/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Gurass

copebud status?

Sex with a fembud.

pɐǝɹq

bread

>>60454418
It’s a mediocre game. Literally the only thing it has going for it is UOH CUNNY

Expect a manager retweet in the next 48 hours.

https://files.catbox.moe/acwlxy.jpg

stew

>>60454934
So its perfect for Gura since UOH CUNNY is her only appeal too

>>60454348
Gura herself even said she was a streamer. Don't know how she rationalizes calling herself a streamer with how little she streamed the past year.

>>60454949
Unfortunately can't expect an actual update tweet from the manager.

iwtcigg

>>60455080
It's really not. You people who keep saying this are dead wrong and don't understand her appeal.

>>60455237
I want to cum in Gawr Gura?

When is the Gura bread game releasing?

>>60454951
who?

God got breast surgery and is still recovering
Please give her some more time

>>60452623
How is me telling you that we use "math" instead of "maths" me being unable to read, you stupid motherfucker?
>can't speak English, spell, or write at even a 2nd grade level
>Learn to read, retard!
That is fucking rich coming from someone who is practically illiterate and almost assuredly clinically retarded.
End your worthless, unloved life, gdca2000.

>>60455427
>God
I don't care about Matsuri, this is the Gura thread.

>>60455407
https://twitter.com/Hashira_14/status/1682563723339366402
https://twitter.com/Hashira_14/status/1687104754802151425

Yesbuds is this your oshi?

>>60455127
Gura says a lot of things.
She also calls herself an idol, even though idols are supposed to love and care about their fans.

>>60455313
I want to cum inside Gawr Gura.

>>60455274
The thread proves it by being nothing but sexposts. Nobody here talks about her """personality"""" or le epin random xD comedic stylings. She's nothing without a loli model

>>60455495
proof doko?

>>60454736
>tiktok link for over a week now
Even OP schizo gave up...

Gawr Gura has been found dead in a seedy Vegas motel, authorities currently suspect cocaine overdose.

>>60455570
There were hardly any sexposts last thread and we pretty much only talk about how much we love Gura's personality, except for the ghosting neglectful part, of course.

>>60455769
So you're saying that she'll be working just as much as she normally does in the coming weeks?

>>60454949
Fuck, why did it have to end early... I thought i had until the end of the month to buy it.
You scalpers better don't exaggerate your re-sell prices.

Gura become my wife right now. I am beginning to lose my patience, you brat.

>>60455570
GarLic BReaD!!!

>>60455705
it never should have gone away after she started using it again tbf

OJI-SANS DONT LOOK!

>>60455976
T u T

>>60455976
I want them to blackmail me and turn me into their personal sex slave...

>>60455955
not after she disavowed it on stream, she is more of an instagram user.

>>60455886
She's a young millionaire and women never date down anon. Her mate expectations have been blown up so much at this point she's more likely to die alone and be eaten by her 8 cats

>>60456068
Same, damn brats seducing me and then blackmailing me! I'm going to teach them how scary adults can be!

Gura cute Gura cute!

well bros I just had to give up on my one remaining long term goal
at least I still have al the money I was gonna spend on it
with gura gone what do I even have left

>>60456244
take away the vtuber and she's not that special.

>>60456757
Where are the gura-like girls?

>>60455495
please be in LONDON

>>60456860
Taken. They are always taken. There are no exceptions.

>>60456983
I havent really met anyone thats like gura honestly. She seems like a special gal to me

>>60456860
You don't like them because otaku chicks are generally ugly irl

>>60455773
Not only that, for those who have been here the longest it becomes tiresome trying to explain to newcomers and trolls why we love gura so, you either lurk and engage in other type of posting or leave altogether until the next stream.

>>60455847
God dammit, this made me laugh.

>>60457099
Are otaku girls those chicks that look like stereotypical fujos?

>>60457069
She's good but she also has a fickle personality, has shown that she's lazy, likely lives like a slob and seems unhealthy.
With the wrong person she's going to absolutely going to waste her good points.

Have you ever considered that maybe Gura just doesn't like us anymore? Maybe she'd simply rather go to the beach or Disney World with friends or go sailing or hiking or whatever else she likes to do than be forced to stream for people she finds exhausting to be around?

>>60456899
If it's not a woman, I couldn't care any less.
Very goomable femboybud.
https://twitter.com/Hashira_14/status/1664287354348240896
https://twitter.com/Hashira_14/status/1661018017562771470

>>60454949
It looks very cute, it's sad that Gura as a concept is wasted on the bitch that personifies it

>>60457331
Femanon please show your bushy pucci

I will never read the thread
I LOVE GURA!!

>>60456983
Every girl is in a constant state of being “taken” by their beta orbiters. Just because there’s a goalie, doesn’t mean you can’t score - which is an embarrassingly cringe motto, but proves a point that you’re only cock blocking yourself by believing there’s no point in finding a fembud since “they’re all taken” already.

What did she mean by this?

>>60457331
I couldn't bring myself to buy it. It's the first plush that she's releasing that I won't have purchased. Selling it this way only for her to disappear again was so cynical and soulless. The anniversary set will always be a reminder of how little she cares about us now.

>>60456743
nothing, welcome to what is hopefully a pretty exclusive shitty club
now you may join me in staring at all the future going up in smoke and pondering on how I don't even have Gura left, on top of it

>>60457555
I don't want someone who's been in a relationship before as I've never been in one, myself, and thinking about a girl's exes would kill me inside.

>>60457432
>and in this episode, a hopeless Chumbud confuses some random anon to be female.

>>60457781
you must be really young or just an idiot
i'm sure gura's had sex before as a girl in her 20s, so what? That doesn't ruin her.

He's setting it up.

Reminder

>>60457903
You really don't know Gura do you?

>>60457997
girls aren't like guys

why even pay for this shit if ur not even gonna use it? same shit happened to the schedules

>>60457555
Im starting to think I’m happier with gfe asmr girls.

>>60458131
one might ask the same thing about the animated stream intro.

>>60458070
It doesn't happen automatically like you think. There are still virgin women past their teens. Ones that are introverted and shy are more likely to be one.

>>60458131
why not

I, her most favorite and strongest chumbie, understand her better than anyone and that's why I will be her husband!

>>60458232
I must find these girls

Chumbie run!

>>60458131
why say that you want to go back to the you that used to stream plenty right before vanishing for a fucking month

>>60457903
Gura has implied she is a virgin.

>>60458232
I can near guarantee she's done it at least once. She has her own place for a reason.

>>60458312
If you're in your mid 30s, there is no hope left. Even if there are some 23-27 year old virgins, none of them would want to date a loser in his 30s.

>>60458467
unless ur rich and funny and not ugly

>>60458320
I'm running! Towards her!

>>60458379
Americans always kick their kids out of the nest. I don't live with my parents, but I've never had a girlfriend. Living alone doesn't mean anything.

>>60458379
Yeah, with me.

>>60458509
Well, I'm not the first two...

>>60457781
Used to feel this way. Its a childish perspective that you’ll mature out of when you realize this whole human experience is nothing but hell and if I can just get only a morsel of the pucci pie I will be so happy god help me

ear

>>60458729
i've goomed to that ear

>>60458636
I don't want sex, I want companionship and the peace of mind knowing I was the only one.

>>60458339
>right before vanishing for a fucking month
Basically 2 months at this point.

>>60458467
Anon has never seen a retarded young woman in love with an absolute sack of shit worthless dude, apparently.

>>60458171
Why get a dog when dogs die. You can instead watch other people’s dogs on YouTube and enjoy the dog-having experience through them?
Do you see what point I’m trying to make here? We need to fuck those people’s dogs.

>>60459080
I was with you in the first part but the second part...
Actually, nevermind, as long as the dogs are KNOT

>>60458791
same desu

>>60458131
>>60458339
Ask Gura why

>>60459400
How?

>>60458339
Because Gura doesn't want to do the things she says she wants to do. She only wants others to think that she's going to do them.

>>60457309
then she can quit her job and go do something else

>>60459080
I'm completely clueless on how people get into relationships in the first place. I don't really know where to begin. I don't know if someone was supposed to teach me or if this is some biological instinct.

>>60459456
Ask these questions when you get the chance to during her streams. You can write them down for when that time comes but just remember to ask them.
>>60459608
You're not a mind reader anon. Stop trying to larp as one.

>>60459704
Have you considered y'know...at least making attempts? You learn from failure. Everyone does.

>>60459820
Yeah, I think I give off some weird vibes because when I try talking to women they mention their boyfriends out of nowhere. I think something is wrong with me.

>>60459820
NTA, but I'm in a similar boat. I'm too old and not good enough for anyone, let alone someone like Gura.

depressedbud hours?

>>60460113
Day 29.

>>60460113
I'm introspecting and its not doing my state of mind any favors.

>>60459913
Not him but I cant seem do it either. Every girl I've tried to get either seems woefully uninterested or is taken and mentions her boyfriend.

Gura, stop being a FAILURE and start earning more pieces of furniture for your dad!

>>60460216
You too chumbie? I'm starting to think that I'm just creepy. Not sure how to fix it.

>>60459704
Try the grocery store, start up a conversation with a girl that doesn't have a dude standing next to her, you can either start by making small talk about something you could both be looking at in the store, or even better yet if she's wearing something or has something on display that is something you have an interest in or are knowledgeable about you can try and use that to strike up a conversation, like if she's wearing an anime shirt, or if she has something related to a band you like, maybe a sticker on her phone case. Just try and find an in to start a conversation and see where things go from there.

Also, if she's not interested don't push it, just move on to the next one. Very important, otherwise you might get to have a talk with security for being weird.

>>60459913
Ok I'll try to help chumbud. Unfortunately I don't recall the name for this specific thing, so if anyone else wants to chime in then please do.
There's this spectrum/diagram out there that shows the different levels of comfort people have depending on their familiarity with you. Basically, sit down next to someone and put your hand on theirs, they'll freak out. Now, sit down next to your friend and put your hand on theirs, they'll be surprised to see you! This is because they're familiar with you.
Now, the name of the game is to work your way up the comfort ladder, to get to the point of where flirting is now socially acceptable (just like how placing your hand on your friend's is socially acceptable).
Again, I don't remember the name for this, but it essentially shows 10 different levels of comfort. With each level becoming more and more personal with the person, once you reach a certain threshold, asking women out becomes "socially acceptable".
Additionally, the diagram gives examples of how to break through each level. So for instance, I think something like level 2 was talking to someone and asking for help the assignment at hand. While something like level 5 would be asking something more along the lines of "what's your favorite memory of your grandparents".
Sorry again I can't remember the name. Saw it somewhere on maybe a year or 2 ago.

gura really meant it when she said she's not going to stream at all for the rest of the year

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POFGI43Hjcg

>>60460608
Jar of farts

>>60460423
I'll have to try a grocery store thats further away from me I suppose. I can't imagine it going well for me at all.
>>60460434
Interesting, I'll try finding it chumbie.

>>60459913
>>60460216
>>60460421
I guess it's nice when they let you know right away when they already have someone instead of stringing you along and tricking you into trying to pursue her. Women who try to take advantage of lonely people by letting you assume that she's interested when she's really only interested in your money are monsters...

>>60460113
No, just thoughts of murder

>>60460721
I know you are being cheeky anon but the fact is that all the girls that I've been interested IRL happen to say they are taken. It makes me feel subhuman. I'm not chasing 10's here, just everyday girls that are fun to talk to.

>>60460702
I'm still hoping to find it too. My only other lead to finding it is that it was made by a psychologist, and that I saw this information on reddit. (can't remember if it was a post itself, or a very detailed comment)

>>60460421
Oh my god I miss her so fucking much

>>60460977
Do you smell bad? Is your hygiene good in general? Do you comb your hair? Do you wash your clothes? Just checking boxes because I never know with people here, especially after the dude with the shitty daki.

>>60461101
y'know, if she didn't react like that, almost no one would have noticed

>>60456244
>and women never date down
Lmao, have you ever spoken to a woman before in your life? They "date down" all the fucking time. Just look at famous female singers, there's hundreds of cases where they date/marry managers and background dancers.

>>60461114
I know for sure that I smell decent enough. I would've been flamed alive by my buds for smelling like old taco bell.

I'm worried about Gura, she has gone a long time without extracting our goom. She definitely needs her clit e-tongued by her chumbies.

>>60461114
if only things were that simple and thats all you needed to do

>>60461234
lol no, she'd be getting the face regardless

The only thing that keeps me going these days is the upcoming stream during Halloween and most likely a song or new merch or something like that.

>>60461368
>if only things were that simple and thats all you needed to do
The literal only other thing you need to do is have the capability to speak to another human being without bursting into tears. It can be hard, but it's unironically a skill you CAN learn.
And don't say "but I'm ugly!!" Ugly fucks get laid and get married all the time.

>>60461470
Is there a book I can read or is this all trial and error?

>>60461465
only thing keeping me going is sunken cost fallacy of me living my own life. surely things couldn't get worse for me...

>>60461567
literally both of those options will work, with the latter being the better option in terms of you not wasting time.
https://effectiviology.com/how-people-flirt-guide/
>Verbal and nonverbal flirting behaviors
Read that part. That's all you'll need.

Once again I find myself not really reading the thread. I miss the old days of Gura and the old days of ggg

I put Gura in my console

>>60461567
Trial and error, unfortunately. You can read whatever you want, but books will never actually help in the end because it's all usually a grift. Unironically get a job where you KNOW women will be working. You'll end up being forced to interact with them due to being around them all the time.
An important thing to think about is this. Who has a higher chance of getting a gf or getting laid: a gigachad that's locked away in his basement and literally never interacts with women, or a gobloid that asks out 10 girls a day?

>>60461822
This thread has been fine for the most part though

>>60462030
except for that one guy who keeps threatening to eat his own shit if Gura goes on vacation. that guy needs to cool it. (also he said he's going to suck his dad's dick too??)

>>60461846
I didn't particularly like working in a restaurant but I guess I'll get another job serving then. Maybe I'll get lucky and find a girl that I enjoy talking to again

>>60456244
>women never date down
Explain the women I know dating unemployed losers who just smoke weed and play CoD all day.

Any new gooba news?

>>60462161
>Explain the women I know dating unemployed losers who just smoke weed
Literally my retarded sister

>>60461368
It’s not all but it’s the absolute bare minimum. If you smell like shit and are wearing dirty spaghetti stained clothes you’ll never even get to the point of getting a chance to fail.

>>60462161
>Explain the women I know
Daddy issues.

>>60462161
u can never explain women dumbud

>>60462030
It's more an interest thing today. I was playing games for a bit and would normally still scroll and read the posts when I could, but today just feels worse than normal for me, I see the letters go by but they mean nothing. I've gone back and read everything by now and agree the thread hasn't really been an issue, but there also hasn't really been any posts worth caring about too.

>>60462161
a lot more women graduate college and get good jobs than men, so they have no choice but to date down.

cover please just let her graduate...

>>60462217
She skipped friday the 13th, we might get a manager retweet in the next 48 hours for her merch coming off sale. If Cover is going to announce her graduation it's probably next week now that the merch sale is ending.

>>60462405
graduation announcement would be nice, i can finally stop worrying about her

>>60461832
nice

>>60462388
well, no, the only posts truly worth caring about would be an update, news, something
just sorta spinning the wheels, day after day

>>60462161
The only explanation is that those guys can talk and are charismatic.

>>60462503
I care about real Gura discussion, there just hasn't been much of that this thread. I understand why of course.

>>60462613
Which is something you can learn if you put a lot of effort in.

>>60462812
Unfortunately I'm a retard that needs guidance. Perhaps I was meant to fail.

>>60462873
>Perhaps I was meant to fail.
Maybe with that attitude.

>>60462873
i can make you a Cassanova in just one night chumbie

Goobaby

>>60462661
Sorry, Gawr, but you're just too cute to scare me.

>>60463264

>plebbit refugee thread still up
Ew

I think I'll post a bit of dino

>>60463336
Cute cutie cute Gawr!

Gura, get off your pink Gurass, your career is falling apart. You don't have time to be depressed for months, that's what the weekends are for. The average American worker only gets 11 days of paid depression per year. What are you going to do when the banks collapse? What are you going to do when America has to fight a third war? You will have to sell your pee. Because of inflation, your pee will be priced at ten million dollars and no one can pay it. You will need to increase the supply of pee to lower the price. But you drink so much water that it floods your cells and you're taken to the hospital. Now you have massive medical bills. This is why you need career.

>>60463526
I'd pay 10 million for a jar of Gura pee

>>60463526
I will become one with Gura.

Why is youtube recommending me this

The eclipse is soon, she may be summoned.

>>60464403
Because the algorithm knows that you want to watch sameido

>>60464403
it just does what it does, who knows
I've had the asobi asobase starting at me from the front page for months

>>60464403
because god loves to laugh at our misery

>>60464403
Every time it recommends it to me I have to wonder how we got here.

>>60465236
Oyasame

>>60465236
goob morning

Chumbies I love Gura.

>>60465538
I also love Gura

>>60465236
Sharkdreams

>>60465236
Sleep tight buddy. I think I'll head out too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0mhRsKWBxk

We disgust her, and Gura just couldn't pretend to love us anymore.

>>60460423
This is absolutely horrible advice
Don’t go up to strangers. Especially women. You need to either use dating apps or get acquainted with people you’ll meet up with regularly to find someone

>>60466500
>go up to talk to a random woman
>get reported for sexual harassment
Lmao.

are you a chumbabooey

>>60466669
ye

>>60466500
>Don’t go up to strangers
??? How do you think you meet people bro? Everyone is a stranger until you talk to them, some people will be interested in talking, some won't, you leave the ones who don't alone, but there's literally no downside to approaching strangers in a normal way. It's something dude should practice for his social skills anyway.
>You need to either use dating apps
That's the actual dogshit advice. Have fun wasting time with those.
>acquainted with people you’ll meet up with regularly to find someone
Assuming you can find a hobby that gets you friends IRL and get introduced to a girl via someone there that's usually a better chance than anything, but assuming the dude spends time in GGG and his general attitude I assume he doesn't spend a whole lot of time doing hobbies outside his house.

>>60466500
>Don’t go up to strangers. Especially women.
You can, you just REEEEAAALLLLY need to know what you're doing. The best advice is to literally just be around women. Specifically find a job where women actually are. People fuck/date those they're around.

>>60464403
did you click on any timestamps that have been posted recently?

>>60466804
>You can, you just REEEEAAALLLLY need to know what you're doing.
Bruh, literally just don't put off serial killer/rapist vibes and the worst reaction you will get is someone being annoyed cause they're busy. It's fucking easy to tell if someone doesn't want to talk to you, and if they don't you simply move on to the next. I think you absolutely want to practice talking to strangers you'll likely never see again before you go through the step of finding a workplace full of women and proving yourself unfuckable immediately to all of them by not knowing how to talk to strangers at all.

Lonely hours suck, bring back horny hours

>>60464403
I sent 3 supas that stream and she ignored all of them... I'll never be called Master by Gooba :Guraded:

This show is in my head...

>>60467294
read the vn instead

>play some text based adventure sex game from /v/
>it has a gura hoodie to dress with
everything reminds me of her.

>>60467376
I thought about it but I've never been a huge vn person. Maybe if I like the series enough Ill go back and run through it though.

>>60467278
I got all of my supas read, but not out loud, I wish I was more creative and didn't just say dumb shit and praise.

>>60462812
Will effort bring my hair back?

there isnt a single person who still thinks she cares about her fans right?

>>60467638
No.

>>60467638
Why would she? What could we possibly give her that she couldn't get from the people she already knows?

>>60467717
money and happiness
clearly shes unhappy and depressed and whoever convinced her that she should basically give up has ruined her life because for some reason she trusts them more than she trusts the people who supported her with so much love for so long.

>>60467638
i care about her so i dont mind.

>>60457696
all things in moderation. even super cute kawaii lovely sharky adorable gura. youll enjoy her more

>>60467776
I think it's the other way around. The reason she isn't streaming is probably because she's happy now.
And she doesn't need money anymore. She said her dad taught her about stuff like 401ks and investing so now she can live comfortably off the money she's already made. She doesn't need us anymore.

>>60467776
her voice actress probably needs time to away. vtubing is an anonomous thing and im glad shes not breaking the immersion by notifying the fans. reality sucks, lala land is super fun but wont ever fix your real life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhwZJXXwzOk&t=71s

>>60468042
This. We have outlived our usefulness to her. We'll only see her if she feels like it, and she doesn't feel like it.

members stream any time now, gifted memberships are about to expire

>>60468315
dont say that. she loves chumbuds. shes just one person after all. remember her most recent stream? how many people were in the chat and the MANY super chats. im sure its overwelming and could barely read the chat how fast it was

>>60468042
yea, thats why shes gotten way less involved in her dream career and has had a massive fall off in her singing quality and no longer talks to her friends, frfr

>>60467776
>whoever convinced her that she should basically give up
She didn't give up. She made it to Japan and onto the stage. She had a 3D live and felt what she wanted to feel from being an idol. Gura became the highest subscribed vtuber and she was even able to make her own music. She released the fastest selling merch and made more money than she could ever know what to do with. She made a couple friends and even if they're friendship doesn't last a long time, she still had fun.
Gura accomplished all of what she wanted to do. It's just that we were never a part of her goals or a any part of what made her happy.

>>60468626
>She didn't give up
super massive cope

>>60468212
>im glad shes not breaking the immersion
What kind of retard are you?

>>60468674
She didn't. She accomplished what she wanted to do. We were never a part of what made her happy.

I need Gura, but Gura doesn't need me

>>60468427
>she loves chumbuds
Anon... people who love other people never treat them the way she treats chumbuds. I'm sorry, but someday you're going to have to accept what she's trying to tell you by pretending you don't exist.

>>60468427
All that says is that chumbuds hopelessly love her, not the other way around. She didn't seem overwhelmed at all, and she spent most of that stream goofing around with her 3D gear and ignoring chat anyways.

>>60468427
If she loved me she would want to spend time with me, and this year has been her spending less and less time with me. Even now, we're breaking new records in time spent away.

>>60464551

>Sudden wave of anti posting
Very organic

>>60469185
>anti posting
I don't think you even know what that word means anymore.

>>60469185
>anti posting
go back

I left work early.

I miss Goob

Hey GGG whats up with the Goomba? Is she sick? burnt out?

Sincerely a concerned Irystocrate

>>60469585
We don't know which is a large part of the problem.

>>60469585
She doesn't want to be with her fans anymore.
She doesn't want to be Gura anymore.
That's all.

>>60469585
She's that lazy bitch who doesn't care about her fans and treat them like garbage.

>>60469549
I stayed home, even though I probably shouldn't have.

>>60469585
she doesnt care
all there is to it

>>60469585
what the others said, but in a less mean and cynical way.

>>60469585
I wish Gura liked IRyS more. There hasn't been enough interaction with them over the years, and Terraria was a dud due to too many people.

>>60469699
She's not lazy, she just doesn't need to work anymore. She doesn't have to pretend to care about her fans like she used to.

Jeez they were sure excited to answer that question.

>>60469759
yeah, its a bummer

>>60469759
I agree, but it probably won't ever happen now.

>>60469759
Mori ruined the Terraria arc

>>60469585
Probably a serious illness, or gura plans to do a flip

>>60469818
They seemed to get even dumber when they were together the few times they have been, it was great.

>>60469759
Yeah we are always happy when our wife (Irys) gets to make a new friends. Goomba was never my oshi but she drew me into hololive as the first person I would actually watch the live streams for. everyone else was just clips.

>>60469873
>serious illness
it clearly isnt, shes literally fine

>>60469976
It has to be a severe mental Illness at least.

>>60469796
She has finally realized that she doesn't need to stream anymore, just whatever COVER throws at her like attending live events and mandatory streams. She's just like Laplus now, at least Ayame has the desire to stream occasionally.

>>60470008
well obviously its incredibly levels of autism mixed with depression
people called this over a year ago during the "house hunting" arc

Sometimes I think Gura sometimes I sometimes I sometimes Gura think Gura

When's the last time chat made Gura laugh? Like legitimately laugh? I can't even remember. That should tell you how she feels about us.

Does anyone here know if shes still talking with Kiara? It seemed like they were close for a bit. Maybe there are clues there?

>>60470179
Kiara said like 2 days ago she hasn't talked to her, has no idea what's up with her, and sounded like she didn't care. She was concerned about Ame enough to send her a message, that's probably what brought Ame back and not the ifunny thing, they just didn't want people to SC talents to ask for people to stream.

>>60470159
she used to giggle and snort at my chats...

>>60470234
Kiara did not say that about Gura. She said that about Ame. She said nothing about her communicaion status with Gura.

>>60470039
It's neither autism nor depression. That is just plain cope. Autism especially doesn't make sense because she never used to be this way.

>>60469703
Did you call in sick? Honestly I can't remember the last time I called in sick. I'm just too much of a stubborn idiot that powers through everything.

>>60470301
she has literally always been this way and she has very clearly always been autistic
they are reasons shes like this not excuses for her actions
at the end of the day her not giving a fuck about her fans or her job anymore is 100% on her even if Cover or someone else pushed her into being like this

>>60470234
Gura may have had a falling out with everyone and if you go by things some people who worked with her in the past say she is not the best person in the world and if they had to work with her anymore they would not because of the kind of person she is. There has to be some kind of truth to something she is doing or something going on for people who have worked with her or been around her to always say the same thing so I hope it is a wakeup call to her to start changing as a person because you can always better your self.

>>60470293
NTA, but she said she had no idea about gura and that you should go ask her yourself.
When someone asked about Ame, she said she was concerned and even messaged her.
If you weren't autistic, you'd be able to see these were two different levels of responses, one indicating a level of closeness to one of them but not the other.

https://twitter.com/wersman2/status/1713028781978333279

>>60470384
but she's a woman, taking accountability for your actions is a rare trait in them.

>>60469568
THIS is still my favorite goob pick

>>60470331
I caught a stay home opportunity that they gave out last minute.

>>60470369
If she has always been this way, then why did she used to communicate and seemingly care about her fans? She may or may not be on the spectrum, but you're wrong if you think her current behavior of ignoring us and never communicating is caused by that, considering she used to do it all the time just fine.

>>60470587
it lasted a year and a half
that doesnt mean thats what shes always been like

>>60470460
She didn't answer because she already knew what's wrong with Gura. It's a chronic illness that they've talked about before.

>>60470587
I dunno,
Im a little on the spectrum. Ive considered being a streamer before. People seem to really like me. I have had people I have just met tell me I should stream... and it seems fun short term.

But when I think of so many people wanting my attention everyday a wave of exhaustion washes over me and my stress levels spike.

Maybe goomba like that too. for a while the wave and attention energized her but now its just overwhelming stimulation and too many eyes perceiving her and her every move.

>>60470293
>She said nothing about her communicaion status with Gura.
Yes she did, after she got a 2nd superchat about both of them, she said I don't know anything, and I wouldn't tell you if I did.

I always thought that maybe the reason Gura is so secretive is maybe because there's a mismatch in what she wants people to think she does and enjoys off-stream and what she actually does and enjoys off-stream. I have no idea what that would entail, but if Gura had to hide everything she enjoyed doing while spending time with us, then it makes sense that she would eventually distance herself from her fans and Hololive over time.

>>60470288
I've noticed for the past while I'll get a response from her with my chats that is often just a quick reaction from her yeah, but also sometimes even lead to a fun conversation or story. Like most streams these days she sees me when she never used too I don't think.
I just somehow earned some of her favor over time or something.
I don't spam superchats for attention, I just want to chat with her.

>>60470698
And there's the mystery illness cope, the one that lets her show up for a 5 hour long collab and run on a treadmill, but cripples her hands to the point where she can't tell her manager to draft up a hiatus letter.

>>60469807
They are eager to feel sad and angry I suppose

>>60470384
All that matters is that chumbieprime still loves gura.

I hate it and it has upset me to do so but I unmembered just now and sent feedback to YouTube that she is not delivering perks on memberships as promised with detailed information on what she has been doing just to walk off with the money.
I do feel bad but I can no longer give her money because she is not doing anything. we are not getting streams or anything and don't get me started about members ' streams because we have not gotten anything like that for a very long time. to many broken promises about streaming and members streaming all the movies she told us we would watch and all the stuff she told us she would make up to us she did not. Hell, I wanted to believe her when she told us we would have a strong October full of scary games just for her to be gone for half of the month so far and I don't think she will be back for the other half at all. There has to be some way to get a hold of someone who can give some kind of update on what is going on or someone to give us a refund for memberships for the months she did nothing.

>>60470594
What would people think if I told them that no girl in this world has ever made me feel love before until I met this one and then show them something like this:

my wife

>>60471186
Less competition in the fight for the last chumbie

>>60471143
you're mentally ill
>>/vt/image/sQDGICa_4orI8PEqRZvEGQ

>>60471077
>They are eager to feel sad and angry I suppose
They feel that way regardless, they just want the chance to express it. All work no Gura makes Chumbies upset.

>>60471186
Unless this was a copypasta, it is a ridiculously cowardly move to delete it.

>>60471285
It was my post and I was not the one who deleted it.

>>60471012
>she can't tell her manager to draft up a hiatus letter
She probably told her manager NOT to draft up a hiatus letter, management are obviously keeping tabs on things but they can't go against the talents will. Keeping things private isn't unusual for her, she probably hopes everyone will just be chill about it until she is ready rather than committing to official breaks and returns.

>>60471186
Actually really frustrating that her response to letting people down for Movie May is to just never do a watchalong again. But it fits her history I guess.

>>60471186
You should have left a comment explaining why you left. I doubt she reads comments, but I am almost sure that she never reads cancelation feedback.

sanitation department has an itchy trigger finger tonight, I don't enjoy looking at those posts but I don't think it's rule breaking
better than having the bathroom smeared with shit, I guess

>>60471320
>management are obviously keeping tabs on things but they can't go against the talents will.
Are they really? How can you tell? And why do you think they can't go against their will? They made Gura show up for the anniversary streams that she obviously didn't want to be there for.

>>60471328
The cancelation feedback does not go to Gura but to YouTube them self.

>>60471273
>All work no Gura makes Chumbies upset.
There's chumbies absolutely. But you can't ignore that a ton of this is people who's hobbies are mostly just shitposting and disliking popular things.

>>60471392
Group anniversary stream isn't mandatory

>>60471413
Youtube is not going to do anything the same with Cover because they make all that money from Gura and they want the cash flow to keep coming but that will soon slow down. Hell, we have been over 2 months without a members stream.

>>60470550
What for?

>>60471336
It should probably be an internal rule that janitors that are fans of a specific vtuber probably shouldn't be allowed to moderate that vtubers thread, however that might also cause things to be worse in the long run, especially for more popular vtubers. I'm not sure.

>>60471435
Yeah, Cover would totally be cool with her ditching the group anniversary the day before hers, they definitely wouldn't pressure her to show up for that.

>>60471413
That's odd. Why would Youtube care that you don't feel like the streamer is doing enough? It seems like the only thing they should care about is whether you canceled because of Youtube's system or something.

>>60471420
>disliking popular things.
At this point hating on Gura is the popular thing. I'd be willing to bet it's more disgruntled or ex-chumbies around here most of the time, rather than randos who do it for fun, those types always seem more obvious anyway.

>>60471531
>It should probably be an internal rule that janitors that are fans of a specific vtuber probably shouldn't be allowed to moderate that vtubers thread
But then they won't know what is or isn't off-topic.

>>60471457
>we have been over 2 months without a members stream.
If you missed that member's stream then the last member's VOD was almost 6 months ago.

>>60471435
It would have looked really bad (even for her) if she was the only member of myth to not participate for the relay only to show up on her own channel to shill more merch and then dip again.
You're probably right that the relay wasn't mandatory, but her own anniversary stream with merch was.

Every night with this shit. Something's gotta change.

>>60471531
If the other splits have a pocket janny, then we can have one too. /ggg/ doesn't have to be the board's designated shitting street.

>>60471336
This post is extremely low quality is a extremely wide ranging rule.

>>60471531
I strongly disagree. You should all fuck off to the catalog if you want to talk shit about Gura.

>>60471762
>>60471715
That's not what that implies, you mental midget.

>>60471619
>ex-chumbies
This is something I don't get, why do people need to make such grand declarations about quitting or whatever? Why can't these "ex-chumbies" do whatever they are planning to do instead now and then come join the next stream when youtube gives a notification, noone is going to blame you if you pause membership if you see that an issue.

>>60471762
What do you want to talk about then anon? If you have an interesting topic to switch us off of this eternal loop of suffering for a bit I'll bite.

>>60471725
I'm aware that the only true rule is 'the rules are arbitrary, fuck you', but still

>>60471658
That's a fairly good point. Still, posts like that one shouldn't be deleted. Deleting it brought more attention to it anyways.

The dino rest

>you shouldnt be allowed to say you canceled your membership
jesus you people are even worse than reddit and twitter troons now a days
im ashamed to be a chumbud in (current year)

>>60471811
Nothing is better than constant shitting on Gura. Just fuck off, do something else, and let this become a thread of nothing but imagedumps and hornyposts.

>>60471799
Because people want validation. They want everyone to agree and tell them they’re right.
Or they’re bored shitposters using an easy angle

>>60471811
Do you remember quiet time in elementary school? Let's do that.

>>60471710
Hmmm... there's another image from that series you could also post.

>>60471799
>I'm not in love with her, so I don't understand why the people who are, lament her radio silence.

>>60471868
If you want that, simply press the x at the top of the screen or switch tabs.

>>60471848
a perfect opportunity to strike...

>>60471904
I want you to leave.

>>60471838
>Deleting it brought more attention to it anyways.
Anon, that's why he deleted it. You're talking about someone who often deletes his own posts and has multiple times mentioned that he does it

>>60471675
wrong the one that was removed is still posted on the members tab but says it was streamed 2 months ago. If you was a member you would know this.

>>60471857
Scatbud, please take your disgusting fetish somewhere else.

>>60471904
but I always get this message when I press x..

>>60471799
If they are still into vtubing as a hobby I understand them coming here to be angry from time to time, they see her face constantly in the catalog, it's not like she's some 2 view they dropped and won't ever see again, she's literally everywhere, they can't escape her unless they stop watching vtubers all together. It's a constant reminder of how she changed and ruined that good feeling they had for her, I'm sure if I got angry enough to finally drop her and leave, and I kept seeing her around anyway all the time, I'd get pissed off too.

>>60471960
T-Then tell it to not give you that message anymore. The option's right there...

>>60472016
No! What if I accidentally click it?

>>60471619
It's always the hate filled dumdums that are the most vocal and drown out everyone else in all things.
But she has a ton of people that will always support her through thick and thin, until the end and after.

>>60471857
If you want the thread to just not exist at that point then why are you here? There's no Gura news, especially not this time of night.

>>60471988
not interested in joining this argument, but
>she's literally everywhere, they can't escape her unless they stop watching vtubers all together
kinda, yeah, you can even try to keep distance from hololive as a whole and watch stuff elsewhere and you still hear about her like every five seconds

>>60471988
>drop her and leave
Well that's kind of my point, why can't you watch someone else or do something else right now and still be there for her next stream?

>>60472066
I want images and hornyposts. This is also what most non-shitposters want out of this thread at this point. You guys are the unwanted ones.

>>60471960
I really wish chrome had this. I can't tell you how many times I've raged at accidentally bumping my mouse, causing the cursor to move to the corner of the screen, and then closing a hundred incognito tabs.

>>60471947
Reading comprehension reps, please.
>If you missed that member's stream <------
>then the last member's VOD was almost 6 months ago.

>>60471988
This reminds me of something someone else once said.

I mean if you really wanted to stop being reminded of her that badly, you could always filter her name...
It won't get rid of all of the reminders, but it'll get most of them.

>>60472128
I see that now thank you for pointing that out. This is what no Gura does to a man.

>>60472175
Oh, I mean it's not me, I'm just trying to reason out why people would still be coming here angry even after dropping her, and that was the reason that made the most sense to me.

>>60472193
god DAMN, I want to feel those teeth sink into my flesh...

The difference is that she won't ever cry in the future when she sings the songs she sang with us.

>>60472290
why not?

>>60472327
You know why.

>>60472460
I don't actually.

>>60472290
This reads like the cripple, with his cringey melodramatic writing style.

>>60472327
Because I'm trying very hard to subtly begin the cuckposting.

>>60472485
You don't know why certain songs used to make her emotional?

This is the content Gura likes to watch.

>cuckposter samefagging again
goodnight

>>60472533
Shut up, imposter, you aren't me and I'm not cuckposting.

>>60472544
her grandma used to sing them

>>60472575
based and same

>>60472575
I thought she liked Kaela and Wendigoon?

>>60472575
consistent streams?! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, GET THAT FILTH AWAY FROM MEEEEEEEEE

>>60472612
Yes, but he's talked about watching Aqua's apex streams too.

>>60472587
sus

>>60472612
god i fucking hate reddit nigger tourists

So I decided to replay Bloodborne because of all the Lies of P streams happening lately and I was stunned when I realized I had gone multiple hours without being bothered by any thoughts about this Gura situation at all. I may have found my salvation through Soulsborne...ring...and Sekiro too I guess...

>>60472590
Regardless of who it was, when we're gone from her life, songs like Ride on Time won't mean anything more to her then they did before she joined Hololive. We never meant anything to her.

>>60472652
Lies of Pee

>>60472699
gura lied about washing her hands and admitted it... truly she is the lie of pee

>>60472652
bg3 did that for me but I finished it before late august rolled around
still haven't found a new distraction, unfortunately

>>60472641
That's just the content I remember her talking about last, when was the last time she mentioned watching Aqua at all?

>>60472652
I was playing Sekiro before Lies of P came out, and while I've been enjoying Lies of P it's hard to get over just how smooth and how good Sekiro's combat system is. I still remember how Gura talked about playing it off stream a little bit but I really don't think it's a game she would be able to beat. Her rhythm skills are fine but the game still doesn't seem like her style.

>>60472652
Remember how Gura said she really liked Sekiro, but then played it completely off-stream? I hope you don't think about that while you play it. Definitely don't think about what it would be like to share Gura's experience through the game with her.
: )

>>60472772
why the chinese smiley though?

Remember when Gura mentioned her "front parts"?

>>60472797

>>60472793
What is a chinese smiley? I always thought that was the "shit-eating grin" smiley?

>>60472772
Why are you lying? Do you even watch streams?

>>60472772
If I do decide to play Sekiro it'll be last on the list because it's the least Souls-like of them all. So don't worry about me.

>>60472819
it is? I remember chinese trolls using : ) or something similar a lot, it was odd to me, so I associate it with them.

>>60472827
Yes? Are you saying that she didn't tell us about how she was enjoying sekiro off-stream about a year ago? She stopped playing it for a while, but I think she even recently said she picked it back up at some point.

>>60472666
she was thinking about me, she doesn't cry anymore because we moved in together.

>>60472885
You don't watch streams.

>>60472885
>but I think she even recently said she picked it back up at some point.
No, she just rementioned that she had tried it in the past. Absolutely zero chance she finished it, she probably didn't even get past lady butterfly

>>60472921
Lmao, it seems you're the one who doesn't watch them, retard.

https://youtu.be/0wArI3n7Qu4?t=13411

>>60472926
She mentioned she's not good at fromsoft games except for Sekiro in her new outfit stream.

>>60472652
Some people have trouble understanding that it's okay to feel happy doing other things when then girl you love isn't around. It doesn't mean you love here any less.
So anyway yeah, I really love Bloodbourne too. My fantasies of being a cool witch hunter with a cool coat, a cool hat, and a cool gun in something like this came true with this game.
Any favorite bosses?

>>60472926
I never said she finished it. She just told us that she liked it more than other souls games and how she enjoyed playing it off-stream.

>>60473029
That's true, unless the girl you love is never around.

>>60472797
Remember that she recently had a pee break on stream?

>>60472940
>>60472986
>>60473068
She hasn't touched it since she brought it up last year. She never got past the fucking tutorial.
https://youtu.be/jezcO5btF_Q?t=11430

>>60473068
You made an entire baitpost trying to make people feel bad that she tried it off stream, then you lied about her saying she picked it back up. Your entire intention with both of those posts was to stir shit up by pretending she beat the game, when almost everyone with more than two functioning braincells realizes that she probably just beat a couple of the mini bosses then stopped playing.

>>60472984
kill me

>>60472984
>6 months ago
The way she said that just fucking hurts. It's like she really did care and recognize how much people wanted it and she wanted to make members happy. I hate what has happened.