down on all fours and fucking crawled under my bad super fast. I guess these are just the symptoms of missing your oshi huh?

>>61059027
You are absolutely delusional if you think she doesn't have a boyfriend. Hell, 80% of holos are probably dating/married considering how many are in the 30ish range

>>61058760
Yeah there were some moments where I didn't even understand what exactly was cringeworthy about the stuff she was reacting to, but it just goes to show that in her own psyche she hates what she once was. I guess she's outgrowing this stuff.

>>61059168

>>61057831
Then you really are hopelessly retarded and beyond reasoning. You would do well as some brainless religious zealot.

>>61059027
There's nothing "cuck" about it, it's just being realistic. She's a real person not a video game character.

>>61059256
What compels you to make posts like this? Why do you think anyone would listen to a word you say when every single time you make a post it becomes clearer and clearer you don't even watch hololive, you just come here for (you)s.

>>61059270
I think Gura has some serious mental problems. Like she gets awkward, anxious, and cringes way too easily.

>>61059256
Most ironic post in the thread.

>>61059398
She is just like me

>>61059398
Her and the rest of zoomies.

>>61057884
I called you a yesbud because you're fine with other people impersonating Gura, even though no person would ever be okay with that for anyone they actually cared about. So how does that make me an incel?

>>61059364
Cry more, I trust Gura way more than some seething anon.

Why comments for Superhot disabled? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8D1HlqdAeJg

>>61059428
>Gura wouldn't seek out physical and emotional companionship because... Because she just won't, okay!?!
Gura is a human, she desired just as much as any other human to have physical and emotional companionship, and likely desires to get married/have a boyfriend. There is absolutely no way, with how good of a catch she is and how much free time she has, that she has not succeeded. Unless your argument is that Gura is some sort of asexual voluntary incel that has no sexual or emotional desires.

>>61059519
I would guess dox got a bit too aggressive.

Just being attractive doesn't guarantee being with someone, you have to actually approach someone or not run away from anyone approaching you for that to happen.

>>61058076
Don't bother with them, they're eitther trannies who's only option is sex work, or they're male feminists AKA sex pest predators.

>>61059519
There was a period where youtube was randomly disabling a lot of comment sections. They've been disabled for well over a year
>>24879143

>>61059556
She's sick often and has mental difficulties.

>>61058133
I think it's more likely that she just left it at her parent's house while she was in Japan, no?

>>61059519
Because youtube randomly turns comments off sometimes. It's a old issue and something she's addressed before.

>>61059604
>expecting a woman to make the first approach
rumao

>>61059635
Yeah, there were a lot of members videos that randomly got their comments disabled for a while and Gura even said at one point that she had no idea why it was happening.

>>61059612
Stop talking to yourself cuck-kun.
>>61059676
There are some like that. Mostly desperate ones.
I doubt Gura would.

We are the jews of hololive..

>>61058498
>Has anybody ever thought that maybe she doesn't enjoy this stuff anymore?
holy SHIT you are a genius

>>61059676
Which brings us to the 2nd part, not running away from or avoiding anyone approaching you.

>>61059716
Inshallah, chumbud stain must be removed from this world!

>>61058432
They aren't actors, and actors don't try to make you fall in love with their character, which vtubers are not.

>>61059804
Actors that hope to keep acting in sequels do.

>>61059804
>and actors don't try to make you fall in love with their character,
Yes they do that's like the whole point of entire genres

Are these people just /r9k/ expats?

>>61058450
NTA, but every female friend I've had since high school was taken.

>>61059644
She also treats ghosting people who care about her as a hobby, and stops putting effort into things as soon as they don't go her way. Even if she did get in a relationship it probably wouldn't last much longer than the honeymoon phase. The amount of men that would feel threatened by her making like high 6 or low 7 figures a year is also something to consider. Along with her traveling to JP often for work. There are a lot of things about her that would make a relationship with her hard on a lot of people.

>>61059604
That's a feeling I'm very familiar with. In recent years I've actually found that there are a lot of girls into me.
When someone approaches me with an intent to get to know me and date me, I basically start distancing myself from them slowly and politely until they lose interest.
I seem to have issues with intimacy.

always funny to see virgin incels act like the authority on women

>>61050059
Would

>>61058498
They all cringe at their debuts, newfag. Every single one.
But yeah, it's incredibly obvious that she doesn't care anymore.

>>61059971
You will never be a female.

>>61059716
oy vey...

>>61059895
Did you ever see their partners? Or did they all just happen to be 'taken' when you showed interest in them?

>>61059644
>>61059948
Weak copium, your argument basically amounts to Gura being a revolving door for dick because she can't keep a relationship.

Where are all these people using "incel" and "simp" unironically coming from?

>>61060110
Except I didn't say anything like that. What's with all the cuck fantasizing tonight?

What the heck is even going on here?

This thread is very stinky.

>>61060110
You're confused, that's your own fantasy.

remember when halloween was her favorite month for streaming?

>>61059375
NTA, but I'm pretty sure it was a newfag that didn't even know the rules.
Probay this same guy >>61058686

Remember when she promised to communicate more?

as expected, Gura wasn't the one that will join Kiara's vacation.

>>61060110
>Even if she did get in a relationship it probably wouldn't last much longer than the honeymoon phase.
So Gura is basically into one night stands/short-term fuckbuddies because of her mental issues. Unless you're argument is that all of these short term relationships are entirely sexless, which goes back into arguing that gura is an asexual virgin celibate with no sexual desires.

>>61060224
I remember...

>>61059270
>>61060026

>>61060330
Timestamp?

>>61060280
Actions speak louder than words.
Meaning she doesn't have to communicate anymore at all.

>>61060048
why would I want to be female

>>61060330
Is there even anybody left in holoen that Gura genuinely likes to be around? Even Fauna went away to do her own thing.

>>61060412
Mori maybe? But she has her concerts and is perpetually busy.

>>61060376
It's still going on and they are still talking about it

>>61060360
You think the woman who can't put in the most minor effort to keep her career thriving is going out every night prowling for dick instead of just taking the easy path and blasting her own pussy with thousands of dollars worth of sex toys that can do everything better than a dude could anyway?

>>61060530
Who?

Making dwama is so gay

>>61060557
>Women with depression and mental issues don't seek out sex as a coping mechanism
Lmao

>>61059676
>>61059770
>>61059895
>>61059971
>>61060059
And every other idiot in this thread, there is alot of females that are equally afraid to talk to males as you virgin basement dwellers are to talk to real femals

Just look at Akuma Nihmune and all the endless clips of her ACTUALLY running away from dudes as soon as they show any interest in her

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEaL9QgNvKw&pp=ygUPbnVtaSBmaXJzdCBraXNz

Same with filian, both deadly afraid if males


Having said that; Gura definitly has a partner ;)

>>61060557
Sex toys to my knowledge do not produce various chemicals yet.

>>61060412
Yeah, Ame
Even had an anecdote of them being in Japan that wasn't told before

>>61060694
You actually believe what she says there? Really? You do?

>>61059492
You trust Gura more than deductive reasoning, logical inference, and empirical analysis?

>>61060675
Nerissa

>kiara latching on to fresh holoen meat
I'm pretty sure she is looking for a woman to fuck. As in no joke.

>>61060704
Your brain rot is set in too deep for the average person to understand exactly what you're trying to say.
>>61060685
>Every woman who has a mental illness is a nymphomaniac, trust me guys, sex is the only coping mechanism for women.

Gura just overslept all 38 of her stream alarms bros. She still thinks it's only been a couple of days since the last stream

>>61060694
Any day now with the proof. Its been 2 years, why do you break your promises?

im bored. somebody needs to make a jigsaw puzzle

>>61059556
Gura told us otherwise. It's up to you whether or not to trust her.

>>61060870
Let's put it this way, a dude around a girl is a bit more than just a walking vibrator.

>>61060704
then you're getting the wrong ones or there's something wrong with your brain (more than there already is)

the incel is really convinced with his views despite being a virgin with no experience with women

>>61060844
You lack that in spades, dude lmao.

>>61060855
Bruh, lazy fucking whore isn't even in Hololive for 6 months by then and she's already planning a vacation?

>>61060985
People tend to think about their vacations in advance, especially when they get a lot more money compared to the usual.

>>61059716
like oshi like fan...

>>61060870
>Gura has been entirely celibate for at least three years straight
Lmao, back to arguing that Gura is voluntarily celibate and does not desire sex or companionship. She's a grown ass woman with needs and desires and a lot of free time to find somebody to fill it

>>61059716
nuke palpatine

cuckposter going HARD today

I still love Gura.

>>61061151
They are sick through all the inbreeding as is. Nuke fallout would just end them.

Come to think of it, good riddance!

Why do people make arguments about things where no one ever "wins"?

>>61061171
He's not the only thing going hard ;)

>>61061124
Your retardation is cute.

>>61059716
So we're commiting genocide against Ruffians?

>>61061151

>>61061255
I'm getting hard watching him getting pegged by the meidos in his bussy.

>>61059716
We? Does that mean you're with the owl and kirin right now, Gura?

>>61058498
>maybe she doesn't enjoy this stuff anymore
She knows where the door is. Just fucking rip the bandaid off and leave. She'll be in the vtuber retirement home by the end of the month.

>>61061356
And lose this money stream she gets while literally doing nothing? No way!

>>61061356
you're referring to yourself, right?

>>61061311
"WAT"

>>61061340
I get the Gura bit, but how are owl and kirin kikes of holo?

>>61059871
Okay, now you're just being an outright troll.
Be more subtle next time, faggot.

>>61061337
>meidos save me!
Lmao imagine getting so butt blasted you cheer for the jannies

>>61060059
I didn't show interest in them, because I wasn't romantically interested in them.

What da chumbies doin?

>>61061486
What he said is entirely uncontroversial.
You are living through the age of extended universes carried on the shoulders of Robert Downey Juniors of the acting world and somehow manage to miss it?

>>61061486
>what is the point of romance
There are literally entire genres of film and fiction designed for the audience to self insert and lust after the characters. Why else is garbage line Twilight popular

>>61061587
I'm playing wc3 customs.

>>61061308
soon we can spread our rule across the world! all will cower in fear and despair!

>>61061356
>>61061416
How DO they get paid? Anyway, good for her if she gets money for free kek

>>61059948
I don't think anyone here would care that Gura makes more money than them if it meant getting to be with her.

>>61061649
Through monthly money transfer to the account they designate in their contracts? What exactly are you asking here?

>>61061649
Cut of the merch sales, cut of memberships, cut of advertising deals/promos, and a small base salary

>>61061665
Eh, purchasing power imbalances ended many a relationship, this particular concern is very justified.

>>61061587
Waiting for gooba. Just chilling.

>>61060125
It's very odd, isn't it? These are clearly not the usual cuckposters.

>>61061527
Keep dancing little monkey :^)

>>61060360
I'm pretty sure you, yourself are a virgin, despite having sexual desires.

I am gura's boyfriend.

>>61061943
Make the bitch stream.

>>61061665
>I don't think anyone here would care
Yes, because we've grown attached to her for 3 years already, the professional types he mentioned, doctors, lawyers, ect. are more often the types that base their own self worth off of their own incomes, and may feel threatened dating someone who makes more than them. I'm not saying all would be like that, but it is a factor that would cause friction in some cases.

Ahahaha! I am on-line once again! Tremble, world, before my electric heating coil of {emph}doom!

>>61061428
I don't understand the question.

>>61062000
What a weird gigachad.

>>61061982
I don't want her to stream cause it feels like she's cheating on me when she flirts with you guys, so I don't let her.

>>61061587
Crying. Like every day

It always becomes less about Gura and more about some other general subject that people always get into when they get this upset.

am eepy

>>61062045
>don't enjoy this stuff anymore
>know where the door is
>rip off the bandaid and leave
you're referring to yourself (and most of this thread)

>>61060557
>sex toys that can do everything better than a dude could anyway?
A sextoy doesn't hold you or talk to you or share experiences and emotions with you. You must either be a coping dyke or a particularly insecure guy.

i am gura
i am become sex

>>61062186
Glad I'm not the only one who notices.

Sometimes I wonder about that anon who said he was considering hiring a private investigator.

>>61062309
Chances of Gura having a toy instead is way higher than average.