/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>60654142
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments:
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>60654197
amen
this is the run

baker cute chu~

>>60654454
It's already over.

Thanks for bake
>>60654197
Amen

>>60654623
it's fine, THIS is the run

For the sex noises!
>>60654197
Amen

I finally decided to watch someone play this game and I have to say that is oddly addicting

>last thread archived as soon as I crosspost this one
Nice.
>>60654197
Amen.

>>60654808
I know right?! I get that people may be tired of the spam but I really enjoy this streams

usually having a fruit fly in my room is annoying, but when it goes after the monitor while fruit game's on the telly, that's just fuckin funny

>>60654142
Watamelon...

>>60655207
kek no way

I can usually watch this game for about 2 hours before I get bored, I'm kinda hitting the limit now

i just know the second i look away, this bumblefuck will fall into a suika. im trapped in melon hell

>>60655699
yeah, I could probably watch for longer if the song didn't drive me mad

FLAY ON THE TELLY
https://youtu.be/5hZO45lzzes
https://youtu.be/5hZO45lzzes
https://youtu.be/5hZO45lzzes

Is Bettel addicted?

Why is he so bad at this… jobber clown

THIS IS IT

>>60656204
His whole content is about him being bad at things

Sorry anons I'm playing with his hole

>standard
Flayon is a cute softboy

dumb fucking clown. he's only good for sucking my dick

>I'll MAKE you touch

HE DID IT

HE DID IT

HE DID IT

>thats a big bitch
kek

>That's a big bitch
He is talking about my dick btw

And now he's at 2500 points.
What's the current HoloPro standing for Suika Game, anyways?

hows the holostars suika game scorelist looking like now

>>60657270
Suisei has like 3600 points

I believe he can max luck to 3k

>>60657270
>>60657358
i know suisex got 3631 a week ago, maybe its different now tho

>>60657358
Taken from /stars/
Fuma: 3778
Gamma: 3706
Rikka: 3705
Uyu: 3308
Izuru: 3059
Aruran: 3030
Roberu: 3019
Shien: 3019
Rio: 2981
Miyabi: 2972
Astel: 2929
Hakka: 2849
Temma: 2813
Oga: 2719
Axel: 2487
Altare: 2088

https://www.reddit.com/r/Hololive/comments/1703kqr/watermelon_game_leaderboard/

>>60657270
Fuma took first place the other day with 3778, bumping Gamma (3706) down to second and Rikka (3705) to third.

>>60657462
Oh Axel is not gonna be happy

>>60657462
Bettel is beating Altare and Axel... but is a guild of jobbers so maybe i shouldnt be that surprised

why fwoot no go down wahhhhh

babettel love

>>60657462
Fuma has so many hours too kek

we hate regis altare

>>60658217
eyyyy you are back
we love regis altare

Lmfao what was he doing

>>60658217
who

Bettel's going to shit himself ToT

scattelion eating good today

we date regis altare

>>60658297
My wife

im gonna be hearing "oh yeah, oh my god, touch, please touch, oh yeah, i fucked it" for weeks

He's feeding the fujos and the fetishists so much today, sasuga

>>60658405
not the game i expected it in but pretty grateful

>>60657650
Altare is bad at puzzles and dingo is…dingo, so it’s not a huge feat

>literally crying out for mommy
i can't do this anymore

>Mommy
Bettel is not alright

I need to tear him open so fucking bad

fine I'm a ryona clownfucker

wtf he is doing so good now and he was throwing at the beginning

h e a v e n s to betsy

https://twitter.com/screetuber/status/1714055245850984852

>>60658989
This person must love the melon game

>>60658705
I don't know man, he was pretty good at portal 2

>>60658989
I like how very different this is to how they drew Altare suika

>>60658989
This one's my favorite.

>>60659040
Axel is actually smart, just chooses to be dumb. He absolutely carried Magni in Portal, I don't understand how Suika is so difficult for him

>come on, sweetheart
like he's trying to teach a baby to walk... surprisingly tender

>bettel telling me to cum

>>60659167
he's probably can't activate his tiny smarts when he's bored
or because there's no way to look up how to solve suika unlike portal puzzles

>>60659167
he thinks of the lower level fruit as 'trash' and refuses to think ahead that if he has a strawb in hand and strawb in the bubble, he can actually place a grape build. its a curse lots of suika players have to not value the lesser fruits. bettel appears to have conquered it quickly

https://twitter.com/baloolax/status/1713960187965620516

I want to create life with Bettel

>>60659242
>>60659272
duality of /mans/

https://twitter.com/baloolax/status/1713958823600509293

>>60659275
>spoiler
Kek. Nah I do think boredom has an affect on performance

>>60659040
He wasn't good at Suika.

>>60659323
oh damn thats cool

>>60659442
Gnarly

>More suika
We lost him

>back to back suika game
Please no

awww it's over... that went by so fast

>Flay talks about hot clowns
>immediately summons Bettel

it's cute when the boys' call Bettel Betsy, doesn't happen often

>>60659323
>>60659442
i want to watch these two mate

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_58LvuVFHXg

>>60659725
its cuter to me when the JP boys says it but i think is just uproar since I only recall gamma and rio doing it

>>60659442
Reminds me of Chaos corruption. All you'd need to do is change the halo on his head to the 8 pointed star

>Typing something with the stream open
>Flayon keeps saying horny
>Subconsciously type horny instead of whatever I was trying to
Am I being brainwashed

https://twitter.com/senzakimakoto/status/1714072439687356447

https://twitter.com/senzakimakoto/status/1714073381388349448

>>60660079
>Would you eat Altare's pickles?
Well, would you?

>>60660606
>>60660781
The gamer of Tempus...

>>60660606
>>60660781
mama... i kneel

>>60660606
Based

>>60660606
Sugoi mama

>>60660606
Tempus mogged

>>60660782
Yes, because I am also an enabler.

I love this guy like you wouldn't believe!!! No, but seriously. I think Axel deserves all the love and support in the world- even if he doesn't!!! And I hope that he shows himself some of the love that he holds for those around him, including us axelotls. This guy man, I really want him to go far, and I really want everything to work out for him. I don't really know what to say because, isn't he too amazing sometimes? Doesn't Axel shine a little too brightly sometimes? With working on 3 project covers in the background, that he's the head of; Halloween, Azari, and his very own birthday cover. As well as school and other guildwork- this guy's just- I just think he's awesome. I say it a lot, but I'm really happy for him, I'm so glad he joined Tempus, and I'm so glad that I and the other axelotls have had a chance to meet him. I really want nothing more than to support Axel as far as he can go. He says we motivate him? But he motivates us as well!!! Ah, man. I really do love this guy. Good luck everyday Axel! Work hard, but remember to eat well and rest up just as hard!!! Please? I know you brushed it off, but I would be happy to hear you as healthy as can be. I wish you nothing but blessings, and thank you again for loving us axelotls!
AXEL LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MAGNI AND VESPER LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!

>someone suggested Camp Buddy
Impeccable taste

>>60663176
>huh I wonder if its a band-
>ohhhhhhh

>>60662737

>>60663176
Nice

>>60663524

I need to grope Shinri's tits so badly

>>60664256
I typed this.

>>60664330
These were both me.

>>60664499
HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA I WANNA SQUISH AND GROPE THOSE SO BAD

>>60664256
someone drew themself groping shinri's chest in the tags and I was gonna share it but seems like they deleted it now... sad

"Dick'n'balls... ...mate?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEJ5RLWka8I
Classic Axel.

>>60664741
holy based. thats what i would draw if i had any art capabilities

>>60664741
I should finish that art of Flayon smugly groping Shinri's tits. I started it around debut and forgot I had it in the drafts.

>>60664934
Oh Axe, Axel, always so aussie

>Bzzzzz im a busy bee
Funny coincidence, sometimes I'm reminded that the biggest fans of these faggots are the inhabitants of the infamous counterculture hacker terrorist website known as 4chan.org, and I think of this sketch.
https://youtu.be/dmbCFV_Bhfk?t=583

>>60665143
>Flayon smugly groping shinri's tits
P-please....

Hah?

>>60665143
wait, you posted a draft right? if so, i think i know what piece you're talking about and i loved it. either way please do so

>>60665505
*punch*

>>60662737
Axelotl Prime love. I'm glad you're still going

>>60665488
>>60665534
I'll see if I can find the motivation to draw again. It's been over a month

>>60665244
This is clearly more of a Magni stream than an Altare stream though

Morf is still the best cockroach chuuba design

>>60666154
Undeniably....i miss him

>>60666154
you don't like?

>>60666154
He's stinky

>>60666268
Too tryhard. Unintentionally sexy pokemon are the sexiest

This should be Tempus' theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lYKwhVDgbk

>>60662737
Can my tax money go to Axelotl Prime instead of the Jews?

>>60666471
That's true of almost all sources of sex appeal, not just Pokemon.

>>60666747
Yeah, even with Tempus. Flayon and Shinri have the least sexy designs out of the boys

>>60666720
You just made me think of the Boondocks exorcism scene. Fucking hell, There's even 4 people trying to exorcise Tom Dubois and one of them has a whip like weapon

>>60663176
>tags say it's a shota game
>fucking base-
>they are just a bunch of twunks
I'm disappointed

>>60666154
SEETHE

>>60666268
This looks like a character from My Life as a Teenage Robot. Very cute design but I would have never guessed it was a Pokémon.

>>60667051
Yeah I'm sad about that too but beggars can't be choosers. At least it exists for those who are into that.

Flays gonna get the 19 inches....

>>60667065
It's supposed to be a being from an alternate universe so it looks strange

>>60666268
Not a chuuba

>>60667054
EW what the fuck is that hideous thing

>>60667054
who is this

Both intentional and unintentional sex are amazing

>>60666925
Uhh...no

>>60667054
Unironically basic as fuck. Literally just cockroach zero two. Fuck off back to your general now.

>>60667065
technically they are like, fringe/dead (?) universe beings called "ultra beasts" so they look very strange because even if they are "pokemon" they arent related to the home dimension whatsoever. I like em

Dead hours....

>>60667281
At least she's not dead

>Flayon likes pitbulls
I now anti him

>What is a womb tattoo used for
What the fuck kind of question is this

>>60667200
Anon just said it's an ultra beast. Are you even reading the thread?

>>60667432
Neither is morf. He's just under a rock or refrigerator somewhere, waiting to come out for cumbs once its night time

>>60667511
>cumbs
can jizz actually create crumbs btw?

Who mates with the r-trus

>>60667573
If you let it dry, sure

>>60667576
Me.

>>60667054
Go back, cunt

>>60667462
Is it a bad question though? I don't know if it even has a function at all.

Flayon please, those moans

>>60667690
HOW?????????

>>60668000
It's a tattoo, all it does is make you go awooga

>>60667227
How do you have unintentional sex?

Discipline stream when?
Starless stream when?
Maggot Baits stream when?
Euphoria stream when?
Saya no Uta stream when?
I would even settle for a Muv-Luv stream

>>60668262
I was referring to the anons talking about things being unintentionally sexy

>>60668262
Slip and fall vagina first onto an erect penis like my ex did, apparently

>>60668362
The best I can do for you is Go! Go! Nippon! ~My First Trip to Japan~

>>60668085
I see, sounds like a hentai thing.
>>60668570
Shinri...

>>60665091 (me)
ok this is all i got

>>60668744
KEK dont do him like that

>>60669039
holy sex

>>60668065
WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM!?

FUCK THE UNFUCKABLE
MATE THE UNMATEABLE
ROBO GIRL DEFLOWER

BREED THE UNBREEDABLE
SEED THE UNSEEDABLE
ROBO GIRL DEFLOWER

>>60669039
Me on the right

>>60669553
Wait, the R-Trus has been a girl this whole time?

Nice.

>>60669623
No.

>>60669623
Rtrus doesnt have genitals from what i can make out

>>60669779
That's why it's a CHALLENGE, weakling.

>>60669779
If you see a hole/rode, there's always a way

podcast doko...

Bettel was extremely rapeable today, very nice

Did anyone save that art of Hakka pulling his asscheeks open?

>>60667511
Does he come out at night looking for chips and the crumbs from peanut butter on toast?

will the boys ever play Splatoon again

>>60670460
no

>>60670460
hopefully not, they're too bad

>>60670460
Probably not but I love big men

>>60670520
Axel looking at tiny Hakka is cute

so is ohmonah going to keep restocking the Halloween merch until the end of the year or do I have to camp her site for when it goes next on sale...

>>60669553
I...I kneel.....

>>60667436
Wait until one tries to bite him. Only in due time

>>60670712
https://twitter.com/ohmonah/status/1712929750640169432

>>60670848
he is child sized so I guess it's only a matter of time

>>60670520
Officially accurate now

>>60668000
I only know this because my friend send me ton of weird pervy horny stuff (respectfully)

>>60670878
eek ok thanks

Is Altare on break this whole week?

>>60670935
Nyaruhodo....I didn't know it went this deep no pun intended

>>60670935
what the fuck

>>60671054
If he doesn't post a schedule in the next hours, probably full guerilla week or break. He's being a busy bee

>>60671054
sorry he's too busy traveling to peru to meet hakka

>>60669623
Of course it's a girl. Just look at that hip-to-waist ratio.
>b-b-but the shoulders
YES, THE FUCKING SHOULDERS. MUSCLEGIRLS ARE GOD-TIER. MECHA MUSCLEGIRLS MUST BE ELDER GOD-TIER.

>>60671063

>>60670935
Oh yeah I remember this last time /mans/ had a womb tatt lecture

>>60671054
he mentioned wanting to stream minish before his break

>>60671221
That thing has a penis

>>60666720
Nah, they've already got this masterpiece
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ArbrTvHxEY

>>60671430
girls can have penises (see Flayon and Bettel as examples)

Christ I turn away from MANS to have dinner and come back to people wanting to fuck the R-trus. Never change MANS never change.

>>60671481
Bro that's gay

>>60671430
Yeah, the one she stole from you. You just gonna let her keep it, you gigantic faggot? Or will you dare to conquer like no man ever has?

>>60666925
>Flayon
Sure
>Shinri
Lol no

>>60671542
>fucking a girl (male)
>gay
are you palestinian or something?

>>60670935
Nani the fuck. I knew they looked too specific to be anything similar to tramp stamps but this is autistic, reminds me of that alpha omega fanfiction stuff I see mentioned here sometimes.

>>60666925
>>60671633
They both look way better in fanart than in live2d.

>>60670520
Perfect size to be an onahole

>>60669039
H-hot...

Oh, we're having a coomer discussion again. Alright.

>>60671743
W-which one

>>60671794
this thread is nothing but schizos and coomers, what the fuck do you expect

>>60670935
>statistics
"Aww yeah, bitch. Take 78.9% of this 6.2in 56% white dick and convert it into foot-pounds of pressure as I drive myself into you with gusto!"

>>60671852
Yes

>>60671633
Shinri's design is very boxy and stiff. I am not saying it isn't sexy at all, but I find the other designs sexier

>>60671861
I don't mind mentions of sex and stuff but gigguk-tier weeb discussions like
>unga bunga muscle mommys
>a hole is a goal
Are so tiring and I always associate them with SEAposters because those are the only people that talk like this

>>60672032
I've said this before, but I think it's the lack of detailing and shadows on Shinri's face that make him look a bit flat and 'boxy' as you say. Maybe they can fix that in their 2.0s? I am, however, very happy that we got atleast one member with a more masculine design with some facial hair

>>60671686
Can't hear you from under his tits.

>>60672202
That koi has seen some shit

>>60672303
It's staring directly into an altventurer's asshole. It's seen a lot.

that reminds me, will there be more public movie nights?

>>60672045
>unga bunga muscle mommys
Don't equate loving musclegirls with being a coomer who wants to be bullied. The best part of musclegirls isn't the body itself, but the kind of person they have to be to attain that body.

>>60672181
I absolutely like the masculinity as well, it just could have been executed better like tou said

>>60672303
Please someone call Leader...I've been locked in his room for 2 weeks now...you have no idea what he is doing...

A bit out of the loop, most of the boys are going in a break this week, right? I barely had any time to even catch up with vods, so I don't know who exactly from the boys are doing that and their individual reasons why

>>60672672
If Shinri feels like it, probably.

>>60672672
My magic orb says it's likely

>aruran freechat raid
what does it mean,,,,

>>60672879
Pretty much everyone but Shinri and Axel, to rest and social matters

>>60672991
It means no one's online desu

>>60672879
Ocean's Eleven but instead of a casino and gold it's the South American jungle and Hakka

>>60670377
The what now?

>your oshi
>your fetish

This image, but Tempus. Who is it?

>>60673286
Or this one.

>>60673286

>>60673286
pretty sure there's an edit from /here/ of this

>>60673271
Flayon
vore

>>60673271
>tempus
>milking

>>60673271
>Axel
>Women

>>60673271
Why do people tend to post "your fetish" as if they only have one

>>60673486
real, I can't pick

Can't believe there are people out there that thought the sykkuno collab was good and want more of him

>>60673397
It would be funny if you are that one artist that drew flayon vore on twitter (at least I think it was flayon voring a femanon)

>>60673656
what prompted this post?

>>60673656
I still remember Altare trying to gaslight himself into thinking it went well at the end

>>60673741
he replied to a leader pikachu card post

>>60673741
Tempura on twitter excited about them interacting there

>>60673677
No, but I remember them, Im the one that asked if they could make the maleanon a femanon. they were based it took em like 2 mins

>>60673831
i know they play offline together sometimes but he must've felt how rude that guy was being

>>60673656
Eh, the guy is famous for a reason, I don't really like him but if they are actually friends or Leader collabs with him again its an opportunity to branch out. It still feels so surreal that he was this close to collabing with XQC kek

>>60673656
Man that stream was HARD to watch, midway through the stream he kind of started to talk with someone else (xqc?) that was in his chat and the guy was kind of make fun of Altare, oh man that was awful

>>60673876
I am not into that shit but do whatever makes you happy, A-chan

>>60673486
I think most people focus down to one or two main ones that get the strongest response out of them. Fetishes are most likely just unusual neurological pathways. If your only goal is to get off, regardless of novelty, why would you take anything but the most efficient and enjoyable path?

>>60674083
Are you talking about sykkuno? I dont watch him but isnt he like a very nice person?

>>60674226
The "most efficient path" tends to differ depending on the day

Can I please have the art of FLayon voring the anon? The maleanon, specifically. Thank you.

>>60674255
yeah, the post I replied to was about sykkuno and his collab with Altare, what did you not understand?

flayon's going to play suika?

>>60674008
>xQc
Yeah, I don't wanna watch that white nigger with my boys or girls.

>>60674008
I like how he can only be in a face forward position 24/7 otherwise you can see all his imperfections like his fucked up hairline.

>>60673371
I'm glad we stopped pretending that the Nodoka bit was ever funny

>>60674421
kek dude is made like a roblox character

>>60674348
i was just surprised because i was under the impression that sykkuno had a wholesome reputation

>>60674571
Well this is a Tempus general, I never heard of the guy until Altare had a collab with him and my first impression was terrible. Legit Altare's worst stream, and he had quite a few bad ones but nothing comes close to it.

>>60674421
I can't believe I'm defending xQc lol but his hairline seems fine?? I know he's a complete retard but not a bad looking guy. Anyways why are we even talking about these people

>>60674653
Im talking about sykkuno. Just google sykkuno hair.

>>60674117
lol, thanks

>>60673271
>Flayon
>Guro, I suppose. I just want to fight him and for him to break my nose

As long as we're talking about collabs, I'd like to reiterate that Girl_DM and Leader_RA were off-collab during their Mario Party collab with Magni and Shoto. Again, I will not take any medication in relation to this belief.

>>60674571
He wasn't that nice to Altare, Altare tried to save the stream but in the end he kinda played his game too kek

>>60673271
>hakka
>mutilation

>>60674571
It wasn't that he wasn't "wholesome", it was that he seemed like he was going through the motions the whole time and kept asking him questions mechanically without seeming to care about the answers. It was uncomfortable to watch how hard Altare was trying to make it entertaining and how little he was getting back.

>>60674440
I thought it was funny but sadly vtubers fan can't let a joke go, I mean the ID girl still gets named randomly. But people forgot since she havent been brought up since Axel's birthday last year when Vesper probably was the one that fucked up the collab they had planned together.

Japan arc 2024

>>60674955
Axel will unfortunately be back before they go to Japan.

>>60674990
Such a shame that there's a law that you can only travel to JP once a year

>>60674749
If I pretend to be him, can I?

>>60673271
>Altare
>Cocky, powerful and/or stubborn people being manipulated, humiliated and mindbroken

>>60674749
But that's just ryona

>>60675084
you're not being as smart as you think you are

>>60675084
I know you're kidding, but I hear that getting and renewing the visa is a gigantic, frustrating, time-consuming bitch that would give pause for thought.

>>60674330

>>60674330
>Anon
>White
>Has a face
0/10

>>60675394
nta but while that is true, Japan has quite a few exemptions of visa which US and Australia are part of, not sure about whatever shithole Hakka is from tho.

>>60673271
>Magni
Femdom I have Bettel to credit for that

>>60673271
>Bettel, Axel
>I don't know if it has a name but I like role reversal stuff like very feminine boys and very masculine girls, especially if they have the other gender clothes

https://twitter.com/junstarias/status/1714062888325750883

>>60673271
>flayon
>fucked to death

>>60675795
based

>>60675660
Tomboys and tomgirls

>>60674361
If he feels like it

>>60673271
>shiny spicy
>dominating a femdom

>>60673271
>Bettel
>Honestly I'm not sure how to answer as very few fetish repulse me but to me it is no different then vanilla. I suppose I am into 2 people sharing one body. Is there even a term for this? I have only seen it once so I'm not sure what to call it. It isn't like possession both parties are equally in control.

>>60673271
>Altare
>rape fetish
I know I know

>>60675411
>>60675500
I have chosen to forgive and rectify your folly this one time. Do not make me regret it.

>>60673271
>Bettel
>picrel

>>60673271
same as this anon desu I like kidnapping as well>>60676257

>>60676513
I Forgot his face text.

>>60676536
holy based

>>60673271
>altare
>hybristophilia

>>60676536
I see this fetish pretty often here for whatever reason

>>60676244
same anon I thought of something else. Consensual none lethal same sized vore. Shrinking the characters always looks odd to me even and you can't be closer to your partner then literally being inside them. I'm just not into death that much so I prefer the one being eaten living somehow.

>>60673271
>broshi
Axel
>kink
Coprophilia

>>60673271
>Tempus
Being consensually hypnotized. Unless it's a cnc scenario, or it's my turn to dom

This turns a year old in under a week, you won't forget right? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhz2uQJDY30

Mr/Mrs Baker are you around for later?

>>60678750
Yeah, I'll be available for a while.

>>60678932
Nisu, thank you
G’night mans

>>60679813
Honestly quite incredible

>>60679813
Honestly quite incredible.

>>60679813
Honestly quite incredible

How everyone's ohmonah merch holding up? I just put the dumbest fucking stain on my Altare hoodie and now I'm regretting I didn't buy 2.

>>60680085
Mine is doing alright, it got a few stains here and here and I’m a bit scared of washing it but it’ll probably be fine

Ok apparently there's a godawful King Kong game coming out tomorrow which looks like the perfect game for Bettel, if only they didn't need to get perms for it.

>>60680085
Axel bag was damaged at the clasp cuz I gave it to my mom to wear and she got her shirt got caught in it. My Magni bag hasn't been used as I don't want it damaged. I've also haven't taken the Vesper and Altare keychains out so they are fine as well.

:3

>>60681911

>>60681911
:3