/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Randonneuring (also known as Audax in the UK, Australia and Brazil) is a long-distance cycling sport with its origins in audax cycling. In randonneuring, riders attempt courses of 200km or more, passing through predetermined "controls" (checkpoints) every few tens of kilometres. Riders aim to complete the course within specified time limits, and receive equal recognition regardless of their finishing order. Riders may travel in groups or alone as they wish, and are expected to be self-sufficient between controls. A randonneuring event is called a randonnée or brevet, and a rider who has completed a 200km event is called a randonneur. The international governing body for randonneuring is Audax Club Parisien (ACP), which works with other randonneuring organisations worldwide through Les Randonneurs Mondiaux (RM). Randonneuring is popular in France, and has a following in the Netherlands, Belgium, the United Kingdom, Italy, Australia, the United States, Canada, Brazil, Ireland, India, Indonesia, Korea, Japan and Malaysia. In the late nineteenth century Italy, day-long "challenge" sports became popular. Participants aimed to cover as much distance as possible and prove themselves audax ("audacious"). The first recorded audax cycling event took place on June 12, 1897, when twelve Italian cyclists attempted the challenge of cycling from Rome to Naples, a distance of 230 kilometres (140mi), during daylight hours. Similar events became popular elsewhere, and in 1904 French journalist Henri Desgrange produced Audax regulations, which belonged to his Auto newspaper. Under the Audax regulations, riders rode as a group. Successful riders were awarded a certificate called a Brevet d'Audax. A group of successful audax cyclists formed the Audax Club Parisien (ACP), which took over the organisation of Audax events on Desgrange's behalf. In 1920, there was a disagreement between Desgrange and the ACP. Desgrange withdrew ACP's permission to organise events under his Audax regulations, and ACP created its own allure libre (free-paced) version of the sport, where successful riders were awarded certificates called Brevets des Randonneurs. This style is now popularly known as "randonneuring".

WHAT TOOK Y'ALL SO LONG TO BAKE.

>>60339829
bakeranon said they would bake, burgers went to sleep then they never delivered kek

i cant believe bakeranon lied to us

Thread is slow anyway, so I guess I just repost my question >>60329079
Anons do you have any VODs you regularly rewatching or just like come back to once in a while (and why)?

>>60340254
I've pretty much completely moved on so no. maybe im in the minority though

>>60339859
We need more bakers
>>60340254
Take that elsewhere bro

>>60340254
the pc builds one and the 4p holo collabs

>>60340299
i mean im sure we already have bakers that are available. its just they dont use avatars/announce when theyre baking they just do it lol

he will not stream today

>>60340299
>take that elsewhere bro
huh?
>>60340358
yeah, pc builds ones were great too, didn't rewatch them though. I feel like there's quite huge gap between "great stream" and "stream you can rewatch"

>>60340633
i mean its all subjective right? i usually dont tend to rewatch streams at all but those are very entertaining to me.

>>60340727
Oh, ok, I thought you meant it's not right place to ask that question (similar to how people jokingly say who is Vesper, why you discussing him etc) so I should "take that (question) elsewhere", so that slightly confused me

>>60340945
autismanon... i'm >>60340358

>>60341293
You can just call me dumb anon, it's alright...

*gulp

>>60341771
I suppose that's not a some juice or soda you gulping?

>>60341771
hows it taste

>>60341771
Wait, since when that pic has white stains, I never noticed them before...

>>60342290
>Jimmy and nieces come to visit
>see those 3 (6) cuties after they open the door
>Retreat immediately
>Randon streams as usual and don't go to family exorcism on Sundays ever again

>>60340254
I use the boys vods as all day bg noise the way I used to binge watch old yt lets plays in college. I love zomboid, soma, all the offcollab ones but especially sonic, illegally downloaded karaokes, and all of WoW across both their channels.

You guys think he should join vshojo to lessen his load of managing his channels so he can stream more? I feel getting a manager or two would help him immensely.

>>60342602
I thought you were referring to the nieces as cuties at first and I was gonna become extremely concerned..

>>60342973
i think he should do this

>>60341771
slut

>>60342973
dude bristles under management. he should stay indie. damned inconvenient when his streaming is so irregular, but the goal is to keep the strain off him.
That said, if he joins Vhsojo it's going to be the most hilarious thing I ever saw 2023 vtubing.

>>60343030
cute little orc lolis uooohhh TqT

>>60342973
Do you really think that he has really that much of off-stream work now as mid-high 3 view indie. I think it's not that much, especially comparing it with what was when he was in stars.
Honestly I think it would be fun to see if he actually got in (and I'm slightly curious how things will go) but it's highly inlikely

>>60343030
Bro I even don't know how many nieces he have, of course I was referring to the tea kettles

>>60343211
ToT

akashi sex stream today for sure

>>60344282
Every time I see this pouty crying face I see that drawing that traumatized /MANS/ in my head

>>60344555
what was it anon? she drew a lot I think

i miss

I miss 4milks...
my bones are feeling the lack of calcium...

>>60344628
the ABDL Magni pic

>>60345093
nta ok that one i cannot claim i made kek i see it too

>>60345202
the fearwetting one, too (same crying face and artist iirc)

any plans for today?

>>60340254
Tbh no I'm living in the moment. I try to watch all his stuff live and if I miss it I'll watch the vod within 24 hours. Every so often I'll put on a vod as exercise music or something but often times I have a backlog of other YouTube videos piling up that I want to listen to

>>60345962
quality time with my father

>>60345962
SEA is done with the day. Tomorrow though I might have to sit through like 3 or 4 hours of meeting, 2 hours of which is just protocol.

>>60346806
giwtwm

>>60346138
honestly this is me. i only rewatch streams that I miss that are content thats out of the status quo for the streamer, like a special gimmick stream or an outfit reveal, etc. Too busy throughout the day to keep up with every single little VOD, but if I can make it to a stream and have it on as background noise then i'll do so. there are still some grey man VODs I never finished and have no intention of finishing especially now

willed myself to have another lewd Randon dream...i love my brain so much

stream today?

>>60347223
nice gib details plz

>>60349438
may as well (straightbros do not look) got followed to the bathroom by him (one of those public bathrooms thats just one toilet and a sink, not a whole public restroom with multiple stalls) and he got a bit aggressive with me, bent me over the sink and went to town by jackhammering me while degrading me. best part was i could feel that crap throughout the dream irl too and kind of felt a bit of it when I woke up ToT

>>60348900
idk, is his brother coming today or will it be the next week?

>>60349653
he just said this week iirc

>>60348900
It seems tenuous.

last time he streamed as Randon when his relatives were over he was on mute the entire time it was cute tho

>>60349636
nice

I WON'T GIVE UP YOU AUTISTIC GREEN CIRCUMCISED PENIS
PLAY ORC MASSAGE

>>60350486
Has he always called his brother Jimmy as Randon btw, or was that a slip?

>>60350758
YOU GIVE UP I WON'T PLAY ORC MASSAGE
T. AUTISTIC GREEN CIRCUMCISED PENIS

https://twitter.com/Randonneuring/status/1712512024004145253
Fear and Hunger 1 today, 15 minutes late to make sure no pp mod is working

>>60350873
DOUBTERS BTFO

>>60350775
he never gave his brother a name to begin with but he did talk about him without the musician kayfabe he's an airforce pilot but i think he'll rework his lore into the whole country music star thing to protect his privacy a bit

>>60350873
>doesnt want a penis on screen
weak i say

>>60339859
>>60340220
>>60340299
i put in bread then you guys asked me not to bake
i'm never listening to you whores again

>title change on twitch
he's streaming today

>>60351581
Gomen baker-san, we're all clinically retarded

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCDiz1GbnaY
https://www.twitch.tv/randonchannel
orc live

penis jumpscare possible

i think i’m turning retarded because i forgot what he sounded like

>>60351867
my favorite jumpscare

>>60351883
randonites are all dementia patients

>>60351902
are you an ishowspeed fan

so what is this game about for non nerds

>>60351965
You can't post if you're underage I think

>"there's noncon in this game"
this is the game for me! TuT

>>60352006
It's like Outer Wilds but the game just hates you with every fiber of it's being

>>60352071
>Outer Wilds like game
>Randon
should i be concerned?

>>60352097
It doesn't have puzzles, the puzzle is just "die and then dont make the same mistake later"

>>60352071
its nothing like outer wilds

>>60352048
HE HATES IT

>>60352179
thats what makes it even better ToT

>>60352145
I think it's a bit similar with the basic concept of "Finish it in 30 minutes if you've beaten it before, takes 4 hours if you haven't figured things out yet."

reeeeee skunk wh0r3 raping my orc ojisan!!!11

>naming the characters after chat
he really does hate us

>didnt tweet out the stream
im going to noncon him

this game feels like the dev would be russian but hes finnish. why

>>60352380
we both drink a lot and live in a shitty climate that shapes us t o be depressed in creative way

>>60352380
tbf whats the difference between the two. Finns and non insane Russians act the same

>>60352457
Our climate is not that shitty, moreover I can even imagine living somewhere close to equator, like SEA. It would be a nightmare. I would take cold temperature any day

dis nigga scared of corn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEtNCdilXt0&ab_channel=RandonChannel

>>60352583
I live in Siberia, my climate IS shitty,with winter taking like 5 months of the year

those are some big dogs..

>>60352730
Well, I live near Ural mountains and we have, like, 4 months of winter. I'm pretty sure our winters way softer then yours though so comparison isn't really fair , but I still would take winter any day. If summer school/uni break didn't exist summer would be my least season by far

>ignored Lando saying good morning to him in chat
its so over

>>60352933
>I live near Ural mountains
tell me your exact address right now i have a suspicion we might be the same person

>he sees us as small life forms in constant agony

>>60353040
Nah-nah, mom said I can't tell my confidential information to strangers on Internet, but we can play a guessing game if you really want to

>>60353165
>>60353040
Just fuck already

enjoy the stream im going to bed chu~

thats a fucking huge dick

>>60353244
Night milks...

>>60353244
Sleep well milky

im pretty sure these guys are supposed to be orcs
is randon's... y'know...

>>60347050
I wanted to watch his last WoW video but that was before all the stuff happened, so who knows if I will.

>>60353291
he's packing like that?

Well that was something alright

wait..so he was just raped by an orc on stream but the mods censored it kek

>>60353491
yep

>>60353491
How it happened if he castrated orc...

>>60353516
rip dunno how the orc can rape with his cock cut in half but hey

>>60353532
if theres a hole theres a way

Well that 100% checks out

so i assume todays runs will either end in instant death or rape. fitting really.

>>60353626
he's already on run 3 anon

Bros now I want to play it too... (it's not because of rape)

>>60353773
its a good game, feels nice to figure things out

>>60353773
its totally because of rape and the fucking unusually big orc cock isnt it

>>60353165
are you near the central region
>>60353238
thats what i was trying to do stop ruining it faggot

>>60353244
orc belly erotic
also i see you in the fucking chat sending gift menshis out liar :(

>>60353883
AYIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE

>>60353244
milks why is he always so smooth in your drawings?

Why he don't play horror games often, his whimpering and screaming is top-tier...
>>60353821
You mean like Ural Central region? Like Ekaterinburg or Perm? Nah. Welp, my turn. You're from...how about Chelyabinsk? Picture of some typical guy from metallurgy watching Randon after shift is making me chuckle

>>60354233
he said something before that he doesnt exactly give off the kind of feelings people would expect from horror game streamers. I assume its just a long winded way of saying horror games arent really his thing

he seems to be getting the hang of things no deaths yet

randon got basically the strongest possible start, aside from his weapon being garbage

>>60354368
So he can fake being scarred really well for entertainment but he doesn't enjoy horror genre that much himself?

>>60354480
i think its more of he feels he has to stream horror games a certain way but idk you can always ask him with a superchat

is this teh urn?

>>60354233
>spoiler
keked but no

>>60354745
probably not, drunkanon
he's got an extremely strong start but he doesn't have the game knowledge to be prepared for the bullshit this game will throw at him

>>60354863
Oh no, my homophobic heart won't take it rusanon happens to be Akashi poster, I'm already having palpitations Anyway, your turn, dude

>>60353613
OMG so true sister

that bass is non-coning my ears

Randon is Takoschizo

>>60355063
i was just curious if you're close to me or not tbdesu but alright. Khanty-Mansiysk?

>>60355474
If someone was actually homophobic he probably would said just "you faggot" or something close to it, not about palpitations kek. No, I'm gonna go with opposite. How about Kazan? The whole situation is kinda funny though

the orc is back...

I'm late again!

he hates skinny girls...

>>60355790
i meant me not taking a turn kek
very close. Orenburg? i assume you're not from somewhere up north

menhera mommy Randon :3

>>60356389
Nope. We were basically running circles around it whole time, so I'm just gonna say Ufa. If not then we're here for a long time lol, because in that case i'll have to actually open map

>>60356329
we've known he likes em chunky already

Randon alchemist arc

>tweets that he will have shorter streams this week
>getting closer to hour 3 with no end in sight
wdhmbi

>>60357099
family are probably out

twitch POV is superior because Akashi shows up in chat sometimes

he's gonna die again is he

>infinite coin bug
i love fear and hunger

why is he like this

>>60358005
what did i miss i was prepping my dinner :(

>>60357099
Orc brother and Loli orcs went back home maybe?

>1 hour zatsu tomorrow because he has to take his nieces clothes shopping
kek

>>60358261
>Orc nieces
Muneshiro, give me strength

>>60358300
sauce?

>>60358300
didnt we used to have someone who fantasized about being his niece and getting sexually assaulted or something

>>60358333
artist is Muneshiro

>>60358378
90% sure that was a shitposting anon on /MANS/ desperate for engagement

First great stream in a little while. No hate to the guy, but the gimmick zatsus and stream-unfriendly games were getting a little stale. Would much rather he sticks to regular zatsus and games like this.

>>60358579
hopefully if he takes game suggestions in his discord anons /here/ can recommend games that suit him/he can stream. and yeah personally i miss the normal zatsus especially now that they've gotten better due to a smaller community not being able to derail as often

feels like it's been a minute
puzzle time
https://puzzle.aggie.io/FzubTS

>>60358987
gonna lurk since i need to cook

i forgot how he sounded like.....

>>60359894
You really need to diversify your hobbies, anon.

>>60358378
yeah and also someone who fantasised about being his child and getting sexually assaulted it was me

>>60358333
475987

>>60360697
what

>>60361546
kek

>>60360829
why would you do this

oh to be spoiled by Randon...

>>60363041
i'd let him do that to me

the rat poster is gone..... no....

https://twitter.com/MataraKan/status/1712589286023843959?t=pUpacwY4JTVeSXcvhEKxeg&s=19

Holy shit, Morf joined Vshojo!

i miss

>>60366896
I am?

>>60367074
sometimes i can still hear his voice...

>>60367484
His work in the FBI was dangerous, we knew it could happen....

ahem
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orc cock

>>60367484
>>60367620
you guys are so stinky!

>>60362984
something is wrong with this image...

>>60368587
peep akashis new pfp i thought the same thing too

>>60368661
just fell to my knees. why is that little faggot trying to masculinize himself now after his femboy bussy already ruined my life

puzzle get

>>60368884
>not wanting a cute vampire shota

>>60368884
He's been toying with short hair for a while.

>>60366934
Nice, a new vtuber to get double dicked down by morf

Akashi is detransitioning...

>>60368661
>>60368884
>>60369209
>>60369311
im really gonna do it this time /orc/

>>60369159
im not gay anon the only shotas i like are the ones that could easily pass as lolis

>>60369311
forcefem correction needed NOW

Imagine if the orc threads are solely responsible for causing Akashi to rethink his stance on being a femboy

>>60367714
Tasty.

>>60369604
he what

>>60368884
he looks hotter

>>60369991
short hair chads rise up

>>60370044
it's the bangs that really make it work...don't like boys with an undercut

>>60370126
ive never felt so out of place in /orc/ before. undercuts on men are hot

>>60370246
i prefer undercuts on women

a schizo fat black man I follow thats been streaming every single day the past year is streaming his 35th birthday rn and i cant help but think of Randon

>>60370747
do they sound similar

>>60370882
he's a pretty good zatsu streamer and has crazy life experiences like Randon (his roof fell on him during a stream). hell i may as well have just found Randons alt

>>60371269
Drop the name

>>60371574
dcigs

>Lando streaming tonight for the first time in forever
>nobody posts about it not even on the other site

>>60372463
who cares his solo streams are boring hes just gonna have a 5 min catch-up and then talk about wendys or something for one and a half hours again hi lando

>>60372463
the ligmags all died or returned to their discords, there's really no public place to promote random fleshtuber man

>>60372786
landoschizo..

>>60373016
is it really schizo behavior if we already know that hes /here/

>>60372463
he just showed up on screen

>>60374357
false alarm he dropped his food immediately and went back to waiting screen kek

>>60374357
if randon types in chat can you screencap and post it here. i like the way he types..

>>60374584
ill do my best just for you anon

>>60369991

randon neuring sex

>>60375706
randon neuring celibacy >:(

>>60376173
taking randon neuring's virginity ToT

>>60376355
but if you take his virginity he won't have anything left :(

randon chastity ToT

please someone tell this orc to create thumbnails/waiting rooms beforehand. losing live chats because he wants to change thumbnails after streams end sucks for my archiving ass

>>60376922
Sticking him in a chastity cage and then constantly teasing him while he can't do anything about it... ToT

>>60377132
doesnt he already do that on youtube usually?

>>60377278
he puts up a waiting room literally a minute before streams begin with a thumbnail showing his stream schedule from 2 years ago kek

>>60377388
cute retard orc

>>60377456
i want to correct him so bad its insane

night

>>60379023
good night slut

>>60377170
he’d be whimpering so much begging for mercy yet egging you on to extend the time frame ToT

>next ando collab will be stardew
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