/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

bread

I love my wife so much!!

Sex with a fembud.

How come she don't want me man?

>>60351431
cucks

Gura is sedated by the american "health" care system

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>60351805
because she has me

The dino roam these lands

Gura is moving AGAIN, how many times has she moved now?

I want to protect her

>>60352105
same desu

TODAY'S THE DAY FELLAS

>>60351451
Undead

Gurass

>>60351431
I wish I had a sameido to clean my toilet

>>60352490
(anons toilet is filled to the brim with explosive diarrhea)

>>60352520
Gura would enjoy the smell

>>60352105
>>60352164
why won't she let me protect her?

Ritual posts looking good. Keep up the fine work, chumbuds.

>DAY 28! GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 28!

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

You know what's almost as bad than the thought that Gura might not return? Seeing her progressively expand the ghosting periods. It was days, it became a week, two, three, we're going for a month+.

Knowing she'll return for a few streams and fucking off again without warning. It genuinely destroys my enjoyment of her and goes against her desire that we all have fun when she does stream. I can't have fun Gura, I'm busy ticking down the seconds until you leave again.

>>60353060
skill issue

>>60353060
There's still another month and a half to go, chill out bro.

Just noticed she started to stream less after the vax

Situation may be dire but at least she has the best cunny art

>>60353269

>>60353269
hers is the only cunny art I look for, so I wouldn't know.

>>60353269
>goombuds cant stop gooming without any regard to gura
>artists get the dopamine rush of likes
the neverending cycle

>>60353193
This is fucking big. The next several generals need to be dedicated to just discussing this.
What the FUCK

Now that the weather's cooling down, she'll start streaming again.

Friendly reminder that this your oshi irl chumcucks...

>>60354431
MOOOOOOOOOOOOODS!!!

Mori doing another open vc minecraft stream tn, wonder if anyone outside of advent will show up. Wonder if Gura will even touch the haunted house before it's finished.

>>60354431
Fuck fuck I can't believe it. I'm gonna make inform the catalog about this behavior, it's unforgivable!!! Fucking SLUT!!!

>>60354561
no way she would just come back like that.

>>60354603
>make inform
Ah. My brain ESL'd. It's about time I head to sleep anyway

>>60354431
i always pictured her looking younger but I can see it

See you next year!

>>60351926
Gaba Inhibitor Gura, my favorite pharmachuuba

soon...

>>60355125

>>60353060
Tell Gura that

I feel like I'm about to collapse from exhaustion, but I still can't sleep.

>>60355303
Take a nap chumbie

>>60355321
my problem is that I can't fall asleep

>>60355627
You can try jerking it until you fall asleep. That's what I do.

>>60355627
I usually wake up tired and struggle the entire day

>>60355662
that usually just makes me hungry, sometimes it even energizes me.

>>60355627
Huh. I've been sleeping for 20 hours everyday myself since there isn't much to look forward to

>>60355703
same desu

If she doesn't stream by Saturday I'm deploying a Reddit post

If she doesn't stream by Saturday, I'm going to eat a tub of ice cream. What flavor should I get?

>>60353005
LOLIS FOR THE LOLI GOD
RANDOSERUS FOR THE RANDOSERU THRONE

>>60355942
hydrocodone

>>60355942
dont get a bwain fweeze

>>60355942
cookie dough

>>60355942
Choco mint.

>>60355942
peanut butter

Gura has been fucking Ame with her dual shark cocks in her shark rape den this entire time and didn't invite me!
This shall not stand!

hang in there, she'll stream this weekend

vaxies reported my post roru

Almost a month. Something's gotta give.

>>60356402
Yea, you. Now unmember, unsub, cancel any pending merch orders, close the thread, and leave forever.

>>60356154
> Ame
Whore

>>60356483
Nyo.
I'm watching this play out and you can't stop me.

>>60356481
what

>>60356483
Cuntmaze

>>60356402
If it were February, then it actually has been an entire month without a single sighting from Gura. Congrats!

Please call me cuntmaze.

I just took my second shit

The best thing you can do, is end it all and leave forever.

It seems that no matter how many days go by, I don't think about her any less and I don't love her any less. I really am obsessed with this brat.

>>60356717
"Chumbies" will call you a casual for having this opinion, but I fully stand by you.

>>60355884
What's taking you so long? We should be creating leddit posts every day but you fags act like casuals and don't actually care about Gura

>>60356717
a blessing and a curse
I personally would like to love her less and think about her less but it still hasn't happened

>>60356717
Yeah. I still love her and thats not going to change.

My nephew want an ebi burger. You chumbies mind jumping on the chopping board so I can mince you up?

>>60356717
It's hard to stop thinking about the most cutest woman in the world. She's too angelic, too good for this world.

Gura is ugly.

>>60356717
>>60356781
>>60356863
>>60356932
These Chumbies are neglecting to mention that they are miserable every single day, all day long because they care so much

>>60353269
source?

>>60357085
Being miserable would impact my life reps. I try to distract myself by being busy.

I've decided to name my new home server 'bigfish'. I think I might name my zfs pool 'chumjar', but not 100% on that one yet.

>>60357085
Hey I'm not miserable everyday. Moods change you know.
At the moment I'm just really enjoying this lovely autumn weather. I fucking love the autumn around here.

>>60357085
I'm not miserable, I simply feel nothing outside of those occasional bursts of happiness I feel when I look at her face

Is it over yet? Am I free from this curse?

>>60357229
As long as you're here, you shall never be free from the curse.

>>60356717
same desu
I still have shark thoughts every day.

>>60356782
NTA, but I made one, it got 5k views with 25% of the doots being up and 75% being down, and the whole thing was people spamming parasocial, the brain rot is too deep in that place now and I don't think any posts will fare well in the official reddit anymore, general consensus is they are all sick of hearing about her being missing after how this year has gone.
I might start back up when we hit 30 days though.

>>60357220
Ur lucky i haven't felt anything for the past year

>>60355942
Cookies and cream

Go and stay go

>>60355942
Vanilla to spite her.

>>60355942
I second this
>>60357427

dead trio

>>60357688
Still my favorite myth members

>>60357727
i wish they collabed more often, en feels so isolating sometimes

>>60356034
Based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bzd_VpJHCz8

>>60357765
It's just Myth that feels like that.

hahaha shark woman

>>60357765
>>60357823
It made those few impromptu collabs much more special. Launching ina into space was the peak of holoEN.

>>60357809
>Mikgazer
immaculate taste

>>60357469
no... goob doesn't hate vanilla, does she?

>>60358106
Anon... I'm sorry...

Ok so, realistically, how do you think this next reappearance is going to go?
Is it still going to be like every other one where she shows up and pretends nothing's wrong? Will she actually seriously address it this time? Will she come back with a graduation announcement? Will there simply be a big termination notice on the Hololive Twitter?
I'm not trying to stir shit by asking this by the way, I'm just curious as to what you guys think.

>>60358106
I can't remember if she said she hate it, but she thought it was a boring flavor.

>>60357901
>Launching ina into space was the peak of holoEN.
God, it really was. That stream was absolutely magical.

>>60358128
She will close prechat and pretend nothing is wrong for most of the stream. She will then read some not too feisty superchat and address it briefly. She will end the stream with "see you soon" and stream a few times for 3 weeks and then ghost us again until after thanksgiving

>>60357360
I don't give a fuck about NPCs it's about sending a message to management. They made her communicate and tell us she would be back on december 1

>>60358265
>Gura reading super chats
lmao.

>>60358320
yep, and people certainly haven't tried doing that again since
not once

the pain in my anus is unbearable, why did god create me

>>60358265
>She will close prechat and pretend nothing is wrong for most of the stream. She will then read some not too feisty superchat and address it briefly. She will end the stream with "see you soon" and stream a few times for 3 weeks and then ghost us again until after thanksgiving
Optimistic, here is mine:
- Twitter announcement 6 hours before the stream
- No prechat
- 2-3 hours of melon game or another kusoge, has to be from this year
- Leaves without an explanation
- Repeat 2-3 times over two weeks
- Culminates in an event/announcement of merch, Gura disappears again

>>60358470
If you are right she will only come back around the time we get more merch so do you have an ideal when that will be? she also has a song she has yet to post but Gura's youtube videos did go from 499 videos to 500 and its been like that for some time so the last video is still hidden/privet as of right now so unless its the new songs and Music video then I don't know what it could be.

>>60358362
We should be trying every day until their only option is to give us an update

I'm not sure why I can't get mad at her, really. I still love the wreck of an autistic woman
she is

>>60358598
>Gura's YouTube videos went from 499 to 500
When was that?

>>60358601
English messages are auto-fitered, send it in Japanese.

>>60358598
>Gura's youtube videos did go from 499 videos to 500 and its been like that for some time so the last video is still hidden/privet
Once again you schizo retard the video count only displays publicly available videos, private and unlisted videos do not add to that count. Kill yourself.

>>60358684
if you're even gonna bother, yeah, deepl and send it via the japanese contact form
realistically all you're doing is being a pest, but you're flushing your complaint down the drain by using the EN side contact form, they don't give a fuck

What does she usually come back with when it isn't for some big event like the last couple reappearances were

>>60358644
not to long after she started ghosting the last time
>>60358691
ok then count her videos. You will see i'm right.

>>60358601
What good will harassing an update out of her do? I don't see it achieving anything positive or changing the situation.

>>60358790
She will come back to shill Halloween merch

>>60358799
>ok then count her videos. You will see i'm right.
You fucking autist I have tested both private and unlisted videos on my own channel, and it always shows a count of zero. Fuck off you threadshitting retard.

>>60358866
Stop spreading miss information on Gura because you are upset with her or because you don't know how youtube works.

>miss information
roru

BTW the other anon is right, Youtube doesn't count privated videos

>>60358903
Fuck off faggot and learn how the site works

What an absurd situation we find ourselves in. A woman who is gone for 90% of the year somehow can't prioritize setting up expectations for this even though its obviously needed
She works for an entire corporation that supposedly manages talents like her and no one can interfere and help here

It's a comedy if you think about it.

Maybe the real gura was the friends we made along the way

>The haptic tech anon
>"Make your own gura irl" anon
>"Its her masterplan" shizo
>Gawr and Gurame posters
>Nyooom anon
>Shion poster
>"Chumbud life tips" anon
>Dino gura poster
Rest in piss fellow chumbuds and others who left

>>60359039
They probably are helping her and it's not that strange since they have the full picture of what's going on.

>>60359102
Dorfbud used to give me confidence during this bullshit, but I'm sure he gave up too...

>>60359039
No one said this corporation was competent.

>>60359102
I enjoyed being a chumbabooie
Never got why everyone hates us but simultaneously wants us to stop watching Gura and watch their oshi

>>60359102
>gurame posters

>>60359250
This is true after how they managed project hope.

Howcome scheduled streams show up in the holodex site before it show up on youtube?

>>60359039
cover is a reflection of Gura, in that they just so happen to do the right thing and win by doing nothing, but it's not really a conscious decision, and sometimes is the worst thing they could do

>>60359385
You talking about the placeholders for stream frames? Those are normally because the holo said a stream is happening at that time or has a schedule out and they're manually entered I believe.

>>60358903
>>60358799
Here I updated this just because you're stupid, it's 500
https://pastebin.com/ZqbeWcSb

Gura never coming back, not now after the American healthcare system has put their claws into Gura, there is no escape, she was already incredible sedated during her 3 year stream, it was no longer Gura, American doctors just pump their people full of drugs turning people into zombies

Gura is gone, the American healthcare system killed her, atleast what made her her

Tragic!

Prepare for a post-Gura era

I think I've come to like her absences, it's just like edging. Knowing that at some point there will be a notification to update us (whatever the update is) is making feel some things..

It's weird that I'm 1 of typically 50 people that come here daily. Like before it felt like I was 1 in a million, despite the IP count being like 150 avg. I dont know, it feels small now.

>>60359847
cozy

Who the fuck is LibAnon and why do I hear about the guy every day now

>>60359904
Gura i Korone outfit? WTF is this shit?

>>60359987

>>60359987
this artist drew gura cosplaying 50 different holos

Not quite time yet, but it feels safe to call it. 4 weeks. Four fucking weeks of nothing. Another new milestone!

>>60360165
Two days for a whole month!

>>60360165
Would you imagine this happening in the future while you were in 2021

>>60354561
>gura
>showing up to a mori stream
When is the last time she hung out with mori on stream that wasn't specifically a corporate mandate myth stream?

Do you guys think they'll say something about her absence if it does reach a month?

>>60360252
No, definitely not. I would have said you're crazy to think this would happen...

>>60360311
I just hope she's doing fine at least

day 28! give it up for day 28!

>>60360203
28 days is technically the shortest period of time that may be called a "month".

>>60360283
Rumao

>>60360283
Kek, no.

>>60360283
I'd like to thank the academy

Gura is kill?

>>60361075
Nah she's probably playing videogames and ordering takeout like she does every day

>>60361075
I spy a murder mystery: who killed Gawr Gura?

The only thing that gives me some comfort is the fact that they haven't made her hiatus official so she might be planning to come back soon

If Gura comes back with braces while in her schoolgirl uniform i will forgive her in 0.0003 nanoseconds

>>60359267
Holy victim complex!

If Gura exists then I'm happy because there is nothing that requires forgiving as she's perfect.

>>60361205
tonights the night, every night

>>60361205
She'll be here for the halloween collab anon, just hold out hope

>>60361594
didn't she not participate in the last one?

>>60361594
There's a halloween collab?

>>60361205
I mean they could've just announced a long break to begin with instead of leaving us hanging for weeks.

>>60361783
All the more reason why she'll participate in this one, right?

Holy fembuds.

/ggg/ is kill
gura is kill

>>60362946
What about Gabby?

>>60363122
im gabby

Somebody here better put on the gura wig and hoodie, im getting a little feisty.

Graduation stream when?

>>60363243
31 october

>>60363243
next year

>>60363243
It already happened, silly. I'm proud of this dumb shark.

>>60363343
yea man highschool sucks ass

>>60363323
That's Gabby

where is blu..

man, we're really going to hit 30 days

Is Gura a fembud?

>>60363538
Should there be a celebration?

All this time without Gura made me realize that I actually don't know what I'll do once she's moved on from vtubing in the future. That thigngswontlast forever. Fuck im tired

>>60363538
It'll at least be 108 day. See you next year!

>>60363650
>in the future

meanwhile patientbuds keep winning

Fembuds keep winning my love for them.

Feels like a taco bell night

I can't relax. All day, every day I've been like this. I can't focus on the other things I enjoy anymore.

>>60364580
Skill issue.

>>60364580
Anon, can't you realize that no matter what, Gura was always going to be a small part of your overall life? All she has ever been is a content creator and performer, and nothing more. You cannot let something like this situation consume you as badly as you say it does. You don't even have any control over what happens anyways. I know you probably want to get offended on her behalf when I say this, but she just is not worth it. And she sure as hell won't be upset if you specifically chose to not let this situation get to you as badly anymore.

>see ad below this thread
>cheating wives in your area
Kek. Fitting.

>>60366231
Are they fembuds though?

>>60366231
>Not using adblock

at least Gura's art tag is booming

>>60364580
get a job anon

>>60366593
I was skeptical but it does seem to have picked up alot of speed recently
not sure why, only some of it is holoctober stuff

>>60366938
nta. but what job would you recommend for someone without any skills or interests?

>>60367238
Prostitution

>>60363650
>in the future

me right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6tISxVCBnM

>>60367450
Aim better next time.

>>60367238
amazon will hire anybody

>>60367303
so it's hopeless, gotcha.

ame is back...
gura doko

>>60367643
>ame is back...
Playing a game that she absolute sucks at, blames her teammates then ragequit...yay....

How someone can play that much FPS but still not progress their skill level at all is baffling

>>60367643
>>60367931
Wrong thread.

Wife soon?

>>60367990
Fuck right off you cumguzzler

>>60367643
Cool, now Teamates can stop pretending to give a fuck about Gura.

Ame is back from fucking your shark into oblivion. After the 13,000th orgasm, Gura died, and Ame could return to streaming. All is well with the world

Day 28
>Day 28
Day 28
>Day 28
Day 28
>Day 28
Day 28
>Day 28

Realistically, how much longer can her ghosting go on? She's never truly ghosted for this long. It won't go on longer than a month, unless there's something seriously wrong.

>>60368913
I'm starting to genuinely believe that it's over and Cover is waiting to release an announcement because of the anniversary merch or the myth collab song.

>>60368913
As long as she shows up for big events and merch it won't matter to cover

Child

>>60369565
Missing child...

>>60369383
this guy gets it
"Gawr Gura" is just too valuable as a mascot for something as minor as "whether or not her VA still wants to do streams" to matter in regards to Cover's decision making. no amount of "ghosting" would be as bad for their bottom line as her graduating, an-
>coco graduated
>rushia was terminated
...actually, nevermind, I changed my mind while I was writing this post. she might actually graduate, clearly there is no "too big to fail"

>>60368913
I mean Cover could step in any time and do something about it but they clearly don't care either.

Well it's her stream time, is she still "feeling that itch" around this time?

>>60369742
She usually announces with a tweet beforehand

>>60368935
moltbud...

>>60369763
not quite what he meant, but it's not like a response that leads somewhere productive exists

Gura was never real, was she?

I'd choose a cunny that hasn't been cleaned for a couple of days over a perfectly clean one any time, I can't overstate how important the pissy smell of a cunny is to determine if it truly belongs to a slutty brat. Gura's definitely the kind of girl who pulls her panties up after peeing without wiping her slit or doing so with a single careless wipe so her golden nectar gets absorbed by her panties and it marinates her slit and undies with that delicious girly piss smell.

>>60369251
They're not letting Gura leave without all the ceremony of a usual graduation. I told you people this.

>>60370135
Retard the t-shirt story wouldn't have happened if this was true. If you're gonna be a goombrained faggot at least get things right.

>>60370135
I wish I was as eloquent as you hornybud

>>60367238
Vtubing

May I have a goob?

>>60370225
She wouldn't have used the t-shirt if she wore panties at home. She didn't have any in her dirty laundry pile because she uses the same panties for weeks at a time and throws them back into her pantie drawer when she gets back home.

>>60370163
Rushia though?

>>60370541

>>60370710
Rushia was fired you mongoloid
learn to read

Gura's stinky discharge and pee stained panties, I bet I'd faint just from a single whiff...

me btw

Hey maybe Ame being back means Gura- ah I can't even finish it

>>60370646
I need to know her smell

>>60370754
I mean we don't know what's up with Gura.

>>60370837
Shrimp sus

>>60371156
Same brother, same. I've smelled dirty panties of girls I liked before but I just know Gura would have the most alluring fragrance of them all...

>>60371140
There was never any correlation and you trying to force one was always stupid.

>>60366231
Thanks, Youtube.

>>60371803
>youtube advertises adblocker
>while actively crusading against adblockers

Someone throw the yellow one sheckels and ask about Goob.

A-any day now...

*cricket*

>>60372379
What if this shrimp had a gun

>>60372526
He'll show them... He'll show all of them...

>your wife comes back home after randomly leaving for an entire month
>tells you she doesn't feel comfortable talking about why she's been away
>you hear rumors that she joked about only spending time with you if someone was threatening her with a knife
Do you:
A: Tell her to pack her shit and fuck off
B: Give her half of your paycheck and thank her for coming back

>>60361205
She's always planning to come back. Just like I'm always planning to get back in the gym and lose this fat. The trick is taking that first step. That's how depression works and why Gura only comes back for mandatory streams.

>>60366408
Gotta support the cause!

>>60373107
Well, i think the answer is pretty obvious

>>60371803
>>>/g/96611922

>>60373107
C: [Glass her]

>>60373107
I tell her we have to go to marriage counseling and make her see a therapist or I'll divorce her and take half her millions.

>>60373107
C: Mating press

>>60373266
kek

>>60373107
... But will she pee in my mouth?

28 Days Later

>>60373851
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RktX4lbe_g4

There are chumbies that arent horny for gura and thats crazy to me

I'm not horny for Gura, but I enjoy watching her content.

>>60373975
Some just crave emotional connection

>>60373975
Gura art doesnt make me horny, Gura does. Her first ASMR and the bullies you soundpost are my favorites.

I'll never read the thread
I LOVE GURA!!

im watching FWMC
what are you buds up to

>>60374495
I've been procrastinating on showering for the past 8 hours so I'll work on doing that by leaving momentarily

WHERE IS GURA

>>60373107
>you hear rumors that she joked about only spending time with you if someone was threatening her with a knife
QRD?

gawr cute

>>60374495
just sitting in front of my pc browsing. cant decide what game to play
might watch a movie instead
thinking of goob

>>60374495
getting my new home server set up, currently doing HDD burn in runs before building the ZFS pool while reading up on podman containers

>>60373975
By all accounts I should be horny for Gura but I feel more like Gura is just cope. It's why I miss her, she used to give me the dopamine happies for a few hours whenever she streamed.
Other holos just don't give the same happies.

>>60367643
Apparently the yellow one was suspended. Probably the same thing happened to Gura.

I think Gawr and Gura should have sex

>>60375017
Your mouse is fucking disgusting, filled with dead skin and gravel and dust and food and bactera, you are disgusting

>ame admits she did absolutely nothing the last 2 weeks
>but gura has totally been working on super cool projects during her breaks this past year

>>60375244
while i watch

>>60375298
It had been in the closet for a couple years, acquiring mold and dust. I just needed something for the initial setup and didn't want to unplug my regular desktop mouse.

>>60375328
sir, this is the anti thread

>>60375328
I told you guys, its gonna be like 90% her scrolling thru instagram, playing games off stream, or something equally as stupid.

i really miss gura :(

>>60375492
doesn't the highest tier key pass for disneyland allow you to go every day? maybe gura's just hanging out there.

>>60375492
Nuh uh, she's totally dying of super cancer AIDS

>>60373975
people who are scared of being called lolicons

>Ame only came back because she saw an Amedoko on ifunny
You know what to do. Start making I miss Gura memes in TickTock, Instagram, ifunny, etc

>>60375857
That's honestly what I've been thinking, that the best way to get a response from her would be for some same doko type memes to go viral. But getting something like that to happen organically is difficult.

>>60375328
part of me wants to believe ame and gura made a bet that goes something like "bet you cant go radiosilence for 2 weeks without an excuse" and ame is just showing her "see? its not that bad."to show gura how to deal with her destructive ghosting tendencies. kind of like showing her a way to deal with it, because gura herself is too cowardly to just come back. remember how her "hoohoohaha ive returned" streams without mentioning anything at all were collabs?

>shion nendo
>gets a shiokko
>botan nendo
>gets an SSRB
>gura nendo
>gets fucking bloop
Why are we cursed with this blue piece of shit

>>60376089
No she's returned with solo streams without mentioning anything before.

Despite everything, we remain comfy.

>>60351431
no way! I have seen this exact image before!
Deja vu
that's from 2022 holoctober right??

>>60375244
Yeah with me

fbghsdgshfhsfhsgdhshdshfhshdsdhyysydysgdgf

>>60376532
whoever is making the OPs now doesn't care to much

>>60374878
https://youtu.be/HTgzc9_uAaY?t=991

What killed her motivation?

>>60377177
A jeetus feetus

>>60375298
NTA but I have a sweaty hand too so I avoided mouse with rubber coat

>>60376857
cute wife

>>60377249
mmhdjgshsdhfhsdghds

>>60377285
I'll lick her tears dry

>>60373107
>>60377130
Will you stop sperging out over that joke already?
>It was tone deaf
Yes Gura is tone deaf. You should know this by now.

>>60377449
Dude joke or not it tells us how she feels about streaming
No one who liked streaming would make a joke like that

>>60377516
She would make a joke like that even if she was streaming. Again Gura is just tone deaf so she keeps making insensitive remarks. This was the case even before these disappearances.

>>60377516
It tells us how she feels about her kidnapping fetish, retard.

Fem~ buds~

>>60377669
>she keeps making insensitive remarks
Holy shit what a pussy, go to your "safe space" you fucking labradoodle, you are 10-ply bud

So it's now confirmed that they can just take random unnanounced breaks for no reason without working on any projects? She just doesn't want to stream...

>>60377915
She likes the idea of my streaming dungeon.

>>60378173
Well you guys got pretty triggered over that 'force to stream' joke so I'm just saying that she's known for being tone deaf and saying stuff that's not appropriate.

>>60378612
>saying stuff that's not appropriate
She has never ever said anything inappropriate, what are you on about

>>60378336
>Cover never makes talents stream in the first place and talents can take however many days off streaming for no reason
It took you this long to figure that out?

>>60378689
Not appropriate given the circumstances at least like that joke your crying about.

I am in a great amount of pain
I accidentally got menthol-y aftershave on my balls. Do not send help. I am already dead.

>>60378906
why are you using aftershave

>>60378906
at least you didnt put bengay on your balls

>>60378981
cause i just shaved

>>60378998
you could not use aftershave after that

>>60379063
but whenever i dont my skin gets all rashy and itchy for weeks

I don't shave my balls. Viewer reflect oshi

>>60379137
another solution is to wear clothing while you shave so there is cloth between it and your balls

Gura's bushy pucci and hairy pits.

I'm gonna chimp out if we get 4 collabs in a row if she comes back.

Gura is fuzzy like a squishy peach.

>>60379305
>>60379380
fuck off anti

>>60379305
>>60379380

>>60356578
Coochie mazo

sometimes i pull up an image of guras face and just stare at her

>>60379755
based

>>60365953
Well said. Appreciate the positives that exist that a virtual shark can actually give you positive vibes

>>60379351
collab into mandatory into collab, sponsored game and then again silence

>>60378906
Man up. I always pour Brisk aftershave on my balls or else they get acne and razorburn after shaving them.

>>60376038
That's borderline anti behaviour. It could also go very wrong and hurtful if the likes of Okbuddy Hololive pick it up. Don't do it.

>>60380508
christ, go back

why is so much futa gura art with mori
i want some variety in my shark cocks damn it
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/112507953

>>60381562
It's literally one guy commissioning it and the Kronii stuff. Pay up if you want variety.

>>60377177
She's in labor.

>5 minutes between posts in primetime
are >we the deadest we've ever been?

>>60382290
This is how it should be.

>>60382290
Blame Gura

It might be too late for Gura to come back.

>>60382290
still too fast

>>60380357
yup, literally just stop supporting her and you can start enjoying her again, instead of being bent out of shape about the ghosting. bum gift memberships or watch pirated member streams and lives. She's a fun surprise when she comes on, and you don't feel like you're being taken advantage of when she ghosts. You can just simply enjoy watching her again instead of thinking about what little you are getting for what you are paying.
I'm sure she would encourage the same thing too privately.

>>60382290
>in primetime
Where Gura stream?

>>60380508
I mean if she's legit just going to forget we exist until someone reminds her then what else do you wanna do?

Someone superchat Ame

>>60382971
I will never spend money on any of your whores.

>>60382733
Do something else with your life. Like she has, over the course of years, repeatedly gently suggested you do.

Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.

>>60383170
I wish it was that easy

>>60383134
this. Just stop watching gura. stop supporting her and watch something else. do something else. If you are this broken up, you shouldn't be a chumbud.

>>60383385
No, stop complaining about Gura. Keep watching her when she shows up.

>>60383170
where fembuds???

Hamas kidnapped Gura, that's the real reason

So Ame's back from an obvious 2 week suspension (the real company logos on her new outfit were removed and she apologized) and she's streaming multiple times in the next few days. That means Gira is and was the only one who disappeared.

>>60383385
>>60383442
Peoole can keep watching Gura and keep complaining and there's nothing you can do about it.

>>60383738
Stop making stuff up. She just didn't want to stream and now she feels like streaming.

>>60383738
>(the real company logos on her new outfit were removed and she apologized)
They were removed before her break. Fuck off with your retard post

>>60383703
>Gura stops streaming
>The world immediately goes to shit
Coincidence?

>>60383758
sure, but you're wasting your life doing so. I suggest opening your short video site of choice and scrolling instead. That's legitimately a better use of your time.

>>60383385
>>60383134
NTA, but you don't even care about Gura. Shut the fuck up, you cock-sucking faggot.

Ask her about Gura you absolute retards

>>60383939
Do it youself, retard.

>>60383939
Cringe fans like you are why I don't say anything other than Gura doko in public.

>>60383855
Yes, immediately right before. It's obvious she got in trouble for it.

>>60383703
Gura commands a submarine anon. She could be operating near the south china sea or the mediterranean right now.

>>60383883
>1st absence, Ukraine war, Nordstream sabotage
>2nd absence, Nova Kakhovka Dam burst, wagner, and the death of Prigozhin
>3rd absence, war in ME
i dont think it is a coincidence anymore

>>60383986
Retard

>>60383134
>>60383385
Why are you samefaging? Just go back to discord already.

>>60383980
NTA, but no one cares, dipshit.

Cheated on Gura and goomed to Shion again.

>>60384072
Any retard that asks ame anything is about to get verbally abused by her but thats probably what they want.

>>60383898
nta. everything in life is a waste of time though.

>>60382733
Believe in her.

>>60382971
no superchats on lol

>>60383980
Yeah same. The member comment meltdowns make me feel like a complete faggot when I try and think of something to write. They have no idea they are throwing gas on the fire.