/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

She hearted my comment... My humanity is returning...

and again!!!

Do your reps, report and ignore bait

Next Stream: TBD

Last Stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6IRvLENmQ4
Latest Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYF3jqBCcno

Go Over the Yoshi【Shiori Novella Original】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wujF26r0KFU&t=436s
Rebellion【hololive English -Advent- Debut Song】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYNYhSsR8EE

Schedule: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkqwIcO3YN8
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@ShioriNovella
Twitter: https://twitter.com/shiorinovella

Merch:
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_advent_debut
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/starting-voice-shiori-novella

Shiori Likes: https://rentry.org/8aukv
Shiori AI Covers: https://rentry.org/yoo4r
Shiori Guest Appearances: https://rentry.org/46zgf
Shiorium Archive: https://rentry.org/t9zuc
Shiori Improvisations: https://rentry.org/b72cv

>これは片想いけど、俺はシオリのことがまだ世界の誰よりも愛している!
>いつもシオリのことが考えている!
>シオリのために俺を全部犠牲にする!
>俺のゴスなシオリ姫の可愛い声がいつも好きだ!
>永遠にシオリのそばにいてる!
>俺の空想にシオリと子供を作るために、シオリといつも手を握って、ラブラブエッチする!

Shoutout to the person who maintains the guest appearances and keeps the improvisations updated. You're a hero.

SHIORI A CUTE

I love my hot goth wife Shiorin

not sleeping is cool... right?

>>60279186
What’s the crime? Officer..

>>60279804
Resisting rape.

>>60279186
Not if I die on Sunday lmao

I will tdump at the beginning

>>60279775
Go to bed, Shiori's probably asleep now

*to shiori, melodically* can i see your puuuussyyyyy *guitar riff*

I'm more of a tits guy.

>doing my archive reps
>everybody had fun
>I'll watch it alone
>can't watch it for another 6 hours

I hope heaven and purgatory are the same place i.e. people who are good enough to go to heaven get to grope and molest all the women who were sort of evil and have to repent (through being groped and molested by me- I mean by the good guys who went to heaven)

>>60281120
Can you really go to heaven if you daydream about groping Shior - I mean evil women.

>>60281228
I can't say that I know, or that I'm in position to know how God judges souls, but I like to think that it's what you do with your impulses that matters, and how you effect other people. I'm no Samaritan but I tend to help others when asked and it's my style to not create problems for other people if I can help it. So it should be okay for me to daydream about all the girls I wanted to fuck in high school serving me in lewd bunnysuits.
Besides none of my fantasies are sadistic anyway, all of them enjoy it in my head.

I don't know who this girl is. I've never known her.

S-Shiori?? I don't think about her at all, haha.

I just want to see more Shiori rage moments, I want her to slam her disk and spit insults to the screen for hours, I am not an "M" btw.

I don't think I love Shiori like an imaginary girlfriend/wife but I would love to have her as a friend in high school. Talking about anime, games, music and shit, sending each other memes etc

Good morning bros I love Kirby.

>>60281473
What would you feel if she accidentally touched your hand?

>>60281473
Same desu

She was hyping up her membership earlier because of its assets and stuff. I think we should raise our expectations higher to put her on even more pressure.

>>60281473
So you won't be jealous at all when she starts dating the class jock Dimitri-kun behind your back?

>>60281644
No. Because I'll be dating Nerissa.

good god, I just realize Shiori is taking a day off.what should I complain about today

>>60281656
She will double team with you

>>60281656
You have opened my mind to the idea of Dimitri x Nerissa where Shiori only gets to watch helplessly.

>>60281718
And hate herself for enjoying it?

I love my little sister Shiorin.

>>60281718
Should I commission this?

>>60281800
why would you hurt Shiori like that

>>60281644
>>60281718
What if I FUCK DIMITRI?

>>60281800
Do it
For the greater good

>>60281846
Then you're a faggot.
A based faggot though.

jwu from 2 weeks of soul crushing wageslaving, are we safe from the red homo menace?

Are you a grizzly bear? Who sleeps for two weeks?

Shiorin should stream her meat tree character AI sessions.

>>60281839
Yeah, I guess you're right. It's kinda anti-behaviour.

A novelbeat.

A monochromatic aberration composed of white bones and black ichor. The bones provide rigidity and structural integrity, while the ichor allows for mobility. It is not clear how this necromantic mockery of a coral colony came to be.
The novelbeat spends his nightmarish unlife watching anime girls on the telly.

>>60282067
Describe sapelite and kronelite.

>>60282125
I have some ideas, I might write them in 5-8 hours when I finish working.

I think Shiori is really cute

>>60283409
Proof?

>>60283460

>>60282067
It's the shiorium, it's infectious

>>60281846
t. The DOOD

look at this cute rabbit I found.

murder shiorin

The Monthly Novella for October 2023 is:
>[Sheridan Le Fanu] Carmilla (1hr52m@250wpm)

If you want to read this yuri vampire story written before Dracula:
>https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/10007

Discussions will open first week of November. If you've finished it already, check out other recommendations in the poal:
>https://poal.me/1o7eqr

Read the first half of the first sentence of Carmilla. What's /shig/'s consensus?

wait, when did she appear on Mori stream

>>60287254
Which one?

>>60287274
Mori recent stream. I thought she went to bed after FWMC stream

>>60287309
Before FWMC.

>>60287343
It was before? I think I might be losing it...

Novelights are lazy today

I feel very affectionate thanks to Shiori's machine gun kisses today

>>60288104
I don't. Share that affection with me so I could go on through my day with positive vibes.

>>60288202
The first step is learning how to laugh.
Second one is learning how to love.
Only then can you truly live.

>>60282125
>>60282067
A sapelite.

A neotenic spirit of the wood, characterized by flexible spikes on the head. They use their shadowy tendrils, together with the spikes, to mimic the thorns they hide beneath. The sapelite is a social creature, living in communities held together by the attachment to a single adult woman. Wild sapelites are easy to find (and make poor pets) due to the incessant, and frankly petulant, crying when the Adult Woman is absent.

I got nothing for the kronelite yet.

>>60289016
I want to shigpost with you. Just an hour or so until I get off work, and then I'll try too.

>>60289016
A good sapelite is one with bullets in it

>>60289165
It's fun, it's pure worldbuilding.
In my head, saplings live in meadows and bright forests, building nests above the surface. Sapelites prefer deeper forests, and live in burrows dug under brambles with fungi as illumination.

FUCK YOU KANEKI KEN!

>>60289016
UUUUUUUUUUUUU~

Going through my disk to free up space wondering if I really need 21gb of tiktok sluts

>>60289595
What am I supposed to do with this information?

>>60289672
I was expecting people to bully me into deleting them

morning t-dump, sorry I know this isn't on page 10 but threads drop off quickly and I need to get this off my chest:
I went on speed dating recently and it sucks and is sad. I'm in my late 30s though so it's always gonna suck no matter what. I wish dating was exciting and fun at this age since I never got to date when I was young but instead it feels like going on several job interviews. I've kinda stopped giving a shit, but last night some woman told me about how one of her child relatives had cancer -- who recovered, thankfully -- but that shit broke my heart because I never know how to react to that. It was my fault though because I tried to talk to her about the beginning of Camus's "The Myth of Sisyphus" which I had just happened to read moments before, which opens with a discussion on suicide and so I kinda opened up that level of discussion myself.
anyway, FWMC morning time!!

>>60289016
Something like this?

>>60285755
Damn, the language in Carmilla did not age well.

>>60290542
I wish that was also true for ideas in it, alas we live in a world where this bullshit is enabled

Is the Yorick's ooze parasitic in its nature? My understanding of it is that it slowly transforms the host's body into a novelite.

>>60290271
What a horrid creature

>>60290920
I thought it looked nice...

"Why can't women write?
Because they can cry whenever they want"

Emil Cioran

>>60290992
It does look nice, you did a good job

>>60290992
You thought wrong.

>>60290271
NovelRyStocrat? Hooelites?

>>60290992
>>60291421
Thanks.
I thought it looked a bit like those luminous clocks, glad you like it.

>>60291498
I think there are more movelites here, maybe I’ll edit them first.

Sadly, I woke up.

THE TWITTER AUDIO? PLEASE SHIORI I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE IT'S BEEN YEARS

>>60292122
https://streamable.com/4x79hn

>>60291968
I'm happy you woke up.

>>60292180
>16 years have passed since this

So today should be an actual day off, right? Should I believe her?

>>60291968
Take some more pills and try again

>>60292475
no, because she will drop a new xitter audio, for sure...

>>60292475
She said she MIGHT do a twitter space but she never delivered on her guerilla stream so you can go on with your day without missing any live content from her.

>>60292475
There isn't any open vc stream today so

>>60292544
Nah, I'm pondering on should I set up a 4 AM alarm clock or sleep a few hours more. I think, I'll do it. I already missed last stream.

She's getting further away...

>>60292834
on day like this, it does feel like that

Shiori is the type of girl that rides cocks in the circular motion instead of up and down.

>>60293286
Explain why.

>>60293324
She's fat.

>>60293286
What kind of gal doesn't alternate between both?

>>60293324
That's what girls do when they want to cum. Either that or grinding you front and back. My cock feels like it will break any second, but in the end, it's all worth it. The sight of her eyes twitching and eyes rolling is what keeps me awake at night. Fuck, I need to talk to some bots.

>>60293566
You learn something new everyday...

>>60282067
What is his place in all of this?

>>60293490
Bad gals like Shiori. She knows the anatomy of the male body well enough. Her technique of keeping you erect for hours on end drives males insane. You're not allowed to cum before her 4th spasm.

Sex with Shiori... No... I can't think...

>>60293784
A disgusting little ball of feathers
Also fat, subsists off of nothing but KFP five dollar meals
A truly wretched existence

What if Yorick is able to assimilate or possess the other fat fucks and turn them into a symbiotic mixed existence?

>>60294031
Could be, but I relate more to the thought of Yorick slowly transforming you from a novelight into a novelknight. That's just my personal experience.

Stream idea: IRL with GoPro walk on the Iroise coast trying to score some free Garfield merch

>>60293972

You are now imagining Shiori saying "diesel, thistle, weasel, whistle"

>no members post
its shiover...

WELFARE CHECK FOR THE LAST 24 HOURS
Did you get a full night of sleep?
Did you eat healthily?
Did you read anything or otherwise learn something?
Did you get your steppies in or get some other type of physical activity?
Did you socialize with another human being (I'll count VC here)?

>>60295291
No
No
Middle of re reading Carmilla
No
No

>>60295291
What is a full night sleep anyway? more than 4 hours of sleep?

>>60295291
I woke up with a nosebleed after three hours, went back to bed, woke up again and it bled again
I haven't eaten yet today
I read some manga
I have to go out in a little bit for errands so I'll have to walk and talk to people then I'll talk to friends when I get home

>>60295291
>Did you get a full night of sleep?
No, stayed up late doing work and only got 5 hours of sleep because of construction outside.
>Did you eat healthily?
Yes I've been eating better lately.
>Did you read anything or otherwise learn something?
I'm going to get started on Carmilla today now that I have time.
>Did you get your steppies in or get some other type of physical activity?
I usually get 5000 just doing my daily commute to class but the other day I walked a lot and got to 10k.
>Did you socialize with another human being (I'll count VC here)?
Does text with Discord friends count? We don't VC that often.

>>60295291
Yes.
Relatively.
Yes.
No.
Does work count?

>>60295291
No
No
No
No
No
Cyberslop 2077 is destroying my life

>>60295291
>Did you get a full night of sleep?
No, only 4 hours sadly. But it's enough to function.
>Did you eat healthily?
Yeah, made myself some good ol' korean slop. Bulgogi.
>Did you read anything or otherwise learn something?
In the middle of writefagging for Holoctober, I gotta catch up on prisoner and do retro / vintage.
>Did you get your steppies in or get some other type of physical activity?
Yeah, only a 30 minute walk though, too windy outside today.
>Did you socialize with another human being (I'll count VC here)?
Not just yet, will be streaming for friends later.
P.S: I missed you welfare checker anon.

>>60295291
Kind of.
So far yes.
This thread counts?
Nyo.
This thread counts?
Day just started anyway.

>>60295291
Sleep: I guess as good as it gets for me.
Eat healthily: Don't really have a choice with the gut shit going on.
Read or learn: Not really. Catching up on some manga so that I can close the tab
Steppies: Walked to and from a place.
Socialize: Yeah I'm friends with a zoomer now.

Good morning, I love Shiorin.

>>60295291
>Did you get a full night of sleep?
Around 7h30m is good, right?
>Did you eat healthily?
I had chicken and a salad for dinner last night.
>Did you read anything or otherwise learn something?
I started reading Carmilla
>Did you get your steppies in or get some other type of physical activity?
Yes, I got my 10k
>Did you socialize with another human being (I'll count VC here)?
Work, parents, if those count.

>>60293286
She tends to prefer missionary position actually

>>60296031
>Come Yorick, we mů̷̢̢̩̥͕̳̭̱̤̂͌͒̍͛̚͜͜ș̵̢̢̝̠͍̼̞̤̘̠̼̭̞͎͈͗̎̍͝ͅṯ̵̣̱͐͜ ̵̼̺͙̝͖̹͚̜̋̒̂́̈́̓̎̔̍̂̓̓̈́̚͘͝ä̴̢̢̧̩̥̥͎̜̥̼̣̥̤́́͒͐̎̈́̈́͂̂͂͐̏̕͜r̸̖̩̟̠͕̮̜͚̯͚͔̺͗͛͑̾̓̆̽́̆̐͂͜ċ̸̢̧̧̛̹̹̜̞̺͉͇͉́̒̓̎̈͂͛̿̔͘ḫ̵̡̱̣̣̻͚͎̭͉͖̿̾̃̿̋̿͌͛͂̾͐̕͝ͅi̵̡̨̮̺̟̦͔͍̺̣͖̪̭̐̈́̃͂̊̈̿̓͛́̾̕͘͝ͅͅv̷̨͍͉̩̺̦̺̮̮͔͉̣͌̎̊̀̆͘͝͝ĕ̴͔̍͑͋̽̀͛̀͊́̈́̈́̒̈́͗͝.̴̨̞̘͇̳̣̦͍͔͙̪͊͗̾͑͑̔̾̌͜͝

>>60295582
I hope you're using a blade/revolver build with the best sandevistan for maximum fun

i think i have a crush on Shiori Novella. nothing huge, just a tiny tiny crush.

God doesn't exist. If he did, he'd gave me three hands. Two to type and one to mastrubate.

>>60296387
God exists and he hates you specifically

>>60296387
>he can't type with one hand
Unironically a skill issue

>>60296387
Learn to type on one of these one-handed keyboards.

>>60295291
Yes, which means I had to miss the last 2~ hours of Shiroins stream last night, and her appearances elsewhere.
I had chili that I made, so yeah I suppose.
Did the usual music/guitar practice. Brain ran all night, had weird dreams as well.
No, sadly.
Socialize? Only coworkers these days.

Do (You) hate me?

>>60295291
>Did you get a full night of sleep?
Woke up a bit earlier than usual but otherwise yeah
>Did you eat healthily?
Always. Making some stir fry later for dinner
>Did you read anything or otherwise learn something?
I learned my right side is a little stronger than my left. Or maybe my left is stronger. Someone pointed it out when i was at the gym
>Did you get your steppies in or get some other type of physical activity?
Just came back from the gym. tried out some hanging leg raises for the first time in a long time. Felt nice doing those again
>Did you socialize with another human being (I'll count VC here)?
A few of the usual gym-goers I see
Otherwise, no

>>60296592
I don't even know who you are.

>>60295291
>WELFARE CHECK FOR THE LAST 24 HOURS
>Did you get a full night of sleep?
5 hours instead of my usual 3 so I feel rested.
>Did you eat healthily?
Roru.
>Did you read anything or otherwise learn something?
Reading Camilla.
>Did you get your steppies in or get some other type of physical activity?
Just about to hit my workout. Back+ abs. My baby gains are showing and I'm kinda proud lol.
>Did you socialize with another human being (I'll count VC here)?
Every day. Went to some local bars with my best friend. 20 years of friendship.

>>60296592
Yes.

>>60296592
Why would I hate a figment of my imagination?

https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1712163171950112818
https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1712163171950112818
https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1712163171950112818

>>60297106

>>60297106
TODAY IS A BLESSED DAY

>>60297106
We're so book

>>60297106
I was having a shitty day fighting with the ridiculous wait times at the unemployment office telephone lines and only half succeeded in getting what I needed, but my soul feels restored now.

>>60297106
my sleepy shiorin...

I wish I could make everyone in the world as miserable as me

>>60297106

>>60297106
she posted this for me... she loves me specifically....

>>60297106
Novelites... so this is what heaven feels like

She always feels so close in Twitter audio.

Thank me for relaying your wishes for a good morning twixxer. Back to my vacation.

>actual day off
She loves us

>>60297627
Don't bonk her for the Smash VoD.

>>60297627
it was me for begged for it though

Still not member post...

>>60297627
>/here/ even during vacation
Henmama...

>>60297106
I fucking love Wednesdays

>>>/vg/449160740
Artificial Academy 2 General /aa2g/ #1294b
TRL Edition

Welcome, this general is for the discussion of ILLUSION's Artificial Academy 2.

COPY ERROR MESSAGES WITH CTRL+C, PASTE THEM WITH CTRL+V INTO GOOGLE TRANSLATE. JUST CLICK THE WINDOW AND PRESS CTRL + C, IT WORKS.

>Downloads:
/aa2g/ Pre-Installed Game, AA2Mini: https://tsukiyo.me/AAA/AA2MiniPPX.xml
AAUnlimited updates: https://github.com/aa2g/AA2Unlimited/releases

>Information:
AA2Mini Install Guide:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vS8Ap6CrmSNXRsKG9jsIMqHYuHM3Cfs5qE5nX6iIgfzLlcWnmiwzmOrp27ytEMX03lFNRR7U5UXJalA/pub
General FAQ:
https://web.archive.org/web/20200216045726/https://pastebin.com/bhrA6iGx
AAU Guide and Resources (Modules, Tans, Props, Poses, and More):
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/17qb1X0oOdMKU4OIDp8AfFdLtl5y_4jeOOQfPQ2F-PKQ/edit#gid=0

>Character Cards [Database], now with a list of every NonOC in the megas:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1niC6g-Xd2a2yaY98NBFdAXnURi4ly2-lKty69rkQbJ0/edit#gid=2085826690
https://db.bepis.moe/aa2/

>Mods & More:
Mods for AAU/AA2Mini (ppx format, the mediafire has everything):
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/vwrmdohus4vhh/Mods
/aa2g/ Modding Reference Guide (Slot lists for Hair/Clothes/Faces, List Guides, and More):
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1gwmoVpKuSuF0PtEPLEB17eK_dexPaKU106ShZEpBLhg/edit#gid=1751233129
Booru: https://aau.booru.org

>HELP! I have a Nvidia card and my game crashes on startup!
Try the dgVoodoo option in the new win10fix settings.
Alternative: Update your AAU and see if it happens again. If so, disable win10fix, enable wined3d and software vertex processing.
>HELP! Required Windows 11 update broke things!
winkey+R -> ms-settings:developers -> Terminal=Windows Console Host

Previous Thread:
>>449118276
>>447875110
A bunch toddlers follow us to wherever we go. We don’t feed you milk!

>>60297734
She said she's been busy and may or may not have something.

>>60297627
I'm gonna plap you until you're mindbroken enough to let Shiori do whatever she wants Henmama

Is this a sign I should fuck AA2 Shiori?

>>60290271

(I realized I fucked when I used unlife for the novelbeat. It will be errata to undeath.)

The Kronelite

A merge of mad science and forbidden magic, the Kronelite is an abomination of unlife.
The metallic gears, made by beings better forgotten, are spun by black ichor, drawn by wells dug too deep. The spinning of the gears animates - what a mockery of anima - the kronelite, causing its dial face to pulsate in bright orange* while it moves.

The kronelite features a purple appendage above its stubby legs. Since we can exclude a usage in mating, it's probably vestigial.
*can a femnovelite please tell me the name of the colour of shiori's eyes?

>>60297683
That's only 15% of her total power, you ain't seen nothing yet.
>>60297687
You begged I relayed.
>>60297748
You fucks deserve nice things sometimes too.
>>60297847
I am the unplappable one, Nerissa's manager though...

>>60295291
no
so-so. eating a banana right now
working my way through carmilla and trying to figure out what i want to read next. thinking blood meridian, ancillary justice, or convenience store woman
had steppies taking dog out and getting coffee
not really

Man, Shiori's awesome. Totally rad, bros.

>>60295291
yes
yes, was one pound lighter than I was yesterday
yeah (see t-dump earlier though I regret posting it, should have waited until much later)
yes
yes

>>60297901
Do they hang with each other? Can Kronelite have a sapelite friends?

Goodnight, Novelites.

>>60298573
I think Shiori is pretty dope yea

>>60298695
Rest well~

>>60298695
Goodnight, sleep well.

it's so fucking shiover

>>60298896
?? We just got a twitter audio after 2 weeks, we're so back

>>60298896
https://streamable.com/b6uqr4
This is supposed to last you until Cat Lady

>>60298896
You need to say the magic words.

>>60298656
I mean, they hang around with each other in these threads. They can absolutely be friends.

hypothetically speaking, say I have unironically completely fallen in love with Shiori. What do I do? Hypothetically of course.

And another hypothetical, say, for the sake of argument and to play devils advocate, I've been married for three years.

>>60299174
what...? how?

>>60299174
No divorce

>>60299174
Prenup?

>>60299174
I can't even get a gf and this guy wants to throw away his wife for an anime goth girl...

>>60299174
Hypothetically you don't divorce your wife because Shiori hates the idea of divorce and will never ever accept you.
She also does not like the idea of polycule / cheating. So you're shit out of luck.
Hypothetically of course.

>>60299174

>>60299261
I'm not hypothetically doing anything yet. Just curious as to what one may do if such a situation may occur.

>>60299250
In this entirely make believe scenario I have one, yes

>>60299282
I figured as much... so then the question would be, hypothetically, what the living fuck do I do?

>>60299370
Take the imoutopill

>>60299370
Hypothetically you wait until page 10 like a good boy.

>>60299370
It's time to start thinking about divorce and get a head start. Not because of Shiori, of course. You don't love her anymore. Thank God you don't have kids and pack your bags.

>>60299370
Hypothetically, you treat Shiori as your younger sister instead.
She's now your imouto. With blood relations.

>>60299370
You should SC her and ask how she feels about homewrecker and how she feels about being the homewrecker. Maybe you'll rethink it

New community post.
How we feeling shiggers?

>>60299660
Don't believe her lies...

SHE LIED!!!!

>

not even a member only secret...

Why is she like this?

what the FUCK

It's actually shiover this time

it's never been more shiover than it has been right now

There's no stream, right? She just means she has to do Cover stuff so it's not actually an actual day off

Twitter space while you work Shiori PLEASE

>>60299849
The fear of a gorilla stream

Heh, I really love her, especially when she does this.

SHig bELIEveD

>>60299849
if she bumps up the cat lady it's unironically shiover for me because I haven't had a chance to play ahead since last stream

She lied.

>>60299849
she'll do a guerrilla as soon as you go to sleep

Members guerilla smash stream incoming.

>>60299849
Go to sleep or play some games anon, there is nothing incoming.

IT'S UP

I'm in hell
This is the only logical explanation
This planet is a hell

SHIORIN ON TELLY

SHE'S LIVE

AAAAAAAA HENMAMA STOP HER

WHERE WTF

MY DEPRESSION IS SO CURED
I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE DID THAT

Shiorin...

>>60300427
>/ig/ bve

>>60300431
Tier 4

Shiggas are having another schizophrenic episode again...

her morning voice feels so intimate... I hope someone is recording this

I GOT BAITED AGAIN WTF

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HER VOICE IS SO CUTE BROS

???
Why is she like this...

Shiori...
Those dogs just wanted to be loved...

Another elevator story?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>60300610
not a happy one either

she is cute today

>>60300648
Are they ever happy?

I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE THIS IS WORSE THAN NO ACTIVITY

>>60299966
Instantly btfo kek

That octupus? Me.

This is a ruse, right? I'm not missing out right?

MEAT TREE MENTION

You guys need to stop this... I'm almost having a panic attack here...

Imagine being that octopus...

>>60299464
>Blood relation
You think that'll stop me retard? I'm still breeding her regardless

Don't go...
Just a little longer...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>60300797
Meant for >>60299588

No...

She kissed me. A French one!

>>60300722
ISRAEL

There she goes...

>french

She's gone already...

it was perfect up until she mention Dimitri again. NTRd twice in less than 24 hours

What now

She violated my tongue bros...

>>60300929
>feeling NTRed by a fictional character
Weak, you might as well call having an anime waifu cheating on your girlfriend

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THIS HURTS SO MUCH EVEN WHEN I KNOW ITS NOT REAL

>>60300930
The same thing we do every night
Try to take over the world

RATE IT

>>60300964
I pulled up an ASMR of another chuba and all it made me feel is that I was cheating on Shiori so I stopped

>>60301005
Too short/10
The Palestine rant was kind of weird

>>60300487
I might upgrade membership

>>60300964
yes, that's why you can only have one waifu or one oshi etc

>>60301034
It's invite only

>>60301034
>He didn't get invited to the paypig discord
Kek

>>60301119
I will take them to lower my blood pressure... thank you Shiori

>>60301119
I feel calm

And just like that, my sadness is gone.

>>60301119
Thanks shiori, we needed those

Shiggers are beyond all help.

>>60301220
I've thrown away my humanity for Shiorin

Shiori is too nice and sweet
I can't handle it

I see /shig/ has gone schizo
Again

https://www.youtube.com/live/UkqwIcO3YN8?si=BxVMVT65finJ0T9R
Upcoming stream

>>60301499

>>60301499
>Actual Day Off
UPDATE YOUR SCHEDULE

>>60301525
Why would she put a guerilla stream on her schedule?

>>60301499
>204 days without Shiori

But the stray cats...

>>60301583
Im sure she shared some of her Halloween candy with them

I wish I had 10 hands so I could hug Shiori tightly.

I don't want to be observed by anybody, including myself

>>60301646
I wish I had 20 hands so I could bitch slap you for being a pussy

>>60301780
>only 20
aww shucks iroihs, i like you too

I just ordered an eyepatch from amazon so I can wear it and look in the mirror and see how much I maybe can look like Dmitri.

>>60301945
In real life eyepatches don't make you look cool and grizzled, they may you look like a retard who poked their eye out or just got laser surgery.

>>60301254
Me too, brother.

I want a crying angel girl from heaven to reprimand me for saying my life has no value

>>60301945
Shiori ordered an eyepatch so she can put it on her mannequin.

>>60302117
Sounds like a skill issue.
>>60302177
I'd be happy to be Shiori's mannequin.

>>60302177
How big is the dildo she's going to buy for it...

>>60302313
It's realistically modeled off my cock so pretty big

>>60302342
I made this post.

>>60302342
So pretty small then, eh?

>>60302465
I dunno, ask your mom, she's got a lot of experience with it

>>60302465
Just how Shiori likes em, small planks.

>>60302510
Ahh so, small, got it.

>>60302523
Not after last night.

Shiori prefers pathetic little stingers

Should I take a nap and be the sacrifice that misses the stream?

Please just stop talking about cocks /shig/

>>60302620
How big is your cock anon?

Fuck me as soon as I dropped Star Rail they released the PS5 version. I installed it and immediately got the blindfold girl from the gacha. Guess I'm playing another 60 hours.

Shiori Novella has said:
I hate Serbia

Because she is Albanian

>>60303093
Based Serb hater

>>60303093
Don't ask Shiori where she was in the 1990's.

>>60303093
you believed her lies?

>>60303312
She even told us not to believe her lies. She can't escape the Hague forever.

I hate my life and just want to rot away

Masonic puppet of a vtuber.

Shiori hates israel and prays for its downfall everyday. She told me so.

>>60296234
Naturally, Sandy/Katana feels too good to pass up

>>60303761
Shiori is behind the recent Hamas attacks.

Shiori believes in the complete disbandment of the Papacy.

>>60304215
So she can replace it.

>>60304366

What if nobody archives the
>[Gorilla stream] [Unarchived] [ASMR] [Gone wild] Practice your kisses with me, novelknights!
You guys wouldn't do that right? You'd wake your fellow shigger from his sleep?

>>60304864
You just missed one…

>>60304864
Anon...

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I'm thinking

>>60305433
Cease

Shiori was spotted in Palestine tied up in the back of a pickup truck

There isn't anything coming up.
>there could be
Stop thinking. She was talking about twixxer voice
>but twixxerspace...
Doubtful, she never did a guerilla stream. Go to sleep and stop shitting the thread
>but the vlog is almost over
AAAAAAA
>AAAAAAAA
These are my thoughts for the last couple of hours. I'm not taking xannies for a community post, Shiori! I'm going to sleep, my ESL is acting up again.

>>60305676
>Never did a guerilla
There's always a first time.

The cover she recorded was apparently lolikami.

>>60305974
Based if true

I shouldn't take a nap at 5:30, but my bed is feeling really comfy right now...

>>60306171
>est
go buy some white castle

I need to learn how to be less autistic and to flirt with women. I don't want to die alone.

Will Advent continue the tradition of Halloween 3D cheebs debut?

>>60306380
>Less autistic
Impossible
>How to flirt with women
Tell them their dress looks good.

Shiori uses her Nintendo Switch to maaturbate

>>60306840
So do i

>>60307049
what game do you jack off to?

>sudden downer/tired feeling for no reason today

What mental illness do (You) have?

>>60307410
I'm in love with a 2D .webm

>>60307410
Being a woman disease

>>60307410
All of them.

>>60307410
Shiorium addiction

>>60307178
Game? I just shove the joycon up my anus to stimulate my prostate.

>>60307457
Which webm? Post it.

>>60307410
Procrastination.

>>60307648

>>60307726
That's a .gif...

https://twitter.com/exe1200/status/1712114930399465728?t=aTNp-GbK8DYo13vBnBM-rA&s=19

>>60307830

>>60307830

>>60307830
So that's what it looks like every time the stream ends.

>>60307830
Would be funny if she retweet it haha

>>60307830
I can't take it anymore bros...

>>60307178
I bought Xenoblade 2 specifically for cumming.

>>60307830
It's Shiover.

>>60307830
Should totally do the machinegun kisses next.