/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments:
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

Open sesame used to be really shitty pick up line I used to throw at my friends at high school kek

>>60627377
Amen

>>60627312
Holy shit he's ballin
>>60627377
Amen

What a gay op so early in the morning

Telescope fish aren't real

Axel's asshole should get some of that vitamin D as well

wait that's real? i saw it in a bl manga once kek

Bettel pulling out of the collab
https://twitter.com/gavisbettel/status/1713907642073235804

>>60627640
Das gay tho

>>60627690
We already knew.

>>60627690
>forces of nature
new nickname for Magni I guess

Axel wanting to make a holostars chronoir is interesting

>>60627681
I'm only aware of asshole bleaching. Let me guess, there's probably a bl out there where anal bleaching is a plot point

>>60627722
yeah but it's all talk until it happens

>>60627722
that was going to be kintama unironically, but now itll never happen

>>60627737
i have not personally read one with that but it probably does exist. the one i read the character was just pon and ended up making a fool of himself by pointing his ass at the sun

>>60627770
He wants to do it with Altare

>>60627737
just 2 bros helping each other bleach their assholes, what could possibly happen

>>60627798
there has been literally nothings of something like this, so idk wtf youre talking about

That's unfair, Axel's seahorse is a pokemon

>>60627753
They've been talking about it for a while apparently so I think it could actually happen, not counting on it soon though

>>60627855
Wut?

>>60627770
Nah Magni was never known as a singer

>>60627753
i believe

>>60627831
Burnt my asshole from the bleach, I hope my buddy can take me to the hospital

Reminder that Nowa screwed the Tempus Christmas song project so Magni had to record it all by himself as he couldn't wait any longer

can axel stop being sexy thanks. legit just wanna go ham on his asshole until he learns about his prostate

>>60628022
No I think you should just do it, anon

>>60627722
chronoir is angel and vampire right, so which stars would have the most fun duo lore-wise?

>>60628004
Axel also had covid and they all were procrastinating

Is there a stingray boss in this game? Just curious...

>>60627997
You need to medicate it with this salve that should be rubbed in the area, let me help you with that bro

>Got him talking about astrology
Sasuga, axelotls

>>60628102
:(

>>60628022
just let loose, bro and film it

Oo, fingers of death

First Hi Fi Rush, now Faith. I'm being spoiled! I love Tempus!

>>60628048
technically its a vampire and a forever reincarnating man (who has the blood of an angel and reaper ifg if the new anime lore is to be canon canon). most of tempus doesnt have enough lore established to make a decision, but with this idea, probably magni and (demon lord) altare. or someone with flaoyn

>>60628248
Hakka is gonna nut all over father garcia

poor turtle...

Are leatherback turtle shells hard as other turtles?

>>60628048
>>60628293 (me)
oh shit if its just stars in general then Miyabi and Temma

>>60628295
I can't wait until Michael calls him a pendejo.

>Best cutscene in the game is a man having a stripping photoshoot
Is Axel... you know?

>>60628293
bruh magni isn't here. if you want to do demon altare then hakka works.
but it's an axel-altare idea anyway and axel has a blank slate so he can be whatever

>>60627722
What's with his obsession with kuzuha

>>60628474
When did they talk about this?

>>60628545
He just mentioned it as an example for what kind of unit he wanted to make with Altare, he also mentioned something else that I don't recognize tbf, honeyworks? Something like that

Midroll ads, abayo

>>60628545
Kuzuha is the most successful and the literal embodiment of a brochuuba so of course straight male chuubas want to be like him

Putting my cursor over Axel's cursor and pretending we're holding hands

>gifted for a whole year
Dang, why can't that be me...

>>60628835
that's kinda sad bro ngl

>>60628640
>honeyworks
Huh do you mean like lipxlip or something

>>60628835
yo that's kinda gay ngl

>>60628930
Yeah that was the other example he gave a few days ago

Aruran you should run

>>60629109
He's safe until Axel goes to Japan

>>60629109
he's a fake italian man. he has no peppeloni

>>60628248
Shinri's already streamed Faith before in case you missed it

Is bettel 2 gonna be a weekly thing because he’s hysterical

EXORCIST ON THE TELLY
https://youtu.be/sFygwDqGsFg
https://youtu.be/sFygwDqGsFg
https://youtu.be/sFygwDqGsFg

>>60629315
SEXORCIST

>"you talk alot of sh*t for someone in a c*mshot distance"
kek

>>60629297
whenever he has time away from wage slaving, likely most sundays he could collab if both have free schedules

>>60628804
nta but i dont get why most brotuber enjoyers keep talking about kuzuha, ive been a kachiku for years and i dont think copying him as an eng vtuber (or even a jp one) would actually help you in any way

>>60629374
Axelotl love, put niggers in their place

>whale cum

I want to be Axel's cat

>>60629503
weird how that was hakka's stream and not axel's

>>60629535
old and sick?

The fuck is this opening screen hakka

>>60629315
He's so fucking dumb and bad at videogames I'm ready to suffer mental damage from him playing this

>>60629634
whale cum

Now Hakka is shit talking italians

>>60629220
I watched it live. It was a shame technical issues marred it, but it was a great playthrough.

>>60629581
And! Cute, chonky and get to hear Axel doing his cute baby talk even if I take a piss in his shoe

>>60628102
:(

I bet this shitty birthday was horrid because they hired the wrong clown

>>60629454
Axel always larps as a jp chuuba tho

Hasn't gotten mortised yet nice

It's 2am, Axel

I like Faith but I wish they could get Fear and Hunger perms. Zero percent chance that would ever happen though.

>>60630058
maybe go to bed then

>He was happy just to read the name 'Father Garcia'
Cute Xenokunian

>>60627377
Amen.

>has work he needs to finish bts
>still streaming

>>60627690
One day he will be able to make his own decisions

whats with the cropped stock priest clothes kek

Nice to see a not dead Monday, it’s gonna bite us in the ass on the weekend but still

>>60627770
>kintama was going to be chronoir
why are axmag fags so delusional?

>>60630413
I can't help but wonder if Hakka pays for the images he uses or are they all illegal

Hakka is so funny.
>>60630457
Pretty easy when you don't watch streams.

>>60630478
he probably pays for them otherwise they would all be full of those stock watermarks

>>60630457
Hm? Aren't you aware that every sentence that comes out of Axel's mouth is about Magni?

>>60630651
No clearly every word that comes out of Axel's mouth is about Altare

I need the overlap to stop aiya

i miss almond

>>60630672
lmao but this was actually about him and altare

>>60630844
Shh, I'm trying to shipwar here

>>60630881
oh well i personally think everything axel says is actually about bettel

Axel with one of those light up butt plugs

>>60631025
I can't believe you made me google that

>>60630969
Naw mate, I read a fic about Axel and Flay and now I'm convinced that that's the one true ship

>>60631067
I didn't make you do anything kek

fuck i wish i was suwam

>>60631149
link?

we're gonna stay here for a while, Hakka is not the brightest person

>watch this

>>60631461
https://archiveofourown.org/works/50821525

Hakka....

Everything Axel says is actually about axelotlprime

>>60631787
I sadly think Axel is more into cannibalotl

>>60631919
No, it's nature anon

Make your bets, will Hakka be able to beat this boss today?
I know that these posts always jinx and they do it right after it being posted

>>60631919
from how much he feeds her, i believe this

i would have taken marine biology if it was possible where i live

I hope Axel keeps getting dog monster versions of him

>Fuck him in the face
Axel Syrios 2023

I gotta get over my laziness and make an alt to tell Hakka that every time I open one of his streams and I see the vesties and magmites on the corner it sours my enjoyment and I leave.

>black man gets shot
>The Magmite in the corner smiles

>>60633182
I know, right? He should be using Vestea. It pisses me off that Hakka isn't using the correct mascot.

>>60633182
i'm not gonna say anything but if 2024 rolls around and they're still there i might

>>60633182
i’m very “whatever” about it but it’s pretty funny that none of the guys who actually knew them since day 1 are doing shit like that… it’s the guys who barely knew them

>>60633182
you're just complaining here hoping that axel sees it, i don't think you would even open hakka's streams if those mascots weren't there for you to complain about them

>>60634148
>you're just complaining here hoping that axel sees it
wtf are you talking? kek
Do you really post /here/ thinking about Axel reading? Are you this delusional?

>>60634201
sounds a lot like i was correct kek

>>60634542
yeah, you're retarded

>>60634626
what a great insult bro

>>60634762
Not an insult, just an observation.

Axel's so cute when he is sleepy

>>60634873
seems like he's always sleepy nowadays, getting a bit tired of it

Garcia love

reeda doko

>>60634908
He does work a tad too much and I wish he would take more time to rest but when he is tired like this he gets more honest and affectionate

>>60635174
he retweeted a fanart in the middle of the night, maybe he's gonna use it in his schedule

You know nothing, pendejo.

The League Boyband someone posted about some days ago

>>60635408
Jesus, why they made the girl band so hot and the boy band so fucking cringe

>>60635545
WE DEM BOYZ

Axel is going to see this on his fyp later
https://x.com/1soraille2/status/1713935505291927634

>>60633182
Hakka did ask in his first Rust S2 stream if chat wanted him to remove the vestie and magmite. I’m guessing either the Tempura or management would need to say something.
>>60634064
Iirc Hakka said that Vesper helped him get over his imposter syndrome early on and spent hours talking to him. He probably feels like he owes a lot to Vesper, and probably Magni too since Hakka and Flayon makes it sound like they looked out for them.

>>60635918
Good. He needs to know kissing the homies goodnight is a very good thing.

Three manning Axel's ass ToT

>>60635408
cute

>>60627989
SHINY SPICY~ <3 SHINY SPICY~ <3

>>60636461
shiny spicy love but if they go through with the idol unit i hope they pick another name kek

>axel talking about chopping peoples limbs off
damn. maybe he does love cannilotl

>>60628474
Yeah, pretty much all the lore Axel has is that he owns a combat arena and he threw a chair at Altare. He can make himself whatever he wants at this point.

Thanks hakka for saving me from the spooky black woman

>>60627312
Holy sex op

>>60635408
So it's from left to right it's Shinri, Hakka, Flayon, Axel, Altare, and Bettel upside-down...

>>60636786
I just wanted to say hi.

>>60635918
I'm going to get a lot of use out of this...

Axel didn't raid Hakka...

When are we getting new boys?

>>60637036
Why do you want new boys? Idk if VG is even situated well enough yet

>>60637009
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Is Altare going to finish Hi-Fi Rush?

>>60637062
Anon it's been almost a year. They're situated fine. I want more boys to watch but also the boys need more collab options.

>>60637098
he should finish him off

>>60637101
They barely collab as is though

>>60637101
They're doing more outside collabs recently than they have in a while though? They had the one with Hazumi & co, some Niji boys, and Bettel has Kuro and Bettel 2 now. I don't think they're really hurting for new people yet.

>>60637205
>>60637226
I know and I like the focus on mostly solo streams but like I said, more collab OPTIONS would be nice.

Perfect letter reading bird.

>>60637101
They don't even have that much collabs between themselves rumao
We had a great week in June where they organized different streams but other than that it's the Tempus Week and nothing much else.

>>60637207
I accidentally pressed the wrong button and this happened.

>>60637207
Bettel just had to say those things in menshi

i thought they were just recording vp's, but with how much trouble bettel is having could it be a cover too? i feel like it'd be cutting close but then that would explain shitty mixing kek

>>60637317
I want him to play more suika solely so he uses this as a thumbnail so more people see it

>>60637340
>Cuties
oh NAW

Tragic.

>>60637318
Why are you guys opposed to having more guys? I just want more boys to watch.

>>60637340
KEK

>>60637462
I want to see into her mind, just for a day

>>60637317
this is so fucking gorgeous

No mama today
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1713964621378535868

>>60637463
It's too early. I want them to at least get new outfits and get a bit more established as a six-member group before debuting more guys

>>60637558
After Hakka I don't think we're getting anyone else

>>60637560
What are you on a different planet? How is a year early? I agree about the outfits but early?

Leaderclown love

>>60637463
4 or 5 more people to overlap all at once? I'm good, honestly. I may be missing my eventual favorite member joining but I'm satisfied with as Tempus is right now.

god i need to rape bettel

>>60637675
I wrote this post

>>60637462
>>60637513
I bet her brain is made of cotton candy

>>60637634

>>60637463
I like how the stars as a whole feels more tight knit because there isn't that many of them. I want high quality boys, not a ton of them

>>60637558
He very rarely streams on Mondays anyway, usually the only people who do are Altare with a morning stream and Bettel at 5PM ET, Axel is a coinflip at this point.

ah, the satanic panic. I think the game was partially inspired by it

>>60637654
That was my thought. Cover threatens to beat the shit out of their EN talents if they don't all stream at the same time.

>>60637886
So that's what he meant by "The masses chose not to act. So I'll take a stand in their stead."...

>>60637634
>>60637797
i like the way these 2 look together, aesthetically pleasing

Keep him alive Hakka

MORTIS

Is it autistic to write fanfic about Hakka and Father Garcia exorcising people

>>60638316
No, that's based.

Daddy no!!

https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1713970852859871427

>Double Priested
Heh

https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1713970852859871427

>>60638793
One that Bettel vomitted?

>>60638731
>>60638793
I missed this dumb blue fuck so much, good to see he is just busy

Christiananon will be liking this talk from Hakka right now

>>60638793
oh good he's alive

Anything fun or important happening in the following 30 days?

I can't unhear Honkey-toe

>>60638974
Axel's Halloween Cover? idk man, most of the projects haven't been announced yet.

>>60638974
There’s some cooking going on but no idea when it’s going out. They said they have something for Halloween tho

>>60638974
Axel's birthday, even if he doesn't get the cover out there will be merch and a karaoke, stream with one of his parents maybe

>>60639596
>one of his parents maybe
he never even considered his mom, it'll be his father if management agreeds to it.

>>60639735
He literally did today

>>60639735
Wasn't he considering her earlier today though...

I just woke up and saw the news, bettelion I'm unironically starting to not feel too good

>>60638793
i missed this blue fuck so bad bros

>>60640961
watch the menshi and feel better then, you do have a membership don't you?

>>60641065
I still miss him, one tweet is not enough

>>60641099
Well the fact that he revealed he didn't even know the right day for the collab at first was also not very comforting but I guess a sign I should have seen it coming

>>60641394
lmao bro, I mean at least you're not leaking I guess

>>60635408
Found some info from the media center:
- Ezreal (vocalist)
- Kayn (rapper, instrumentalist)
- Aphelios (instrumentalist, songwriter)
- Yone (producer)
- K’Sante (co-leader, vocalist)
- Sett (co-leader, rapper)
How does this affect which Tempus boy takes which role?

Me checking the Machina x Flayon Pilot of Holostars English TEMPUS schedule

>>60637463
someone needs to quote shien's clip that he said streamer wasn't toy

>>60642115
Be strong lil guy, it’s just a few days

Altare being cute on twt, everything is right in the world

https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1713987996020580820

schwonen fates

>>60642672
dang that's like a 500 dollar card

ϵ(˶ ᷇ 𖥦 ᷆ ˵)϶

Hope everything goes well for these boys

>>60642151
I found it by myself, unironically this is still on point
https://youtu.be/E5fCHA7OdCk

https://x.com/regisaltare/status/1713992009680060724
soothed by altare posting random pikachu crap on twitter

>>60642826
They’ll be alright, I believe in them

>>60642672
he tweeted for me

>>60643967
I wrote this

I hate Mondays

>>60644921
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yteMugRAc0

>>60644921
RELEASE MY BOY PHANTOM! HE'S A GOOD BOY

>>60646268
This looks sick, source?

>>60646541

>>60644921
https://youtu.be/teE6Tu9bYTU?si=9ZJbR0REG3vwOFsk

>>60646268
Ooh, nice!

BETTEL SUIKA https://www.youtube.com/live/xnzQS3-8LUI?si=BMyKethA6U4mBSxI

>>60646719
>no schedule
>no week in review
what's going on

>>60647116
There was no week to review

>>60647116
Week in review sucks anyway

>>60647116
He said there is nothing to review and he wants to play more games since he is going to take 4 days off this week

Random question but can someone post some stretchy dingos? I need them for a thing.

>>60647521
here you go

>>60647564
cheeky cunt, i mean like, dingo's face but stretched, would do it myself but im a lazy fuck

>>60647612

>>60647612
i honestly had no idea what you meant kek, i made you two brand spanking new ones

>>60647647
already had that one
>>60647801
that can work, thanks, i will have to look for a smug dingo face and stretch that one since that is more or less the emotion i wanted.

>>60647951
Just stretch this one

Zetaxel "I Hate You" cover when

>>60647951
you really need to be more specific with your requests

>>60648127
theyll announce it after the way out collab bro, i saw it in a dream.

>>60648224
why u gotta be so mean

>>60648127
Guys, it's been like a year. That ship is sitting on the ocean floor.

>>60648383
it's not a ship

>>60647237
Good for him for taking a break, but we are really just gonna have Shinri…good luck mama (Axel is an oddball)

>>60648025

>>60648383
glub glub

>>60648413
Yeah, he really needs a "break" after spending a week partying and drinking with Magni

BETSY ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/live/xnzQS3-8LUI?si=tFjXIlTglXgG-0hR
https://www.youtube.com/live/xnzQS3-8LUI?si=tFjXIlTglXgG-0hR
https://www.youtube.com/live/xnzQS3-8LUI?si=tFjXIlTglXgG-0hR

MELON ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnzQS3-8LUI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnzQS3-8LUI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnzQS3-8LUI

what is this expression attempting to convey

>missed huge collab cuz perms

mane-chan hate

>>60648635
he's asking for it

>>60648741
"perms" that he asked too late and he got the date wrong

please bettel the audio is half the fun, fix it

>>60648851
its not retard

>>60648741
>didn't even know the date of the collab
>expects his manager to suddenly do it 24h earlier

Now he's twice as ready to mate with Shinri...

I wanted to watch because Suika but is Bettel always like this?

damn, dude's got potty mouth

Bettel's good at this

>>60649000
My god this is so pretty

what is this guy's luck lmao

>>60649000
Forget Shinri, he's mating with me

I believe in you Betsy, I know you can dethrone Altare as the lowest score in Stars lol

when will people bring up shinri for what he does and not just to be shipped with altare...

>>60649381
How is "Being shipped with Altare" not something what he does?

>>60649381
it’s like one fujo. i see him mentioned all the time in the thread on his own now

>>60649381
it's probably the same fujo that went apeshit when someone posted a kobalt image some time ago

You're aware that I'll just do it more if you cry about it, right?

>>60649513

>>60649000
holy jesus fuck christ what i get the whole siren thing now please god just one chance this is unreal why is he making that face i don't know what to do with myself where do i go from here is this it he's too pretty i don't even like fish but this is doing something crazy to me regis altare of holostars en leader of the tempus guild you're ruining my life and you don't even know it

>>60649381
Every time I brought up my excitement for new Faith collabs, people here made sure to remind me that Shinri did a playthrough already.

>>60649513
devilish

>>60649557
>Faith collabs
huh

>>60649513
based I do love me some shintare

I love it when he begs for help

>>60649000
Nice :)

>Aw, you guys wanna a wittle kiss?

>I didn't even realize what was happening
The norm for Bettel

>>60649596
I mean streams. Sorry, I'm distracted by clown fruit.

Bro just had an orgasm, twice.

>>60648477
Get knotted

>>60649553
Yeah, she really nailed it. Man, I'm really curious to see what the incubus is going to look like

he's silly today :)

the fruit drives man to madness.

Has he been hanging out with his rp friends, he's lost it

Oh my god the whimpering, fuck me...

literal rape sounds

i know he is suffering, but god forgive me, i love this

He just came

This is somehow very physically taxing for him

my man just barked

he's reminding me of an unhinged magni but with even more voices

He's literally pretending to be Willem Dafoe

NO GRAPES, PLEASE

i like it when he gets unreasonably mad at stuff

he's off in his own world, he hasn't even looked at chat the past 10 minutes.

>>60650650
this game requires more brain than he has. i think we're actively watching this man grow new neurons

Bettel also shuts down but closer to the top

guys… i don’t think he’s very good at this game

You guys make Bettel's streams sound really good

>>60650828
this is a special one. this broke something in him but the result is beautiful

>>60650828
i like it when he gets mad at video game it's really funny

>>60650616
To be fair, he does hate fruit, and it seems like he's spent much of his life defending that take. Now the fruit is tormenting him yet again...

>>60650828
kek thanks for describing how I feel

I hope all this voice work doesn't mess with anything behind the scenes lmao

Literally getting fucked in the ass.

>>60651003
>sorry guys, voice hurt, no more streams this week as I'll be taking a break later this week. See you guys next month

that one really was just an orgasm sound. what the hell dude

>>60651057
he really is stealing everything from magni…

https://twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1714037915301605584

Actual toddler entertainment

>>60651180
Explains why you're watching

>>60651098
cute

>>60651180
we all float down here

He fucked what would've been easily 2200 points

>>60651164
Magni losing his voice was one of my favorite moments, his reaction to it was priceless

>>60651167
Oh so that's what he's planning
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1714039054306807811

I heard boogers in his nose

>>60651480
Idols don't have boogers.

>>60651474
I know it’s practically impossible but I imagined him inhaling and choking on the harmonica…

>>60651474
Is this like a popular thing to do?
I remember Gamma did this ages ago

>>60651626
Good thin Bettel isn't an idol

>>60651400
didn't he do it twice? at the end of his very first sc reading/zatsu. and another time for the opening AWOOs. both times were kinda hilarious to see hjm panic

>>60651686
harmonica in mouth while doing something that forces you to yell is pretty common yes

>>60651686
I think so
I remember seeing a video ages ago where a few guys put harmonicas in their mouths and one of them would get hit in the knee with a pan or something and have to try not to make noise

he's begging for it

i'm still thinking about him saying "god isn't looking" near the beginning. that one got me

>>60652191
same kek

Does he not know what a persimmon is

>>60652191
Somebody is getting a real good punishment/insult VP out of this one

Everything will fuck you given the chance, Betsy

please bettel I can only get so erect

Someone give it to him, god damn

can't wait for the gavis bettel rapetape from this

He's actually making Altare and Axel look good by comparison...Sasuga Betsy. Take one for the team.

i'm edging it to this stream i'll let you know when i've cum

>>60652839
He only just started playing, you need crazy luck or like 5 hours in this game before you're worth anything

his cute and dumb face inside that watermelon adds to the rape noises

>>60652950
Altare scored over 2K on his first try, and Altare has like -50 luck.

Holy fuck

bettel choking sounds hnnnggggg

nah these sounds he must know what he's doing

2K let's go

my face hurts from smiling. i love this stupid clown

Bettel...

Lol, I jinxed it, now he at least beat Altare's score.

>>60653511
Donmaiii Leader

>i think i'm understanding

Imagine being this man's neighbour and hearing all these sounds and his random British accent without context.

kek

>>60654013
KEK perfect timing

Early bake.
>>60654142