/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Sex with a fembud.

day 27! give it up for day 27!

Why would you guys do this to yourselves?

>>60307622
Because I love fembuds.

>>60307564
4 weeks tomorrow, the shortest period of time that might be considered a full month. Will she go thirty?

ʰᵉʷʷᵒ

Shill tweet soon. Management will post the Anniversary merch photos

>>60307651
I'm looking for a fembud. I dropped a picture of Gura in the organization I go in hope A fembud bite it.

>>60307914
Please don't aggravate the gurame spammer...

Gura, if you don't stream this week i will kill a baby panda in Minecraft

Her life is in your hands

>>60307622
My last girlfriend broke up with me 6 years ago and I’m still broken from it.
You have no idea how long I can wait for.

>>60307923
The other thread was just a shitposter, not the amesame faggot. Look at the filename.

>>60307564
I genuinely can't believe she's let it gotten this bad.

I tried to cancel all of my Gura merch pre orders since she never streams but they responded saying that they cannot cancel it...

>>60307504
fembuds are gay

>>60308110
Lesbianism can be cock corrected.

>>60307766
oh hi

see you next year
>see you next year
see you next year
>see you next year
>see you next year
see you next year
>see you next year
see you next year

ITT we list things that you can get more value from for $5 than a Gura membership, I'll start:
>some new socks
>a tube of toothpaste
>dollar menu mcdonalds meal
>20 gumballs
>burning the money for warmth

Since when has paying for membership been about the content and not about supporting a content creator you follow?

>>60308246
i prefer the undeniable certainty of being the last chumbud
which is, of course, me
not (You)

>>60308348
I would read your sentence out loud just so you realize the mistake you just made.

>>60308348
Supporting someone that is already financially set, yeeeeeah, that is so sane and not at all braindead, like the idiots that donate to xQc wheen they barely can afford instant noodles

Supporting Gura with donos and membership is like trying to fill out grand canyon with a single pebble, she wont care or noticee you

>>60308545
$5 a month is nothing to me as well. Maybe stop being poor?

I changed my car oil and oil filter today
I'm a GROWN man

>>60308606
You still don't geet it eveen though i explained it to you, it has nothing to do with being poor, it's about the delta

>>60308667
What about your cabin air filter?

>>60308667
you're an overgrown parasite

>>60308718
i did that last year

>>60308704
Yea, a 0.04% delta is nothing to me.

>>60308770
Yeeah, i totally believe you are within 0.04% of Guras bracket, delusional cumbud

>>60308667
Well done, chumbud

>>60308898
I own a billion dollar enterprise, go bother someone else with your poorfag mentality.

Bros I NEED a Gura suika stream PLEASE

https://twitter.com/MmdShrimp/status/1712229551265210433
Need Gura doing this on stage

>>60308667
You have passed the first test.
But you aren't a real man until you change your brake pads and rotors.

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

>>60309157
Gura is a loli beggar at most

>>60308032
Really?
I mean, people told you over a year ago that this was going to happen and nearly every day since and you cant believe it?

>>60308049
do a chargeback, its what i did

Gurass

Is Gura a fembud?

Just thinkin' of goob

>>60307622
At the end of the day it's that sweet sweet perfectly smooth puffy pissy immature shark cunny and the infinitely small chance that it might squeeze your pp one day...

Gura's bushy pucci and hairy pits.

>>60309776
Keep on chasing that dream. Who knows? You could be that last chumbud.

Gura is fuzzy like a squishy peach.

What's the most recent Gura activity?

>>60309157
I listened to that song for the first time yesterday and it sucks.

>>60309891
Agreed. MV's animation was good though.

Hey ggg
Just letting you know I'm the guy who said he'd kill himself if gura didn't stream today
Well I am now dead and will no longer be participating in these gay threads
Peace!
pic is me rn

>>60310030
Fuck you deadbeat

>>60310030
Glad you reincarnated as a deadbeat, now off you go.

>>60310030
bai bai!

>>60307345
is gura jewish?

>>60310030
Truly a fate worse than death...

>>60307914
This is an insult to my wife Frieren

>>60309075
I had those changed about 3 years ago. I drive an audi so I'm limited in how much I can actually do myself

>>60310199
Does that anime get any better? I watched the first 2 episodes and got bored.

what a nice gawr butt

>>60310199
Gura is an automatic upgrade.

>>60309878
i want to squeeze it

>>60310249
If you don't like slow paced character and world building, it might not be for you.

>>60310343

>>60310156
dunno, deadbeats have it pretty good nowadays...

>>60310627
they get fucking everything, It's not fair...
how did this happen? how did mori do a complete 180 and puts out so much fanservice?

>>60310030
If i ressurect your bony ass will you kill yourself again (this time on camera)?

>>60308956
Nice, please pay gura so she fucking streams

Thespian chumbabooeys

>>60310965
Mori coombaits with thumbnails but doesn't do any actual fanservice during streams.

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>60310965
https://youtu.be/EoCA8zpbm-0
Is this the fanservice you want?

>>60309888
Merch retweet

>>60311215
Oh, ok, I didn't know.
>>60311381
fair point

>>60311381
rope yourself unicorn

>>60311564
You lost?

>>60311564
go back

>>60311564
Lmao imagine saying this in /ggg/
Go back

>>60311215
>doesn't do any actual fanservice during streams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ee_nYdUBSN4&t=4555s this wasn't even two weeks ago

I'm still here with a permanent pit in my stomach and every little reminder of her stinging me emotionally, despite being told that I really, really should just move on. I think I really am crazy...

>>60311381
Kinda? As long as we get streams i'd even take collabs with mori

Wife soon?

>>60311381
Man, I'm just thankful that gura and fauna have not collabed with any homos.

>>60311911
I wish

>>60312029
Why fauna?

>>60312084
I only really keep up with gura and fauna in EN.

>>60311911
you already know the answer

>>60310965
'fanservice' notwithstanding, how did we go from every week being fun to having genuinely, absolutely nothing
sometimes you see a complete turnaround, and deadbeats were much, much more fortunate with theirs than ours, and god bless em, they're having fun, I only wish I could say the same

>>60312122
That's cool. I only watch gura and ina and both are gone

>>60312140
>how did we go from every week being fun to having genuinely, absolutely nothing
Ask Gura that

>>60312170
Before Ina played the new final fantasy, I think the last time I watched her was when she played the wonderful 101. I cant really tell how much shes changed.

>>60310202
NTA but brakes are easy on my bmw, I think you just bought the wrong german brand.

>>60312450
It happens. Last time i watched fauna was her debut

>all chumbuds think matters is cooming and 'fanservice'
no wonder why gura doesn't give a shit about you lmao

>>60312571
I genuinely don't care about coomer stuff in the slightest.

>>60312571
For me, an oshi needs to be goslingable. People that oshi mori are beyond me.

I feel like being gone for a week/2 weeks hell even 3, she can actually come back and pretend nothing happened like she has so far

But its gonna be real insulting when she returns doing that AGAIN, after a literal month

I don't care if Gura goes on monthly hiatuses or whatever. I just want her to be happy and healthy. If she comes back to stream, I'll be there to watch. If she appears in someone else's live, I'll be there as well.

>>60312699
Nah. We will welcome her back with open arms

>>60312756
filthy casual

>>60312756
I mean I would like to know how she's been and if she's doing well but she won't tell us anything.

>>60312669
it's easy to gosling over someone so incredibly transparent

>>60312803
How am I a casual if I watch all of her content and appearances?

>>60312699
I personally don't see much of a difference between doing it after 3 weeks vs a month. It's wrong either way.

You buds buyin?

>>60312699
I don't think this was planned; there were too many moves Gura made this year that doesn't make sense if Gura was leaving Hololive or checking out mentally.

These are the true chumbuds.

>>60312966
Nyo. I wish nachomama didnt play so much kusoge

>>60312966
Very likely

>>60313021

>>60312669
it's actually really easy to gosling somebody who puts a ton of effort into her content and who interacts with and treats her fans really well
>buh buh buh males
kill yourself

>>60313119
Eat shit, cumguzzler.

>>60313119
Mori is hard to relate to for me. I like gura and fauna because they feel like people I’d enjoy the company of. The homoshit doesnt help either

the most tiring thing about this, for me, is somehow that pajeet is still membered and patrolling memberposts for weird positivity trolling(?) purposes
every week I go look and there's a new pile of comments from him pretending to be supportive, it's sickening

>>60313242
Why do you care?

>>60313119
>muh effort
Mate how the fuck is effort goslingable, your interests in women are atypical.
>treats her fans really well
You will never live down the cuckbeat arc

>>60312855
if you are not completely and utterly miserable 24/7 about Gura being gone then you are not a real Chumbud and you don't belong here.

>>60313405
Can't tell if you're being sarcastic or genuine, either way you're not posting in good faith.

>>60313225
relatability wise, I honestly could see a ton of people watching vtubers finding some common ground with a loser millennial that fell behind the zoomer meme wave but found interest in a (relatively) fresh medium that gave them a sense of belonging

>>60313405
Epictetus told me to not be a pussy.

>>60313347
>how the fuck is effort goslingable
nta, but did you not see Ame (early on) or Kiara?
when someone puts in hours to make you happy or just spend time with you, it's easy to develop positive feelings

>>60313318
care might not be the right word for it, I dunno
it just baffles me that these creatures actually exist, or something

>>60312140
KFP and Takos are pretty happy now too
The only other ones suffering are teamates

>>60313180
>>60313347
i'm sorry all you can think about is cock, hope you get better soon

>>60313572
Oh please. It's only been a few weeks for them. We've had to put up with constant disappearances with no explanation for over a year. Their "suffering" is nothing in comparison.

>>60312966
Nahh and all she do is play FPS all day. At this point she can enter to VSPO or NeoPorte if she wanted.
At leas she isn't Menhera like Nabi that she enter in away mode again because she didn't realized that Korean Universities are really thought.

>>60313405
you're probably joking but you wouldn't think so with the state this thread is almost always in

>>60313945
M RT

>>60313945
M

I'm going to cum on the next five posters.

What happens if she makes it to a month? Do we get an update from Cover?

>>60313945
M

>>60312993
The fact that she was in councils showcases and might be in Kaela’s means she’s in Japan or having to buy studio time in America. Her and Kiara are supposed to be doing their late birthday 3D lives soon as well. Half her issues would be gone if she bought a high end laptop, moved to Japan, or was heavily medicated

>>60314088
her panties dissolve into dust

>>60313874
I never said anything about who's suffering more. Also they have more reasons to be concerned because it's the first time Ame ghosted like that

My chameleon is addicted to superworms.

I cannot believe the iron will some of you buds must have to still M RT even now...

>>60314108
Her main issue is being heavily medicated, her doc probably got her hooked on some shit. Gura has a history with addiction.

I don't love Gura, but I enjoy watching her content.

I don't love Gura, but I enjoy masturbating to her petite body.

>>60314130
that would only serve to clean her room

>>60314108
Not this fucking cope again. She was in one performance and reacted to Mumei and this shit would've been done months ago

>>60312170
>>60312450
I'm actually pissed at Ina too, I wanted to watch someone play the new FF and I knew Gura wouldn't so I started watching Ina, and bitch is like half way through the game and hasn't streamed it in like over a month now at least. All these Myth girls need serious correction.

>>60314088
Ayame made it 80 days I believe with 0 updates. They should give myth separate twitter accounts for regular shit like the JPs it would make her hate it less for about 2 weeks before she’s flooded with followers again. Then again they were barely able to handle their regular accounts so one with 0 management interventions could be disastrous

I love Gura, but I don't watch her streams.

>>60314152
Thats backwards. The one who has been doing it more has more reason to concern over than someone who did it once.

>>60314108
>Her and Kiara are supposed to be doing their late birthday 3D lives soon as well
Reminder that Gura has only mentioned this once and the last time the topic of a 3d live came up all she did was say the studio is unavailable and the situation sucks

>>60314088
Didn't haachama get an update after 3 months or maybe more?

>>60314415
Ina hasn't finished it yet? Shit, I'm still waiting for her to finish lobotomy corp.

>>60314477
One is unknown territory and the other we're used to coming back and doing the dance and doing it again at this point

I'm curious, do you think the shit's gonna hit the fan finally with her next return or will it just be like every other return?

>>60314448
They still would have to update because the Holoween events are coming think the last 2 weeks.
Gura probably will start to stream very soon a horror game. 100% Parasocial or Suika game.
Ame also is coming too.

>>60314552
Anon, there is no getting used to this. This will never be normal. So yes, it makes more sense to concern more over someone who has done something that's clearly not normal more often.

Well good bye for now. Going to play HSR eventss today.

>>60314621
>They still would have to update
lol

>>60314687
>there is no getting used to this
hello newbud

>>60314593
I assume she'll actually apologize this time and maybe read a couple of critical SCs or comments but that's about it. The Gura cycle will never end.

>>60307345
Next stream when?

>>60314593
i'm really curious to see this myself, though my money is on the latter. i think the longer it takes for her to stream again though makes the former more likely

>>60314820
That's a bit optimistic with how things have been going...

>>60314375
See I thought schizos that obsess over Gura watched streams of other girls or at least kept up with statements from Cover but guess not. How do you stay mad at someone from a company you don’t watch?

>>60314785
Been here's since the beginning and yes there really isn't any getting used to it. Of course you can preoccupy your time with other things but these disappearances will never be normal.

>>60314820
She won't read those bait SC again schizochama.

>>60314687
Nah it's fucking weird if a member that usually tells us when she's sick it whatever ghosts but we all know Gura is shit at communicating even gersekr

>>60314593
They probably going to need to say something for her soon since not saying a word to anyone for a month would look pretty bad.

>>60314489
Why do people complain about lack of streams and still not watch them?

>>60314937
Fuck off retard. Tell me what else she did for council 3d besides that

>>60314978
Imagine being so mindbroken by a single SC

I will never understand why everyone is always so angry at my wife.

>>60315226
Thats actually my wife

>>60315120
imagine so desperate to spam the same SC in her streams just to get you attention.

>>60315009
I dunno, do you complain about lack of streams? Cause you're not watching them. Go ahead, give me Gura's last update about the upcoming 3d live. I know when she said she'll have one coming out "later this year" back in the Summer, but she's been mum since and last time it cam up she said the 3d studio situation has been rough. I'm not just willing to be corrected, I want YOU to be right, but prove it.

>>60314593
If you hadn’t made peace with it already it’s now your problem.

>>60314621
She seems to only like certain chilla games so I don’t think she’ll play parasocial.

>>60315357
>If you hadn’t made peace with it already it’s now your problem.
???
What the fuck does that have to do with wondering if the next reappearance will be the same as the all the others, ESLchama?

>>60308246
>>dollar menu mcdonalds meal
Nobody tell him.

>>60313945
M+RT

>>60315319
Are we going to pretend you would not always find something to complain about and have some schizo measuring stick that you relocate constantly?

>>60315226
Well they beg you to stop watching her so the answer is obviously envy. Praying these viewers will migrate to their oshi

AHHHHHHHHHHHH

Everyone is angry but I’m more concerned for her than anything

>>60308246
actually its cheaper to buy a bottle of rubbing alcohol with it and burn it instead

>>60315558
For fuck's sake, I just contradicted your statement that she's gonna have a 3d live based on what I last heard from her about it, and you're here filing me under whatever fucking other anon you're beefing with

>>60315493
Whoops that was for the first guy that replied to you. But it works for you to stop wondering and just make peace with it

>>60308246
I cant put a price on supporting my wife.

>>60315677
I stopped being concerned about her the 5th time she could magically show up when needed (3 collabs, 2 events) but somehow was unable to communicate or stream inbetween. No illness, no dying family member, no excuse makes her unable to do these things but she can return for events.

>>60312140
>how did we go from every week being fun to having genuinely, absolutely nothing
I started asking myself the same thing a few years after graduating college

>>60315804
I’m concerned. Its not hard to hide illnesses as a vtuber

how we holding up chumbuds. When's the next stream?

>>60315677
yeah i just wish she'd open up about whatever issues she's having instead of pretending nothing's wrong when she does stream

>>60315677
I’m not angry nor worried about her. She lives in the best country in the world, might be in one of the better states, and has the money to handle most problems. Only way to fuck that up is being mel of aqua level of retarded

>>60315870
What fanbase are you from? If you give me the right answer then I might tell you.

>>60315616
I find the concept bizzarre in general, Gura has a bigger audience than most of HoloEN put together. If we were gonna migrate to someone, we already would have.

Doubly so if they expect us to watch their random 2views.

There's this weird attitude on /vt/ about people being "vtuber fans" like "vtubing" is something oh so unique that if I lose my oshi I need another vtuber. Fuck no, they're mostly just streamers. I'm going to go play some vidya, read a book, watch YT vids etc. Vtubers are not a genre.

>>60315952
my oshi streams daily.

Expect Gura to be back this weekend.

>>60316022
My oshi pisses daily too

>>60315864

Doesn't she have a history with substance abuse, depression etc. No shot she's fine. The money gave her access to harder shit. She's probably on a bender right now.

>>60315864
>Cancer, death, suicide, stds
All of it which only mentioned after the fact. It has been a rough 2 years for indie/asian small corpo fans

Is gura unironically sick?

>>60316040
taskete Jap-sama

>>60316040
This is one of the weirdest memes but she really does give a random update or stream after this man does anything

>>60316158
Stop making me concern you ape

>>60316225
concernfags are appreciated.

She's so sick that she was able to move all over the place on a VR treadmill the last time we saw her. I can't believe she's dying...

Gura has bipolar disorder and probably psychosis.

>>60316040
she will return on friday because i will be unable to watch her

I will wait as long as needed and be ready if/when she needs me.

>>60315914
>Only way to fuck that up is being mel of aqua level of retarded

>>60316411
My goncern levels are rising

Dimmitri JAp & Gura dating? What?

MEMBERS POST

>>60316478
They are the same person

who is your favorite chumbud?

>>60316509
yeah, mine

>>60316478
It's true, I can't hide it any longer.

>>60316543
A fembud.

>>60316405
I don't believe you.

>>60316509

Fuck you I looked

>>60316606
I waited for Delu I can wait for Gura

>>60316405
she doesn't need you anymore, that's why she rarely comes back.

>>60316091
If she was addicted to anything other than pills she’d wouldn’t have been able to have met shion and okayu in Japan.

Gura never coming back, not now after the American healthcare system has put their claws into Gura, there is no escape, she was already incredible sedated during her 3 year stream, it was no longer Gura, American doctors just pump their people full of drugs turning people into zombies

Gura is gone, the American healthcare system killed her, atleast what made her her

Tragic!

>>60316880
My goom will be the antivenom that returns her to her natural state of being

>>60316763
she's addicted to her boyfriend's cock

I THINK GURA IS

>>60317157
all mine

>>60317157
yeah, me.

>>60317163
cute? yeah.

>>60317163
bacon

Man, I wish I had the patience some of you claim to have...

>>60317163
my wife, yeah.

>>60317356
There is a lot of content out there and I can rewatch vods. I can dwell on all the reasons she is not around or I can just do something while I wait. I trust that she will come back even if just briefly again. I will enjoy that time when it comes and remember it fondly when it is over. Just enjoy things you have while you have them.

>>60316179
is her true Enboss With Jenma. Well at least if she finally gonna start posting likes tweets again

>>60317163
a girl

>>60317923
false

Gonna start on my backlog of jrpgs that's been sitting on my ssd for like six years. Dragon Quest XI or Cold Steel 3 and 4 first?

>>60318204
I really liked DQXI. I need to go back and finish the very last bit of it though.

>>60318204
I recognize the name Dragon Quest so that one

>>60318204
dragon quest

>>60314108
SHE'S NOT IN JAPAN YOU FUCKING RETARD

>>60312756
All she has to do is tell her audience when she is going on breaks. It's not difficult

>>60318631
She doesn't need to do anything she doesn't want to do, because she is perfect the way she is.

2021 gura... home

>>60311443
That was her manager. Retard

>>60318681
Yes she does darkmaze, you faggot. Do not ghost your fans. "Guys, I'll be gone for awhile." Bam, that's not difficult

Please call me darkmaze.

my wife

>>60318204
DQ first, then marathon Trails. Still need to play Reverie myself.

>>60318916
Your wife looks a lot like my Gurandma...Are you by any chance my Gurandpa?

>>60318905
darkskin

>>60317585
Watching her VODs is too depressing right now, but there are a lot of other things that I enjoy doing, and the other girls are fun to watch too...
Ok, I'm gonna try to put what you said into practice. It seems like it'll be really hard after being so emotionally invested for so long, but I don't want to wallow in misery anymore. There might be times where I have to let myself mourn the better times we used to have, but I want to be able to think like you do.
Thank you, anon.

>>60319224
lickable gills

>>60319224
what a whore

>>60319378

my brain is so fucked up that for some reason i got memories of gura playing crimson snow but such thing never happened.
gura cute also

What is Gura's longest break so far? Reasonable to expect her to return in the next 2-3 days?

>>60307345
This image smells

This thread stinks.

>>60319719
>>60319690
these poster are stinky

>>60319690
I want to smell her

>>60319127
Your welcome anon. I have been around long enough to not get to attached so I also envy the passion a lot of people in this thread have but I don't want you guys to wallow in it all the time. There are times to let it get to you but if we only focus on that it will all be completely over before you allow yourselves to enjoy things again.

3rd anni merch deadline is soon. Did you buy anything?

>>60319999
I bought everything.

awww, you guys are so cute
anyways, butt

>>60319999
No, I resisted this time, it helped that it's really mediocre besides the Gurrito.

>>60320141

Im gonna buy two scarves I think. Im excited to use one but it's gonna be next winter before I can

>>60319999
Got 2 Gurritos and a scarf, couldn't justify getting the Bloopy cushion

>>60320141
that looks awfully familiar

>>60319999
Bought Gurrito and the scarf

>>60319999
not yet

>>60313347
>how the fuck is effort goslingable
nta but seeing an idol (NOT Mori) put in a shitload of time, effort, and dedication into something is exceptionally charming and EASILY goslingable. It's both cute AND it shows that the girl is truly passionate.

>>60319999
I bought a gurrito, scarf, card case, and tako slippers

>>60319999
No. Would have considered the scarf if it wasn't synthetic.

Gura sitting on my face and farting nonstop until I suffocate to death

>>60319999
no, thought about gurrito for a moment, but no
scarf was an automatic no because I don't wear them and I will NOT buy bl**p

>>60319999
bought set and i wanna put the kroni cape on the gurrito

what would you do if you woke up and there was a naked gawr on top of you riding your dick and she threatened to rip your throat out with her razor sharp shark teeth if you came before her

is gura a fembud?

Is Gura the divine fembud of the Church of Cute?

Gura YAB
https://twitter.com/PunishedVibe/status/1711976058160050640

>>60321615
enjoy the ride.

>>60316040
Is this message fully fake or only partially? I don't feel like looking for it.

>>60322373
Pretty sure it's all real, but there's nothing about Gura in it.

Gura feels nothing about you

>>60322563
What Gura feels about me matters not. I only care if she's happy and healthy.

>>60322668
people who are happy and healthy don't act like this.

>>60322445
I feel like the hololive only grows stronger (again) >:3
has to be fake?...

>>60322728
https://www.linkedin.com/posts/dimitri-jap_hololive-production-english-on-x-activity-7117032109545799681-ITWw
>ISRAEL

>>60322373
>>60322445
>>60322728
https://www.linkedin.com/posts/dimitri-jap_hololive-production-english-on-x-activity-7117032109545799681-ITWw/

>>60322833
>>60322852

>>60322833
???
What the fuck? Was that something she copied from one of his earlier messages when she wrote it? Or is this a joke account?

I am almost convinced that Dmitri Jap is just Gura's alter ego and that she's been promoted to a management role.

>>60316040
Gura, stop doing management works

Where can I get a voice changer as good as Dimitri's. I'll make Gura myself.

>>60316040
She is Dimitri Jap...

Gura

Is a fembud.

>>60323147

>>60316179

who is the dimitri guy? i dont understand.

>>60322930
it's real, he's the newer producer or whatever who was hire towards the end of last year, supposedly the omega replacement, biggest dick in the room next to jenma, but I don't pay enough attention to know who has more inches
she typed the thing first in chat and he posted in a little while later, so I'm assuming it was something said in a meeting that lingered

>>60323272
Better Omega

>>60322214
>Gura is a Zionist
Jews are the descendants of Atlantians confirmed?

>>60323272
HoloEN's project director

>>60322947
It would certainly explain her long absences but Gura is too autistic and introverted to manage anyone.

>>60323604
She's not a zionist, she simply hates palestinians.

imagine the bit of force needed to slip the head of your mushroom tip into her smooth soft slitty

>>60323773
Could Gura even find Israel on a map?

>>60323941
Like waving a fishing rod in the grand canyon

>>60323941
im fucking diamonds over here pal

>>60324085
I don't want to hear about bijou

I've been watching Nerissa a lot recently
she streams at the same timeslot too

I start training for my new job tomorrow
It overlaps Gura's stream times by an hour but she's not around so I didn't care

>I made this graveyard a little happier then before
https://twitter.com/ManjuMakoto/status/1712301526390092106

>>60322214
jews need to get off my wife

>>60322852
>Appeared in 2 of the 3D showcase streams
>Banned collabs with the Homos
>Hololive... only grows stronger >:3
>Mentions how busy summer was

>>60313945
M

>>60323631
gura is holoens project director? wow shes really made it guys, we should all be happy for her.

>>60324770
If she streams this weekend I'll believe the jap rrat. But I honestly won't know how to feel about it.

she will stream the watermelon game

>>60324907
guy says he has a three month backlog of messages to get through, which means he was gone during the late july/august stretch so it's not as if he was sitting behind her telling her to press live and she only stopped when he got busy
it'd be kinda funny and the catalog would have a field day, but that's about all it'd be

>>60325075
>she will stream
DYRBIDont give me hope.

What if Dimitri Jap isn't Gura but instead he's keeping Gura trapped in a sex dungeon?

>>60325420
Gura's been streaming into my mouth everyday though?

Gura's halloween stream soon!

Chubi passed away, and Gura couldn't move on.

>>60325685
I feel like she gave Chubi away a long time ago when she started doing trips to JP or when she went on her actual hiatus.

>>60316040
what does this have to do with Gura?

>>60325358
What does this guy have to do with gura? To me it seems like he was one of her bosses and he was on a break but even if it was lined up with her break she was doing this nonstreaming for a while way before this.

>>60325913
>>60326049
This guy is Gura's alter ego.

>>60326034
Why do I find this creature so attractive?

>>60326099
And you know this how? Why would some random person let her use there photo for that and he gets to take credit for her work.

>>60326395
Gura does not want to be in the spotlight, but she still needs to post messages to the public. Dude was probably paid a lump sum for his photo.

>>60326395
I'd you know, you know. And you clearly do not.

>>60325913
Does the last line look a little familiar to you?

>>60326473
If that was her then she would have a new job at cover and we may only see her for merch and other stuff only. I don't think that is him seeing how this guy has been working for cover longer then Gura has been there.

>>60326566
No. it's definitely her.

>>60326566
>this guy has been working for cover longer then Gura has been there.
Says he's been with Cover for 11 months on his linked in, which is around the time of her hiatus?...

>>60326636
So you're telling me Gura took a new job at cover using another guy's photo as her own and doing that work and it's eating into her streaming time?
She also does not want credit for her work. This sounds crazy but out of every rrat posted in this place it sounds like something that can more likely be true then the others just for the fact that they could not use her photo and name on that job because that would be them doxing her and that is something the company can not do. Had they used a girl in the photo then it would have better hide the fact it was her because of the last line makes it seem like a girl is the one who posted it. But its also something Gura would do so she can leave her mark to get credit.

>>60326839
You cannot possibly understand the mind of Gex Guthor. Your attempts are futile. Give up.

>>60326636
>>60326600
Its something we would never know but if this was the reason all her time was being taken and she needed a break from the work then I would understand and be ok with it.

>>60326839
It's far fetched but it's also really fucking weird coincidences desu. He gets hired on when she goes on hiatus, maybe she was doing training for the position during that? They both use the hololive only gets stronger line, the only two people I've ever seen say that, I think there were other reasons this meme of them being the same person started in the first place weren't there?

Good lord, I must be obsessed. Every time I try to spend time away from here, I get the overwhelming feeling that I'm missing something important.
What have I let this retarded shark girl become in my mind? How many more times do I have to wake up with a feeling of dread about what might happen that day?

>>60327128
So you think she started the meme to let everyone know to get credit for her work?

>>60327155
Don't blame Gura for your /ggg/ addiction. All it takes to keep up with Gura is a few notifications.

so many posts that I will never read
I LOVE GURA!!

>>60326839

>>60327181
Maybe? I really don't know how it started, it would be funny if some dude actually got hired just to be her face though.

>>60327250

I will marry her and there is nothing that can stop me.

If this is the rrat we're going with, have >we tried reverse image searching Jap's pfp? Imagine it ends up being a stock image...

>>60327297
Many people have done it in the past but I hate that for her. I feel Gura should get credit for her work because this job will not last forever and if she ever did go to get a new job they will not believe that was her and think she is not truthful. I think this may end up hurting her but sorry that I love Gura so much I think she should get all the credit and money she can get.

>>60327250
The last hour or so actually has some good ones, I give it a 5% chance we see Gura this weekend. Also have some sway.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIaDQFPnYsM

>>60327403
Gura would never want her face and real name out there. Gura is earning enough money that if she sticks with Hololive for a few more years she'll never need another job in her life. And if she leaves Hololive and needs money she can always count on a following in her next life if people find out she was Gura.

>>60318542
>Or
I know reading is difficult but try a little harder

This rrat is a fun one at least.

>>60327400
I have looked and can not find it anywhere but it pulls up photos of others in that outfit and it looks like this is an AI photo made with a lot of photos of other people myh proof is using yandex to look the photo up so you guys may be right about this being gura and if that was the case I can understand all her time off but why not use the Gura name and Avatar for the photo because that would have been better and easy and saved them money having to do the other.

>>60319999
Fuck no. Not once did the thought of buying that garbage run through my head.

No, I'm not gonna start believing this shit. It's too interesting.

>>60327386
Free her!
Look at her! You cannot be mad at someone so cute!

>>60318916
Maybe it’s just me but I love that she has shrimp with her at all times now. She even wants one of her newer figures to include it over bloop

>>60327805
Cover just needs to retire bloop already, I wouldn't be surprised if she was protesting for that at some point. How much ebi merch have we had?

>>60319538
Not counting actual hiatuses either by her or cover then it’s this one. But since her return in February she’s streamed at least once every month

>>60327616
it would be funny if it were true. the entire board, including me, would be forced to kneel.

>>60327616
yeah, it's just silly and dumb, can't say I hate it

>>60320837
Improvement has to be shown. Doing the exact same thing and not getting any better is not charming

>>60324038
Geography is the thing she’s least bad at

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLK-CgHlOc0
watch another cleaning drains video

>>60328196
thanks bud

>>60327898
A fair amount but there might still be more bloop stuff overall. Weirdly enough everyone else uses their fans as mascots, except Ame who cycles between her dog and her fans, but Gura’s default is bloop despite not liking him. I wonder what it is about him that cover and other businesses like so much

I haven't goomed since the anniversary stream
I feel as though I have crossed the barrier. I no longer feel horny, even as I browse my indecent fish photos
Though I dare not linger in that folder, lest I ruin my current state of mind
This is definitely not me asking for people to post cunny

>>60328032
Did I imply otherwise with my post, anon?

>>60328510
I just remembered the "indecent fish photos" ritual post, I guess that chumbie moved on?

>>60328668
Considering you're replying to him, no. I'm just really shitty at being consistent.

>>60328510
ok i won't post cunny

ive been here for years and I never have had a ritual post

>>60328735