/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>60323081
Oh no, ohhh no no no no no no no

>>60323081
>Hololive... only grows stronger (again) >:3
GURA PLEASE

>>60323081
It finaly makes sense now.......Dimitri Jap is Gura all along.

She is working behind the scenes after all, You have to apologize to her now anons, be sure to give all the akasupas she deserves.

>>60323081
So exactly how long has Dimitri Jap been pretending to be Gura and what happened to the original?

>>60323388
You got it wrong anon, Jap IS Gura all along

>>60323081
>Jap really was Gura
kek. Guess it explains how they had enough sway to convince Cover to ban homo EN collabs

>>60323388
He got into Gura's account to post because no one else was available so he's the one that made that tweet

>>60323081
Jap is dating Gura

>>60323081
I really wish there wasn't easily accessible info on Mr. Jap's history, like his previous employment and school award articles. It would make the rrat about him secretly being Gura so much funnier.

>>60323081
Gura doing undercover work again

>>60323081
>Gura (forma EN Director)

>>60323618
spent last 3 months of summer with gura

>>60323081
>Hololive only grows stronger
Feels weird seeing a grown ass man in his 30's type that... that's my honest opinion

>>60324193
Also that two of his bigger talents are completely MIA with Ame possibly gone for good.

>>60324267
>Ame possibly gone for good.
no fucking way QRD on that?

>>60323081

>>60324362
No tweets, no membership posts, literally off the grid. But to answer you realistically she's burnt out completely

>>60323081
EVERYBODY KEEP FUCKING CALM

>>60324362
She has been completely MIA from all social media since Sept 30th and not even Kiara has spoken to her in weeks. You might think "So what?" but she has never gone missing like this in her 3 years of streaming.

>>60324362
speculation.

>>60324531
....Which implies serious IRL shit rather than graduation.

>>60323081
Gura is probably pregnant with his kid or something

>>60324531
Mmmm maybe she's having a Chammers situation too?

>>60324490
>>60324531
whats the current mental state of teakeks right now

hello??? this is a gura shitposting thread. can you teafucks make your own???????

>>60324663
Most of her freechat are going to her split to shitpost and vent.

freechat conversation is si cringe

>>60324638
Hope someone is taking care of her menagerie, how many pets does she have again? Like 12?

>>60324630
>....Which implies serious IRL shit rather than graduation.
oh fuck do you think she's going crazy after the homos graduated?

>>60324531
...EN4 LETS GO!!!

>>60323081
that ">:3" emoji
wait a minute....

>>60324267
Nah she's prepping Tempus 3

>>60323081
>:3

>Gura and Ame are MIA because they are secretly lapring as Jap and fixing EN behind the scenes
This board is funny, not gonna lie

>chumkeks simping for a middle aged man
el oh el

>>60325747
>board thinks women can do management
>board thinks gura and ame is actually males

>>60324663
Teamates in the general are split between complete denial thinking everything is okay and the other half are knee deep in doomposting, with one trying to email and superchat literally everyone he can.

>>60323081
HOly shit Jap was Gura all along
I kneel
I take it all back
WE LOVE YOU KWEEN

>>60325976
>with one trying to email and superchat literally everyone he can.
that one in particular is from the freechat and won't shut up

>>60323081
>(again)
uhhhhhhhhhh THEY KNOW

>>60325166
Anon, you had complete free range to make an actually decent rrat and you went for the most retarded illogical one possible. Why are shitposters so uncreative now

>>60326323
Post your rrat if you're so great

>>60326323
Unironically obsessed with cock. If a new girl debuted in Hololive with a Towa sounding voice nowadays they'd immediately look for her roommate to see if she's a tranny or not.
Hell, people still peddle a rrat that Flayon is a tranny even though it was debunked mere seconds after it surfaced. They just wanna call anyone a fag these days.

>>60326447

>>60323667
How are you sure it wasn't a planted in advance to throw us all off the trail that he's Gura... I mean isn't too easy to find those records... suspicious

>>60323081
>Hololive... only grows stronger (again) >:3
>(again)
> >:3
At this point, Gura NOT being Dmitri is the rrat. This absolutely cannot be a coincidence, she just fucking with us right now

>>60326531
off model

>>60324531
>She has been completely MIA from all social media since Sept 30th and not even Kiara has spoken to her in weeks.
How is this any different than what happened with Ina and Gura during those radio silent "health" breaks that went on for a total of 5 months in late 2022? While things are grim after what happened with Vesper and Magni the EN branch went through similar events after Sana's mysterious graduation. While Cover could fire more of their talents I can't imagine them doing anything else to demoralize the EN branch unless they want it to fall apart.

>>60327171
Ame has never been gone this long before announcing that she would be on hiatus. The most was like a couple days.

>>60327171
https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1485013973959249922
https://twitter.com/hololivepro_EN/status/1605610089515450368
They weren't radio silent. This time, not only it is a silent Gura break, it is also following a supposedly reinvigorated Gura by Advent, streaming full weeks, and after promising on a member's stream to not go on a no communication break again. She's not just gone again, she broke chumkek's trust.

>>60327472
its over....

>>60323081
Eii, back to your main job, gura

>>60327739
chumkeks... damn I almost feel pity for them

jap man thing strikes again

>>60323081

>>60324531
Stealth suspension for Bubbabot

I don't get it.

>>60325166
She had a fun karaoke the DAY of the annoucement. Either she didn't care about them, or cover fucking mandated a karaoke from her to "save face", which is beyong immaginable. If they could somehow force her to do that, then her disappearing and eventually graduating would be 100% understandable

Ame is definitely eyeing vShojo. She wants to return to Twitch and do react streams, play copywritted music and just do whatever random shit comes to her mind without asking for permissions.
Gura probably has some sort of untreated mental condition like crippling depression or anxiety so she wont stream but Cover can't graduate her because it'd probably be grounds for a lawsuit.

I'm a hako-oshi but I kneel to the gwombus
long live hololive

>>60328652
was vshojo a thing when EN1 debuted?

Are you retards actually falling for an obvious fake account like that?

>>60329057
Hi gura

>>60328030
>Bubbabot
what was the issue with that?

>>60329057
stream doko?

>>60329101
>>60329166
It's obviously fake.
Anybody can make an account and post shit.

Gura really is special isn't she... Maybe she feels like an imposter but all I know is I'm a 32 year old man with grey hair and her karaoke streams really speak to my soul and that's something.

I hope she's okay

>>60329227
yeah yeah but when will you stream tho

>>60329270
>I'm a 32 year old man with grey hair and her karaoke streams really speak to my soul
Unironically having sex would fix that

>>60329407
No, I don't think it would.
I'm going to die a virgin.

>>60329136
male

>>60324267
>gone for good.
>Hololive... only grows stronger (again) >:3
This two statements are complete opposite you retard.. you wouldn't exclaim that stronger line if there's an imminent graduation of a well known en (cause vesper/magni grad doesnt count)

>>60328652
Cover has no reason to graduate Gura. Just keep her around and collect free money from established fans.

>>60323081
GURRRAAAA!!!! I kneel.

>>60323081
Holy shit it even reads the way she writes, only with more capital letters because it's meant to be more professional. Ganbare Gura.

>>60328652
>Ame is definitely eyeing vShojo.
Yeah, after seeing how they lost their shame and let a man into their corp, she doesn't have any more reason to hold back from kicking the rest of Tempiss off to there.

>>60325976
Reminds me of the vesties and magmites lol

>Gura is actually a middle-aged Chinese man
Man, these rrats really do come around. Remember several years ago when literally everyone's perception of a vtuber was exactly that?

>>60329990
>ame doesnt want males
>the classic memoryholed coming from teakeks

>>60330146
I don't really care anon I was just countering your shitpost with another shitpost. Enjoy being mad

>>60330177
>i dont really care
>i pretend to not see it
Mmmmm lovin it

>>60330233
Anon please if you keep replying like that it only makes you seem madder.
Anyway my job is done I'm out of here

>>60323081
:3

>>60330340
>got you replied anyways
>no u

>>60323081
So she finally got promoted to manager? That's supposedly the next stage of the idol life cycle.

>>60330090
I've got one friend who still thinks that. It's kinda mind-boggling. No voice change software is good enough to pull that off.

>>60329407
I had a lot of sex from age 17-19 and I still ended up a weird fuckin' dude who gets no bitches in my late twenties, sometimes life just happens man

>>60327171
>with Vesper and Magni
stopped reading

>>60323081
I was going to make a post about how catalogbuds actually believed he said this but I actually followed the link. An adult man actually typed that out and posted it on LinkedIn of all places.

>>60329227
It has posts going back 5 years though? To match the job history.

>>60330841
Right? Someone posted it in GGG and I thought it had to be edited lmao. But no, dude's legit as far as I can tell.

>>60324663

>>60331267
https://www.youtube.com/live/Swr-O8K85a0?si=Eity9q-R2VdVqMVd

>>60324531
It hasn't even been a month yet, fuck off.

>>60323755

>>60323280
The Sexual Reassignment Surgery - we had the technology, we rebuild him

>>60323081
So Gura banned Mori from giving Advent bad advice and ruining their training like Mori did with Council. Specifically kronii.

Good job Gura.

>>60323081
I'm so fucking confused here. Gura is Demitry Jap using voice changer?

>>60331414
what the fuck

>>60331828
>Specifically kronii.
Mori didn't do anything. Kronii always hate you faggots and she ALWAYS wanted to collab with the homos.

>>60323081
Jap got Gura pregnant.

>>60331414
JESUS CHRIST

>>60331908
Demitry Jap got hired to be a face Gura can use because she would never let her name/face be shared around, Jap sits in an office jerking off to hentai all day while Gura does the actual job.

>>60332186
while ame got to watch forcefully

>>60332121
>>60332248
What's wrong?

>>60324531
Pregnancy Complications
you know it's hard to give birth 3 times in a row in 3 years

>>60332257
Living the dream

>>60328652
>grounds for a lawsuit
Lmao, you homo-loving underage zoomer dumbass.
Depression is not a protected class nor are Japanese companies subject to American employment laws, and to my knowledge, they don't have anything like the ADA. In fact, not only that, but Japanese companies are allowed to be as discrimitory as they want in stuff like housing and hiring practices because Japan isn't some cucked western shithole that forces companies to be diverse and replace their population with hordes of subhuman illegals. Japan is for the Japanese. Cover could literally put "No stinky chocobaarus!" in the Hololive application form, and no one would be able to sue them for it and win.

>>60328767
Vshojo is the direct result of Myth exploding in popularity and a clique of Twitch streamers coming together to form their own "company".

>Gura is so retarded she can't even tie her boots
>actually Gura is super smart manager hiding behind Jap face
Make up your mind

>>60332986

>>60332980
would she ended up in vshojo if it's not hololive?

>>60324362

>>60332986
>>60333021
sasuga Gex Guthor

>>60323755
How does she do it?

>>60323081
what the fuck, his name is actually JAP?

>chumkeks are so starved for Gura streams that they resorted to going back to Jap is Gura cope
This is getting really sad

>>60334433
jap maan ting

>>60323081
he has a pretty nice resume, are business majors this smart and cover a lot of stuff?

t. IT

>>60334433
Dimitri Jap Mann Ting(Dimitri Jap Man Thing)

Yes that's legit his name.

>>60334542
Dimitri Jap Mann Ting
ANTIJAMMING
NIP
DIRT

>>60323081
>Gura took managers job, because EN was that incompetent
Holy shit

You know, when I think about it, I can't find any reason why Dimitri Jap COULDN'T be a pseudonym for Gura actually being in charge of HoloEN

>>60334715
>The most incompetent EN is now a manager
It's over...

>>60323081
man I really need my meds
because holy shit I'm starting to believe

>>60334874
Couldn't possibly be any worse than whoever was responsible for Project Hope before they fucked off

>>60323081
no shot
someone just reported him about the gura is dimitri memes and he's playing into it
haha...

>>60324531
She has gone missing like this before with no communication. Several times

>>60323081
Congrats to Gura on her transition, I guess.

My god, the OP is a retard. Gura is not this jap employee.

>>60334922
Fair enough

>>60335335
She hasn’t,actually

I hope at least a few lolipedos have offed themselves over her absence and even more will at the impending termination.

>guras history is just being a shit poster meme singer and staying out of drama and social media
>retards keep going with the shes actually jap and doing hard work rrat
I don’t get it, it’s not even clever or funny just completely unbelievable and cope.

>>60335451
I'm excited for her next life where she has a toddler model.

>>60323081
I'm pretty sure Jap is just an AI-generated identity. It could be anyone behind the mask (probably Gura).

>>60336104
https://www.swinburne.edu.my/news/chms-no-1-takes-swinburne-sarawak-debating-championship-title.php