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>>604767post the pee edit
I WANT TO MATING PRESS ZOOMBIE I WANT TO HUFF ZOOMBRAP I WANT TO SNIFF HER STITCHES I WANT TO EAT OLLIE'S ROTTING FLESH SCRAPS I WANT TO FIND NEW BODY PARTS FOR OLLIE WHEN THE OLD ONES FALL APART I WANT TO GIVE OLLIE MY TYPE O+ BLOOD SO SHE CAN SURVIVE THE BODY PART GRAFTING I WANT TO TAKE PARTS OFF OF ZOOMBIE SO I CAN MAKE HER A SIBLING I WANT TO BATHE IN HER BILE I WANT TO BRUSH ZOLMBIE TEETH I WANT TO WIPE THE BLOOD OFF OF ZOOMBIE AND DRINK IT I WANT ZOOMBIE TO WRAP ME IN HER TONGUE AND BEAT ME UP I WANT ZOOMBIE TO POUNCE ON ME I WANT ZOOMBIE TO SCREAM IN MY EARS AND CHASE ME THROUGH A MANSION I WANT TO INFECT ZOOMBIE WITH A VIRUS AND WATCH HER MUTATE I WANT TO GET CRUSHED BY ZOOMBIE I WANT ZOOMBIE TO SIT ON MY FACE I WANT TO LIGHT ZOOMBIE ON FIRE WITH A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL I WANT TO SET OFF A CAR ALARM TO SUMMON A HORDE OF ZOOMBIES I WANT ZOOMBIE TO SLOWLY REMOVE MY LIMBS WITH A PENCIL I WANT TO POUND OLLIE SO HARD HER LIMBS FALL OFF I WANT TO SLOWLY TAKE OFF HER STITCHES I WANT TO BURY ZOOMBIE ALIVE THEN DIG HER UP I WANT TO RAISE A FAMILY WITH ZOOMBIE I WANT TO LIVE A NICE ISLAMIC LIFE WITH ZOOMBIE I WANT ZOOMBIE TO SNAP MY SPINE LIKE A TWIG I WANT TO BRING ZOOMBIE TO THE GYM TO HEAR HER BED VOICE I WANT ZOOMBIE TO EAT MY BRAIN AND COCK SO I CAN COOMBIE
Ame love
>19:17:10 Warrior_pi $50.00 Hi Ame-Chan I told Gura about a call back I was expecting for an audition that would allow me to call you and the other girls a certain word since she's not live rn I want you to let her know that I probably won't get it but I'll still support y'all.Ame just read this and responded with "Good Luck!"
>>604723Sometimes it makes me sad that no matter how talented this girl is she will never be more than a lower mid range holo due entirely to her country of origin.
>>604797based
>skipped the warrior pi supabased
>she read the warriorpi schizo message
Gura love
Thoughts?
Reminder Ame made all the Hololive cards and for Gura's she did this
Lost boys like me are free..
I WANT TO KNOCK ENMA UP
AME IS GONNA SLOB ON MY KNOB LIKE CORN ON THE COB UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
>convenient excuse for disappearing during New Year's>now another convenient excuse for nothing on Valentine's during either time zoneCan't wait for my Valentine's date several days after the 14th! What a joke.
G-gura, stop calling it "v-day"
Did any Noel kino make it in anons?
>>604796Bros, why is Ame so adorable?
>>604809uohh
>>604773Hey, at least we got a date stream kek
ILOVEAME!!!
Mori love?
>>604821virgin day
FUCK YOU SUSANFUCK YOU PAJEETS
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY BUDDS
1 MINUTE TO CUNNY CAKE UUUOOHH
>>604805That pause as she read it was painful.
>>604796Teamates, you must treasure this person
>>604798it's probably the best answer she can give seeing as he said "probably" and fuck addressing his main point.
I came here to laugh at you nanora
She will never love you
>>604812She made this one for zoombie as well.
>>604798Delusional.
>>604837Mori love!
>>604812Wow Gura is a whore.
>>604821vore day
>>604831uooh
I swear if Susan forces Mori to reschedule the date for a day that I can't catch it live I am going to flip shit
Chumbuds can't disagree with this pic
>>604798>>604805wait til she gets to the suicide one
>>604798I laughed my ass off when she read out Warrior Pi.
gura gura gura gura
I LOVE INA!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1q0Wsdi_8EEIt's an old meme but I like it
>>604809My fetish is having violent sex with Kiara and killing her multiple times in the process.
>>604798>>604802Can't wait the stream right now. That's fucking funny.
>>604809fapworthy
>>604796She is so precious
>there are girls in these threads>they won't stop shippingit's time to stop
>>604846
>>604821V-J day...
>>604814UhoOOoOooOOOOO
why is gura's loading bgm sound familiar
>>604837No, not anymore.
>>604827It's a universal constant. I learned it in my physics class
>>604865
>>604796Ame love!
Gotta post the treerrat while I can
Everyone agrees that Kiara's new single is cute, but somehow even less memorable than Hinotori, right?
>>604870UOOOHHHH
>>604837Yes brother
>>604812GURA IN BEDUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHH
>always changing BGMthis dumb ADHD sharkI really like this one tho, one of the best she used.
>>604851we do!
>>604809Gimmie the source please
M-Mori... l-love...
>>604820>having an earthquake fuck up your internet cables isn't a valid excuse.The IQ on this falseflagger.
>>604870It's true
>>604831Ficken the chicken.
Gura early!!!Remember to ignore baits, and enjoy V-day with your oshi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CoJRqzK-Yy4>Botan's Valentine's Day video has official Russian subsLa Tsarina...
>>604821its all ogre reichfag, your western front is collapsing
>>604821/v/ day
>Frustration is getting bigger, pull my gremlin trigger
From Amelia's hilariously fun date, to Gura's amazing karaoke, did you have a good time Anon? Are you listening to super sunday? Have you taken your... reminders?>"Amelia is like sunshine to me." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nzQkenTCeU>"I was not expecting her to sing that! . . . it was so cute! I felt so special!" https://youtu.be/bwB5dfHnK_M?t=323>"And I had to go back and listen to it again and again as she sang it because... the way she sang it... her voice is so... it makes my heart do funny things." https://youtu.be/H1itdhjmUDo?t=528>"I love you!" *gasp* "S-suki..!" https://youtu.be/_AbZB1uuVjA?t=3406>"Can you forget about Gura and be my wife?" "...once we upload the Ame AI, sure." https://youtu.be/Z-nP-w4XCk4?t=23778>When she found out Gura was watching, she said"You know what would be a good snack? Some shark!" https://youtu.be/Q7v_-zZYqas?t=2592>"goodluck my wife!!!!!" https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1347373242600706050?s=20>"i wanna impress my wife. she called me her wife. did you see that?" https://youtu.be/xarzp5IY26Q?t=993>"She's great. I care about her very much." https://youtu.be/xarzp5IY26Q?t=1062>"those lemons will last forever , like my love for u"https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1349521403750572035?s=20>https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1349939875810689025?s=20>Dedicated "You Are My Sunshine" to Amelia and even changed the lyrics to "Amelia's my sunshine" in a members karaoke stream.>game: "highlight objectives with you and your partner" ... "that's you!" "...that's me!!" https://youtu.be/OGF6_Zoz0Eo?t=498>"See chat? Ame's proud of me. "Gooruh's late." Yeah but Watson is proud of me!" "It's my fault she's late, sorry. I didn't get her home on time." https://youtu.be/OGF6_Zoz0Eo?t=335>"I'm at the computer what are you looking at?" *shyly*"Uhh... at you..." https://youtu.be/OGF6_Zoz0Eo?t=674>She didn't get as mad at Gura like she did with Kiara during their infamous chess match. Ame forgave Gura quite quickly. And isn't it cute the way Gura was asking for forgiveness? https://youtu.be/OGF6_Zoz0Eo?t=6908And as of recently,>Gura retweeted this gurame art https://twitter.com/deme_is_deme/status/1360899083762872321?s=20>Gura also liked this off-tag tweet today https://twitter.com/shew03/status/1360800940878561283Reminder that they're lovers!
where's mori's pre stream?
>>604879Based ryonachad.
I masturbated during the hour
>>604799Also she debuted when vtubing was niche at the time. Imagine if Risu debuted at the time Hololive is heavily inclining overseas.
>>604879This you?
DISHES MENTION
I missed you gura
>>604821It's ok, 5ch are all kneeling
>>604883>>there are girls in these threadsHot. They should Debut and stop Anonposting
>>604919She's not dumb, she knows she's got a sizable Russian audience.
>>604908Mori *sob* love...
>>604837not a deadbeat but Mori love eitherway
>>604913My precious Christian farmer daughterwife...
>>604879dangerously based
Hello Chef!
>>604926Based
Gura's cooking streams are the best, better than the karaokes.
>>604877If you love Ina so much why did you post Nino?
>>604927anon...
>>604919sasuga russkies
Bill Withers is a surprisingly tasteful pick.
>>604798This guy will kill himself
Guys i fucked up, I feelt loved by gura, i fell, it hurts knowing I'll never be with her, fuck.How do you make the pain go away?
Kiara released a good song.Had like two back to back streams, one which was like seven hours long. And yet she STILL didn't gain a bigger lead over Ina who played the same shit all week and only drew today. Why?
>>604799If only she would collab with gura. If they were to do a karaoke duet with each other. Risu would incline like crazy.
>>604799Hasn't ID been inclining these days to maxing out near EN SC reading numbers? I try to post about Risu's singing when I can, but her stream time really suck for getting western EOPs. And we know EOP viewers are her largest fanbase. I watch her during early hours of work when I can...
no video? why? Chama and Kiara have camera while cooking
>>604907don't remember the artist, but they also drew a calli version
>Valheim has a Japanese translation>published by Coffee Stain (Satisfactory, Goat Simulator)>open streaming policy>Enma still can't get permissions for Gura to stream itWhy is Cover so useless?
>>604723Thanks essaybro, please do. Not the original Risu anon here, but I'd be interested in your take on treerrat as well.
>>604907Daiishori
>>604926didnt read but based
MORI STREAM YOU BITCH YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME THINK YOU ENDED UP GOING ON A DATE
>>604837Mori Love!Youtube and Susan can suck a fat dick
Gura and Ame are the best. They are also the best pair.Ano ano ano Ano ano ano Ano ano ano Ano ano ano Ano ano ano Ano ano ano Ano ano anoAno ano anoAno ano anoAno ano anoAno ano ano
>>604926based based based BASED
I just noticed this but HoloStats even keeps track of the waiting room viewers and the magic drop when the stream actually starts.
>>604926based and meds
>>604962Ignore the pain and enjoy the feeling of being in love
>>604821Happy V-J day everyone!
GURA DIDN'T WASH HER HANDS EWWWWWWWWWWW
>>604955Karaokes are good to listen to and rewatch, but this shit? It fucking stays with you.
>>604767>FACE – MOЙ КAЛAШHИКOB>Ying Yang Twins - Ms. New Booty>【BOFU2017】もぺもぺ>Celinekin Park (Linkin Park vs. Celine Dion)> Caramellvansen>The Cure - Just Like Heaven>Good Little Girl but it's gay // Cover by Reinaeiry>Peace and Tranquility - A Hat in Time
>>604926Based and also Meds
one day Ame will be gone..but until then, Ame shall be appreciated
>>604859what does this mean
>>604962You don't
>>604870https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-a_5Xdt7Tk
>>604870This is literally me
>>604837Mori Love, and disappointment right now but we will rise again
>>604748Anon, I get the idea, but I can tell you with certainty it won't work. Do you know how easy it is to reset your IP? Especially if you have both a phone and a computer at your disposal?I want you to do me a favor, and go check one of the boards with IDs. Like /pol/. Tell me if you think their measures worked out at all. I imagine you'll understand that it doesn't really help post quality as much as people would hope, especially when you have schizophrenics at play. As much as I wish there was a magic bullet here, the only answer is an active, human effort to remove them with /a/ levels of moderation.
It's me!
>Baking a cake>With a microwave
>>604963>Good song
Vegan Shark?
vegan meatloaf?what was that she was slapping then?
>>604926based
>>604966They have been since ID2 debuted. A bunch of the new fans from EN didn't realise the IDs spoke English, so all the hyping up they've been doing has helped. I wonder whether Ame's love letters she made will give them a boost as well.
>>604941how did they react to Luna's song?
Getting ready for another helping of Gura as she gets her cooking utensils spread all out on her desk as we prepare to make some baked goods with the crazy and wild shark.While Amelia is being cuter than usual as she got home after the date, sat on her cheer and got her long list of supachats to get through. Go Ame Go!So friends, where we at?
$800 in like 20 seconds
>in my kitchen, WE are..chumkeks?
>I can already hear you groaning>oooooouuuuuuhhhh
fat cat that sings.Everything from Okayu's latest Karaoke. I recommend watching the actual VOD though.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmz2qqjQi0Mhttps://streamable.com/iuwjyihttps://streamable.com/nc31yahttps://streamable.com/9h3j6vhttps://streamable.com/zkt4avhttps://streamable.com/5jae57https://streamable.com/cqil6chttps://streamable.com/9i4li1https://streamable.com/mbylx9https://streamable.com/2pfhhv
She's already done two cooking/baking streams and both were just like this. Why is everyone expecting her to now use a camera?
>>604974no one gives EN permissions as an excuse to keep fucking ENma raw
https://streamelements.com/bubb4bot/mediarequestrate the playlist
>>6049415ch bros
>microwavegaachama...
>Gura telling people to get the fuck out of her stream if they don't like it
Sora-sama!
How much fucking money will Gura make?
>>604981Give it up anon tophat is tappin that fat white ass as we SPEAK
>>604970How new?
>baking a cake in the microwaveGura...
>>604974Cover don't do shit, they let the managers do everything. So Enma is the useless one
>>605016Impossible meat
Fuck yes SORA!
>>604897what's hinotori?>>604919it's sweet how she caters to her russian fans like that
>>605026Yes we
This is going to be so shitty
>>605032has a lot of good shit, but people will always complain
>>604927oh I thought it was at 7
Gura....no....no......why
>>605022Right here Ayamefriend!
>>604896>Vocal autist hadn't listened to much of Risu's singingI'm honestly surprised but looking forward to his eventual book on her voice.
>>605000>but until thenWhy not appreciate your oshi forever?
Why am I on top of Gura's head?
>>604980thank quu
Gura?I don't think it counts as baking if you don't bake it.
>>604988... Where do you it gets its stats from anon?
mug browniecake bakewtf gary gumjobs
>>604963Just proves that talent and personality > whatever Kiara tries to offer.
>Sora's alien alienThanks whoever requested this
I'm pretty sure someone mentioned mug cakes in this thread. She's HERE she's HERE she's HERE
>>604896
>>605029Gura gains 50 thousand subscribers a week dude. Plus not everybody watches every episode like you.
Anime Songs members of HoloEN 1 also known as Holomyth should sing.>Kiarahttps://youtu.be/Fe566fX9SWwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oS7CU2gq1rYhttps://youtu.be/afXl2o82mmA>Inahttps://youtu.be/sWEc8hpUauQhttps://youtu.be/hHYvw6Wykgchttps://youtu.be/9P5OLF3hSyg>Gurahttps://youtu.be/Q7-va0hr3aYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceKkCXkjfMUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08CPfRABiZs>Morihttps://youtu.be/YQbm0_Va0DYhttps://youtu.be/YsY2BqyPgCshttps://youtu.be/JxeZzHOj8as>Amehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSrrRaVyQHQhttps://youtu.be/UnJa2kZx5GYhttps://youtu.be/K3u5h9cPTBw
>>605015Bonette head shark's diet is like 75% sea weed
>>604962Simply live with the pain.
>>605028cute cat
she got the recipe from /ck/ humor threads
>>605000You mean, she will be loved?
>>604857What a coincidence, ME TOO!
Ame really enjoying Soda-senpai. I really like this cover as well.
Jesas; chumbuds are loaded
>Mori cancelled her New Years stream>now cancelled her Valentines streamReally makes you think. I guess she's too busy and doesn't really care about Deadbeats. Imagine the fags you actually bothered to make a shrine.
recommend me archives to listen to
>add water>microwave for 1 minute15 minute stream?
>>604962
>All you have to do is add waterWhat kind of fucking black magic
>>605075they're not uncommon anon
>>605014It is a good song though.
>>604962It never stops, welcome to the chumbuddies!
>>605055Gura, that isn't how it's done.
>>605086Based /ck/chad Gura
>>605078Then they need to do their reps before making a comment
>>604962Just jerk off to her
>>604963she's kiara>>604966reine, ollie and moona do pretty well
Microwave cake isn't that weird, I thinkThere could be worse things
>GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN
>>605035I am partial to Guracchi myself
>>605092our queen is here
>>604963>good song.It's generic idolshit. Don't be retarded.
>>605064to smell her hair
DYRBI
>>604941Any reaction with Luna song?
>>605097The mix is premade and dehydrated
gura extra gura right now
>>605080>Rave-olutionFucking based Reel Big Fish
>>605010to be fair /pol/ is another beast entirely; anything even remotely involved with politics, let alone American politics will devolve into ceaseless shitflinging
why they gotta do me like this
>>605019Something like "Luna don't look!"
>>605028Thank you large cat poster
Sora is cute
>>605114UOOOOOOH IDOL BELLY EROTIC
>>605124That sounds disgusting
>>605087Gosling bros...
>>604997I understand most of these except The Cure
Mori...
>>605055At least it gets cooked. I made one of those no-bake cake mixes once out of curiosity, and it had one hell of a processed sweet taste
>>604869Wasn't the suicide one a fake (You) bait?
shes probably cooking this or something like it
>>605080Good choicesMori singing Naruto Shippuden's first OP would be pretty kino too (it's a great song even if you hate Naruto).
>dried mangoesGura is a flipSeriously though, do foreigners love this shit so much? They're overpriced as fuck
>>605132Where's Grandpa?
>>605111While bland, those look pretty good
What do you guys think of this alien?
what did I miss chumchads?
Gura already watching her own clips.
>>605092Chumbuds are investing in crypto and Elon made them rich last week.
>>604657I appreciate your wisdom, Hoshiyomi.I figured it would be difficult. Thanks, honestly.
>20:22:38 Yaksha $5.00 Are you #FreeHaato or #HaachamaForever?>I'm #HaachamaForever.
>>605080>Rave-olutionI kneel!
>"Are you #freehaato or #haachamaforever?">Haachamaforever
>>604809Hot damn!
>gura ignores the multiple reds and reads the 20 euro oneAh the Gura gacha is back in full effect
>recommended Ame play a good game like Huniepop on Valentine's Day instead of that pretentious indie shit a couple of threads ago>"I'd be willing to play practically any game, unless it's like Huniepop or something"What the fuck Ame?
>>604963>Good songChicken will never release a good song. If you want the music EN, "actual songs" is down the Mori lane and "actual Karaoke" is over at Gura.
>dead dog SC got skippedkek
thoughts?
>>605153We have those in every supermarket in America dumbass
>>605093This is super bait but you are making it out like she is the only person to ever cancel a stream. Like cmon at least say she went on a date or something
>>604963Why do you care? She still gets a lot of SC. She has more subs than some of her senpais.
guras gonna break her fucking glass desk
>>605094Gura's Konosuba read along.
>>605156I want to FUCK her
Gura is in love with her best friend.
That explains the duet issue, yeah it felt off but I couldn't put my finger on it.
>>605165based?
>>605156I want her to probe my anus
Why is Mori the only one who can't setup a stream? Everyone else hasn't mentioned any problems.
>50k for karaoke>not even 20k for this onechumbabies...
>>605114Looks very fuckable. Sora!
>>605156She's for cuddles and anal sex!
>>605086I think the only thing that would make me fall away from thinking of Gura as wife material would be finding out she posts on /ck/ actively.I've seen the shit they get up to over there. I've been forced to watch Cooking with Jack videos for three weeks now. I don't want to live with someone who thinks Jack is a good cook.
>>605093I didn't make one specifically because I predicted this. She doesn't even care enough to celebrate it on the right day so why should I do anything?
>>605092imagine if people gave you 800 dollars for putting a cake in the microwave
>>605149I mean she already said mug cake like 20 times.
>>605013Could that even be considered "baking"?
>>605156i fucking love this song and its what made me realize all those virtual youtuber girl clips i've been getting recommended are part of one company
>>605010But if it slows them down even a little, 30-60 seconds to reset their modem, that's one fewer schizopost made. And that adds up over time.
>>605062Would you like her singing any less if he claims her singing suck?
>>605177still, ripe mangoes are better.
>>605189Why do people keep making Ame so fucking tall?
>>605173>Why won't Ame play a porn game on stream
>Gura got high and drank coffee before the streamThis is going to be kino
>>604966>Hasn't ID been inclining these days to maxing out near EN SC reading numbers?Anon are you insane? EN are some of Hololive's top earners. Show me a single source for this indog delusion/
>>605094Polka's asmr
>>605094any kiara SC readingmori ASMR streamsina lobotomy corporationgura konosuba readalongan ame watchalong
>>605175Did she read the name?
>>605080Kiara's voice is a perfect fit for Groovin Magic huh
>>605203yea but some anons seemed confused about what that is
>>605086This. I knew it!! I only read those recipe in /ck/
>>605172That's my Gura
>>60515610x better than Iofi
>>605189CUTE
>doesn't own a cutting board>cutting directly on her glass table
gura did you wash your table like you wash cutting boards otherwise it isnt the same you fucking dummy
>>605150Yes.
>>605200Nobody but Jack thinks Jack's a good cook.
>>605022Still enjoying the afterglow of Gura singing.
>>605013>>605208
>>605213dried fruit appeals to her laziness, please understand
>>605080I would kneel so hard if Kiara sang those. Such fitting choices
>>605189she just wants to fuck her, that's how every horny girl is like
>>605153You can get dried fruit like mangos in bulk in Burgerland. Normally the prices are not that bad. Preserved shit tends to be cheaper here due to lack of need to ship things in a timely manner.
>>605150nope
Bros how to know the song is on music catagory?
>>605235she IS the cutting board hahahahaha
>>604869Anon...
>>605224>an ame watchalongUOHH HMMM HEHEHE OOOOO OOOO HHEHEHE HMM HHEHEHE OOOOOOO
>>605156want to have sex with her if you catch my drift
>>605180Is it just a coincidence that she cancels streams on holidays that you spend with your significant other?
>>605176Sora looks to aggressive here, I prefer Aros
this is probably a 16 year old kid throwing his last dollar hoping against hope Gura notices him and goes out with him
>>604966AME PLEASE PLAY BIBLE BLACK, LETS GOOOOOOOO
>>604962Nobody is telling you that youll never be with her but yourself. if you just tell yourself youll never be with her, then you doom yourself to that fate. do your reps unironically. get fit, get real hobbies, make yourself valuable, and eventually you will be somebody that has a chance. and even if it never works out, at least you are now somebody you and your oshi can respect and be proud of.never give up chumbud
>>605208That's a good question. I mean, it's not using an oven, so it's not bakingBut then a microwave is known as a microwave oven, so does that count as an oven?
>>605064Because I already claimed the spot down below
>>605212No because I'm not gonna let someone's opinion change how I feel, but it's interesting to see what someone who spends so much time on voices has to say.
>>605250go to page source and search category
>>604978Watching Gura's cooking stream now and probably have things to do later tonight so it won't be tonight but I will definitely do a write up on Risu one of these days, I also want to check out Moona again. The ID girls are absolutely underrated.
gura is gonna blow up her microwave and cover the entire inside with chocolate
LOL she's getting thousands in SC and she reads the one orange from Selakiir
>>604809The way she's rolling her tongue is the hottest part.
>>605215becuz Gura smol lmao
>>605200i've never seen a single person say jack is a good cook
GURA HURRY SHIT YOURSELF
Why do Japan-ese type the W letter so much is it like a meme or something
Guys my cat died my dog died my dad has cancer my mom died in a plane crash my house is getting foreclosed my girlfriend left me my dog got hit by a car I have super AIDS im also going deaf and blind. Do I SC this to Gura?
>>605092in debts
This is way comfier than a stream with a video where I have to constantly watch for yabs. I'm sure she feels the same way. Gura LOVE.
>>604883>there are girls in these threadsSee you later virgins
So how was Valentines Day for all of you guys? I spent all day with my 16 year old puppy before having to put her down. Kill me.
>>605235>Too lazy to clean her cutting board
>That's not a knife, THIS is a knifehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQmqDlA_hkw
God I fucking hate selakiir
>I'll read them all at the endAlright Gura, you did it once, I'll trust you again
>>605094Miko's Nier playthroughSubaru's Nier playthroughSora's Nier playthroughKiara's Nier playthroughAme's Nier playthrough
REMINDER:>Lucky I'm in love with my best friend>Lucky to have been where I have been>Lucky to be coming home again>Lucky we're in love in every way>Lucky to have stayed where we have stayed>Lucky to be coming home somedayThey are LITERALLY lovers. Antis are running out of fuel. There's nothing left. Only Gurame.
>>604767disgusting
15 percent chance she actually reads the superchats at the end
>>605235Then what's this?https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1341988414091091968
>cake baking with guraooh>in the microwaveWHAT. ogeyI am highly entertained by this bootlegged valentine's day. Even found out the princess of cakes has never baked one aside from in the microwave.
>"I thought we were gonna see a flying controller.">I don't think I've ever thrown a controller, I just bang it against the desk.DYRBI?
oh no, gura is getting dark and mopey
>ROLL FOR THAT CHARACTER *the one they gave you for free*>R-RATE UP IS NOT A LIE>*thinks of how to promote a game she never played*>Uuuhhh... Yeah let's sing! *tries to buy as much time as she can*>booba>*runs away*
>Gura alone on valentines dayRrats. dead.
>>605200What's wrong with /ck/ anon? We're perfectly good people!
>I'll be reading the SCs at the endThis is the only time I wish it isn't true because I need to do my sleep reps...
>if its 1 minute for one packet, is it 3 minutes for 3 packets?Gura is about to make a slime cake
>>605212Of course not but I'm curious to see what his inevitable criticisms are
>>605261I probably would have been like this if vtubers were around back then
Gura...
gura...
PUZZLE FUCK YESThis gives me nostalgia
bros she's just like me
>>605290GURA MY DOG DIED LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>605281didnt he get brain rot from the bad cooking or was that cancer
SC reading! 5 hours stream ikuzooo
>>605256and it so fucking cute
>Gura is making 3 cakes for herselfArchitect bros?
>>605304It's unwashed in the sink because she's a mess.
>nothing in life mattersgooruh...
>>605235I hope Gura invests in a laptop so she can stream from the kitchen.
>>605290i wouldn't have even noticed it was today if not for hololive
>PuzzleBased
>>605261>I’m reading all SCs at the endWell his bet was pretty damn good
>welcome to the NHKbased
I want to be there for Gura on valentine's day...
>>605275SC gacha, Anon
>>605290Why are you posting this here instead of Superchatting it to someone?Sorry for your loss anon.
>>605173Huniepop is a fucking terrible game to play on valentine's day, the mc does a bunch of cringe flirting shit and then he plays a puzzle game and girls' clothes fly off after a few token pickup lineslike I'd at least recommend a real bishojo game with actual dating elements/scenes, you might have a chance of convincing her to play something like that, not just a glorified eroge.
>PuzzleMan, this song always hits me with the nostalgia hard.
>>605325he had a stroke
>>605195Mori probably got screwed by the earthquake. Iirc, her internet is worse than Kiara's, and then add the fact that pajeet coding is really coming through for the ENs and while disappointing, it's not too much of a surprise that she can't stream.
>>605293Holy fuck YTPMVs have aged like a fine wine
>nothing in life matters*joker laugh*
>>605278Ame's only 9cm taller
>>605156I volunteer for first contact.
You can tell Gura isn't very used to spending Valentines' alone.
>>605286>where I have to constantly watch for yabsI think that's just your mental illness causing that.
>[Todd.JPEG]Skyrim SE is $15 on Steam if anyone didn't know...
>puzzleITS THE GOVERNMENT I SWEAR
>>605283it's their onomatopoeia for laughter
This song...
>>605094okayu karaoke is a great bgm
GURA JUST KISSED ME
>>605290superchat it to your oshi
>>605221I'm talking about live viewers ESL-chama. Ame's Super sunday tops out around 3k-4k, which I believe some IDs are getting over their older sub-1k numbers.>>605262??????????????????
>>604926Meds but maybe just a little bit based
>You guys are cute too, sometimes
based shark no bf having and not getting vDay phone calls LIKE A WHORE
Me and my wife Ame love watching Gura
>>605313I mean even if she says that its still iffy it goes that long.
>You guys are cute too. Sometimes.Gonna make it guys.
Reminder that you're not a true teamate if you haven't watched Welcome to the NHKAnd you're not a true deadbeat if you haven't played Persona 3.
Ina makes all this nice art only to butcher it with jpg and twitter compression
Ame Mama!
>>605258It wasn't even the 14th in nip. So I wouldn't be surprised, not that I care tho
>>605242>2.23MKaraoke already doing its thing...
>Three packets in one mugGura it's not going to work like you hope
>>605322
AAAAAHHH MY HEART
>nothing mattersGura...
>>605310She's alone because she's streaming. She's saving her date for afterward.
>>605200I take comfort in knowing that Gura is actually using 4chan and not just egosearching by being here in /hlgg/.
CUTE
>>605350When she says stuff like this it sounds like she's repeating what her therapist tells her aloud to reassure herself that it's true.
>>605263People always say to get real hobbies, but, what does this mean? It always seems to boil down to "anything other than video games and anime" but like, that's what I enjoy?
>>605364My oshi isn't streaming today
>>605290Did you hold her as she went?It still hurts... It's been a decade and it still hurts...
>>605372Does it have to be OG P3 or does FES suffice?
>>605356I'm in bad company with a few thousand other people, at least.
>>605298I AM THE /U/ THAT IS APPROCHING (the offcollab day is going to be crazy)
>>605013Well those microwave mug cakes are a thinghttps://youtu.be/MmVXLM97YL0
>>605221He means that their live viewers are reaching the same numbers that EN gets during SC readings. This time last year they were all getting indie numbers
>>605305I want the next Gura baking stream to be where she uses an easy bake ovenyes just like Jerma
>>605352I know anon, I was immitating the dumb mindset people have of Gura compared to all the other girls.
>>605372I've been a teamate for more than a decade now? Damn I'm based.
>>605211You've got to take into account the idea of the schizos being in a pressure cooker situation.The most dangerous rrat is a rrat with it's back against the wall. If you put in a half-measure that frustrates them, and gets them more actively IP swapping, they're going to start going even harder on what they post between each IP jump, because they'll think there's nothing to lose if you have to do it anyways.Bottlenecking them without ending them will just lead to making the ones that don't get filtered more hardcore.
>>605290That's a really old puppy huh?
>352 posts>246 IPshhhmmm
DONT OPEN UNLESS YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY MORI ISN'T STREAMING
>>605355Yes because I'm with her
>>605401lmao cuck
>>605173huniepop is garbage
should I watch gura or ame? I can't decide
>>605080>Kiara Groovin' Magic>Ame Rave-olution>Gura Real Folk Blues>Ina Silky Heart>Mori Welcome My FriendIf I hear any of them sing those songs my knees would unironically explode.
>>605372Now that I'm past Satou's age I'm sure going back and reading/watching NHK would break me.
>>605355how does takos feel that Ina is spending valentines with her boyfriend right now?
I did it... now I'm scared...
>Gura in the showerUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>605410based
>>605399Hobbies where you produce instead of consume are more fulfilling
>>605420Both
>>605403FES is good but don't bother doing the sidequest to save Junpei's gf, it's non-canon and goes against the themes of the story.
>>605411My mommy bought this cool pressure cooker and I made rice in it today and I put shredded chicken in it and it tasted so good!!! :)
>Open superchats? No, we're doing pent-up superchats now>SAVE YOUR MONEYBased
>>605022Right here!
Gura talking about her old streams because she can't find conversation topics to save her life is the cutest thing.
>>605283wwwww
>>605268>>605316Good, that is how you should be anons. Don’t let some “professional” tell you what is good and what is not, trust yourself, like what you like.
>>605341Actually my point was she only reads the names of like 5-10 guys no matter how much/little they SCnot so much gacha as frequent flyer miles
>>605290/hlgg/ MY DOG DIED LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>605355At least she's actually spending Valentines' with her fans instead of taking two days off.
>>605283warau = laugh.
>>605408Anya...
>>605402Of course. It hurts so bad. Putting my ear to her chest and hearing silence. Fuck
>>605328All according to keikaku
>>604767>have to keep open over 6 tabs to keep up with the hololive newsThis board was a mistake.
Gura got the coof...
>>605269>Want to request sui-chan cover>Category: gamingSuzie...
>>605355Yeah unlike Ina who ended early
>>605416stop doxxing me
>>605399find something that can let out your creativity. nothing wrong with liking vidya and anime, but you need something that you can talk about that makes you seem interesting and that you really enjoy. I find very few people can make themselves interesting when just talking about vidya, but maybe youre one of the special ones. dont get mistaken, just because something is a normalfag hobby, does not mean its interesting (like watching sports, it doesnt make you interesting)
>>605439But I'm a completionist........
She's still seething about that blaze snipe.
>>605222sauce?
>>605372https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOTFVhfDBCk
>>605160wow, I'm that easy to read huh.
>>605443I kinda like it to be honest. It's almost like talking about memories with a friend.
>>605173Huniepop is shit
>>605283the absolute state of /jp/
>very viscous UUUUUUOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH
UUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT BEGINS
>>605153>Gura is a flipDamn now that's an ancient timeloop.
>these soundsuuuooohhhhhhHHHHHHHH
>Ame streams a game about a break up>Gura "bakes" you a cake using a microwave>Mori disappearsH-Happy valentines
>>605416Deadbabies......
>this is so thickUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH! T u T
>It's thick and viscousYou bet it is
These sounds....Gura...
What's stopping Gura from just giving Gordon Ramsay the middle finger and making her own cooking show?
>>605487>/jp/Anon?
Gura is beating my cock UUUUUUOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>605416Who are the top babies in Hololive?Chumbabies and Towa baby are obviously S tier.
Don't close your eyes. It's dangerous.
You think there will be a decent amount of supa sunday left by the time Gura ends assuming her stream is like three hours long? I wanna listen to Amelia tonight too.
>Gura tells this story to her mom before she tells it to chatChumbros... How do I become Gura's mom?
MAKING CONCRETE IN A MUG WITH GURA LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO
>Is it supposed to be this thick?>squish sloosh
>>605328Seems like things are, ahem, shaping up nicely.
>specifically ban boyfriend in chatIt's still haunting Ame....
>>605487whats a /jp/?
sticky...
These sounds are making me feel funny
I WOULD BAKE GURA'S CAKE IF YOU ARE PICKING UP WHAT I AM PUTTING DOWN
>>605349There was one of Kiara not long ago that I was going to share in response but I cannot find it to save my life
>>605411>Bottlenecking them without ending them will just lead to making the ones that don't get filtered more hardcore.But isn't that sort of high-level narrative what led to us outing Shadowmanlet? He got nailed down, got frustrated and rageposted, then made a fatal error that led to a permaban. Not to mention, it would likely lead to discussions rather than flailing in the dark for a bogeyman to blame.
UUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>605439P4 arena disagrees
>>605412Very. I'm so lucky. No people food for her, walked her every day, and then carried her for her walks when she couldn't walk.
>>605290unfortunate but youre just begging for a LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO reply
>>605399Try a one that creates something like carpentry, minuature building/painting, plamo, drawing, painting, etc. Yhe feeling of acomplishment you get when you have something in your hands that you made and taht is good, dwarves most achievements from a game.
>>605508based
I just came back from a shower Wtf happened?When will Mori stream?
>ew its sticky...
>>605173Ame should play Katawa shoujo, it's like an inverse Hololive
>>605525
>>605512She had about 2k supers to read. She'll be here a while.
>>605493I will always remember people saying she had to be ESL because there's no way she wouldn't flub so many basic wordsLOL
>>605439Calling it a sidequest is generous anon. All you have to do is pick the right dialogue choice like 3 times.
>>605399Productive hobbies or hobbies that actually get you out interacting with the real world and especially other people. Internet socialization just isnt as fulfilling as living in reality.
>>605496>Ame streams a game about a break upWe're currently spending 8 hours with her anon
>>605503At least Gura can melt cheese so nothing
>>605080>Black Paper Moon*fullGod, it's been ages since I've heard that song
>>605540susan happened
>Gura confirmed Wisconsin
>>605156The first thing humanity will do when they find humanoid aliens is trying to fuck it.
k-gurasling
>Wisconsin mentionOnce in a lifetime moment for us!
>>605443>You get home from work and find Gura in the kitchen preparing a microwave cake>She starts telling you about her minecraft stream, all the exciting things that happened in it and her reactionsHow do I find an autistic shark gf?
>>605283grass
>people language checking GuraThey know she's a grown woman, right?
>>605290My dear dear cat died exactly 1 year ago, on Valentine's Day last year. Stay strong anon.
>>605312GET OUT OF HERE, JACK, I WANT TO WATCH GURA, NOT THIS
>>605487how old?
>>605002fingerblasting your ass
>>605551imp-unity
Beat me up! Beat me up Gura!UOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>605519Since your shitposting in her chat, test if /vt/ is blocked
>>605296Who has the best one?
>>605487wwwwwwwww
>>605540>Wtf happened?Internet issues.>When will Mori stream?Unknown.
THE RRATS
holy fuck gura my dick
>>605462She still gets 1k+ viewers from time to time whenever she's not kneecapping herself
RRATS
RRATS?
>The rratsSHES HERE!
>the rrats
>>605283really, anon? 笑う>>605290Was okay. Had chocolate almond squares candy, a perpetual smirk on my face due to Kiara finger blasting my sides, listened to Gura sing Wellerman and now I'm hoping you feel alright, anon.
no not the RRATS gura
>>605156https://twitter.com/MM95344300/status/1360866522709651456SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
Gura what the fuck is going on in your head
the rrats are going to lick my face clean!
THE RRATS.
>the birds are gonna come, or even worse.. the rrats
rrats mentioned!
The rrats will come
>the rratsShe's here!
The rrats
>The rrats
>>605517danjyarasuri beesudo
>>605561Uh. Hopefully she doesn’t translate that
>>605536Its okay
Why is Gura cooking so lewd?
>the rrats are gonna come and eat your facewhat did Gura mean by this?
>>605519you mean just the word? Interesting
>>605561gooksling...
>>605479https://mobile.twitter.com/TamakiKan/status/1360915606908719106?s=20ORUYO
>>605561BASED
>>605557I need an explanation. Her twitter post doesn't explain anything
.......
>Or even worse the rratsSHES HERE
>>605512Yes, most likely will still have several hours left even after Gura is done unless Gura is planning an extended stream.
>>605578Yes
>lick your face clean
>>605512Ame's going to be on for 7 hours at least.
Fellow chumbuddies, I don't get the point of Gura's cooking stream, or at least her style of doing it.It's just a zatsudan, we never get to see the process. Yes I know we all would listen to her doing anything, but this is still a weak stream topic.
NO DON'T LICK ME RRATS
>>605567That shit is still clucking.
>>605615yeah
time for gura to take a piss
>>605546IIRC she said it was depressing, and she didn't finish it.
>>605597I've been thinking of this picture for a while now
Why is Gura so hyper now?
>>605298Dude I hate that song so much
>>605470a lot of them do that, I don't understand itI can't request Towa's Black Sheep because it's under GamingIt would make sense if it was just a matter of habit or something but AZKi and Watame's cover on AZKi's channel is also categorized as gaming
>>605629She's just being autistic shark anon, don't think about it too hard
did someone say RRATS?
>>605080Imagining Ina singing Black Paper moon makes me really happy for some reason, I can only wish...
>>605503Pasta. Bit of salt in the watah. Stops it from sticking. IN
>>605019>>605123https://rio2016.5ch.net/test/read.cgi/jasmine/1613318598/Gooruh karaoke reactions starts at post 816
Ame playing Bayonetta just to spite someone would be pretty hilarious.
>Don't try Bayonetta it's too hard for youFucking kek!
>>605599
>>605629it'll be better when it's in stereo but i like it a lot like this
>>605428Pretty good, considering I'm literally Ina's boyfriend.Pic related, it's me.
>>605290Sorry to hear that anon
>>605643She gets a huge adrenaline rush from her karaoke streams.
>>605629Because it’s cute
gura's neck is long as hell.
>>605558Black Paper Moon is 7 years old by the way.
goddammit Ame
>>605629She likes it, anon. That means I like it.Any other questions?
Ame please give me more...
>>605629it's all about the imagination, friend
>>605581God fucking damnitAaaaaaaaaShit FaggotsRetarded asians can't into internet againFuck Fuck duck fuxhh
>>605643she had s** w*** j**
>>605665>when she sees your dick
I love Reine!
>>605540
quiet, low tone ame is so fucking sexy
>>605629I'm here for Gura being extra bratty when she bakes.
>>605377Use :orig
>>605566Got diagnosed with GI cancer when her appetite disappeared suddenly and then within two days she's gone. That realization that its on valentines day thatll youll have to do it is a kick to the soul
Mori's stream actually isn't happening is it
>>605567
Why the fuck does YouTube recommend roommate content on regular Holo streams?
>>605656IS THAT REAL?!
where is the stream link?
>>605561honestly? based
>>605643Adrenaline from karaoke
ESL here. Can someone explain to me Gura's rat joke? I don't get it
>>605656kek
>>605566LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>605691Isn't this guy a lolcow or something?
>>605348And yet every single JP didn't have a problem. Yes the "internet" is why she can't stream.
What's this Snail's House sounding ass BGM Gura has on? It's very cute.
>>605682Me too!
>>605173Hunie Pop is garbo. She should play Rance
>>605667Don't look at Ame's neck if you think Gura's is long...
>>605647a-anon?!
>>605525sex
>>605621Bitch! Start working and get those Bamco permissions!!
Holy shitAme Whispering
>>605578Risu's Nier playthrough
>Why are you making this face
>>605643she ate all of a box of strawberries except for three of them
>>605072>personality>Inalmao
>>605407Good idea. I'd watch that. I used to have one of those as a kid and only got to use it like twice. Didn't know who Jerma is.
>>605416NOOOOOOOOO!! NOT THE LITTLE ONES!!!!
She's really addicted to Valheim
HAVE YOU PLAYED THIS GAME I'M BEING PAID TO PROMOTE?
>>605659GO AWAY BURRITOAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>605629It don't really get it eitherI have fun with by closing my eye and visualizing a dumb shark fucking around and in the kitchen while trying to make small talk
>>605620>>605540Internet issues. It's unknown if she'll stream todayDon't worry, fellow Deadbeat. Maybe she'll stream. Tomorrow...
>"I'm down on my knees, I wanna take you there">"In the midnight hour I can feel your power">"Just like a prayer you know I'll take you there">Is this song an innuendo or something?
>>605561Why are people saying this is based? Sure if he posted it here it’d be based, but donating it to get read is autistic and will just be awkward to read.
>>605597AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SORA SEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
They should be able to get permissions to play Valheim
>>605618>pink and blue pubesi've seen this before, is this the same artist, or is it just a trend for clussy art?
>>605578Risu
GURA HAD A STROKE JUST LIKE JACK
>>605620deductive reasoning:1. Mori wasn't able to tweet out her status2. Only way to show she's alright was to SMS KiaraTherefore; Her Internet is scuffed. Network Infrastructure possibly damaged during the quake
>>605723>COUNTER trap cardAbsolutely dogshit and worthless
Does cover have Valheim permissions? Just play it on strem, Gura
>>605730Me too
Gura needs a L2D update
>>605635Ja/ck/ is more parasite than man.
>>605629It's easier to imagine Gura doing the baking when there isn't someone in fucking gloves that I don't care about on screen.
>two streams cancelled this weekM-mori love
"Oh god I think I'm Fallinnnngg~ for Ame"
>>605692Liking and disliking stuff causes it to spread.
>>605691YAMERO
Is Valheim a good game?
>>605691Do g*rmans really
>>605643She drank coffee
>>605640>depressing??
>>605667Now look at all the other Live2d models
CUT HER MIC
>>605496The game is about finding happiness and loving yourself. Even if its pretentious, the message is clear. If you don't love yourself, you shouldn't bother looking for a relationship, and even if you do, maybe you'll be happier in solitude.
>Gura's been playing a non-bethesda RPG gameTodd-sama...
>>605621>tfw will never exchange your homegrown roses with Enma's chocolate
WHAT'S IT CALLED?????????????? CHUMBUDS WHAT THE FUCK?????
>>605719right? She doesn't even need to ASMR
OH FUCK THEY GOT TO HER
>>605732SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU JADED FUCK
>>605688I did, doesn't matterhttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/EuOrnftUYAU1HpF?format=jpg&name=orig
GURA LOVE
>>605173Huniepop is the single most cringe game ever created
>>605732she's not though
>>605643whenever she sings, she goes god mode
G-Gura??
>Ame gonna change her ringtone so it'll sound cool when it rings. Won't tell what it will be
Give me chocolate, gura.
>>605669Thank you Ui mama for reminding me of the years that have gone by
>it uses this technology called--WHAT GURA, WHAT IS IT CALLED? OH JESAS IT KILLED HER
>>605173Listen I know people don't like Huniepop, but listen, Audrey saves the game. I fucking love that bitch.
Is Gura having a stroke?!
>>605760small indie company, please andastand.
>>605680Could be technical issues due to the quake yesterday, like maintenance or something. Or Youtube being retarded. Just be patient.
CALLED WHAT GURA
>>605730I've put 20 hours into it since Thursday. It's a really good game.
>gura is more popular than you>gura is more talented than you>gura is richer than you
I cant believe Gura is fucking dead!
>>605759She's way better at shilling Valheim than PriConn, I'm considering buying it.
FUCK THEY FUCKING GOT HER BROS
....Gura?
gura.....
Well the microwaves finally got her
It has been 1 minute since Gura got kidnapped.GURA LOVE!
TELL ME THE TOP SECRET TECHNOLOGY GURA
GURA???
>>605771yea, especially if you've got friends to play it with.
GURA????
>>605692>discordnigger uploads it>shares it in server and boosts views>YT thinks it’s popular so it recommends it more>normalfags and people like us notice and dislike the video>increased engagement causes it to get recommended moreThis continues until it is taken down
Is Gura dying?
GURA JUST SUFFERED A STROKE LIVE ON STREAM
So we have cowboy Gura, Captain Gura and, if she gets Valheim permissions, viking GuraIs there anything this shark can't do?
Remember, microwaves jam signals
SHE KNEW TO MUCH, BIG MICROWAVE GOT HER
>>605650What's this thread? Did 5ch /hlg/ split as well?https://rio2016.5ch.net/test/read.cgi/jasmine/1613345164/
>>605758She said no on the karaoke stream but they should be able to get it.
Gura is DEAD
/ck/ ain't got shit on Haachama
>>605771It's just the usual FOTM early access survival game
KLAIUS GOT HER
>Valheim is a co-op gameSo rrats, who has she been playing with?
GURA?!
JII-SAN FOUND HER
did gura burn the cake..?
GURA!? GURA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I MISSED THE FIRST HOURAnything fun happened?
Gura knew too much about microwave tech... she had to be stopped
link whereLINK WHEREWHAT IS HAPPENIGN
It's kind of weird how their models don't have idle animations, no?
gura...doko...
>>605529He is a very lucky exception to the rule, because he's an idiot who doesn't understand how to evade. I know for sure because I've been checking up. Me and one of the other anons here are the guys who sniffed him out in the first place, back in /jp/. But if there was a more dedicated schizo that got caught in that, they would be here every single reset spamming that kind of shit until the actual alphabet boys got involved. The only lucky thing about that disgusting waste of human flesh is that he didn't end up becoming a Barneyfag level schizo on the spot with that, or everything would be fucked. The number one priority should be to avoid allowing something like that to ever happen again by catching it early.
>Gura fucking diedOH NO
>>605436I cook dinner out of a meal kit every other night. Every once in a blue moon I make posters for shows I like, though not regularly. I mean, does that qualify? I feel like the line seems kind of gray between hobby and just things you do every once in a while. Maybe I'm just overthinking it.
NANI YATTENDA....GURAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!
THAT GIRL GOT THAT VI-I-I-I-RUSSHE STUCK IN TIME
Did the ojisans find her?
IT'S HAPPENING SOMEONE'S BREAKING INTO HER HOME
>>605775>>/jp/thread/S30673286#p30674422
>>605578Risu has given the game some real attention.>Like a prayerMan I love this song
her house is burning down
Gura?!
>>605519Nice narrative faggot, I just tested it with a throwaway. Kill yourself, it's still up, unremoved, on top chat.
>>605771Do you rike building autism that surprisingly good structural physics?Do you like some semblance of challenge in your survival monster fighting?It's a really good game, considering its still in EA, for 20 bucks and only 1 gig to install.
>>605732If she was being paid, she'd be fucking playing, not hoping for perms retardchama
>>605578Risu humming along to the ost is amazing
>>605691AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT'S LIKE I'M BACK ON /ck/
the oven cake cartel got to her
we will never learn how microwaves work.....
Guys... I'm worried
Concernfagging now......
>>605842you can literally play it solo
CIA GLOW IN THE DARK NIGGERS GOT HER
This is kinda creepy...
GAWR GURA IS FUCKING DEADI REPEATGAWR GURA IS FUCKING DEAD
>>605561>>605617>It's real
she got attacked by rabbid dogst.rabbid dog
For cute Valentine's couple
WHAT'S HAPPENING AAAHHH
>>605851they still breathe
>>605640I personally found it uplifting as fuck
GURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
sneed
Gura... died...
>>605691I still don't know if he is doing performance art or he's honestly some autist who thinks he can cook,
Thoughts on Ame's>I SEE I SEE I SEE
>Sneed
Do you guys have high hopes for EN Gen 2? It's going to be good, right?
>>605859KLAIUS IS UNHAPPY GURA DIDDNT WISH HIM SPECIFICALLY A HAPPY VALENTINES DAY, HES COMING FOR HER
This is just her masterful plan to turn a one minute microwave cake bake into an hour-long stream
>Sneed feed and seed
>>605837Does Haachama get threads on /ck/? If not, we should temporarily translocate there next cooking stream, for shits and giggles.
WHAT THE FUCK
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>Sneed's feed and seed, thank you
GURAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>605866then it's a manual ban then
HOLY FUCK GURA
UOH?
UHHHHHHH GURA IS PREGNANT UHHH SEX
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST GURA
UOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
SHE FUKIN PLAYED US.
UUUUOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MAKING BABIES WITH GURA
>And that is how babies are made
fuck i missed the birds and the bees chat with gurandma
>That is how babies are madeUOH?
KEK
kekbased gura
>>605851They have a passive breathing animation.
I MADE A BABY WITH GURA
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>605416Why are you posting our child?
How do you fuck up a mug cake...
>>605581>>605348>>604905>>605737>>605756>"internet issues">every other JP that actually wanted to stream both yesterday and today didShe should just come right out and say she doesn't give a shit and didn't want to do the stream.
GURA I DON'T GET IT HOW ARE BABIES MADE
GURAAAAAAAAAA!
>>605834no idea all i know is they got put in a containment board for raiding unrelated threads
ALSDHFALSHDFLAKSDHFGUUUUUUURRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Did she prank us
why do these niggers do this
>>605629Miko's format is similar and I prefer it. The only difference is that she periodically takes photos of the dishes and puts them up on screen. I find it comfier and it sort of retains that barrier between the character and the person.
GURA'S PUFFY CUNNY
>>605777Roboco's beautiful voice and legs negate her long neck debuff.
>And that is how babies are madeUhhhh, what?
>And that is how babies are madeWait, I feel like I missed half the lesson, chef
THIS GODDAMN BRAT
PUTTING A BUN IN GURA'S OVEN UOOOHHHHHHH
>You shouldn't play... don't play our streams on speaker!Ame embarrassed that anons neighbor heard her!
Gooruh...
>abandons stream for a few minutes>and that is how babies are madeRrats?
>>605651Perhaps I need to SC her to avoid it at all costs then. Wonder if she'd get filtered by Bayonetta.
>>605917then you deserved it
>>605811The way she talks about it every stream is cute and Im glad she loves the same game Im currently hooked on to right now.Try it anon, if you like survival/building/viking monster fighting games. Its only 20 bucks too.
gura you didn't grease the pan...................................................................................................
>>605909It gets banned on sight, which is funny since they have no problem with threads about other youtube meme cooks.
SNEEDBROS WE WON
Gura revived.
Did gura really mute for the microwave
>>605917what was your message?
I nearly shat myself gura
>>605842Coco
>>605872I actually do that with boiled eggs, but I have to make sure they're not broken, otherwise it will be like that webm.
>>605888Cute!
>>605618Arigato
>>605691I genuinely let out a scream when she took that shit to her mouth. Fcuk.
GURA JUST HAD SEX WITH HER MICROWAVE
>>605650THANKS BRO
>>605968Based
>HER BOYFRIEND CALLEDHER BOYFRIEND CALLED>HER BOYFRIEND CALLEDHER BOYFRIEND CALLED
She doesn’t even realize she died lmao
>>605898Cover's scouting team is top notch. I don't have anything to worry about.
>>605629I wish she did it the same way Ina does. It'd be better
>>605959gura CHUMMED in ame through discord
>>605968It's a mug cake, it doesn't come out
>>605689Bless her soul, anon. And yeah, I can't quite look at Valentine's Day the same now.
>>605866based
GURA'S SWEATY GAMER WRIST UOOOOOHHHHHHHHH
>>605970Hilarious, but fair.
It's nice to see that people enjoy Valheim. I mostly use /v/ and they're losing their minds about it right now, can't tell if the popularity is real or not.
>>605989Yeah I did
SWEATY DIRT EATING GURAAAAAAAAAA
Gura wtf
>>605968>PanIt's a microwave cake... I don't think it even matters at this point
wtf is that typing/geiger counter sound going off is that part of her BGM
>>605990It was a bit
>>605975>>605962not my message. I just saw it. directed to Ame. all caps.x
Gura eats dirt...
>>605945I think they are actually confused and think the en tag is for showing that you are an English chatter or some retarded shit like that, only explanation
GURA WHY
>>605994gura's instantiate cock...
gura...the pesticides...
>>605945all me
>>605938You should just hang yourself, Chilean.
>>605629she is inexperienced, please understand
>>605945You know you can set per-channel defaults. I've disabled the TL pins on the ENs because of twats like that.
What the fuck gura
>>605959good thing i was quick
>>605989Sorry, I had to make sure she's ok.
>>605970I can sort of understand /vt/ content being nuked on sight on other boards.
>>605832Aww, too bad
>>605977This would actually be Kino
WTF GURA
>>605822>yeaNice maybe I'll try it out>especially if you've got friends to play it with.Fuck... Nevermind..
What was she about to say
>>605989J-J*y ?
SWEATY GAMER WRISTS UOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH
Chumbuds...What's wrong with our oshi?
SPIDERS INSIDE GURA.
>unironically got scared she got a stroke or something>and she only left for a few minutesWhat the fuck is my problem?
Does anyone know if Ame turned on the online functionality in Nier? Don't remember if she mentioned it when she streamed and I didn't see any superchats telling her to in this week's pastebin.
she doesn't wash fruit, what the fuck. you're eating pesticides Guraaaaaaaaaa
gura still eats sand wtf
Mori slept in didn't she
GURA STOP TALKING ABOUT SPIDERS IN FRUIT
WHAT DO SOME PEOPLE WEAR GURA, AND WHY DO THEY WEAR IT?!
>>605917and you deserved it, retard.
I hate this
>>605990She muted herself intentionally anonchama
>>605989Do you think Jay cummed inside her today?
Ame...
>>605989>her boyfriend is a microwaveBros...
YAMERO GURA
>>606016>Geiger counter>GuraYou know exactly what's about to happen
>which one is the modem and which one is the routerGAMER OF HOLO EN
>>605968Learning from Haachama, the master of not using oil.
What the fuck since when are spider grapes a thing
>>606052nothing, she's perfect
>my sister just handed me a bowl of grapesgura why...
Gura is making me paranoid
>>605938the deadbeats making excuses for Mori are the same ones that shit on the rest of EN for taking a stream off when they feel sick
Imagine using a microwave to bake a cake. What a whore
>had to take a shit so I'm relying on /hlgg/ to tell me what's going on in the streams no I don't have headphones because my fucking phone doesn't have a headphone jack >"GURA DIED!!"WHAT THE FUCK AM I MISSING
>spiders burrowing into grapes>What is this? EW!What the fuck is wrong with Gura's kitchen
>>606059dont forget about the wasps that are inside figs
>hey you guys like fruit right>ever hear about bugs and spiders burrowing into it?
>the protein that bites back! GOLDFISH!
>>606014what was the message though?
>>605989>/v/ POSTING/v/ POSTING>IT'S KEK POSTINGIT'S KEK POSTING>EVERYTIMEEVERYTIME
>>605998Thanks anon
bananas spiders are super venomous
>>606054Your normal everyone else thought that after 10 sec to.
>I don't wash strawberries>SpidergrapesJesas Gura
>>606082you must have eaten so many...
>>606014All caps triggers the autoban
>>606087go back
>>606085why are with your sister on valentines day
>>606027your brapper will never be accepted here.
>>606055I think she turned it back on after she got some SCs after the first stream.
>>605834If I'm remembering another anon's explanation right>5ch mods on their home board got sick of the neverending niji/holo raids between each other>booted them to their own board made for them>nijis moved, but the holos didn't want to share a board with the nijis so they jumped between a few boards>accidentally caught a fuckton of off-board retards who are following their caravan around as they settle a new boardSounds like some retarded shit, but TL;DR, their thread is as stupid as the /jp/ kata thread when it comes to accepting change.
>>606014>all capsthere's your answerThe only things Ame has filtered is "/hlgg/, /jp/, 4chan, go to sleep, ALL CAPS, connor"She doesn't even filter her old persona
The extra protein is a hidden bonus, goora
>>606055I'm pretty sure she read someone saying to turn it on, but there hasn't been corpses on stream
>your girlfriend Gura wants to bake for you>microwaves a cake>it's filled with bugs
>>606069Jay was playing Yakuza in england with his girlfriend ((you)) today
I would’ve gotten away with it too if it wasn’t for the fucking security alarm!
>>606058doubt it, she just delays the frame in such circumstancesif she says something technical is fucking up there's little reasons not to believe, we seen her internet being shitty and flaky with AWO and Minecraft
Who even uses a modem anymore? Modern routers of the last several years have the modem built in.
>>605756Her roommate had no problems tweeting yesterday.
>>606078I mean, better than Gura who didn't even know what a modem looked like.
>>605691I have watched this shit once in my life, that was enough to make me feel my skin crawl whenever i see that thumbnail FUCK!
>>606093you missed nothing
>I have no feelingGura?
>>606100Kek it’s been a long time since I thought about Gura knocking herself out
>>606126Ollie's getting a sister?!
>>606082Google grape black widow box. I inspect my grapes at the store closely after witnessing that.
>It's ok, I have no feelings leftGooruh...
>606049>605989>606069Why are cuckposters like this?
Gura did that thing they did in Men in Black
>>606089jej
>i have no feeling leftGoomba ...
gura what
>>606065same
>>606070>>606072Gurame...
>>606115She always is, no matter how you delude yourself.
>>606049>>606069you missed these meidochama
>Ame doesn't watch her sempaisAme doesn't watch her sempais>Ame doesn't watch her sempaisAme doesn't watch her sempais>Ame doesn't watch her sempaisAme doesn't watch her sempais>Ame doesn't watch her sempaisAme doesn't watch her sempais
spiders in grape? what the fuck?I did find a weird worm inside a potato this week but inside a grape sounds unlikely
>>605369who did get a phone call?
Is Gura dead inside?
>>606126Ghostgirl confirmed
>>606126>corpsesollie...
>>606143She's talking about how she got blisters on her fingers practicing ukulele
yes third degree burns canif it's at the blister stage it's only 2nd degree
>>606126>corpsesMORE ZOMBIE IDOL FOR GEN 2
>>606136Extra protein
>>606112good one anon, really got me there
gura trying to evade the police
>>606120I still want to know if /vt/ is filtered
>>605853I may have been one of the first ones to make the connection. He definitely linked me to the cause of his banWe were lucky Barneyfag didn't stay and only checked us out for a single thread.So what you're saying we're stuck with perpetually slaying smaller rrats? Even so, they'll use something like the j** yab the literal INSTANT it happens, the fallout from that didn't settle for 2-3 weeks. They just don't relent, ever.It's frustrating to be this powerless, man. With SEAniggers and Chinks alike. I just want a Gura and Coco collab...
>>606126Oh no
>>606120>connorMy ame can't be this based
>>605567>>605691I was expecting a jumpscare. Consuming the raw beef was within the ballpark enough.
Why are /v/ and /hlg/ here?
>>606160based
>>606127>>it's filled with bugsI'd expect nothing less from Todd's daughter
>>606078Honestly? I don't know the difference either and call the same device by both names, people seem to understand me anyway.
>Not showing any live footageWhy does Gura half-ass literally everything? What an irresponsible gremlin she is.
>>606042Some one needs to tell her about the game
>>606093I can't believe Gura is fucking a microwave on stream...
>spiders inside grapes>burn your fingers bad>just fucking leaves for 10 minutesGreat vDay chat Gura...
Does Ame even realize she's picked up Ina's Humu Humu?
is she pretending to burn herself or is she actually like this
gura your eigo reps...
>>606174Hi chama
>>606161what?
>>606089kek
>>606150Jesus, imagine dying because of a fucking black widow in your grapes
She is just going to fucking shatter that desk one day.
HARDER GURA! HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!
this is...kinda hot
Yeah daydreaming is a costly pastime time-wise.
I'M TRYING TO POP GURA PLEASE!!!UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
>>606069>>606049transatlantic cock
>>606160"based"
>>606201This is exactly why I fucking love her.
Gura just use oven mittens.... well I guess she cant because she doesn't have an oven
>>606127And you will eat it, right anon?
>Gura in one ear>Kwappi in the otherThis Valentine turned out better than I expected
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHH
>>606201this is exactly what i expect from her and exactly what I am here forshes great, isnt she?
>>606201This is what I watch General Goober for
Is Gura becoming unhinged?
>>606189>/hlg/Bored of /jp/. Know their 2hu board is inferior>/v/Come for Ame.
>Lunch AND $14???
BY THE NINES
/u/schizos?
there she goes... there she goes again...
>SEVENTY DOLLARS TO EAT DOG FOOD?>HELL, I'D DO IT FOR FREEAme...
>>606136A bonus
>>606126>streamUhh I think we're getting a streamer holo, bros...
>by the ninesTOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDD
>>605842me
>By the Nine
>>606158
I once found a spider in a crate of strawberries when I was a kid and instead of killing it I just tossed the crate of strawberries in the freezer and then took it out to see if the spider would come back to life after getting frozenBut instead I found out that the spider laid a bunch of little spiders inside the strawberries so instead of just killing one spider I killed an entire family of spiders that were just being bornAlso Gura is cuter than usual today!
>Burns herself>does it again>blames the 9 divines of all thingsIs Gura really a nord?
>>606138Wow its almost like mobile data exists in this futuristic world we live in.
>>605866try /vt/ but without any message just do /vt/
gura is going to hurt herself. does cover provide workers insurance?
>>606235She always is
>>606197she doesn't have a personal manager in the room with her
>>606134They are significantly worse. They have a lot more points of failures and are usually made up of much cheaper components than their equivalent "separated" devices.The way to go is to set your "gateway" (modem/router combo device) in bridge mode and set up your own router after it.t. level 2 ISP tech support monkey
gura....
>>606203ya ever baked before?
>BY THE NINESTALOSCHAD
>>606197Because she's literally not allowed to do it.
>>606201truly great indeed
Jesus fucking Christ Gura, you're going to fucking kill people with these lines.
BY THE 9HOLY SHIT TODD SHE SAID IT YOUR DAUGHTER SAID IT
>>606138not really. If you noticed, it was just bursts.Also, do consider that her personal phone IS her roommate's. So it's likely that she tweeted when she was outside of her streaming room.
>>606151They always come out when gura does karaoke.
>>606240DID YOU KNOW I'M GAY? NOW YOU KNOW.
>>606235>becoming
>>606193kek
>>606161what did she say?
>>606240>Surprise haha your fans aren't all boysGod imagine being this fucking denseHurrr durrr girls watch vtubers toooo??? Not just boys and transbians???? Fucking CHRIST
>>606134All the combo ones I've ever had were trash. Also it's cheaper through my isp to just provide my own router than use their combo one
There she goes...
>>606055link to pastebin?
todd please control your daughter
>>606240this was written by a biological man
The next coming of Picasso...
>>606256cover provides an iphone and a live2d avatar
>>606250>NineAnon...
I miss the vending machine in Japan...
>>6062400% chance either of them are female
>>606256>does coverNo.
>>606240>GURAAA MY PARTNER AND I ARE DILATING WHILE WATCHING YOUR STREAM LET'S GOOOOOOOOO
>next coming of Picasso
what the fuck is gura talking about
>I'm the next coming of ChristJesus Gura I know your cute but still.
>>606093Why would you buy a phone without a headphone jack
>>606160Nice art
>>606240The gays are getting uppity. First Kiara and then this.
>>606161Based, fuck those whores for not responding on Twitter
>>605827Walk on water, oh shit, she can.
>>606240WOW I DID NOT KNOW FEMALES WERE INCAPABLE OF WATCHING GURA
Why are Gura's cooking streams so good?
>>606235Have you literally watched her at all or do you just post in /hlgg/?
>>606288https://pastebin.com/kv503evV
>>606240Hahahaha don't you get it I'M GAY
>>606253>9 divinesBased only cucks say 8 divines
>>606093>He doesn't have wireless earbudsngmi
>chocolate all over gura
>>606120>old personait was deleted (with delay)
God I want to lick the chocolate off Goorah's face...
>>606252i used to work on a strawberry farm and I saw someone picking strawberries bite into one that was full of mitesit was fucking disgusting but it was so funny
>>606240HEY GURA I'M GGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
>>606236fuck off
>>606304the birds and the b...
>>606240Gura Lesbian Army is behind you LETS GOOOOO
>>606240GURA I JUST MUNCHED MY GIRLFRIEND'S RUG. LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
this is strangely erotic
>>606320I don't even know what board this is I just saw a cute shark on the front page
>>606197First time to a Gura cooking stream? She never uses a camera. She doesn't need too.
>>606291>>606303>Picasso was an artist>Gura loves kitkats and rhythm gamesHoly shit it makes sense
Is no one really going to talk about Gura streaming on her kitchen/has a microwave on her streaming room?
COOK PAGPAG GURA
>>606262I appreciate your knowledge. But for your normal home end user it makes no real difference, right?
>>606240Imagine the smell
Pretty cute idea
>>606278Isn't that every single straight person on Valentine's too? Don't give a shit about any vday post I see
>>606201This is Gura at her cutest
>>606306Why do they make phones without headphone jacks?
>>606316I have no idea how it's consistently this kino 3 for 3 cooking streams now.
>>606313It was wishful thinking, unfortunately.
>>606240This reeks of tranny
JGBFW how was your date teamates?
>>606178I just tried it out, it is not filtered. I am using one account to send and another account to look at chat, and my message of "/vt/" has not been filtered or removed
reminder that doomposters are falseflagging takos
>>606316Because her only true love is trashy American instant or fast food.
>>606256>CoverNo. They don't provide health insurance so they definitely don't do this.
>>606316Because every Gura stream is good
>>606303UUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>606240One day the gays will learn that its not a replacement for having a personality.
>>606324TYbro!
>>606166for me, it's gura: intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor
>>606126so are they putting ollie in en?
>>606240>my partner and Iyep they're both faggots
what the fuck gura
>>606240GURA I'M AN INSUFFERABLE FAGLET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>PUTINs YummyRU BROS LETS GOOOOOO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNS4m7bq9qo
>Ame watched in the pre-permissions Era
>Chocolate on my face
>>606240GURA I'M GAY AND DON'T HAVE A PENIS LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>606240axe wounds God imagine the smell
>poutineFast Canadians.
>I'm a government crafted experiment!>I'm an SCP!
Gura's going wild tonight
>Wouldn't it be funny if I cut my fingertip?G-Gura...
Gura is thicker than she looks
>poutine
>wouldn't be funny if I shot myself in the head on stream hahahahahaWHAT THE FUCK GURA
y-yeah gura, very funny haha...
Subaru ;_;
H-haha, pretty funny Gura...
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
That would be hilarious.
>>606240GURA I JUST CUT MY DICK OFF AND NOW I'M A WOMAN LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>She's thicker than she looks
Yes Ame, it's a good kind of pain.
>wouldn't it be funny if I cut off my fingerno gura no it wouldn't
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH STICK IT IN YOUR MOUTH GURA!
>>606256>>606299"cover does nothing" meme aside, just to confirm, Kiara has explicitly talked about needing to purchase her own insurances and such (context being that she's never had to do before, all other jobs she's had have provided it).
>>606373first half was good, the game was shit
>shes thiccer then she looksdamn gura how much as ame shown you
Ame is an SCP confirmed.
>>606342Fucking kek
UUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH
>gura was secretly the biggest menhera of all
>I wanna stick that in my mouth.. it looks really goodUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
yamero gura
>>606414She's just like me!
>>606293Based elf
>>606435>secretly
>>606377Gonna need to confirm this myself. So going to check the VOD around this timestamp.
>>606339the birds and the bshark
Why does Takamori have the better lesbian fans, Gurama /u/schizos don't even compare to their level of schizo
>>606240
>>606414did she really say that?
>Wouldn't it be funny if I hurt myself?Yes, Gura. It would be really funny.
gura's homemade yogurt!
>>606377Well she knows about this place for sure because of Tower Unite, so does this mean she's forgiven us
what the fuck is she smoking
Gura is so bratty today and I love it. She always gets a little uppity when she's cooking.
>>606332I've had more dealings with strawberries and wildlife than any other fruit that I always find it amazing that people will just go eating strawberries while picking them before washing. They even tell you not to eat them while picking
>made your own yogurtwell
>>606425let's go?
>RegertsPostal stream when
I missed Ame's date stream, did we Gosling?
>>606161>can't understand JapaneseNo shit.
>>606316Because Gura is good at zatsudans. She always has some weird shit to bring up and can interact with chat pretty well. The only people that don't think like this don't watch herand Gura herself
>>606456Yes. Don't look at any other answers
>speaking a regrets have you guys ever made your own yogurt?What the FUCK did Gura mean by this
Why the FUCK doesn't Enma let Gura video record her cooking streams like Kiara and Haachama? What a bitch.
GURT CHADS WHERE WE AT????
gura made her own yogurt out of her vag bacteria
>>606373Good first half followed by a kusoge
>regertsPOSTAL 2 stream fucking when???
>>606435>Secretly
>>606453>tfw accidentally hovered over this and nearly had a heart attack
>>606470Yes.
>>606435Nice try kiara
>have you made your own yogurt????????????
>>606435we knew this all alonghttps://files.catbox.moe/hxbfko.mp4
>>606435Are you a clipfag or something? She's been leaking her menhera for a while.
>>606373Really cuteShe made a lot of valentine card with holo and made #hololove if you want to submit yoursShe also played a pretty sad small game
>>606435>I wanna slam my desk so hard it breaks and the glass cuts up my hand>It would be good contentWe've known for a while.
What is wrong with our girls bros...
>if only you guys could see thisWhy can't we?
>wouldn't it be funny if I HANGED MYSELF ON STREAM AND ALL YOU COULD SEE WAS MY LIVE2D SITTING THERE MOTIONLESS WHILE YOU HEAR ME CHOKING AS THE ROPE AROUND MY NECK SLOWLY DRAINS MY LIFE AWAYWhy the fuck is Gura like this?
>>606450Deadbeat's shrines were better. Half the cardboard cutouts but triple the soul
>>606466YUBI YUBI, LET'S GOOO
>>606482Kiara had her manager right there in case of any yabHaachama's manager does NOT give a shit.
>>606470BIG time. Way way off baseline
I love this shark so fucking much
>>606508LOLE
>>606483I remember the phase where I would literally only eat this shit
>>606508cute and funnny
>>606498the turn towards the screen gets me every time
>>606477cooking streams aren't zatsudans. she can't handle talking without having something to bounce ideas into her brain
>>606476If I take that off will you die?
>>606450God damn, now that's a shrinepost. I got bfo'ed.
>>606179Unfortunately, that's the price we pay for this format of posting to exist at all. Having no accounts or barrier to entry allows for all the benefits of a site like this, but it comes with all the drawbacks. There will always be a slurry that forms at the dredges of a place like this.It's all we can do to be ever on guard, and hope we can call down the meidos fast. If there was ever a janitor recruitment session, you could try to grab a mop and be more vigilant than the current set, but that's the only path there is to it.At the very least, something like that would be much harder to make stick here compared to /jp/. Look at today; Valentine's Day, the worst day of the year for these kind of rrats, and the majority got killed on sight. That's far better than then.There's no salvation here without completely, fundamentally changing the site itself. All we have is each other, and a stronger ruleset to dismantle them with whenever they come around.
Already cut herself.
Gura......
>>606508she came on a little strong with that one, I have to admit
GURA'S LONG FINGER NAILSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
GURA CUT HER FINGER LETSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
What if Gura is just providing commentary but it's actually her mom doing the baking? I actually heard an old lady voice just now
gura..........
SHARK BLOOD
>>606354Microwave's in her kitchen, she's gone afk to check up on it.
>>606483In canada, they're called Tubes but right here.
Gura... my concernfagging is triggering.
>she cut herselfRETARD
EVERY TIME GURA DOES A COOKING STREAM SHE JUST SPOUTS THE MOST INSANE SHIT
>>606482
>>606508LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>606119Yeh, but why two threads?>【バーチャル】hololive有実況スレ#72【youtuber】 (100)>【バーチャル】hololive葛葉責任取れスレ#59【youtube】 (598)
>>606482Some holos will just take pics of their progress and put them in the stream as they're going. Rushia just did this the other day. It's not a video feed but it's way, way better than literally sound-only, that's lame.
>>606435>secretlyShe is already are
>>606161does it surprise you? she can't understand japanese
>I Just cut my fingergura....
CHUMBUDS I CUT MY FINGER OFF LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
STOP GURA
>>606316Because she can just be herself. Her weird, quirky self
>>606132Yes of course. She's the only JP who has issues and it just so happens on Valentines' Day just like with New Years.
>>606508Haha that's our Gura!
forgive me for stealing another image slot, is testo.
>>606483I used to freeze these and have em as a pop
>over 9000
>Cunny can´t handle a knifeNo wife material
Is Moona having a birthday celebration tonight?
GURA PLEASE APPLY PROPER FIRST AID AND DISINFECTANT WHAT THE FUCK
>>606539Meds
Gura really likes talking about amputation
Or you know you could just curl your fingers while you use a knife like a normal person
>>606365iphones try to start a trend with airpods and removing 3.5mm jacks
>>606508Would unironically be hell considering no one here can do anything to help her. At most only spamming Ame's chat would help. You would be forced to watch your oshi die a slow painful death.
>>606561Fucking top kek
Vegeta what does the scouter say about her age?
>over 9000I know it's technically accurate but still
>>605834
>>605726t.kfpfag
guys I'm scared
Earthquake go shikity shak.
>>606477>The only people that don't think like this don't watch herI used to think this and I watch all of her streams. Some of her zatsudan has been horrible but I listened anyway because I like her. She's been getting much more confident and her talk streams have improved greatly as a result. Some people just have their preferences.
>>606470Not even close to baseline. We've been all decommissioned.
>your girlfriend Gura bakes for you>she microwaves a cake>it's filled with bugs>slices off her finger>references outdated memes
>Peesa Strawberry
>>606551shark brain please understand
Futa loving shark
>>606508Hahahahaha my lovely shark daughter wife!
>>606554It should be possible for Gura to make things generic-enough at least in still photos of the food to not really be findable.
My fucking sides Gura
>>606435I'VE BEEN CALLING IT FOR OVER A MONTH NOW I THINKNADEKO MEDUSA IS GONNA LOOK LIKE A FUCKING JOKE COMPARED TO WHAT GURA IS GOING TO DO
>>606496Would you?
>>606476Y-yeah... Haha
>>606496My dad does this because he hates the sugar added in supermarket yogurt. Homemade yogurt isn't too bad.
>>606569amazing
>>606508can't believe she said this what the fuck gura
GURA IS SO FUCKING FUNNY AND THIS ENTIRE STREAM IS PROOF
So ame hired someone to moderate her chat but the mod is not allowed to show themselves
>>606589>>606588>>606573SHE'S HERE
Why is my oshi so retarded.
>>606597>ah ahKek, never change yellow
https://twitter.com/hawahaetoru/status/1360952828089356296Need Subaru Wife.
What do Americans mean by "not paying your internet bill on time". Isn't it a normal monthly payment.. Like a subscription. It is here anyway. I don't understand how you can "miss" it.
Gura is actually /ck/
>>606508OH SHIT SHE'S GONNA FUCKING DO IT
>BEYOND THE STAGEhttps://youtu.be/mZ0sJQC8qkE
gura once again treating klowse, her number 1 (not debatable) best artist badly againhe donated a big 50 and was ignored like nothing! Why? Let’s not forget that she>barely retweets his art anymore, it’s more like a surprise when she does at this point>ignores his SCs like he’s some random and not a great artist>made a joke of him by calling him “frieeendddd” which was so obvious that even the retarded chat picked up on itKLoose also gets slandered here on a regular basis by jealous retards that cant handle their oshi giving anyone but them attention. regardless, the way that gura is treating klose is the worst and every other en girl treats their artists better. not to mention gura has not commissioned him for anything which is disrespectful considering he’d do high quality work for fairly cheap. in conclusion, gura needs to stop disrespecting the one who gives her the most without anything in return, she is ABUSING his kindness without remorse and this is sad to watch>inb4 t.Klauisretards cant handle that gura isn’t a perfect human being, she messes up and this is one of her mistakes. if she does not rectify this then she has no respect for hololive culture
>>606240>Haha I'm female! Look at me!
If I take them off will she die?
>>606609chumguts_eating.jpg
>>606119fucking mirror world
Did she just fart?
>>606609Ame just said she would eat dog food for free, so it works.
>>606578anonchama...
Gura I have your cream cheese right here UUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>606539I heard it too. I think her grandma is the one cooking.
>>606574A wife isn't a wife unless she has cooking battle scars. Chef hands are full of burns and cuts
>>606634she just said she's a genius
>>606556>【バーチャル】hololive有実況スレ#72【youtuber】 (100)Meant to be for live commenting on streams>【バーチャル】hololive葛葉責任取れスレ#59【youtube】 (598)Meant to be for general discussion Obviously both just turn into commentary, though.
>>606586Fucking hell I imagined it for a few seconds and I would unironically cry, even if it happened to an Holo who's not my oshi
>>606567It's way more likely that mori and only mori has Internet problems than her having a date on Valentine's
The fuck is up with the way Gura and Amelia just go on a fucking tangent and just start talking about some random shit? It's like a super run on sentence but you get to listen to it happening in real time.
>Jam on cakeThe fuck?
>>606477It's a near wonder how good she is interacting with her chat, considering its quality and speed.
>>606642because it's possible to forget things
>>606649It'd be extremely painful
>>606630Isn't it just invisible nightbot?
>>606649It would be extremely painful
Why is there sand? Did Gura just swim ashore and immediately begin this stream?
>>606647t. Kloos
>>606630Everyone has a mod, retard. Ina is the only one that's open about it. How underage are you?
Jam on a chocolate microwave cake... jesas
>>606647t. kalius
GURA'S CUTE HICCUPS!
>>606671do americans really?
>>606653gura farts once in every stream as an easter egg for dedicated hi-fidelity listeners
>>606649I wish!
Just mix the fruit, cream cheese, and jam together Gura. It'll taste better.
>>606647> her number 1 (not debatable) best artist badly againYOU WILL NEVER EVER BE ME, KLAIUS
>Kyou mo kawaii.You always are Ame...
>>606597>Uooooooooooo
>Sulfur
>>606666>6666
>>606567why are you mixing New Years into it when she literally slept over it?and yes, we know her internet is unreliable so if she says her internet fucked up there's no reason to doubt it after previous failures, schizochama
it has NPK and trace elements
>>606681>>606684she's a big girl
>>606609Finally, some good food.
>>606647Gura is literally perfect.
>>606653IDOLS DON'T DO THAT
>>606670I love it when they do it
>>606642For some reason people refuse to set up autopay and sometimes miss it. Barring extreme poverty why they do that God alone knows.
>>606642Sometimes burgers are autistic about not setting up automatic withdrawals so they manually go through and send the money every month.
>>606597based jp bros
>>606670That's normally how conversations go, anon.
Mori...Post something... Please...
>>606685Never buy an organic product anon?
>>606699based and FUCK KLAIUS pilled
>>606561Kiara?
That autistic clapping/tail slapping gets me every single fucking time
>>606684You're a big bird
>>606609Yeah, but imagine the sex.
>>606653(USER WAS WARNED FOR THIS POST)(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
HIC
>>606642Most companies here will charge you extra for "convenience" if you do anything except mail them a check. Then they can charge you if it bounces.
>>606647
>>606647t. Michael Myers
>>606646Ame singing along to it! CUTE!Completely taking a break from reading SCSaying the EN lines!That was great
>>606508Why did I imagine Haachama saying this?
>>606671If you put jam on it, it's pie.
>>606710TIL RBC isn't an idol
>>605283because it looks like something ticklish, so it represents laughter.
>>606666Satan...
>>606529What makes this so, so much worse is that in between your last reply and this one, I saw the exact same set of baits posted twice or trice. Too many fucking newfags can't filter out baitposts. Looks like at the end of the day, unity is all there is.
>>605428>loud bed squeek sounds and moaning happening right now
Stop being so fucking cute Ame
>frozen waffles dipped in jellyI've actually done this before and feel closer to Gura than I ever have
>>606685Gura likes sand and eats sand same with ame
Would you eat Gura's sandy chocolate?
>>606720She just retweeted Ame's Valentines cards.
>>606699>>606727Why? I like Klaius too.But then pretending Gura is not a gacha with SCs would mean he doesn't love her enough.
>>606722Cute
>>606666Thank you for your insight hell.
Survey time!>Your oshi>What does Gura taste like PLEASE I NEED TO KNOW
Distracting Ame with songs to make Supa Sunday even longer!
Gura appreciates me, later losers
>>606720Our boy is getting some. Please thank the deadbeat that's taking one for the team, she really needed this.
>>606699Based doodool
>>606653i didn't hear it
>Gura doesn't like cheeseThat one cheese anon....
>>606647https://vocaroo.com/1ciW1mW327Az
She's more comfortable with a smaller audience, as it should be.
>>606699Madlad came back from retirement for his oshi. What a champ.
>>606642Here in America, when you make a payment, the internet company actually just roll some dice to determine when your next internet bill will be.
GURA.
>Gura heart-to-heart
GURA I LOVE YOU
>>606743It's always cute when she gets fully distracted by a song.
Gura loves me
Chumbuds, she appreciates us.
uh oh, here comes the parasocial
Oh no Gura's getting into a parasocial relationship with us
I love you too, Gura.
GURA LOVES US
>starting to get over imposter syndromePROGRESS
>Gura eats frozen waffles dipped in jellyI just want you guys to remember this. Whenever you are cuckposting about this girl off fucking boys or whatever weird doom fantasies you're having, what she's actually doing is shit like eating frozen waffles directly out of the cold box straight from the freezer and dipping them in jelly, while watching sea shanties on youtube on loop for like 4 hours.
I LOVE THIS SHARK
>>606776Devilish and based
>>606771Fuck surveys, we still have image slots. Post random shit
>>606781Cheese is bad for vocal cords, will ruin her singing voice.
Gura sounds lonely
>>606769sexy Luna thank you
gura CUTE GURA CUTE
>>606719With pauses, yeah. A few minutes ago Gura just rapid fired all of her thoughts about cutting her finger/nail off without breathing at any point.
this dummy is cute
I fucking love Gura!
gura spilling her spaghetti on stream...
I LOVE GURA
>>606642I've been a month behind on my internet bill for years.
Jesus Gura’s chat went brrrrrrrrrr
SHE'S GOING PARASOCIAL GUYS
GURA LOVES US BACK FUCK YOU FAGS
>the more i hang out with you the more "myslef" I feelOH NO NO NO IT'S WAKING UP
Gura loves us!
awww gura
>>606775Shut up and post the stream reservation Mori
its over guys, I love guraWHAT DO I DO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
A parasocial relationship that goes both ways
>>606775GOD I WISH THAT WERE ME
>Microwave cakeDo americans really?
>>606647Shut up Klaius.
>>606809i love her so much
GURA WE LOVE YOU ToT
>>606671It's not a foreign concept (think fruit or fruit preserves), but Gura really is going wildcard on this cake like a kid in the kitchen. >>606685Oh that's all? She had me under the impression that there was an inordinate amount of it lying around. >>606697you ever put all that on a bagel?
>>606670I do that when I talk to myself.
Gura carefully avoids saying the l-word. She appreciates you. She will never love you.
>>606809what a weird ass bitch
>>606815
>>606769https://twitter.com/himemoriluna/status/1350966899144855556
Gira is slowly falling into the reverse parasocial relationship trap Polka and Mori fell into
Gura...................................
Thought
I love you too, Chef !
>>606802>>606803>>606801>>606799GOOD
>>606809dont forget cooking eggs on the bathroom floor
GURAAAAI LOVE YOUUUUU
>>606847Some are decent but yeah they're for people who can't cook too well
>salmon flavored cream cheese>expiredGura is going to be sick
Chumbuds... she's too adorable
>>606655I need this become emoji.
I love you too Gura!
>>606831This is what I've been waiting for
>>606647t.Klauis
I M A G I N E
>>606769Man, Luna usually does absolutely nothing for me, but wow, the way those breasts are drawn is fantastic.
>>606699based
>>606847only poorfags do
>It might have expiredGooruh why...
IMAGINE?
>>606859I'm pretty sure she has said it before
I fucking love gura
Gura is such a sweetheart!
>320 posters>161 posts until the thread is archived>65 image slots available...guys, what is going on?
>>606874I almost mentioned that too yeah
IMAGINE
>>606706UUUU
>>606815Soundpost...
>>606809Fucking weirdo. I love her
>>606871Hot
>>606871The chair looks like a person, it's creepy
I du not believe it. Gura doesn't love me!
Wait.. In the microwave?
so whats the order on the gen4 idol costume reveals?
>close your eyes and imagineI already do Gura
>>606847There's also no-bake cakes. They're shit though
whip some sugar into that cream cheese unless you want your cake to be sour gura..
GURA IS GOING THE POLKA MENEHARA ROUTE BOYS
>3D cooking streamKEK reminds me of pic related
Gura why is there so much expired food in your fridge
she improved a lot, I'm glad she's aware of it
Collecting Ame's debt!
First time watching Gura since her debut. Why did she switch her BGM?I like this one, it's cute.
>Ame couldnt afford to pay a 60 dollar bill
yeah Gura imagine if you interacted with your senpais haha that would be funny
FUCK YOU COOF FOR TAKING AWAY GURA'S 3D STREAMS
Poor EN really thinking they are getting 3D
>>606847People who can't cook improvise.
>Holochefwho would be the judges
>>606871Holy shit, I thought the chair was making a smug face
>>606859Give it time, from debut I would’ve thought she was the least likely to develop a parasocial relationship but 2021 Gura has been proving me wrong
SHES COOKING FOR ME, DO YOU RIKE IT?
>>606916Glad I wasn't the only one thinking this.
NOOOOO GURA DON'T GO INTO PARASOCIAL BAT SCHIZO CAN'T MAKE IT
PEKO MIKO PEKO MIKO
>>606928ant hands wrote this post
>>605472How new?
>>606809Ikr? She's amazing I love her so much
haha yeah yagoo funny asian reddit man
>>606809God I love her
>Gura's dream full EN 3D collab: Cooking contest>Ame's dream full EN 3D collab: Getting the shit kicked out of her by the other girlsThe duality of (wo)man.
>>606771NNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>606647shut the fuck up klaius, your art is average at best par with Lofi
PEKO PEKO PEKOMIKO MIKO MIKO
Gura has the best ideas. Too bad she's so LAZY
>>606900gura is too quotable
>peko MIKOPEKO miko>peko MIKOPEKO miko
this stuff is actually really good, but the kind Dunkin Donuts used to have was better
>Pekomikobased
>>606874And pizza in the bathtub water
>Ame vibing to pekomikoAlso eating up images
I love Gura so, so much
>>606868Gira...
>>606928what is this, an image for minos?
you arent using your images so im taking them for my soundposts. i am winning.
>>606928AAAAAH ANON I'M GOING TO KILL YOU
>>606900I need to relax after becoming Gosling.
>>606900-1! Hoocha!
Gura really REALLY looks forward to having a 3D and doing idolstuff huh?
>>606859>>606898https://files.catbox.moe/k7d5zs.mp4
>>606642Some other anons already hit on it and I don't understand it either. There's a lot of people who refuse to setup automatic payments, mostly for completely retarded reasons, and then they eventually forget even though the entire situation could have been avoided to begin with.Other people are just poor and can't afford their bills. I know that seems to be a strange concept to some people outside of America. There's a lot of people living in poverty, but I suppose American poverty might be different than poverty elsewhere.
>>606969Shut the fuck up
>>606941How would her tail even get animated?
I love Gura!
>>606926>lives like a lazy slob>probably even more afraid to go out now for fear someone will recognize her
PEKO PEKO PEKO PEKOMIKO MIKO MIKO MIKO
>>606900
pekomiko what
>>606647Niggers really don't recognize pastas, huh.
>>606755It is our strongest X-factor, the one thing that we have here that makes us different from the rest.Treasure it. Let it be the lance that pierces the efforts of every retard who falls against it.No matter what happens, never be tricked into going against it. In that path is only destruction.Our individual people are our greatest deterrent. And they can only stay united if gathered under a single cause, against a known enemy. As long as that holds true, unity will carry us through.
I don't understand American taxes and stuff. In my country the government does the taxes for you and stuff like internet bills are set up on an automatic payment. Your way is very alien to me, and sounds stressful.
>>606973I love this girl
>Gotta do something cool for 1m>Plays hit like Oblivion
>>606947YAGOO BLANCO
>Nigger mortisGURA CHAMA?
>PekomikoGURAME SONG WHEN
Do collections people actually come after you? I figured with coof I had a good excuse to stop paying my credit cards off. I just blocked all their numbers every time they tried to call me. They sent me a few scary letters a few months ago but I burned them and now it's just been radio silence.
>>606723Meant for you, not my retarded self: >>606856>Oh that's all? She had me under the impression that there was an inordinate amount of it lying around.
>>606981
>>606992Same as Coco's, very wiggly
>>606847We have a lot of weird recipes that come from poorfags
>Haachama-senpai is so greatYeah you should try collabing with her Gura haha
>>606435>>secretly
GURA LOVES HAACHAMA AND WATCHES HERRRATS WHERE ARE YOU NOW????
>>606809Fucking freak. I want to spend forever with her.
>>605310What do you think she's doing later tonight, anonchama?
>gator footdid I miss a haachama cooking stream?
Miko collabing with a sorting algorithm was quite a bold idea for a song by Cover.
Claiming this slot to say that I would die for this detective
>>607004Turbo tax and other companies literally lobbied to make taxes harder so we have to pay companies to do it
HAACHAMA
I dont think my heart is ready for idol costume Towa
Gura/Haachama collab... Enma, onegai
>Gura loves HaachamaWho's fault it is for no collab then?!
>Gura says she loves Haachama>hasnt collabed yetgooruh...
>>607009Oblivion is a hit, yes.
>>607030https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1360947259010023433Yes
>>607004This looked different in the thumbnail ngl
>>606815If you insist
Here, have a Mori
>>607004everything about our country is retarded and inefficientyou get used to it
>>606994>lives near a spaceport>PTSD every rocket launchSasuga gura...
>>607030Oh boy did you
>>607001This pasta is supposed to be answered with t. Klauis you retard
>>607004Depends on the state too. Some states it's pretty simple, the state does everything you just fill in any blanks like health insurance or assets and you're done.
>Haachama is so great I love "it"she knows
>>606647Mamaloni can't relate, kiara loves her. they have lesbian sex with mori
>Hachama is so greatONE MORE RRAT REJECTED
>>607033based
Is gura going to go through a haachama arc
Who the fuck is Haachama, Gura? She's already dead!!!
based and same
>>607019
>>607035Lobbying should be banned.
>Ow
>>607030The chocodile, it was great
>>606991I used to not use automatic payments for my ISP since they love to sneak in additional fees and hope people don't notice
I bet Gura daydreams about doing 3D stuff with everyone else all the time. What a fucking shit time for a pandemic.
GURA NOOOO
LOOK AT HER
5ch-ama...
Is there any EN who isn't parasocial (both ways) at this point?
>>606941Considering one of the roommates, they could always commission it on their own.
>>606809she's perfect
Ame DateAme Date
i love you, gura!
I will treasure this girl for eternity.
>>607030A rather powerful one yesShe cut up a gator foot and ate it
>>607039Over my cum covered body.
FEET
>>607002I'll funpost with the rest of the thread when it happens, but never once will I turn my blade on the other Holos. Unity forever.t. Chink Chumbud
>>607009Do you happen to have a problem with that, my friend?
>>607019uuhh