/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Refreshed version of the hololive suitable axis.

>>60818789
If you wizards don't Magicka collab you are worth less than nothing to me.

WE LOVE CASTING SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLS

>>60817849
NTA but I wanted to say that 3rd party apps like 7tv or Chatterino will show a message if someone is timed out or permabanned, even if you aren't a mod. They also highlight first time messages.
I'm probably the only person here who uses Chatterino though...

>>60818861
I think Koikawa should be higher up but maybe to the left a bit. Miri shouldn't be there at all because it hurts every time I see her face

Today, 3 or 4pm EST, healing and enjoying stream.

>>60818861
I’m the op for the original and I like this one a lot better. My apologies for sowing discord. 95% guess work based on models.

>>60818861
For your information, anon, I actually HAVE considered playing Minecraft. I’d just rather do it when I’ve found suitable collab partners for it, because Minecraft is more fun with friends. I also want to make a new skin.

And Suika Game, I initially wanted to do it but my Switch’s battery is toast right now, I don’t have a Switch capture card and now the developers don’t want people to stream it apparently. I don’t want to play the Hololive version because I don’t want to talk about corpos on stream if I can avoid it, and I’ve considered maybe playing Denpo but I’d like to get Denpafish’s permission to play it live first.

I want to mainly use my streams to play games I have on my radar but haven’t had the chance or an excuse to play before. But I do love Minecraft, I’ll play it eventually.

>>60818862
I’ve heard about this and I think it’d be a great idea! I’ll talk to Manasong and maybe Geltaran (hooded green eyes wizard) to see if we can get something going.

Hey Geltaran, if you’re reading this hit me up on Twitter or wherever you’d like! I think you’re cool and I’d love to work with you sometime

>>60818861
Mond's suitabilty should be lower since she exclusively plays OSRS. Merlie deserves a higher ranking. Perhaps Kuku could be slightly lower. The rest seems just right.

>>60818861
>iriya in the bottom left corner
idk why this makes me laugh but it does

good morning!
>>60814893
not today sadly, maybe on friday or on the weekend

>>60819074
Good. Also, I'm not a wizard but if you want a fourth to cap things off I would be willing to fill! Or maybe we can find a secret wizard somewhere else, I don't know.

>>60819210
GM Cheen!

>>60819151
I feel the same but with momo in the direct centre.

>>60819233
If the others are okay with it, why not? Hit me up, Twitter, Discord, your preference. I’ll probably get back to you sooner on Twitter though

>>60816942
I don't think vita will ever stream on his own but I think that there are some /asp/ies that could convince him to become a chuuba.

For the socialites, how do you tell the difference between when to reply vs DM someone? I want to make more friends but I'm too scared to talk one on one without it feeling forced.

>>60813665
>I dunno how to stream from my phone
Keitaro you dummy, you don't stream from your phone, you grab an android emulator like BlueStacks or LDPlayer and stream that.

>>60818861
>>60818925
I wonder what criteria there is for being Hololive suitable. I don't swear and am generally good at following rules, but I'm not good with kayfabe or being idol-like. Also I've only been streaming at irregular times with no schedule, which is bad for any corpo.

As for wanting to join Hololive, I think it would be interesting and I do like some of their streamers, but I would hate having to stream on YouTube.

>>60797872
You've been kind & friendly to me.
You provided a lot of help & explanation when I asked you about something. More than was really needed. And I appreciate that.
I see that as a show that you're most likely just a good person in general. HanBun LOVE

>>60818861
How does a brickman land right at the edge of the Danger Quadrant?

>>60819500
Golems are docile and helpful beings.

>>60819500
The chart only makes sense if you assume that point of vtubing is to join Hololive.

>>60819311
no I won't abandon my viewerbros, also I don't have a pc to stream from anyways

Good morning /asp/
Who's streaming today that I can check out?

>>60819748
Today or right now?

>>60819770
Either one

Who did Keitaro raid into?

>>60819821
My hole

how do i upload videos straight from my google drive to YouTube?

>>60818861
i don’t want to join hololive, i feel like i would be too limited because i have quite the potty mouth. not that i can’t tone it back though, but id rather not. but i do aim to join a corpo someday! i’m more of a small corpo type of gal.
i love that i’m walking the edge of the lines for unsuitable and suitable lol

>>60820266
How much are you into voyeurism?

>>60818861
Perfectly balanced, as all things should be. I'm a jack of all trades

>>60820289
WHY?

>>60820789
You said you like walking the edge between unsuitable and suitable. That reeks of someone with a voyeurism fetish.

>>60820855
well, NO
>she walks the line for unsuitable and suitable, must have a voyeurism fetish
how do you hop, skip and jump to that conclusion by the way

Need /asp/ie oshi to love and cherish

>>60821312
It's not a huge leap to assume that one facet of your personality permeates into other areas of your life.

So... Why are (You) still inactive in your socials?

>>60822527
Ermm actually I'm too active... it's a problem...

>>60822527
People don't like it very much.

>>60822527
Too busy doing literally anything else.

>>60822527
Because I am not a woman.

>>60821432
i’ll bite, do i seem like that type of gal anon

>>60822967
Yes.

>>60822967
Yes

I miss you

>>60822967
Yes

There was a post a few threads ago about drinking alcohol while streaming. An related question I'm wondering is which /asp/ie would you like to see drink on stream & why? Are they too reserved & you want to see them relaxed? Maybe see how wild they truly can get?

>>60823344
>>60823107
>>60823175
you are all the same person and you can’t convince me otherwise
my feelings are hurt, anon

>>60823445
It’s not a bad thing. You’re sweet and cute.

>>60823410
I go absolutely balls to the walls when I’m drunk so it would probably be entertaining but I don’t like drinking.

>>60823445

>>60823445

who is live?

>>60822527
But I am active tho I'm no vtuber

Belarusian (both the nationality AND the language) only has one "S" btw

Playing Backpack Battles! I've been watching a few streamers play this recently, seemed pretty fun and it's free so I figured I'd try it out.

https://www.twitch.tv/koikawakei

>>60823856
Me!

I only said yes to mess with you.

>>60819729
one day I'll beat you in dead hour mahjong and force you to stream just need to learn the game first...

>>60819323
Right! That's what I was thinking via something like bluestacks but then again the whole "I beat all the content in the game" thing applies again... I don't think watching me attempting to plat raids would be very fun lmao. Story readalong would've been but I already read everything!

I hope someday things get better for all aspies/viewers and the fights stop

>>60818861
why is keitaro in the menhera quadrant?

i love aspies

>>60824698
We love you too

>>60823445
You give off analsex energy

>>60824736
nah, you don't... i can see that. but i will be ok. i just want you to know I do love you. i always did.

>>60818861
Haru deserves to be moved into the good boy quadrant.

>>60824436
It was him who made those posts? With how bad he is at mahjong he is essentially asking to stream.

eepy thread

Yanking harus tail while fucking him in the ass and asking him questions about Scotland

>>60826546
This gave me a funny mental image of quizzing him on Scotland's history and pumping his ass every time he gets a question wrong. Thanks.

>>60826546
Is it too soon to feel nostalgic about the threads being full of horny people for Haru and other babi chubbas?

>>60827352
It's been less fun to be horny about Haru since he stopped replying.

>>60827006
>>60826546
Haru is for handholding at the beach while watching the sunset, not for premarital sex.

>>60827764
quick 5 minute marriage then sex sex sex sex sex sex

ART STREAM - Doodling my friends and apprentices! - Merlie Azoth Ch.

https://www.twitch.tv/merlieazoth

>>60824296
your voice is very nice, there's some fry to it that gives me asmr tingles, very comfy

>>60824746
WHAT THE FUCK NO

>>60824376
>>60823797
>>60823739
vpns (i am coping)

>>60828380
they'll keep teasing you if you keep responding you goob

>>60828636
She knows. She's playing along. Clever girl.

I'm gonna pick up chibi Rinna and treat her like one of those cats that those villains from Saturday morning cartoons keep. A lap cat, kept for the express purpose of petting and treating affectionately while I'm monolouging at someone.

>>60828901
i am perfectly okay with this, and want art of chat holding me as such

>>60825353
We should do this, for Lord of the Boards.

It's two months into the three month deadline my L2D artist gave me and they don't have anything to show me yet. I paid in full up front, should I be worried yet?

>>60818861
Why is Digby included? He is like early Gen 4.

>>60829239
What is that, i see my name mentioned - love rinna
>>60829477
they haven’t sent you a sketch or anything? i would be a little worried, would reach out for an update and ask for some sort of proof of having started

>>60828427
Rinna accept my friend request I want to send you an ASMR script

So I have a question. I am considering debuting on twitch next tuesday, while also trying to make small videos on youtube. How and where(else) could I promote myself? Which hashtags on twitter should I use to help make myself exist?

>>60829477
You got a written agreement right? RIGHT?

>>60818861
its so obvious that Kuku made this

>>60801374
Reposting in the new thread and a different (more active) timezone.

Lord of the Board 2 isreal and its time to defend the title.

I tried to prime the pump on this a month ago but its time to get ready for Lord of the Board 2. Our rep is already made (because he won the first event) but we do have a couple things to consider on the new edition.

1) If you have something you would think would look cool on a sign in the crowd around the ring (held by a person in the audience) post it as a reply. Otherwise I'll just tell them to use the ones we had last time.

2) I think we should enter the tag-team portion of the event because it sounds like a lot of fun. If and assuming we do, who would you want to see as a tag team partner? Post replies with who you would want to see or think would be cool to pair with. If there's enough debate I'll make a poll. It sounds like /choc/ may be interested but I'm willing to take ideas to other threads if there are suggestions.

Other than that, no special input is needed from you or from me, really. The event is self-managed and all of the information about how the event will go forward is in the thread linked above. If you enjoy ECW then I'm sure you'll enjoy a (second) opportunity to stunt on the rest of /vt/.

>>60829637
I got the sketch before they started and before I paid, it looks great, just having nothing else yet is a little scary!
>>60829787
The best I have is what they said on Discord...

>>60829847
Does he hate iriya or something? Does HE want to fuck Rura instead?

>>60829903
Poke them a bit and ask for an update. You're a paying customer.

>>60829879

>>60829947
True... I'm a bit scared to be too pushy I guess!

>wanna follow some /asp/ies on Twitter
>only seen their stuff offline by lurking and don't want to seem like an autist following them out of nowhere

>>60830064
Nigger...After 2 months of no updates, I'd be breaking their door down unless they have it specifically in their TOS what the timeline of the updates is and even then it would be very bizarre for no update to be given after they're meant to be 2/3s of the way through.

>>60829913
He is a faggot (literally) trying to astroturf that he is the ideal twink, when Haru, Beryl, Daiya, etc. have been around for a while.

>>60830139
?????? that's literally how twitter works. Plus you're here so it isn't out of nowhere. Stop being a dumb dumb and just follow/interact with them.

>>60830182
why are there so many twinks?

>>60829692
who are u
>>60829879
YEAH CHOC TEAMUP
>>60829903
okay that’s good at least, still reach out, or do you want mommy to ask for you

>>60830179
On one hand, they said about 3 months, on the other, I'm scared it's going to be rushed in the last month and not great...

>>60829903
luckily discord messages can still work. But if you really wanna be careful take screenshots of the conversation and save them. If you REALLY wanna be careful copy the message IDs in a document as well

>>60830232
Rimuv

I WANT A NURSING HANDJOB FROM RINNA

>>60830139
they would be shitty chuubas if they DIDN'T want followers and more interactions. You'll more than anything make them happy

>>60830139
If you are a smaller/newer account, they won't get a new follower notification.

>>60830214
Comfort zone. It's so easy to appeal to men. Trying to appeal to women is like walking through a minefield.

>>60830139
The only way to make connections in this world is to be the one to extend the olive branch anon. Just take that first step and hit the follow button. I'm sure they'll appreciate it!

>>60830418
are there any /asp/ie males that are appealing to women?

>>60829847
I'd love to be in hololive but I don't think I am anywhere near what they want or what it takes. I barely know most of the people on this chart and I think out of the ones I know both Merlie and Momomo are better corpo material :y

>>60830312
what does this even MEAN

>>60830468
I love Momo but he would never get picked by a corpo with that accent.
If there was a German branch, he would fit right in.

>>60830466
The only one who openly says he's for girls is Iriya and if his ASMR is anything to go by, he knows what he's doing (hurry up and get your model you stupid menhera fuck).
But I've seen Daiya get posted in /cbdct/ semi-frequently. He probably knows it too.

>>60830492
It's where I lay my head in your lap, you lean over me so I can suck on your boobs and you give me a hand job. I refuse to believe you don't know these things and are deliberately acting coy.

>>60830468
If you're a male why would you want to join hololive? You'd be working your ass off and making only 30% of what the girls make.

Not to mention unrealistic expectations.

>>60830634
i thought nursing would’ve been like, a cute nurse not like THAT.. you guys think i am way more knowledgeable than i actually am

>>60830733
It is cute, what are you talking about?

>another case of latinos taking over the chat

Send more Daiya more Maros!!!
Pls
https://marshmallow-qa.com/f9a3uzfvjxubk91

>>60830733
I mean, you can have a nurses outfit on while giving a nursing handjob, there's no reason the two need be mutually exclusive

>>60830376
>small
Define small

>>60830837
Where? I want to be with my fellow latinx folk

>>60830312
this but from Haru

I need an erotica of RinnaXReader where she tries to act all innocdnt but in the end she unleashes all her /choc/ power

Vtubing was worth it

>>60831026
I want you to die

>>60831368
So cute!

>>60831432
It's okay, one day you will come to accept me as a fellow latinx

lava lava lava lava lava lava lava

>>60831734
Calm down cheen

>>60830675
I want to talk to my oshi, if only once.
I also have a stable full-time job but it's not very demanding so I would like to go down to doing that half-time and make online content too.
Also I like idol culture.

Who are the menheras? I want to be emotionally abused

>>60831218
Why would you want that from a boy? There's nothing there for the nursing part.

>>60832091
sucking on his boy tiddy

i forgot my own second tail and made myself fluffy

>>60832157
SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX FUCK THE CAT FUCK THE CAT AAAAAAAA SEX

>>60832157
i love this

>>60832188
yall need jesus

>>60832157
this is cute

>>60832122
That's gay.

>>60832242
Yes. And?

>>60832157
>>60832188

>>60831754
lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lava lavalava lava lava lava lava lava lava

>>60832262
Haru is made for busty girls.

>>60830556
T-T B-But aren't accents cute ..? Half the hologirls have accents... Or is mine just not Asian enough...? Although I guess Kiara exist : /

Jokes aside, yeah. Accent sucks ass lmao. So I agree with you there, it's the reason why I don't have any corpos or anything in sight anyways

>>60832362
Haru is made for delivering his awoomfies babies

I love denpafish!

>>60832149
ONE FEAR

>>60832362
>>60832434
Haru is made for my penis in his butt,

>>60832499
Wrong, he is for cuddling under a warm blanket while a snowstorm is passing by.

>>60832157
PET THE CATTO
LAVISH THE CATTO WITH AFFECTION
RENDER MY WORLDLY POSSESSIONS TO THE CATTO

>>60832434
>>60832499
>>60832565
Haru is made for putting litters of heckhound puppies in the world.

>>60832648
Stop it, Haru is not for lewd stuff only wholesome stuff like hugs<3

all of you are wrong, Haru is for using his knotted cock to vandalize all of my holes and make me his bitch

>>60824539
i think itd be fun but im still too shy to talk in your chat sorry ;;

>>60832413
Accents are fine as an indie but when you represent the ENGLISH branch of a corpo, it has to be very minimal. You can’t compare yours to Kiara.
The only exception is the JP from XSOLEIL who joined just to skip the academy.

>>60833095
Haru is the softest softboi I've heard in quite some time, he's not vandalizing your holes unless you're softer than he is
And that just means that I'M going to use each of your holes in kind to warm my cock

>>60830466
Menhara woman here, only Iriya is BFE, but I’ll list a couple of dudes I like:
Ace is ikemen BFE material and he has the potential to go to the moon with it (but his brotubing is also cool).
Beryl is breedable and relatable to my shut-in ass even if he’s not even trying to go for my demographic.
Camui does not appeal to me because he kind of gives off “typical playground bully hunk” energy but maybe that might fascinate some people?
Digby has this accent that I’d imagine would be quite polarising but I don’t care and wish to cuddle him while he games.
Hanbun is perhaps a little too based & Aussie for my taste but he has charisma from an objective point of view. Also he streams during dead hours which definitely impact his reach.
Kankuro is slightly autistic in an endearing sense that gets you attached even though he jokes about being the definition of seiso. He gives off “into dommy mummy” energy as well.
Kuku is newer so this will change, but he has a pleasant voice (not talking about the karacroakes) and motivates me to do better with his energy. His content is so chill and is right up my alleyway too.
Iriya… holy menhara, I won’t deny I’m also crazy but this is another level that I have no competition in. He’s gonna attract a lot of girls with the “I can fix him” mentality, masochists, or both.
Momomo is once again going to polarise people with his accent but that won’t stop him if he ever did the BFE route. He’s an honest guy (without giving omega based energy) and I like his laugh.
Slushy would skyrocket in fame if there was a female fanbase for Yu Gi Oh. Unlike Kankuro who has this seiso veiling this “if you know, you know” energy, Slushy is wholesomely autistic in a wonderful way that makes me want to bully him.

>>60833201
Nah dawg, if fucking VEZALIUS BANDAGE can get into Niji EN with his thick French accent, then Momo's accent is zero problem, especially since he's still coherent to my ears.

>>60833239
It's always the soft ones that will surprise you. He's a bitch maker, a wolf in sheep's clothing if you will.

you need to get yaypilled. you need to be teeheemaxxing. you should be a smilecel. you should go :3 mode. billions must yippee ^-^

>>60833315
omg thank you

>>60833315
you should watch Keitaro he is cute! he always gets passed over but i will be his strongest soldier

>>60833315
Tornkite?

>>60833315
What about the dudes you don't like?

>>60833612
Yeah that's the tabloid stuff this thread sustains itself on, right?

>>60833315
I'm glad I give off movie jock bully vibes but miss may I inform you I also made this post just now >>60833442

i’m happy you like my kitty self but please do not try to molest my kitty self

>>60818789
If somebody has this image without text I need it immediately, for reasons.

>>60833724
*rapes u*

>>60833724
Keep the belly rubs purely platonic, got it

>>60830466
Daiya's chat is full of women, if you don't count other streamers/aspie viewers.

>>60833647
Not asking for gossip shit, asking what elements might not be appealing.

>>60833315
I'm also very interested in your opinion on the rest of aspies. Do all of gen 5 pls.

Me when I larp as a woman and repost the same opinions of male aspies that have been posted here several times for free (You)s

>>60832211
I laughed

>>60833315
>"I'll list dudes I like"
>Doesn't actually like half of them.

>>60833442
This but unironically

>>60834124
You’re not expected to like everyone. That’s normal. If he doesn’t like or watch someone, he’s not gonna write about them

>>60834234
*she
I can’t read :(

>>60834124
If someone asks you what condiments you like, do you go through every single condiment?
Like I get it...you're all trying to crab to get (You)s, but make it believable.

Alright guys I've put together a list of male aspies I like. These opinions are objectively and perfectly accurate. You literally cannot dispute them.

>>60834234
Nigga "she" (its a LARP) said she'll list the aspies she liked then proceeded to mention she doesn't like or watch Camui, hanbun, Iriya.

Cutest /asp/ie?
Coolest /asp/ie?
Nicest /asp/ie?
Hottest /asp/ie?
Best designed /asp/ie?
Best voiced /asp/ie?
Meanest /asp/ie?
Craziest /asp/ie?
Most GMI /asp/ie?
Most likely to yab /asp/ie?
Best singing /asp/ie?
Best gamer /asp/ie?
Best zatsu /asp/ie?

>>60834348
All me

>>60834348
All me.

>>60834335
ANTI-MALE SCHIZO'S HERE
I CARE AGAIN

>>60830240
You're a paying customer. You deserve to know the status of your product. The artist and client both need to be professional here.

Rinna notice me!

>>60834446

I need paizuri from Rinna's big brown tits I want to fuck her black ass nightly

>>60834481
Yay but on Twitter too

>>60834286
This is a condiment discussion board, and some chefs want to know if they're accidentally putting rat poison in, using a container that doesn't open right, or just haven't been tried yet.

>>60834348
>Coolest /asp/ie?
Me in the literal sense

>>60834602
*slurps you*

>>60833315
Mention the other makes too

Ew, this is so long for no reason.
>>60833523
Keitaro is mczoomer more than me. Feels like he's balancing between being almost child friendly & unhinged. But I see the appeal.
>>60833559
I'm sorry I haven't watched him yet. I have been meaning to...
>>60833612
I'm just not a fan of big egos, usually it's a marker for trying to hide bigger insecurities and mental problems.
>>60833654
Wack.
>>60833724
Just... how can you look soft like jelly yet say something like that...
>>60833978
I'm too newfag for that, but I do love me some cute women. Rura makes me wish she were gay, so I could fly over to her and take her out
>>60834124
Yeah, wrote the first part first, and kinda strayed into guys I think who could go into BFE if they wanted to. Obviously there are plenty of gems I have missed out on because I am a newfag, but that's just a general impression.

>>60834602
I almost asked if this was a joke about you being Slushy, but I’m Slushy so that doesn’t make any sense :(

>>60834623
Stay the fuck away from my ice cube

>>60834628
I can't win! I'm bully, it's bad! I'm silly :3c, it's bad! How can I make you happy!!!!!

>>60834649
>>60834602
All of these posts? My slushy self

>>60834649
Oh, that was not Slushy? Then what the fuck did I slup?!

>>60834707
Ice apparently??? Do I have a chilled friend that I didn’t know about???

>>60830466
Iriya and Hyde are the obvious ones by doing clear BFE. would also say Daiya, Camui, Han Bun, Momo, and Kankuro (attractive) + Digby, Slushy, and Merlie (adorable)

wow i'm really mentally ill.

>>60834748
>not mentioned
fugg

>>60834707
My semen that was being kept at an sperm bank
Sorry sir you are now pregante

>>60834628
What about Kuku, Haru, Koikawa, Bunkumm, Finbar?

>>60833315
I still have no idea what demographic Daiya and Beryl are even appealing to.

>>60834788
how embarazad-ing.

>>60834782
It's alright I didn't get mentioned either π_π

>>60834866
Me.

>>60834481

>>60834628
What about Daiya? He seems popular with girls.

>>60835000
Daiya is for the boys

Bros here are so starved that the first woman who stumbles into this place and gives just a bit of feedback gets all the replies
I also want feedback

so much bfe and not a single gfe

>>60835066
Gfe's wouldn't come to asp because there are too many males here. If they do become gfe, like zenya, they end up isolating themselves

>>60834348
all anyone but me

>>60835066
I'm actually curious, which one of the girls would make a good girlfriend?

>>60835120
zenya interacts with male aspies on twitter all the time?

>>60835044
>tfw Daiya and Keitaro constantly interacting on Twitter
i know they fukkin

>>60835191
Yea some people here hate on her for no reason. Zenya is doing her best to support people.

Jesus christ you guys really became /wvt/-lite. This thread became less about asking for advice and more of just a circlejerk about vtubers as usual, except instead of the viewers posting it's the actual streamers themselves

>>60835265
Go fuck thyself!

>>60835265
Shhh

>>60835173
Chrii

>>60835321
For camui. (Good luck chrii you got this!)

>>60835191
And that still annoys her fanbase, I guarantee it. You can easily find on this site unicorns seething about twitter interactions.
Even raiding other males is something she said she doesn't do much because her viewers don't like it.
I'm not hating on her or anyone who wants to go this route, but gfe ends up being incompatible with this place because there are so many males.

>>60835066
Trying to cator to women is not very effective starting out. Girls just don't seek out low view males. At least not enough to get any traction. Girls just find guys streaming to 0 people as pathetic and creepy, you need a decent audience before they will give you the time of day.

>>60835066
women are too scared of making GFE content at indie level
only Zenya does it here, but even she doesn't go all out

>>60835173
I'd make a list, but my own biases would creep in and I'd just list every female /asp/ie because I am, in fact, that lonely.

>>60835173
Andy
Cats
Haru

>>60835438
Wasn't that what the anon wanted? Thank god I can hide my power level by being just another Anonymous

>>60835438
Do it

>>60835265
the wheel yet spins. they will figure it out with time.

>>60834698
You can choose to either lean into it, go the other way or whatever you want. You can't hit all the demographics. I'm sure you're making plenty people happy now anyway.
>>60834854
I'm pretty sure I already mentioned Kuku, he's a pleasant dude.
>>60834866
No one knows.
>>60835000
Not my cup of tea but a lot of what I've heard is positive. Also there is holy overlap with him and another Vtuber I watch.
>>60835061
I'm not going to even deny it bro, girls have it way easier in Vtubing. Life is unfair that way, but there are plenty of things that guys are better at. Heck, the top streamers are guys, and they got their with their skills, not their dicks... unless?!!
>>60835120
Yeah I'm a schizo because I don't even want to post a clip of my voice, especially on a semi-permanent crab board. Too much shit to dig up on me.
>>60835438
We are all biased. Also all the girls here are breedable and make me want to take them out to high tea or have a bath together afterward.

>>60834866
Fags, like me

i am once again streaming RoR2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fcrAzVPAjQ&ab_

>>60834866
My dick

>>60835387
Thanks anon!
>>60835321
Who's this new phone

>>60835477
One is no like the others.

>>60834348
Cutest /asp/ie? Rura, Mond, Rinna, Olga, Chirami, Digby, and Merlie
Coolest /asp/ie? Kankuro, Hyde, Sterling, Albert, Momo, and Dante
Nicest /asp/ie? Olga, Hyde and Rura
Hottest /asp/ie? Iriya
Best designed /asp/ie? Rura, Kankuro, and Manasong
Best voiced /asp/ie? Iriya, Rura, and Rinna
Meanest /asp/ie? None
Craziest /asp/ie? Me
Most GMI /asp/ie? Rura, Mond, and Iriya
Most likely to yab /asp/ie? Me
Best singing /asp/ie? Cats
Best gamer /asp/ie? Kankuro, Han Bun, and Camui
Best zatsu /asp/ie? Hyde, Daiya, and Rura

>>60835655
Forgot Haru on cutest and best voice

>>60835301
>>60835313
viewercord spotted

>>60835655
I'm not on here so I immediately disregard this list

Going to start doing handstands so I can have my bulge on screen at all times to get the same success as females with booba on screen.

Wish me luck

>>60835804
who are you? probably didn't watch you yet

>>60834939
>>60834520
WHY ARE YOU BOTH LIKE THIS what is paizuri

>>60834550
what is your xitter

>>60835265
Not a lot of people come here asking for advice, but we welcome them.

>>60835265
This is a networking/community thread rather than being exclusively for advice, and everyone is better off with the thread being this way

>>60835938
Something to do to Fuwacoco & Rinna

>>60835938
>what is paizuri
Ok I could believe not knowing what a nursing handjob is but this is too far

>>60835562
>I'm not going to even deny it bro, girls have it way easier in Vtubing. Life is unfair that way, but there are plenty of things that guys are better at. Heck, the top streamers are guys, and they got their with their skills, not their dicks... unless?!!
There is no way a woman is actually writing this.
This has to be bait or a tranny.

>>60835423
If you want to go that way you should start off trying to appeal to gay guys first then transition into appealing to women.

>>60834866
They don't appeal to a specific demographic.
They just are themselves and the audience that wants to watch them shows up.
It's why they are successful, they don't box themselves into a specific demographic that limits what they can stream and who they can interact with. They just are.

>>60834348
Cutest /asp/ie? Mond, Koko
Coolest /asp/ie? Slushy, Sterling, Ace
Nicest /asp/ie? Iriya, Finbar, Mana, Koikawa, Ruadh, Wanners
Hottest /asp/ie? Rinna
Best designed /asp/ie? Tiny, Potato, Charley
Best voiced /asp/ie? Daiya, Hanbun, Momo, Haru
Meanest /asp/ie?
Craziest /asp/ie? Layla, Hyde
Most GMI /asp/ie? Keitaro
Most likely to yab /asp/ie? Israel devil
Best singing /asp/ie? Cats
Best gamer /asp/ie? Camui, Bunkum
Best zatsu /asp/ie? Kuku, Kai, Merlie

>>60836030
https://voca.ro/1kjjsRGxRotD
I'm biting the bait so now if I ever debut I have to use a voice changer

>>60836030
No, its pretty obvious who it is.

>>60836165
wtf I love australia now?

>>60836120 me
Forgot Rura for cutest

>>60835562
>and another Vtuber I watch
Who?

Not on any of these lists.. . . . .unappealing. . . . .

>>60836165
I'm pretty sure I have heard this voice...

>>60836165
tfw no cute aussie viola composer viewer gf....

>>60834348
Hottest /asp/ie? Tiny

uuu no sexier tiny uuu

>On the list
>Two lists, even
We take those

someone name a chuuba

Mond!

>>60836426
Merlie!

>>60836426
Hyde

>>60836426
Mond!Mond!

>>60836197
Yeah nah mate
>>60836232
A cute corpo girl that I wish I could draw but I can't art
>>60836291
Then guess who I am, and I'll reveal
>>60836371
One day anon, you gotta love yourself before you try to love and take care of another

>>60836426
art?

>>60836426
Haru

>>60836426
andygravity

>Cute Strayan girl voice
Man, I didn't think that I'd have my heartstrings tugged at when I got out of bed today, and yet here I am

>>60836514
If you want my honest advice leave while you still can. You'll make it.

>>60818789

Is twitter still good for promoting predebut despite elon musk hijinks

>>60836514
What’s the overlap between Daiya and a corpo girl? The same games?

>>60836758
Yes

>>60836793
Daiya is a better girl. Cuter and more breedable.

>>60836758
Is it bad that my first thought was Dark Souls

>>60836371
>viewer gf
need

>>60836867
B-Boys can’t get pregnant!

>>60836921
It offends my Babi

>>60836019
i googled it, i just didn’t know the japanese term
i am more innocent than i appear

>>60836514
This you?

I wish I appealed to women

>>60837231
You do!

>>60832157
next OP

I'm feeling pretty menhera today.

>>60835938
>Rinna sits naked on your face, her bush is a bit ticklish for you but you don't care.
>as you look up past her plentiful bosom, you can see her face looking back down on you.
>she has a smug grin on her face as she opens her mouth, licks her lips with her tongue and gives you the command
>"lick it"

>>60835938
>what is your xitter
Would be kinda embarrassing to shill myself so maybe I'll just dm

>>60835562
i like high tea…….. and baths…

>>60837199
Not me I'm a pure viewer. Sorry, when you said you recognised my voice, I thought you meant from a game or video or something. I've not debuted. Though now I'm curious about who that is.

I wish I appealed to literally anyone

I wish for numbers.

>>60837341
every other lewdpost did nothing for me, but this 4-liner gave me a boner, what the heck

>>60837406
I want to suck your hard dick while you think of some of that bootlipped porch snatch

>>60836650

https://clips.twitch.tv/PoorMoralReubenRalpherZ-tlpzpJXEy7hweNfF

>>60837356
I wish I appealed to LITERALLY EVERYONE and could do my best to be a positive force and influence in their life to encourage them to do their best and go beyond!

>tfw no angry loli german little sis screaming rammstein to you

>>60837508
I meant to post the mommy one, god dammit. https://clips.twitch.tv/BashfulTalentedCaterpillarKreygasm-0Y3v3z3CynH2gFBZ

>>60837479
So cute! Thank you very much Hanabi!

>>60837539
mond screaming in german reminds me of tanya the evil

>>60837084
>Babi
Naruhodo...

Miri doko?
Mary doko?

Camui chill the fuck out, you make us all look retarded.

>>60837880
Don't worry about it, she's one of my viewers and is well accustomed to this.
Also, we ARE all retarded.

>>60836748
It's too late for me anon... I've degenerated too far.
>>60837346
If I find you, you will never be able to avoid the sexpesting. You've been warned.

chrii who? step aside for the real gf

i have come to the realization that once ms paint gets the layers update, it will be possible to create model art in paint. a whole new world of jank models is within reach

>>60837990
i also like high tea and baths but i'm male unfortunately

>>60837539
I'm not sure why it aroused me but I might need to do some self reflection.

>>60838041
I think it's possible to do it even now : people are just lazy to cut it ... (hey you just gave me an idea)

>>60837827
Mistakes happen anon, me being born is one of them.

>>60838041
People are already doing it
https://twitter.com/NumachiTamanegi/status/1387084685902192641

Also, you can just look for the devbuild if you wanna try the layers feature now. Daiya uses it in his streams

>>60838053
Being a bro makes board games even better. I tried to jong but I'm too greedy and go for 4 dragons or dumb shit like that...

>>60837539
Need

The product of my first art stream! I had a nice time, all things considered :)))))

>>60838032
He's cheating on me...With an even more autistic girl uuuuuuuu..

>>60838533
It was a very comfy stream wizardman!

Who the fuck did you raid into, merlie...

>>60838533
Cute!

>>60838599
I don't know, they told me to do it! She seemed like she could use viewers. I had NEVER heard of this person before but no one I knew was streaming at the time

>>60838598
>>60838641
Thanks! I had a lot of fun!

I got so flustered I decided to record something! I'm glad you like my voice femanon!
https://youtu.be/4GDAWsQ1nCY

>>60838177
Yow are as you must be, anon. I may not care much for babis, but I recognize your right to aspire to greatness.

>>60838691
This is autistic kino holy shit

>>60838561
she looks very groomable
I'm sorry for your loss

Hey hey.
I have never played 100% OJ.
I would like to play 100% OJ with some /asp/ies.
Anyone free next Friday/Saturday?

>>60838691
>Camui used Merlie to network/groom one of his viewers
LOL
Rule number 1, YOU decide who to raid, don’t let others do it for you.

>>60838723
Thanks, see you next year when i come back to complain that I didn't do anything towards my goal this time too

>>60839132
I mean yeah, I probably won't do that next time. It just so happened that I had no one (out of us) to raid, and I thought maybe that was just someone I didn't know? I didn't want to end without raiding someone

>>60839132
tbf I also told Basil to raid Laimu (1k+ ccv) and he got a shoutout from her so my raid recs aren't ALWAYS shitposts!
>>60839077
I love/hate OJ more than anyone on this board. I'll play with you but no promises that I won't drop a whole dictionary of expletives.

>>60839077
I'll play if you exclude Camui

>>60839285
Chirami is live.
Also, just raid anyone if no one you know is live. It can be bigger indies you watch or just someone new from the same category.
Raiding is a networking tool.

>>60838706
Kino, delightful & the perfect amount of sweetness, I'm going to make some lemon & green tea right now. It's full of emotion, with a romcom/theatre vibe to it. You did a good job adapting some words to suit your speech pattern better, it flows well (besides the extra audio at the end where you can some BG talking noise). I'd comment instead of posting here, but I don't want to expose myself.

>>60838450
does high tea not refer to the concept of tea at noon with biscuits and sandwiches

>>60839077
I used to be a 100% OJ fiend but that was years and years ago and even if I redownloaded it I'm a filthy viewer

Chri should do a private corrective session with Camui as punishment for that raid request.

>>60839077
I have it.
I will NOT play if Camui is there tho.

>>60839435
High tea is what I would take you out on, and then proceed to go back to my apartment to devolve into a LoL player.

>>60839384
>>60839583
Scared I'd steal your stars and achieve lightning fast normas with Cuties?

Every time I think "Camui can't be as annoying as the thread makes him sound" he proves me wrong.

>>60839742
I dont wanna associate with you at all.

can someone draw denpa's husband joe

>>60839405
I die. Thank you.forever

>>60839890
Only if you're playing the detective lesbian, big booba pirate or the cutting board menhara. I'll be your Soraka futa <3

>>60833315
>if there was a female fanbase for Yu Gi Oh.
It's so fucking over

I want to choke Mond until she passes out.

>>60840211
I'm sorry, I main QP...it's over...

>aspie followed me some time ago
>just got a recent alert that they followed me again
?

which /asp/ies are artists? is there a cute girl?

>>60838053
Fellow male who loves high tea and baths, let's go out to tea and then go back and enjoy a bubble bath together.

>>60840358
Follow, Unfollow, Follow, Repeat. some menheras are like that.

>>60839451
Viewerbros should host our own games since chuubas don't want to mingle with us the "plebeians"

>>60840358
Name and shame sis

>>60840358
I follow and unfollow aspies that I have good relations with only to make them have a menhera episode on social media or discord

>>60840500
I'd love to do an open lobby but the awkwardness if it fails to fill is too real of a possibility for me.

>>60837990
if you’re a woman i’m rinna, if not i am not rinna

>>60840726
True, that's why I don't host jong either

>>60840500
I'd be down for it

>>60840358
Sometimes twitch just removes your follows. Maybe it's an anti botting feature or something but it's a smaller scale version of the youtube sub purge

>>60839636
oh, i thought you meant high tea was the name of a board game and i was just thinking you meant the food thing, sorry i'm retarded

clearly we are perfect for each other

Viewer hate!
Don't talk!
Don't post art!
Fuck off!

Jiggerbros we are forgotten....

>>60840898
i worded that completely retardedly, i meant that i originally understood high tea as the food (correctly) then you mentioned board games and i thought then maybe you meant a board game named that and not the food, and then you clarified that you DID mean the food meal, thank you for your patience

>>60840973
+1
Hate all the know viewers that selfpost in this thread.

>>60840973
I love them.

>>60840973
Viewer love!
Please talk!
Please post art!
We appreciate you!

>>60841041
name and shame

>>60841041
I only hate the artfags because they never made fan art for me and I'm not ashamed of admiting it.

>>60841229
I will make fanart of you. It will be very shitty but I will make it.

>>60841229
Post name so I draw myself fucking your mother.

>>60841004
Bro, I get what you mean when you mistake a game for food or vice versa. Someone asked me to "sushi go", and I was like "sounds expensive", not realising it's a game. If someone hosts a viewer game, I'll try join so you can seethe at me.
>>60840810
I'm a woman, if I find you, you won't be eligible as a priestess any longer...

>>60841041
I never selfposted though...

>>60840287
i want mond to choke me until I pass out

>>60841321
AAAAAAIEEEEEEE NOT MY PURITY

>>60841229
I'll catch you one day. please be patient, anon

>>60840376
there are no girl asp. its all 60 year old men huffing helium

>>60841194
Only two viewers self post here lately and I hate them both
I also hate the viewerbros shitting the thread every afternoon

>>60841321
should i do a high tea mukbang and then hottub stream as a male

>>60841229
I've made memes for Pippa so I could make memes for you too

>>60841519
Do as you wish. Make it funny and pull a full-on parody of some twitch thots, or go full in Vox. If you post it here, I might see it.

someone bake a bread

Last for viewer hate!
Die!

>>60843036
Unironically though

First for good luck

last for denpa cute

i hope i can become someone's oshi someday

>>60843036
I'm used to the hate, anon.
Last for the viewers!

I love you /asp/

baked with love
>>60843357