/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>60873954
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments:
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>60874091
Amen.

>>60874091
Amen.

hehehehehehe

>>60874468
Ugly

>Shinri talks about how lonely he is and that he has the lowest standards possible for wanting a partner
>goes on to describe his dream household being the ultimate male living space personified as a single room without a couch, table, bookshelf, or any kind of personality except a computer monitor and an empty studio space for his work
Honestly quite incredible. Shinri, how you gonna share your life with a partner if you don’t fucking have a life at all? Kek, he might as well keep chasing Altare and they can make a cozy guild roomshare house with a 3D VR space.

>>60874976
If he found a girlfriend (me), she (I) could fix him

>>60875437
honestly

>>60875437
quite

https://twitter.com/senzakimakoto/status/1715243855182970953

>>60875437
>>60876051
SEX

>>60876051
OH GOD OH FUCK

I finally got my tempantsu

growing quite attached to this kind blue boy

I guess at this point, Tempus 2nd outfits are going to be the NY ones.

>>60876642
artist name?

>>60877104
NY outfits in Jan and casual outfits in Mar. Trust the process.

>>60876051
senzaki-mama I owe you my life

>>60877243
daedawdaw

>>60876051
senzaki-mama thank you for everything

>>60877433
god please...

dead hours so here's UPROAR playing party animals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESv9tAk2x-I

I miss all the boys

>Stole bettel for the rest of the week

>>60879714
What are you going to do about it?

>>60879802
Losing hope for Tempus.

I like it when artists draw Phantom as different sorts of fucked up creatures.

>>60879937

>>60879834
Assuming Bettel isn't already planning to graduate during his suspiciously long week off, there's eventually going to be another cursed Japan arc that will at least cause 2 or 3 members to go menhera. Shinri because he's already depressed, Flayon because he's on like 10 different medications which are probably illegal in Japan, and probably Bettel because he isn't a weeb.

Bettelheads status? Magnitomos status?

>>60880361
I thought it's called magniggas

>>60880361
idk.... sad...... just sad..... i'm so lost... without my rape and domestic abuse victim boyfriend i don't feel anything at all.... the light and colors in life are fading, everything tastes bland, and i've begun throwing empty beer bottles at a lifesize printed out scroll of bettel on the wall to simulate a better time, fuck. fuck. i can't keep doing this shit i want him back now

>>60880611
You should try making multiple cardboard cutouts of Bettel like that previous anon did and use those as new targets for your beer bottles.

Best VODs to get me through the weekend?

https://twitter.com/kishidotemma/status/1715293415825698985
Micra event

>>60881695
bettel sitting out was expected, he hates minecraft, surprised hakka isn't joining though

>>60881695
>no hakka and bettel
THEY'RE GRADUATING

>>60881351
Dual-play Bettel and Flayon lies of P for maximum sensory overstimulation, you won’t feel a thing afterwards

>>60882009
Oh shit, Roberu and Oga were my JP oshis.

>>60880830
i'm too depressed without my clown to assemble a cardboard cutout, please help me

>>60881695
I can't translate this tweet for some reason, what does it say?

>>60881695
Man tempus really needs to step up their stars collab game because why is it always the JPs who initiate big events

>>60882261
It's in the picture?

i don't feel so good

>>60881695
AXEL? MINECRAFT? AXEL???

I hope Regus is having fun

>>60882400
The picture was stuck as a thumbnail for me but it works now

>>60882578
who

>>60881695
>the dumb dogs in the same collab
I hope they talk about asses and chinchin together

>>60882578
Altare is probably raping someone right now

>>60882946
Yes, Bettel

>>60881780
Maybe Hakka just wants to cover Bettel's absence. Lack of only one people would make shitty dramas

>>60883081
giwtwm

>>60883081
It should have been meeeee (both of them)

Girldm is having fun ;)

<3

>>60883402
Wrong thread

>>60882946
Why do they keep letting him take breaks, someone think about the environment

I thought Hakka's karaoke was a morning stream, dang

>60879714
even in death he's still cucking them

>>60884100
oh what I thought it was in a few hours too

>>60884100
3D showcase, please understand

>>60885092
Hakka's morning timeslot is usually on 23JST tho, the showcase started an hour before that

I had a dreamt about Altare dieing and people tweeting their condolences I got so scared I woke up.

>>60876051
God, how can one woman be so based

>>60881695
Axel participating is shocking. I wonder if he'll even remember how to play. Sounds great though.

>>60882946
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN MEEEEE

>>60874468
Chu~

>>60874511
:(

>>60881695
dingo will die first i can already tell

>>60886453
Yeah, actually surprised he is participating. Though it could be that he just peeps in and doesn't actually play like he did with rust

>>60886747
He'll die in under a minute just to get it over with

>>60881780
Hakka would die immediately

The forgotten gen...

>>60887731
I haven't forgotten
But they forgot about us

>>60887731
We’ll always have our knowledge of the clitellum

>>60887912
That's true, Justa did a true service to the guild.

do you think the boys will talk about their breaks or do I just have to imagine what happened

>>60887731
Really cute picture

>>60887970
They probably won't acknowledge the break at all, just like they did with other cons

>>60876051
This thread corrupted my brain so much that the first thing I thought when seeing this was that his finger could snap and be lost inside a girls pussy due to bad stitching

>>60888236
how the fuck did /mans/ mindbreak you to this level

>>60888278
Dude idk, once I accepted this is how /mans/ was I think I kinda adapted to it in order to not get too stressed. It's been more than a year now reading constant RAPE RAPE SEX posts every single day

Do they have halo perms because Infinite became a good game finally

>>60888830
Halo perms are weird as in they can get them but they need to reapply for perms for each stream. Might be different for Infinite though

>>60888830
they did (do?), almond played it once upon a time, but iirc its a pain because they have to ask again every time they wanna play so it never became a thing

>>60888830
I've seen two members play Halo Infinite in different opportunities but idk if they can play whenever they want or if it's still that scheduling thing

https://www.youtube.com/live/PV5WU8llucs?si=zsaO3VfYezHp-mEa

https://www.youtube.com/live/aUbRs-iONfI?si=8g4Lx1CbwR0_QQcw

S-Shinri was just being pessimistic last night, right? We'll definitely get Tempus 3D in 2024, won't we?

>>60890345
what happened?

>>60890500
The subject of 3D came up and he was like "I don't know when that's ever going to happen."

>>60890500
Nothing, just Shinri being Shinri.

crazy how one single action changes your entire fucking life forever hugged my plushie like picrel, as i do literally everyday, and suddenly my brain flashbanged me with an image of me like this. im going to actually kill myself this time. how do i go back to before this

>>60892520
Get fixed~

Lmao, oh leader
https://twitter.com/ShinriOOC/status/1714978953620836601

>>60892888
i still want him to kill me as brutally as possible tho so that aint happening unironically i listen to a clip him saying ill kill you from the last ASMR stream so often its disgusting made the video part my lockscreen too

Announcement soon.

>>60894163
Of Magni crawling back after his RM flopped?

>>60892520
>>60893788
>how do i go back to before this
go to sleep

It's too bad Hakka won't be in the Minecraft event. I wanted more Bad Boyz Team.

>>60894498
what and have him harass me in my dreams? hell no id rather stay awake and smash my own head into concrete to forget

I early Tempus so much
https://x.com/tarryego/status/1715198257515880735

>>60895519
Why are you early

>>60895519
I early them too anon ;_;

>>60895772
>>60895779
My brain is deteriorating at the same pace as Axel's I guess kek. I miss them

>>60894541
Tempus are jobbers already, no need for Hakka to die in 2 minutes

>>60896267
Hey man, someone's gotta go first. Hakka would take the pressure off the others.

I miss my wife...

Mrow mrow mrrp

>>60896373
The colored one has to die first huh

>>60897179
Wan wan wan wan wan wan

>>60896373
Axel is gonna die from fall damage, don't worry.

>>60897318
i predict axel is gonna drown

>>60897318
Oh god the inevitable Tempus "THERE'S FALL DAMAGE??"

>>60894305
Please understand.
He burnt out from doing the minimum amount of work.

I don't think Altare has that motivation anymore but I would love to see him pursue that Minecraft Hunger Games idea he had, Temma has been showing that it's possible to organize these stuff with Holostars and management is willing to help turn it into reality, but someone gotta take the helm.

>>60897512
>Minecraft
PLEASE
NO

>>60897512
Didn't Magni talk about him finally getting perms for something minecraft related and was teasing about this project a little but then nothing happened?

>>60897771
But they're literally joining Temma's MC collab

>>60897978
Yeah, we had that talk but then nothing came out of it. I think he had got perms for it then went out to commission a map I think, it's the only thing I can think of

>>60897771
Then go and create better games instead of crying if you hate the only games they have perms for

>>60897512
Altare has been a bit burned out on Minecraft in general recently. Maybe if Temma's event helps reignite the spark for him he'll come up with something ambitious again.

>>60897771
But you don't understand. I love the block game because i beg for collabs!!

>>60881695
>Flayon trying to play super hardcore mode
lmao

>>60881695
>>60898567
Does the whole collab end if one person dies or you have to end your stream if you die?

>>60898842
I'd assume it's individual. There's no way ending after the first person dies would be entertaining.

>>60898403
That is mostly because there isn't anyone else playing it, him not being good at building and not into in the vanilla experience, all of which would be solved by something like Hunger Games or other custom map experiences.
Hell, even the bunch of experiences from the MC Store should be fun if he wants to.

>>60898842
3 minutes streams for 15 men collab...

>>60900293
Altare tried to get permission to do a lot of different things with Minecraft early on, and it seemed like management shot almost all of it down. I can't blame him for getting discouraged.

>>60900506
Yeah it seems like a common occurrence
>Get denied something
>Get mad and depressed
>Settles down with comfort zone

>>60881695
Assuming all of them will open a POV then it'll be such a big overlap hell

>>60900623
They'll die off quick, so it probably won't last long.

>>60900506
He and Hakka only got the discount skyblock too right?

>>60900761
That wasn't Skyblock, that was One Block.

>>60900605
Can't blame them too much
Being continually told to fuck off would eventually make you fuck off

>>60900893
Skill issue

>>60900809
That's what I mean, they weren't able to get the more popular one

>>60901088
Oh yeah, but I wouldn't call it a discount map when it's actually way more complex with all the coding involved but don't mind me, just being pedantic I guess

>>60901150
yeah that's fair. I was just using "discount" to make the point that it was a replacement, but you right

"Do you think snails are cute?"
"I think almost every single living creature is cute"
https://youtu.be/tG-OFR4g4d0?t=6535
So that's a yes then...
After hearing Shinri randomly rattling off gross animal mating facts last night, I want that Shintare VR fishing stream even more.

>>60900302
Is there not a single man out there who can last for hours?

>>60901409
Shinri went on some weird ramblings last night. That, the hug talk, the tasting blood talk, talking in details about the snail mating methods, train traveling, japanese tiny apartments or reforming abandoned houses.
Felt like a crazy fever dream

>>60901611
Those are very normal Shinri topics though? That's just what he's like.

>>60901750
They may be normal topics but it's not often of him to go on so many long tangents in a single stream, he's usually focused on the game but that stream's game doesn't have much going

>>60901611
I liked him talking about the Chucky movies going "Chucky has a family..? When it is my turn to get laid?"

>>60902049
Not very based of him to call Chucky lame, he's supposed to be funny and ridiculous

>>60894163
Vesper's redesign kind of sucked.

>>60901598
I meant if they will end the streams when just one person died. Altare and Shinri would survive longer but Axel and Flayon wouldn't

When sleep deprived last night I wrote a fanfic about the life cycle of an Altventure and I'm not sure why or what to do with it. I think I did it because I've been drawing a lot of Altventures lately.

>>60901598
What, do you think we're machines? We're just normal men

>>60902556
good morning bettel

>>60902638
Huh

>>60902049
I mean, it's a valid question.

>>60902425
share it anon

these lazy whores don't stream

>>60904734
Buy an ad

I miss him so much but I hope he finds happiness in whatever he does

>>60904734
Too busy having orgy so they can produce a new gen in nine months.

>>60905254
for what

>>60903463
Fine here is my cringe fanfic. I apologize that it is long but I have no better way to share this while keeping myself private.

Altventure life cycle notes~

~Reproduction~
Altventures also know as Altventure slimes start off as a piece of slime that became separated from it's origin point. This may be done on purpose or by accident, If multiple Altventures want a baby they can combine a piece from each of them. Once separated this slime piece must not come in contact with any other Altventures for 3 months or it with fuse with them instead.

~Early life~
After 3 month the baby Altventure is born. Baby Altventures are a lighter blue and only have a scarf they lack the light shards adult Altventures have. Once born they seek the slime they were born from for the first month of life during this time they won't eat.

~After 1st month~
After the first month if they found their parent/parents or are adopted by another Altventure they'll take on the normal Altventure blue. If no family is found they will take on a darker blue. At this age the shade of blue symbolizes their mana levels if a young Altventure is running low on mana they will become lighter.

~Childhood for orphan Altventures~
Orphan Altventure babies are darker blue do to evolving higher mana to make up for not having parents. These Altventures will eat everything in order to reach adulthood as fast as possible this includes hunting living things for food. By the 4th month the orphan Altventure would have either passed away or evolved into a glutton Altventure which are larger and more aggressive then standard Altventure. This can be prevent if the orphan is adopted by a human before evolving. If adopted they'll evolve into a giant Altventure which behave the same as normal Altventures they are just bigger. At this point they are standard Altventure blue this however can change as the Altventure learns more about who they wish to be.

~Childhood for standard Altventures~
An Altventure with a family with grow slower over the course of a year until they reach evolution. During this time they may become indistinguishable from an orphan has their high mana near the point of evolution causes them to appear darker. Unlike Glutton and Giant Altventures they may already display unique traits right after evolving to adulthood. This is because they didn't need to worry about surviving as their parents took care of that for them so they get to spent this year learning about themselves.


~Early Adulthood~
Once an Altventure reaches evolution they with instinctively leave of their own in order to evolve further. Sometimes young Altventures will form groups known as Parties so they can take on stronger foes while seeking their true self. Standard variants tend to avoid joining parties with the stronger Glutton or Giant Altventures. This is unless it is a solo one acting as party leader.

~Adulthood~
After about 5 evolutions the Altventure knows who they are pretty well. Once this happens to each slime in the party the party will disband or become a family unite. By this point the Altventure may not even look like a slime anymore depending on how they evolve they however will always have their scarf and at least one light shard. Some Altventures seek to evolve as many times as they can during their life however few have made it passed 5 evolutions, 6 if you included them evolving into an adult.

This is how it was formatted in my text document no idea why as I wrote this while sleep deprived. Anyway This was lame and super autistic so now I shall vanish.

>>60905451
Cute altslimes..

https://twitter.com/LICwiz1103/status/1715267858157187395

>>60906579
Shinri and Flayon's look nice on him. Altare and Hakka's also don't clash too much with his hair color.

>>60905451
Your autism is cute

>>60905451
Posts like this keeps /mans/ pure. Do not be afraid of your autism

>>60905451
cute drawing and im into the lore lol
are you going to do something for the other mascots?

>>60902638
Go back doxxnigger

The accuracy of this impression was just incredible. He really nailed it.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/gp8tdFa4VgU

>>60908077
I forgot just how much he doesn't fit Bettel's model

>>60908192
It's like a Nijisanji hiring. Like the green haired shota guy they cast as a wigger.

>>60907583
Thanks I'm shy about it but I'm slowing learning to embrace my autism.

>>60907825
I want to write one for Hakkittos at least though I won't be able to draw one cuz I cant draw the hair ornament. I'm not sure about other mascots cuz I know very little canon lore for koipanions,axelotls,and machiroons. Not sure about doing one for Vesties or Magmites. Writing one for Phantom requires me making choices about what Phantom is which I'm not sure about doing.

>>60908682
>Can't draw a simple hair ornament
You get to your desk and draw

>>60908682
i can help you by saying that axelotls have no lore, they only love Axel and bite his ankles whole Axel keeps threatening to eat them. In the end they just want kisses and Axel ends up giving them because he loves them too

>>60894163
I could see Magni coming back but not Vesper

>>60908682
I sperged here about Phantom's species and reproductive mannerisms a couple times. Some other anon coined the term zipper dog. Basically I headcanoned Phantom's species relying on sentient beings thinking they were cute in order for them to live and make more of themselves.

Greetings bros, how are we holding up?

>>60908682
If I can do it so can (You)!

Axel tweet something, I know you're still awake

Oh the MC challenge is in 1 week, Tempus will barely have any time for practice kek

>>60909593
Altare and Shinri have played enough Minecraft for a lifetime. Axel and Flayon though...

>>60909770
Have they ever played in hardcore tho?

>>60909838
Do not underestimate the MC autists

>>60909593
Is there much to practice? It's minecraft

>>60909306
Missing the clown and considering the idea of creating a tulpa.

>>60909898
Yeah all they need is Flayon's adhd meds. Who ain't good at minecraft can help by just mining diamonds.

My bootleg boys have arrived! (Ina for scale)

>>60911275
don't like the stache on the magmite but I kinda regret not getting that Phantom.

>>60909954
I hope your clownman sticks to his word and gets his shit together next week *patpat

>>60911275
That's a weird takodachi. Wish I had an official magmite, but bootleg will have to do.

>>60911275
>Not the cute computer magmite

>>60882373
>why is it always the JPs who initiate big events
because they have more people with better chemistry? tempus is down to 6
altare
>only fps collabs, occassional phasmo
axel
>only rpr collabs and big jp events
bettel
>only niji collabs doesn't like JPs
hakka
>collabs a lot but is busy with music to host events
flayon
>too chaotic bad at organizing but will particiapate
shinri
>rarely collabs to begin with

out of all of them only 3 even play minecraft

didn't expect this

>>60911491
Even after the rerun I won't have an official tako; couldn't combine shipping with any other items, and as a result couldn't justify the outrageous shipping price. The estimated release date even overlapped with the tempus mascots that I did order...
>>60911733
Which one? I mostly went with this one because it was bundled with the Phantom; the designer was liquidating Tom stock because the official one was announced.

>>60911860
In all fairness, Altare did try to organize that Pokemon tournament with Astel, and then his Switch died and he lost all his save data for the only game they would have been allowed to use.

im so bored without him

>>60912372
He's bussy having sex with Altare

>>60912040
Did you also not expect this? *Kick*

>>60911275
The only reason I didn't get the mag was because the triangle is supposed to point forward

>>60912781
I am now Regis Altare

there are no black people in tempus anymore

>>60913001
>jobber leader of jobber guild salutes jobber dictator

>>60911860
>they have more people with better chemistry
6tempus collab has good chemistry though. I think tempus is just being optimistic whereas JPs feel they need more hyped events for their fans since they still don't have another concert

I miss magni so much...

>>60913386
Practice your aim.

>>60913386
I miss him a lot too... But then I remember the way he acted right before disappearing and you know, maybe it was for the best

>>60913864
Practice your aim too.

who is scheduled to go menhera during japan arc 2.0?

>>60914531
Altare

>>60914531
my money is on shinri. he may have stopped drinking so much on stream but japan's alcoholism will get to him when he realizes how cheap it is

>>60914722
Shinri has spent some time in Japan in the past, he'll be fine

>>60883402
What?

>>60914573
Altare will thrive in Japan in an incredible twist of his bad luck, you’ll see

>>60915695
maybe all he needs is some time off from family

>>60914835
>he'll be fine
Fuma is gonna molest him the first chance he gets

>>60915851
That filthy tanuki has nothing on the Cursed Roaming Dragon of Xenokuni

>>60915695
This is my theory. Japan loves angsty normies.

>>60915909
>Tanuki

>>60915203
doxxshit don't bite it they were fucking in the bathtub

Tell me the type of content you will freak once you join Tempus.

Death to doxxshitters.

>>60916159
doxxtellion are the new doxxmite, both are the scum of Tempus.

>>60915909
>tanuki
he's an araiguma aka trash panda

Idk what even are the doxxposts anymore, I see complaining but have no idea what they are referencing

Well folk told me to draw the Hakkito so I drew the darn Hakkito. I hated drawing the hair ornament which I knew I would. Anyway here is the autistic hakkitto life cycle.

Hakkito life cycle notes~

~Reproduction~
Hakkitos are born from excess curse energy of the exorcist Banzoin Hakka.They start off as a purple egg which is given to an older Hakkito to raise. Some Hakkitos will pair up to care for the egg when these pairs form they pair up for life. After about a month the egg hatches into a baby Hakkito.

~Infancy~
Hakkitos lack their hair ornament at birth. They are small and a much darker then adult Hakkitos. For the first month of life they never leave the nest and completely rely on their care giver/care givers.

~Childhood to Adulthood~
After a month they molt there baby feathers. They are now the normal Hakkito purple but the top of their wings are white and black. During this time they join their care giver/care givers and learn how to survive in the wild. Over the course of a year they will have a 4 additional molts, 1 about every 3 months. During the final molt their white and black feathers turn purple indicating they are now an adult.

~Adulthood ritual~
Becoming an Adult is a big deal to Hakkitos as it means finally being able to serve Banzoin Hakka. When a Hakkito reaches adulthood all other Hakkitos in the area gather around to celebrate. This celebration ends with the newly adult Hakkito being even a hair ornament made with their white and black feathers from their final molt by the Hakkito/Hakkitos who raised them. This is why all Hakkitos have these ornaments as they were gifts to celebrate reaching adulthood.

~Adulthood~
A newly adult Hakkito will attempt to do everything they can to get praise from Banzoin Hakka. This often leads them to get into trouble when attempting to be helpful. Young and cocky they tend to assume they are stronger then they are which is a big issue because if the pass away the curse energy in them returns to Banzoin Hakka which risks his curse getting worse. As such young adults are often scolded by the older Hakkitos who know that Hakka needs the Hakkitos to survive. As they start to mellow out when then they realize that dying hurts Hakka.

Not sure If I'll do this for other mascots cuz I not sure I can draw them. Maybe Machiroons cuz they are just black slimes with cat ears and a tail. Axelotls might also be work but I am not sure about Koipanions and Phantom. I'm very rusty with art as I haven't drawn anything in years do to prolonged artist block which tempus broke me out of.

>>60916497
Adorable.

>>60916497
Awww, he came out really nicely anon! Thanks for your posts, they are adorable

>shinri menshi post
Oh I'm glad I didn't watch it yesterday, because I kept waiting for it to start but they apparently had two waiting rooms and the one I was in didn't work.

I miss him

eh, dead hours so.. Uyu is playing Zombid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26SFdOxnAYQ

>>60917682
I miss Zomboid...watching Altare play that was really fun

>>60916497
love

Happy birthday to my favorite stupid spoiled whore

>>60916497
CUTE! Lovely headcanons as well

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rb_0RxzCbu8

>made this shiny animation, plus a new opening, just to graduate
Why did he do it
Just why

Feels like the last 2 years are just wasted effort.

>>60916497
Cute little birbo

>>60918369
>made this shiny animation
it was all done already, retard, it's just a bunch of fan animations stitched together

>>60917960
Oshi. Whore. Fuhrer. Maglord.

>>60918775
Someone had to stitch it together giga-brain. He did all that shit for nothing. THere was no point. Why did he put in effort, only to quit. Mindbogglignglig.

>>60919147
Love forever

>>60919433
I hope this artist is doing well

>>60919251
>giant ramp up of effort to the anniversary, new models, new intros and outros, original/cover song drops, collabs planned, projects planned, summer of holostars on the horizon
>believing that they just voluntarily quit and dunked their careers in the trash can
it hurts that we can never know the truth but constantly attacking the alumni for something that they probably didn't want either is useless. as the boys have said, they're still all friends, and mag and ves are out there in elysium somewhere, they're just not adventuring with the guild anymore. no hard feelings.

https://twitter.com/maplemersh26/status/1715497892868149459

>>60920406
>>believing that they just voluntarily quit and dunked their careers in the trash can
It was their decision to leave, and as you said we'll never know the truth but I really don't think that the rrat of some evil force making them quit has legs.

https://twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1715502068197429602

>>60920902
Flayon... what are you going to do with that?

>>60921014
Stick it in your urethra

>>60920936
I honestly believe Vesper quit, or at least demanded such stupidly large benefits when renegotiating his contract that he knew Cover would never agree with his demands.
Magni... I'm not so sure.

>>60921254
It's stupid to keep rehashing this forever since we do not know but Vesper could have had some panic about all the plans and he just realized that it would be best for everyone if he left. Magni is a fragile indecisive bitch(lovingly) who had the busiest summer of his life, who knows what he was thinking

>>60920969
I always felt like Bettel streams are like jingling keys

https://www.youtube.com/live/H7_5_mAouTs?feature=share

>>60922128
>only two members alive for the weekend
>still overlaps direcrtly on koimenshi
sasuga dingo

>>60921466
Miserably jingling bells

>>60922226
His overlapping senses tingle when there's a Tempus stream around, its honestly really funny

>>60922128
>makes schedule
>supposedly won't overlap with anyone
>FUCK IT WE OVERLAP

>>60917389
This is going to be a rough weekend bros

>>60922128
Why is he like this?

https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1715508742622769396

the happy merchant

>>60923112
Stay strong Axel! I believe in you! But take some time to rest as well

;_;

When he had to take care of his family, it was probably about comforting them/himself huh

Orange men, you're our only hope now

Oof. I think Axel should take a break too honestly

I’m watching the boys pretending they’re my friends cuz my two best friends fell in love with each other and have now fucked me off from hanging out with them since there so in love
I love aniki and altare they’re keeping me goin rn

>>60924184
I just pretend 4chan and by extension /mans/ are my friends because I haven't had any in a decade desu

>>60924184
I-I'm sorry to hear that, anon... I hope you have more friends that appreciate you.
If not, might as well get to know some tempura

>>60924183
Same, but he probably is using being busy to keep himself from thinking about things. We all saw how having too much free time affects him when he was in Japan

we hate regis altare

>>60924184
It's alright, you'll make it sis.

>>60924254
Have you ever thought that Tempus doesn't actually exist and this entire thread is just an illusion to help you deal with the crippling loneliness?

>>60924254
I used to do that but 90% of anons here are so damn supportive and nice I felt like I could talk to y’all about the boys and my feelings forever, but I must stay away for my mental health and self improvement, but I do appreciate you friend :D

>>60924183
real, it's not really the time to be streaming...

>>60924183
Sometimes you just gotta keep your mind busy in order to not think about certain things.

What's going on

Love the dingo

>>60924497
You're about to see Axel in his most depressive moment yet.

>>60924570
Oh is he gone

>>60924754
no, not yet at least.

>>60924271
I got some but most are away for college right now besides the two that are now fucking.
tempura scare me, I like talking anonymously with y’all but I feel a bit weird if I join like a tempura discord since I feel like majority of the fan base are women and I’m a guy
>>60924404
*smooch* I’ll go Lift weights to keep my mind off things

>>60924789
Lifting won't make the feels go away, but that is good nonetheless. Also some of the best people I've meet were from 4chan so take that as you will.

>>60924917
>best people I've meet were from 4chan
Easy kills then?

>>60924986
Easiest kill streak of your life. Funny you say that though, we've been out shooting together and no one has gotten shot yet.

>>60924917
Please…please don’t say that lifting won’t makes the feels go away, the boys, lifting, and the desire to draw are the only thing keeping me going until dragons dogma 2/new monhun, but maybe I’ll look around and see how I feel about talkin to other tempura but for now I must get sexy to make aniki proud

Give lots of love to Axel today anons

>>60925351
Gotta deal with the source of the problem, Axel would be proud of you for taking care of yourself but he'd be disappointed if you didn't deal with the core issue. Go out and make friends, might they be tempura or whoever.

>>60925391
I will don’t worry, that man gave me the push to fix my life after being in the hole for so long, I’ll send him lots of love, I honestly think he should take a break from school, shits gotta be rough juggling university and vtubing

>>60925539
Yeah I know…fighting off the loneliness and low self esteem is just hard especially after slowly losing 2 friends that were always there for me up until a year ago when they started dating and have blown me off completely, but I won’t let it consume me, I’ll contact my friends at Uni and see if they wanna draw with me but for the mean time, I’m gonna watch hakkas Spanish zatsus while drawing, it’s scary how pretty much every Latino has had such a similar childhood, but him in particular…hakkas such a strong birb

With everyone taking the weekend off, maybe I will draw my bettelionsona

>>60926179
Post it here I wanna see :D

>tfw you'll never be in a bathtub with leader

IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME

>>60926598
I'm always with Leader, in his heart that is and in his walls >:3

>>60926598
bro das gay

>>60925391
>>60926598
is this menshi talk or dox

>>60926598
where did he say that

>>60926808
it is unfortunately doxx weekend with altare, magni, bettel, bettel 2 and flayon

>>60926808
it's dox. twitchcon is happening this weekend.

>>60926808
latter

>>60925917
Nah, I feel ya man. Small steps, do things you enjoy where you can meet other people who share a similar interest. Like, I enjoy driving a local canyon road to me. There's a parking area about half way through where other car people gather so I end up getting to know people and make new friends. It's a great experience, just gotta take those small steps friend.

>>60926808
oh damn I thought it was just a yume doing yume things

>>60926598
you know you have a site to discuss these things, right?

>>60926895
>>60926897
>doxxing harder

>>60927111
you're gonna have to learn to recognise and flag bait if the doxxers keep crossposting here

Has Shinri ever expressed any interest in doing handcam streams? For some reason I find it hard to picture him ever doing one.

>>60926598
kys
>>60926808
doxxshit, just report and move on

>>60927340
he wanted to but not gonna happen with his current* living situation

*current and forever

>doxxposting
All I'm going to take from this is that Altare is working his way through Tempus to prove that despite his stature, he is a power Top.

>>60927340
he has, the only reason he can't do them its because he has roommates and they all have different schedules so hes never sure how much time hed have to do a handcam stream. same thing as why his karaokes are extra rare.

I love this guy like you wouldn't believe!!! Thank you guys for wanting to send Axel some extra love today, that's really very sweet of all of you and I'm glad. Please! If you do have Axel's menshi then send him some extra nice words once you have the time- this guy deserves that at the very least! Seriously he puts in nothing but effort, and is an exceptionally kindhearted person (even if he doesn't see himself that way). Still having a stream today for the axelotls when he has a ton more assignments to do, love you Axel and good luck with them. I wish you and your family nothing but good tidings. We all love you very much!!! Please go get something nice to eat after stream, a nice treat that you haven't had in a while maybe? Not KFC. I hope that you're able to sleep well these days and I hope you're always happy and healthy!!!!
AXEL LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AXEL SUPER LOVE!!!!!
MAGNI AND VESPER LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!! I miss him. I cried this morning since its the 21st now, and I still feel like doing so, I don't really have the mental capacity right now for anything more than this. I hate loss, you can call me dumb for crying over this, but I don't like feeling loss. I hope that Magni is happy and I hope that he's safe. I love you too Magni.

>>60927613
>I hope that Magni is happy
We are.

>and I hope that he's safe.
Debatable.

>>60927568
I still wonder if his roommates heard him when he was doing his period simulator stream

>>60927111
fuck off back to your hugbox

>>60927893
Nice, Hakka would be proud.

>>60927529
can't believe Shinri's missing out on this and Axel isn't there to challenge him.

>>60927893
Cute.

>>60927893
don't show it to hakka, he'll get hard

>>60927893
Hakka's gonna get raped

>>60927613
AXEL LOVE! I miss him so much as well, I wish him the best and I hope Axel can still meet them both one day

>>60927893
aww, beardies are such nice pets. love and cherish that lil guy

>>60927893
Is this one of Hakka's lost sons?

Why did Bettel have to """"""""""get sick"""""""""""" this week?

>>60928394
He didn't get sick? He clearly stated why he was taking a break

>>60926895
>Going to a convention
>During a pandemic
New boys when?

>>60927893
ugly

Feel extra bad for Axel man, his guildmates are having fun and on top of that there might be bad news about the chonk. Axel really deserves a break

>>60928522
Sad dox news is still dox news

>>60927613
Thanks doc!
Stay strong, we love you as much as we love Tempus!

>>60928513
dont be mean he's just a little guy

>>60928585
Them being in twitchcon isn't really a doxx when they are all taking a break at the same time

>>60927671
>>60928230
>>60928522
>>60928594
Love you guys, and thank you for loving Axel. And Magni as well even after all these months, if you do.

>>60928511
Probably never with how bad the backlash from VG's debut was, and how Tempus is general has been growing backwards since then.

>>60928585
??

>>60928753
Tempus really has stagnated in growth but they do have a dedicated fanbase.
I unironically believe that StarsID is the best move that Cover can make right now. JP is saturated and EN wouldn't be able to support another batch to the same level

I just noticed YATTA hit 800k, nice

>>60928394
can you point it to where he said he got sick? You're very dumb for someone trying to doxx shit

You fags loop the same shit every time

>>60928522
what's the chonk?

>>60928881
this is so cute, I wish they were charms

DINGO ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7_5_mAouTs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7_5_mAouTs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7_5_mAouTs

AXEL ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7_5_mAouTs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7_5_mAouTs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7_5_mAouTs

MAMA ON THE MENSHI TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/@JosuijiShinri/membership

>>60928881
AXEL ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7_5_mAouTs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7_5_mAouTs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7_5_mAouTs
>>60928881
YATTA!

>>60928941
weird looking koipanion...

>>60928941
>fags
One fag, the recipe is always exactly the same

>>60928944
Jerry

>>60929074
Jerry is a skeleton

Is anyone on the telly I wonder

>>60928511
The pandemic is over.
Now it's all about global proxy war.

>>60928754
No chu?
Damn, you really ARE down in the pits. I'm sorry.

>>60929121
I wish someone would let us know if someone was on the telly

>>60929110
Bettelion are like Americans where nothing else exists in the world

kek happy birthday magni

the depression made me go out and buy a jar of peanut butter again...

Axel...

I'm never going to be freed from Kintama Bros god damnit

I can't wait to see this thread die.

AXEL FUCK YOU I'm crying

>>60929271
Take pictures; I wanna know what breed Timemutt is.

>>60929271
Peanut butter anon, no...

>>60929281
Please bake when you can push us to page 11 I want to leave asap

>>60928753
It was just cry babies who wanted more girls and now they have them.

so I did a machiroon one now I have to figure out to draw the other mascots for this.

Machiroon Life Cycle notes~

~Reproduction~
Machiroon reproduction is near identical to Altventure reproduction as they are both species of slimes. There are 3 key differences between Altventure and Machiroon reproduction. The first key difference is do to the magnetic nature of Machiroons they can not reproduce accidentally. The second is The slime piece does not need to be left alone it just can not interact with the Machiroon/Machiroons it came from. This is because Machiroons are metal slimes which can manipluate magnent waves preventing them from assorbing loose pieces. Machiroons cant however prevent themselves from adsorbing part of them so the parents must not approach. The last difference is it only takes a machiroon slime piece a month to become a Machiroon.

~Early life~
A Machiroon's parents are near by when they awake as Machiroons can sense when it is time for their baby will wake up. Normally Machiroons make 2 to 6 babies at one time. This is do to the feline instinces of Machiroons. New born Machiroons lack tails.

~First month~
During the first month of life Machiroons only eat scrape metal which their parents provide for them. This often gets adult Machiroons in trouble as they care not where the metal comes from as their babies need to eat meaning they will steal any metal they can. This includes tools,jewelry,and other such metals. Baby Machiroons are not fussy about the type of metal or the condition the metal is in they will eat it happily.

~Second month to Adulthood~
After a month has past the baby Machiroon is much bigger and is ready to leave the den with its parents. At this time the Machiroon now has a tiny numb tail. Now their diet isn't limited and they will try to each anything they can get a hold of. They will eat and and play over a period of 6 months when they evolve into an Adult Machiroon. Young Machiroons if left to their own devices will keep eating as such the parents need to stop their baby from eating. Parents that fail to do so or Young Machiroons that get lost they will continue to eat until they evolve into a large glutton Machiroon. The amount of time this takes depends on how much food is in the area the machiroon is located.

~Glutton Machiroons~
Glutton Machiroons don't loose their appetite and will continue to eat and get larger some even participate in cannibalism. This will only stop when the Machiroon evolves into a King Machiroon.

~Standard Machiroons~
Standard Machiroons loose the desire to eat everything upon evolving. Most Machiroons don't worry about evolving further instead they focus on adsorbing metal for the armor Standard Machiroons can make with the metal in their body. As well as mastering the magnetic manipulating in order to use it to float when in armor form.

Well I'm not sure which to do next probably Axelotl as I think I can draw them. Now my autistic ass needs to stop before I forget to sleep because I'm to busy focusing on creating this stuff.

I played this No Umbrellas Allowed game, the English translation has a lot of typos and esl mistakes.

>>60929550
perfect for axel

>>60928522
>Being with a bunch of sweaty, smelly, spergs
>Fun
No way fag

>>60929584
kek

>>60929591
>hanging out with your friends
>not fun
only fag is you

>>60928753
"""""EN3""""" beggars gonna beg
I'll give you a spoiler, they're going to beg for EN4 as soon as they get sick of the current girls. All of them are fucking fake fans.

>>60929520
cute cute cute
> they care not where the metal comes from as their babies need to eat meaning they will steal any metal they can
also kek i can see this very clearly

>>60929520
CUTE, nice to see you are doing the other mascots

Is Axel going to have to read a lot

Oh Jerry...

Axel deserves the world, please let him have easier time soon

Jerry o7

axel... he doesn't know the most basic things about his guildmates

Axel is broke again, stop all the music projects bro

Man.. my dog was just like that too Axel :/

>>60930275
Same...at least he isn't in denial about it...

>>60930419
the problem isn't even denial or anything, it's seeing your pet suffering and not being able to actively help, feeling powerless.

>>60930275
Yeah, I had a guinea pig who lived for a long long time, and she was in the same spot when she died. I'm glad that Axel's putting priority onto Jerry and spending good time with him. Hope he has lots and lots of photos of that lil guy.

>>60929676
Thank you. I thought It was I cute idea. I could see a machiroon trying to steal pieces of the R-Trus when Flayon is doing maintenance on it.

>>60929696
People seemed to want it and I need a creative outlet as I was taking a step back from my Nature Anon posts I was doing. It also encourage me to draw more which as someone who was struggling with artist block is a good thing.

Did Aniki comment on the talking ballsack yet?

>>60929520
All this makes me want a mascot vpet game

>>60927529
This is the correct take.

>>60931236
Oh that would be super cute.

>>60907887
bro I literally just joked about it being bettel because of
>We're just normal men

you're dumb as shit

>>60927893
They love him back...

>>60931823
P-platonically, right?

>She has a fucking barcode on her neck
Rikka...

Aren't people sick of all these pseudo retro horror games yet

>furry shit shows up
>"let's gooo"
Shinri...

Ads on livestreams is the worst youtube update

How long is Hakka on break for?

>>60932916
30 minutes
>>60932864
CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE

HAKKA ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCJ8vmeNahQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCJ8vmeNahQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCJ8vmeNahQ

This BGM is funky

>>60932916
5 days? I don't really remember

I'm watching some horror stuff with Shinri, Axel working a pawn shop and hearing Hakka's karaoke

Every time Hakka goes is this too loud am I too quiet and then blast us with BGM and then tweaking the volumes I want to FUCKING STRANGLE HIM WOULD IT KILL YOU TO TEST YOUR AUDIO YOU FUCKER???