/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Momo JOI when

To the glory of lady Poko

all bakers were asleep...

I MISS CONI

>>60539925
Bakers may be asleep but carnie doomposting hours aren't over just yet! Let the schizo nihilist posting continue.

Chihuahua dog loli for Idol ES please
Preferably of delicious brown complexion

>>60539960
Pagliacci my beloved...
We will save the sad crying clown somehow

>>60539964
Those seem to be roughly between 06:00 and 12:00 UTC for future reference

Roca's going to play an indo horror game like Fuyo did the other day
Is this part of Aviel's plan to expand in SEA

>>60539994
We already are. She's finally moving out of her parent's place. That's a huge accomplishment, especially in America.

>>60540099
Out of curiosity, how many of you guys are still living in parent's place? NEET still in my parent's attic here. Anyone else with me?

>>60539393
>afternoon
Scared me for a second there. I hope your day is going well. I love Fuyo too, in fact I’m going for a walk in the park and think about her right now!
>>60539236
Cipher was a hedonist faggot, skill issue. I’m going to go look at flowers now. You could heal if you wanted to.

>>60540113
I am but it's also because I'm on hard mode and was born and grew up all my life in one of the most expensive states

>>60540113
On the couch because my room has nothing in it

hello, pochi wanmaru is my wife. thank you.

>>60540129
Thank you anon, I'm having a great sunday, the weather was perfect to go outside this morning, I took another long walk outside daydreaming of Fuyo! I'll hit the gym today before the stream to keep getting ripped for her!
I felt like 1pm was too late to say good morning...

>>60540129
Just as Cipher learned the truth about a nihilistic reality and wanted to go back to ignorant bliss, we too would love to abandon the tragedy of IRL existence and return to an ideal 2d anime world filled with Disney fairy tales about true love. That would be a great world to live in, sadly it's not reality.
Romance is a sham, marriage/kids/nuclear family are largely dead and inaccessible to most in the West, you WILL get ruined in divorce court. Sure, not everyone bites the bullet, but the risk is high enough that you probably shouldn't gamble with a high probability of "bankruptcy"/ruined life. Even if we say the odds are just 10% or even just 1%, perhaps the risk is too high (standard analogies of one poisoned chocolate in a box of 100, you still wouldn't risk it. One hooker out of 100 secretly has AIDS, still wouldn't risk it. If you wouldn't risk 1%, why risk 5, 10, 25, 50%?)
There is no healing from acknowledging the truth of nihility, there is only sedation and delusion that will likely get you ruined/killed, same as any other drug.

I love Pochi and can't wait for her new look's feet!

>>60540142
>>60540153
So....you guys working/studying/productive/paying rent to parents, or being a NEET?
Was a strange feeling going back to childhood room during Covid. Sometimes still wake up in a panic thinking I need to go back to high school, even though its been over a decade since.

I love Riro!

>>60540343
I pay my 50% of everything to my mom. Got nothing going for me and been a loser nobody all my life. Graduated HS 2014.

Sweaty sex with Poko

>>60540343
I've yet to ever move out. Have been working various different jobs for about a decade but settled for working with my parents' business the last 3 or so which is very flexible (basically doing work as it comes in as long as it's finished by a certain deadline). Ever since COVID, been at the most unmotivated and hikikomori I've been my entire life and only just finally starting to work myself back out. Social anxiety being the most difficult to break out of again.

I only just started watching Coni and I just feel so nice when watching her. Her voice is so nice to listen to and she's sweet.

Would yuko try get touchy with coni on a offcollab?

>>60540539
Her debut was the most infectious of Endless for me and I think she has my favorite voice, laugh, and humor of any VTuber I've watched. I was NOT expecting to actually feel as emotionally attached as I do now.

>>60540433
Impressive anon, actually carrying your weight and being gainfully employed. Even if it's wagie work, at least it keeps you occupied? Anything to keep busy (and keep the dark thoughts at bay) besides watching your oshi?
GFE ASMR on loop with nice headphones tends to help with sleep at least.

>>60540522
Interesting perspective, similarly flexible partial work for me I suppose, with most days just being a complete deadbeat NEET. I've done my time though with college/living in an overpriced run-down dumpster of a shared apartment, so I'll gracefully take my retirement in the suburbs instead of a shithole liberal city. I'm still client facing so occasionally need to take calls and pretend to be functional as a fake normie, but otherwise probably haven't talked to another outside person since the pandemic. Fall is rock bottom season for me (picked up vtubing last fall around this time to procrastinate, and now I'm late night nocturnal schizo posting). I'll probably just get even more HikkiNEET as time goes on, but I've accepted that fate.

>>60540574
I think a better question is what's going to happen in the next Fuyo x Riro offcollab now that Riro's succubus powers have been unlocked.

>>60540681
Frito is going to get raped in stream and we are going to cum buckets to it

>>60540605
Her personality is just fantastic. It's hard to fully explain it but I just feel nice watching her.

>>60540641
You're sadly mistaken. I have never had a job of any kind, it's SSI that me and my mom recieve. I am not impressive, I am worthless and my kind deserves to be exterminated.

>>60540725
On* fuckkk

>>60540735
Never too late to start up the wagie grind if it ever comes to that. Maybe it won't be as bad as you think?
On the other hand, if passive income manages to cover the expenses and you find some sense of fulfillment from a simple life, it's not a bad way to go either. I dropped out of the high-flier luxury life early on and decided to return to a poorfag existence, with the caveat that I can NEET around instead of working. Even millionaires making big bucks in the city honestly aren't that happy, and would love to finally just have a few hours of free time to play a game or watch a stream. I wouldn't say I'm necessarily happy/fulfilled, but it's a whole lot better than actually dying from overwork in a black company.

>>60540735
Maybe this will help lift you up a bit. Nice story about a cute NEET girl's gradual journey to making something of her life.
https://mangadex.org/title/f7418c7b-14ee-4889-85ae-b31fcb8b0857/neeko-wa-tsurai-yo
Alternatively, here's a slighlty more doomer take on the life.
https://mangadex.org/title/e563a8e9-a730-4216-ba42-734aee59b3f3/the-meals-of-a-single-womanat-her-limit

>>60540971
The girl from the manga in the 2nd link is really cute. Based just in looks and 2 pages in, I'd be interested in approching her. But I'm ugly and overweight, there's no way anyone would feel comfortable with me.

>>60540735
there's worse people you have self awareness
and I bet you have anxiety to hell and back about people if you feel that way about yourself.
Also if you draw ssi there has to be a reason so dont beat yourself up too hard and i hope family does not take advantage of you,

>>60540847
This was very kind of you to say. I wasn't expecting something quite this heartfelt and there's a lot to process. All I can really say is thank you...

Sex with Clown wife
Turning the Clown into a Mommy Clown
Having children with Clown wife
Being happy with Clown wife and kids

Clown wife Loves this
happy clown noise

Coni mentioning Retsuprae really brought me back. Some of the first YouTube channels I subscribed to.

never forget ttimes wen u feeled gordo

wen day is dark alway rember silly day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYNnXoQehi0?si=-TOndXBFQU7LeKyO&t=7934

pls rember that wen u feel flaco or frigten
never forget ttimes wen u feeled gordo

wen day is dark alway rember silly day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYNnXoQehi0?si=-TOndXBFQU7LeKyO&t=7934

>>60541747
hehe silly anon fricked it up

>>60541178
It's ok anon, here's one more just for you. Get a doomer menhera GF who likes you BECAUSE you are so helpless and useless.
https://mangadex.org/title/c783711c-e593-44e9-83a1-8c95b7f703de/i-asked-my-first-girlfriend-why-she-went-out-with-me
Alternatively, check out Welcome to the NHK about a cult GF who wants to fix MC's life but only because she's also a broken menhera and wants to feel superior to someone who is worse off than her.

Also consider the concept where you DON'T need her to feel comfortable with you. If you learn JP, you can live out your ugly bastard fetishes since they are unironically in super high demand (the audience demands someone "relatable", so the uglier and fatter the better. They don't want no chads plowing their JAV oshis.)
Or just rent escorts by maxing out your wallet, where they don't care about your looks. Both give you a sense of superiority in knowing that you are ugly AF, but these girls still choose you because of what you accomplished, rather than the genetics you were born with. Look at some top tier billionaires and you'll see some of the ugliest bastards you've ever seen. All those guys have harems of dozens/some hundreds of mistresses due to them climbing out of nothing and making something of themselves. Take that mindset to the next level, and soon you'll start hitting the gym, doing skincare, improving hygiene, and slowly improving from a 3/10 slob to a 5/10. Sure you won't get to 10/10 level without some serious Korean plastic surgery, but it's a start.

>>60541178
Ugly and overweight are both fixable within a year or two, and that time’s going to pass anyway.
>>60541236
The hardest truth to swallow is that we all have the potential for passion and some degree of contentment. Sometimes it takes another perspective to remind you.

>>60541229
I had someone who I thought was a friend in school, but after hearing them say nasty things about me without even knowing I was standing close enough, I broke down and ran out to scream and cry. It took me a long while to trust, and they destroyed it. Although perhaps I deserved it, because the truth is that I struggled with anger and because of that, I probably terrified everyone.

https://twitter.com/tentatard/status/1713503547999105296

>>60542114
I don't think you deserved that.
people are just savage.

>>60539964
where do these faggots even come from

>>60541236
Glad to hear that my schizo ramblings might actually do some good in the world.
>>60541947 sums it up quite well. Sometimes we aren't just here to doompost about nihility, but rather finding ways to come to terms with our own tragic existence. If there's no greater purpose out there, we just have to find our own (or at least cope to ensure the pain of life). Time will pass regardless, might as well make use of it.
I'm still a nihilistic doomer at heart, but I did spend years on the failed normie masquerade grind. I can't say it fixed me, but it did give me the skills to better cope with life and the freedom to return to NEETdom at the end of that journey. Sure I came full circle and ended up in the same place, but the situation is different and thus the journey may still be worth it for those brave enough to endure it.
In regards to >>60542114, almost every friend I once had are basically gone and/or hate me at this point, even those who I literally saved/changed their lives. At a point, betrayal/abandonment just becomes the expected result, and it's an anomaly for a few rare gems to actually stay behind. Then again, I don't exactly stay in touch and express endless gratitude for those who helped me out a decade ago either, so that's just the way that things go.
I imagine that feeds into my transactional ideal: do your job and get out, don't get emotionally connected. I'd feel much better if I helped someone as a job, got paid, and they then ghosted me, compared to actually being emotionally invested into the case. I'm certainly no saint, but I'll lean towards chaotic good if I can help it.

>>60542410
this reminds me that fufuyfufyuy in 3 hours but I'm not sleepy at all
why does taking a nap fuck your system so hard reee

Riro is cute!

>>60542500
I was a savage myself though. There was eventually two girls who accepted as their friends, and they were so precious that even after I self sabotauged or relationships multiple times they still forgave me until they just couldn't anymore.

>>60542531
The doomposter carnie has always been within you all along. After all, you're /here/ of all places on a cunny idol GFE ASMR thread. Anyone mentally sane with a healthy psychological state certainly wouldn't come anywhere near.
My schizo posts don't create them, they merely bring out the angst and suffering within. Those of us who are here have retreated into the world of 2d GFE as their sole source of copium. Maybe it's not for you, and most viewers here probably can't read due to zoomer brain, but if there are a few who can read and be helped by it, it's worthwhile.
Also post more cute crying doomer clown wife.

>>60542728
It's ok anon, we aren't perfect, and we can all be shitty people at times. We'll wake up and cringe at our past selves, but that's normal. The important part is to move on beyond that hangup and not let it define who you are afterwards. If you can introspect, acknowledge your faults, and work on fixing those issues for the future, that's more than what 90% of people are willing to do.
No matter how bad your situation is, there is always a way to work towards improving. If you're at rock bottom, nowhere to go but up. Nihlism is accepting a lack of higher power, you have no fated destiny, you have no predetermined significance in the world. You are absolutely nothing, and no one will care/remember you, UNLESS you give them a reason to. The world is your oyster, do what you please, what's the worst that can happen?
If we're already doomer walking corpses who don't fear death, might as well find a way to enjoy the ride while it lasts.

i wanna breastfeed every idol member and change their diapers.

Good morning, Jewbros!
This newfag schizophrenic threadshitter writing novels about GFE every single night seriously needs to fuck off

>>60543074
Good morning!

>>60542943
best poster in this thread everyday

>>60543136
love my idolfriends

i miss pochi

>>60542743

pogo dogo...

>>60543074
It's ok, doomposting carnie novel hours are only for those nocturnal schizos who are present at those times. Feel free to disregard the threads you slept through, and enjoy the bright day filled with nothing but shitposts and cunnyposting.

>>60543136
for me, it's the fuyoposter(s)

I think we should discuss this booty

>>60543345
For me, it's the Korean Momo posters to make up for her lack of streams

>>60543290
They're adding nothing to the discussion and their doomposting only makes themselves feel even worse. It's not necessary

>>60443380
Ended up more like a handjob than naizuri. Hope you enjoy, boobros.
https://files.catbox.moe/yo1n3n.png

>>60543462
Ehh I trend towards the idea of the free market. If it exists, it's because there's someone who is supplying and demanding it. If no one wanted it, they'd get bored and disappear on their own. Not like anyone else is awake to see those posts, which are usually archived by morning anyways.

>>60543507
Good work, I hope you draw more Wanaus in the future

>>60543287
she was hungry and devoured herself...

>>60543074
I don't mind as long as they do it on dead hours

Can I trust Korean woman?

>>60543345

>>60543507
I'm going to imagine that massive thing going all the way into her womb and leaving a huge tummy bulge, thanks in advance for tomorrow's fap.

>>60544320
Coni has officially converted a portion of the carnies into Miori fans. God bless menhera GFE Korean women! Soon we'll all be watching Haewon and V&U too.

>>60544519
Speaking of Miori holy shit she's still going.

Wake up RC bros

>>60545186
>Spending Sunday morning with my cosa rosa
>On her day off
I love her so fucking much

>>60545186
>no longer riroless
I love the cosa rosa

my bratty rock gf that i have no romantic feelings towards despite animalistically wanting to fuck is going live soon

How do I make friends bros

>>60545448
Get into an interesting hobby and find like-minded people also involved in that hobby

>>60545448
Join doomposting carnie hours and scream into the void about loneliness/black pill hopelessness with fellow doomposters. Alternatively the only "friend" you need is your oshi and your fellow /jidf/ posters.
Or as >>60545480 get a hobby, join some discord servers, join any type of IRL group activity, etc. Wouldn't hurt to hit up /fit/, start learning a sport, and touching grass once in a while.

>>60545448
Get a gym membership

>>60545255
She's simply perfect

>>60545351
>roca in the morning
>roca in the afternoon
holy shit that's a lot of roca

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osx_4y2uO34
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osx_4y2uO34

My wife

>>60543507
HOLY FUCKING BASED!!!!
Thank you very much

I’m tired of loving this menhera, I don’t know how anyone else can do it. The constant need for her to take her BPD medicine, the endless accusations, the emotional outburst, it’s all so tiresome.

>>60546845
>the endless accusations, the emotional outburst, it’s all so tiresome.
Just don't watch other women and be loyal. How hard is that to do?

>>60547034
>>60546845
Mental illness.

>>60545351
Many men think same.

MIORI RAIDING ROCA
Slime beerpals have truly become embedded within the /jidf/ ecosystem, and that's a good thing.

>>60547389
These girls knows each other for longer than Idol existed retard

>>60539989
>>60543389
>>60543507
what is this body type called?

>>60547557
Fucking brats

>>60547557
Ideal female form, Peak performance

>>60547557
child out of 10

>>60547540
Of course all the streamers know each other, but recent interactions definitely introducing more Idol-only watchers to who Miori is. Lots of Carnieposting about their new Korean menhera GF after the raid yesterday, so having her as a friend of the corpo/thread is never a bad thing.

>splatoon concert watchalong
Rin really is the 'zoomer with autism' audience.

>>60547557
sex

>>60547389
She is raiding Idol girls suspiciously too often

>>60547557
onahole

>>60548559
Coni did give her a raid, so it's nice to return the favor. Considering Miori's similar or higher CCV than some of the idol girls while catering to a similar GFE audience, it's not bad to be mutually supportive without needing to accuse either of leeching hard.

>>60548559
>check raidlist
>idol girl is only option
>raid in
It's just that retard

>>60548828
the forbidden
>
>
>

>>60548559
She already declined Aviel offer to join Idol with her own assets

what even is that morning tweet coni

I miss Emi…I hope she’s okay

I don't even know who miori is, I just want purin in en3

>>60549019
Doesn't Nikki still keep in touch with the graduated girls?

not just the menhera, but the womenhera and the childrenhera too

guys i think my oshi is a scalie

>>60549568
And that's a good thing!

>>60548961
for real?

I smile like a fucking retard when I watch my oshi

>>60549933
same

>>60549625
yeah kinda wish she would tell us more
I want to hear her quirkiness

>>60546845
Are you going to leave her or going to save her?

Thinking about my oshi while working out adds like 10lbs to my maxes

>>60550131
you can only save yuko by putting a leash on her

>>60550281
I will save her by putting a baby in her.

>>60550352
in this economy?
lol

>>60550424
If having a child is expensive for you, you're fucking up big time

>>60550521
t.not american

>>60550424
Half of Yuko's money is from me already so I think we'll make it work.

>>60550560
I'm an American, though

I love Riro so fucking much, bros...

I miss Momo...

>>60551668
based and same

I love Roca. She's so unintentionally hot

>>60551668
mi bebecita bebelin <3

>>60546206
No. She's MY wife

I want to sniff Coni's feet

Momo needs to do more earlicking ASMR

all i ask of coni is don't give us radio silence over the trip

katta is finally making schedule again?

>>60552403
>no asmr
it's over

i kneel coni

The things I would do to this rock.

>>60550521
>>60550424
I think you underestimate the cost of a kid, since it scales exponentially based on wealth to the point where it's expensive for EVERYONE short of a literal billionaire (i.e. Elon taking the spray and pray approach). Biggest cost isn't even monetary, it's in terms of effort if you want to raise a kid properly. Anyone can have a kid, just be a ghetto welfare queen and neglect them, but that's probably not the goal here.

For your average wagie, you're already struggling enough just to survive and pay rent, slaving away at your job. Now enjoy 9 months of moody/physically ill wife, followed by at least 3-4 years of sleep deprivation from baby keeping you up crying. You do not get any more relaxation/"me" time to watch anime/play video games, you are out there changing diapers and babysitting/dragging kids to play dates. Instead of a nice vacation to relax, you get to burn 3 months' wages on a boring overpriced stressful disneyland trip. Factor in the amount of work you miss/exhaustion, nannies unless you can afford a stay-at-home wife, associated baby clothes/specialized food/milk powder, etc. Without good insurance, birth itself might cost you 10k+, not to mention all the time babies are sick early in life for plenty more doctor's visits. To be a good parent, add in additional effort for all their extracurriculars and start saving for their college from day 1.

For the ultra wealthy, they still need full time nanny, expensive private music/sports lessons, private schooling fees etc. Rich whales in NYC are literally spending 20k+ on private kindergartens, and then funnel through the entire elite private pipeline (30-50k a year for 12 years, then 300k for college). Later on after your likely divorce (since stay-at-home-wife blames you for always working and never being around and likely cheats on your), you get to deal with alimony/child support for hundreds of thousands a year since it's a percentage of income. Also cue high likelihood of spoiled brat who wants to be a leech, need to get bailed out of trouble they get into, etc. Famous story about one billionaire's kid who got in trouble for sexual assault accusations, needed daddy to donate an entire residential college for the school to drop the case and let him graduate. Clearly small time millionaires and average tech/finance/quant bros making 250k ain't gonna make it.

>>60552273
She would only do that if she hates you.

>>60552584
what she do

>>60552682
Stop being broke

>>60552682
also not to mention there will be no real career paths for child when it grows up due to the pace of civilization right now.

>>60552814
If you have a million dollars or two, you can either
1. Retire today and enjoy life as a NEET with coke and hookers interspersed (in moderation)
2. Burn it all on a likely autistic kid (bad genes) who has a 90%+ chance of failure in life, accompanied by a high probability of a bad divorce. Now that you're broke, time to get back to wagie work for another 20 years.

Try figuring out which choice you'd rather have. Idealism is nice, but realism will bash you in the face.

I'm so happy this Riro guerrilla worked out so good for my schedule today

imagine building a civilization where the teachings are defunct before they join civilization

>>60553529
Sounds like a bunch of whiny, self-defeatist horseshit

>>60553735
wow you are finally catching on, congrats

>>60553735
you will be a terrible parent.

>>60553788
whatever allows you to cope

>>60553529
Eeeeh I still want to marry my oshi and give her 2~3 kids

>>60553819

i can feel the menhera inch closer

not as Riroless as I thought I'd be today

>>60554029
She's the best

>>60554029
I love her so much

Fufo in 5 minutes...

>>60554204
aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh..

i really wish coni wouldn't retweet AI art

>>60554283
FUCK OFF

>>60554271
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

>>60552682
Get a vasectomy already dude. No-one wants to know about your mental issues. Just remove yourself from the gene pool and let life go on

>>60554283
oh shit that looks amazing

>>60554204
I just made it back from my walk just in time! Today's gonna be great.

Sexo Sexun

I Love Yuko!

>>60554339
i think you should too.

>>60543389
Good idea

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuXEyOnCGSc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuXEyOnCGSc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuXEyOnCGSc
SHE WAS ON TIME I WASN'T READY

>she says boonight
>doesn't actually go to sleep
this brat! i missed cute yuyu but it's ok because i woke up to amazing cuteness

>>60554587
hold on bro I need to watch 18 more ads

>>60554648
thats just a vtuber trait

Not even a carnie but have some free webms, really liked those
https://twitter.com/re_skrong/status/1713345329448317411

>>60552403
>katta is finally making schedule again
THE END IS NEAR

>>60554541
Go be an anti-natalist cuckold somewhere else

>>60554701

Do you niggas watch other small corpo chuubas besides those in cunny corp? I just can't keep up with them.

>>60554781
done

>>60554840
I only watch Idol chuubas

>>60554029
it feels horrible to me every time she ends stream and i'm left sitting here alone in the quiet cold darkness of my shitty little apartment. i'm already feeling riroless.

look at her go!!!!

>>60554564
I thought the best idol ass was pogo

>>60553735
Good luck actually succeeding in life as a good parent. As >>60553788 said...good luck. Something about being /here/ on a thread dedicated to cunny GFE suggests that maybe you aren't exactly Fabio with women. If you manage to pull it off, congrats, but know that you would be a severe outlier among a 99% failure rate.

>>60553854
It's a great fantasy to enjoy, and that's literally why we're /here/ to enjoy the kayfabe. I too love the idea of marrying a yandere menhera GFE ASMRtist, but that is literal suicide in reality. Same idea with impregnating your oshi: great fapfuel, would likely ruin your life if it actually happened. You'll be paying child support until the day you die.

>>60554339
Will do, and highly recommended for anyone else who doesn't want to fall into the baby trap

>>60554870
Me too buddy!

>>60554850
Is that Nene's outfit?

>>60554895
fat!=best

>>60554840
I watch the chuuba from tactical, mostly eepy and whiskey, though I am expanding my roster and watching that horse vtuber they have

>>60552593
>smol tits
bruh

reverse blowjob with dullahan fuyo uoooohhhhhhh

>>60554775
who even is your oshi
i think ur just shitposting here

>>60554879
Keep yourself busy, Rirocon. Catch up on your chores, exercise, write something for Riro, do literally anything except sit around alone. I don't like being Riroless, either, but she wouldn't want you to be sad all day in her absence. I'm glad she streamed for us this morning and I can't wait to see her again.

I love my ghost busting wife.

>>60554840
I used to before I went full gachi for Riro. Loved Beryl until she graduated, watched Ami until she started taking tons of breaks for her idol work. Erika from vreverie, Jelly from phase. Several twitch indies.
Used to be quite the whore. I mostly watch just idol cunny now.

look at FUfu

>>60554701
https://files.catbox.moe/skrywp.webm
https://files.catbox.moe/4bbw9z.webm
https://files.catbox.moe/vs76to.webm
here in catbox for easy reposting

>>60555185
literal onahole

>>60555100
Exact. Being productive and improving ourselves will make our oshis very happi!

I hate Fuyo Cloverfield.

>>60554840
Casual ASMR watcher here, so it's quite easy to follow all the significant big/small corpos and add each video to my playlist as they come out.
Mainly (ex) Kawaii and a few Phase girls, although there are a couple other indies (including a few twitch ASMR-only girls) who are decent. Can also add a few Holo and Niji girls that do decent ASMR, but its sporadic so not much time burden.
Obviously watching all streams is basically impossible, so it's just those I find unique/interesting, or if it's my oshi, and skip/backlog the rest.

>>60555200
yay

>>60555274
I love Fuyo Cloverfield.

>>60555274
I want plap Fuyo Cloverfield.

>>60555013
>watching whores that talk to and collab with men
Get out

>>60555344
kek

>Coni mpreg

>>60555250
this post made funny honking sounds fr fr

Remember when momo wanted to do 1 live and 1 members ASMR a week

>>60555344
Joder que miedo

Coni in Fuyo's chat

>>60555046
get out
>>60552593
>Tiny
>Brat
>Erotic voice
hot.

uuu i miss yuyu

pogo

Coni's going to impregnate me...

rip froyo

>>60554840
I only watch Idol and some girls from Prism, mostly Shiki.

>>60555100
thanks, always good to see what a healthy perspective looks like. i'll do my best.

yuko is literally spending the entire weekend with us so where are you now, threadshitters?

>3 guyo streams
bros she loves us

>fuyo specifying that she definitely bought the watchalong movie

>>60556624
Fucking a tranny with a green wig in nugget

>>60556624
They'll be back in a couple hours per usual.

>>60556840
what did carnies do to you?

>>60555250
I helped an old lady free her car that was trapped in mud today, the people who were there couldn't push it out, but I could. Fuyo's inspired me to lift heavier and go outside more, and it paid off today.

>>60557066
Anon...
Stay innocent...

>>60557066
Look at him

>>60557344
elaborate
>>60557385
yeah i memory holed that.

>>60557385
inshallah you will pay for this
>>60557308
good job fyuubro!

>>60555981
>had to replace the most important emote because youtube lied about her emote slots
nyo...

>>60557518
Reused PL joke.

>>60556434
Stay strong, Rirocon!

She's just spending all day making emotes huh
Guys I have a feeling that she might love us

I miss tanned fufu..

>>60558593
Are you saying you want her to go on vacation again?

>>60558645
yea, with me.

>>60558544
I wonder if she's shifting to mascot oriented emotes to prevent the readability issue of the emotes she recently commissioned. Also because it's easier for her to draw us than herself.

>>60557745
this feels wrong she needs to bring this back

Coni that roach is her aint it.

Fuyo with the assist, making me wake up early so I get to see Yuko dropping all the new emotes.

>>60557745
Past stream chats are going to be full of error boxes now.

>>60558946
I think she swapped out the emotes in-place.

katta needs a bouquet of flowers.

lenin really went from based funny retard to just retard

>>60559070
that still breaks the emotes in live chat replay, its not slot based. kinda inevitable, though having yukocry be busted which was the most used emote by a landslide will suck

>>60559182
It really went downhill when he decided to stop being a grey

>>60558742
She might also just be playing around to see how they look like on the tiny chat window. The only emotes that looked confusing were the laugh and facepalm ones so I hope everything comes back eventually after a lot more people get memberships (not begging for gifts by the way) (I just accept them as they come)

good idea, I should consider napping too (definitely not a full sleep because I didn't forget to sleep today)

Fuyo Leakfield...

>>60559386
>extremely motivated by all the praise
>as soon as she gets negative feedback she stops completely
she's just like me... i love my praise dependent oshi

friendly reminder that Riro hate mexicans

>>60559692
based!

>>60559386
diaperfemanon winning

Pissdolcorp

>>60559861
I don't even like pee yet, but I love it here.

>>60559692
all spaniards hate mexicans

>>60559692
based

>>60559692
This makes me wonder, will she just flat-out ignore any ES member that isn't from Spain or South America?

>>60559692
I grew up going to public schools in America. I understand.

>>60560194
She's going to be healed of her racism by cute girls. Cute girls solve every problem.

>>60560194
Probably not, not that she'd like them, but she'd probably still be friendly and polite with them. Her most annoying greys are impoverished mexicans who whine about not being able to afford the membership, so I can see why she'd generally find all of them undesirable

>>60560319
except if they are mexican girls

>>60560004
I take it back, all this Fuyonade talk made me hard, it's clover for me.

>>60560319
Racism is not a disease, it is a way of life

>>60560194
No
The girls shit on French people on stream and don't realize they have one in their corp, but they still talk with pochi and say good things about her

>>60560623
record time. Here have a welcome gift.
https://files.catbox.moe/gdofjh.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/edfq65.jpg

>>60560567
theres outliers with everything anon

>>60561113
I'm already familiar, but this time, it has more meaning. Thank you. I can't believe I'm going to get off to this tonight.

I agree with the idea of taking 2-3 days off every week, but I hope Yuko slowly realizes that it doesn't have to be Saturday/Sunday every time. Unless she typically has other plans on those days, I would love streams on the weekend.

>>60562121
I suspect she usually has plans. Yuko can be retarded, but surely she realizes that's when her audience is free to watch her. Right?

>>60562322
She also tends to do horny streams on Thursdays, so maybe she just really likes a regimented schedule/planning.

6 stones...
ToT

>>60562439
>tfw you're just slightly more than twice her weight
UOOOHHHH

>>60562322
Maybe she has buds that are M-F wagies, so weekends are her hang out with them days.

>>60561113
Retarded brat is spilling my frumbonade, she's getting raped tonight ToT

>>60562439
>>60562528
That can't be real, no way. I could walk around with her in one hand.

>>60562680
Yeah if the weekend is the best chance for her to unwind and relax I would never want to take that from her. I'm just bored.

>>60562400
From what she's said she didn't plan on things turning out that way. I think that Thursday is just when she's fully comfortable in her streaming rhythm and is really feeling the boo bro love.

>>60562790
I M A G I N E

>>60562819
I like the weekend break, fridays she can gets super clingy then 2 days in a row for us and her to build up pent uppies and then the return on monday

>>60559386
does this brat do anything but sleep? she really is a baby

>>60563568
she is on a cycle of sleep-piss-love boobros

>>60563568
She naps because she doesn't sleep when she's supposed to.

>>60563027
I won't, out of respect, but I could throw her around like a ragdoll. I might actually load up a 40kg bar tonight and see what I can do with it. Or buy a sandbag, actually.

Rin is fucking dead

>>60563729
These tiny women all want to be manhandled.

>>60563857
And I could, and want to, manhandle them. Sounds like we could come to an agreement.

>>60563729
Bags of sand you say?

>>60563568
babu Yuyu is cute so it's okay

You are all a bunch of pathetic sexless losers

>>60563568
regression is the natural female state.

>>60564526
Thanks momo we know

>>60564526
God I wish Momo does humiliation ASMR some day

Fuyo literally booty blasted.

>>60564934
Her seething makes me smile

Fuyo's crying noises genuinely trigger my sympathetic nervous system, my heart rate goes up and I feel panicked.

Has Rin made any sex noises yet?

>>60565298
yes on twitter

>>60565298
I bet she has the uncanny power to do the whole stream without a single sound even vaguely sexual.

>>60565260
LMAO

>>60565260
It gives me a deep, sadistic pleasure. And I like Fuyo.

>>60565378

I just woke up and started watching fuyo and whatever she did with her rigging freaked me out a bit when I first noticed it

Has fuyu been harapan’d yet?

>>60565901
many times by me.

>>60565901
yeah, by me.

Booafternoon, I had a hell of a nap
Yuko is so fucking cute bros, love the new emotes

>>60549067
she talked about them this week, she said she hasn't been in touch with Emi or Lily recently because of how busy they've been. Neo also moved to Portugal

>>60566209
That's cute. I hope we can get an update on Emi and Lily soon. I hope they're all doing well

>>60566209
Oh, that's why Fuyo alluded to hanging out with her.

>ywn breastfeed your child while fuyo gives you her seed

>>60566316

Has Coni said which cut of Doctor Sleep we need for tonight or is it going to be a clusterfuck like The Shining again?

>>60566484
send that to her maro she likely doesn't know

>>60559692
proofs?

>>60566797
Watch streams

>>60566859
no

I have Coni's subdued and nervous, "..chotto matte" floating around in my head all day

where is yuko

>>60567826
Napping before stream because she stayed up too late making emotes.

>>60567826
pissing while napping

>>60568098
yea, in my mouth.

>>60567438
this but the feeling of unloading the full content of my balls deep inside her little goblin womb

I'm so nervous about what coni meant by loyal.

>>60568098
yeah in her pants

>>60567826
eepy nappy wappy time after working hard this morning

>>60567826
Eeping very hard after a night of drawing cute emotes.

>>60566797
It's a jork, just like how people say fuyo is racist

>>60568570
One Fuyocoin has been deposited in your account.

>>60568570
you'll never get away with this, fuyo

My wife on the telly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhK0o288iY8

>>60568570
>jidf has paid shills running damage control for our based racist talents
Threadshitters seething because they don't get paid to cuckpost and call people schizophrenic

>>60568570
she hates brazilians, like how riro hates mexicans
its just an iberian thing dw about it

yuko loves mexicans

>>60568983
Yuko might as well be mexican, in addition to whatever mystery meat she's admixed with. She's still cute, however

>>60568707
creative clickbait kek

I love Mexicans

I'm indifferent to Mexicans. At least until they start that "la raza reconquista" shit, then they can fuck off

>>60569093
Yeah, that's real smart.

>>60568915
hate is a strong word, they aren't the type of girl to straight up hate other people cuz of their nationality. I doubt idol hires that type of people

>>60569295

Nikki Live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-T6s4uRGIA

>>60569430
nice try, katta

>>60569295
There's hate without any doubt in my mind. It's just maintaining a sense of respect and responsibility instead of overt and blind hatred. I don't like "strangers" myself, but I'm not going out of my way to antagonize them or provoke them. I'll be polite and respectful until they (inevitably) give me a reason not to be

>>60569420
soundpost kun..

>>60569420
why the fuck is the catbox link absent

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-T6s4uRGIA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-T6s4uRGIA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-T6s4uRGIA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-T6s4uRGIA

Katta is live

>>60569420
Anon...

>>60569497
it's not, it's just malformed, at least learn how to make them instead of leeching

>>60569597
Katta cute

>>60569420
oof

>>60569647
god she's so fucking sexy when she says that

>>60569731
She's so sexy when she says anything. The fact that I'm casually racist and she's casually racist just makes it better

her body following after made me snort laugh

>>60569781
Just saying the word "nigger" doesn't make you racist

>>60569781
Retard, she was saying the name of the country and due to ESL it sounds like she's saying nigger, but threadshitters don't watch streams so you all assume she's racist

>>60569912
rrat

>>60569912
>having fun with my esl oshi is threadshitting
Fuck off back to your sanctimonious vtuber subreddit.

>>60569869
Her sense of comedic timing is incredible.

>>60569906
Say nigger in front of any American black person and tell them you're not racist immediately afterward. That is, if they haven't looted and burned your entire city down already

wait some of you are unironically racist? I thought it was a joke

>>60570275
I make exceptions for vtubers

I think I'm a rocaphile.

>>60570327
That's a good name!

>>60570275
go outside enough and you become one very quickly

>>60570093
It's not my fault this generation has so much gamer word brainrot, it's still not racist to say a word. That's like the gun rights activists saying guns shoot and kill people. They don't unless they are directed and aimed with intent.

>>60570327
Very understandable.

>>60570435
People have been literally murdered for saying "nigger" while rapping along to a song. I agree that it's not racist, but very few actually agree

>>60570327
I think you have another type of "philia" dude (like everyone in this thread lol)
>>60570402
not really. It's the biggest shit I've read

>>60570737
go back

>>60570275
I think Jews are alright now, just so long as they're Israeli.

>>60570737
Who shit in your cereal today? Chill out.

>>60570737
are you lost?