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>all these newfags saying Calligurayou retards know it's called Calligula.. right? It's been called that on /hlgg/ for months.
>Isnt that a little insensitive?>I'm kidding btw UwUWhat the fuck?
I love Ina!
My oshi has given me formal permission to hot glue her official nendo. Has yours?
Gura is drunker than usual today
Who /ggcjp/ here?
Gentlemen, this is officially a Gawr stream.
>COUGH FOR ME DARLING
I think becoming the number 1 vtuber in the world has melted her brain...
Gura thread kino
Holy shit, her ADHD is going crazy today.
>check thumbnailGawr is in control
GURA IS HIGH ENERGY TODAY
I was 20 minutes late, is gura ogey?
>>6055108BASED
Do girls usually sleep in pajamas?
Gura is going off the rails and its magnificent.
is gura fucking ogey?
This is gonna be a 5 hour stream
this stream is absolutely nuts
GURA'S VOICE I'M FUCKING CHUMMING
why is gura being so based today?
Did the killer just say GOOWA?
>>6055133Ame too!
lolidom chumbuds are diamonds right now
>she's literally acting like she used to on HER twitchstreamsHERfags.. we win again
>>6055092We need to bully out newfags desu
Gura is a little girl.
It's like we're in a bizarro world
>>6055001Nice OP
Gura is running on fumes and it’s Gawr in control now
Mori WILL be going balls deep in Gura tonight
I cant believe trinity, gurina and gurame are fucking dead.
is gura actually good at dbd?
I dont like GawrBring Gura back
>>6055108It's fine because she's cute
Gura doko? All I see is Gawr...
Deliriously Tired Gura stream, This is going to be great.
>>6055138She literally can't be contained
Gura definitely hit the sauce tonight. Or she took some opiates for her migraine. Damn
Gura, now with 50% more HER!
I literally have intrusive thoughts of Gura saying "sussy baka"
GURA IS COCKY
>>6055167You're damn fucking right I am
Gura feels different today.
wow going to public events turns gura into a little twitch streamer. who would have thought?
INA IS THE MASTER OF THE SEA
guramebros, it's over....
>They were preparing for 7 hours for AXDid I mishear that?
_____ _____
Imagine if she did an ASMR in this state
These two? Yeah they're bone bros
I love gura so much
Jeeezus man I was rewatching some of her old VODs earlier and this is such a culture shock to come back to
>>6055133I love Ina too!
Ame could you delay Paladins until Gura is done? Gura is full of energy tonight and I don't feel like having to fry my brain watching both at once.Thank you for being understanding.
I don't think she's drunk or high but this energy might get her to say some yabs tonight
Gura is in a really good mood today
rrats btfo
>>6055192Shut up, sissy. Gawr is here to stay.
>>6055208This is Gawr streaming
That survivor sounds like mori
Is she unleashing HER? This is a lot like how SHE used to behave in streams...
THIS IS A GWAR STREAM
>>6055219chumby
shitposting aside, I'm glad Gura is embracing the bro in Mori
>>6055152They usually sleep nakedMy sister still does
GURA IS FUCKING DRUNK
>>6055192GAWR FOREVER!
>>6055202Kill yourself!
Chumbuds, how often is she like this? I like this
>>6055208It's just Gawr
>>6055217T?
>like this gura and not the fake seiso pure oneam I a HERfag?
Noel is very cute
Told you she'd be horny
>>6055133私もイナが大好きです!
Gura is having so much fun with this game! She should stay up all night and play it.
>>6055092Please be a little more sensitive to our JOP brothers, anon.In Japanese, the "L" and "R" sounds are pronounced the same, so attempting to say "L" will produce the "R" sound. See:>Lydia in FFIV being translated as "Rydia">"Love" always pronounced "Ra-bu"They're trying their best.
JWU, how was the Ame watchalong?
>Gura goes live>threads go to shit
It's that state of the brain when it is so tired you can't think straight and saying and doing dumb shit. I once sucked off my friend because of it. The state of mind like you are high and horny.
>>6055244sus
>Don't block me, womanHOLY BASED
Being extremely tired is basically the same as being drunk when it comes to driving
>>6055202that is gawr, nigger
>>6055157No, it's gawr time
>can you milk horsesINA NO
>barely leaves PPP>already fighting for life with some spikey spoon fuckTakos, I think your oshi needs to do her combat reps.
>>6055227Night and day, aint it? She was so nervous back then.
>>6055150No but that makes it more fun to watch desu
>>6055275You're a fag alright
>>6055288Bro?
>>6055242She's been getting into the liquor
>>6055259Only when she's not depressed, so almost never. That nendoroid must have made her really happy.
>>6055276we know, gura.
>>6055288
>>6055288Why are Teamates like this?
she's been sniffing that crack againy'all muthafuckas don't sniff crack?
>>6055259No cuckbeats allowed. Away!
>>6055192you dont have a say in this, gawr is in control now
>>6055259She is always somewhat cheeky, but today is some of the cheekiest high spirits Gura we've ever seen.
>>6055202fuck off
it's been 25 minutes
>>6055157she had a long discord sex with ame (why she had to cancel) right before this hoping to get the horny out but failed.
THREADLY REMINDER TO STOP BEING HORNY.
I don't know how to make the webm not take up the whole screen, so i'll just link the mp4https://files.catbox.moe/w9ayhc.MP4
>>6055288anon...
>>6055288ummmm based?
>>6055285>gura goes live>thread instantly becomes more fun>seething gura antis claim it's "shit">their seething makes it even more enjoyableYou love to see it kek
KEK fucking teakeks, first she cancels the stream now she loses gura to mori, AGAIN
Ina milking a horse!
can you imagine if she hits 3M while she's Gawr?
>>6055276I kneel menstration anon
>>6055248Where's that drawing of Mori as Kamina and Gura as Simon?
>>6055324>Sniffing Gura's crackuoh
>>6055288I agree with the first part, but anon...
>>6055288Anon, that's gay...
for any chumbuds who are going crazy over gura's behaviour right now..this is how she used to act all the time on HER. so don't ever shit talk HERfags again
>>6055192It's not that thing. it's the shark part. She is hunting tonight.
>>6055250I want to fuck your sister, just so you are aware.
>gawr is out todayNo wonder Ame cancelled
>Gura will be even more tired tomorrowUOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WE NEED TO KEEP HER STREAMING AS LONG AS POSSIBLE TONIGHT SO SHE CAN'T SLEEP
>>6055192
>>6055324I don't smoke crack, motherfucker, I sell it.
>>6055299Goldship is female in anime so it's fine.
>starts streaming>puts herself into the chum jar and wants it to be drowned>talks about pasties>goes on a nonsensical rant about Calligula's IQ and deadbeats >wants to attack rrats>all in the span of 20 minutesBetween this, that AX shitshow complete with default Mori, and the unified shitposts about Airplane today has been a fucking fever dream and I love it
http://poal.me/7n09x2>http://poal.me/7n09x2http://poal.me/7n09x2
>>6055288Uhhhhhh
>>6055234She got to spend all day with her friends.
SHE'S DRUNK ON POWERAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Do these guys just suck or is the game supposed to be easy as the monster?
>>6055359fuck off
>it’s another stream where people say she’s drunk again when we’ve heard her be drunk on stream before
I don't believe that Gura period tracker at all but streams like this makes do have me wondering.
>>6055288no homo ofc
Chumbuds > Takos > KFP > Teamates
>>6055136>>6055201>>6055233>>6055251>>6055312you should all kill yourselves
Ollie was right...The EN girs are crackheads
>>6055250I want you to fuck your sister.
Gura is definitely drunk
So the thread was shitting on Mori for not being able to stream Guilty Gear for 3 threads straight and now it turns out that she wasn't able to stream because AX decided to waste 7 hours of every EN's time?
Mori Calliope Ch. hololive-EN
>>6055274__tt_ __tt_
Ina wants to milk animals...
if we were watching airplane, Ame wouldnt have had time to...handle gura before her streamjust putting it out there
>>6055288we should be friends
>>6055288You ogey there anon?
I'm rather tired of the Gura's been drinking posting that happens every single stream of hers
>>6055283She lost internet and the stream died halfway through. Not sure if she's going to finish it another time
>>6055288London?
>>6055280You know what Listener-san, you're allright
>>6055167I cant help it bros
>>6055288TMI cuckbeat
I want Ina to milk me.
>>6055339my sides
>>6055347Horse milk must be the nastiest barnyard tasting crap imaginable
>>6055383>Implying there's a difference.
BALLS
>>6055367Gura learns from the best>>6055390Don't reply to samefags and shitposters, anon
Just back from work, what happened with Gura's stream that the previous thread was going crazy?
>>6055356Wow, you are REALLY trying hard to timeloop this again. How does it feel to have no one take the bait?
>i got balls on my-where?
>>6055402god I want Ina to milk me
>>6055410Just ignore them, is it that hard to do?
>uwu voice>DBD>lewd talk>looks slightly drunkthis is it guys, your'e watching a Gawr stream rn
>>6055402Me as the animal
>Milking NoelJesas Ina
>>6055288Anon, the most I ever did in that state was start talking to my friend about how I couldn't stop wanting to fuck Makima for three hours straight, what the fuck
>SHES DRUNK>SHES JUST LIKE HERJUST LET GURA BE IN A GOOD MOOD AND HIGH ENERGY FOR ONCE YOU FUCKING HERFAGS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>6055288anon?!
Gura wants balls
>>6055391based zoombie
FUCKINGWHY DIDN'T I KNOW GURA WAS STREAMING? WHY IS THIS DAY SO FUCKING FULL OF SCHEDULE FUCKERY.FIRST THERE'S NO MORI STREAMTHEN GURA/KIARA COLLAB CANCELLEDTHEN AX SCHEDULE IS FUCKING WRONGTHEN THERE'S NO AME STREAMTHEN INA STREAMS OUT OF NOWHERENOW GURA STREAMS OUT OF NOWHERE AND I'VE MISSED ALMOST HALF AN HOUR OF ITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>6055404mori is obviously closer to gura than ame these days. ame doesn't even have any future projects planned with her, meanwhile calligula is building that fucking ferris-wheel.
>>6055337Nohttps://files.catbox.moe/fcllx8.mp4
>>6055410If you take notice Gura threads are usually pretty shit. Obviously better than bait hours though.
I don't understand why gura always seems to want them to get away even though she plays as the hunter. Is it just a DBD thing to be courteous or a girl thing or just a gura thing?
>>6055367>the unified shitposts about AirplaneWhat is this?
>>6055356It was only ever like one specific autist who shit talked HERfags, followed by a bunch of newfags trying to fit in without knowing anything.
do you think gura watches boil / pimple popping videos on youtube
>>6055396Seems that way
>>6055339FUCKING KEK
Ame will do the watchalong after the spic stream
I want Gawr to step on me
>>6055339Holy fuck
>>6055434chum jar
>>6055288You remembered to say no homo right?
>>6055410Well do your part and help get every SEAnigger on the planet range banned then.
>I've got BALLSFutachads?!
>>6055398mori is so beautiful. I love her so much
>>6055356No it isn't retard. She barely talked.
>>6055395She sounds exactly like when she was sobering on new year so yeah. Might've had a few drinks after the AX panel to celebrate
How many Mexican names are there in this game? Just so I can gauge how much attention I should be paying to dbd streams...
>>6055288no homo?
>>6055356She was pretty quiet and subdued with plenty of dead air, it sounds like you never watched her
>s*chi dokoGURA NO YOU CANT SAY THAT
>>6055339good shit
>>6055390remember high energy=drunk/drugs and low energy=depressed/hates streaming
>>6055288did you at least have the common curtesy to swallow?
>>6055356no she didn't
>>6055288L O N D O NONDON
>Jewwwwwwwww its timewhat did she mean by this
>>6055454>NOWHEREShe scheduled it like 6 hours ago
>>6055434Asked people to hot glue her nendo and told chat she exclusively wears bandaids in place of a bra
>>6055454>THEN INA STREAMS OUT OF NOWHEREIna...
>>6055449I still don't know what HER means and at this point I'm too afraid to ask
>>6055489Damn, Ina cute
>>6055444Nice trips and based
Gowr Goora
>>6055468Zero chance, AX is apparently too intensive to fuck around so she cancelled Airplane
>>6055439Mind
>>6055380This squad is terrible.
Jill...
>>6055250So what you're saying is that gura is a womanchild?
>>6055367why do you hate ame? it hasn't been a good day for teamates.
>>6055288gay
>>6055444Is Gawr the what we calling the HER + Gura persona?
I can't take it anymore.
>>6055449Meidos need to ban these doxniggers again
>>6055489
>>6055288You did the correct course of action.
So chumbuds how does it feel being bros with us?t. deadbeat
>Gura having fun and being a little hyper>IT'S HER>SHE'S DRUNK>OUR LITTLE GREMLIN IS BACK>HAHA WHAT A TWITCH WHOREUnironically, why are (You) all like this?
THE APEX PREDATOR
>>6055458UUUUUOOOOOOOHHH ToT
did she almost say buck
>Haha Gura is in a good mood she must be abusing drugs or alcohol. That this is your first assumption really says a lot about you anon. I hope one day you can enjoy life without needing to restrict your mental faculties.
>>6055337You'll never stop me!
>>6055356No she didn't. She was quiet ad a fucking mouse
>>6055250please elaborate further
>>6055339Fucking kek
Gura's a big girl...
>>6055533No faggot
>>605539610 AM EST to like 5 PM EST is what Gura said right? That lines up perfectly
just t pose corona
>>6055288this you?
oh my fuck so many meme refs tonight
>>6055381I'm taking this as consent to fuck your sister
>>6055339
>Gawr...Gaw...Oh Bros.....
>>6055396>thread shits on mori for 3 threads because she cancelled a stream>threads sucks ame's dick when does the samefuck you /ameg/
>>6055133>>6055229>>6055279>>6055420>>6055470Cringe
>>6055288Please tell me you're a woman.
Hey chumbuds, guess we're bonebuds now.
>I'm t-pose the virus>You're not getting past this bodyodyodyGura's mind is melting.
Mooooooooooooooom Ina's harassing the chickens agaaaaaaaaain
>>6055545NO GURA DON'T BITE ME
>>6055288You are gae anon...you are gae
>>6055540I hate mori and deadbeats
Gawrfield
>>6055250yea i fucked her
>>6055540I've considered deadbeats bro tier for months now. You guys have come a long way from /jp/ days.
>>6055454>THEN THERE'S NO AME STREAMuhhhh anonchama?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qjHreL-ViA
>>6055589guess so
>>6055582shut up whore and go stream for once in your life
This is the ideal Hololive Vtuber. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
>>6055582All me
>Me: IT'S HER
Is Gawr the one that promised Princess ASMR?
KEK GURA
>>6055396I fucking hate AX
BASED
>>6055544At this point, I'm getting used to it
>>6055599
>punch holes in my drywallgwar no!
>>6055461Go back a thread (or two, can't remember).
Oh nonono Snoot bros, we got too cocky!
>when i hear boop the snoot i want to punch holes in my drywallONE OF US
Gura HATES snoot game!
wish gura would grab me hairy plums and give em a good squeeze mmm
>should've just watched the superior Leslie Nielsen movie
Oh, Gawr is a Kyle.
>>6055606BASED
>>6055384The funniest thing about the period shit is the fact that it all started because one anon me just made shit up to explain why she missed streams over a few months, and one of them was only a two week gap and yet people still went with it because it was better than the other shitposter timelooping or the other guy who said it was because of the Sabbath or something.
>when I hear boop the snoot I wanna punch holes in my drywallSHE'S JUST LIKE ME
>>6055545That's the power of Gawr at the wheel.
Achievable natty?
Nothing to see here.
>>6055598t. deadbeat
KFP WATCH OUT
>>6055589Sure
>>6055454>THEN INA STREAMS OUT OF NOWHEREIt's on her schedule you fucking ape.
>Boop the snoot>makes Gura want to punch a hole in the wallThe hell?
>People who DC are garbage! Gawr... please take it easy on console players
>whenever i see "boop the snoot i wanna punch holes in my drywall"holy shit fucking based i love gura so much how can my oshi be this based
A REAL DOPE!
>>6055606She won't wake up for that one either.
>you're acting funnyNO CHAT STOP!!!
She's playing too well to be drunk, she's just in that tired loopy state that unfilters her
KFP LOVE
>>6055250>My sister still doesHow do you know?
The meds....... they're working.
Guratards, hello i'm the shrimp
>when I hear boop the snoot I wanna punch holes in my drywallKEK HOW IS GURA SO FUCKING BASED
did gura said anything about a 3m celebration stream?
>>6055582Where's your good twin?
BING BING BONG
takodachi are you gonna share those cookies or what
i-ina
>>6055533I guess
Man she's gonna crash soon and get even worse I can't fucking wait
>>6055507Don't newfriend. Just don't.
I THINK I FNALLY UNDERSTAND DBDIT'S LIKE FLASHLIGHT TAG EXCEPT ONLY ONE PERSON HAS THE FLASHLIGHT AND THEY REFUSE TO GIVE IT UPAM I CLOSE, WOMEN?
>sweet cunt
>>6055108She could genocide an entire diaspora of religious outcasts via internment camps with forced sterilization and I'd still forgive her
>>6055381anon you made it, now let it go
i want to mating press Gawr
I-Ina...?
>>6055540we've been bros since the watamage crusade after the scuffed MC stream months ago
Chat needs to shut the fuck up and stop making her self conscious about having fun.
>>6055642Why do you stalk literal who children on twitter
>>6055686TODD NO
Where is the last thread link anons?
>>6055540It's great being able to cheer on our retarded chuuni's togethert. chumbud
>>6055638Yeah bro, just bloat diet with some cardio
IM IN LOVE WITH A SHARK GIRL AND IT'S DRIVING ME FUCKING MAD
>>6055686Jesus Todd, that's your daughter you're talking about!
Okay that's pretty based. I would gladly curbstomp someone for saying "Doggo" or "Boop the snoot"
Oh hell yea, the last time I heard gura like this was in fucking november, this is a side of her thtat I love and haven't seen in a long time
Where did Gurame go wrong, bros?
Ina was also really hyper at the start of her stream I guess she was drunk
>>6055671No there's not that many.
>141 cmIMAGINE
>>6055339good shit!
KFP employees seem to have forgotten Ina has a partnership with Kiara.The fact she doesn't rat you out every time she catches one of you escaping is an example of her mercy.
Do you think Gura is actually bipolar?
Anyone who doesn't know what being drunk is like is underage.
>>6055544Gura could be silent for 10 minutes straight and they'd still post the same shit. Just scroll past and ignore them
>what else is 141cmmy dick
Out of curiosity what made 1 or 2 retards post "Kiara BTFO" last thread?
>Gura sleeps bottomless>At some point she's going to take her pants and expose her thighs
>>6055685>>6055686
>>6055671Sure bro take it
>>6055563For Anya?
>>6055288that's gay bro
>4 months since MarchAlright bros, which of the ENs used Camellia's music the most?
Gura looks like a kid.
Gura is 8 ft and jacked
>>6055716no discord sex in a long time
>>6055686Holy BASED
>>6055716Watch the festival stream
>How tall is your average dishwasherThis is the best stream ever
>>6055656I hope grudgeposter gets you
>>6055500>>6055502>>6055646I DON'T PAY ATTENTION TO INA'S SCHEDULE. I ASSUMED EVERYONE ELSE WAS THE SAME.
i'll love gura no matter how big her head gets
>this Ina stream>this Gura streamAnyone who decided to check out EN after seeing their appearance at anime Expo is getting a damn fine intro.
>>6055686Todd stoooooop!!!!
>>6055381anon you made it, now let her go
>>6055581>shitposters represent the thread when it's one holo but the same shitposters don't represent the thread when another holo does itAnon, when are you going to accept the fact that anyone who isn't unity is subhuman and doesn't count
IM IN CONTROL NOW CHUMBUDS
>>6055716Ame changed
>>6055743T u T
>>6055750I was talking about Gura though
>>6055686Is that like a sweet roll?
>>6055540Pretty great, Mori is cute, and deadbeats have one of the most based ussers heret. chumbud
>>6055742Ame.
>>6055686Todd-chama?!?
>>6055750Watameposter, your pinponpanpon reps...
>drinking gura hot steamy stuffUooh
>>6055475we fucking won
>We havechumkeks?
>>6055339kek
She just do a zatsudan if she's going to ramble. I'm not complaining though.
>>6055686>Todd abandoned her daughter to stop himself from fucking her
>>6055686kek
>>6055716Was never alive shipfags get out.
Ina... Your spanish reps...
I'm so fucking proud of my boi dabbing on that twitch whore amelia so much recently, all these months of condomates bullying deadbeats and shitting on Mori for "not respecting Hololive culture" etc. and "Amelia should be second, Mori doesn't deserve it" faggots that once dominated /ameg/. Now where are they now? Did they get bored of their dumb bimbo loser and moved on after realizing how much of s a shit streamer she is? God its so cathartic.
>Gura ignoring all those numberfag chats>Talk about banana numbers instead
>>6055718fattodachi...
>>6055396Teammmates getting dabbed on hard today
>>6055757
>I want a minifridgeNO GURA DON'T SHAVE YOUR HEAD
>vegan meatballs
>>6055750Dumb watamelon.
>>6055731I think it is the collab delay to next week? Not much of a btfo but people are insane anyway.
>vegan meatballsOSHI DROPPED
>vegan meatballsapex predator???
Again with the vegan food
>>6055540Skeletons are pretty cool and Mori's music already lives rent free in my head
>>6055599>>6055623>>6055701Why the fuck are there multiple GwarfieldsI get the Garkayus, but why this
>VEGAN>AGAINWHY
>>6055589Did I miss something? What did Gura say?
we had hot passionate sex before the stream and she got filled up by my seed thats why shes in a good mood
>Veganwtf gura why would you have that shit?
>>6055797t. ako
What's the deal with Vegan Food?
Does someone else stock Gura's fridge?Also, wheat hurts her tummy?
Gura why do you eat so much vegan food if you aren't vegan....
Rehearsal? rehearsal about what? They needed to do that for the AX thing?
>talking about food againI hope she's not overweight at this point because she stopped tweeting and talking about her workouts.
A I R F R Y E R IRFRYER
>>6055802
>>6055730Best outcome I've ever had with that image. KEK
Why does Gura keep eating these shitty vegan meats?
>>6055817Gawr GuraGawrGarGarfield
Ina bout to fucking die
What do two doctors usually prescribe their patients?A "Dos"e of medicine
>>6055815Wait a minute, I recognise that pool...
Gura is really vegan isn't she?
Gura is tiredstupid
>>6055797ogey
THE TICK RRAT
>>6055540Deadbeats are based and helped make Gura really happy for her birthday
>>6055788Gura's DbD streams are basically just zatusdans that are interrupted by occasional spasms of bloodlust and giggling.They're honestly some of my favorite Gura streams these days.
>>6055804>>6055809>>6055810you have to be 18 to post here
>vegan>full of wheat and oil>hurts her tummy>doesn't have to worry about getting sick
>GURA CAN'T EAT WHEAT>AME CAN'T EAT BREADTHEY ARE
>Air fryer
>Real Meat>Get NervousW-Where do you get your meat Gura?
Gura...
>>6055858No anon, she is just very adventurous.
Gura is functionally a vegan for the same reason a person would be in the 1800s
>>6055858She eats meat all the time
Just use a thermometer
THAT'S BECAUSE YOU EAT MOLDY MEAT GURA
Gura WILL eat my meat
Wait, Kiara said around 10 or 11AM EDT that Gura was still sleeping so she definitely wasn't at rehearsal. Unless Gura is PDT now
>>6055540Feel good brot. chumbud
>>6055808I don't quite understand how that's "BTFO" given that the only way it wouldn't be next week is tomorrow but ok
Holy fuck we finally get the reason for her vegan food obsession. She's a hopeless womanchild who can't feed herself.
Gura's not a vegan so why does she love talking about vegan food so much?
DOUBLE MORI
Your oshi WILL buy an air fryer.
...Gura, just cook your fucking meat more through if you're so paranoid. Despite American memes you're not obligated to eat your meat rare all the time.
oh, that explains the vegan meat thing, she probably gets sick from regular meat
her freezer is full of cake pls understand
>>6055858BTFO. She's just retarded!
How do you know someone is a vegan?Don't worry, they'll tell you
>>6055870Failures that should be removed from the genepool!
>not wanting to eat meat so you won't get prion diseasesfucking BASED
>Literally goes for vegan food because they last longer Gura wtf you can't be this lazy even for eating
This is the first Saturday without meme review.
Does Gura know how to use her senses that have been honed over millions of years and multiple generations of life to ensure her survival?
yagura
>Mori was forced into a full work day, leaving her unable to stream Guilty Gear or she'd be breaching contract>Thread shits on her>Ame was forced into a full work day, and was understandably too tired to do two full streams immediately afterwards>Thread shits on herIt's time to apologize.
>>6055870FAGGOTS
So where does>EL GAWR GURA (FORMA DE LACK OF SLEEP)fit in the EN power level ranking?
>veganyeah she isn't a country girl at all, fucking LARPer.
>>6055872WE GAAN
>>6055872I was nervous about undercooking it forever until I just stopped being retarded
>>6055872The meat walls....
J*UWhat got announced besides the chum jar accessories?
>Vegan meatballs>implying more than one meatballChumcucks? Who did she made the extra meatball for?
DBD is zatsudan time where gwar comes out because she knows she can get away with it while hunting and killing people down in the coming streams we will probably see ENs rebellion arc to pushback against upper management for forcing cocos hand,more 3d ame pushing the boundries
>>6055558>>6055661I don't actually know, my brother in law keeps complain about that so I have to believe it's true. She also slept naked when she was in the house, but she was always in her room when doing that. I don't mean she slept naked everywhere in the house like an animal.But this is getting off topic.
https://youtu.be/mMu2qyesihs
>>6055910Yab
>>6055868>HES A SEETHING VEGAN TRANNY KEK fuck off retard. any vegans deserve to fucking die.
>>6055581>threads sucks ame's dick when does the same
RRATMAN
>boat nearby>drop a new oneInner...
R.RATMAN LOVE
rratman...
HASTA LA VISTA, RRATMAN
>>6055896What's an air fryer?t. Europoor
RRATMAN NO
Rratman mention
RRATMAN CALLED OUT.
>>6055589I prefer deadbuds and chumbeats.>>6055822She and Mori are bone bros. Also, she thought about her in the shower.
Ina cute!
rratman LOVE
>rratman
HASTA LA VISTA RRATMAN
> Hasta la vista rrat-man!
>Hasta la vista rratman
R.RATMAN, WATCH OUT!GAWR IS AFTER YOU!
>>6055232Just watch Paladins later - it's going to be Ame making noises for 67 minutes, she won't say anything of substance.
>HASTA LA VISTA R. RATMANNot like this
r.ratman, NO!
>gura is afraid of meat and gawr loves it
>HASTA LA VISTA RRATMAN
OH NO NO NO!! R.RAT MAN LOOK OUT
R. RATMAN, RUN!
>asta la vista rratmanSHE'S HERE
R.Ratman BTFO!
>Hasta la vista, Rratman
RENT FREE
>>6055914Direct that hatred to AXI always knew Texans deserved the rope, especially those who live in Austin.
RRATMAN MENTION
>>6055913
oh god the clips
PRESS F TO PAY RESPECTS TO RRATMAN
Just got back from work, how was AX?
VERGIL MENTION
>>6055928based
Vergilchads....
>>6055924kek I haven't seen this one for a while.
rent-free
VERGIL MENTIONRENT FREE
VERGILBROS?!
Is Gura pregnant?
He returns
GTFO VERGIL
RENTFUCKINGF R E E
>>6055914Ame scheduled Oblivion that late herself. She's the one who played for almost 4 hours. She's the one who stayed up instead of sleeping.
>>6055910
>>6055910We still gotta drink together, doesn't matter what is or isn't on we're drinking.
>>6055540I don't mind deadbeats. King of deadbeats got dande for my oshi so I see them as bros.
>>6055910I'm sure anons will start spontaneously posting garbage memes from Reddit while mentioning what they're drinking for no particular reason later tonight.
>>6055924you have to eat like 20 of those fag meatballs to feel anything in your stomach
>>6055910Shut the FUCK up!
Are you a vegan, /hlgg/?http://poal.me/h3e5jghttp://poal.me/h3e5jghttp://poal.me/h3e5jghttp://poal.me/h3e5jg
RENTFREE
>>6055944Ina is divine
>>6055994yeah with me
>>6055994Yeah, with me
VERGILCHADS WE CAN'T STOP WINNING
My neighborhood sounds like a warzone
>>6055910Shut the fuck up
>My brain's been free from Vergil for the last few days
Gura probably got sick when she didn't clean properly and/or cook meat long enough in the past, so now she's scared of cooking meat herself. She's fine getting it from mcdonalds, though, cause someone else is doing the cooking.
>>6055797no one's ever going to believe you, you tried this too many times
rent free
>>6055858She don't eat meat but she sure like the bone
>>6055973there is nothing wrong with Austin
VERGIL BROS
CONFIRMED
IS CANON
>>6055581Well, it helps that Ame is actually likeable
>ENOUGH ROOM FOR VIRGIL TO LIVE RENT-FREE
>>6055910I know. I'm trying to not think about it.
DANTE KEKS WERE YOU AT SO I CAN LAUGH AT YOU
THERE'S ENOUGH ROOM FOR BOTH DANTE AND VERGIL INSIDE GURAUUUUOOOOOOOOHHHHH
You can't escape until you prove you're worthy, Gura
>"Rent Free"Now she's just reading off the thread
>There's enough room for both Vergil and Dante in my head
RENT FREE CONFIRMED
ENOUGH ROOM FOR THE BOTH OF THEM.
HE LIVES
Gura has enough space fro Vergil and Dante...
>numberfag supachats $500 to her>completely ignoredbased
IT'S CANON
https://twitter.com/achan_UGA/status/1411499772846903296
RIP DEVSSHE IS MOCKING THE DEVS
>rent free>so funny guys>all in my head>hahaha
SHA HA HA HA HARK
>>6055910Thanks.
Come and get me, motherfucker
OH MY GOD GAWR IS IN FULL FUCKING CONTROL
>>6055868literally only underage and trannys go vegan.
Yep, I'm thinkin Gawr's back
>>6055910I'm staying positive regardless!
>sha-ha-ha-hark!I'M GONNA FUCKING CHUM
>I'm killing myself out here
kino shark laugh
>>6055872she's probably one of those people that thinks it's blood in meat juices
Why does Gura always say SHAAAAAARK
Gura is so fucking funny today
Gura tell us what kind of underwear youre wearing
https://files.catbox.moe/n9tg1h.mp4This is what they took from you
OK, I take back what I said. This isn't the best Gura in weeks. This is the best Gura this whole year.
>>6055858There was an old l*lcow doxx that said she was raised a vegan, would honestly explain why she's small but she's definitely not a vegan now considering she eats at McDonalds
>Dante and Vergil are literally dueling in her fucking brain just like the Vergil 2 fightThis is legitimately the greatest outcome that could've come from this arc.It could end now forever and I would be completely satisfied.
>>6055924>I had a meatball>and then I had another piece of meatballHow did she get away with this...
imagine gura getting spitroasted by dante and vergil
SHA HA HA HA HA HA HAARK
>>6055703>literal who childrenT o T
>>6055788Gura kinda slows down if she doesn't have SC's or a game to bounce off of. Her playing a game she's really comfortable with allows her to relax which makes her talkative
we lost....
Dantebros...
>>6056000Judging by how Mori was talking in Night Delivery, she didn't know about how long she was expected to be rehearsing for AX until very late. I don't see why it would be any different for Ame.
POWER
She loves him...
>>6055910fuck you
STOP TALKING ABOUT AME
>peko-like SHAHAHAHARKThe numbers are consuming you gura...
>>60560105 people deserve to die
What are these load times? Gura, get an SSD...
I fucking love this stream
KEK
vergilbros, we're getting through
>>6055716>>6055793pipe down Calligulaniggers
>>6055923Temporary tattoos. Seriously
>>6055994No Im pregnant
Power...
Seems like I have enough power, huh chumbuds?
>>6055910You can review my meme if you're feeling lonely.
>>6056010I'm a pure carnivore.I also have gout
>>6055867Same desu
>>6056128It's one of the other jabronies.
>>6056128Multiplayer games be like
>Just bought some Steaks and Pork Chops from the Farmers Market todayIt's not hard to cook your meat Gura Jesas.
>>6056141london?
>>6056128You... you think load times is based on personal hardware? Are you stupid?
CAPCOM PERMS PAYING FOR THEMSELVES HOL SHIT
I am forgotten
>>6056093HOLY BASED
>>6056094I think Gura is just on a streak of being absolutely excellent lately, from the Minecraft festival to the TTRPG to this stream.
>>6056147*pachi**pachi*
>>6056128I think everyone needs to load together. If you match with a 3rd worlder you have to wait for them to load
>>6055925c-friend...
>>6056148god flare is so fucking based.
>>6055396Somebody said earlier that preparation for AX may have been the reason Ame couldn't do the watchalong. Everybody that saw that presentation thought he was a retard, because nobody expected even 45 minutes of rehearsal, much less 7 hours. Until now, most of us thought it was just Mori and Ame being retarded about their schedules, which is nothing new.
I wish I was Vergil...
FUCK Mori
>great game>doesn't play it
>>6056151I'm not at all sure she does her own shopping at this point
HOLY KEK GURA
>OhKneeChan
It's just like Pekora's old sarcastic peko-peko-peko laugh. I fucking love it.
SIXTY SIX MINUTES
what the hell is she talking about?
GURA IS UNHINGED
When do we get a brown HoloEN?
>onii-chan
HOLY SHIT I LOVE THIS GURA SO MUCH
UUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
GURA YOU'RE MURDERING THE DEVS
ONIICHAN
holy shit.
>>6056126She's been doing it as a sarcastic laugh for a while.
>>6055589Nice bone
>>6055910Inhale my dick furfag
Ina...
>What are you gonna do with that big club, onii-chan?
UUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
wtf is going on
Friendship with DBD ended.
what did he mean by power bros
What is Gura on?
So glad I'm awake for this amazing stream
Do we love Nene here?
>>6056196on screen message
bless the devs who wrote those loading screen tips
>>6056151Ah, SG1... home.
GURA'S BROTHER IS PHYSICALLY ABUSIVE UOOOOOHHHH
Gura's DbD's streams are my favorite just because of how talkative she is
>>6056018KEK, same here
>>6056165All of those were great Guras, but they weren't THIS good.
>>6056162Who?
>>6056197ONENOTHING WRONG WITH ME
>>6056158>league of legends sweats nervously
>>6056183Don't mind if I do
Gura is extra bratty today
Gura is high on all the remaining reserves of AsaCoco
gura is going diva mode
>>6056196loading screen quotes
>>6056211UUUUOOOOOHHHHHHH
Guys... I fucking love Gawr
>>6056183With pleasure
>>6056196Dev messages behind her head. The last one was What are you going to do with that club Oni-chan. Oni is a killer
>>6055910i know anon, i know....
>literally making loli rape jokes on streamHow does she get away with this
Not even a fucking scratch on that chest.That curse is fucking gay.
>gura probably didn't catch the oni-chan pun
I love this stream.
>>6056211ME ON THE LEFT T u T
>>6056211
My sides, what even is this Gura stream?
>>6056211UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>6056221No sleep
So Calligula is official now?
How was AX? I was doing my sleep reps. I see they got merch announcements.
Gura is really......
i love her
>>6056225Perhaps
Bong! Bong! Bong!
>>6056221sleep deprivation
A PINPON?
>>6055973>Austin>Texas
>>6056183God, in my dreams.
>Put Meat on Oven/Grill/Skillet>Jab thermometer into itGoorah..... it isnt hard
>>6056221She's tired, so any combinations of enrgy drink, Cofee and alcohol
This shark is FUCKED
>>6056225Of course!
the fucking TAUNT with that bell
>>6056093I FEEL NOTHING BUT PAIN
>almost 45 minutes in>no ame mentionit's over, we lost.....
>>6056253She literally read it anon. She also plays DbD.
>>6056225Nekkos have gone extinct
>>6056262It's the first Gawr stream
This may be an unpopular opinion, but I think Gura is very, very cute
>>6056249kek that's pretty killer
My god, at this point she's just an extremely talkative HER and that's like the best of all worlds
>>6056000Both ame and mori didn't know the prep work took that long
>>6056151I always liked how them getting P90s was some kind of massive firepower upgrade
>What are you doing with that meat stick oniichan?This mesugaki
>>6056248It was the game actually she just read it.
>>6056211basex[/spolier]
>>6056253that's why she overpronounced it "oh-knee-chan" anon...
>>6056211UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH ABAYOOOOOOOOOO
>>6056211Ah thanks, I was looking for the source to that crop earlier unsuccessfully
>>6056225Yes
INA HAS WOOD TO PLAY AROUND WITH
>>6056183God I wish...
>>6056225I will always love one of Ina's wives
>>6056286>He relies on a thermometer>He doesn't just understand when meat is ready
>>6056225We all love Nene hereBut only as a cute retard, no one here indulges her desire to be seen as sexy, she's too cutely dumb for that
>>6056300FaggotShe's very, very, VERY cute
>>6056268as bros yes
>>6056298>First
>>6056010>7 yesL O N D O NONDON
>>6056286>Put meat that isn't 90% mold on oven/grill/skillet>Cook until done, a little bit extra if you're unsure or if it's pork/chicken.Even easier.
>>6056093this kind of stuff is what made the "I fucking hate this bitch" schizo turns 180 and become a gachikoi to her
>>6056211Abayo and UOOOOOOOH
>>6056306No stop I need an excuse to shit on the holos
>>6056268As brothers, coined bone bros.
>>6056148Has anyone uploaded the panel to a mega?
>>6055214stick to the script anon
>>6056286Meat thermometers are for women and homosexuals. Real men chance it.
>>6056322Yeah, my wood
>>6056268Official bone bros yeah
This fucking game
>>6056286I want to FUCK Rose! And Gura!
Every time Gura says "bingo boingo" I think of thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2LQMElLoLs
Nice game BHVR
>random calligulaposts coming in waves of 3-4 every 5 minutesyour behaviour is obvious, discordfags
>>6056225Yes!
>>6056295chumbuds can't stop winning
10/10 GAME BHVR.
Whomever spiked her drink I kneel. This is peak Gura
ITJUST WORKS
>>6056332She's so cute, she was great yesterday on Azki's live
I miss Ame.
>can see people hiding in a closetWhat is this game
>>6056354same desu
>>6056269Highlight were Kiara taking control and the JP, ID and Stars sensing cute messages to the ENs.Merch was confirmed on Twitter but nothing good from the stream itself.The girls were cute to each other every now and then which was wholesome.
>>6056211Me on the left
>>6056297>>6056311I mean she probably didn't realize it was a reference to oni because she stressed the I instead of the O.
>>6056335First OFFICIAL Gawr stream
>>6056350holy shit yes, fuck gurame
Gura you're going off script.
NICE GAME BEHAVIOR INTERACTIVE
Why does she love DBD so much?
>>6056362That was me I melted like 10 Haribo sweets and slipped it in her Orange Juice.
>>6056376Is there any VOD of this? I want to see the other gens messages
>>6056380rent free
>>6056332I'm sorry, all my thoughts towards Nene are purely sexual.
>>6056093Based...
>>6056372AFK timer just revealed them. You could tell from the crows pecking at the top
>>6056211Replace the guy with ame
>>6056128When the bar is all the way done it's basically just you waiting for everyone's games to finish loading then syncPeople who play DBD and don't stream tend to have really shit hardware or play on console so it takes for-fucking-ever especially when they have bad internet
>>6056353So an accurate-to-breed version of Korone is just Korone with sex hair and more smug?Seems like a good fix
>>6056359Meds
>>6056354based
Why doesnt she do 3M endurance karaoke stream?Its part of hololive cultureDoes she care sbout hololive?
>>6056354i hate that the actresses they chose to portray little girls are actually pretty sexyt. chumbud
>>6056306How can their managers not tell them that ahead of time?The rest of the gang seemed to know how much work was involved. I assume Ame and Mori just didn't bother reading their primer.
>>6056396cope guramefag
>>6056010I only drink onions. My musculature is non-existent.
>>6056353Ok so which breed korone really is?
>>6056395https://streamable.com/drskbbhttps://streamable.com/2p5si0https://streamable.com/0szray
>>6055910Why? Is coco taking a break this week?
>>6056353I wouldn't mind this as an alt costume
>>6056308Fun fact, they started using P90s because the MP5s they used before were bought by the US military to use in the War on Terror and the Iraq War
>>6056426>onions
>>6056372>Stand in a closet for the entire game like a total fag>The game leads the killer right toward you and gives them a free instant kill on you
>>6056211UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
>>6056422t. Amano Pikamee
gooruh...
>>6056426>another one
TINY SHARK DANCE
I'm very happy to see that Gura is not feeling bad about numbers again, i hope she does a celebration stream properly this timeI'm so proud of her
>>6056346Don't think so, but there is jps, stars, and ids messages in archive.
>>6056390Because she's cute
>>6056353That looks like shit
wait is Gura cold because New England is freezing rn
>>6056424go regroup with your discord this raid is sad
Rrat: Gura has been thinking of Mori ever since the TTRPG session because she's wondering how to discreetly get Mori to play into Gura's sexual fetish for being chased by unstoppable forces.
the no. 1 and soon to be no. 2 in hololive deserve each other. that stupid bitch amelia will keep shaving off her viewers until she's less relevant than festival.
>>6056423Nobody else had a stream that would've mattered to AX preparations other than Ame and Mori.
>>6056439nobody cares, both guns are shit in CS
What is the bell doing and why is she using it so frequently?
will ame reschedule the paladins stream too?does the AX panel count as one of their 3 streams per week?
>Gura's fucking mantra is we like to party
>>6056420You're shitposting, but I do wonder how many subs she could get with an actual subbegging stream
>>6056346https://mega.nz/file/WUJkiJjY#xHgM6zx9YZI9r-eLrg8zMcqMZaA9pDWPBwJX-_GMaz4
>>6056390There aren't really many other asymmetrical multiplayer games out there. Friday the 13th is dead, and I doubt she'll be into Predator Hunting Grounds. Also >Evolve
>>6056371ya viene ame en español
>>6056010Meat is literally killing me so I'll be converting very soon
Anybody got a full clip of holos' opinion of HoloEN?
>>6056448You mean Shiranui Flare
Based Ina
>>6056477t. haaton
>>6055415She didn't color the eyes in properly, and it's seriously bugging me.
So uh...is Gura literally the world's top DBD streamer? Considering she does it quite often and always gets around 20k for it.
SHARK STUCK
>>6056483Invisibility toggle.Invisible lets you move faster, but you cant hit shit.
>>6056494Doesn't that just mean you should die for being too weak?
NICE FUCKING GAME DEVS
Nice game DBD devs.
>wiggle
kek ina
DOOR STUCK
Nice game Behavior!!
>>6056469GET THAT BITCH AWAY FROM MY SON
kek
NICE GAME
GOORAH
DBD HATE
NICE GAME LOL
Reminder that gura farted during a stream. https://youtu.be/EiU_VFl9qf0https://youtu.be/EiU_VFl9qf0https://youtu.be/EiU_VFl9qf0
>>6056483I've never played the game but it's clearly some sort of cloaking (and possibly a movement buff) in return for not being able to attack in it.
Gwar...
>>6056354I opened this song and Gura's little sing-songy "buh buh" noises synced up with the pause after "I love..." so perfectly I think I'm being gangstalked
THIS GAME
ROCKSTUCK
>>6056433Yeah anon. She is.
DID GURA JUST GET STUCK ON THE TERRAIN? HOLY KEK
PLEASE I BEG YOU
GREAT GAME BHVR
THANKS TODD
>>6056426that's cute, anon.
Nice game Todd
>>6056348Does this look like a real man to you?
why are calligulafags such fucking niggers
bros do any of you have a favorite girl in EN but you like watching streams from a different girl more? I like Ame as a person way more than any of the other girls but on average I enjoy gura's streams more. I think Ame is hilarious and creative and she has the best streams in EN, but her regular streams just aren't that entertaining.
>>6056431the brown retriever
NICE GAME BEHAVIOUR INTERACTIVE
>>6055001>talking with friends>someone mentions a dog dying>have to stop myself from yelling "LETS GOOOOOOOO" like a retard
damn Ina kek
>>6056530https://files.catbox.moe/wmhp31.mp4
>>6056469
>>6056423>The rest of the gang seemed to know how much work was involvedAny timestamp?
kek Ina
>>6056431kings spaniel
>>6056510I'll try that next
>>6056345>>6056350Is bone bros supposed to have any relation to hole sisters?
Ina's flat chest
God I want Ina to beat me up
I think I'm falling for Ina
THIS BRAT IS GETTING A BIT TOO COCKY TODAY
Gura is brattier than usual today!
>>6056508i don't think anyone stream this game
Fuck I hope Ina finishes soon, I don't wanna have to watch Ame, Ina AND Gura overlap....
>>6056563Gura is the only EN I watch and her streams are my favorite, but there's JP girls I like more overall
bros hold me
>>6056563I like Gura's game streams more than anyone else's, but Mori is absolutely my favourite EN.
tell me ideas for a En/Holostar collabhttps://streamable.com/2p5si0
>>6056599Then get up
>>6056483In addition to what the others said, she also uses it as a taunt during chases, just ringing it once to dab on the survivors.
>controllerkeks trying to spin
>>6056348Chancing things is for retards and the suicidal. Meat thermometers have evolved considerably since those inaccurate glass tubes will with mercury grandpa, we've got fully wireless leave in thermometers now that actually function. Meatr+ and if the fucking combustion inc 8 couple thermometer ever comes out that'll be pretty epic. Plus they don't take long to read a proper temp. Thermapen's MK4 can get accurate temps in like 3 seconds, and they just came out with the One which can take a temp in just one second. If you're leaving food to chance you are a coward, lazy, wimp, poor, retard, and just straight up bad. You spent the time and money to acquire food and a grill, yet you don't attempt to get the maximum out of it? Are you stupid? Are you fucking dumb?
Gura is on Ame mode
I got about 7 inches to make up for the lack of braincells
has Gura always been this cute and funny?
based Ina
>>6056574based
>>6056432Fucking Astel made the whole thing worth it, I laughed so hard
>kiss my clit you cunt-sniffergura wtf
>Selfroast fo roast chatI'm thinking based
>>6056589Looks like my health tips training from my Pharmacy job are paying off!
>>6056530And Kiara is black
>>6056474She wants to ERP with Mori
>>6056638God I wish that were me
>>6056627Gura couldn't care less about Ame right now.
>>6056574No need to thank us.
>>6056618Family Fued
>>6056346the hidden restream is still up, check thread archives everyone was posting the link
>>6056635Same
>>6056612>Gura is the only EN I watchI should correct that to "consistently watch", I'll watch Ina or Ame if they're playing something I like
God, I wish Ina would insult me more
>>6056574Should have just done it desu
>>6056432>...>...>...>Amazing.KEK
>>6056625Damascus can you repost the mio?
>>6056659what are you doing here gura, you should be playing DBD
>>6056439Yeah I've watched through SG1 like 20 times, I just always laugh at that episode with Carter shitting on Jaffa staff weapons when they try talking about earth weapons being too primitive. They even had an issue with running short on blanks for the P90s because of the war too
>>6056625>Open oven>Put meat in>Wait for a bit>Eat it
INA STOP BULLYING ME
I want Ina to spit on me...
>>6056508I think the only other person who is even remotely close is bahroo
STOP SHOOTING FIREWORKS I'M TRYING TO WATCH GAWR GURA
>>6056591They both get boned by Ame. That's pretty much what it means
>>6056286WHY IS ROSE HERE
>>6055973>Austin>Texan>>6056030Go back to California
>>6056618Ina x Pizza PapaI think it would be good
Is this guy 100% invisible when cloaked or can the survivors see a blur trail?
>>6056666Me too!
>>6056671ok
Notice how Gura just completely took the sting right out of the Ame/Mori stream cancellation shitposting? And how the fags using that to shitpost are now using shipping shit instead? Funny how that works, huh.
>>6056625That's a lot of words to say>I'm a big fat fucking baby who can't judge a piece of fucking meat
>>6056618Ame/Astel apex would be cool
>>6056618Apex
>>6056469What with my Son and animal bitches?
>>6056646Basically what I said but shorter
>>6056618Amogus, DBD, or something ice breaker like that.Mario Party with Roberu, Kiara, Ina and Pizza Papa for me though.
is this... dare I say it... kino?
I'll admit.I'm a chumbud.I only watch Gura.I don't like any of the other EN girls.I only come to this thread when Gura's live.I didn't cry when Coco graduated.. I skipped most of the VOD except for Gura's part and her last song performance.
>>6056488thank you!
>>6056695doing what?
>>6056653I'm not a teammate tho fellow shitposter
Why does Gura keep calling some players "batty boy"Isn't that kinda homophobic??
>Ame Paladin in 13 minutes
>>6056697Unless you are blind, retarded or looking something else it's pretty visible
>>6056625oh wow another offtopic post from the avatar fag!
>>6056614Stay away, teafag
>>6056697There is a small blur when he's moving. When he's still he blends in more but is still somewhat visible.
Why am I turned on by the idea of being chased by a sadistic Gura?
>>6056659WHY THE FUCK HASN'T THERE BEEN A FAMILY FEUD COLLAB YET HOLY SHITTHIS ANON IS A FUCKING GENIUS, YOU COULD USE ALMOST ANY GEN COMBINATION AND GET FUCKING INCREDIBLE RESULTS
>>6056697I'm not watching Gura but if you're talking about the Bong Boy he's like 98% invisible. He leaves a slightly distorted image wherever he is and survivors with a flashlight can actually shine it on him briefly to stun him and force him out of invisibility.
>>6056563This man>>6056612>>6056665Is me.
>>6056691lived here for 25 years and have no desire to move to that shithole
>>6056721You should watch her wife Ame as well!Otherwise keep doing everything you're doing.
>>6056353it's nice that developers tried to make the cavalier king more similar to korone in that game
>>6056574Happened to me recently
>>6056695no.......
>>6056689Something wrong?
God, I fucking love when Gawr streams.
>>6056709Funny how obvious it is, funny how meidos rarely do anything about it.
Is she just this good or these people suck?
This flat dope starts to bully and insult you. What do (You) do with her?
>>6056739human nature
>>6056706Thanks, your filenames always crack me up
>>6055174>>6055356Why do so many people claim they understand how Gura used to act when they are 100% making it up?She was quiet as fuck. It's like you all watched country roads and just made up a personality in your heads.
Ina version when?
>>6056721>doesn't shit up the thread I don't see a problem here chumbuddy
>>6056706Thanks I needed that.Can you draw Botan someday?
>>6056618(You) jumping off a bridge
>>6056574>talk with an old friend>he starts saying LETSGOOOOOOOOOOOO>I start to say LETSGOOOOOOOOOOOO>we don't speak for the rest of the day
>>6056735dyrbi
>>6055914the host could have spent a full day yesterday preparing instead of being confused as fuck while reading the script
>>6056686Oh the joys of having a home theatre system and having Gura on full blast.
>>6056721
>>6056772Holy reddit
>>6056706Have you done Polka, Damascus?
>>6056709Here you go.Mori and Ame don't care about Hololive etc, etc.
>>6056761She is low rank because she doesn't play much anymore, but Gura is low key smurfing.She has the skills to be in mid tier ranks, and could probably grind to rank 1. She just doesn't want to.
>Gawr is a better and entertainer and streamer than GuraDo you agree?
>>6056721Your part of majority of chumbuds then. Most of them are tourists..
>>6056706When will Damascus draw Ina impregnated with 30 takodachis?
>>6056762Cum fat ropes and make her even more dissapointed.
>>6056618Am/astel would be kino, what teamates thinks of it tho?
GAWR "TOXIC" GURA
>>6056563I wish Ame play more mainstream games...
>>6056697He's harder to spot at a glance, especially at a distance, so you really gotta eagle eye it. Also can't see where he's facing iirc so he could be walking backwards and waiting for you to follow him
Another game, another 4 kills
>>6056618The difference in gaming skills would make it impossible
>>6056804Why are Gawrkeks like this? She's just leeching off of Gura.
>>6056783I don't. She's a promise-breaking bitch.
>>6056681>Turn oven on>Wait for oven to come to temp>Put in ambient temp thermometer>Put leave in thermometer in meat>Put meat in oven>Wait for it to come to temp>Take it out>marvel and it's beauty>actually enjoy my meat>Eat thoughtfully, not mindlessly consuming garbageNever settle for less.
>>6056761She’s decent and these are bad console players
>>6056348Meat thermometers are a good thing. Even most chefs agree that the "poke" test doesn't replace a thermometer.
>>6056721I'm ashamed to share an oshi with you
>>6056724Shitpost song, they are made for it.https://youtu.be/fSVFZGj0k_M
>biggest vtuber on earth is a shameless mesugakiBased?
This is one the best minecraft streams in a while, Ina is in a really good mood today.
BINGO BOINGO BONGO >BINGO BOINGO BONGO BINGO BOINGO BONGO >BINGO BOINGO BONGO BINGO BOINGO BONGO >BINGO BOINGO BONGO
>WE COULD'VE MORI'D HIMWas he holding a water bottle or something
>>6056742Probably because it requires more setup than just booting up a game and I don't think its popular in Japan
>>6056832extremely
>>6056820Gawr is ruthles.
Gura forgot her Mori.
>>6056354IT'S STUCK IN MY HEAD NOW
>>6056817Mario Party then.
Gura forgot about Mori...
Gura forgot about Mori... It's over Caligula bros...
>>6056762start to aggressively making fun of Canada
>I forgot about MoriBASED shark
>>6056721Watch Miko too!
>>6056804Depends on the stream, but for DbD, Gawr is absolutely superior.
>Calligulafags are still pushing their shit when Gura and Ame literally just had Usaken, birthday call-in, and Ame is the only EN girl Gura's done a duet with.
>>6056433Anon...
She's gonna go for 2 hours
>>6056721I'd wager there are lot of people here who are like you. Gura tends to bring a lot of tourists here unfortunately
>we could've mori'd himNO GURA DON'T SHOW HIS HOME ADDRESS ON STREAM THAT'S ILLEGAL
>>6056762I ask her to stop because she's hurting my feelings.
>>6055507Let's just say that if you watch Gura sing "Country Roads", her former persona MIGHT be in the recommended
I got distracted by Gura's DBD stream since I find that particular killer cool, what the fuck is Ina doing now? I'm shocked she's still playing.
>>6056832Reminder that the biggest vtuber in the world is >a lolicon>overall brat>footfag>obsessed with another chuuba >Once knocked herself out with her own knee
AME MENTION
>>6056761She's borderline high rank on HER account anon. She's basically just smurfing
ENTER KLAIUS
>>6056858would you please just shut the fuck up
Hey, that's me!
>>6056721the average chumbud
>>6056841He was holding a toolbox which makes you do generators faster.
>>6056776sure one day>>6056793No but she's after peko
KLAIUS TIME
>DAMN YOU PAST AMEKek ina
My time has come
are the devs talking to her?
KLAIUS NO
>first stream after coco graduated>play dbdwhat a whore
My IMMERSION
>boulevard of broken dreamsi kneel ina i kneel
I dislike the uwu voice...
>>6056823Settle for less what? Steps? It's a piece of meat you twat>Captcha was find all images of stairskek
>>6056844I really like that picture, I like to imagine Gawr is forcing Gura to suck my smegma covered cock
>>6056804>Gawr is better for games>Gura is better for zatsudan
>>6056858Kiara...
>>6056769>Why are HERfags acting like schizos?Because they're schizos anon, simple as that.
>>6056721That's not a problem if you're not an anti or splitfag
>>6056834Getting a figure of herself, which is Kuroboshi art, is probably one of her dreams.
>>6056858Stop getting baited by SEAmonkeys.
>>6056875Someone should make a full greentext like this for Gura in the same vein as the SUPER NENECHI one or the Bossu one.
>>6056834What's Ina been doing since she got the horse home? I've been watching her and Gura at the same time but honestly it's hard to keep track of.
>>6056685>bahrooAnother fag that tried the "peer pressure Gura on twitter for a collab" move.
>>6056721If you don't shitpost then I don't see why anyone would care, go on your way
I love ina so much bros...
>>6056433
>green day
Whatever happened to that one deadbeat Mori fucking murdered live on stream and sent off in an ambulence, anyways, did he died?
Nice Timbs
>>6056858Why do you seethe at every single interaction between 2 people that aren't gura and ame. Calm down schizo christ
>>6056890Thankfully it seems that Kiara wants to fill the path to Atlantis with ice instead for speed.
>>6056875Wait, which chuuba is she obsessed with?
Gura is almost always like this during DbD or just when she's in a good mood, I don't know why people are freaking out so much.
>>6056804I prefer Gwar myself
>>6056913This
>>6056933kek.
>Wake me up when September endi can't kneel more than this Ina
>>6056721Who asked?
>>>
>>6056912Based.Beat me to it.
3 mil mention
3MIL MENTION
3 MILL LETS GOOOOOOO
>prepared a gag for the 3 million celebration
>>6056912I miss him... I wonder how many anons even remember lisp anon
>Gura prepared somethingwho is this?
NUMBERS?
>>6056912based
>>6056875>Once knocked herself out with her own kneeGod I love this shark
>a gag
>SHE PREPARED A GAGBROS WHAT IS IT!?!?!?!?
3 MILLION MENTION
>>>!!!!!
>Blonde hair? Anything but that
>>6056618Kiara/Roberu chess match.
REV UP THE BOTS FOR THE GAG
>>6056933GO WALF GO
>>6056433I know it's a shitpost, but it still hurts
>>6056925Oh god just fucking imagine it >was 17 minutes late to her debut because youtube wouldn't work
What do you think they'll be doing?
>>6056804Gawr for sexGura for hug
Susbuscrybu onegai
>>6056875>can’t correct her fast food order>drops spaghetti getting free juice>takes 40 minutes to get out of bed or she faints>isn’t vegan but almost exclusively eats vegan foodWhy is she like this???
Ninoame Ina'nis
failed hololive ships list>pekomiko>festivaluna>gurame (NEW!)calligulabros.. we won
>>6056943Shion
>>6056618Nothing. They have a language barrier plus their interests probably don't match at all PLUS schizos would lose their shit about it. The expo video was probably all for promotional purposes more than the guys being genuine. Not worth it for either side. Mori is probably gonna continue to try and collab with them though so at least we're definitely getting something involving her for sure.If anything, I hope Mori does a collab song with Astel at some point but that's about it.
>>6056912I miss /jp/...
>mentioning her numbersSHE DID IT, THE IMPOSTER SYMDROME IS GONE
>>6056929Oh yeah? Well, I love Ina more!
>>6056908You just don't get it.
>>6056932Who?
gura is gagging on us if she hits 3 mil lets gooooooooooo
Thoughts on this group of crackheads?
OBSESSED
GAWR LIKES NUMBERS
>>6056943AMELIA WATSONNNNNN
>>6056969this is gawr
>3 mil mentionRRATS?! SOMEONE HELP ME, MY NUMBERS RRATS!
>Gag for 3 millionIt's Gawr unleashed calling it.
Kiara will call in once she hits 3M
>>6056225I wish played mored games
kek all she's gonna do is whatever gag she has and that's it for the 3mil BLESS THIS SHORK SHE DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK
>Open Gura stream>Start numberfagging>Close stream
>>6056433Kanatan locked her out when she went out to the konbiniThese rascals hahha
i actually really love the way gura delivered that. she numberfagged by being a brat teasing people with the gag they won't see unless they subscribe.
>>6056943The trinity
>>6057002sex
I somehow missed Gura mentioning 3m lol. What did she say?
Why does Watoto live rent free in Ina's headd
NUMBER MENTION
SUBSCRIBE TO GAWR GURA RIGHT NOW
>>6057002>Ina, Mel and NabiWeird combo, but CUTE!
So ame missed a stream and the only thing she had to say about it was a single retarded emoji? Really?
>>6057010you keep posting, you are mentally ill
Gura is going to show her tiddies at 3mil
>>6057010RushiMarine...
>>6056875>Once knocked herself out with her own kneeHow?
CALLI MENTION
>>6056804Gura will always be a better singer than Gawr. Deal with it, Gawrnigger.
MORI MENTION AGAIN
>>6056933KEK
https://twitter.com/hololivetv/status/1411293698365612034Suityan hologra
>>6056625>knows specific details about the duration needed to get accurate temperature readings from high end meat thermometersWhy do you have such a large volume of highly specific knowledge, Damascus?
Jesus, the Guramefags must be on suicide watch today.
>naruhodo as cali would sayMY FUCKING SIDES
I love Ina so much
>>6057043come back shion yo...
I don't care about numbers but I do want to hear her gag
Isn't this gura's bird?
>>6056912i miss this mf
>>6057002Sex, of course.Not with (You), the one reading this.
>>6057048How about you watch the stream seachama.
>>6057062She just.... did
Ina is at THAT house
>>6056967That nigga was on another level of quality, I've made a few song shitposts and not once have they been of that standard.I have to assume he was some kind of professional who got busy because like, holy fucking shit, you can HEAR IT in those posts he made.
How close is she to 3 million? Anyone got a number?
>NARUTO WHO DOE
>>6056508I just checked the current streams for it on Twitch, and there's only one dude in like 20 channels that broke 3 figures.
>>6056947Seriously. I tuned into this specifically cause I like her DBD streams and this has been par for the course. She talks so much shit, it's great.
>>6057076I love this shark so much
Well she set up a gag goal. I guess we're hitting this instead of being patriot on July 4th.
>>6057052They actually collabed off-stream before. I guess they hit it off well.
>I CAN IF YOU WANT ME TO
GURA'S GONNA GAG FOR 3 MIL
>Gura gaggingTuT
Fuck I was making food what did she talked about the 3 million?
>all these fags surprisedShe literally has no problem celebrating the big million milestones except 1 mil.She talked about celebrating 2 mil 1-2 weeks ahead of it.
GURA GAGGING ON MY DICK
OH GOD UUUOOOOOHHHH
I CAN I CAN
gura...
>i can gag for 3 million if you want me to>i did a lot of that yesterdayGAWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
GAG INCOMING
>GURA GAGGING ON MY COCKUOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>6057088I am watching it but I am also playing a game on top of it. I just wanted the energy from the stream.
OH NOOOOOOOOO BROS
>>6056943Hinoa Mizu
>GURA'S GONNA GAG FOR THREE MINUTES
>lex luthor gura was pretending to be humble during the 1m and 2m milestones because she was waiting to beat Kizuna Ai and be the very first to 3m before APEX GLOATING AND FLEXING ON EVERYONE
>gura did a lot of gagging yesterday
Gura? >I did a lot of that yesterdayKLAIUS I WILL KILL YOU
MAKING GURA GAG FOR HER HUGE NUMBERS UUOOOOOOHHHHHH
>GURA GAGGED ON SOMETHING YESTERDAYWHAT OR WHO!!?!?!?!?!
Gura was gagging on cocks yesterday.
gura gagging
>>6057002I want Ina to mating press Ame's mom with her big futa cock.
>>6057001She was late because of her router
>>6056211whaTS the yellow stuff on the left?
>I did a lot of that(GAG) yesterdayAHHAHASDBLKAFD
>>6057034
Kizuna AI execution live on Gura's stream at 3m
>>6057014Same desu
>>6056432based wakame
>did someone died here?Lmao
I want Gura to gag on me
>>6056947Shitposters will shitpost.
Gura's little hands on wood
>>6056353i like it better except the tail
Gura's stubby grubby hands...
>2,990,000 subscribersjust 10k more subscribers
GURA WAS GAGGING A LOT YESTERDAYCHUMKEKS BTFO
>>6057138MY COCK
GURA YOU CANT TALK ABOUT USING DRUGS ON STREAM
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Gura.....
>>6057094yeah he always had the best OC I really like his Ame Fallout one
I'm so proud of Gura, she actually changed her way of thinking after making Reflect
Who the fuck died there?
>morning sickness dry heavesshe's absolutely pregnant
>>6057138Me
>>6057138My dick
>>6056823>crack open 30 quail eggs in a plastic cup>immediately start whisking eggs in the cup while i wait for the butter to melt on the pan at max heat>pour eggs onto pan and start flipping it with spatula>put salt on eggsDelicioso
>The stuff Gura dropped when she died over at Atlantis is still fucking thereHoly shit
>>6057072Look at the Comet's smug-ass face, god I love her so fukken much.
>I did a lot of that yesterday>I built a wooden thing yesterday>screwingBros...
>>6056211wait wtf why is this still not dead?
Gura gagging on Amelia's Watson...
Ina found where they died before.
>>6056721me too except I'm [fanbase] and my oshi is [holomem]
GURA GAGGING ON MY COCK
I am Now Concernfaging. What gagging?
ogd
>>6057028>implying Kiara isn't standing in the room with her right now, curly straw knee-deep in her vagina, ready to suck out her insides if she doesn't mention numbers right now
>Gura gagging>Giving handjobs to the point she bruises and blisters her hand
gurame is over, gura doesn't need ame anymore
>Gura confirming she's a degenerate typical western whore-slut She's no different than a Vshojo streamer making cock and pussy jokes and how much she wants to take a fat dick. Do chumbuds really defend this shit? Then they turn around and shit on pink cat, when pink cat is 50x less vulgar than this fucking rated R bitch?
>>6056721You’re still the board equivalent of an illegal immigrant, but at least you’re not in the Latin Kings or MS13
>>6057002Planning Ina and Ame's wedding
>>6057092WDSDIB?
>Gura tries to do manual labor>Develops internal bleeding and excessive bruisingI need to protect her
>>6057037A classic.
what could have happened with her plants?
>>6057159I want to kiss her
oh no, what happened to the plants?
>>6057207eew
WOOD SHOP STREAM LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>6057214This isn't gura, retard. This is gawr.
>gura is scrapping the greenhouse streams>gonna do woodshop instead
gura what about the migraine...kiar....
>>6057186That's normal minecraft behavior. Items only tick down towards despawning while the chunk is loaded, so if you die in a spot and never go back there they'll maintain indefinitely.
>woodshop classLosing digits with Gura!
guwa with power tools
>no more greenhouse WHAT WHY?
>gura with power tools
Oh no, what happened to the precious Mori Melons...
Oh no the plants D:
Gura is going to fucking kill herself on stream with a staple gun
I DO NOT TRUST GURA WITH POWER TOOLS
This idiot is going to lose a finger with those things
Gura is going to lose a finger
She's gonna need an ER visit here soon
Gura is going to gravely injure herself with power tools in the name of content!
INA IS JAWS
>>6057214This but semi-ironically
>>6057159what's your play default Mori poster?
>Can't continue the greenhouse streams>Does a wood workshop insteadWhat the fuck is her problem?
Dang, no more greenhouse thing actually bums me out....
Do you trust Gura with a powersaw?
>GURA WITH A NAILGUN
gura stop you're gonna lose a finger or two
I have successfully jacked off in time for Ame's streamNOW COME ON AME
>Birdhouse streamLITERALLY A JERMA JOKE
>Chat is disabled for this stream.
>>6057214Good effort this will get you a lot (you)s
>Your oshi>The fastest time she has made you cum
>>6057267NO
>>6056211T o T
Enma burned down Gura's greenhouse...
INA FISH
>>6057201When you try to throw up and nothing comes out. It’s also called dry heaving. Gagging can also mean choking on something
>>6057201Migraines often cause nausea
>>6056211ABAYO NIGGA
GURA'S GOING TO CUT HERSELF ON THE SAW ON STREAM LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO
>Gura is buying Power Tools[Terrible News] Gura is confirming that she will die on-stream in the future in an attempt to act like Scout in real life
The plants are dead...
gura dying to a powersaw on stream LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>6057201The migraine anon. She said she was nauseous as fuck
>>6057210She realized after the TTRPG session she's better being with Mori
>>6057214Shut up
>Gura looking to use power toolsFuck that, I'm not watching that stream
>>6057214
Why can't she do gardening streams anymore? Should I be mad at Cover?
>>6057214As you can hear, schizo, she is legitimately talking about doing woodworking. It was just a slip of the tongue on my cock
Wait, what did she say she built?
>>6057267no
MY OSHI IS GONNA CUT HER HAND OFF LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>6057201realistically? either alcohol or migraine (or alcohol-induced migraine) causing the vomit reflex
Wait, what happened with the plants?
>>6057214>comparing gura to le peepeepoopoo catFuck off
>>6057267I don't trust Gura with a fucking butter knife
>>6057271why do jermafags think they are welcome here?
>>6057267Holy FUCK no
I'm sad to hear the plants not working out. I really enjoyed that gardening stream
Does the plants not doing well have something to do with why she's so cold
Wait, what the fuck? Ina is still streaming.
Gura please don't accidently cut off your fingers on stream
>>6057267GOD NOThere is literally no-one I trust less.
>>6057253LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Woodworking.Just like Ame.
>>6057286INA FISH
>chat still disabledyep she's still sleeping
>>6057214what? she had a migraine yesterday, that's why she was gagging. the fuck are you on about?
Gura is a caveman
Gura....
>>6057267Fucking no
Guys stop being so scared of powertools. She's screwing in a nail, not using a table saw
UGH BANGNAILINTO WOOD
Now I wonder what happened to the plants? Maybe the landlord didn't appreciate it
Jesus... don't look...
>>6057029My oshi is not a gamer please andastndI hope Rhythm Heaven gets a Switch port/release... that's one of her best game streamshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nb7dpMwHLI4&t=4328s
>>6057138Probably chocked on something she was building
>>6057201https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/migraine-headache/symptoms-causes/syc-20360201A migraine is a headache that can cause severe throbbing pain or a pulsing sensation, usually on one side of the head. It's often accompanied by nausea, vomiting, and extreme sensitivity to light and sound.
It was nice of Fubuki to retweet Subaru's nendo everyone else ignored.https://twitter.com/gsc_kahotan/status/1409709045418631168?s=20
I'm gonna go ahead and ignore that, Gura...
>>6057267unironically NO
>bang>Nail"I can do that" Chumbuds???
>I don't know carpentry but how hard could it be?Oh, Gura. You little idiot.
>>6057322Jermafags have been welcome here since the split. Just yesterday I was actually thinking about how people haven't brought Jerma up much since the /jp/ days
>>6057322
What are the chances of Gura hitting 3m this stream or later tonight?
>>6057267jesus christ no
>do you know carpentry>no, but i can figure it outThis is going to be magical
>>6057214>durr pink catYou will never be Gura
>0 experience with carpentry
>>6057322He's unofficial Holostars EN.
I can't wait for my favorite streamer to become an accidental double amputee!!
Didn't Gura say she was going to do an off-collab woodworking stream with Ame on Fish Tank?Speakingj of which, what happened to the Gurame off-collab? They talked about it a lot earlier in the year but it's been quiet since.
>>6057333It's a 5h+ stream today
stweam bwain
No puedo esperar a ver a Amelia Watson, hermanos.
ame still hasn't turned chat on guys...
ame doko
i want this Gura forever, depressed Gura BTFO
I think an Ollie and Gura math collab would be fun
>>6057261>semi-ironicallyhttps://files.catbox.moe/6lbq01.mp4
>>6057214>he doesn't watch the stream
[Sad News] Ina still has Ame hostage
>>6057359I dont trust her with a hammer, let alone a drill or circular saw
>everything gets harder when you do it in front of peopleGura is an exhibitionist...
this is the final reckoning, teakeks. your oshi is a whore.
>math mentionplease do not make the next thread a repeat of ollies stream last night mathfags
>>6057379>Jermafags have been welcome here since the split.No.
Uh, Ame...
blessed tired gura
>>6057362Oh shit, maybe that had something to do with the "annoyance" that interrupted her Tremors watchalong. Landlord called her up and told her she can't keep those plants where she was planning to put them or something.
>>6057329Optimistic rrat, maybe she'll be going to Japan soon and won't be able to take care of them.
I want to see Gura test out the Saw Stop
>>6057398quadruple amputee gura... uohhh
Why is she like this?
>>6055834Only you know the answer to that Gura. You tell us.
Ame...
Power tools, ESPECIALLY power saws, make me fucking nervous as hell. It's so goddamn easy to lose pieces of yourself to that shit.
This game is 5 years old? Why is it still shit?
>>6057267I don't trust myself and I am professional.
Ame, doko estas?
JWU,What did I miss from AX Lite, apart from merch, Holostars, and Flare?
>>6057401nope
>>6057377>Gura tries to make a butterfly joint for 5 hours, the streamI cannot wait
Gura love
>>6057440nice, do the expressions change?
>>6057267fuck no! she is going lose one finger, at best
>>6057359Didn't she literally just say she was going to get a table saw
>>6057379>>6057380>>6057396>>6057444you faggots are not welcome here with your offtopic eceleb garbage
>>6057424math isnt realyou cant plant apples with math
Donde esta Ame?
>>6057267I wouldn't trust her with my cock
>>6057407Estoy listo
Vamonos, latinxs
>>6057439Thanks for the update.
>>6057439Why are fembuds like this...
>>6057439Holy based
Watson Amelia Ch. hololive-EN...
>>6057439why do twitterfags type so obnoxiously?
>>6057214>hurrIT WAS TAKING A WHILE FOR SOMEBODY TALK ABOUT VSHOJO AFTER ALL THIS TIME
>No experience with carpentry>Power toolsMY OSHI DIED ON STREAM LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Ame cancelling Paladins as wellHey teamates, us chumbuddies need new recruits, and we'd love to have you guys join us! We've always been great friends on here, after all.
>>6057439Just like me...
ame donde...
>>6057440Kiara Kiara Kiara....
>>6055855https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/that-pool
>>6057436this is the one i'm believing in
>>6057408Enjoy your Paladins stream in 4 hours when she wakes up and does it entirely out of a sense of obligation.
AAAAA Ina's so cute
>>6057439>he doesn't want to be Gura's white blood cellsngmi
>>6057074I did a shit ton of research into thermometers a while back because I became obsessed with precise temperature control. Good food requires only 2 things aside from the ingredients, proper time and proper temperature, if you can measure those precisely enough you can cook literally almost anything first try perfectly. Time is easy, everyone has a timer. Temperture is a very different story, from low end thermometers taking too long to give an accurate or usable reading to even becoming uncalibrated over time. Thermoworks have been considered the gold standard in cooking thermometers for a while and with good reason, they're the fastest, most accurate, and most affordable of the high end, designed for industrial usage. I have a kettle that adjusts to the individual degree because teas shouldn't all be brewed at the same temperature, I have an induction plate with a precision pan thermometer that can set to the individual degree that cost as much as my friend's car, etc etc. 99% of cooking can be boiled down to precise time and temp, and if you can get those exactly right you can completely change the rules. I don't need to even think about making hollandaise anymore because I can set my pan to the exact temps automatically, I can get chocolate to a perfect snap without tempering, I can make hard crack candy with barely any manual management. It's all about bypassing tedious techniques via technology, the industrial side of cooking has already caught on but the home chef is still decades behind.
why did burgers like this?
>"haha I'm going to have to cut the stream early today chumbuds I slipped with the hammer! Sh-har-har-ark."
Ame... doko...
>>6057439fembuds...
>>6057439Holy schizo
Ina cute Ina cute Ina cute Ina cute Ina cute Ina cute Ina cute Ina cute Ina cute Ina cute Ina cute Ina cute Ina cute Ina cute Ina cute Ina cute Ina cute Ina cute Ina cute Ina cute
>it's following her because of the tropical fishthat's cute as shit, nigga
>>6057437https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV6Jhw0hhBI
Listen Gawr was too rough with Ame
>Ame missing both of her streams todayoh boy
Ina cute cute cute
>>6057379Fuck no. Please kindly kill yourselves
>paladins cancelled Wht the fuck
>>6057379Fuck off.
>>6057379Because the completely unfounded fear of him somehow becoming Holostars EN faded from their minds. Just like people were literally shidding and farding their pants at the idea of Internet Historian becoming a Holostar and somehow destroy Hololive.
ame not again...
>>6057498Who?
>>6057439Literally me
https://files.catbox.moe/cb9z4m.pngthis is my new favorite gura lewd
Atlantis....
paladins...
>>6057455Some more Kiara pegging if you’re into that
>>6057379They have continued posting here, but they have not been welcome.I don't even dislike the guy but like, stay in the right lane, you know?
>>6057509why aren't you rangebanned?
Woodworking sucks ass. It's just a way for pharmacies to sell you band aids from hurting yourself trying to make a bird house no one is going to use.
INA CUTE!CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
>>6057468>Jerma is off-topicThis is how you detect a redditourist newfag.
>>6057509LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Finds a ugly fuck>gushes over itCertified inacute moment
>>6057484Nobody made the full version?
Waiting for Watson Amelia Ch. hololive-EN
Hey Teammates how come your Oshi hates you?
AME DOESN'T CARE ABOUT HER GACHIKOI
>>6057439aah the mittsuloni...
>>6057439you can't pull the "why is she like this" on some random ass unknown person whose twitter you're refreshing and screencapping
>>6057507>I did a shit ton of research into thermometers a while back because I became obsessed with precise temperature control.Damascus what the fuck actually are you.
>>6057509Learn English
>gura talking about injuring her hands while crap your hands is playing on bg
Good lord, is Ame ogey?
Well that's it. Goodbye, Amelia.
>adult woman react to cute thing in a cute waymy heart
>>6057561she loves gluten more
>>6057547you will never fit in here
>>6055834She used to be vegan for ethical reasons and still buys vegan shit to give herself some self congratulatory dopamine at the supermarket
>>605744010/10
>>6057464no unless the water sealent breaks
>>6057439IM GONNA GROOOOOOOOOOM
AX HATE
I want to be Ina's pet...
I think Ame completely forgot about the paladins stream
>>6057439>female>watching GuraThe fakest and gayest of attempts.
THIS i the most fun i've had watching Gura in a long time, normally i have her in the background for DbD but not this time.
Supongo que seguire mirando a Ina. Al menos ella no me miente
>4 gens left>Michael level 3Jesus Christ
Ame...the stream...
>>6057561She's been trying to stop the parasocial stuff for a while now.
AME DOESN'T CARE ABOUT PALADINS
Imagine being a teammate right now. Lol
>>6057597How new?
What's with the clown noises in dbd?
Ame donde?
>>6057597Anon, everyone here from london
Extraño mucho Ame ...
>>6057601Her DbD streams only get better every time
Bueno, a dormir
I'd rather Ame do the airplane watchalong than ES/JP paladins desuwa
ame... this is starting to become pathetic
>>6057439>tfw you'll never have a girl look at you the way Mittsu does Gura
>>6057596She woke up for the movie stream and then cancelled it for the gaming stream.
https://twitter.com/inumawoo/status/1411506163728977922I hope Ame cancels and Gura has a nice short talk so I can go back to relic farming.
Ame.............
Ame por favor, yo no aguanto estar sin tu presencia...
>>6057626anniversary noises
Ame not again the rats....
>>6057547NTA, but he is off-topic. The only reason he's not gone the way of the orangefaggot is that there's barely any of you.He's unironically more off-topic than fucking TT.
>>6057439Is there any actual proof Mittsu is really a cute fembud and not just some 30 year old tranny
¿Ame, dónde estás?
Amenos dokos?
>>6057596I doubt it since she mentioned it in the decription of the airplane stream. She's probably just asleep.
>>6057602lol no me creo que Ame va a perder 2 streams en un día
Of all EN, I wasn't expecting Ame to be the one that we would get a Shion-esque depression arc out of.I don't like it.
>>6057439>she
>>6057379I watch him regularly but he doesn't belong in these threads at all. There's no reason to bring him up.
>>6057597Gura is the gayest EN, Kiara’s all keyfabe
>>6057507You're just a Runescape character who's maxed out all the autismo skills that don't do anything.
>>6057436Would it even be possible with covid?
ame puede chupar mi verga gorda
>>6057439 I love Mittsu
>Stalk lv 3sasuga sharkie
Me cago en la hostia
Amelia sigue durmienda verdad?
¿Ame, doko estás?
>stream not canceled>deadbraps still falseflaggingcan't you guys leave?
Teammates on suicide watch
>>6057568An autist with very, VERY specific interests.
>>6057617>Ina being more affectionate>Ame distancing herselfThey're not?
>>6057439Women watch gura?
>>6057657cute? no proof, but she is like 18 years old
>>6057547I've been telling you cunts to fuck off from day one.
>>6057665I was honestly expecting one from Mori after that sudden break/the funk she was in when she came back from it, but she seems okay now. I hope Ame is alright and this is really just a lack of sleep.
[Ame News] Ame is now 5 minutes late to her scheduled Paladins stream
>>6057547Jerma is off topic but he's still entertaining no matter what faggots would say
>>6057665She's had plenty of warnings and has the support and money to deal with it. It's up to her to do it though.
My back and tummy hurts...
AME DONDE
Ame está conmigo, adiós perdedores.
Ame por favor
>>6057547anon, Jerma can be as off-topic as nijisanji
Ame doko?
>>6057657She’s done some fleets and looks like a girl, but she’s also like in high school
>>6056010Why are meat eaters so fucking sensitive lmao. Seriously, all the weird reddit OMG BACON shit what's the deal with it
>>6057640The Paladins stream has always been on the schedule.
ame i've been taking classes in spanish and japanese for 3 years just for this stream and i will forget everything if it's cancelled please
I LOVE HOLO UNITY
>Trusting AmeRumao
As soon as Ame does do the Karaoke every teamate posting nonsense is gonna post goslings.
ame doko?
>>6057708Faggots wouldn't be saying that to you if you didn't bring the retard up. Nobody gives a shit about fucking jerma.
Ame ¿dónde?
Amelia es una puta y ya no va a recibir mi dinero
en serio estuve esperando a Ame, que le pasa hoy?
>>6057654TT at least has the Gigguk SV shit in recent memory. That fag has legit zero connection to Hololive.
>>6057637If an underage girl look at me like that, I'm out.
>I wake up for Ame>Ame doesn't wake up for mebros...
Ame, ¿estás bien?
>>6057547He is. Fuck off.
Ame... the spics and me are crying rn
>>6057547t. tourist newfag
>>6057547Fuck off
>>6057665?
>>6057653The rrat is that AX and no sleep from Oblivion murdered her... but it's not a rrat
>>6057547Sure is chumate hours
Ame probably read the thread
Fuck you, Amelia.
>>6057439>He doesn't know how crazy girls are in relationships.This is absolutely believable that a female fan would act this way.
Ame please wake up. Bros I'm not gonna lie, it ain't looking good. She's been sleeping poorly for a long time now. I'm not sure how she survives on 2-4 hours of sleep.
Ame why
>Gura just stands there and tanks the flashlight>"uh huh"This girl can be terrifying sometimes.
I'm going to bed...
Solo quiero escuchar a Ame ...
kek Ame, it's getting funny
I LOVE YOU GURA!!!
I LOVE YOU INA
TE AMO GURA!!!