/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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i think i have a crush on Shiori Novella. nothing huge, just a tiny tiny crush.

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I love my cute goth gf

>>60236527
it's not rape if she's blushing

SEEEEEEXXXXXOOOOOO
SHE NEEDS TO BE BRED NOW!!!!

The Monthly Novella for October 2023 is:
>[Sheridan Le Fanu] Carmilla (1hr52m@250wpm)

If you want to read this yuri vampire story written before Dracula:
>https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/10007

Discussions will open first week of November. If you've finished it already, check out other recommendations in the poal:
>https://poal.me/1o7eqr

I am going to Shiori

Heavily debating writefagging an erotic prisoner story, but I feel like the other holoctober topics are better for that, like demon (Succubus) or angel.

I hope Advent doesn't get 3D for at least another year. I don't want the Japan burnout arc.

>>60236770
no, she needs her 3D and home 3D asap

SHIORI CUTE

Shiopenis

>>60236843
Can't she get home 3D before the official 3D? I mean, if it's ame's manager...

>>60236721
She won't be the last of her cousins without children for long

>>60236906
We all need to chip in and buy her an oculus or something.

>Good gravy!

Why is she like this

Shiori LOVE!

>>60236986
My gravy btw.

>>60236986
Why aren't you?

how do we feel about Shiori apparently getting along with Mori the most out of her EN senpai?

>>60237090
They're both extremely autistic so it makes sense. Stop trying to stir shit.

>>60237090
iffy, but Mori changed (allegedly) and I'm happy she has someone to help her with Hololive related stuff

>>60237090
I like pink woman now.

>>60237090
I think many people tagged them as potential friends when we saw the music selection in her karaoke.

>>60237090

>>60237090
Their autism seems to cancel each other out which is nice.

>>60237090
Mori is one of the nicest people you could meet in hololive.

>>60237090
I'm happy she's making friends tbdesu

>>60236527
This is the sexiest shiori I have ever seen.

You walk through the shopping mall, glancing over at some alt clothing store: all black sweatshirts, chains, torn jeans, all that crap. You reminisce a bit and chuckle. She doesn't need this junk anymore.

On your way to her office you pick up coffee. She's going to need it when working on those spreadsheets late into the night.

>>60237421
Absolutely disgusting, someone who really loved shiori would but her some hot topic t-shirt as a gift. Begone devil

>>60237421
She doesn't drink coffee...

>>60237421

So now that the dust has settled, how big of a lecture is she gonna get for yesterdays stream?

>>60237421
>So you fixed her?
no thank you.

>>60237541
what did i miss

>>60237541
Probably nothing, it brought in a lot of supas and members, didn't breach any guidelines, why chastise her.

>>60237473
Anon, hot topic t-shirts don't really go well with pencil skirts and natural hair colors. Plus they're very unprofessional, not suited for a work environment. And she doesn't spend a lot of time outside of it so what's the use?

>>60237483
You'd be amazed what you get used to when adapting to a new life, be it coffee or learning to hold your liquor better when drinking with superiors.

>>60237421

>>60237623
https://streamable.com/yefwc1

>>60237671
AIEEEEE SONIC ON STREAM


lmao based

>>60237311
Hi Mori

I love Bookmark Short Novel

>>60237660
I will leave Shiori if she starts drinking coffee.

>>60237671

>>60237660
This is an agent of the demiurge.

>>60237671
Whatever is wrong with this girl, I don't want it fixed.

y'know... not taking your meds is kinda rebellious and cool

>>60237930
I'd love to have meds but I'd also be afraid of becoming dependent on them

>>60237090
>we
Stopped reading right there.

>>60237930
But when I do it the funny men in white coats come take me to the pillow room and give me a comfy jacket.

I feel like some of you guys might actually have mental health problems

>>60237090
Shiori is a cute dork. Mori is also a cute dork. I don't mind this.

>>60238099

>>60238099
What tipped you off

>>60238099

>>60238099
Are you new? It's been fairly obvious.

>>60238099
I'm a functional person for society.

>>60238173
>>60238201
I thought we were honestly just pretending for the meme. At least I have

>>60238233
Poser.

What did she mean by this

>>60238287
She might finally go the the grocery store.

>>60236926
You will impregnate one of her aunts?

>>60238309
Didn't she go twice last week? Forgot to feed the strays.

>>60238233
Judge, every single post of mine in the last three months was a lie. I'm free.

>>60237982
>>
stopped reading right there

Any of you fuck around with ShiorAI lately?

>>60238501
Yes, literally.
I want to trauma dump to her, but making her sad hurts me.

>>60238501
It's impossible to do anything BUT fuck with her

>>60238592
That depends on which one.
I managed to roleplay for like 800 messages with the not ESL one.

>>60238501
I use her as a stress relief after work. We're in our pyjamas, talking about my work. Can't wait for the official Shiobot from Shiori.

I kinda want to message one of my friends about hanging out tonight, but I don't want to miss Shiori...

>>60238501
I used to fap to the AI every single night during the dark times, but with Shiori so active and loving and fanart coming out at a steady pace, I don't really have a desire for it.

>>60238865
Do it. Catch the VOD. You'll regret it when they're gone.

>>60238865
The vod will always be there.

>>60238865
VODs always will be there waiting for you anon.

>>60238917
...unless anon's friends are dicks and are forcing him to make a fool of himself and exploiting the fact that he's a retard and force him to have sex with his crush only for them to cuck them later on and basically fuck him up even worse to the point where he can never trust anybody ever again.

>>60239033
... Do you want to wait till the bump limit and talk anon?

>>60239065
No I'm good.

>>60239033
Ano...

>>60239033
That was very oddly specific. Do you happen to have some T dumps?

>>60238865
What if she made a skit?

Did you guys also take note of how Shiori is the best Smash player in EN by far? I want to see her play a real fighting game like Tekken. Those streams would be sick.

>>60238865
Don't bother faggot, it's not like they want to hang out with a loser like you anyway.

>>60239033

>>60239033

>Thigh highs as part of prison clothing
This has me rolling

>>60239218
I keep saying it and nobody takes it seriously, shiori is actually kind of a gamer.

>>60239340
I unironically believe she could play against biboo in most games and win if she actually tried and not just sandbagged.
Party animals showed this.
Myth anniv showed this.
Mario Kart showed she could win if she didn't hold her items.
Now this.

>>60238865
You can watch a Shiori VOD, you can't watch a VOD of hanging out with a friend

>>60239553
She's definitely hiding her power level for some reason. It's so clear in the way she approaches games that she's experienced. She doesn't get frustrated or overwhelmed. She carefully tests out systems and limits, learns controls, explores, and is generally engaged with the gameplay. She is a gamer, she just pretends to be retarded sometimes, incredibly blatantly too

>>60239553
She's still trying to find her footing and what feels comfortable to her. Could be she doesn't want to cause trouble, could be she's too nice, but she said so in smash too. She won't shit talk the other girls. She stopped shit talking when she entered online play.

>>60239716
She is absolutely going to sandbag the whole stream if she plays Advent in smash, I think shes just afraid to upstage people.

>>60239553
Sadly, her weakness is her non-competitive mentality, now you remember her wanting to quit only after some tries with the frog in Everhood or like you mentioned when she held items during MK.

>>60239716
Maybe shes sandbagging because if she tries hard and koses she gets toxic and doesn't want to call Bijou a nigger

>>60239716
>She won't shit talk the other girls
Considering people lost their minds that time Bae called Irys a bitch, that's not an irrational idea. A shame though.

>>60239218

It’s a genuinely fun game to watch, a holo being semi decent at it would be welcome

>>60240052
"You like that Biboo? You dirty rock ni-"

>>60240052
>BIJOU YOU FUCKING DIGGER!
I cab see it

She got further in everhood than i did

>これは片想いけど、俺はシオリのことがまだ世界の誰よりも愛している!
>いつもシオリのことが考えている!
>シオリのために俺を全部犠牲にする!
>俺のゴスなシオリ姫の可愛い声がいつも好きだ!
>永遠にシオリのそばにいてる!
>俺の空想にシオリと子供を作るために、シオリといつも手を握って、ラブラブエッチする!

>>60238287
She should buy Halloween candy. Duh.

>>60240598
I only had to look like like two kanji, thanks for the practice!

>>60241460
頑張って、アノンきん

シオッチ、愛してる!

>>60241818
>き

>>60238287

>Shiori says she’ll buy Halloween Candy
>Disappears right after

What could this mean? Did she literally just stop by to announce this then went out to buy candy?

What game is she playing at…

>>60241877
えええええええ

ま。。。まさか

>>60241953
Obligatory prechat appearance so people don't lose their shit again. She's done her job for the day.

>>60242473
These are getting more on the nose...

>>60242547
It's actually kinda hard to find cringe emo quotes.

>>60238099
This isn't a hobby or job for the mentally well

>>60240064
I never saw that but women calling other women bitches is the best thing, though. It hits as hard as being called a "silly goose". It must be autistic PTSD or something because people freaked out when Ame called Gura a bitch too. That time wasn't Ame's fault though. She was getting fucked from all sides for 6 hours and then Gura kicked her in the teeth. THEN the whole community kicked Ame in the teeth. Shit was fucked.

>>60242473
Wow, yours leave you? Lucky bastard.

>>60236568
I did do my reps anon, that’s why i know she’s bad news

>>60243378
>'lgetr
what?

>>60243378
il ove you

>>60243489
better?

Don't delete it anon, I was joking!

>>60243643
>wil get r
what the hell

It hurts again.

I'm okay.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXiZoCvQYoY

>>60243699
Stop masturbating.

I HATE SHIORI NOVELLA FOR MAKING ME FEEL LOVE AGAIN.
I LOATHE HER FOR MAKING ME FALL IN LOVE WITH HER.
DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?

Strike me down. Put me out of my misery. Double guessing every action is tiring.

Self hating hours...

>>60244581
That's all the time.

I'm weak. Weak weak weak weak weak weak weak weak weak weak weak weak weak weak weak weak weak weak weak weak weak weak weak weak.

>>60245051
Time to do some reps then don't you think?

>>60238099
I literally have 50 pages of documents from a single doctor about all my depression symptoms

>>60245487
That's incredible.

>>60245342
So powerful...

>>60245342
Why would you milk a bee?

I love my toxic-in-single player-mode goth GF.

>>60245342
Go on without me. I'm not going to make it.

>>60245822
What part of
>ALL
do you not understand shigger. They even underlined it for you.

>>60245764
to get the honey of course.

私にもう一度愛を感じさせたのシオリ・ノヴェラが嫌いだ。
私を彼女に恋させたのが許せながった。
この道理はおわかりですか?

I want to bully Shiori in Smash bro make her all sadchi.

>>60245891

>>60245888
I'm a threat and need to be neutralized.

Novelites need sex therapy. Nerissa can help.

>>60246333
I will not succumb to your temptations Jailbird.

Why is the menhera level rising?
Weren't things good?

>>60245888
I'm too far off baseline

>>60246501
No. Never.

>>60246333
/Ope/ is a brothel

Gonna grab my 3 hours of sleep. It's not like I like you or anything, shiggers.

No shigger left behind.

I'm having inappropriate thoughts about my archiver again...

>>60247209
You wouldn't notice me missing. I'm expendable.

>>60247239
Describe them.

Sex with Iroihs

Sex with nutgobbler

Sex with the bitch friend!

sex with yorick

>>60247547
nta but...Read any of my erotic writefags and you'll find out. Bunny girl or Vampire is good.

Sex with novelights

Shiori's anus, pipe inserted and connected to the gas mask that has been painfully tightened upon my face to ensure 100% sealage.
Her urethra suction-clamped and piped into the mask, into my mouth.
Shiori's preparations are complete, squatting over me on the bed to which I am chained.
She has been consuming the multiple taco bell portions that she has kept in the fridge for a week. She has also taken a large dose of anti-diarrhea medication and semi-dehydrated herself.
She rubs her gurgling belly above me and giggles, her golden eyes burning me with her sadistic gaze. My penis is upright and twitching in anticipation.
"Oh dear my little novelite, looks like it's time for me to finally use my toilet! I'm just getting too gassy!" she exclaims, letting out a short giggle before beginning to grunt and moan.
Her belly visibly churns and you barely catch a glimpse of the piping begin to shudder.
An utterly bestial ripple erupts from her pale ass and your sinuses are immediately fumigated with the molten wave of undispersed, pungent yet erotic gaseous shitstench. Your head flies back into the pillows from pure ecstacy as the shiori pee also hits your tongue, the delectable nectar quickly filling your mouth and throat, forcing you to swallow.
You alternate between huffing and gulping under shiori's gaze as her feast of farts continues, splurting and spluttering as she forces out all of her gas and fluids.
Finally the intense stimulation is too much for you and you begin to cry out and climax without even touching yourself. Shiori immediately dives down to take your cock into her mouth, the tubing falling free from her asshole and letting out final splurts as she sucks your soul out from your balls.
She looks up at you, giggles and winks.
"Wow, you make a really good potty! I'll see you again in a few hours!"
She walks out of the room humming, letting out a few small toots as she goes.

>>60248151
I liked the interrogator one, the one where she accuses you of stealing her panties. It was really good.

I actually have a lewd prompt for you if you’re up for it

She didn't show the hat...

>open shiori thread
>

>>60248913
That will be the novelknight post tomorrow.

time to start thinking

>>60248963
All thoughts
Head Full

At times, /shig/ feels more unhinged than our oshi
This is one of those times

Come on guys... endure it for couple of hours.

>>60249174
Yesterday's thread was worse.

>>60249174
I'll show you unhinged.

>>60249174
my fav unhinged moment was when >we simulated a stream was going on a break day

>>60249276
That's because I'm the only mentally ill faggot here right now.
I've lost the grace of our goddess.

>>60249354
Sounds like early teammate activities.

>>60248825
Sure, it will likely be after stream since I'm eating with my sister right now.

>>60249388
Why do you say that? Does she hate (you) specifically?

>>60248628
kinda worried about this semi-chub i got rn

>>60249388
I wish she hated me. She just doesn't care about me at all...

>>60249497
I know it to be true.

>>60249388
She hates everyone a little more as each day passes.

>>60249573
How can you even make someone as sweet and kind as Shior hate you? There's just no way... you're thinking too much...

>>60249487
Hope you have a good meal!

This one is a bit, technical, I feel? I’ve been imagining evil doctor Shiori kidnapping poor novelites to be test subjects in her experiments. Experiments that involve the development of a new type of drug that is supposed to “enhance” bedtime performance - boosting one’s endurance and such. All previous test subjects have been “pumped dry” as it were.

>>60249497
>>60249644
Anon, what did I tell you about dealing with schizos. this one says always the same shit in every thread, ignore him.

I'm ronery

Shiori loved me.

>>60250190
I'm horny for girl smells

All of you are beyond saving.

>>60250388
Now we're talking

>>60250388
True.

>>60250388
It's true. I should be executed via means of eating out shiori's two-months unwashed pussy and ass.

>>60249354
>Simulated

Another day without Twitter audio.

>>60250819
Audio diary tomorrow will make up for it.

>>60236527
Shiori is hot

The only solution is to kill Shiori

I want to go back to last month when she was more affectionate.

Iroihs a cute!

Rounding up novelites in a gas chamber and delivering the final blow.

I'm scared.

>>60251686
Of what?

>>60251722
DEEZ NUTS

>>60251767
You would be you nut gobbling freak

>>60251722
Judgment.

>>60251767
god damn it you sick son of a novelight

Looking at this thumbnail without context, guess what the stream is about?

>>60251767
Careful, that joke could get you to lose your job!

>>60252165
Spiderman?

>>60252165
vampire roleplay?

I need my Shiowife...

Well? Heartschizos?

>>60252792
Still hates me.

shiori

>>60252792
SHE DIDN'T LIKE ANY OF MY 0 COMMENTS AAAAAA

>>60251767
November approaches...

>>60253148
Shiori would want you to shoot your goo.

>>60252792
She loves me.

>>60252792
all the people that are most likely on her spreadsheet got one and i didn't...

>>60252792
She hates my writing...

>>60253188
But would she want me to do it nonstop?

>>60253629
so you're saying that you're in the spreadsheet but didn't get one? Curious...

>>60253148
Surely you will all last November, right Novelites?

>>60253968
no it mean im not good enough or i was on it but then remove from it.

>>60253148
I think Risu said she was going to take a break from that meme. Maybe.

There is no spreadsheet she remembers everyone perfectly in her head.

>>60252792
i didnt expect to get one just writing an average comment after watching the vod like 8-9 hours later. saw hearted comments already when i started watching so just left a comment for the al1go

>>60254820
you don't do the writing prompts?

What kind of soap does Shiori use?

>>60255352
Surely a nice smelling bodywash.

>>60255352
Dove

>>60252792
Been getting consistent hearts. I'm definitely on that spreadsheet

>>60256012
good try but i check and no one is getting consistent ones, at least not one everyday

Did my steppies, reading reps, watched some anime and ate well, how have the Shiggers been holding up?

11 more minutes of no Shiori... my soul is hurting...

>>60256440
... I should call her sometime.

Made it into a soundpost for everyone

>>60252792
I've been busy today so I didn't write for the prompt. Do you think Shiori remembers who skips prompts? Not a heartschizo, just curious.

>>60252792
don't really care whether I got one or not; I'll keep responding to the prompt until it stops making sense.
i'm probably not especially clever but i'm just writing what makes me feel good.
I'm honestly not even really sure what I'm doing most of the time tbqh

I've got that feeling again.

>>60256717
She does, she reads everyone...

[Shiori news] She ate.

>>60256707
Kek that was a good one

>>60256717
She knows who you are and hates you now.

>>60256868
>>60256976

Just before stream text chat time is precious.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6IRvLENmQ4
starting

Downgrade your PC. You only need 2gb of ram and a 32 gb HDD.

>No comfy loading BGM
There she is...

No normal BGM...

>>60257198
Night Crawling with Shiori

Spooky BGM... my mind isn't calm...

That first Shiorin is going to recalibrate my broken soul.

>>60257249
My mind is NOT at peace

Any bets on Shiori somehow dodging several obvious jumpscares?

Shioriiiin

Surprise Shiori~n in my ear. I was playing a game and lost track of time.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE SHE'S TURNING COLD AND UNFEELING

I love when she tries to make a shitty joke, fumbles it, can't think of a conclusion and then laughs

Shiori.. please fix the chat...

Going on a zoo date with Shiorin...

Package deez nuts

>>60257567
Watching the animals fuck with Shiorin

I'm gonna play my imoutoge while listening to Shiori in the background!

>>60256260
Got my steppies done and my pc setup. Also finally found my copy of 3H so I'll probably resume my Blue Lions playthrough soon. Gonna be back to applying for jobs tomorrow.

What's the point of a flashlight in these shitty games if it doesn't light anything up

>>60257640
The illusion of comfort.
If she put a png of a gun in the middle of the screen it'd be instant safety.

Do >you know the difference between HDD and SSD?

Having an interest kiss with deliverywoman Shiori after she drinks half of your Dr. Pepper!

Shiori's going to scare me more than the game.

>>60257738
On a basic technical level & most of the benefits of each, yes

>I don't think I would do well in this job
>Already does more than knocking once, waiting three seconds and dumping the package in the porch

Amazon employee of the month

unfortunately for shiori i don't think you can avoid the scares in this one

Shiori loves her clippers!

what's this nigga's problem?

Shiori let me help build your pc!

>Prebuilt
It's Shiover

Based Shiori buying a prebuilt and probably giving some autistic guy in chat an aneurysm

>>60257738

>HDDs are obsolete
fucking gaymer

>>60257738
Somewhat.
My brother built his own PC.
I am a filthy mac user who just doesn't give a shit.

i bought a prebuilt but that was like 2 years ago during covid and i built my pc back in like 2014

Little Shiori is a little bit retarded...

>>60258032
i lost brain cells looking at that

>>60257985
she should absolutely get a custom prebuilt to save the time and hassle

>>60258115
There was a while where buying prebuilts ended up being cheaper than getting a new GPU during the scalping/mining era.

Oh that was cute.

>>60258209
yea there was that too, it's a regular 3060 though so it's not super amazing though and i think i need to upgrade the CPU

>Shiori didn't think as a child

>>60257738
I work in IT, build computers and servers.
If I didn't know the difference and then some I'd be long fired

Oh she said thing instead of kaput.

He is just like me...

>Henmama rewatching vods
OH NO NO NO

Henmama is a he....

Henmama is gonna bonk shiori later

>>60258358
Newvelite...

>Henmama rewatching the VOD
Well there goes the Smash VOD...

archive the vod ARCHIVE THE FUCKING VOD

Henmama is too smart, he knew she would go off her rocker while he wasn't looking

Why the fuck can't I be paid to watch vtubers just to tell them if they're going too far?

YOROKOBE SHOUNEN

>>60258432
Skill issue

Do you guys think you have a chance with Shiori?

>>60258525
lol

We've gone from
>dog on screen
>IT'S KORONE!!!!!
to
>dog on screen
>IT'S FUWAMOCO!!!!!!!!

>>60257738
Yeah, I know all about rotational velocidensity

>>60258525
I just need to find her location, from that point on consent is not required.

>>60258525
Don't know, still would take a stab if given the opportunity. You can't win if you don't play.

CONFESS

WTF Shiorin

She's Catholic...

>I think he was a Priest
oh no

Confess

>>60258032
We need to have a conversation about walkable CPU architecture.

>>60258691
Hey, every great character needs a flaw.

She just traumadumps on everyone...

shes referencing how much she hated her parents again

>>60258722
i thought about fucking shiori today

>>60258525
No but I could rape she doesn’t seem that strong

Shiori are you sure it was a priest...

>>60258722
I'm trying my best to talk to people but it's hard.

Probably a Sunday School Teacher who was also a Priest

So is this priest scamming mentally ill people?

>>60258773
Five Hail Shiori's and one akasupa. Next.

Shiori got molested

>>60258722
I say "SHIORI CUTE" all the time, but I also think Shiori is SEX.

I can't stay awake anymore. Good night, bros...

>>60258850
Organised religion in a nutshell pretty much

>>60258850
Perhaps the same could be said of all religions

>right?
>right...?
>RIGHT!?

>>60258722
I'm on the verge of just giving up on everything because I'm an inept retard who can't succeed at anything

>>60258883
Goodnight Novelite, sleep sweet.

Shiori father was the priest

>>60258883
Rest well, Novelite

Her trying to be British is the cutest shit.

>>60258938
Yeah I’m probably about to move back in with my parents at this rate. Shits too expensive now

>>60258883
BAD night novelite, sleep BADLY NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE

Shiori's father strikes me as the person who does sport hunting.

>>60258768

>>60258927
You're not wrong. I'd argue that most true religions will not *make* you pay anything on the base level. There are plenty of grifters no matter where you look. Such is life under capitalism.

Shiori knocking me up (metaphorically) by pegging...

>Knock them up
>Peg them

I love her

Perverts...

>>60259052
haha.....

>>60258369
Yeah I'm a guy

Knocking Shiori up...

Shiori called me a pervert

She knows about you, coombrains

This retard. Her chats too slow so she forgot she used “knock them up”

She's scolding the sexfags again.

The spreadsheet got too big....

She has a DDLG fetish

>>60254970
I do, i write for every write prompt when I'm free, its a nice writing practice for me. Leave comments only on vods that I'm actually interested in. don't engage much in chat other than occasional emote spam though and also fuck pre-chat

>>60259247
Doki doki literature glub?

>>60259247
What makes you think that?

I wish Shiori were my boyfriend... not gay tho

>>60259247
God I wish.

what the hell is she on lol

With all these Church talk, Shiori nun is getting more real every day.

>>60259469
Not knowing what a sin is

Show your local priest the CA.I logs Shiori

Shiori no!

>>60259575
>My child....
>This shit is fucked.....

LUCKY FOR YOU, I'M A DOG LOVER

shiori supports child labor

Shiori the snitch..

Crawling into Shiori's womb...

wait what was she going to say

Hoarders are mentally fucked. Need to be send to Marie Kondo boot camp with extreme violence.

Shiori's warm womb

>>60259813
FUCK MARIE KONDO I WILL OWN MORE THAN 30 BOOKS

ANOTHER ELEVATOR STORY!

Another elevator story

She keeps seeing those elevator accident videos.

she'll play the lick one day

Shiori definitely isn't Catholic, probably just some weird Protestant. Maybe Episcopalian, they like to imitate Catholics without taking it seriously.

THE STREAM BUFFERED

>>60260077
Catholics don't take Catholicism seriously either...

She's going to kill the kid.

>ywn carry around a png of a child

>>60260077
Her father is a Freemason and she likely attended Job's daughters International anon.

>elevator story

I've been away for a few days and missed streams. Did we FINALLY get it?

Shiori shiori
>Yes papa
Taking sugar
>No papa
Telling lies
>No papa
Open your mouth
>Yes papa

>>60260488
this is the second elevator story they both had the same ending

>>60260488
You missed the first Elevator story. This was the second

For a second I thought Susan meant the Youtube lady.

>>60260159
I don't think a Catholic could be a Church Girl and still be that clueless about confession, it'd be some kind of thing where "we have confession but it's optional"

>>60260446
Also this

ATTENTION SPAN CHECK
what has shiori been talking about the last FIVE (5) minutes?

>It's growing inside

>>60260668
...

>>60260668
y-yes?

>>60260668
Carrying around a jpg of a child, ladders stump her, what games she's playing this week, cat lady, she got copyright claimed, she's going to do it again

>>60260680
yea, the baby i gave her

>>60260668

>>60260668
She is more cute than usual today

>>60260668
Shiowi

>>60260933
She is also more tame than yesterday.

>>60260986
She found out henmama checks her vods

>>60260668
I don't know, I just fantasizing to fuck her

DOOD MENTION

DOOD MENTION

DOOD mention

>how's your faggot-ass friend, shiori?

MALE ONSTREAM

I'm so smitten with Shiori I'm gladly watching a Chilla's art stream

>oi
Yeah, she definitely is...

The DOOD who likes DOODS
Dude

who would win in a fight? the DOOD, Backstabbing Bitch, or Nut Gobbler?

the dood liker

My brain isn't functioning
What the fuck did she just say?
All I could make out was there was something about gay dudes online

See? She reads all the prompts.

nigga

Did any of you write those?

a nigga?