/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

My princess Mococo

My wives are the dumbest and the cutest in all the land

>>60266448
The cutest

Mococo Chads only

https://poal.me/mdsimj

https://poal.me/mdsimj

Don't think, just click.

These dogs are terrible at games. I love them.

>needs Fuwawa probably
Yeah, I do.

>>60266550
i'll never click on a poll

This is me

>>60266661
sex

>>60266617
would you do it for a scooby snack?

>>60266550
It's 50/50 after my vote. I will now declare the results over and no further votes matter.

>>60266661
Tall FUCK

just sneaked out of work. they still haven't cleared the game yet?

>>60266652
Hololive chain gang

>>60266550
FUWAMOCO SEGGS

>>60266750
Source

Please Mococo
PLEASE
STEP ON ME

Would you pull Fuwawa's finger?

omg shiori means bookmark

>>60266781
https://twitter.com/pudding_sleepy/status/1686345316541603840

>>60266712
They defeated the final boss, this is a "Bonus World" that you unlock post-game.

>>60266822
You just know that natto fart is going to be ready after that pull

Brehs...
This game really fucking sucks.

>>60266938
filtered

That turtle? Me

>>60266938
>watching for the game

>>60266938
The game is fucking amazing, I don't know how people dislike this

>>60266938
I'm 38 and it's gr8

>>60266116
https://streamable.com/3kz3ua

>>60266938
but theyre having fun

>>60266938
This game is amazing purely for Mococo rage.

>puzzle stage
they're not gonna make it...

all this angst and rage is going to make for perfect incestual sex later tonight

>>60267365
Yeah, with me.

>>60267365
Yeah, with me

>>60267032
it can only be the class of "people" who get frustrated watching cute girls be bad, and every so slowly slightly better, at videogames - which, it should be noted, is very cute and a metaphor for the idol journey

Ruffians, I just realized something. I used to spend all my time in hlg. I haven't been back there since FWMC debuted. I only come here now.

>>60267410
>>60267412
Fuwawa please focus on the game

>>60267446
welcome home ruffian

wuffians

>>60267446
I only come here and horni

>>60267365
Fuwawa is just going to rub her natto across Mococo's lips while she sleeps.

>>60267446
GO BACK
wait...
welcome back home!

Fuwawa sounds tired or at least done with the game

i can't, i'm getting sleeeepy...

Have they... have they been solving the puzzles through sheer luck?

It's over

Mococo used her real voice earlier heh

>>60267032
the corrections, the screams, the failures, such a great time

>>60267588
Well, it's late. They'd usually be finishing up supas by now.

Fuwawa is on the puzzle side...

>>60267603
kek

Is this the final stage?

All right, I'll finish watching the rest tomorrow. At least they got through the main stages. Good night, ruffians.

>>60266938
Explain why it's bad.

fuwawa is so retarded... i love her...

>>60267783
yeah there's a boss after this

>timed slide puzzle
What kind of sadist shithead would pitch this as an idea for a co-op platform cartoon bunny game?

my brain is becoming smoother

Fuwawa responded to grey going to sleep. They are the best.

>>60267446
Why would you ever mention you are from global? That is something you take to the grave.

>>60266550
seggs

>>60267814
Goodnight! Bau bau

>>60267849
The Bonus World is actually just a mesh of random ideas that didn't make the final cut in any other world

These girls have some pretty smooth brains huh

>>60266938
>Doesn't like girls struggling to doing their best
idols are not for you

>>60267849
this is brutal, slide puzzles can suck my ass

sliding block puzzle are the worst

>come home 4 hours later
>its not done
BASED

>>60268050
I remember there was this in Runescape and I would always pay the money.

their brain is completely nonexistent

>>60268071
they beat the game, they are just doing bonus world while they still have perms

>>60268084
These days there are programs that solve it for you automatically

>>60268155
Yeah there's a plugin that does it for you.

Alright guys don't worry, I'll take the controller from Fuwawa and do the puzzle

Fuwawa has officially clocked out. She's barely responding to much compared to Moco-chan

>>60268240
She literally responded to someone going to sleep.

do they have perms for just this day or a month?

>>60268084
clue scroll skip tickets here 5m each

>>60268222
Stop shitposting on 4chan, Mococo!

bros my wives are only good for sex...

These girls...they're girls.

Gosh I love anime girls with 73 IQ

>>60268439
Proof?

when are these goddamn dogs going to sleep, im barely hanging on by a thread

>>60268473

>>60268293
I meant the game

They made a swastika for a second KEK
someone rewind and snip the purple parts

>>60268465
They can't shuffle the pieces in their mind which really helps in figuring out these puzzles. Women legit have issues doing this more so than men, also why they suck at directions.

RUFFERANS SUCK MY ASS

>>60268391
Them trying to do this puzzle makes me want to fuck their brains out...

>>60268473
stand up and move around

I'm just as silly as my daughters when it comes to slide puzzles

THEY FUCKING DID IT I WAS HERE

THEY ACTUALLY DID IT! HOLY SHIT!

she did it. my wife is so smart

>>60268473
i gotta wake up in 3 hours, i dont care anymore

Mococo is too harsh to Fuwawa...

She goaht it

They did it, and it counted for nothing.

Guys... is Fuwawa... you know...

COOKIE HATE

Fuwawa woman moment

>>60268737
in love with me? yeah

It's over, see you guys next stream, they won't finish it

>>60268737
Cute? Beautiful? Amazing? Lovely? yeah

I can understand having trouble on the sliding tile puzzle but how have they not figured out how the first puzzle works yet by now?

>>60268473
i thought the same thing but then realized this is the last time they can play this game, with how it sounds with the perms
so they're gonna drain this game dry before they finish
then theres SC reading afterwards as well, this is likely a 5h+ stream

She's what?

>>60268789
How does it work?

god i love them

>>60268798
>so they're gonna drain this game dry
just like my balls

>>60268473
what a time to be pst. its only 21:30

>>60268675
my blurry wife...

>>60268473
I keep yawning

>>60268737
They are very... you know...

so many まんじ being made

>>60268840
Each button effects certain platforms, causing them to either go up or down. Its obvious which platforms each button controls because the platforms spin first before going up or down.

I took a shit, came back, took a peek at the puzzle and solved it.

What's the craziest thing you've done for them so far.

>>60269009
I sang for them and they played me on stream

>>60269009
>What's the craziest thing you've done for them so far.
Given them an absurd amount of money.

>>60269009
held myself back from going schizo

>>60269050
me too

I love these two so much bros

>>60269009
Made them laugh. Specifically Mococo on multiple occasions.

>>60269009
I haven't killed myself

>>60269009
ive hold my menhera tendencies very nicely

>>60269009
sang for them, and returned to drawing for them

get tweeting backseaters

TWEET THE SOLUTIONS AT THEM

i desperately want to twist fuwawas nipples until she yelps

wwww

time to tweet dick pics because you know for sure they're gonna look at them right now

im gonna tweet a fake answer

I want to help but I don't get it either

now this is a genius engagement angle

>>60269270
I don't want to get blocked.

>people just tweeting what the path should look like
I guess chat really does reflect the streamer

>>60269009
Made them call me the best, most handsome, strongest, smartest, and kindest Ruffian

Moco-chan so smug

Ruffbros...
Moco-chan told us she was good at puzzle games and puzzles...

Guys I think they might be...

I have lost 70% of my critical thinking capacity from this stream alone

what was the hashtag again

Baba is You batsuge

>>60269498
#fuwamoco

>>60269498
#Senddickpics

>>60269498
#fuwamoco

Miyazakiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

>>60269467
She also said she liked roguelikes in their debut...

>>60269498
wait i thought she wanted us to reply to the baubaunau tweet?

Are you sure aboat that?

And there's a boss after this?

>>60269567
that's different

>>60269499
>Baba is You
This game genuinely made me feel actually retarded.

>>60269579
She changed her mind

Why are this nigger calling them cheaters, its the way this fucked up games were intended to be played. to stop for a bit and crack your head solving it.
Plus it gives engagement points to my wives. :)

my head hurts

I solve it in my head and then they do something completely different

I want Mococo to reverse pee on me

theres some sliding puzzle solvers but i dunno if it can help

THEY'RE SO FUCKING RETARDED AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>60269499
Baba is you actually might be fun

>>60269638
I wanna see her try figuring out Noita.

>>60269818
help them solve it then

This is 9 block slide puzzle ruffians, this is not hard... they are just not logical thinkers

>>60269823
fuck, peko didnt play noita after seeing it on steam.......... T_T

>>60269009
I mixed 24 ruffians sing Fuwamoco's Original song and got it featured on stream.

>>60269847
When they've moved half the pieces by the time you explain it doesn't help

>>60269823
there is nothing to figure out in noita
only dying

>>60269818
If you're so smart it should be but a trifle for you to explain

Source: Fuwawa has a good feeling about it

>>60269868
they keep placing the purples to the side and turn it into a 2x3 kms slider

>>60269901

I think I'm losing my mind.

If they pause for like 15 minutes it'd be easy to write them a step by step solution but they're constantly moving things. Sliding puzzles aren't even hard, just tedious.

The problem is that they wont wait. I can write out an actual solution but it will take me like 5 minutes. By then they will have moved the pieces around and my solution will be useless.

>who's him?
YAB

>Just move him
>Who's him
lmao

I've been starving for 3 hours

it's so slow to execute that even if you have an idea you'll forget it in the meantime

>>60269868
because they are women and everything in their life is easy mode, they don't even have to worry about being logical. In moments like these I have to remind myself to not think about them as women but as dogs because if not I'll hate them

I might have to accept that I'll fail my exam next week my braincells are dying off by the thousands every second

i got read, but at what cost

>>60270029
wow easy there Andrew

>>60270000
same d*de
their cuteness will have to be my subsistence

>>60269964
>>60269971
then one of you GENIUSES tell them to wait 5 minutes on pause while you write it out

>>60269009
Making OC right now on my tablet. I can feel myself going schizo in contrast to traditional.

>>60269890
There's a method in that madness.

>>60270000
go grab some food already
they're not finishing this anytime soon

>>60270000
Just get some food quadbro. They'll still be on this by the time you get back.

>>60269009
Read shoujo manga to write better greentexts

They look cuter than usual trying to solve this kek

THEY DID IT

Fuwawa Genius!

yeah, they did it again but will it count

I WAS A WITNESS

Another one

>a complete puzzle
actually fucked

I was here

Ok pausebros, now's your time

lmao @ their life

IT'S ANOTHER SLIDING PUZZLE VARIANT

Holy shit

THE
KEY
KNOW
AHHHHHHHHH

it's so over...

THIS MUSIC IS DRIVING ME INSANE

>MORE PUZZLES
NOOOOOOEEEEEEEEH

>ANOTHER sliding puzzle
they're doomed

Its bauver

Another FUCKING PUZZLE

Its MOCOOVER

IT'S SO OVER

Oh nonono

this is so easy

This puzzle isn't even hard but they're dooming and wasting time hitting random buttons.

I take it back this game sucks

fuwawa keeps fucking it up bros

>>60270094
we can do it

>>60270155
>>60270156
I can't miss this

Cookie status?
Cream status?

You fucking kidding me, this shit is so easy. Why are they panicking?

>>60270522
Bauver

>>60270522
Cookies been creamed
Cream has been cooked

>>60270473
USE THE HASHTAG

I don't think I could complete this level without pausing the game and working it out on paper.

>fuwawa does not move
>"push that one, no WAIT!"
>"why did you move it?"
>"Push! NO, WAIT"
Fuwawa didn't move at all btw

>can't do a children's puzzle


Lmao I can't . They need brain help

>>60270522
It's so BAUver

>>60270561
Then you're not a real gamer lol

>>60270554
you basically gotta do a pseudo gif with instructions and even then they'll fuck it up

I mean that last puzzle yeah, I would just pause and use a paper or something

>smart enough for puzzle
>too retarded to figure out how to communicate solution
It's a metaphor for autism

>>60270538
Their brains are fried, and they didn't want to think, so they panicked like retards.

>>60270607
Idk man, I don't like puzzles and it's timed.

>>60270618
Even then they will absolutely not wait for the answer so when you finish it it'll be wrong.

>game made Mococo hungry
this is where i draw the line

In a fight. Childrens puzzles > weaboo hag dogs

>>60270538
They are probably burnt out

>I'm hungry
>other anon's hungry
>Mococo's hungry
WE ARE

kek

>>60270554
all you have to do is one line at the time it's literally that simple
all you need is 90+ IQ the other player to not troll you

>got the answer
>Still don't understand

Okay that's it. Mococo is definitely

another impossible 2x3 puzzle lol, they need to stop using this strat

>Mococo's hungry
Eat the natto, Moco-chan~

>>60270787
Strat?

They already forgot the good strategy they had for the sliding puzzle last time.

>>60270720
based and good idea. get her when she's starving

>>60270767
-my wife

>Using the solid blocks is scary
huh?

>>60270767
>Mococo is definitely
a genius, a cute demon dog?

>>60270858
I wrote this

FWMCCheat trending yet?

https://twitter.com/neoadonis/status/1711972016754926044

This game is designed to destroy your brain. What the fuck

>>60270814
>Forces her sister to eat natto
>Forces Wuffians to learn Japanese
Why is Fuwawa such a sadist?

>>60270787
it's entirely possible, I've been solving sliding puzzles on my other monitor using this strat while they've been doing this level

Why is mococo being such a bitch? what happened to fuwamoco never give up?

>>60270866
Because it appears more complicated due to more moving parts. You puzzlelords really can't imagine any outside modes of thought huh

>>60270839
The put all 3 purple to one side first strat. It doesn't always leave you with a 2x3 that is solvable.

>>60270884
blacklist all the retards posting there

These poor dogs are being subjected to torture by slide puzzles.

>>60270953
didn't ask

>>60270921
u have to RNG the parity then, it's a 50/50

i need a fuwawa wife

>>60270787
slide puzzles are always solvable if you always solve the largest remaining row or column

mococo, fuwawa...
harsh mistresses

>>60270932
She's hungry.

>>60270953
absolutely going to happen

every time Mococo jumps the character says "Fuwawa naked"

>>60270942
>Puzzlelord

Okay I'm a puzzlelord from now on. I don't even do puzzles

>>60271054
I kneel Puzzlelord, nay, PuzzleGOD

OH NONONONONO, BABYGAMEBROS, OUR RESPONSE?

Holy shit cookie and cream mindbroke mocochan

Has there really never been a classic 3x3 sliding puzzle in any of the Zelda games?

Truly the Dark Souls of the Kings Field generation.

>>60271130
Wind Waker had one.

Now I really want them to do a Professor Layton puzzle training arc.

Not gonna lie ruffians they always preach never give up shit and the moment they feel a challenge is too hard they give up. Not a good look.

>>60270942
>Puzzlelord

>>60271054
Enjoy

>>60271166
I got filtered on the matches

>>60271166
kino

Can someone please tweet them a link to an algorithmic solver? Use the hashtag so they see it.

Mococo already gave up without even trying to think. Actually kind of disappointed in this defeatist attitude.

https://slidingtiles.com/en/puzzle/play/art/25367-3x3-puzzle#3x3
Here Ruffians, show me that you can solve a slide puzzle

This is kusoge

>>60271168
As much as I love them, you are right

>>60271201
They played Parasocial they won't click.

>>60271201
You think they can figure out how to translate their puzzle into whatever input a solver takes?

>they need a step by step guide to puzzle as simple as that one
jesus

>>60271168
they get by with a little help from their friends

I actually have a headache now

it's been like 4 hours, surely they deserve a break

>>60271168
This game has been giving them brain rot for the last 3 hours. They're probably tired. This bgm would drive anyone insane

I guess this is the usual case of woman can't into puzzles.

>>60271266
BAUSED

>>60271216
1:28
Gap in the center is the way

>>60271216
post picture, I am too lazy to click the link

>>60271168
they want us to be better than them

>>60271216
I unironically can't do this.

You don't need to use the purple ones necessarily, you have two connected circles with a hole

I'm having the suspension bridge effect for them now

>>60271216
that's so crazy

there was a game called brainlord on snes that had some puzzles, wish I remembered what they were like

>>60271168
good bait, I will call this one the seething sister

>>60271353
It's a game, go play it lazyass

>>60271216
Surprisingly easier than I thought.

>>60271216
>https://slidingtiles.com/en/puzzle/play/art/25367-3x3-puzzle#3x3
did it in 0:40 on my first try

>>60270919
She only wants what's best for all of us! Natto will give Mococo a healthier gut, and Japanese is a beautiful language and very fun to learn!

>>60271130
My sexy roommate had me solve one for her in Twilight Princess I think

>>60271216
do i win?

>>60271216

>>60271168
if they actually beat DKC legit, I'll never say this about them, even if they quit every other game afterwards.
the snow level filtered me for so many years

>>60271216
40s 70 moves

>>60271216
t. Puzzlechad
?????

>>60271216
I may be retarded

>>60271407
Brainlord is such a cool name

Just got off work. How is Fuwawa's voice holding up?

#FUWAMOCO
Maybe you two should go take a break for a while! You can revisit with a fresh mind in another stream

>>60271011
I don't know if that's true for pictures/numbers, but having 3 identical purple pieces probably means you can get a parity error.

>>60271521
She's fine, her brain is melting tho

>>60271524
based and sane blue ruffian

>>60271524
I will strangle you

Mococo acting like Nerissa. Absolutely disgusting.

>>60271216
I always thought slide puzzles were hard but this was easy. Just kinda went by feel. I think the numbering rather than a picture helped.

Does this all tie in to the study(?) that women couldn't visualize how gravity affects water when you tilt a cup?

Puzzlegods. Puzzlelords

Brainlord

I don't understand how they start doing it right and then go wrong

>>60271608
All me

>struggling with the slide puzzle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoUFgLGVVgw

I can't fucking do a 3x3. I think I have negative IQ.

>>60271569
The thirds puzzle mindbroke her, I think she's just hungry so she's moody

>>60271425
i felt kinda lucky though

Hiromoot should make the capcha a slider puzzle

>>60271216
Factoring in the fact that you can't move the pieces in cookies and cream nearly as fast as you can in this, I'd say there is no way I could solve this in time if I was playing the game though.

Mococo's mushy brain...

,Mushy brain mocochan

>>60271216
No sweat

>>60271543
yeah actually that's true, getting a 50/50 is still better than not moving all the purple blocks first for them though

people been spamming 1 4 for an hour now and this stupid retard still presses buttons at random
holy fucking shit

>>60271557
That's good. I was concerned all day about her throat potentially being fucked up.

>Pause the game with the puzzle visible
>okay but i'll just move it randomly for a bit
whyyyyyyy

>>60271739
how did you make 40 moves in 15s? my 26 moves run took 14s of nonstop clicking.

>>60271216
Easy

>>60271216
Didn't think it was this easy

>>60271216

>>60271465
Blank space needs to be in the lower right like in. >>60271393

>>60271793
brain mush please understand

I'm checking out. I need sleep

God these two hags are so fucking retarded and bad at games I NEED to stick my cock inside both of them

>>60271798
mobile

Ok I finally did it, took me 2 minutes...

Glad to see they're still here now that I've finished eating.

I learned today that I'm the most retarded Ruffian... I can't solve the sliding puzzle....

I want more of this.

>I don't think you want more of this
Wrong

>>60271898
It's ok I found that out today too.

>>60271696
Actually a good idea.

I want more of this
I want to see their brains melt playing other puzzle games

I hate these cheat fags

How have they been playing video games since they were children and yet they are this fucking bad at them

oh god fuwawa's so fucking cute

You know what they shouldn't play games anymore

October should be puzzle game month. That would be far more effective than horror games at traumatizing the holos.

Make sure you guys never recommend puzzle games to these two.

>>60271931
They should play baba is you.

>>60271988
But this is pure kino

>>60271931
nes' fire n ice was block puzzles like this

Hey puzzle gods, you best be on twitter giving your answers

Fuwamoco should play parabox

>>60271950
It's a team effort anon, not cheating. I can't wait for us to solve it all together so that Fuwawa can then say "I did it!"

This is the best

>>60271993
baba is you is fine as well

>>60271931
I want them to play Professor Layton games. WE WILL MAKE THEM GENIUSES

>>60272042
I'm talking about the chat not the dogs

>>60272049
Literally me right now

>>60272049
Kys frog poster

this is incredible

I legit think they would better if they muted the music...

Reminds me when Miko decided to pay 200 yen instead of solving a puzzle in a horror game

Make it trend
make it an endurance stream

>It's sewious

>>60272049
love yourself frog poster

they would sooner get good at an fps than a puzzle game

>twin sync gray comment read
LUCKY

KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Who are they gonna rope in? Will they also have a shamefur dispray?

>no emoji
Mococo is not fucking around

Holy fucking CINEMA

oh boy

KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

KINO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Rissa seems like the type that's played sliding puzzles

>Cookies and Cream doesn't have chat participant!
>FWMCCheat
sasuga
they're really /here/ huh

KINO

i thought you guys said she hated them??

KINIKNOONKINKINKONKINKONKIMKINOKKINONKIKOKINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Nerissex!!!

Enter Rissa and Biboo

Call in the cavalry!

so much funny stuff on twitter now https://twitter.com/FerrousLam/status/1711975307249414200

also enter advent

>nerissa


Nonononono

mori nooooooooooooo

ENTER ADVENT

They're getting the gang back together...

>Nerissa

JESAS THIS IS TRUE CINEMA, HOLY FUCK

This is like those TV shows where they have friends call in to help.

ADVENT LOVE

How many advent members does it take to solve a kids puzzle?

>2 dumbs invite 3 more dumbs to solve a puzzle
surely this will work

>>60272049
This but yuunironically

THEY'RE ALL HERE?! Everyone rushed to help the dogs. KINOOOO

KKKIINNNNOOO

PURE CINEMETIQUE
THE PUREST

Advent..............................................................................................................................UNITY...............

ENTER EVERYONE IN ADVENT

>>60272194
i mean nerissa noooooooo

>ask ruffians to screenshot and solve
>decide to ask advent
>they’re also stupid so they’ll fuck it up
>ruffian answers are now useless
This amount of comedy this late isn’t good for me.

ADVENT LOVE

Adventgers assemble

This is fucking kino

FUCKING KINO

this can only end in despair

the solution is already on twitter they gonna FUCK it up aaaaieeeeeeeeeee

Advent's combined IQ will now be on display holy cinema

S_____ p__, k___.

Myth and Council would never be this kino spontaneously

>>60272227
It needs dramatic buildup music

advent arrives, greys suddenly flood the chat
hmmm

>the equivalent of asking around and baiting your friends over the weekend to solve a shitty puzzle game
I'm so back oji-bros

>>60272264
im laughing too much im coughing im dying

>There are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who wanted them stop an hour ago
Apologize THIS SECOND!

>Can you rotate?
Jesus, none of these girls have seen a sliding puzzle?

>>60272072
Layton is also good

>>60272293
-5 IQ

>>60272345
lmao they're fucked

unsolicited advent collab

It's fucking middle of the week. Why are they all awake