/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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>>60761483
fuck that van would work on me

>>60757686
You get used to it.

>>60761645
Sorry anon I had to leave the house to deal with some dumb shit that came up suddenly and just got home

>>60763864
this slut is ruining my life

>>60764666
hoe how dare you have a life outside of baking /orc/ threads

>>60765168
Anon... I think it is only your madness that ruins your life

hopefully he can do a different game just for today then more F&H tomorrow

>>60765914
What about a zatsudan, good man?

>>60766004
please i need a zatsudan so bad

>>60766600
I like this style. Are you the artist?

just woke up sorry hoes

>>60766708
nope
https://www.artstation.com/artwork/8wogex

WHAT IS MILKS DOING!

milks is really skirting the lines on the stuff shes drawing

>>60767473
Classic Milks things

>>60767473
>condensed milk on his glasses
thats that good shit right there

god bless this crazy SEA elf

>>60768253
slut

Randon telly etc etc
https://www.youtube.com/live/uD7GKCLDh28?si=G9vB4QWaL0SwOqKT

>>60768458
https://www.twitch.tv/randonchannel

gonna go make tea :3

is he having a schizo episode. i just came back and he's talking about not having people track him down and shit

>>60768779
It's just a bit

>>60768779
my schizo husband <3

>>60767473
>>60767506
>>60767606
>>60767512

im jsut doing my best!!!!

https://litter.catbox.moe/ijx3vx.png

>Landos doing something irl so we cant hang out atm
i wonder what it is

>>60768921
thats a lot of mayo
can you turn those into penises PLEASEPLEASEPLEAPEPLASE

>>60769007
Con

>>60769149
i see

>>60768921
>posting on your main
dude

>>60769057
ok

https://files.catbox.moe/96j5f3.png

Can he fix his butt tho?

>>60769569
UUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOHHHHHH
ToT

>>60769789
theres no way to fix it aside from extremely stupid methods
honestly its my least favorite status in the game because its not even debilitating, its just really annoying and really easy to get

>>60768921
???
https://twitter.com/4milks_/status/1714695744480047251

>>60769868
Have you tried not being shit at the game?

bros i think this orc is gonna get me to take the streaming pill

>>60769946
yeah

>>60770092
do it its fun

>>60769569
TuT

I’m going to rape everyone in this thread.

>>60770381
Try it, bitch. Let's see how is gonna get ra... I have feeling of dejavu, I'm repeating myself...

can he eventually die of blood loss from this condition? he's been bleeding out since last week

orc abortion

>>60770973
so thats why he has anal bleeding... must have been botched

>>60770754
nah

>he's just performing a bunch of abortions instead of progressing
wdhmbi

>>60771367
he's sick of us

i love you /orc/
say it back please

>>60771759
No.
chu

>>60771759
no nigga

>>60771815
:(

>>60771759
gay love you too

he has a pussy?

>>60772586
straightbro status?

Pushing Lando off a cliff.

>>60772619
they want to fuck that one femboy vampire theyre all fucked up

This stream prove that sometimes sometimes my sense of humor downgrades to the leverl of third grader. Almost everytime when I noticed fart sound effect it feels like it in perfect quiet spot and it makes me chuckle (like for example "I hate this guy. *fart*" like he farted because of anger)

Befriending Lando.

>>60772738
i thought i was the only one that thought so kek

Pushing Lando off and on my cock

>>60772686
I don't believe other straightbros are akashi posters, I won't handle it...

>>60772686
i akashipost as a bit sometimes but i'm still a straightbro i promise

JWU, why did Randon mention Tako wtf

https://youtu.be/UcwfEMdV-aM?si=UaNE85FOQaPSzvIv

I just tuned in, what's up with the ass blood

How did he get this bleeding? Of course I don't world itself is fragrance heaven, but I just had a thought that MC probably stinks unbearable because of this bleeding even if the wound itself isn't that high up in digestive system

>>60773517
raped by a guard

>>60773611
o-ohhh

dude would rather have his rectum bleed eternally than marry a woman. sad

hello /orc/!

>>60773963
im gonna make your anus bleed

>>60773963
hi rat

Is it true that women bleed from their vaginas every month? What's the evolutionary reason for that? Is God a vampire?

>>60774066
you must be 18 years old to use this site

>>60773916
no the only one

I have to admit I didn't expect Randon's chat to turn quite that green so fast.

>>60774303
the paypigs he has are generous with gifting

poot

>this idiot rotated himself

>>60774954
He's so crazzzzzzzy! Love him!!

>>60774066
no, it's another myth women invented to fool men.

he's gotten into fear and hunger autism its so over bros we're never gonna have a zatsu again

this migraine is going to fucking kill me /orc/

>>60775952
i have one currently too...

>>60773963
welcome home you

>>60772815
ToT

>>60772815
i must have filtered Lando's name out of my mind because i do not rememebr seeing this post

is he gay or straight

Giving Lando a vasectomy

>>60775952
please dont die im still sad about that anon who probably had an aneurism or something and died..

>denpa angel playing a ecchi wii game
he has really good tastes in chuubas

>>60776872
unironically both.
like me >:3c

>>60776963
Going bareback with Lando ToT

>>60776872
bisexual

Why the eff does the twitch app properly raid me over as a viewer for every streamer I watch except for Randon. It just goes to the broadcast is over screen

>>60772815
https://files.catbox.moe/rx8kjz.mp3

i miss

>>60770381
Altare you're in the wrong thread again

>zatsu tomorrow
cool cool

hey

Randonneuring (also known as Audax in the UK, Australia and Brazil) is a long-distance cycling sport with its origins in audax cycling. In randonneuring, riders attempt courses of 200km or more, passing through predetermined "controls" (checkpoints) every few tens of kilometres. Riders aim to complete the course within specified time limits, and receive equal recognition regardless of their finishing order. Riders may travel in groups or alone as they wish, and are expected to be self-sufficient between controls. A randonneuring event is called a randonnée or brevet, and a rider who has completed a 200km event is called a randonneur. The international governing body for randonneuring is Audax Club Parisien (ACP), which works with other randonneuring organisations worldwide through Les Randonneurs Mondiaux (RM). Randonneuring is popular in France, and has a following in the Netherlands, Belgium, the United Kingdom, Italy, Australia, the United States, Canada, Brazil, Ireland, India, Indonesia, Korea, Japan and Malaysia. In the late nineteenth century Italy, day-long "challenge" sports became popular. Participants aimed to cover as much distance as possible and prove themselves audax ("audacious"). The first recorded audax cycling event took place on June 12, 1897, when twelve Italian cyclists attempted the challenge of cycling from Rome to Naples, a distance of 230 kilometres (140mi), during daylight hours. Similar events became popular elsewhere, and in 1904 French journalist Henri Desgrange produced Audax regulations, which belonged to his Auto newspaper. Under the Audax regulations, riders rode as a group. Successful riders were awarded a certificate called a Brevet d'Audax. A group of successful audax cyclists formed the Audax Club Parisien (ACP), which took over the organisation of Audax events on Desgrange's behalf. In 1920, there was a disagreement between Desgrange and the ACP. Desgrange withdrew ACP's permission to organise events under his Audax regulations, and ACP created its own allure libre (free-paced) version of the sport, where successful riders were awarded certificates called Brevets des Randonneurs. This style is now popularly known as "randonneuring".

I WON'T GIVE UP YOU AUTISTIC GREEN TWUNK
PLAY ORC MASSAGE

>>60779553
randon is not a twunk you stupid horny elf

>>60779570
What is a...twunk?

>>60780232
a meaty twink

>>60780272
Holy Molly, How many terms do you have to define sexual things?

>>60780334
How many boys have you bred in your life?

>>60780524
Z-zero? (But i understood the reference)

>>60761614
Is this supposed to be the Toguro brothers?

>>60761614
Does she even interact with him?

>>60782114
iirc she had involvement with gray man's 2.0 debut video

>>60782114
Skip to 5 min in
https://www.youtube.com/live/iBlre6kwmW4?si=UM4GcItuw9ArKVtb

>>60782942
This is cute but not what I meant by interact.

>>60783454
more

He will zatsu tomorrow.

>>60787714
this but unironically because he said he would

>>60787714
he will feed my fear and hunger addiction tomorrow

when is the randon neuring edging stream?

my fellow orcs how do you manage your anger

>>60793551
I dont have anger issues so i dunno you just get over it and not take shit too seriously?

>>60792286
Every stream is an edging stream if you know what you're doing.

>>60793882
unfortunately this is not a case that can be taken easily but i need to lose my anger so i can do something rational instead of gunning down every night club and night club goer in a 50 mile radius

>>60795099
go on a long walk then eat some good food

>>60793551
idk i just became emotionally numb

>>60793551
i talk about it to friends and do yoga like a woman

>>60793551
First, not being an orc

>>60795099
I understand you perfectly, I also live in a bad neighborhood. I used to be infuriated by the situation but recently I have decided to accept things with stoicism.

>>60793551
Asses what you’re even pissed off about to begin with and whether your response to the situation is reasonable or not. you should probably get some help for anger (and probably other stuff since you’re on /vt/) if little things set you off.

>>60798011
calmed down now after some talking over about the situation but in short me orc see why some elf say kill all orc, elf friend hurt but safe, bad orc hate

i need to sit on randons lap as he gets more nervous and flustered. i need to say something to him that makes him happy and accidentally hard. i need to tease him while grinding on his crotch.

>>60793551
I sing, but I'm starting to worry that you can hear the rage in my voice lately. Probably just a tired voice though.
https://vocaroo.com/17AX6CuJrQu8
This isn't a direct answer, but if you're drinking caffeine (or using any stimulant), try tapering down for a week or two, and see if things improve some. I periodically hit a wall where I stop getting any positive emotions from caffeine, and gradually build up seriously intense negative ones instead. Everything becomes exponentially harder to deal with until I cut back for a while. It usually persists until 1-3 days into the cut. I don't know how common of an issue this is, but maybe it's worth looking into if you find yourself consistently hanging out in the darkness, so to speak.

>>60801524
>that vocaroo
please dont summon any demons in this thread

>>60801524
what the fuck, demon lord zeraxos?

>randojis all have severe untreated anger issues
all 2 of you who are attracted to randojis, thoughts?

>>60802799
Reminds me of my dad, I can learn to duck my head and placate them <3

>>60802799
i want to upset them purposely so they hatefuck me

Hello /orc/! Lord of the Board 2, THE sequel to the wrestling tournament organized by /hfz/, Lord of the Board has just opened here >>60801374

Sign ups will remain open until November 2 12:00AM eastern. Every thread that isn't completely dead or outright banned on the board is invited to join. All you need to do is decide who your rep is going to be, how it's gonna look and some minute details like the entrance, theme music and so on. You don't even need to own the game, autists over at /hfz/ will build a representative tailored to your specifications. So, are you interested in sending someone to represent YOUR thread, /orc/?

>>60803592
Let the orc loose

Hey anons, just wanna share I finally got into the department at the work place I was applying for since 2020.

Absolute chuffed right now anons and femanons.

>>60804022
I am proud of you, anon.

>>60804022
Congrats dude, enjoy yourself!
>chuffed
Wait, wikipasta is a brit? Fuckin kek, will now proceed to read the pasta in a pip pip toodle-oo accent

>>60804022
congrats

>>60804140
>>60804242
>>60804327

:D
YAY

>>60801809
>>60802692
I am not on a first name basis with any demons. I just realized that I had an on-topic reason to post singing, but also didn't want to draw too much attention me personally, so I tried to make a joke that would let me put a filter on it.

demons pls go

>>60803592
sounds funny

>>60804242
Is "chuffed" a british slang?
Pasta anon confessed that he's a SEA bro multiple times + now it's probably 3 or 4 am in the UK

Oh, Randon followed back roachmom, nice

>>60803592
Aww yeah

>>60812427
kino incoming?

>>60815270
It would be cool if it happens, but I wouldn't get my hopes up too much, let alone bother both of them in chat or whatever. If it happens - cool, if it's not - we'll get something different to eat instead

>>60809271
Yes I am SEA that happens to consume other English language media other than borgarland speak.

>>60815932
based

good morning fags

>>60816850
good morning slut

>>60816850
Good morning, bundle of sticks.

Morning you fucking simps

>>60793551
YOU DONT

>>60818211
FBI, WE KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE, RANDON. WAKE UP.

>>60801524
I wonder what happens to people in their lives to fill them with so much rage all the time

>>60819684
working in customer support

>>60769569
I owe you my life

>>60803592
I know nothing about this but I hope someone in this thread can sign up just for the lulz

>>60812427
cool did she finally get around to playing dwarf fortress yet?

i saw akashi in my dreams again
he was making fun of me and i tried to choke him out but he just phased through my hands and laughed at me what the fuck do i do

>>60820705
Sometimes I think that in spite of my crippling depression I am the most normal person /here/.

>>60820837
kek

>>60777098
Based bi king

>>60820588
I think so, probably should've yesterday or the day before it, I have her debut VOD tab open on my browser for two fucking days, can't find time to watch it

>>60777300
Hot, steamy, consensual, handholding SEX

>>60793551
I'm schizoid enough to easily control my emotions

>>60820954
oh ok cool i'll probably watch it after todays zatsu

>>60821040
my fellow schizoid pd nigga

>>60803592
They will perish under the unmedicated autism of Randon

>>60804022
Congrats, you deserve it anon

>>60815270
Indeed. Factorio collab incoming

>>60816850
good morning whore

>>60821756
god i wish

>>60821086
Highly recommend, she played for like 2h quickly grasping the basics

>>60820983
https://files.catbox.moe/00s1du.mp3

>>60821977
should i even open this shit

>>60822396
Straightbro here, I opened it out of curiosity, it's completely safe

>>60822490
ok straightbro i will trust you on your word. we straightbros have to always watch each others back

>>60822396
>>60822490
>>60822533
Biblical history right there, in 3 posts, can't be shorter then that

I belive I should have sex with the goblin

hey rrat, chu doin on g

>>60823034
what does this mean

i have reasons to believe randon neuring the salary orc man is a tranny

>>60819684
Contrary to pop psychology bullshit, all relationships, including good ones, are transactional. You willingly associate with people who have goods to trade, such as companionship, shared interests, a sense of belonging, security, etc. You wouldn't be engaging in the relationship if you weren't getting something out of it in return. That would be equivalent to slavery. And lasting business relationships are negotiated, and mutually beneficial over long periods of time. Sometimes it's a little lopsided, or not quite in your budget, but that's okay as long as it roughly averages out in the end.

Now imagine that every business in your town is run by a known scam artist or price gouger who will actively try to prevent you from doing business with anyone else. That's the best answer I can give without blogposting. It takes a toll. The fact that I can reliably come /here/, or meet people in the world, and finally have healthy, meaningful conversations where it feels like we both got something good out of our time together says a lot about my environment, and why it makes me so angry/sad. I would rather talk to /orc/ than most people I know IRL because you willingly ask for and pay fair prices.

So that said: What're ya buyin'?

>>60823744

>>60823744
i think its really sad if someone has a vtuber and their insane communities as their only source of happiness in life but i guess thats like a kettle calling the pot black
funny image btw saved it

>>60823744
hello im back

>>60823744
can I get 3 hours of an orc talking to the void about his life experiences please?

got off work early!

>>60824524
I have something for you, courtesy of the wizard's council

>>60824714
free cheese!? :o

https://picarto.tv/4MilkyArt

milky doing a NSFW stream in picarto

>>60826098
SHE WAS FUCKING LATE
MILKY HATE

>milky stream
>randon zatsudan soon
> matara stream later
life is good for schizo hag lovers such as myself

>>60826098
How do I guest star on a milks stream?

>>60826589
are you fat ugly and hairy?

Maybe it's just the gay sex that's doing it, but the way 4milks repeated "get milk" reminded me a LOT of this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_w6i70ztZKY

>>60826764
he's on /vt/ what do you think

>>60826818
forgot to add male, my bad

>>60826817
>the gay sex
huh?

>>60826764
I'm reasonably /fit/, have low-mid looks, and shave my hairy chest and belly for lifting aesthetics reasons.

>>60827260
randon get ready for your stream

>>60827295
Fuck you milks, I'm gonna stop shaving, go on a bulk, get strongfat as fuck, and then we're doing a collab where you're forced to watch me shave every last hair off of my bearmode body

>>60827959
Milks has her hands full right now drawing Randon porn

>>60827985
That's fine, it'll take me a few months to optimize my body to maximize her suffering.

it was better when they forced him to behave and do shit he hated

What's the appeal of Milks? Is it that she's flat and frumpy?

>>60828287
Despite being sexually depraved, she is quite nice.

>>60828287
shes bizarre and draws a lot

>>60828287
>Makes OC
>Likes similar things, and is also a sperg. Relatable, despite our differences.
>Shitposter, but is mostly harmless and pretty nice.
>Gives attention to lonely older guys.
There's more nuance to it than that, but the broad strokes really are that simple.

Milks sounds like Kaela to me lol

>>60828287
>horny on main
>funny
>doesn't take herself seriously
>refreshingly honest
>provides lots of content (art, porn, memes, thread entertainment)
>savior of dead hours

>>60828478
So she offpakos?

lmao milks singing happily about orc belly

>>60828642
I regret to inform you that Indonesia

>>60828642
Kaela touched by Slanesh maybe

>Why aren't your balls textured, man?
ORB

I was recently surprised to learn that BL doujins often omit the balls entirely. Men don't want to see it, and women don't seem to care. So maybe milks really is the only one really looking.

fucking kek

>>60828965
dunno what BL people are reading I remember them having the balls there, unusually tiny balls, but still

...what a stream.

Acid attack Lando

Acid trip with the andos.

Acid attacked by Lando's superconcentrated piss

>>60829350
>Piss acidic enough to cause physical harm
Eating racks of ribs for every meal until you accidentally go keto and develop ketoacidosis with the andos

>>60828965
huh? most BL doujins are drawn by women, and guys in geikomi usually have balls

Obliterate magschizo

>jiggle physics
I cant believe milks is a whore now

>>60830707
>now

orc live

>My birthday is Sept-January 27th

>My new birthday is October 19th
why was nobody here prepared for this? are we all fake fans?

he came out as gay!!!

>>60831071
i didnt make birthday art i am a fake fan man..

did he ever talk about why he left is previous job?

>>60831232
said something about hating peeling plastic off computers or some shit idk

>>60831232
Yeah, he said the girls were annoying so he decided to just rip the bandaid off. You can go back now.

>>60820231
if nobody wants to i guess i can do it

>>60831331
please do. i dont know how to

Lol

>you cant clap these cheeks
RANYUMES ITS SO FUCKIGN OVER

>>60831232
Trust me bro, if he would said something you won't have need to go here and ask us, the news will find you themselves

Seeing some of the people in stream chat changing from Twitch to Youtube back and forth.
Are they that desperate?? Dude reads everything

Has Randon ever said if he has a live2d model in the works?

>>60831980
yes some are that desperate for a crumb of attention

>Randon: I'm un-reez-able
>Ribbons:except hex mania girl
wdhmbt

>>60831980
how are you even keeping track of that
i'm barely keeping track of which one i'm typing in
i just have both chats up to see it better

So is it his irl birthday?

isn't his birthday in january?

Check mate coomerists

Is Randon saying all the kinks would be in F tier a subtle way to say he’s asexual? Killing myself immediately

>>60832244
The character, yes

>>60832320
Ace bros unite!

>>60832320
Then yes, it is asexual.

>>60832323
I'm thought he shared birthday and age with his vtuber persona

FINALLY CONFIRMED!

i wasnt expecting him to actually say he was asexual well there's that

>>60832102
I don’t chat at all and both chat is on the telly right now. It’s just kinda cringe to see the same people repeat the same question to get his attention IDK lul

>>60832431
just gotta ask lmao

>>60831364
idk what to put here, if anyone has suggestions for this lemme know. maybe we can put ratposter on a sign or something.

Honestly I relate to this because I’m incredibly horny for fictional characters but I find people disgusting but I feel like that’s not asexual (for me) that’s just me being autistic

>>60832476
i mean i understand why no one asked given its none of our fucking business to know what his sexual orientation was anyways but eh. glad that timeloop of him being gay/straight or whatever can pretty much die now

Well, is it concludes gay-straight argument with tie ?

north korean randonnite...

can he even be considered a vtuber anymore? he's basically a pngtuber at this point kek

>Korea and Japan are the same country arent they?

>>60831232
>>60832032
>>60832683
how bored are you, anon?

>>60832600
I mean when you say all kinks are F tier you're basically ask for someone to dig

>>60832625
homoromantic/biromantic/heteromantic asexual timeloops here we go. and whatever other crazy alphabet soup identities there are so the loop can continue forever

>>60832876
Yeah that’s what I’m wondering. If he would be romantic with someone, just not sexual.

>>60832876
It's a wizard, accept your defeat!

>>60832922
no Tako/Bunny/Sushi he will not marry you

>>60832715
she but japan raped them first

even if he is asexual i wanna continue drawing him guzzling cum!!!!!! ToT is that bad????

>>60832625
clearly, he's bi cycle

>>60832751
Take your meds

>>60833030
if he had a problem with it he would've called it out a long time ago, he literally follows you milks

damn Randon's sister is into forcing men to crossdress? just like me fr fr

>>60833030
I forgive you, Milks.

>>60833013
Who the fuck is bunny?

>>60833112
you dont want to know she dressed up as a shark and twerked for Vesper at his panel with Magni

>>60833067
>>60833096
ah yeas... i forgot about that

>>60833013
It’s too late I am plotting how to use my YouTube platform to marry Randon Neuring

>>60833184
Besides, You still have ojisans to be kidnapped

kill all fatherless/motherless mfs

>>60833180

>>60833354
this picture she was proposing to him ironically

>>60833180
kek I remember seeing that irl. I thought it was funny and a lil cringe

i signed us up for the wrestling thing, we are a super-heavyweight cheating bastard and i just sent a picture of randon for them to design the character as

>>60833480
did you send them the picture you just posted now? also thanks, im a bit too retarded and irresponsible to sign up for the thread

>>60833541
nah i sent his model reference from wuzi's twitter

>>60833480
Oh cool, when it will happen?

>>60833592
nice cant wait to see it

>>60833610
signups close on november 2nd so probably awhile after that?

disco elysium mentioned

>I love Lucy
how old is this nigga. either that or he watched too much tv with his sister/mother growing up

putting in bread

>>60834261
nice

>>60834261

>>60834261
putting a bun in bakeranons oven.

>>60834430
don't sexually harass me on the job i will kill myself and this bread will burn

>>60834505
Im sorry!

We are yoshis now, lol

>>60834594
haha i wonder what our eggs smell like after we poo them out :)

>>60834648
please never say anything again.

>>60834594

>>60834648
>>60834772
i think i hate this thread

>>60834648
imagine green scalie randon pooing eggs out of his cloaca

>>60834961
the amount of fetishes in this single post is overwhelming

>>60835002
fat scalie randon dressed as bowser farting maniacally and spanking his ass like that one gif ToT

>>60834772
oil one of these fuckers up and have a good fuckin night

>streamer randon raided shows up
>bad 3d model
>close stream
to any aspiring vtubers know that a lot of people would even prefer no avatar at all to a vrchat model

>>60834687
>>60834850
have you guys really never seen that before

>>60835203
i've seen it, but i don't like it.

>>60835227
fair

i want to see him get orc'd he has a cute feminine voice

>>60835164
I was genuinely suprised by how many shitty people have wack ass models. you can get a png for like 90 bucks

>Randon stream ends
>get a video about dementia recommended to me

>>60835404
lmao didn't mean to say shitty

>>60835419
kek

>>60828965
yes i look at the balls becasue i love balls ok!! i wanna fondle the balls gently!! give the nutsack a litttle squeeze!!! HMMMGMMMMGg

you all all so straight to not be able to appreciate good wrinky balls!!!

>>60835475
ilu milks

>>60835475
milks i swear this time ill really do it

>>60835475
women are weird..

>>60835574
more like men can't comprehend that all your bits and bobs can be appreciated/sexualized!

>>60835475
ya'll niggas and niggettes need to have sex already

>>60835682
only after marriage, right?

>>60835756
sure rat

>>60835682
Segs? EEEEWWWWW

>>60835682
I already got a pity fuck from the chubby weeb girl in high school. It didn't fix my problems and just gave me new ones.

>>60836687
sucks to be you yo

>>60835682
i had sex with an ojisan and it made me double down on lusting over them how do you purpose i fix this

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