/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

you forgot the subject... you fucking retard... you fucked it up...

>>60797246
What is this thread about?

NO SUBJECT

are we really dead?

I KNEW IT. THE JELLYPOSTER JINXED IT!

I love Shiina! Bito Baker you fucking dumbass

>>60797246
Where am I?

1 thread under /pcai/
2 threads under /pcgen2+/
2 threads under _____
27 threads and counting under /pcgia/

>>60797283
The subject is white women

On a side note, I want to try to learn how to draw simple stuff on the computer. Is it doable with a mouse or will I need to get a drawing tablet?

I love Pipkin Pippa. PIPIPIPIPIPI. Her voice, her demeanor, her kindness, Pippa is the perfect woman. Before her, the only girl who ever showed me kindness was my little sister. I love Pipkin Pippa and no amount of bad streams is gonna change that.

>>60797099
^See this

https://youtu.be/WDYwl2PoXRQ

>>60797387
My bad, dude.

>>60797516
all of my mspaint shitposts are made with a mouse. you can manage

This Pippa x Hexa stream is like watching two 9-year-olds fight on a playground.

>>60797516
You can start with the mouse, no problem, but I guess the pros would recommend the tablet anyway

disgusting

Wemi is the brattiest member of Phase Connect!

>>60797610
You can get a cheap tablet for like 50$ probably.

>>60797435
Kek, I wonder how long trackerposter will continue this. Eventually there will be 100 threads

>>60797516
How simple? A pen tablet is ~150 loonies so it might be worth it if you actually want to get into drawing. For meme stuff, mouse is fine.

>>60797605
>watching Pippa while real white girl kino is going on
Grim

why are you guys posting phase connect images when the thread is about

Shiina I'm sorry the white women are too kino tonight

>>60797605
Wrong thread and wrong stream to be watching if you want to enjoy your evening.

i am offering to use the emergency bread, it is still
ready and has the subject, but will contain a different OP image

>>60797779
Nah, we roll with this one

>>60797779
No. Double baking is a sin, even in cases such as this.

>>60797779
With enough autism we can overcome this hurdle. We've done it before.

[Rie news]
Ashley Chisaka's family had a plantation back in the day, and that's why she's rich today (according to Raeschelle Himemiya)

This collab has me too entertained I forgot the subject.

>>60797779
I think we're okay with this.

>>60797779
We’ll ride this one out, it’s only right. We won’t waste edible bread like /pcg/ does

>>60797814
>>60797819
>>60797850
then we endure

oh fug tiger pussy :D

>>60797779
We finish our bread in this household.

>>60798012
on my face

>>60798084
yeah, me

>>60798070
can't we just grind it up into breadcrumbs? then it won't go to waste but we don't have to pretend it's a normal bread

>>60798012
oh fug

>>60798164
this post? all me

>>60798194
shitpost until we hit the bump limit?

>>60798261
this post? yeah, my fingers

Airi is losing it in this stream

This post will trigger bump limit!

>>60798334
Always a viable strategy.

>>60798369
good try!

>>60798012
>the Finn is Spurdo posting

>>60798334
I can shitpost until the bump limit

>>60798334
You want to bake again within 2 hours? I mean, it's possible, but I need to sleep, so I can't help you guys.

>>60798399
it didn't work... i must have said the magic spell wrong...

>>60798391
we are almost 1/6 of the way there within 15 minutes, it's possible within 2 hours

>>60798408
sprölö lörö :DDDD

maybe this post will trigger bump limit

>>60798360
Yup, she's going nuts

>pcg is about to bake
if they forget the subject, may mercy be upon us

>>60798473
I'll make it 1 hour and 15 minutes

We need to figure out a way to get the starknights, makinists and pankophiles to go on separate autistic rants. That will carry us to bump limit.

>>60798585
i am currently making bito edits, i can shitpost too

Why wasn't Panko or Lia invited to the white girl collab?

>>60798585
If you post coomis with spelling errors in the posts we can make it

>tfw I watch women play games

>>60797605
Where is the stream?

>>60798564
Imagine two pcg threads with no titles... hilarious

>>60798634
can i see

>>60798663
>coomis

>tfw I visit Oulu (it's a shit city)

>>60798734

>less than 900 viewers in total across twitch and youtube

Grim.

>>60798760
Do you not know what a coomi is?

>>60798734
when it's done

>>60798784
i regret asking

>>60798793
nope

Phil Anselmo has a good rhythm for a white boy

Ashley is so erotic I think I like her more than Airi

>>60798832
This is a hime cute edit

Botox for Ashley Chisaka!

>>60798938
what?

Ashley...

so are we using this bread? was I shitposting for nothing?

>both /pcgia/ on front page by post rate
this bodes well

>>60799049
We're using this thread and you're shitposting with purpose.

>>60799049
we're eating as fast as we can

>>60799103
I am finally having purpose...

>>60798985
AAAAAAAAA I LOVE ASHLEEEEEEEEY FUCK PIXEL REPS

>white women are the reason I can't find decent clothes at thrift stores anymore
>poor people can't even be poor anymore
Please don't ruin chicken thighs for me

>>60799189
more airi for me then

Is Phase Connect Coffee good for you?

oh fug :DDDD don't look :DD el nipplers :DDD

>>60799270

>>60799254
only with airi's milk

>>60799198
The only thighs that'll be ruined today are the bito's once I'm done with him.

This is fucking hilarious but I'm eepy. Good night unnamed thread

My father's family home was just a little under two hours away by car from where we lived, a small village surrounded by farmland. I often stayed with my grandparents during my summer vacation and winter breaks from school, and they were always happy to play with me... but the last time I visited them was over ten years ago now, when I was still in my third year of high school. It was my Spring break and I had been invited to visit; and since the weather was good, I rode my bike out to their house.
After I got there, I was a little cold, so I stretched out for a moment in a warm sunny spot off the road. Then I heard something strange...
"Poyo, Poyoppoyo, Poyo, poyoyo ..."
It wasn't a mechanical noise; it sounded strange... but human. I looked about to see where the noise was coming from, and saw a white hat peeking over the top of the hedge. The hat moved along to a break in the hedge, when I could see that it was being worn by a woman with a white dress and a robotic arm. She had to be tall, though; the hedge was over two meters high (8 feet). Before I could really think about this much, the woman was gone, seemingly disappeared. The strange sound was gone too. At the time, I just guessed that the person's apparent height had been due either to wearing very tall platform shoes, or that it had been a robot dressed up like a woman. Odd, but that was all.
A little later, while having tea with Grandma and Grandpa, I mentioned the strange person I had seen and that I thought it was a android... but when, as an afterthought, I also mentioned the strange "poyo, poyo, poyo" noise, my grandparents panicked. My Grandpa suddenly showered me with questions: "When did you see this?!," "How much taller than the fence?!," "Did they look AT you?!". I answered as quickly as he asked, then he rushed to the phone in the hallway, shutting the sliding door so I couldn't hear the call. The room was suddenly very quiet. Grandma smiled a little, but was trembling for some reason. Grandpa came back soon, and told me I would be staying overnight with them. I had to admit that I didn't understand what the fuss was about, and asked what was so bad about the strange woman. Grandpa said "Grandma can tell you." He then looked at her and said he was going to pick up someone named "T-chan", and then left.
In a clearly shaky voice, Grandma said: "It seems that Erina has become interested in you... but we shouldn't worry. Grandpa is making arrangements." Grandma then told me, a little at a time, that Erina was not a person; she was some sort of monster. Her appearance could change somewhat -- sometimes blue, sometimes pink -- but she would always be abnormally tall, and would always have a creepy laugh... "Poyo Poyo Poyo."
Once Erina took an interest in a person, they were rizzed to death in just a few days; and the last known victim of Erina had been a few months previous.

>>60799347
nini buttercookie!

>>60799347
Have a good night, buttercookie.

kino schizo post jellycounter

>>60799254
which phase connect custom roast coffee makes the best pumpkin spice latte?

>>60799432
If you're talking about the Erina one, that wasn't me.

>>60799347
nini buttercookie, sleep well!

>>60799347
Goodnight.

As a young man in the 1940s, my father started the purposeful breeding of ravens, the goal was to breed the largest possible individuals. He collected eggs from the nests and incubated them in an incubator he built himself. The chicks were fed high-quality food and weighed daily. The individuals that grew the fastest were always able to continue the family, and the others were released into the wild. Over the years, the size of the ravens began to increase. When they were 9 kilos, they lost their ability to fly, and their wings and tail began to atrophy and their legs became stunted. After my father died, I continued the project myself. Today, the largest ravens are 52 kilograms when sexually mature. Their plumage has changed to a fine latex-like shiny down and is pitch black in color. Ravens stand upright in a human-like manner, and the muscular upper part of their legs already corresponds to the thickness of human legs. There are no more wings, but in their place are short and strong hook-like stumps that remotely resemble human hands. The tail has completely disappeared and the cloaca has migrated to the place where the tail used to be. The beak is shortened and resembles a human crouch.

Since the beginning, the ravens have had the radio on as entertainment in their shelter, which they have heard talk about. Later, the radio was replaced by a television and later a computer with internet connection and large screens. Today, ravens master a couple of hundred human words and know how to use them in the right contexts. The sound is metallic and low.

By nature, male ravens are very aggressive. They try to mate every time a person enters the cage, and without a long-handled brush or similar, it's difficult to keep them under control. Females are downright gentle, but even they have intercourse constantly on. When a person arrives, they often turn their tails open so that the cloaca is exposed, and contract the muscles around it, causing the cloaca to pulsate and flash. Females like it when the cloaca is fingered and often start repeating sayings they learned from porn videos on the internet. If you lie on the floor on your back, the female immediately sits on top and knows how to anatomically place her cloaca in exactly the right place for the human genitalia, then starts a rhythmic back and forth movement. The suction power of the cloaca is very strong, being up to 9 kilopascals/square centimeter at times. It is difficult for a person to resist such forces. The project continues...

Doremus?

They're knocking it out of the park tonight

2 hime OPs at the same time, show me your smug fucking face bitos

>>60799347

>>60799508
putting finnish copypastas through google translate is kinda funny

number time, in only 35 minutes we are over a 3rd though the thread limit, still under that 2 hour mark with 15 minutes left to spare

>>60799658
Makinist?

>>60799432
I'm just making copypasta out of Japanese horror stories. Nasacat the Kudan, Erina the Hachishakusama. Kinda fun but I need to figure out ones for everyone else in Phase.

>>60799740
yes airihead?

>>60799743
oh that's pretty good for shitposting

>>60799708
i'm cooldown posting as fast as i can jellybelly

so /pcgia/, what are your favorite songs?

>>60799842
update on the bito for you

>>60799842
Jelly belly sounds like you're calling someone fat.

>>60799901
what the fuck are you doing to us..,,.

>>60799908
It sounds like jellybean to me

>>60799908
the bitos are now jellybellies

>>60799901
my first impression

>>60799936
all shall be revealed

It's quite interesting how I feel attached to a person whom I've never met. Perhaps I'm going crazy or some shit

>>60800089
crazy?

>>60799952
Are you insinuating that Bitos are fat?

>>60800089

>>60800089
crazy?

>>60800108
I was crazy once...

>>60800110
>>60800020
nope

>>60800179
they locked me in a room

>Airi is die from laughing so much
I LOVE HAPPY WOMEN
COLLAB RANCH ROCKS

ahahahah airi

Honestly, I'd like to move out to Beverley Hills. Just throw all my good decisions in the trash and fuck my finances up completely. I'd like to get myself a studio apartment near a sorority house, the kind the upscale white rich girls live at. Why, you may ask? For the express purpose of getting thrill killed by Raeschelle, Ashley and Lucia. I would orbit every frat party, hover around Starbucks, go to the dog park. Anything to get in contact with one of them. Raeschelle would be the first to take interest in me of course, and would invite me to a keg party at her place. After a night of excessive drinking, Lucia, still sober, would float the idea of taking the 4 of us to the hills, which I would of course accept. We'd hop in her hot pink convertible and make our way up, with the alcohol pumping through my veins keeping me sane through the incessant talk of nail polish and clothing. Eventually, we'd park, surrounded by the shade of the tree line, and Lucia would beckon us to join her deeper in the forest. Once we're far enough in, Lucia would smash my head with a tree branch and I would drop to the ground. Lucia would pass out knives to Raeschelle and Ashley, and Lucia and Raeschelle would take turns gleefully stabbing me. After a bit of prodding, Ashley would reluctantly join in, eventually finding joy in the violence. As the high pitched laughter and smell of pumpkin spice overloads my senses, I smile, and allow the darkness to take hold of me.

This honestly is kind of stupid.

>>60799901
based CSP editor

>>60800246
a rubber room...

All those kisses? _____

Those kisses holy fuck

>>60800501
Were for me

RATE THE WHORE
RATE THE PONWOLF
RATE THE HE MAY
RATE THE WHITE
RATE THE STARBUX
RATE THE WEST COAST

>>60800501
Holy shit they must really love this thread, huh?

Now... Tell me about Erina.... Why was she in the rubber room?

>>60800525
this post, all me

>>60800392
a rubber room with rats

>>60800529
He may is still streaming/10
but this was really fun and reminded me how hot white girls are. I was almost cured of my yellow fever…

>>60800529
Cross-thread ratepost
>>60800507

>>60800529
Kino of the highest order.
Hime and Lumi knocked it out of the park and Airi was so cute and out of her element. These three should collab more often

>>60800529
YAAAS/10

>>60800529
Literal kino.

>>60800652
And rats make me crazy.

[Phase Friend Hexa News] She’s a very nervous person

>>60800529
Absolute kino.

Imagine if the races were reversed.

It’s terminal…

>>60800734
crazy?

>>60800819
I was crazy once.

>>60800798
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>60800529
I LOVE WHITE WOMEN

>>60800798
YOU FAKE BITCH!

>>60800798
Nice. More Ashley streams while Airi can rest for her trip.

>>60800860
they locked me in a room

>>60800919
a rubber room with rats.

>>60800898
I hope Panko gets invited to the next white woman coffee session and feels better soon

>>60800991
I feel like Panko would do the mean girls bit extremely well.

>>60800970
And rats make me crazy.

damn I pushed those metal balls into my ass, because I thought I'd try how well you can shoot them into the wall with an ass spray. so the ass is full of water with a shower and a pissing + a pounding, everyone has tried this, right? now then water and crap flew, but the bullets didn't. the heating level increases, because at 10:00 in the morning, I leave for a week's vacation in the sun with my friends. Yeah. by plane. what the hell am i explaining at the security check? i have ball bearings in my ass? Can I put olive oil on my ass? or is it worth drinking? as additional information: OP's 4/5 crush (19-year-old muija) is going on a trip, and maybe I could grease my back a little and even further, if it weren't for the fucking bullets in my ass. So OP himself is a 22-year-old student.

>>60801087
crazy?

>>60801056
Yeah, I think she could play into that sort of character really well, and take some fancy European angle on it too

>>60801176
i was crazy once

>>60801106
Is this another Spurdo shitpost?

>>60801106

jesus fucking christ I want Ember and Erina to brap on my face.

>>60801221
they locked me in a room

>>60801252
perhaps

>>60801275
just watch

>>60801315
Pippa made this post

>tfw nobody in this thread knew how bad it was when cocks bärs dieds. rips cocks bärses

>>60801315
what?

I will make it...

gen 2 and invader friend nasa is streaming
https://www.youtube.com/live/M6kAX_h4Vds

>>60801557
you read it. that's my dream my nigga

>>60801630
fixed link maybe?
https://www.youtube.com/live/M6kAX_h4Vds?

>>60801315
I don't have a pic to describe my feelings upon reading this post, so have this instead.

>>60801702
again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6kAX_h4Vds

Friendly reminder that in less than 2 hours it's the Chinchilla's birthday. Someone in the stream chat said they have a kudoboard if anyone is interested in posting something for her.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_x0Gc3NEQ4

(google translate fucking sucks)

These damn things.

I then left the window open in the evening, as I usually always do. I like fresh air, who doesn't? Autumn is slowly starting to cool our nights etc.

I woke up to this when one of our friends in the animal world is mourning the devil by the ear. You must have come inside to warm up. I fucked it up and it went to the window. I decided to continue sleeping and let the body get its heat. I wake up again to this hellish infernal mourning!!

Jäbä had taken his friend to the fair. Invited to the party with his fucking pheromones.

Now it's raining!

I jumped out of bed in a fit of rage, turned on the light and grabbed Aamulehti from the table and made a tight fucking stunner out of it. The chase began.

I scurried around the room, plucking those lumps out of the air with my cotton ball and watched with pleasure as one after the other fell in a handsome arc towards the wall, the mourning also ended like a wall.

I am the fucking definition of an apex predator.

But yes, animal friends are great and I have empathy for them, but these pellets die every time they come here to roost!

I think I can still hear the rustling...

(google translate fucking sucks)

>>60801859
too long
didn't read

>>60801735
honestly, I kinda want to shoot myself

>>60800529
Love

I miss Lacie

Am I in the right thread? Surely you guys wouldn’t make such a silly mistake more than once?
One time I can understand. Two times and it starts to like like either intentional sabotage or malicious incompetence.
It’s been a pretty good day too all things considered, so it’s kinda sad you had to cap it off with some botched bread.
This place deserves better.

when we next bake, shall we add a line of text above the links saying what this thread is for
eg:

>what is /pcgia/?
This is a thread for Phase Connect's gen 2 and invader talents

▼Phase Connect Links
Official Website:
https://phase-connect.com/
Official Schedule:

maybe so when we forget the subject, the thread doesnt get confused with /pcg/ as easily

a while ago I popped into a random Hime karaoke and she sang a song I can not find and tonights collab made me want to listen to it again. She basically said you want real white girl hours and sang it.

Do not feed the concern troll.

>>60801982
>lumi ends
>goku poster appears
HMMM

Honestly? I'd like to kidnap a bito. I'd hop in the van and patrol the local gay clubs and tabletop shops, looking for the skinniest twinks you can find. When I spot someone sufficiently faggy enough, I would go in, fast as I can. A quick dose of Chloroform and a bag over the head, I'd toss them in the van and skidaddle, making my way to a nearby private garage. They would awake, stripped naked, hanging in chains from the ceiling, and I would approach from the darkness, wig in hand. Now, Raeschelle may not be real, but I have a goal, and reality would never stop me. I would put the blonde twintail wig on the bito, circle around to his back, and shove a giant prostate massager up his asshole. I would turn it to the max and circle back around to the front, looking straight into his eyes. He would blush and try to hide his pleasure, soft moans occasionally breaking the facade. His hips undulating and cock throbbing, he would eventually finish, and I'd hold out a cup, and catch the load inside. I'd carry it over to a nearby table, and after mixing it with some pumpkin spice, brew a fresh cup of coffee. It may not be Raeschelle's milk, but it will do. I look back over to my beautiful blonde sow, still quivering from his orgasm, and take a sip of my beverage. Feeling refreshed, I'd turn and make my way towards the exit, now provided with the caffeine and energy I need to start my day.

>>60801991
no. it's better if forgetting the subject is painful and costly, to discourage people from forgetting.

>>60801982
Goku help us eat this bread. You like eating right?

I believe I have failed in my quest to reach the bump limit in 1 hour and 15 minutes by myself. I am sorry. This will not happen again.

>>60802082
Makes you think.

>>60802210
>It's already been an hour
What the fuck

>>60802229
me on the right

>>60802261
time goes fast

>>60802184
I’ve had my fill of bread, but I’m always hungry.
Got anything round and orange? Preferably with 1-7 stars on the side?

>>60802082
Clearly a gummi
Not very Kaneko like.
Case dismissed.

>>60801982
careful now kakarot, aren't you one who has also made mistakes in the past, as have i, it would be rude of us to kick them while they're down
>>60802261
and it's been 200 posts, while time is fast, we are faster

>>60802409
you better eat like a motherfucker

>>60802409
You mean like this? Yeah I saw it at page 10 along with a dead, bald manlet.

>>60802475
>finger point
It's over.

>>60802300
Erina?

https://twitter.com/ChisakaAiri/status/1714856137429065842
SSSEEEEEXXXXX WITH AIRI

>>60802842
in bed with me

>>60802847
>Airi
Who?

>>60802897
I MISS AIRI
I WANT HER KOREAN TITTY MAGIC BACK

>>60802847
Green-eyed Chisaka Ashley confirmed.

>>60802897
>>60802984

Well its not Ashley, her eyes are different. Maybe its their friend Eira.

/pcgia/ friend lia will be playing andy and laylay tomorrow

I'd like to laylay Lia and her mom.

>>60801982
>filename
good one goku poster

>>60803026
Lia should stop copying Pippa

only 1,5 hours so I could go buy more alcohol

>>60803132
Literally everyone has played Class of '09. Knock it off.

>>60803193
fin anon.......

>>60803193
Based alcoholic.

>>60803132
I think it's cute when the girls copy each other

>>60803193
Buy вoдкy. Isn't it, like, your national drink too? Or am I misremembering something?

>>60803222
yes?

Well that was cringe

Honestly, I feel like I'm a happier person since I started watching Phase but I'm significantly less mentally stable than I was before.

>>60803355
the fuck is вoдкy? Finns don't speak russian.

>>60803528
vodka

>>60803492
i don't feel less sane, but im happy i found content i enjoy and a purpose in life maybe a little less sane

>>60803492
i'm pretty much the same

>>60803539
Vodka doesn't have any taste.

>>60803657
other than alcohol

>>60803657
You dont taste of anything

does anyone have the panko manko soundposts?

>>60803790
I do

>>60803790
>panko manko
PANKO MANKO

>>60803657
who cares about the taste when you can just be drunk

>>60803867
that is true

>>60803843
thankyou, i should probably trawl the /manko/ threads

>>60803843
PANGO MANGO

https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1Gl0WHDV_ylPJ_nuG0RGtAWD3DsDSS2xX
Join Shiina in building gunpla for the low low cost of owning a 3D printer.

´_`

>>60804023
JELLY IN 8 HOURS

>>60803963
not clicking your virus

JELLY IS CUTE :D

>>60804080
erina in ? hours

>>60804170
Erina NEVER EVER…mom is dead

>>60804170
we could figure out the cytube and watch the discord or ring camera stream

>>60804122
Its from >>>/m/22203844

>>60804206
TIGER PUSSY WILL BE BACK

Hey guys, I just tripped and fell down my stairs, and my head is feeling fuzzy. Can someone tell me who the fuck this is?

>>60804212
yeah we could... I am drunk for that shit though

>>60804280
lemme check the files

>>60804280
That's Komachi Panko

>>60804280
Looks like Himemiya Rie of Phase Connect.

>>60804372
himemiya rie? who's that?

>>60804325
Appreciate you.
>>60804358
On further examination, it looks like they have the same ears, but the color looks wrong. Might be due to my massive head trauma, though.
>>60804372
I just searched this name and it says she's a princess of some kind? Is this true?

>>60804372

>>60804490
hmmmm, upon checking the database, it seems this one is called jEly

>>60804630
jEly, huh? Sounds familiar. Bit of a weird spelling choice, though.

I don't know if I want to believe...Airi ASMR after so long...

>>60804775
This thread will not survive that night.

>>60804775
im excited to see what kind of asmr

>>60804775
>potential Airi and Dizzy ASMR on the same night
I’m not ready…

>>60804831
Its just a zatsu stream with her ASMR mic. Last time she played with slimes a bit and tried to let us hear her heartbeat through her tits and back.

>>60804730
hmm, let me take another look

>>60804935
WAO

>>60804775
She's been really affectionate lately, she's really gonna miss us... I should draw something nice for her.

>>60804775
Airi should make it up to us by raiding Pippa's house IRL
She has said her business trip will take her within driving distance of the rabbit and she needs to visit

Imagine Airi calling out Pippa about staring at her massive booba in person

>>60804935
zatsu asmr can be good, slime is nice, good for tingles, heartbeat not so much

>>60804957
Calm yourself pankophile, it won't start until 11pm west coast time.

>>60804964
she loves streaming, especially after how good the last few streams have been it's obvious she's found her passion

>>60805027
I live on the west coast and even that’s too late for me

Is the reason I find Pippa’s fucking incest game so hot because I don’t have any siblings?

>>60805160
you know, you could listen to it while falling asleep, i do it all the time

I will go buy some whiskey in an hour

>>60805215
wrong image

>>60805215
How's he supposed to bust one off while he's asleep.

>>60805188
i find it hot because leyley is the type of girl younger me would die for

>>60805317
you guys bust to sfw asmr and don't just use it to relax?

>>60805215
Speaking which, I’m going to bed. Nini

>>60805409
nini doremu, sleep well!

>>60805409
nini doremu!

>>60805160
My condolences, I'll double the volume and listen for both of us.

>>60805338
She’s really sexy yeah hmm

>>60805390
I always figured that's what it was for. But I also don't know shit about it.

fat hag is /here/
she saw everyone here calling her a fat grifter, now she's sad. bet she won't collab with pippa again after this.

>>60805409
Have a good night, doremu.

>>60805520
wrong thread buddy

>>60805520
that was happening in /pcg/, we've been busy trying to hit the bumplimit so we can rebake

>>60805520
She might not have thick skin but she does have thick rolls!!

Seriously though what is with people and getting offended over people judging their excess weight? It’s the easiest problem in the world to solve. You can quite literally run from it.

>>60805520
/pcgia/?

>>60805520
If she was /here/ all she'd see is upper mid quality funposting. I think you have us confused with another thread, friend.

>>60804775
OH GOD I NEED AIRI TO POST A TIME!!!! FUCK I DON’T WANT TO MISS THIS!!!!!!

>>60805609
just passing by to help out

>>60805653
we shitposted out way to one of the fastest threads on the board, beating out most fast generals and ALL small corp generals, only for some better bread

>>60805520
wrong thread

>>60805701
Late PST is the best she can probably say. She can't start until everyone else goes to sleep.

>>60805793
well, how's he supposed to know? from looking at the subject?

>>60805781(me)
except /pcg/

>>60805741
Normally I'd think you were a fag but I appreciate you this time. Have a good rest of your day, bro.

>>60805818
Shit you’re right we don’t have a subject

Is the thread so fast that nobody will see me say that I think Nasa is cute?

>>60805924
I SAW AND SHE IS

>>60805955
NOOOO FORGET YOU SAW THAT!!!!

I want to spend a decade of research perfecting a matter altering beam that I can use to shapeshift into the form of a playing card so Jelly can slam me down as hard as she can when she gets excited playing Solitaire. I'd prefer to be an Ace but I'll take what I can get.

Deyr fé, deyja frændr, deyr sjálfr it sama.
Ek veit einn at aldri deyr: dómr um þráðinn hvern.

>>60805924
The weirdest thing happened to me today /pcgia/. I was doing some jong matches while looking after my parent's pregnant cat, Star. I had just dealt in to a nyagger's tanyao nomi when I hear an angry screech come from the room over. Rushing in, I saw a pissed off Star, with her back arched, staring at something in the corner. I turned and looked at what had pissed Star off. At first I thought it was another cat. But it couldn't have been, its head was too big, too round to be a cat. I approached it and called out to it. When I got within a meter or so, its head snapped around and it looked directly into my eyes. Freaked me the fuck out too because, and I know you won't believe me, it had Nasa's face. I stared at this part-cat, part-Nasa creature for a good minute and just as I was about to speak it opened its mouth.

"The next bread will forget the subject."

I asked it what it meant and the Nasacat just stared at me. Just as I was getting frustrated and about to call animal control it spoke again.

"ナサちゃんはかわいい。サヨナラ."

And it just phased out, leaving nothing behind. I searched the house and finding nothing, I went back to jong to try and forget about it.

>>60805409
Goodnight.

>>60806176
You saved us. Bless you, Pankophile.

do you think Hexas reads /here/ too?
probably not at the moment mind.

>>60806176
Make it Ancient Greek next time if you can

>>60806311
Yeah, she's the pippa ritualposter.

ok last number time because i'm autistic and love looking at statistics, in 2 hours and 30 minutes we made 308 posts
just over 2 posts per minute and almost half have images, even without streams for the most part
we were the 8th fasted thread on the board, even slipping into 7th
post rates mean nothing if they are bad, but despite the lack of subject, the shitposting was fun, this general has a good future

>>60805818
fuck... we don't have subject....

>>60806338
best i can do is castellano

test bake?

>>60806346
based?

>>60806170
I want to spend a decade sniffing jelly’s smelly granny panties

>>60806362
well okay then

Honestly Dizzy should play both Digimon Story Cyber Sleuth games

hi hexa :)

>>60806347
What a crazy night for pcg+

testbake

subject: /pcgia/ - Phase ALiAS and Invaders General

>what is /pcgia/?
This is a thread for Phase Connect's gen 2, Alias, and invader talents

▼Phase Connect Links
Official Website:
https://phase-connect.com/
Official Schedule:
https://schedule.phase-connect.com/
Official Twitter:
https://twitter.com/PhaseConnect
Official Character References:
https://pastebin.com/RP5DxAmi
Unofficial Phase Connect Archives:
https://pastebin.com/qAsMRhBa
––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––
▼Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美 (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/kaneko_lumi
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/c/KanekoLumi
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
Twitch Archive: https://www.youtube.com/@lumikaneko
▼Fuura Yuri ふうら百合 (EN) [†]
Archive: https://www.youtube.com/@TheNationalFuuraYuriArchive/playlists
▼Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/dizzydokuro
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@dizzydokuro/
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/dizzydokuro
▼Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/jellyhoshiumi
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@jellyhoshiumi/
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/jellyhoshiumi
▼Ember Amane 天音エンバー (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/emberamane
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@EmberAmane/
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/emberamane
––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––––
▼Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/Remilia_Nephys
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/c/RemiliaNephys
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/remilianephys
▼Chisaka Airi 千坂 アイリ (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/ChisakaAiri
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/c/ChisakaAiri
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/chisakaairi
Twitch Archive: https://youtube.com/channel/UCx7aPMHI_kK1CP6zSvilHSA
▼Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川 しいな (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/AmanogawaShiina
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/c/AmanogawaShiina
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/amanogawashiina
Twitch Archive: https://youtube.com/channel/UCkDfBt3R64R2rRIrAQwldeQ
▼Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/HimemiyaRie
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/c/HimemiyaRie
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/himemiyarie
Twitch Archive: https://youtube.com/channel/UC3-Rfh_Ek-s6EUWS4fT5VPw
▼Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/ErinaMakina
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/c/ErinaMakina
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/erinamakina
▼Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ (EN)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/komachipanko
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/c/KomachiPanko
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/komachipanko
Twitch Archive: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCa_EIfw5I5uDlwsK6sc-83Q

▼Phase Friends
/pcg/ >>>/vt//pcg/
Lia from Phase Connect
Prism >>>/vt//ppg+/
Ex-Tsunderia >>>/vt//tsunx/
Kawaii >>>/vt//pkg/
Idol Corp >>>/vt//jidf/
Other Small Corpos >>>/vt//corpo/
Yubicraft >>>/vt//ybc/

Thread Template:
https://pastebin.com/gqRdGM9A

Previous Thread: >>60797246

>>60806498
Looks good, bro. Don't fuck this up.

>>60806498
you were faster

>>60806498
nice jEly

>>60806498(me)
testing out how:

>what is /pcgia/?
This is a thread for Phase Connect's gen 2, Alias, and invader talents

looks as currently, it's easy to mistake us as /pcg/ on catalog and the day when we both bake without subjects are bound to happen

>>60806689
Looks good. Just capitalize gen and invader.

>>60806689
Not bad I suppose. As long as we stay steady this should filter out any tourist confusion

>>60806498
>>60806689
I got beat to another testbake...
i'll update the pastebin to add the "what is /pcgia/?" section tomorrow. Also capitalize Gen and Invader.

can someone please tell me where I can watch the blonde collab?

>>60806776
>>60806815
i will, and will capitalise ALiAS as such too
>>60806797
that's the plan

>>60806933
VOD is on both Hime’s yt and Lumi’s twitch

Will the next thread have a subject?

>>60806689
Why is it 'Alias and Invader'? Wouldn't 'Invader and Alias' make more sense? It's /pcgia/ not /pcgai/...

Lumi is dead.

>>60807073
the order should be different in the abbreviation and the expansion to confuse people

>>60806996
thanks

>>60807070
Hope so.

>>60807073
the order was chosen first and the abbreviation was altered to avoid being an ai thread

>>60807112
>>60807165
naruhodo

>>60807070
i'll make sure of it

>>60806689
>This is a thread for Phase Connect's gen 2, Alias, and invader talents
Maybe formatting this in a way to where "Phase Connect" is at the end of the sentence instead of the start will deter some confusion since it would highlight the gens a lot more rather than the company.

did the jellybelly post the bito edit....

>>60807335
>>60806815
good point, so something like this?

subject: /pcgia/ - Phase ALiAS and Invaders General

>what is /pcgia/?
This is a thread for 2nd Generation, ALiAS, and Invader talents of Phase Connect

▼Phase Connect Links
Official Website:
https://phase-connect.com/

>>60807420
it's in progress

>>60807442
Perfecto

>>60807442
Honestly the original statement is fine. Trying to accommodate to retards who won’t read it anyway and at the same time making the wording more awkward is stupid.
Just stick with this >>60806689

I want a bito to take the popcat form so I can grab it by the legs, spin 1080 degrees and splat it against the wall.

>>60807606
that's really mean of you anon
why would you do that to us?

>>60807442(me)
>>60807529
adding "the" inbetween for and 2nd to make it a little more gramatically correct

This is a thread for the 2nd Generation, ALiAS, and Invader talents of Phase Connect

>>60807567
fair, but I do like the wording, it feels more official and puts the talents first as they are what's more important

>>60807654
I dunno. Sounds fun.

MEEMAW X SAYU GAY SEX

>>60807784
Proof?

>>60807654

Birthday Chinchilla

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_x0Gc3NEQ4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_x0Gc3NEQ4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_x0Gc3NEQ4

>>60807718
>it feels more official and puts the talents first as they are what's more important
Nobody aside from us will care about the significance of the talents being mentioned before the company in a disclaimer statement at the top of the OP. Nobody aside from us will even read it most likely.
The wording is much clunkier, the misuse of commas is ugly and it doesn’t look more “official” at all. keeping it simple is always the better option than trying to needlessly complicate things for insignificant reasons.

>>60808079
>misuse of commas is ugly
it's not a misuse, commas are used to add a detail after, such as a name, as long as you contain it within commas it's ok.

>>60807718
>2nd Generation, ALiAS, and Invader
this reads as three things separated by commas. there is no way for a reader unfamiliar with alias to know that you're saying that the second generation is called alias.

just don't forget the subject.

This thread needs to hurry up and die so I can ritual post and go to bed.

>>60808234
I understand how commas work. The second proposed statement is such a travesty to look at that it should be considered a misuse of the English language in its entirety.

DIE ALREADY! I NEED MORE ALCOHOL!

>>60807977

>>60808237
>>60808390
the comma between "ALiAS" and "and" denotes it as a specification rather than part of the list, i could remove both commas though if that would make a common ground as it would technically still be correct

>>60808443
Just drink more.

>>60808537
I would drink more, but I have to ritual post