/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

>Seven person team while most of the others have six.
>tacked on at the end of the list
It wouldn't surprise me if Gura drops out or doesn't show up. I remember last year they put Korone on a team as an extra member because they weren't sure if she'd be able to participate. She ended up not being able to attend because of her obligations to Sega as a Sonic ambassador because Sonic Frontiers came out that day.

Gurass

pɐǝɹq

day 31! give it up for day 31!

yesbuds won

>>60576526
>Seven person team while most of the others have six.
All the A sections have 7 holos and all the B ones have 6

>>60576526
All A teams have 7 members, retard.

bread

Gura cute Gura cute

Kinda wish we hadn't known about the collab until the day before or so, these three weeks are going to be painful.

>>60576526
I really want to believe that they just penciled in all on EN and not that Gura has been active without talking to her fans.

I love my little dumb shartwife. How did you fall in love with her?

>>60576625
That has happened and people still complain so it doesn't matter. At least we know it's not contract stuff if she's coming.

>>60576585
Red B has 7 people too but you're still mostly right

>>60576677
I can't even pinpoint the exact moment. I just happened to notice that I was in love with my daughterwife.

>>60576632
She legit only wants to do things Cover asks her to, she doesn't care at all about making her fans happy.

https://youtu.be/0wArI3n7Qu4?t=13405
>6 months ago.
>Randomly takes months off instead of trying to do any of that without saying anything.

>>60577035
Red B only has 6 people. Aki, some regloss whore, Mel, Ina, Fuwamoco, Mori.

>wont stream her POV
>wont say hi to her fans
>is probably being forced to participate
wow cooooool

>>60577448

>>60577448
>>60577467

>>60576561
Yeah well how long since she let us know she cares?

>>60577467
>>60577494
rubrubrubrubrubrubrubrub

>>60577221
Then Cover should ask her to do more regular streams. This ultimately falls on them for not pushing her to do anything.

why are you still making these threads? You dont have anything to discuss
no upcoming streams
no upcoming music
no upcoming events
and everything else has been discussed to death

>>60577365
No one is forced to participate in these collabs.

>>60577668
it makes you seethe which fuels your existence
without these threads you have nothing

>>60577667
Tell me more staff-san.

>>60577058
I can't pinpoint the exact moment either. I've been following this stupid girl since before she was Gura. I just love this wreck of a womanchild.

>>60577668
Just filter the general from the catalog and move on, no one other than you is making you stay here.

Sex with a fembud.

>>60577779
Stop being retarded. There's been plenty of people who do participate in these. If you want to be mad at Gura for disappearing or Cover not saying anything about that go ahead but don't start saying she's forced to do certain things with no proof.

feistybuds won.

>>60577958
*don't participate in these

>>60577958
>>60578011
Can you provide the list of ENs who aren't participating?

This is what the true chumbies are doing.

slrrrp

>>60578081
Based as usual.

>>60578081
Discord trannies are disgusting

>>60578040
Can you show me actual proof they are forced? Having every other EN want to participate isn't proof that it's forced.

>>60578081
Based Discordchads I kneel

>>60578081
Yeah it's sad.

>>60578299
Based hopebuds!

>tfw gura left for so long discord users are now seen as chads here
will tumblr be based next ?

>>60578299
Cool how they'll never say this stuff to Gura.

>>60578399
You are looking at those discordbuds posting about themselves in /ggg/, anon.

>>60577467
>you will NEVER tickle dinogura belly
it hurts so bad bros

>>60578299
>Feisty sarcastic comments in the Discord hugbox
It's never been so over...

never expect too much from zoomer women, extra points for vtuber women

>>60578497
I'm literally tickling dino gura belly as I type this.

>>60578226
>Can you show me actual proof they are forced? Having every other EN want to participate isn't proof that it's forced.
Can you show me actual proof they aren't forced? It's cool if you want to believe that, but the fact is it can't be proven either way, your claim that it's not forced has the same amount of proof as the people claiming it is. Which is zero, because none of them will ever say if it was or not, and none of us work there.

>>60578805
Not true, they do say when things are forced sometimes.

I'm only here for Gura. I really don't care about people on discord or X(formerly known as Twitter) or Youtube commenters.
I still want those well meaning chumbies to have a nice day however.

I've relaxed a bit now. I know it's weeks from now and it's a big collab featuring a ton of other Holos, but it's something. The utter nothingness and constant anxiety about what might happen next with her kept a constant pit in my stomach and made me hesitate to visit Youtube or Twitter for fear of what I might find this time.
I know it's desperately grasping at straws, but literally anything is better than jack shit.

>>60578805
Anon, you don't know how "buried of proof" works do you? Prosecution always has the harder job; no one has to disprove shit thrown in the air.

>>60578921
same desu

any cutebuds here???

>>60579040
Presumption of innocence is only important for persons and institutions who are in a position of power, esl-kun.

>>60578461
I'm pretty sure we're almost all luckers there

>>60579040
You mean "burden of proof"
And this isn't a court of law, it's a court of public opinion.
There is enough circumstantial evidence for the claim of her being forced to participate to convince some people.

>>60579161
>we

>>60579006
What's up, you dino loving fuck?

>>60579231
rubrubrubrubrubrub

>>60579161
luckers

Is goorah back?

>>60579304
No.

>>60579304
No, but GaWAH GuWAH is

>>60578859
>Not true, they do say when things are forced sometimes.
What, sponsorships?
No one is going to go to a 40 Holo collab and then bitch and say they didn't actually want to be there, and that they were forced to, even if it was true they aren't stupid enough to say something like that anon, please.

>>60579209
No?

>>60579419
Very impressive argument. Sasuga tensai.

>>60579402
They've done that.

>>60579231
Just chillin out. I ordered some silkworms for my chameleon earlier.

>>60579486
Timestamps?

>>60579544
No. Keep watching, they'll do it again.

Am i here? Can anyone see me?

>>60579589
>Just trust me.
Retard.

Are you a chumbabooey?

>>60579282
I meant *fuckers

>>60579617
First time around?

gura killed billions

>>60576561
>day 31! give it up for day 31!
It's actually fucking over. I literally said she wouldn't pass 30 days with no communication whatsoever.

>>60579504
You're chameleonbud? I still love the story where you lost your boy up a tree. I'm happy there was a good end.

Will one day the krabs poster reach the triple digits ?

>>60579762
Ye. I make sure hes not near any tall trees when I bring him outside now.

Gura should play Kirby's Dream Course now that it's on Switch and has online VS capabilities.

Gura owes me kisses

>>60579831
Cover is forcing a reset at 50 days with the collab, unless we choose not to count it because she doesn't give POV or maybe even talk during it.

>>60579544
that mario kart tournament from 2021 had a lot of people just being there to fill seats and being really transparent avout it, I remember mori went full retard to pass time

I hate the severe autistic play-by-play cumbud but i still miss him, are you okay bud?

man would be nice to hear gura sing lagtrain

>>60579970
>d-doesnt c-count
man no streak feels satisfying if you're just gonna keep it with special exceptions like a little bitch

Goob

Pretty amazing everyone has already given up on the rest of the month.

>>60579209
>enough circumstantial evidence for the claim of her being forced to participate to convince some people
Such as?

>>60580209
You love to put words in people's mouths, I was saying that we would only get to triple digits if this collab didn't count.
But say we don't get POV and she doesn't speak a word during the collab? Does it count as a reset if just her minecraft skin shows up on someone else's stream?

>>60579913
You can try to recommend it to her as a Switch game she can try out.

>>60579732
>30 days with no communication whatsoever
She literally announced the sportsfes collab today, retard.

>gura will appear more in other channels than in her own channel
sad

Gura is the kind of person that voter for the armadillow.....do we even want her back after that robbery?

>>60580306
I don't think she will ghost us for the whole month unless she actually goes on another hiatus. Management might be incompetent but even they have their limits

>>60580399
>Does it count as a reset if just her minecraft skin shows up on someone else's stream?
as unsatisfied as I would be it would still count, you have to be strict with these kinds of streaks or else people would start counting 6 different numbers for it

Why do I always fart when I walk through the door of my home after a long night at work?
Does my body subconsciously know I'm allowed to relax at that time?

>>60580505
You mean someone else announced that she's in it? Still doesn't change that she's still be radio silent for over a month.

>>60580528
Pretty sure she'd vote for the crab. She barely even does anything with wolves.

Why is Gura not supposed to be happy?

>>60580643
It is the Gura ghost that insert a tunnel plug in your butt as soon as you get home...lucky

>>60580339
In the past almost 2 months, she has shown up exclusively to event streams, they couldn't have a myth anniversary relay without her, she had to show up for her own anniversary, the outfit can be an outlier, but since Cover announced it and not her I could see them saying she had to do it while she was there for anniversary streams.
She has not touched a single one of her socials outside of those 3 days, you really think she's itching to get back to streaming to do this 40+ person collab when she gets nervous around big crowds in the first place?
She didn't want to be here for the anniversary stuff, that was clear enough by the way she acted.
>>60580505
She didn't announce shit. We had to hear she's in it from people who watched someone else's stream, literally 3rd hand info.

>>60580644
She literally tweeted about figures last week, retard.

>>60580731
Gura HAS crabs for sure but she would never vote for one

>>60580829
Holy fuck go back to discord/reddit tourist faggot.

>>60580505
She didn't say a word, troglodyte. She didn't even bother retweeting or liking the announcements.
Fuck off it's still 31 days of 0 communication and 0 indication that she's even coming back.

I wonder if the fes-collbab is the first testrun of Ai-Gura so they finally can replace her?

>>60580782
>really think she's itching to get back to streaming to do this 40+ person collab
No one said that she was though just that she isn't forced to be in it. Anniversary stuff isn't even remotely comparable to this (which also wasn't forced but even if it was there's zero correlation here)

The best thing you can do, is end it all and leave forever.

>>60581034
They probably should just replace her with another voice actress with an ai voice changer cause the current voice actress has clearly given up.

>>60580754
Based fart shark, I knew it was all her fault!

>>60581232
Or they can just force the current voice actress to do their job but Cover refuses to do that.

>>60580222
Mine

>>60580222
proof?

What once was happy now is sad.

>>60581535
Thank you Gura for making this anon sad

>>60581060
You live in a different reality than most people if you think that anniversary stream was something she was excited to do.

>>60581535
My trick is that I'm always depressed and have been since before I met her.
I will not put my personal problems on her.

>>60582112
>I will not put my personal problems on her.
For the best since she doesn't care about them anyway.

Gura is my real girlfriend.

gura is cute

Gura is ugly.

>>60582105
fat fuck.

>>60582375
I don't remember posting this. Weird.

Gura

>>60580306
Maybe. Who knows?
That's just as ambigious as it's always been.
This Minecraft thing on the other hand, is an actual confirmed date for a reappearance.

Look at shark and shark wife

>>60582914
It's not fair bros why does gura get to have a japanese wife

We are coming up on her usual times slot, any chance she pops up with a surprise streak to end the weekend?

>>60580613
To me personally it won't count if I don't hear her talking. At that point it might as well just be a Cover intern skinwalking as her.

>>60582914
Gura is my wife and Shion is my concubine.

>>60582632

>>60583008
usually a tweet is first first

>>60582914
That's my cute shark wife

I see Gura activity over the horizon. I get happy. Simple.

>>60583008
*stream. Whoopsie

WIFE WIFE WIFE

Sometimes my microphone picks up radio static..

>>60583027
I don't like how her 3D model is constantly used in Kiara's videos. Feels so wrong.

What if management's decision that made Kiara scream was to graduate Gura but they haven't told JP members?

What hangs lower? Guras cuntflappers, pubes or her balls?

>>60583234
Sometimes loud noises going into my ear sounds like static.

Gura's bushy pucci

a

>>60583808

Awwww you can't be mad at me. I'm cute >:3c

i want to fuck this

>>60583808
Gura will never escape it

>>60583655
fuck off anti

this general still exists?

>>60584157
It's just antis now the true chumbuds are now on Discord

Gura's bushy pucci and hairy pits.

Gura is fuzzy like a squishy peach.

>>60584308
>>60584373

What are the implications of Gura being a little girl?

>>60584308
>>60584373
>>60584381
Stop spreading this propaganda

Has Gura become a real boy yet?

>>60584416
She needs correction

>>60583008
the absolute state of copebuds

>>60584157
Yes anon. This general is here to stay because everyone loves her.
Why does the existence of this thread bother you so much?

Please don't make another GGG when this gets nuked, ok? GGG should be as dead as Gura

No

>>60584817
Is this what a fembud looks like?

>>60577841
I am holding his wife and kids at gunpoint unless he uses ggg

>>60584817
Dudul made this but Gura won't see it because she keeps ghosting her fans...

I broke down today.
I really used to think she cared about us, but it's impossible that that's true now. Gura won't even tell us how she's doing.
I'm sure all her real friends and the people in her life know what's wrong. But we never will because we mean nothing to her.
If she really loved us, this wouldn't be happening.

>>60583117
we have had no Gura activity for more than half this month I don't think she is coming back and if she does I don't see it going over well with her ghosting like she did. The smallest thing she has to do is communicate nothing more than that.

>>60584308
>>60584373
>>60584381
fuck off antis

>>60584817
That loli song from Ui is stupidly addictive around the chorus and the animation there. I keep going back to it.

>>60583355
Timestamp?

>>60585222

i'm gonna kms

>>60585547
SHE PISSED HERSELF

i miss her, chumbuds.

I miss her too, chumbuds. Another week of nothing, feels bad since it's been a whole month now.

The usual doom and gloom might be settling in since it's just about getting to her usual stream time, but I'll share at least one semi hopeful thought I have. Even with the lack of streams she still has this original song that hasn't been officially released yet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jswnz3H2mpk
I'd like to think there's an MV for it actively in the works, maybe released sometime next year. Doesn't make up for all this, but it's something that keeps me going

>>60585809
>>60585933
Aim better next time.

Reminder that she actually announced a pee break and also told us she "wuvs" us recently. She's trying.
She wants to be there for us, but she might just fear intimacy

>>60586444
Trips of truth + W + Composed + Rational

Gura sucks

>>60586483
No, I will miss her whenever I want.

I question management more than Gura now. Why isn't there any requirement to at least say something on her behalf? How can they let a month pass with no news?

>>60586581
yeah, me

Gura graduating and joining Vshojo when?

Child

I don't miss Gura since she lives in my head rent free

Look at our date

>>60586922
This. I already have my own tulpa Gura

>>60586444
>>60586556
I'm mad at her for ghosting us for so long but I'm not gonna give up on her. I will.be the last chumbud
>>60586745
She told them not to say anything and management complied due to the amount of doxxfags Gura gets. It might sound retarded but after the Mori rager fiasco it's understandable

>>60586745
They fear making Gura uncomfortable, it would be completely different from that time they announced she'd be going on hiatus due to health issues with her quote tweeting it shortly after. This time she obviously has no good excuse and is probably ghosting management so they can't really say anything without making her look bad or straight up lying.

I mean I dunno, I haven't felt upset at all. I don't really feel like she owes me everything. I just want her to be happy and for there to be a way for me to support her financially. She deserves happiness.
Though, I guess this is the best place to ventpost re: her absence for some people. I prefer to lovepost my daughterwife though

>>60581879
Not excited to do something =/= Forced to do something

>>60587143
Anon, I'm not entirely sure that you have the will to be the last chumbud.

>>60587143
>>60587392
Holy cope

every now and then i watch blue horizon and it makes me smile really hard

is it over for me

>>60586444
>I'd like to think there's an MV for it actively in the works
She first mentioned the MV being in the works in a member's stream last September(?), at the same time she announced the OP for the first time.

>>60586556
Nigga there’s nothing recent about over a month ago

>>60587439
So she's showing up to these out of a sense of obligation to Cover instead of outright being commanded to, is that much better?

>>60587392
I want her to be happy too, but she's also a corpo vtuber who is neglecting her professional responsibilities. It's a tricky line to walk, and I really don't know how to feel about it.

>>60587143
>I will.be the last chumbud
The entire reason she doesn't care about us anymore is probably because there already is a "last chumbud", and it was never going to be one of us. How do you stay positive when it's so obvious she has a completely different life outside hololive that she prefers over us?

I can now safely admit that /jp/ was right, EN was a mistake and its fans are all retard, and the only good EN doesn't give a shit anymore. Here's the first fanart I ever saved.

[Announcement] Due to personal circumstances, our talent Gawr Gura has decided to cease creation of all live content for the foreseeable future. We hope that you enjoy her appearances in 3D performances and other Hololive projects. Please keep supporting her through social media and merchandise purchases.

>>60587536
I want to say that I don't get why she commissioned an entire anime OP to use as an opening for her streams just to barely ever stream, but I kinda do get it if I buy into this particular rrat. It was probably a way to inject some motivation into herself
>I've got this pretty and expensive OP just to use for my streams, I better stream so it doesn't go to waste!
Shame it didn't seem to work that well

Didn’t she straight up say this was the new normal? The sooner you accept you’ll never get 2020/ 2021 Gura again the better. Enjoy those brief periods where she comes back or just move on to another girl.

>>60588192
It worked about as well as season themed schedule templates or monthly members wallpapers...

>>60588213
No, she never said that. However, actions speak louder than words.

>>60587392
Chillbuds miss Gura too but some retards /here/ will call you an anti for not acting like their personal army. Feistybuds care about Gura and want her to be the idol she said she wants to be and chillbuds care about her feelings and are worried about her health. Except Darkmaze, that faggot deserves the rope

>>60588213
Pretty sure this is far worse than whatever her idea of "new normal" was back then...

>>60587888
kys pajeet

>>60588213
She specifically said in chat that she doesn't know what her new normal is. Distinct difference

>>60588213
>>60588490
Correct.Nonetheless, it was telling enough that something has changed. And also not surprising that a collection of some of her biggest fanatics want more info than what she has shared.

Slow night tonight

Personally I don't like making up depression fueled rrats that are only there to make me feel worse.

>still clinging on to some prechat message from half a year ago
jesus

>>60588701
Do you want us to cling to this instead?

>>60588699
w + dubs

>>60587823
I don't think she should have ever joined Hololive if she wasn't willing to be so many people's sole source of happiness. She wanted all the money and fame of being an idol, but none of the sacrifices that idols make or having to care about her fans.
That's why Gura always said she wanted chumbuds to find happiness, but never wanted to be the only thing that made people happy. She didn't want to feel guilty that she was tricking so many people into being dependent on her.
It's also why she became more distant over time and why she stopped doing things like ASMR or watchalongs. Gura realized that no matter what she did, her fans were still in love with her. The only thing left that she could do to make everyone understand that she doesn't love us back is to disappear and stop streaming as much as possible.

That is the message that she's sending over this past year. She doesn't love us. She has her own "personal life". And she doesn't want us to rely on her or think she is our friend.

>>60587823
>It's a tricky line to walk
It's really not.
>Set time aside to do 1-3 streams a week.
>1 members stream a month.
>Announce breaks.
It's simple and easy as fuck. She literally has to not care about fans to act the way she has this year. Maybe she does feel bad about things when people confront her about them, but it doesn't deter her at all from doing it over and over when she doesn't feel people's eyes on her.

>>60588701
Do you realize how delusional you sound?

I want to cling to a fembud.

>>60588701
Half a year ago is not that long ago, and it's the closest thing we've gotten to a statement about her new streaming frequency. Until we get another update from her, there's nothing wrong with assuming it's still relevant.

>>60588213
Explain August, motherfucker.

>>60585477
The entire thing is so well done

Mio already confirmed that everyone wil have a POV.
So "she won't make a POV" schizo got slayed already.

>>60588838
>willing to be so many people's sole source of happiness
Gonna have to stop you right there. It's YOUR FAULT that she is your sole source. Unironically improve yourself.

>>60588838
Bittersweet truth right here

>>60576561
>>60580982
So Gura is literally dead irl and they're just Weekend at Bernie'sing her corpse?

>>60588972
sauce, i dont want to get my hopes up

>>60588586
Ah my bad then, I vaguely recalled her saying something with the phrase “new normal” but I guess I misremembered exactly what she said. Point more or less still stands though, can’t even be bothered to announce a month long break even to her members. It’s beyond me why anyone would stay subbed for zero content.

>>60588930
Unironically felt threatened by Advent, that ~1100% jump in activity compared to the rest of the year is there no matter how badly you don't want to see it.

didn't read the thread
I LOVE GURA!!

>>60588972
Forced to make a pov by management. You can't even claim they aren't forcing her if this is true.

>>60588838
My own speculation was along those lines, but more on the side of her intentionally tanking her popularity because she didn't expect to be the most subbed hololive. She was probably willing to make some sacrifices, but not for the huge audience she ended up gaining.

Does anyone have any rare Georges I can save?

>>60588972
I thought she said everyone who wants to was allowed to?

>>60588972
I'm pretty sure she just said that anyone who wants to have a pov is allowed to and it's not limited to team captains

>>60588586
The instant I saw her use that cringey ass globohomo term I knew the Gura I loved was dead.

>>60588586
She doesn't have to share any info about herself. But anyone with half a brain understands the reason she doesn't is because there's a major part of her life that she doesn't want any of us knowing about. That is always the reason.

>>60589023
Pretty much what they did in September to sell merch.

>>60589175

>>60589254
Which one is that? I never leave /ggg/

What would you do in this situation

>>60589406
woah

>>60589406
More AI diaper Gura please

>>60589327
I already have that one. This one is closer to Halloween theme.

>>60588838
>I don't think she should have ever joined Hololive if she wasn't willing to be so many people's sole source of happiness
There are a lot of other reasons to join Hololive. I know Mumei has made it known that her initial reason for joining Hololive was to find a group of potential friends, and it was only once she started streaming that she fully grasped the responsibility she had as someone with a fanbase that admires her. But I guess the argument you could make is that Mumei and other potential members like her learn to bear that responsibility, while Gura is still running from it

>>60589406
Gabby thinks she really is a shark and was committed....

>>60589375
"new normal"
It was parroted by every single political leader and news channel during and after the covid fiasco

handling raw chicken is scary I don't think I want to do this again

>>60576447
Hey Chumbuds, Im sorry that the Shark doesn't give a FUCK about you. You know that you can always become a part of KFC, we have an actual Idol that loves cares about fans and streams daily for multiple hours, she doesn't collabs with homos and had released multiple song to enjoy.
We will be waiting for you <3

>>60589585
Gura was parroting chat. Also, stop watching the news and this shit won't bother you as much.

>>60589636
>KFC

>>60589636
I'd rather move onto FWMC or Biboo, thank you very much.

>>60589600
Are you or the people you served it to okay?

>>60589702
it's cooking right now I'm going to eat it when it is done. if I die tell Gura I loved her when she comes back

>>60589585
Thank you for answering me. I'd kiss you but neither of us deserve something horrible like that.

>>60589679
I only watch fembuds and allies of gura

>>60589816
who exactly are the allies of Gura?

>>60589873
Do you truly need to ask?

>>60589636
Oh falseflagger-kun, you're not trying hard enough.

>>60589873
Me, myself and I

>>60589911

>>60588999
Quick question.
Do you think that idols are mostly for well-adjusted, normal people with girlfriends and rich, fulfilling lives, or do you think they appeal more to lonely, desperate people, who come home from work and struggle to find any amount of happiness and companionship in their isolated existence?
COVER knows the answer. These girls know the answer. The investors know the answer.
Do you know the answer?

>>60589873
Mori, Nyanners, and Brittany Venti

What if Gura is an IDF reservist?

>>60589636
Kiara just reminds me of the kind of young western women that are all about "sex positivity" and shit.
Frankly, it's a huge red flag.

I'm a "yesbud"

>>60588838
Something about this doesn't add up. She was a streamer before joining hololive, she should have had a pretty good idea about what type of audience her brand of streaming attracts.

>>60590006
Anon, those people are their demographic, but they aren't meant to literally become your life. They are a painkiller, something that makes you feel better and makes things more bearable, but they don't cure anything. If you have a headache, it's fine to rely on them. You're sitting there with a brain tumor and complaining that you've run out of tylenol. It wasn't actually doing anything, you've should've gone to the hospital a long time ago, and it's not the tylenol's fault that you're now dying.

>>60590006
Quit making excuses for being mentally ill. The bad kind of mentally ill, not the harmless kind that understands having someone as your sole source of happiness isn't a good thing.

>>60589873
her real friends

>>60590563
Like amelia

>>60590563
I am her real friend. OUR DREAMS ARE CONNECTED I FEEL IT

You tards are stressing each other out fighting each other again.

WHY DO YOU HATE ME SO MUCH GURA WHY

I really want to fly down there and give her a real reason to not stream.

>>60590871
who you? :3

>>60588972
Based, but what's going on behind the scenes? I still can't believe how all of EN made it in

>>60588192
>I want to say that I don't get why she commissioned an entire anime OP to use as an opening for her streams just to barely ever stream
I'm also completely puzzled by that. If she hates us, then why would she ever put so much money into commissioning MVs and things.
My personal theory is that the MVs and projects that she does are her way of thanking her fans for everything we've given her in lieu of her spending time with us.

In other words, Gura doesn't want to love us or have to spend time with us, but she doesn't want to feel guilty about taking everyone's money and preferring her personal life over her fans either. So instead, she sets aside a small portion of the money she's received and uses it to commission people to make things for us that she thinks we'll like. This clears her conscience because she can say that she's making people happy, even though the one thing that mostly everyone has ever wanted was to just spend more time with her.

GURBO

Mira el Gurrito

https://x.com/gawrgura/status/1713722012387131536
https://x.com/gawrgura/status/1713722012387131536
https://x.com/gawrgura/status/1713722012387131536

WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE

https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1713722012387131536

What did I tell you? she has to sell stuff so she is back.

GURAAAAAAAAAAA

Oh boy, here we go again.

lol merch

>>60590304
I wasn't around for the old days pre-hololive, but from what I've seen, it doesn't seem like the old fans were in love with her the way we are.

>buy my merch lol
What a fucking sellout bitch

something something Mane-chan

>>60576447
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>>60591257
>>60591214
Thanks for reminding us about the merch Gura! No need to tell us anything else

I'm buying gurritto

Make sure you buy Gura's merch so she doesn't have to stream !

MERCH!! lets gooo! Patient buds winning

>no likes
It's not her

Stream announcement any minute now.

Gura the first ever merch only vtuber!

that gurrito? me

The following discussion will surely go well

Wow. First time I pay attention to the thread again in days and I come back to yet another shill tweet.

a confirmed stream in 20 days and now this, we are so fucking back

I'm done. Call me a weakbud whatever

Thanks for the tweet mane-chan, the scarf looks good so I'm glad I got two. Fuck bloop though, I refuse to buy that garbage.

she really doesn't care, huh...

Here they come

As someone who wants to believe she hasn't become this malicious monster, it's pretty funny how she continues to do shit that fuels the rrats.
Sasuga, Gex.

Is this about to become a funny thread?

So it's only the manager when it's convinient for you, huh?

>>60591702
its mane san, gura wouldnt make a cringe joke cope

[Good News] Gura is not literally dead

Is there actually a way for men to wear this scarf in a stylish way? Thought oversized scarves were mainly for women in the west.

>>60591773
>>60591679
I don't expect things to get bad since this has happened several times now, it's not even something new to shitpost about.

Too sick to tell us she's on break but not sick enough to remind us about the merch
This is some weird variant of ligma

>>60591857
I mean you could fold it and tack it on a suit but you'd look gay as fuck

This will be fun for a while.
Shitposters really do need any reason to "dunk" on chumbies.

Isn't it a old tweet if yagoo is still modeling?

>>60591773
its not even interest enough at this point to shitpost about, its the same shill tweet as usual. coming to shitpost over it or replying to them shitposting at this point is retarded

>>60591935
It's a scheduled tweet

>>60591922
>>60591773
>>60591679
Any criticism = shitposting
Some of it really deserve her fucking off like this, a shame the rest of us suffer for it

Where's the 3 years badge, manager-sama?

Already got my Gurrito and bloop cushion

>>60591857
maybe?

sigh

>>60591214
>>60591257
Holy fucking shamelessness

I didn't buy the gurrito but I bought the scarf

Cool back to playing games

>>60592074
Next year, we're skipping 3 year badges

>>60592168
I bought the gurrito and the scarf, too bad the scarf looks horrible... so blurred...

She's finally healthy enough to tweet! This is huge! I can't wait to see what else she'll do now that she's recovered this much.

Guys please don't buy Bloop

>>60592263
I wish the gurrito was bigger. I'd like to rub its belly like dinogura's

So manager can write Tweets for her? In that case there's literally no excuse the manager couldn't write a Tweet updating the fans or even saying Gura can't stream.

>>60592263
Why are you buying shit that you think is ugly? Literal NPCs

>>60592168
I bought two gurrito but didn't buy the scraft.

>>60591214
amazing. such dark, cynical greed.

>>60592363
nta but I like supporting my wife

>>60592339
The manager wouldn't try being quirky gura and just retweet. It's just gura being a bitch and ignoring us and doing her obligation as per the context

>>60592363
>NPC
go back to tiktok

>>60592363
I really really hope these people are just trolling but unfortunately there are lots of people out there wiith unchecked mental illness.

>>60592436
Your "wife" has left you and doesn't even care about your existences

>>60592363
it looked nice on the promo image...

>>60592056
A bit of healthy criticism is great. But people like you only look very unhinged and not in the right mind to recommend advice.

>>60591857
wear it when you get deployed to the Middle East

>>60592504
>thinking calling someone a NPC is from tiktok
Holy newfag

>>60592504
anonchama...

Honestly the people who keep buying merch and acting like shilling merch in the middle of an unjustified month long break is fine deserve every last bit of suffering and ridicule.

>being a chumbud in 2023

So what are you doing, chumbies?

>>60592584
Ah yes, expecting more than a merch shill after 31 days is >unhinged. Fucking retards I swear

>>60591214
>>60591257
Either this is her manager making a Tweet or Gura herself. Either way there's no excuse for there not being an update Tweet by now.

>>60592721
I'm playing wc3 customs.

>>60592363
I guess it isn't thaaaat bad but still, too blurred.

>>60592721
Playing Bloodborne and watching Advent.

i dont know if its worse if its her that made the tweet or the manager, because if she did it that means she could have been tweeting and actively doesn't care to say anything to us. if the manager tweeted it then it means she's completed disconnected and doesnt care either. idek anymore

>>60592701
Yes, now fuck off anti.

>>60592508
They have to be, I refuse to believe someone can be so devoid of personal standards and self awareness.

>>60592536
A lot of the streamers I like don't know I exist. Doesn't mean I can't support the ones I like.

>>60592749
Thats gura and even Kiara reponded

>>60592831
If you want some kind of comparison, Ame didn't even tweet her bubba keychain sale was about to end at all while she was completely gone in those two weeks.

>>60592641
>>60592685
literal NPCs response

WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK

>>60592935
Ame doesn't know how to milk her paypigs. Gura would never make that kind of mistake.

>>60592721
I'm really hungwy. I haven't eaten dinner yet

>>60592831
I think it's pretty obvious that Gura's manager and Cover are completely disconnected and don't care about this situation either.

>>60592721
Playing hoi iv

You guys buying bloop?

>>60592831
It really doesn't matter, anyone who isn't on ridiculous amounts of copium or doing mental gymnastics can tell she doesn't give a single fuck.

>>60593056
Nyo. I got the scarf though. I really like merch with utility.

>>60593056
I am buying it just for destroying it.

>>60592701
I'm not suffering though.

>just a low effort merch shill
what is her problem

>>60592831
IT'S SCHEDULED TWEET HOLY FUCK YOU'RE SO ANNOYING, DO YOU KNOW HOW SCHEDULED TWEET WORKS????

>>60593056
I'm not buying shit, I like Gura as a streamer, not as a corporate mascot.

>>60592909
Kiara responding doesn't mean much. She pretty much admitted she has no idea whats going on.

>>60593207
I'm going to buy more gurritos to make you angry

>>60592722
You're super stressed right now, I really understand you. But please attempt to relax and not try to put everyone else on your level.

>>60593207
>low effort
This is something an anti would say. You have no way of knowing how hard she tried with that tweet.

Are there fembuds among us?

>>60592722
quite ironic they'd call someone else unhinged

>>60593266
KEK

>>60593213
I know tweeting a simple update would take a few seconds and there's no reason one wasn't made by now.

>>60593253
Why would that make me angry?

>>60593278
always

>>60593221
I'm not asking to you

There isn't a single Chumbud itt, just yesbud LARPers trying way too hard.

>>60593213
you look insane yelling over this