/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>60813722
She didn't write it/10

>>60813759
Wrong, bucko

>>60813781
Watch streams, she said didn't have as much input with this as Future Island

>>60813781
>Chaki Zulu

>>60813781
They had three people working on the lyrics, and they are still this much of a cringy mess?

>>60813874
so glad they hired a diverse cast

Mori sucks at music.

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>>60813722
>neaking-neaking-neaking-neaking-neaking
Bruh, this is gunna be a banger.

Video game fan music will always be extremely cringe inducing

>>60813781
Do you not understand how crediting works? First name listed did a majority of the work, Mori probably looked at it and fixed an English grammar mistake or something at most

>>60813722
>>60813862
Yikes, I have no strong feelings about Mori either way but it's gotta sting to be approached by Konami for a collab for a game series that you love, and then have no control over the final product being shit.

>>60813722
would definitelynot solid snake listen to it?

kino

>>60814358
NeaKINGAS usual I see

Do you think Mori ever resents being turned into a soulless marketing gimmick

>>60814794
if she hated her job, she probably wouldn't stream so much

>>60814617
Raiden would

>>60813935
The number of writers on a project makes the likelihood of something being shitty go way up.

>>60814358
I can already see the meme edits.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yJWAtev-sY

>>60813722
it's shit because JP the Wavy wrote it no need to belabor the point any further

>>60813759
>Didn't write it
>SNEAKING - Song by Mori Calliope(メタルギア公式コラボソング)
>Her name appears among the lyric writers
What did cuckbeat mean by this?

>Nvmbrr

>>60813722
>i switch my chingchongdingdongyingyongnignog
i hate it when they do this shit so much

>>60813722
This can't be real.

>>60815722
>He is by no means a celebrity in Japan, nor is he even a friend of Mori.
He must be the son of music company CEO.

>>60813722
Literally perfect for MGS. The series never took itself seriously at all so a goofy ass song is what it needs.

>>60813935
>They had three people working on the lyrics, and they are still this much of a cringy mess?

Look at who those three people are though: Mori Calliope, Chaki Zulu, and Nvmbrr. If anything, this song should be praised for being less of a dumpster fire than you would expect you would get putting those three people in the same room.

If Mori Calliope was a Japanese man, she would be Chaki Zulu. He even writes non-sensical English sections that look like they were blindly taken out of Google Translate the same way Mori does her Japanese sections.

As for Nvmbrr, he's literally worse than Mori Calliope and Chaki Zulu combined. This is a guy that works with JP THE WAVY & Bankroll Got It. You don't even need to listen to their music, it's exactly what you would expect three adult Japanese men that unironically call themselves JP THE WAVY, Bankroll Got It, and Novmbrr would make.

>>60813722
I don't want to sound like an anti sperg but I can't even begin to describe the feeling in my gut when I read this fucking garbage. Poor deadbeats

>>60814421
>nigga hates protomen

>>60816522
we'll just ignore it and go back to listening to her other things, just like it happened with the previous Wawy flop
UMG will follow the numbers if shit keeps failing in the same manner

>>60813722
I haven't heard any of her music in 2 years and this MGS promo thing isn't gonna change that

>>60816813
TELL ME NOW
IS THERE A MAN AMONG YOU HERE,
IS THERE NOT ONE WHO WILL STAND UP, AND TRY TO FIGHT?
TELL ME, MAN
IS THERE NOT ONE IN ALL YOUR RANKS
IS THERE NOT ONE WHO VALUES COURAGE OVER LIFE?

>>60814794
Are you kidding? She loves being a sellout. The only thing that upsets her about any of this is that she has to do it with her dumb cartoon avatar and not as her RM.

Horrible. Wtf

>>60813722
This is Konami hazing Cover until they're "ready" for Metal Gear perms

>>60813722
man there's really no reason to hype anything metal gear without Kojima, no matter how you feel about him, the series died when he left konami

>>60813722
Ain't no way this is real LMAO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzaDVgJlEV4
mori mogged (4 years in advance)

>>60814794
She loves it. She would kick her own mother in the throat if it would make her money off her music.

>>60819169
yeah but would she shit down her throat while she was on the ground? be specific.

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>>60813759
man I hope not lol. I'd be embarrassed if I wrote this.

>>60813722
>Sneaking like I'm SNAKE, Everybody keep it SOLID

>>60813722
this is so cancer i can't even tell if its real or not

>>60818507
No one, including Kojima could recreate the MGS magic anymore so that's kind of a moot point

>>60813722
Her worst song since I'm Greedy/10.
October is a cursed time for Deadbeats.

>>60813722
She peaked with Live Again.

>>60814794
I am pretty sure she would regret going back to her previous job rather than staying there, whatever hardship she may have there is closer to suffering from success than anything else

>>60813722
the fatman yab...

>>60813722
I can't wait until the inevitable song she makes about this
How all the backlash is from jealous haters/It's just business/It's how the world works/Being a shill is a good thing etc.

Call it SELLOUT or something like that

>>60814794
>Do you think Mori ever resents being turned into a soulless marketing gimmick

She is friends with C "I'm not a professional voice actor, but I play one on my Japanese corporate-owned YouTube account" DawgVA, so probably not.

>>60820328
>He's only had 2 roles for english dubbed anime

>>60813722
>言論統制 らりるれろ
>雷電みたいに一刀両断

>mgs 2 shit
>panders to kojimbo

>>60813722
did it for the money. shit lyrics as usual mori callioppai

Oh my fucking god, was this written by a high schooler?

>>60813722
If Snake would have listened to this, the foxdie would have killed him even quicker

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>>60813722
Worst thing I've ever read = Japs will love it

>>60813781
it literally says there that two other people wrote it numbnuts

>>60820468
with all his clout just 2??? i would have thought he would have moved to la or the uk where they can cast him in person for voice acting roles if he really wanted to do voice acting not another e-celeb that calls himself one

>>60820328
He's as good of a VA as Kronii

Hololive music has gotten worse since they parted ways with that Joshua tranny

>>60813722
>people actually listen to and enjoy this garbage

>>60822333
I think he has completely given up on voice acting and is just full time streamer now.

>>60822603
You mean full time leech. I'm surprised IronMouse is still alive after how much blood he's sucked

>>60822648
Well that is just world of e-celebs.

>>60815722
not surprised

>>60820285
Don't give her ideas. She was doing so well not caring about the haters.

I can't decide if this is worse than the shitty rap songs on that Robyn Hood show

>>60813722
>Sneaking-neaking-neaking-neaking-neaking-neaking-neaking-neaking

>>60813722
Imagine the seethe if it makes its in the master collection.

>>60813722
I'm just curious what neaking neaking neaking neaking is going to sound like.

>>60813722
OOOF

Twitter have a teaser of the song
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1714914280917586430

>>60819471
>filtered by death stranding
All it was missing was codec calls, and it almost half had them anyways.

>>60813722
she peaked with her only banger Yona Yona Journey fr fr on god.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YO1V9fn7zYo

>>60816813
I'm ready to cringe so hard my physical form collapses in on itself and I become a singularity of cringe.

>>60813722
Would have been better if the whole song was just "My name is Snake, nigga" repeated over and over.

>>60813722
SneakingSneakingSneaking
You DIG DAWG!?
SOLID

Deadbeats will defend these lyrics. they will seethe eternally about things like Kiara's voice and Gura's schedual but they will defend this song. Think about that for a moment.

>>60826785
I have seen mostly negative responses.

>>60826785
And fags like you will ignore she's already said she had a lot less freedom when making it than she would have liked.

>>60814198
>The Caucasity
At least this is one term redditors can't steal from black twitter.

Also pretty telling the lyrics says she's just dead cell, the worst, most forgettable bosses in the series.

FUCK YEAH SNEAKING

>2nd verse is entirely about MGS2, a game that only has snake in the first 10% of the game

>>60828075
See? Like you're doing now.

>>60828179
It's her favorite MGS. She likes how goofy it is.

>>60828187
>I'm willingly ignoring that it was corposlop she had little say in.
The lyrics are shit, I'm not defending the song you intentionally ignorant faggot but thanks for proving my point instantly.

Fucking Kidz Bop has better lyrical content than this shit

>>60828596
Also, thank fucking God this MV is forbidden from being watched in my country, otherwise I would have to accept it's existence

>>60826785
half of her own thread has been shitting on UMJ for making her work with the same shitters again

>>60814794
I think she’s genuinely trying to avoid that, given how she could totally focus more on music and stream less but chooses not to.
Here’s a rrat: I wonder if getting hate secretly makes Mori feel better since that means people still do pay attention to her content rather than just all the marketing she’s in.

>>60828448
>still defending Mori
Are you perhaps the person /b/ uses for logposting thread images?

>>60828948
>completely shifts the topic
Cool, thanks for conceding.

>>60813722
>No "la li lu le lo" chorus
Disappointing

>>60828715
hope you survive the war, Gazabro...

>>60829051
>Aha! If you do anything but play out the script in my head then you're conceding! I am genious!!!
lol faggot

>>60828937
No, that's obviously untrue. No mentally healthy person derives meaningful satisfaction from "hate".

Mori could NEVER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5EG_QZkuj4&

>>60829167
He already accepted your concession. You don't need to drag it out.

>>60829237
Ah, but I never gave a consession so there was nothing to accept. Therefore he is attepting to take things there are not there and thus insane.

>>60829312
Wow you write like a faggot and argue like one lmao.

>>60829390
You'd know, given your father anally raped you every day of your life. So, what's it like being the eternal bottom?

>>60813781
>Nvmbrr and Chaki Zulu
It's so over. Garbage confirmed.

>>60824078
That one actually got a well directed MV if anything.

>>60815419
no she wouldn't

>>60813722
>I go Sneaking-neaking-neaking-neaking-neaking-neaking-neaking-neaking
>Sneaking like I'm SNAKE, Everybody keep it SOLID

>>60813722
Jesus fucking Christ...

>>60813722
WTF? Is this a self-diss track?

>>60831700
Does the fire mean it's shit and everything it touches gets destroyed?

>>60813722
any actually self respecting artist would commit seppuku dear god is this bad

>>60833455
lmao
better artists have sold out with way worse

>>60833455
>self respecting artist
Pff
Name 5

FYI Nvmbrr is apparently a viet soundcloud rapper. Weird pick, but it's Konami.

Just wanna say that when lines like "closed on Sunday, you my Chick-fil-A" and "Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, spent three racks on a new chain, my bitch love do cocaine" chart on the Billboard Top 100, I genuinely don't think rap listeners have any room to judge Mori's lyrics.

>>60829167
nah man you're just retarded.

>>60834294
>viet
Looking at his IG he looks like a mixed black/jap dude, although I guess he could be black/viet too

>>60813722
Where my neakers at?

>>60813722

Guys is this the new “Jesus, Jesus japanesus”

>>60813722

I want to punch on the face the first fucking beta that told Mori in a pussy needing voice that she was a good rapper.

This shit is worse than Spiritual miracle lyrical individual meme

>>60813722
>first line my eyes land on is
>Too smart, 良すぎる頭 I'm a 天才
This line says one thing three times
>I go Sneaking-neaking-neaking-neaking-neaking-neaking-neaking-neaking
Why was this approved
>SONS OF LIBERTY
>自由の息子達
Holy shit

Let it be known I have a positive opinion of Mori Calliope, but I have never heard a single song from her

These lyrics are trash

>Sneaking-neaking-nanking-nanking

Woah I didn't know Mori was a japanese natsoc

>>60813722
i dont know what the japanese means so I'll just read it as her saying the n word

>>60813722
What do the lyrics even mean anymore when they’re just switching between two languages
Who is this for

>>60836072
>The first fucking beta that told Mori in a pussy needing voice that she was a good rapper.
“Deadbeat prime”

>>60834294
>FYI Nvmbrr is apparently a viet soundcloud rapper. Weird pick, but it's Konami.

Chaki Zulu and Nvmbrr are part of the same cringe Japanese internet rap scene Mori is part of. There is no way Konami hired those two unless they rubber stamped every one Mori recommended because they didn't give a fuck.

>>60837099
Not quite the same scene. Chaki Zulu and Nvmbrr are part of JP the Wavy's entourage.
From what I can find, Wavy's a Nepobaby for some big shot.
UMJ keeps pushing them and Wavy because of his connections even though they really don't have the talent to justify the platform their given.
Chaki Zulu apparently used to be a legit name in the early 2010s house scene, but it seems like he's just been cashing checks recently.
Nvmbrr just sucks, he has an average of 0 monthly listeners on Spotify, and with good reason. White bread mumble rap.

>>60813722
Jesus.

>>60838540
>using a vtuber's collab with a video game to prop up some nepobaby's friends
Does Universal Music really?

>>60817950
I'VE GIVEN EVERYTHING I CAN!

>>60838883
I mean, they basically used Wavy's collab with Calli to get him covered by Rolling Stone, so yeah.
https://rollingstonejapan.com/articles/detail/38645

>>60839994
>Rolling Stone
How is that thing not dead yet?

>>60813722
This is fake right?
There's no way this is fucking real?
The absolute state of Mori.

>>60841196
To be fair, she didn't fully write it.

>>60826785
Take solace in the fact their numbers are rapidly decreasing.

>>60841442
Gura's monthly average viewership is decreasing even faster.

>>60841384
You mean it could have been even worse?

>>60842064
>MUH GURA
Mori's too pussy to overlap her.

>>60842064
that's because she isn't active
while Mori is active

>>60842542
This image is always funny cause ignoring that Gura's waiting room was open earlier than that, you can literally see Mori get another peak after Gura goes live

>>60842993

>>60843239
Nice selfie sis
>>>/vt/image/+t9DPnuE5HrjrVHP1zXPjA
Your post history is abysmal

>>60843239

>>60828937
Lol interesting spin.
But her own raps in the past have fucking sucked. She may like to rap, but her rhymes and voice don't really hit the mark. She's much better at singing. I really enjoyed "Dawn Blue" for hololive Alternative. Jigoku 6 is also a lot better than her past works because she's leaning more into pop.

>>60843796
>Jigoku 6
>pop
What the fuck EP did you listen to?
It's got more rock then pop.
Hell, Sinderella was more pop then anything else that she put out.

>>60843692
>Every person using a reaction image is the same person
Go back to lereddit. You'll fit in better.

>>60844087
Pls learn what an "MD5" is retarchama

>>60813722
I know at this point comparing Mori to Kidzbop is a meme but this actually does sound like a kidzbop parody song, or some parody from the 2010-era youtube

>>60844265
Amazing you figured me out. I'm the guy that posted every ogey face ever. You deadbeats are amazing detectives.

>>60813722
Holy fucking cringe. and not the cringe kino one

>>60813722
Damn... who let her cook

>>60824078
That's just Taku Inoue rescuing her

>>60813722
>mori
shit

>>60813722
https://youtu.be/hMKf5mE3sdo?t=49
I can't be the only person reading the sneaking-neaking part in the pokemon opening song style right?

>>60844736
They do this for any other reaction image too, and then they call antis SEAmonkeys lmao

I feel like she only did this so she could get eventual perms for the games on the EN side. Cause this song REALLY ain't it.

>>60813722
shit, like pretty much any modern music "artist"

>>60813722
Red and the One Piece OP are the only songs ive ever enjoyed out of mori

>>60813722
i rate it OP rent free out of 10

>>60813722
Hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha. Hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha. Holy shit you cum eating cuckolds deadbeats Hololive EN and JP cucks are something else bootlickers like the Xbox retards botlick Microsoft.

>>60854798
Based and redpilled. Also Kiara is blacked by a black bull.

>>60813722
how did we go from snake eater to this shit?

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>>60813722
God what a sellout whore. I love Metal Gear too much to ever want to co-sign pissing on its legacy like this. Some people would really do anything for a buck

>>60814198
>THE CAUCASITY
>beep

>>60856180
man white people are going to be so annoying once the pendulum swings and people decide saying they can't dance is actually racist.