/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Where are the ritualposts?

Gura cute Gura cute!

I love my wife so much!!

Gurass

>>60224612
even they are starting to lose hope. At the end of the day, a ritual post is still a ritual, to "summon" something. They can already tell she's gone for good, ain't no one summoning her back.

Give me something to goom to

is goop goop streaming today?

>>60224881
I was taking a shower, anon.

>>60224919
Without a doubt

You get a job at Cover as an idol manager.
Excited, you walk in the front door, eager to meet the girl you are going to manage.
And they introduce you to... this thing.
What do you do?

>>60224961
Ask her who Miku is.

you spent 3 years of your 20s on this girl
was it worth it?

>>60225058
>20s

>>60225058
I'm in my 30s though?

>>60225058
The first 2 years were.

>>60225058
>spent
more like, invested
>was it worth it?
well, got more out of it than college

>>60225242
*kidnap*

HATO

>>60225242
*gives ice cream*

what if gura

said that she

farded

I can't do this anymore lads

The dino roam these lands

Gura, I has a sad, plz comfort me.

hang in there, we're getting a stream this weekend

>>60224295
She cute?

I saw pictures of Korone fans that she showed during streams, several different pics and all of them looked average and above, some cute girls and decent looking guys

So if Korone can pull such a nice fanbase, what is with Gura's appeal that draws the absolute stinkbomb calmbover bald 150lbs overweight people at every expo she attended?

>>60225058
I don't really mind. I was already about 90% sure I was gonna be alone in life anyways. She brought me motivation and happiness, I have nothing to really complain about about when it comes to being committed to her.

>>60226188
most of gura's fans are women

>>60226361
Fucking kek, sure buddy

>>60226188
Fanbase reflects oshi.

Lads, I miss Gura...

I am gonna watch "Mean Girls" and pretend i am Lindsay Lohan and Gura is the hot gut, anyone else do things like that when watching videos? Pretend you are one of the characters?

>>60226483
I'd tell you to aim better but at this point would hitting Gura even make her stream?

>>60226556
gura would be the ESPN girl

>>60226556
Lindsay is so hot in that movie before she let her meth addiction destroy her body T o T

>>60226556
I'm going to watch Herbie and I'll be Lindsay Lohan and Gura will be Herbie.

should I go ahead and watch the Mario movie? I fell I've been waiting forever

And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals.

>>60226664
damn, she did meth? why are people so stupid. they're dying to fentanyl by the tens of thousands and still think drugs are cool.

my shrimp are acting funny

>>60226773
Amen.

>>60226791
https://www.tmz.com/2010/08/01/lindsay-lohan-rehab-methamphetamine-crystal-meth-drugs-opiates-bipolar-disorder/

Sounds like Gura

>>60226361
>most of gura's fans are pedophiles
Corrected that for you.

>>60226898
"TMZ has learned Lindsay Lohan will be treated for addiction to methamphethamine and bipolar disorder"

What? That kinda reads like she was addicted to her bipolar disorder :D

>>60226969
Only half of her was.

>>60226414
>he doesn't know

Why are grills so hot when they have a slightly annoyed look on their face?

Annoyed face is sexier than a smiling face!

>>60227268
Hmm, maybe i take that back

Okay, enough offtopic from me but Lindsay reminded me of Gura

Stop being cringe, man

/ggg/ - Television & Film

>>60227393
They/Them, instant blacklisted and put on every ignore list

>>60227268
>>60227356
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZspi1HC61o

But seriously, where is Gura? I don't want to look at these things anymore, i want real content that only Gura seem to be able to produce in this day and age

>>60226188
What about all the pictures of fembuds with their titties hanging out?

>>60227882
Never happened, the only cute girls i seen for Gura was those philipino or whatever they where that had kinda foodtruck looking vehicles that where covered in Gura art

Anyone know which image i am talking about?

>>60227393
>and ame
Oh fuck off. Gura has been gone for months throughout the year with no explanation. Don't even try to make Ame being gone a few weeks even remotely comparable. These people are so damn annoying.

>>60227393
>and ame
>haven't released anything in a while
Gura disappeared and barely streamed at all this year with no explanation. How is that even remotely comparable to Ame or other insert Holo being gone a few weeks?

>>60228052
>>60228232
Teamates…

>>60228232
Are you a janny? There was an almost identical post that dissapeared in 10 seconds and now you rewrote it?

>>60228267
Sorry, was just frustrated at first and thought it wasn't appropriate so got rid of it. But yeah this is still a false equivalence.

>>60228232
teakeks actually have balls to speak up the moment something goes wrong unlike yesbuds

>>60227433
>They/Them, instant blacklisted
What? What are you even talking about?

>>60228410
Wouldn't be surprised if it was some "unity" aka cuckbud that feels the need to make it about Ame as well.

>>60227268
Girls are sexiest when they like you but dislike the rest of the world.

>>60228410
The teamates in Global used to talk about ye*man back during the joseph days. I wonder if the disgruntled teamates back then joined our ranks because I only see that shit here

>>60228632
Read the question you tarded tard

>>60228673
This is an ESL board you can't make jokes about grammar, nobody can tell if it's serious or not

>>60228673
Did read it, still don’t know what your problem with it is. The question is about Gura and Ame, which is more than one person, so what’s your issue? Are you actually retarded?

>>60228758
Are there still boards that aren't ESL?

DAY 26, GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 26!

>>60228758
What’s the joke?

I know frame cutoff time is usually later but she's been gone so long I expect that when she does return she'll put up a really early frame. Just means today is probably another silent day.

>>60228838
I’m going to drink a whole bottle of bourbon if she reaches 31 days.

>>60228838
"But but some other Holo disappearing for a few weeks is totally comparable to having to go through this multiple times!" - retarded unity fans

Its feeling like a dino day today

>>60228982
We'd probably get a early tweet if she's gonna stream. I think she did that the last couple times.

>>60228838
Somehow it feels longer

>>60229360
Yeah, it is more like 3 months if we would exclude the shill streams

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCfjf3rvTJY

>>60229490
I liked this cover. I remember all the anons in /ggg/ trying to get this taken down.

>>60229490
She's singing about me.

>>60228982
When she returns she'll put up the frame whenever she wants. She did one at like 6:40 when returning one day off the top of my head.

>>60227393
Did she ignore it or has she not seen it yet?

Gura is lost in the European wilderness.

It might be ogre this time.

>>60229001
It's been 48 days if you don't count those shitty 2 hours and 50 minutes she streamed since her little advent overlap prank

Have Gura ever made out with a hotdog? Or is she like Numi and practice kissing with plums?

>>60229872
That's a werid name for my ass.

I'm going to eat a borgar tonight

booba!

Boob gura or bussy pucci gura? Pick one.

>>60230161
I love bushy pucci gura

>>60230000
Longer. Her last (non-mandated) stream was August 17th, it's been 54 days.

I use super-jumbo tampons, but I can't help it if I've got a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina

>>60230161
None. Flat and bald cunny Gura is the only correct answer.

>>60230161
Remember the stream where Gura said she wanted to make wigs out of peoples pubic hair? :D That was kino

>>60230309
Remember back when Gura streamed? That was kino.

>>60230367

>>60230309
I still think about her pissy tshirt. Gets me diamonds everytime.

https://twitter.com/yorn3t/status/1711787349305348377
This, but with Gura.

>>60230579

Gura owes me sex. A lot of sex.

>>60228845
The SC asked about two people, using "they" because it's plural. Anon then replied pretending to seethe about pronouns.

>>60230706
That's a very bad joke.

Child

>>60230743
Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs!

>>60230903
Cheetahs don't live in the jungle...

>>60230903

>>60227393
I was gonna do this with Mori but I feel like she would get her manager to ban me on every channel. We need to stick to Kiara, Fauna and Ina

>>60230954
Mori already got an SC like this and to sum it up, she just said she doesn't know what's going on in girl's personal lives/content to that extent and to simply not ask and give them time

I filled out a Chick-fil-A survey for a free chciken sandwich but it still hasn't shown up in my rewards. I guess I'll just starve today

So should we expect a graduation announcement soon?

>>60231177
two more weeks as usual

>>60231135
Arbys 5 dollar biggie bag pretty good if you want somthing cheap and decent.

Sex with a fembud.

>>60231177
Lol no. She will just continue to only show up to shill merch.

At this rate she'll be celebrating 4 years in Hololive as her next stream.

Why is this general even up?

>>60231291
to make you seethe

>>60231135
Do you want me to buy you mcdonalds

>>60231346
Why would I seethe? I just feel bad for you.

>>60231463
you're literally in here seething every day, we all know

>>60231423
Ouch...

Gurass

>>60231501
Anon, this is the first time I've been in here in months. Kinda like how often Gura streams.

>>60231581
yeah sure roru

>>60231630
Anon, please go outside. You've lost it...

>>60231816
Reddit is that way

I think she actually meant to say she wanted to go back to 2019 Gura, not 2021 Gura.

Whats the difference between Gura?

I'm going to go play Twilight Princess now. I just got done with the "City in the Sky", the music and atmosphere while great were a bit unsettling. The item the double clawshot is great and fun to use. The boss while not difficult was superb from the climb up to the floating island to the end of the fight. Man I wish Gura would play (older) Zelda games.

>>60232107
>Man I wish Gura would
Same.

>>60232107
Twilight Princess was excellent, one of the few games I have 100% completion on.
Now anon... imp Midna or Twili Midna?

>>60224448
That's a child

>>60232107
>>60232159
>>60232194
Are you one of those homosensuals or are you women?

>>60232194
Where do you think you are? Imp

>>60232234
I am shifting gears and passing queers!

>>60232234
I just like playing video games.

>>60232194
Who even prefers twilight Midna?

>>60224961
Buy tasty fish to bribe her with

>>60232194
what I find strange is that true form midna is just a lot taller and that's about it.

breed

ʰᵉʷʷᵒ

bread

I tried to hold my fart in but shitted my pants in front of my coworkers instead…

Ching Chong ding dong, fellow chumbuds.
Let’s please have a productive day, and may we all keep safe on your journeys today.
Amen.

>>60232107
Wait a minute this has all been a long term psy-op. So that's when I started liking sassy brats.

Gura is such a limp-dick, STREEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM Gura

>>60232335
Me
t. not a chumcuck

>>60229001
There’s no way. I’ll suck off my dads dick on cam if she does this. (screen cap this)

my wife

See you next year!

>>60232796
Gura's small limp erectile dysfunctional dual shark cocks...

Do Hololive manager have a "kill-switch" access to their streamers streams?

Like, if Gura went onto a bender and started to spazz out, can the manager kill the stream?

>>60233108
No

>>60233108
I wouldn’t think so. Although I think they could probably revoke some type of access to their assets, that would prevent the streamers from accessing certain things they’d need to stream.
(I have no idea what I’m talking about).
But in the same way, it’s not like a trucking company has kill switches in their semis, and those things can cause total chaos if operated by someone with foul intentions.

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Shark spotted in the wild

i really like this image

>>60229001
Hope you're ready to have your stomach pumped, anon.

>>60233337
Can I save it?

slit

>>60233271
I haven’t seen a schizo-post this bad in years…
God save this community…

See You next year!!

>>60233437
Bye anon

I got a feeling that Gura don't like dutch people

Can we reach 30 days ?

>>60233515

>>60233271
Is this a crypto wallet pass phrase?

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/112449813

>>60233271
wtf is this, i copy pasted the whole thing & searched and multiple similar results came up with no explanation

>>60233649
oh wait it might just be a lorem ipsum type of text

I wish to see my wife

I wish

>>60233713
Is it though? When you Google the lorem ipsum phrases, Google shows that it’s Lorem Ipsum. But this doesn’t?
>”Those an equal point no years do”
Google that. Wtf is this shit?

I saw a 4 legged cow today!

No but seriously, wtf are we supposed to talk about in GGG? There is no content to even talk about, shit posting ensues

The thing about Gura as I see it is that she doesn't understand her fans. Doesn't understand what they want and why they might want it. Doesn't understand why they are fans in general even. I remember she mentioned it a long time ago in a collab with Kiara when they were building statues of themselves from their Ai kotoba III cover. And that's in my mind is the core issue of how she operates in regard to her fanbase compared to girls that used to be hardcore fans themselves like Kiara or Fuwamoco etc. They can relate so they treat their fanbase like they wanted to be treated by their oshis. Gura just can't because she never had an oshi. That's what I think. Does it make sense?

>>60234053
let's talk about how the jannies keep on allowing these threads to happen

>>60234137
It's containment.

Dunno about all that but I love my wife

>>60233925
chatGPT says “…This could be a result of a web scraping or indexing issue on certain websites.”
My question is, what if this is related to Hillary’s emails? What if this was the clue that Q was talking about???

What’s next

I'm not sure what's happening here.

i want goora to absorb me

I'm bored as hell.

>>60234689
Try gooming to a fembud.

>>60234748
Fat fuck

holy shit I just had acid reflux outta nowhere, minding my own business, missing Gura and being a sad fag and then I cough and my throat is burning
the taste really lingers, fuck, that's a new one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZwSzGYtvWg

The best thing you can do, is end it all and leave forever.

>>60235353
Based acid refluxbud. I've had the same problem for years now.

>>60234312
It's cool that you love your wife.
I also love my wife who just so happens to be Gura. My real actual wife.

>>60235666
Sorry bud, I think I corrected your wife by mistake the other day.

>>60233602

>>60234077
Aqua is Gura's oshi though.

>>60235908
Is she? She got a figure of her right? But I feel like she's talked about watching Kaela more than she has talked about watching any JP girls.

We should dedicate ggg to guras older streams for now, and every day at 6pm when she streamed in 2021 that corresponds with today's dates, we talk about that stream. We re-watch gura.

>>60235908
Does Gura watch her every stream? Does she own all her merch? Does she know everything there is to know about her? Does she read all her tweets? Does she catch up on her VODs when she has to miss a stream? Did she learn Japanese just to be able to understand her?

>>60236167
GSH

>>60230954
Someone already tried with Mori months ago. She said not to send anyone messages like this.

>>60225058
I got /fit/ thanks to her which gave me way more confidence to talk with girls irl, so yeah, it was well worth it.

>>60236052
>Is she?
I strongly remember that she said she is.
>>60236167
now that you say it, she doesn't really talk about her that much, I would answer most of your questions with "probably not" except maybe merch.

Hang in there, chumbies.

it's remarkable how consistently absent she is

>>60224961
Mating press

>>60236361
What else do you expect her to say when asked about having an oshi? "No, I don't have one"? When every other girl say they do have an oshi? It's just bad look. She likes Aqua I'm sure but she's not her oshi as we understand having an oshi.

>>60236386
M

>>60234866
What was this artist's Twitter?

>>60236479
Is that a...?

>>60236479
That's a very lewd art. My pp twitched.

>>60236477
aqua is her oshi in the same way that many had a JP oshi despite not knowing japanese
also this is an extremely retarded conversation

>>60233527
We can and will!

>>60236479
That's a good looking Dino right there

Is this the record on complete silence?

>>60236386
M+RT

Gooba, kana, stay and jim... All in the same year too...

Oceanside Soft Talking was before Gura's first year anniversary. My sense of time is extremely warped.

>>60236735
>Jul 31, 2021
god

>>60236725
who are these people?

>>60236735
Now that I think about most things I remember fondly happened within her first year. DMC, first TTRPG session with Scout, Bathtime Pizza, ASMR, Terraria with a footfetish story, several doodles streams, Luigi Mansion with her vacuuming sand, Monster Hunter, Spaceballs watchalong and so many more.

>>60237045
Her decline is so consistent than most don't realize how good of a vtuber she used to be

>>60237045
Because that's when she actually streamed. We've been in the ghosting arc longer than the Gura arc.

>>60237174
>We've been in the ghosting arc longer than the Gura arc
Yeah...she's been a husk of a vtuber more than she's been a vtuber

>>60236694
No

>>60236131
An interesting proposal, maybe we try and pick up traction on this idea, mention it for a few days and start posting relevant streams at the right time?

>>60237045
I have plenty of fond memories after that, wasn't until after the second anniversary that it fell apart for me
even october was good fun but that's one month followed by what's shaping up to be an entire year of disappointment, now that it's the 10th with still no sign of her

>>60237309
it's kinda like that moment when you realize Myth girls been in Holo longer than Rushia was at the moment of her graduation
a lot of the defining members actually had pretty short and volatile careers
hell, Choco was THE Holo talent at some point during her first year and look at her now

>>60237045
So many good memories.. god I miss it so much.

would you go through as many yabs and drama arcs as deadbeats if it meant we'd have Gura content as often as they have Mori now? or do you prefer reminiscing on the old glory days and hoping Gura will still return untainted or at the very least fades silently, without ruining the memories?

>>60237550
Choco was completely derailed by the youtube ASMR witchhunt for a while, but she's still around, been around
unless you're getting all los numeros with 'THE Holo talent' I dunno what you're getting at

https://youtu.be/qmAeg8CF54w?t=12951
That's what I was talking about earlier.

My mom asks about Gura a lot but I don't tell her how much she's not around because it's embarrassing to say

anyone know why gura ghosted everyone? did she quit?

>>60237724
The law of Schrodinger's Gura.

>>60237724
No idea. Advent members have said they messaged her but never got anything back. Myth and council haven't talked about her recently.
She's just gone right now.

>>60237708
Grim, she doesn't understand us...

>>60237708
That's the fanbase that Gura wants. She wants us to be casual Dicksword yesmen who greet each other in chat and never question her for being absent. She's scared of her most dedicated fans...

>>60237708
Miku??

>>60237694
Choco was the 2nd most subscribed holo once upon a time because of her ASMR

>>60237787
>Advent members have said they messaged her but never got anything back
Sounds like something you threadread and have no timestamps for

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpnR2vXIhMo

>>60238117
yeah I'm aware, and I guess that confirms this went into numerals territory for no reason

>>60238039
She's not a casual but she clearly isn't a hardcore Miku fan. She doesn't even know about most of the recent vocaloid songs

>>60238245
She learns vocaloid songs from rhythm games.

>>60238205
I didn't mean solely numbers, really
Choco had the stream time, the reach, the pull of a truly defining member
likewise Coco
and the peaks of their careers got cut even shorter than what's happening to Gura right now
Sic transit gloria, it's not something unique to her

>>60238301
That's not what a hardcore fan would do. Don't get me wrong she loves Miku but her love for Miku is not as strong as the love we have for Gura

>>60238245
>She's not a casual
Gura is a casual at best for any piece of weeb media out there and this includes Hololive

But is Gura a fembud?

>>60238366
Depends on what you consider a casual

>>60238488
I can't say for sure if she likes herself well enough to be called a fan. But probably not.

>>60238488
has she given up on herself?

>>60237708
Be sure to remind Gura that she fundamentally doesn't understand the feelins of her fans and when she acts like she does like asking "if they missed her", she has no idea what that actually feels like.

>>60238616
She's just wondering about her fans' aim is all. It's not that serious bro.

>>60238245
>she's not a casual

>>60238728
anime =/= japanese otaku culture

Please keep your shizos to yourself rather than bothering Kiara

>>60238820
as long as the schizos aren't here then I'm good

>>60238820
>Please keep your shizos to yourself rather than bothering Kiara
What happened?

>>60227393
she read it out loud, and said she doesn't know and if she know she wouldn't say anything. She also said "you should ask Them in a superchat reading" RUMAO

>>60238820
As long as you stop stealing our fembuds.

>>60238990
>and if she know
and if she knew*

>>60238988
someone sent a superchat to Kiara asking if Gura and Ame are fine
this is the second time she gets an SC like that, the previous one she said she didn't interact with Ame since the anniversary collab
this time she said she has no idea what Gura or Ame are doing, and even if she knew, she wouldn't say it

She only knew about Ame coming back. It's over...

>>60238990
Kiara doesn't know we rarely get superchat reading even when she did stream lmao

Did all the yesbuds 41% ? I feel like this thread is weirdly peaceful, i would expect more angry discussions and trolls, i hope this peace lasts

Her exact words were:
>>i'm sure ame will be back
Kinda weird she didn't mention gura in that part

>>60239152
You mean the feistybuds? Yea probably.

>>60239241
Gura hasn't been back since Summer 2022

>>60239075
How mentally ill do you have to be to bother other holos? You aren't gonna get any info out of them, all it does is make you look pathetic.
If Gura/management decide to that radio silence is the best way of handling the situation, then its on them.

>>60239075
And? How are the rest of us supposed to stop people from that?
You'll excuse me if I don't weep too much for Kiara getting free money in exchange for "dunno lol".

>>60239075
>even if she knew, she wouldn't say it
What that tells me is they know and intentionally aren't saying it. Got it.

>>60239315
You don't. You just live with the ramifications of being eternally associated with whiners.

>>60239241
Well that's grim

>>60239297
The kind of mentally ill it become after gura ghosts you for 3 weeks. Don't pretend you aren't concerned too. Some people are just more concerned than you

>>60239364
Oh no not the ramifications, whatever will I do when 4chan schizos add another irrelevant thing on their tally of bullshit against chumbies

>>60239364
It's a 2k ccv superchat reading that Kiara took 30 seconds to address, who cares about rep?

Gura just needs a good spanking

>see you next year
and we all thought it a joke

>>60239434
>Don't pretend you aren't concerned too
I absolutely am, I just don't bother with asking other holos because I KNOW it will do absolutely nothing at all.

>>60239444
But if /vt/ hates chumbies, and twitter hates chumbies, and the other talents hate chumbies, and Gura hates chumbies, and chumbies hate chumbies, who will give us love?

Kiara said she doesn't know if Gura is coming back...

>>60239434
I'm more concerned about the fact that this psychopathic bitch is one of her genmates since we all know who the mysterious insider was

>>60239720
she did not

>>60239718
Yuko

Does Kiara know if I'm cumming on her back though?

dino

>>60239718
Gawr will

>>60239771
She said Gura won't come back. I guess that's the end

Kiara said Gura's locked in her rape dungeon and she will never let her out...

>>60239718
me

>>60239853
she didn't say that either

>>60239122
>>60239241
Thanks for including Ame in that SC so that she didn't feel compelled to talk about Gura "unity bud". I swear unity chumbuds are cucks.

>>60239911
She said Gura is currently signing papers to leave Hololive as soon as possible.

>>60239722
wat? what insider?

Kiara literally said Gura is marrying me. I don't know why you guys keep lying.

I can't believe Aqua, Shion, Okayu, and Noel kidnapped Gura.
How did Kiara even figure that out?

Actually, Kiara said she kidnapped Gura and Ame and is subjecting them to the same permanent hair removal treatment she got.

>>60240162
Why would Gura need that though?
She already has nothing there

Can't you fags just post the timestamp?

Hmph.

>>60239986
S - hark - ion
A - vatar - aqua
N - ot - oel
O - nline - Okayu
Pretty obvious if you ask me

>>60240162
no...

>some stuff in about a year from now
I think she hired an entire orchestra guys, screencap this

>>60240274
what

>>60240214
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehajqmE6qdY&t=18511

As doom and gloom as the end was, the Kiara tangent did explain some things. Like how talents have to reserve the streaming room 5+ days in advance to stream using company equipment in Japan. That's... pretty much as good as of a reason as ever for Gura to not stream, especially if she already feels tired and stressed doing rehearsals / recordings.

>>60239122
What did she say about Ame coming back?

>>60240504
>maybe they'll answer during supers
She doesn't get it, Gura literally doesn't do anything at all anymore. We can't ask her. Also the Ame comment, sounds like Kiara knows Ame has something planned soon but doesn't want to spoil it.

remember when gura broke moot's record?

>>60240635
Kiara was replying to someone in chat who pointed out this isn't normal for Ame. That part is a a nothingburger

>>60236386
M

What is she plotting?

>>60240712
Oh I listened while at work so I didn't notice that. Yeah it's not really a surprise she doesn't know since I doubt Gura is talking to them much either

>>60240162
STAY AWAY FROM MY WIFES BUSHY PUCCI

Gura's bushy pucci and hairy pits.

>>60240821
It's gone anon... you have to let it go.

Gura is fuzzy like a squishy peach.

I was bored at home with nothing to do so I went scrounging through old wallets and birthday cards and found $800 in cash lol
I wasn't going to buy the anniversary merch cause it didn't appeal to me all the much but I might as well now

what did kiara say about my wife?

>>60241101
She said that I've been cumming on her back even though Gura said not to cum on her.

>>60241026
Don't do it, save the money.

>>60241026
buy twos sets of the next merch or something, or two scarves and/or two beans
don't buy bloop

>>60241026
Buy $800 worth of Gurritos, anon.

I took a dump, and now I'm feeling spiffy.

If she got hit by a required minimum jail sentence it would actually explain a lot. The time lag between trial and sentencing and legal machinations can give plenty of notice (for example if the causative event happened last year), and the sentence itself could be relatively short depending on the infraction. But since these cases are publicly discoverable they'd also have to avoid narrowing the window of when it actually happened. But it'd be a non-medical and non-work related issue that no one could breathe a word about.

So it sounds like she's not just no contact with us but no contact with Myth also if kiara and mori both said they have no idea what's going on with her. I wonder if she's talking to her manager at all, it's fucking baffling to me that they've let her disappear two times in a row for almost 2 months total at this point without saying anything. You would think a company would try to damage control with more people slowly losing their shit. You would think the talents reputation is too important to them since that's a big part of what moves merch.

>>60241405
>You would think
No, it's you who thinks like that. Don't apply your thought process to others.

:3c

>>60241323
Women have to fuck up really bad to get a prison sentence or any long form probation. I dought this is the case, and if it was we'd know about it since. In other words, you are the biggest retard.

>>60241448
>Don't apply your thought process to others.
Try and stop me.

OH NO CHUMKEKS IS THIS YOUR OSHI

>>60241405
She can afford losing 100 feistybuds. Gura has so many chillbud members and casuals that she doesn't need management to damage control. All she will do is close the chat until feistybuds calm down

>>60241523
she probably got caught with cp

>>60241530
Enjoy shouting into the void that is the Mongolian basket weaving forum the.

>>60241603
This, they found Gura's pizza stash

>>60241603
We'd know if that was the case and it'd be DEFCON 0 on Twitter and vt.

It's pretty crazy to think that gura isn't even the most successful of nacho-mama's children anymore.

mega loaf

Isn't it crazy to think she actually exists somewhere on this earth right now?

>>60241828
She never really was

>>60241852
I always feel intimidated thinking about it, the world is quite a small one after all

If Gura didn't mention your name on stream, you're not a chumbud.

>>60241898
Are you a fembud though?

>>60241523
Mandatory minimums exist. And even if she did, it's probably something minimal anyway like a DUI that Cover wouldn't care about. Although some states have crazy first offense consequences for DUI while high.

If Gura mentionned your name on stream, you've given up on her by now and you can't speak your mind without being called an anti.

I can't believe gura actually started a family with her former stalker.

>>60241581
Does Cover want the bad PR though? Gura is one of their biggest IPs and these days no matter where you bring her up the overwhelming consensus is that people are sick of hearing about her, or they think she's dying, or they think she doesn't want to stream anymore or care about hololive or her fans, or she only comes back to sell merch. There's nowhere you look that you see actual positive feelings when discussing her, it's all annoyance, pity, or anger. It's not a good image. It even looks bad on Cover because their talent can just disappear for almost a month now without them making an announcement.

>>60242007
She doesn't drive though, unless she actually bought the barbie car and got hammered riding that.

>>60242073
pretty sure cover doesn't care, it's not like it's a JP fanbase eating itself

If I can't have gura, then no one can *starts nuclear war*

>>60242007
DUI when she cried after 3 meter the first and only time she tried to drive, sure bud

>>60242206
>starts nuclear war
*laughs in Finnish*

Fun fact: we would have world peace if gura streamed at least twice a week

https://youtu.be/1u4BVQYzS6I?si=zVipDvcD0meSNrbZ
Suffering is nigh, chumbuds.

day 26! give it up for day 26!

>>60242297
Wow, so Gura just doesn't want world peace

>>60242409
I see you, you see me
How pleasant, this feeling
The moment you hold me
I missed you, I'm sorry
I've given what I have
I've showed you I'm growing
The ashes fall slowly
As your voice consoles me...

>>60228838
>>60242409
Retards

Please call me a retard.

>>60242456
*french kisses you*

>>60242456
*rapes you*

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

>>60242579
She's a loli god, but she's far from being lonely.

>>60241323
So they finally caught her for not paying taxes?

>>60242442
Lol ok, keep calling me a "samefagé retard

How many days since the last real stream again? 45?

>>60242656
You need to have income to pay taxes.

>>60242656
retard
>>60242647
retard
>>60242604
retard
>>60242579
retard
>>60242535
retard
>>60242496
retard
>>60242452
retard
>>60242442
retard
>>60242438
retard
>>60242428
retard
>>60242409
retard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehajqmE6qdY&t=17477s

>>60242700
The holocure stream was more than 50 days ago

>>60242671
>samefajjay
nice

>>60242718
>doesn't call the person asking to be called a retard retard

huahahaha

>>60242757
I think that was the point no?

>>60241323
so if it's not CP and it can't be DUI, what crime did she commit that has a mandatory minimum sentence?

>>60237689
I guess...

>>60242428
Gura has been reading Carl Schmitt...

IMAGINE sucking on gura's tiny tits.

>>60242734
She was talking about Ame you fucking drooling imbecile faggot

>>60242913
made you watch kiara hehehehehe

>>60242905
shhoud be called titettes i think its cute

Goobaby

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehajqmE6qdY&t=18512s
the real timestamp

>>60243047
>i'm sure ame will be back soon
>gura...

>>60241465
I thought her tail was a diaper here...

>>60242980
It gets me diamonds to think about sucking on her loli titettes...

>>60243140
Maybe her tail works as a diaper too

>>60243095
Kiara doesn't give a fuck about Gura. That's nothing new.

>>60243047
Can you give us a quick QRD of what she said for us ESL-chads?

>:3c

>>60243324
It's nothing of substance. Just the usual generic I don't know/can't say anything while going Ame doko.

>>60243324
Said she has no idea where they are, and she wouldn't tell us if she did, and if we want to know we should ask Gura during Gura's next superchat reading (lol) someone said Ame being gone is weird, and Kiara said just be patient she will be back eventually.

>born to :3
>forced to :)
What did she mean by this?