/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Man I hope she streams tomorrow. Canceling streams left and right even when she's streaming less is not a good look. I'm not so hopeful, after what she said about streaming a couple of days ago.

let's gooooooo

>>61005908
She may have very good reasons. I hope she’s safe

Doomposters won

Here's the people Fauna is gonna interact with through Discord Voice Chat in two weeks at the Sports Festival

Say something nice about them!

my brain is scrambled, why am i awake

>>61006580
>>60975783 was literally fauna

>>61008263
This image is greatly disturbing

Squeeb

start

I love IRyS's loading music.

These girls are such dorks.

Fauna and Kronii are loud

>>61010229
okay so just turn down kronii and it's perfect

wait, isn't that bae?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ceres_(dwarf_planet)
explain

>>61010501
Cystic Fibrosis

>>61010501
shortstack Fauna

>>61010410
Sex and Sexer.

customizing with fauna!

>>61005489
Family thread.

Fauna!

Fappy time~

>>61011141
my wife...

>>61011111
Quints for Fauppy

Fappy

>>61011111
Fauna!

I'm gonna Faup right after this stream

Fauna is fucking savage this stream, holy

fauna's feisty today
I love it

>>61011545
>>61011523
big agree, shit is so funny

>blue hair
Kronii...

saplings

>kruddy
no one is gonna make out this stream unscathed by fauna's roasts

UOHHH KRUNNII

HOW HAS IT BEEN 40 MINUTES

>>61012141
it's only been 30

>>61012141
character customisation for 5 controlled by one person

I didn't even notice there was no music or anything since we had those five beautiful ladies speaking.

>>61012489
I noticed and found it somewhat odd but not really worth mentioning

>>61012499
The lining up with avatars is perfect

SHE GAMING

>>61008625
FEED YOU YOUR OWN INTESTINES

Celebrating the middle of the yeast infection with fauna

watch it be middle of the pack

>>61013176
FAUNA???

>>61013176
packwatch

>>61013176
Well you were both wrong.

>>61013176
yeah I thought the same, surprise it wasn't

she goofed it

IRYS.....

it's so over

>>61014040
kissy gay sex!

What did Fauna answer?

>>61014351
Nekkid grandma

my penis

>>61014248
Yeah with me

>>61014544
Pay attention to the stream, Fauppy.

do americans really ride horses more than train
did you fuckers not move on from the wild west or some shit?

Horse girl allegations...

>>61014750
both britbongs and americans have old rails that are falling to disuse, its a travesty

>>61014750
No, they twice as many cars people over there. Why build a metro line when you can spend the same amount of money for a massive overpass?

I loved when Fauna was implying that she's done LSD during the Mario Wonder stream. I hope she drops more hints along in vein. I'm pretty sure she likes weed and has tried other drugs.

TEACHER

>>61014967
>was implying that she's done LSD
She never implied that, retardchama

kek what

Promise... lost...

This stupid clock

>>61015400
promise... broken...

Promise is over

Need more of this yes I agree

>61014967
Nah my wife's not a fucking loser, sorry

it isnt television is it

>>61015107
What if Fauna had experimented with drugs and smoked weed? Would she still be your oshi?

>>61016104
Ironically one thing you wouldn't find in every house nowadays because people moved on to the internet and just watch stuff on their PC, or even your phone/tablet.

what the fuck is this question

Would you guys neglect Fauna if you found love?

>>61016830
Fauna is my love

>>61016302
Yes.

For those of you feeling self disgust, or pity, feel free in the knowledge I have managed to be worse.
>dont watch vtubers
>dont like vtubers
>kinda hate vtubers
>find lonely/loser vtuber type people super hot
its not even a desperation thing, either. I can get laid with normies, but I just feel nothing. But talking to vtuber fans makes me feel things. probably more than sex. what the fuck is wrong with me? i'd prefer inflation to this
whenever i hear autism rambles or desperate loneliness, it's always appealing. What the fuck do i do?

as for why im posting here: fauna watchers are the best, in my experience. I don't even know anything about fauna, other than her asmr sucks
>>61016302
no way.
weed is an f tier drug. try ayahuasca or mescaline, then we can talk. idk what oshi means, but i think it means "person i respect"
>>61016830
probably. i feel no connection to streamers, even ones i've spoken to personally. If we became friends that'd be a different thing. then again i dont WATCH fauna, so

Chores
Self

>>61016830
Everyone will say things like "That makes no sense, I love Fauna!" and will call me the weakest sapling for saying this, but unironically yes.
It wouldn't just be Fauna, I'd probably watch significantly less vtuber streams if I found love.
>61016999
I hope you get better soon.

JOBBERS

RIGGED

>>61014862
correction: why build a metro line when (You) can spend the same amount of money for a massive overpass, with ((some people)) conveniently getting massive financial gifts and the project finishing over-budget and below-regulation?

I can't believe it happened again

>>61017332
And it was Kronii AGAIN

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAt

mooms is cutely autistic

>>61017438
why do people hate kronii? i dont watch her so idrk

>>61017328
Don't forget that it takes 15 years to finish, spending nearly a year at times in the same state with almost no work being down

Kek Fauna shaking her head

>loan sharks

oh no no no...
ex...

>>61017949
They mentioned it before anon, please watch the stream

Fauna extra horny today thinking about love (me)

i'm so sorry saplings

>>61018212
it's okay. i'll let them cry on my shoulder.

>look at her faup

They seem me faupin'

Fauna isn't foppy, just very bushy

>no surfing

irys typing speed debuff

kronii...

>diving
Always consider that the people giving the answers are simply retarded.

>>61018857
> America
obviously

Fauna distraught that IRyS isn't the princess she had hoped..

raiding moom's closet for socks

FUCK YOU LUCKY YOU RETARDED SHIT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

The biggest problem with Family Feud is the people who are polled for it are fucking retarded

>four legs
>insect
are americans REALLY this stupid

>>61019327
it's the retards who answered the survey not the host

family feud HATE

>>61019164
For me it'd be the hamper, but yes

What has four wheels and flies?

>>61019552
your mom

promise... kept...

Promises made, promises kept

>>61019625
Wrong answer!

gaslight

fauna being mischievous and putting on the glasses lol

Gaslight gatekeep girlboss

>>61020247
Nerds &Bae

i love these goofy ass women so much

cute ending phrase(?) for promise

Go easy on me jannies

>>61020398
please think of the advertisers

That was really cute

>>61020551
It's not over yet!

>>61020398
ABAYO

hannah montana lore stream

promise podcast now
man now I wish this was a real full thing dang it

>Fauna owned a rolling backpack
Nerd!

Bros
I think Fauna might be a girl ...

>>61020779
I'd LOVE a Promise podcast. Just stick these women in a room and let them talk for an hour at a time.

>>61019552
My trash bin.

>>61020897
Holy schizo

I fucking hate podcasts, but I would willingly listen to these girls for hours. This secret ending is kino af, and I hope they continue for a bit more

>>61021063
heh

just listening to them talk about whatever is so nice
why don't we get collab zatsus this is great

the last bye from Fauna
cute

>>61020398

So why was Fauna "sick" for her members again? She was funny as fuck tonight with not a hint of illness.

so who's going to get pregnant after the handholding , Fauna or IRyS?

>>61022169
Me

>>61022117
It's her period pls andastand

>>61022117
period cramps. Check her last cancellation. It lines up.

>>61022202
Unlikely
Saplings are all on contraceptives according to Fauna

>>61022299
>>61022318
Ah fuck. Alright I'll stop whining, that's an acceptable reason to bail.

>>61022117
wow it's almost as though she was able to save her limited energy for one stream by not doing another stream as well
you fucking idiot

>>61022431
>"limited energy"
Do you not go to work you fucking retard? It was chatting over a fucking watchalong kek

>>61022299
>>61022318
>https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1707951295712362603
>22 days
Is this a normal time for a period? Isn't it like 28-29 days?

>>61022488
>>61022117
go back to your bait thread
>>60980928

>>61022565
So when you have period cramps you can't watch tv or chat over it, got it. Glad my GF is unique in that regard, must just be her out of all women on the planet. Also, all my coworkers...also...every woman I've met...huh.

>>61022509
Periods aren't exactly 1 month every time, you can add or subtract 1 week easily for them if I recall what I was told correctly

>>61022660
Anon, you know that most women take pills for those?
Those exact same pills aren't vegan btw

>>61022509
Periods pain stops when you have to collab, stop being a fucking grasshopper

>>61022776
99% of women in my experience. Literally all of them are on the pill because of what it does for periods.

>>61022801
Think about how many posts you posted about this today. About an anime girl that cancelled a single stream on a day where she has two streams because she's sick, an anime girl that you don't watch, all your dogshit posts that no one cares about...think hard and reflect on it. Cheers.

>>61022776
the pills aren't vegan? how?

Reminder

Grasshoppers aside, I hope she moves the watchalong to tomorrow now she's feeling better.

>>61023473
>watchalong
I don't think it'll happen tomorrow. It's time for the 800k Karaoke.

>>61023530
she said she's going to do karaoke to celebrate after she hits 800k. she's still at 799k currently so it depends on if she reaches it tomorrow

>>61023530
That's also more than fine - gimme that Faunium

>>61023198
Nta but most contain certain acids or lactose from animals, plus have been tested on animals like all pharmaceuticals
It's a good thing though, birth control fucks with your psyche big time
Keeping your body in a constant state of thinking you're pregnant is a fucking terrible idea
Not to mention the hormone fuckery can completely alter the type of guy you're attracted to compared to when not taking it
Evil stuff

>>61016999
Built for sapling cock
Also blessed trips

>>61023473
0% chance, she said she was going to unpuddle so she isn't going to do extra streams

>>61023685
>after she hits 800k
She said "before or after, whatever, soon though"

FAUNA

The thread is dying
Share some Fauna lewds before it dies

>>61025490
You do it

>>61025490

>>61025490

>>61025490

>>61025490
Arcadia and Faucet face are working on. the Fauna lewds of the century

Watchalong with Bae this week
And I'd be surprised if she wasn't in the TTRPG collab as well

>>61016830
I have no desire for an irl relationship when I have Fauna.

>>61033862
yeah it's at FST-1 so she most likely will be

>>61033862
>collab collab collab
I'm starting to hate this word

>>61034028
It's directly on FST isn't it?
>>61034503
Same

tl;dr: I hope my sunshine is feeling a lot better today!
>>61034503
I don't really hate collabs, but I do hate how places outside of /here/ place emphasis on them to the point where some people think they're more important than solo streams. I sometimes feel like that it can affect Fauna in a little way, but maybe that's just me being paranoid. Likewise some people /here/ hate on collabs too much at times, but I really enjoyed her 1-on-1 with Shiori. I do feel a bit disappointed she had to cancel the member's watchalong but I had a feeling it was going to happen. It does sound like she got better though with the Promise collab so that makes me slightly hopeful that we maybe getting a stream today but period pain is a bitch, damn

>>61036948
>spoiler
for better or worse, its always good to remember that /vt/ isnt representative of the fanbase as a whole

>>61033862
Why does one say HoloEN collab and the other say with friends?

>>61037338
I wouldn't be surprised if the TTRPG has an ID in it and that's the reason, since several of them have talked about wanting to do one from what I understand. If it's actually something else then Fauna wouldn't be involved and there's no reason to care.

>>61037419
TTRPG at FST with IDs???

>>61037457
The other EN TTRPG was in a very bad timezone for a couple of them, it's not impossible. Or we could just be overthinking it and it's all EN, and Bae just tagged it that way for variety's sake.

>>61037338
>with friends?
It has mori in it, dummy.

I was hoping for a solo stream when she said she had something planned for Halloween...

>>61037338
Fauna will finally be in a collab with Mio (forma de korean)

>>61037915
Buy an ad

>>61033862
>Scary Movie watchalong
Fuck off Bae
>Minecraft collab
Yeah that should be fun
>TTRPG
Concerning that it says “w/ friends”

This is feeling like a one or two solo stream week sadly

>>61038400
She must mean "a scary movie" rather than 'the' scary movie, right?
And yes, gonna be another week of 'puddle' into full energy collabs. Oh well, this is the new norm I guess

>>61039378
Stop Doomposting
>rather than 'the' scary movie, right?
Mumei and IRyS watched it before, it's not off the table.

Can't even discuss Fauna peacefully on split kek. Saplings are kinda pathetic

I dunno what's gotten into you little whiners but I'm just happy when Fauna is on screen, whether it's a collab or not. Stop crying, collab or solo is still Fauna.

>>61039900
Collabs are not the same as solo streams, stop being retarded.

Don't let this doomposting distract you from the fact that she wanted to hang out with the saplings despite her period pain

The TTRPG is run by Mori. 5 players, 2 of which are FWMC and Bae. She has a chance of being there still with 2 more slots open, but it's Halloween, homebrew, and the girls are playing themselves.

>>61043907
I'm actually concerned about FWMC of all people being there.

>>61044031
Why?

>>61043907
>more Bae
Please skip this one Fauna. You're a puddle and need your rest, right?

>>61044089
Just not sure how they will fit into something like that. I like them, that's not the issue, just can hardly imagine them following a campaign. Well, we will see, I hope they can surprise me.

So this is his new gimmick huh.

>>61044304
I think they'll be fine. It's not like they're playing a video game, the entire point is to sit and listen and them playing their own characters would have them focus on themselves rather than interacting with each other since they'll probably get put in different situations.

>>61043907
Other member is Ollie

>>61044985
Okay NOW I want Fauna to avoid this collab.

>>61044985
This is getting worse

>>61043907
>>61044985
Okay so yeah.
DM - Mori
Players - FuwaMoco, Bae, Ollie, Fauna?
idk man, I love Fauna but that's about 50% a bad hang.

>>61044182
Are you realize advocating for no streams over a collab stream?

...What did Ollie even do?

>>61045155
Annoying voice and she's generally loud even if she has quieted down since she blew out her throat five separate times. She's kind of annoying. Has a heart of gold, but she's fucking annoying.

>>61045155
Nothing, and it's weird they're pretending to be upset when there isn't any indication Fauna is going to join in the first place. Even if she did join, the it's fine. Whatever it takes to make the thread a terrible place I guess

>>61045145
>realize
But yes, wasn't that obvious? Ollie, Bae, Mori...fuck me, through a homo in for good measure at this point.

>>61045155
If you actually wanna know why many dislike her:
-loud
-annoying voice (subjective obviously)
-frequent holostar collaber
-frequent e-celeb collaber
-has tried to trick JP girls and IRyS into Stars collabs before by not mentioning they'd be there.

>>61045242(me)
throw* fuck you autocorrect

>>61045155
I don't dislike her on a personal level but she has a tendency to be very loud in collabs. Maybe she'd shut up and listen in a TTRPG setting though.

>>61045242
This is deranged. Are you a Chumbud by any chance?

>>61045308
>asks question
>doesn't like the answer
>starts a fanbase war
right, you're the jakartan, kindly fuck off

>>61045145
Sorry anon it's on tuesday. She has things to do. Maybe late stream.

>>61045369
Sounds like the answer is yes

>>61045268
Why do you think that there's going to be a male at this collab?

>>61044985
Ok I take back my FWMC worry

>>61045403
Didn't even think about that. Really goes to show that the people trashing up the thread aren't actually watchers of Fauna. TTRPG on a Tuesday means she won't be there.

Old news but threads gonna die anyway so whatever.

Just went through the AoE VOD. Pure kino. That said, god, almost painful how quickly the atmosphere tanked as soon as all the girls gathered at the end. Was full of that thing women do where they laugh awkwardly but you can literally taste the jealousy and salt in the air. Just wanted to get out of there and listen to happy Fauna. A little saddened she didn't wanna have a few words in to the saplings at the end to celebrate, but maybe there would have been to much gloating and stuff in chat.

>>61045444
???
That's not what I said...
I just listed things she's done in the past that have caused some here to dislike her.

>>61045492
So why bother listing them if you're not worried about males being in this collab then?

>>61045481
Please understand Kiara's German autism seeps through the atmosphere like a fog

Never mind forget I said anything. Not going to bother with this retarded timeloop. I'll just enjoy the collab with this godawful autism if Fauna shows up.

>>61045403
>>61045480
Good point, didn't even check what day 31st is on.

>>61045525
Please go back to Elementary level reading courses anon.

>>61045434
You picked the wrong fanbase to try to start a war with, she's universally liked here, tourist.

>>61045589
>>61045480
>>61045403
Are you guys purposely being retarded? Remember Valentine's Day? She adjusts her schedule for special occassions

>>61045589
Don't mindbreak yourself and look at what day valentines was this year

>>61045654
That's why I said maybe late stream.

>>61045836
Did you forget she also did a karaoke?

>>61045610
Gura may be liked but chumbuds are not

>>61045654
>>61045774
It still vastly lowers the possibility, especially now that she is so out of shape to do anything.

>>61045654
Are you? What is the point of getting upset over something that hasn't happened, hasn't been confirmed, hasn't been mentioned, and even if it all came to pass, it would still be enjoyable? What is the point in having such strong feelings over hypotheticals beyond trashing up the thread?

>>61045961
No, but it's her busy day anon. You know?

>>61046367
You or whatever other person went "OH IT'S A TUESDAY THAT MEANS SHE MIGHT ONLY STREAM LATE" like a fucking retard. I don't give a fuck about the stream, but to outright fucking lie like a moron isn't it.

>>61045541
It was her and Reine both, so I wouldn't call it autism, it felt like the stereotypical thing those mean girl Stacies do in the movies. All the other girls went weirdly silent in response besides Moona trying her hardest to salvage the mood through her almost indecipherable accent. God, I'm still stressed out. Luckily Elefauna exists, so I know she didn't let it affect her plus it's an eternal reminder of their defeat!

>>61046449
Yes tuesday streams do happen, and they happen for non-events too. Expecting them though is a bit...you know? Even for an event.

>>61046637
Thank you

>>61046637
Is she giving sapling a prostate massage?

I miss Fauna.

>>61039378
It's Scary Movie. Gonna be great watching Fauna react to all the sex/drugs, good pick Bae.

Someone has a really hard time separating fiction from reality huh. I knew we had puritans here, but I didn't think they'd be so geriatric

>>61047782

>>61047476
>>61047782
go back to vsj

>>61047930
Get off the internet old man. Bet you think video games cause violence too

Kissing Mommy on the lips

>>61047930
I was (i thought) being painfully obvious with the irony. Of course it's going to be fucking shit.

I want Fauna to watch Xtro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56pvjrZg5p8&ab_channel=TheCultMovieReview

>>61005489
Mumei demanding fauna say the line was the highlight for me

Fauna does not do drugs. I believe all women should not drink or partake in any sort of mind altering substance

>>61048239
Yes I whole-heartedly agree. Watching Scary movie is exceptionally dangerous for her. Fauna's psyche is so fragile and meek that the moment that a marijuana is injected or a crystal of methamphetamine is licked she will spiral into drug abuse and debauchery. Fauna cannot watch this movie for the security of future streams. I think it might be too late for her though. Her Mario stream featured prominent use of a new drug popular to kids these days called Wonder Flower. She consumed a Wonder Flower on multiple occasions so the seed is already sewn. Fauna is a lost cause.

>>61048487
you still haven't gone back to vsj

>>61048649
I was being serious. Fauna is doomed. It's a slippery slope. She sees drugs she consumes drugs. She needs shielded from things she best not be aware of. I can save her.

>>61048723
>you have to enjoy your oshi watching a guy get a dick stabbed through his head and crack smoking or you're a puritan
what do you call this mental illness?

>>61048859
No, but you have to realize it's a movie. It's simply a movie. It's not out to get you or Fauna. It's not going to hurt you. It's for her and Bae to have fun. You really need to stop projecting your fragile sensibilities on to who you watch. That's the real mental illness.

was gonna say this is the most bizarre schizo bumping to 311 yet but theres been worse

>>61049289
better this than the usual trashing on other girls

>>61048969
I'm not projecting anything. Fauna herself hasn't gone into these subjects for 2 years; you must have really hated her content up until now if this is the type of low tier twitch thot content you wanted out of her.
Not sure what hole you crawled out of but you need to scurry back there.

>>61049397
Ah so you don't watch Fauna at all. I already knew that, but I'll just stop now after this. Watch her Mario stream from just two days ago. She brings up drugs all on her own. No collab members. Just her, chat, rhinos, and elephants. Oh and drugs.

Real grasshopper hours

Ceres Fauna Ch. hololive-EN

>>61049538
Yeah, I've watched more than you, and you know it too. Now, tell me another example of hers where she's touched on these subjects. I know you've got loads stored up to disprove me.
I won't even get into equating a literal childrens 2d platformer with Scary Movie, that doesn't need to be mentioned does it.

>>61049624
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Fauna will do a guerilla if she hates me

>>61049538
you did not just compare people fucking/oral sex/blatant drug use to a single off hand comment in a mario game did you? vsj is calling you

Fauna will never play Mini Motorways again.

>>61050162
The only two games she will ever play again are Minecraft and Hitman. So far it seems she even gave up on Starfield already (good)

Fauna please play スイカゲーム again

>>61049397
Aren't you embarassed? being a man and acting like this?
Mumei and IRyS already watched this film, Fauna is going to be fine, even enjoy herself. You should really revaluate yourself because this is fucking embarassing

>>61022299
>>61022318
>she is in sync with my sister
are we....
also ovulation = more hearts it's science

>>61049710
Drugs are drugs. Plus Fauna is the one who equated Mario to a trip, not me. If I had a foot in the race I'd argue having hallucinogenics in a kids game marketed for children is more insidious than a 20 year old movie marketed towards adults. But just because you like to move goalposts, here is another example of Fauna bringing up "contraband" https://youtu.be/K7YJuYvT6Ac?t=245 or does that not count either because "dreams aren't real"? Let's not forget she watched and loved ALL of breaking bad. Literally a show about drugs. Seriously my dude, she's a grown woman. She is not unaware of these things. You really have to have the mental maturity of a child to get worked up over a movie

>>61051598
Oh and Fauna has drank on stream multiple times and talked about drinking. Does alcohol not count as a drug because it's legal and normalized? It's still mind altering. It's still a drug. It's still addictive. That's much more egregious than her watching a movie. You better hate all those streams with every fiber of your being if you're upset about this stream.

>>61051237
You need to go back. You're so charged with emotion with every shitty post you make I'd mistake you for an EUPD troon.

I will say Scary Movie was pretty raunchy for its time, even more so now where there're plenty of funny parts you're not allowed to laugh at and they'll just have to sit there quietly for
Definitely an interesting pick, especially when you look at Fauna's reaction just yesterday when Bae said "I blow"

>>61052972
Imagine leaking this much estrogen while being a man holy fuck. Every single post you make is cringe

>61052972
People like you are the reason some people have the image of us that they do on this board.

>>61052990
It's gonna be a fun watch, I feel like they will have similar reactions that IRyS and Mooms did to some of the scenes especially in this day and age

>>61053060
You'd be fine with Fauna detailing all of her sexual encounters I take it? She's a grown woman, after all.

haha i too love false dichotomies

>>61053252
I'm sure it'll be fun but it just irks me they'll feel the need to be silent through half of the funny moments just like Mumei and IRyS were

i want to kiss faunas hidden forehead

>>61054278
Yeah, odd that. Almost like there's a line in that movie being crossed. Oh well.

so, no stream today huh

>>61054472
told you she would do guerilla if she hates me

Kissing Fauna on the lips

>>61054539

>>61054339
Very homosexual post

>>61054539
licking Fauna on the feet

>>61054339
The black dude got fucked through his skull to death

I honestly just want to get the rope

>>61056475