/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>60442655
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments:
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>60436817
>Bettel
>Rubber, it is a bad horror movie but I had so much fun watching it. I also like the Saw movies if you want a more normal answer.

>>60442690
amen

>>60442690
Amen.

Thanks for bread, excited for the watchalong

>Shinri interview
>put random Bettel's stream

Got my snacks for the watchalong, excited

art requests anyone?
>>60442690
amen

PILOT ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TD_WPhiM8Ws
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TD_WPhiM8Ws
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TD_WPhiM8Ws

>>60443164
Wait lmao

>>60443304
STREAM DIED PILOT ON THE TELLY AGAIN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6n3xvqQQqQk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6n3xvqQQqQk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6n3xvqQQqQk

>>60443353

>>60443262
Any (or ALL) Tempus eating popcorn at the movies/sitting somewhere

>>60443411
First the names and now this, crunchyroll hates xenokunians

>>60443262
Altare in a pot

>>60443262
Emo kid Hakka, with a spiked bracelet, smoking and saying "You just don't understand"

I hope she doesn't like sanrio
https://twitter.com/crystalmilktea_/status/1712973249682817441

>>60443411
There's another random image that has nothing to do with holostars, live, or anything he said whatsoever.

Actually hyped for the watchalong tonight. We gonna do a Cytube?

Hakka cute~

>>60444031
Presumably

>>60444350
BTW the Premium Subscription listed on Amazon Prime and Hulu is just the HBO Max add-on.

>>60444031
I have it ready.

>>60443262
Love your Hakka in twappers outfits. Seconding >>60443801

>>60443411
We all know Shinri was the league streamer of tempus

>>60443262
Draw what really happened that night when Altare and Flayon went camping.

They made shadow puppets on the side of the tent!

>>60444877
L-lewd!

did the artist of the thumbnail fuck up their layers or transparency or something or is that intentional

>>60445219
I think Shinri tried to get it transparent and that was the end result kek

I like Hakka's cover of My Roar more than Towa's original

Did we have public watch along in the past?

>>60446048
yes

>>60446048
I think only for the Stars concert

>>60446048
does the Barbie watchalong of Bettel, Bae and Vesper counts?

>>60446172
which one
>>60446192
I mean for movies

>>60445945
same and I like his Idol cover the best out of the holo covers of it

>>60446048
altare did one, bettel+vesper+bae too

>>60445368
Looks like he fixed it

>>60446313
oh yeah, that one was kinda cool but I had to drop by the 2nd movie as Nowa was getting more and more obnoxious

>>60446048
Hakka and Flay did chicken run iirc

>>60446341
his idol cover is terrible, probably his only bad song

>>60446392
huh, I watched that one but forgot it was public, makes sense tho. Despite all the technical problems it was a fun watchalong

>>60446048
Cyberpunk, Chicken Run, Barbie

>>60446341
>>60446409
As a hakkito I like all his songs except idol

>>60446341
are you kidding?

>>60446409
I still don't know why he decided to sing it like that

>>60445945
No need to spoiler. Not a bad opinion at all.

>>60446409
It's funny because i think the cover is meh but on telepathic singing i thought he was a lot better

I think Shinri fixed the thumbnail kek

>>60446757
Oh good, it doesn't look like a nightmare anymore.

>>60446693
He always tries to put his own spin or "essence", I respect it, but it didn't work for me on that song.

>>60446409
I feel like we have incredibly differing music tastes or one of us is retarded because i thought he honestly mogged Towa on her own song

What was wrong with Shinri's thumbnail?

>Open magma
>see vms art
Ah, just like old times

>>60446789
NTA but that anon was talking about his Idol cover, not My Roar.

>>60446789
... yeah you're retarded. try to read again?

I think I'm gonna rent the movie on youtube but it says it's uncut, is this different in a major way

>>60446931
oh shit nevermind Im the retard after all

I didn't get the werewolf Axel charm. I'm so actually sad about that. Man, somehow I feel happy still that he sold out because it means he's loved, right? But I wish I could've grabbed one of the first drops...Gotta prepare and stay up properly next time! Please sleep well soon Axel, sounds like you have a lot on your plate, love you a lot.

>>60446845
Hakka and Flayon got hit with records corruption. I didn't save it but an anon posted a crop of it last thread.

>>60446789
anon did you samefag and think he was responding to your other message lmao

>>60446782
Thing is, he tried to give his own spin but went with original instrumentals so it is very clashing.

I've never done a watch along before? Is it actually entertaining? Will it actually feel like Im watching a movie with the boys beside me or will it be overstimulating?

>>60447052
With one boy, the first one. With four retards in one room, the second.

>>60446980
Kek I see, he should've kept it for the creepy vibes

>>60446341
[/spoiler]Really bro? It sucks. Best Hololive Idol MV is Mori and best overall is Suisei.[/spoiler]

>>60447106
>four
he doesn't know

>>60447052
I only started watching them with Altare so it was a nice experience hearing him along the movie, this time if what you wanna do is watch the movie its will not be like that kek expect jokes, loud noises and 15% movie

>>60446693
Because it's a stupidly popular song, like *this week* Idol is still in the top 5 on Billboard.
He was the first person to find out about the perms I guess, at least he was the first member of Holopro to release one.

>>60446341
He doesn't even have the best Idol cover in Holostars.

did Shinri say how long the movie is? mine is 1h 35m

>>60447440
Description says 1 h 33 m

>>60447476
I'm a dumbass, thanks

Public Friday the 13th watchalong starting soon.
https://www.om3tcw(period)com/r/mag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZaoMMzxcIo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZaoMMzxcIo

>>60447242
read again

BOYZ ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZaoMMzxcIo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZaoMMzxcIo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZaoMMzxcIo

NO FLAYON LETS GOOOOO

oh I've never seen Shinri's movie background

>>60447970
yea we cuddling

>>60447927
kek

>>60447927
:)

Why does Shinri have a slime plushie in his room?

>>60447927 (Me)
fuck, he ended his stream

>>60447927
Jinxed it he's already so fucking loud too

Axel Doko

Hakka confirmed shortest boy

WHAT HAPPENED

>>60448074
He's right there between bettel and hakka... looking a little weird tho yo

cytube doko

>>60448054
He uses it as his knee pillow.

>>60448351
>>60447557

Altare hates twinks :(

>>60447557
fuck I have to drive home… I’ll be there soon…

>>60448478
NO

>>60448478
The Irony

That slime is cockwarming Shinri rn

axel truly has the worst audio

They never got to play the game, it had so much potential... sadge

Having them talk is nice, I usually can't watch horror movies but I feel fine listening to them

kek

AAAAIIIEEEE

sex talk ok that's it for me

>>60448054
You know exactly why

it's funny seeing this editing after watching hereditary the other day

that was a great movie, see you later /mans/

Thats what you get for having pre marital sex!

Shinri, put the slime down

This positioning...

I wonder why movies stopped showing credits in the beginning of them

>>60449271
No

>>60449312
im the koi there being cucked

>>60449312
That koi's face says it all

>>60449340
because they got too long, they have thousands of names in the credits now

>>60449312
ToT

is Altare watching from his bed, why isn't he a live2d

working as a camp counselor sounds like ass

>>60449486
He said he was gonna eat

The word Elysium…

If Axel was here he would talk about this guy's ass

I want to nuthugger bettel too...

that is Kevin Bacon kek

Tempus in those shorts fanart, right now

this fanservice jesas

this girl is giving me final girl vibes

EWWWW

>>60449772
If Vesper were here he would talk about that guys ass too;p

Oh, the shirtless guy is Nowa

Love the men in this movie kek

Genuinely surprised Shinri hasn't seen this

this movie is proof men are sexualized too

>>60450054
Funny because I remember the remake only showing boobs.

>altare vp experience

kek

LMAO

ANNIE ARE YOU OKAY

BETTEL JORTS OUTFIT WHEN???

>>60450329
If only

HOLY SHIT NICE COCK

wtf they killed it

According to google it was indeed a real snake

Cannibal Holocaust watchalong when

THE VOD

kek this really is a 80s movie

>kill a cow just for a movie that's expensive
Well there's cannibal Holocaust

I'm looking at this guy's nipples and they look very normal sized, has he ever seen women's nipples...

>>60450699
Salo watchalong when

>>60442655
Wait who's that loli in Shinri's bedroom?

>80s
IT'S FROM 1980 IT'S BASICALLY FROM THE 70'S

>>60450945
Girl from The Ring

Jungle's power generator

>>60450945
that's actually the sixth member

>babies are made when you hold hands and kiss at the same time

Shinri is gonna teach them all how babies are made

>>60451023
Bettel is blocking her view, very rude of him.

It's weird seeing young Kevin Bacon

Hakka you gotta build a new roof man

>boys screaming over revealed ass

lmfao

KEK

Shinri totally wants in on that strip Monopoly...

>Magni and Nowa tried to play strip monopoly with kronii and Mori and got terminated

>>60450945
>loli
Anon??? That's an adult.

Wait... was Irys's "Monopoly" jokes a Friday the 13th reference?

>I hate monopoly
>Strip monopoly
>I LOVE monopoly

ON TOP OF YOUR GIRL

Shinri must be gripping the desk rn

>>60451525
God if only he said it

>bettel bobbing during the sex scene

SMOKING KILLS

kek that was unexpected
i thought he was the star

It was a spear!

(DONT) HAVE SEX

>>60451712
He's watching the melon game on Twitch

>>60451857
NO PRE MARITAL SEX, EVER
Says uncle Nowa!

>Thinking diners have the best foods
burger moment

>>60452273
t.Eurotastelet

I'm a little scared

what kind of fucked camp did shinri go to

??????

>shinri has been thinking about how to kill the boys

>>60452684
he's probably getting the vibe that they might actually be bad guys

KEVIN BACON IS DEAD?!

I think this was before the budy system

>>60452684
Shinri seems like the one most likely to have a contingency plan.

>>60452807
Why not?
Its not like they're a guild of heros or something

JASON

I like to imagine that dingo is asleep at their feet

Flay just realized today is Friday the 13th in October

all because a retarded kid drowned

>>60453210
do you think he does the thing dogs do when they run in their sleep

uhoh

YT HATE

>>>/vg/450068460
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kek
I sleep like a vampire

>>60453636
jobber anon… your tabs…

>>60453636
Wrong board, but I like your pinache.
Let us know if they ever make cards for the boys.

>>60453636
Is this a meme

>>60453691
It's not even a jobber because they specifically cross board quoted

>>60453636

>biting

kek

I honest to god thought Shinri just said "it's cum in her coffee"

>>60453922
me too kek

Speaking of Ouran

How are they remembering the character names

>Killer on the loose
>Kill myself so he doesn't get me
Brilliant

Shinri is prepared to capture any horror villain

his name was jason

what was that limp ass hit

jesus christ shinri

Altare can't suspend disbelief anymore

this fucking slap fight

I just realized Altare and Axel are there

If she kills her, she'll be just like her...

So deep Shinri

Shinri made a suicide joke, what happens now

>>60454817
he did not

>>60454817
it's over

>>60454817
DISKOIS DON'T LOOK

Who in tempus is the final girl?

this is so funny

why would you try to slam someone's head into sand kek

>>60455103
Altare... somehow

DECAPITATION

Damn STRAIGHT off

>>60455163
And in the final moments of the movie, he turns to the camera and winks.

machina x delayon… canon

damn that got me

AAAAIIIIEEEEEEE NOT THE SCARY ZOMBIE JUMPSCARE AD

I told you this first movie was awful

That was one of the movies of all time

That was a movie alright

>>60454817
He makes them literally all the time.

It was fun with the boys tho

Worth it for the jorts.

It was great with the boys

Slashers are ass but fun with commentary

Ok so when does jason gets the mask in the second movie?

Sold out...

I'm so glad I managed to grab the bettel keychain

>>60455777
It's the 3rd movie he gets it. 2nd is him wearing a sack over hi head.

Shilltare shilling for the whole guild again

>>60455953
I'm guessing the 3rd movie is the good one

Hakka driving around with his Hakkito plushie wearing a seatbelt...

>>60456020
they're all fun dumb schlock. the first installments of friday 13th, nightmare on elm, hellraiser, halloween etc. are the only "artsy" movie pieces. any 80s slasher/horror that turned into a franchise was always cheesy as fuck.

>Altare Flayon sex

They actualy had sex.......

>>60456020
They're good up until the 5th.

>Altare Flayon sex

AIEEEEEEE

Flay and Altare listed their camping trip in the internal calendar as "Altare Flayon sex"

uh oh leaked

>>60456020
Ehhhh it's fine, the 6th is the best for me.

>>60456219
its so not fucking fair....

>>60456147
You see, the thing is that of all the series you cited Friday 13th is the only one that really is a bad movie, all others are still praised to this day, hell I'll even throw The Evil Dead there too.

Off collabs are now officially labeled as sex

>>60456219
KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED KEKED

Archery definitely soon

Teacher's pet Shinri...

OH PUBLIC AGAIN
NICE

Love 1408, great movie

>Shinri, Flay, possible Altare watchalong
I really liked this one, yessss

>>60456320
No wonder Shinri was so jealous he wasn't on that camping trip...

>>60456327
rekted by the filter

>>60456472
Yeaah, it's a very easy collab idea and makes for such fun interactions, loved this stream despite the movie sucking because of all the awkward moments kek

Some movies you really watch them and go "Damn, how is this a classic"

wait no 1408 is an actual scary movie, it's over I can't watch....

Man please give me The Evil Dead trilogy

>>60456306
I literally just watched the first Nightmare on Elm Street yesterday, and yeah, it's a vastly superior movie.

That was nice

>>60457278
I loved it. Tempus collabs are always my favorite

>>60456686
People don't remember Friday the 13th for the first movie, in the same way that people don't remember Halloween for its third movie.

>>60457278
very cute art. very warm boys

Me when dead hours

>>60459203
kek

>>60456020
I think 4 is the most praised one?

>>60459773
Yeah, 4 (The Final Chapter) is by far the best one and it was supposed to end the franchise in a high end. Instead it got a very, very bad sequel that reignited the whole series as.. kind of this whacky thing it is now.

>>60460232 (Me)
Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that A New Beginning (5th movie) has a lot of nudity

>>60460455
Not surprised lmao

>>60460839
no no, you don't get it, it's a lot,

>>60460917
Don't threaten me with a good time

>>60445945
Off topic a bit, but Towa said a while back that she was insanely impressed with Hakka's cover of her song. She loves the addition of the metal screams. She also said during her Sololive that she wishes to sing Antares (the song that features Hakka's vocals) live on stage with everyone that participated one day, though a few tears and a shaky voice.
So if you see Towa as a guest on Hakka's 3d live, well you already know

>>60461873
yeah they be "roaring" together

>>60461873
>Towa as a guest on HAKKAs 3d live
I would riot, anon

>>60461918
me too, how dare he (hakka) get close to my oshi?

>>60461995
Our goals coincide for different reasons then. Now go back.

>>60462049
go back to where retard, I only use this general

youtube why you gotta recommend me this..

>>60462073
Back to whatever general that caters to your whore, brotuberfag

>>60461995
imagine purple gay sex

>>60461873
Was there a translated clip of any of that. I like seeing comments on our boys.

>>60462197
Yuh. Here's the part for the My Roar praise.
https://youtu.be/CpId6pROZUk
And I can't show you the part of the Sololive, cause you know, paid content and all. But someone else was live translating at the time.

>>60462182
rumao what a gag, sorry if I didn't start watching vtubers with Tempus

Cover can we get rigged models for next April Fool's? At least for Regina and Alice please?

>>60462328
Thank you kindly anon. I like the doting senpai and shy kohai energy they have. You can see the mutual respect and admiration they grew for each other since the Apex collab. Very cute and cool!

I think some of you guys should kiss

>>60462705
Meanwhile whenever she sees Axel she attacks him why is that? Even tells others he's a bad kouhai that says too much fucking, not cool yo

>>60462529
thats fine, issue is when you start plugging her here for no reason

/MANS/ I'm bored

>>60315355
it wasn't supposed to be funny https://files.catbox.moe/wtdb1o.png

>>60462868
He says "fucking" a lot but she wants to see him prove it.

>>60463026
NTA but thanks this is one of my favorite kinks!

>>60462868
t. Mr. Soirys

>>60462918
I didn't plug her you animal, I only joked that I didn't want Hakka close to her, you're being anal about my post when the other anon is talking about her and posting clips.
Kill yourself

>>60462868
Anon, Towa saw THE ENTIRE PROCESS of Axel making a shota roleplay tape with Nana-sensei. You tell me if it isn't hard to make fun of someone after witnessing that.

>>60462949
Don't be, here, have a fat fuck

>>60462584
Man, I don't know if I'd survive rigged Regina...

>>60463267
Both you and >>60462705 should kill themselves. Nobody cares about your whore, why don't you faggots try talking about hakka in Towa's gen, see how the anons there react

>>60463026
I've been wanting Bettel and Jerry sex quietly for the longest time thank you drawfag

>>60463372
Thanks *squeeze*

>>60463339
I blame rpr, she called her to spy on them, fuck that fat old man

>>60463446
I'll commission arts of they fucking just to spite you, congrats.
Do you prefer her pegging him or him fucking her?

>>60462584
>Genderbend shit
Nah, how about something actually interesting instead of coombait for the brotuberfags

>>60463537
>Blowing money on vtuber porn that I'll never look at
Yeah, anon! That'll teach me for sure!

>>60463446
calm down anon cbdct is over there

>>60463537
Not that Anon but I'd like to see soft foreplay and mutual teasing, maybe under beams of moonlight and a star-filled sky.

>>60462868
I know you're joking about it but Towa helped him during and after Vsaikyo bts, also Axel teased Towa as well whenever they met in VCR GTA. I like their "I don't know about you that much but fuck you" vibe.

>>60463545
There's probably less than 50 straight males watching Tempus, don't need to be so defensive about any sort of content, there's no such a thing of "brotuber" anymore. You won, look at their viewership

>>60463446
You're too late anon. I'm shipping them. I'm doing it right now!

>>60463537
Ew, not like that. They are wholesome idols, c'mon. Friendships over romantic or carnal relationships.

>>60463717
The numbers thread is over there anon

>>60463717
>There's probably less than 50 straight males watching Tempus
Yes, and virtually no difference in Tempus's SC, memba or merch earnings because you would not catch a brotuberfag dead with a tempus plush so good riddance I say

>>60463850
If that was true magnoir wouldn't have left

>>60463446
I could not care less about what some anons on the Internet, especially this part of the Internet think, anon. I care about Hakka and Towa, and the fact that they enjoy each other's work. Hakka worked hard for his cover, and I'm glad that people recognize that.

Oyasumi /MANS/.

What do you think the big announcement for November that Axel teased really is?

>>60463850
Jokes on you bitch, I'm buying the plushies and enjoy the guys just being dudes on stream. If some damn plushie makes you insecure, that's more of a you problem.

>>60463446
Lmao that's based. Yeah don't dick ride the Holos that much.

>>60464076
I would like to say outfits but it makes more sense on New Years...is it too much to hope for 3D?

>>60463537
That would sour their relationship and make them uncomfortable with each other so go ahead.

>>60464076
He will finally lose his virginity...

>>60464237
Is that why Altnowa didn't even mention each other for months?

>>60464076
He didn't say it's about announcement, he just said there could be something thing we might like and I think it's about next vcr.

>>60463666
I don't think you guys realize how pro cbdct Hakka is like on his limbo stream he said how you should love him more than your boyfriend.

>>60464032
my question stands: why dont you mention any of the tempus boys in the hololive threads? because you know you'll get ganged up there by legions of raging chimps within minutes. Remember when this thread became unuseable for 2 days when the advent debuts were happening? Yeah fuck that

>>60464367
But he collabs with girls and talks about his senpais just fine? If anything he is more BFE than CBDCT, he would hate it if you hate talked Towa

>>60464070
Gnight *chu*

>>60464367
I know he can bfe I just recommended you to go back your comfort zone. This thread allows whatever tempus related topics and Towa mentioned him is just that.

>>60464367
You do realize that he says all of that in jest right? He doesn't actually think that, because he likes making crude jokes. If you can't see past that, I can't think you as anything more than delusional.

This bratty dingo...

>>60464756
needs correction

>>60464756
Will he ever fix his sleep schedule

>>60464438
He actually liked a comment saying how collab beggars should shut up, he's fine with replying to the Holos that reach out to him but other than that he doesn't wanna touch the branch with a 10 foot pole because he already got hate for it months ago. He also doesn't care about them he didn't knew what holotori was.
>>60464699
>You do realize that he says all of that in jest right
You want me to post the parasocialkkito greentext?

>>60464974
>You want me to post the parasocialkkito greentext?
NTA but yes lol im curious now

>>60464699
Sure just like Kanata says that idols shouldn't talk to men as a joke right right.

>>60465064
Now you're just being stupid. Who the fuck would compare Hakka with Kanata of all people?

>>60465059
Everything here has been said by Hakka:
>I'm like obsessed with you guys, I wake up in the morning and I wonder how you guys are doing.
>I want a Hakkito plushie so bad I want to sleep and cuddle with you.
>Lol apparently someone has a cardboard Hakka and treats him as their boyfriend, I'm fine with that.
>All the Hakkitos are married to me... platonically...
>Why is the supa empty?! Tell me something nice!
>You guys are the sweetest Hakkitos I could ever ask for, thank you for being you!
>My lovely Hakkitos
>Oh yeah you're a teacher, right? I remember my Hakkito's professions.
>When I get drunk I get very flirty and affectionate, If I ever get drunk on stream I would confess my love to the Hakkitos which I already do on every stream.
>My Hakkitos will never cheat on me, right? You guys will never leave me, right? There's only room for one oshi in your heart and that oshi is Banzoin Hakka.
>The ultimate boyfriend experience baby!
>If your boyfriend failed you don't worry I'm right here, if your girlfriend failed you I'm also here, Hakka is for everyone.
>Yes all my Hakkitos are engaged to me, even if you don't want to get married I'll be waiting for you with a bouquet of flowers.
>I love affection all the time, fucking baby me, I wanna know I'm a good boy.
>She's getting stalked by a fan, I'll be honest with you I wish someone was this crazy for me.
>TempRIZZ, Who will win the heart of the Tempura? Let's find out!
Also it's not listed but Hakka not only remembers his regulars names but also their professions or personalities.

>>60465172
He loves his hakkitos but I don't think he is bfe at all.

Never expected the hakkitos out of all the fanbases to be this extreme ngl

>>60465172
>>If your boyfriend failed you don't worry I'm right here, if your girlfriend failed you I'm also here
That one got a laugh out of me, lol. I mean, he is very cbdct but by no means is he a "no-female cbdct" vtuber. Unfortunately, I don't think we'll ever see such a vtuber in tempus

Flay is harassing Altare with cat pics again

>>60465362
I think it's just a vocal one.

>>60465172
Half of these things are very basic things people say to their fans or obvious jokes dude.
Look at the context of this:
>The ultimate boyfriend experience baby!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-b1SYcf2Z0

>>60465584
This anon unironically used
>My lovely Hakkitos
>TempRIZZ, Who will win the heart of the Tempura? Let's find out!
to illustrate how "pro-cbdct" Hakka is, lmao. His love for his Hakkitos is undeniable but you're fucking delusional if you think any of this amounts to him being your unicorn vtuber

>>60465399
Hakka is my wife, woman can collab with woman

Any baker around for a while? I wanna sleep but last night the thread stayed dead for a very long time

>>60465782
Your wife has sexed Shinri....

>>60465563
giwtwm harassing altare

>>60465782
anon what are you talking about? hakka is MY wife.

>>60465881
Meds.

>>60465782
>>60465881
Your wife is a whore

>>60465748
Actual Hakka reaction if ever read some of this shit.

>>60465362
Is just one, most hakkitos are very silent here

>>60465362
They remind me one delusional yumevestie who became vesper anti after half-anni

>>60465748
This is why you shouldn't enable those parasocial losers, hakka

>>60466935
Why are they naked

>>60463026
just a question, pic not related at all dont mind him, but would i die? irl would i die getting my eye gouged out by a certain someones thumb and then um. yknow?

>>60466970
Sorry I fucked them

>>60466978
well, youd be surprised how sturdy humans can be sometimes. some people have survived getting boiling hot water poured into their brains so as long as you dont lose too much blood youd be fine for a few days. however youll probably die of an infection some time after that

>>60466970
That’s how they came into this world

>>60467057
damn. well all the better to have him kill me right there then ig , saves me from getting an infection

>>60467174
right? dying of an infection would be so lame, youre better of getting your chest torn apart.

>>60465785
In spite of all odds I'm still awake.

>>60467215
FUCK DUDE I WISH HE WOULD. please... just a little bodily harm dont hurt no one. my intestines will slither back on their own so its ok to play with them a bit!

>>60467251
OH THANK GOD I CANT FEEL MY EYES ANYMORE
I’ll leave it to you then~