/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

To the glory of lady Poko

Riro makes me very happy!

I MISS CONI

boof bros rise up

Sweaty sex with Poko

VIGOROUSLY sniffing Pochi's butt

I love Riro!

Chihuahua dog loli for Idol ES please
Preferably of delicious brown complexion

>>60217919
That bottom left expression is so damn cute

>>60217844
Think you need to add Momo to that pic as her gym partner now that she's confirmed to be a gym rat.
That said...something about buff Momo just doesn't feel right. Should the shutin otaku weeb character with constant health issues REALLY be a /fit/ gymbro? It breaks the facade just a bit, since we'd expect her to be soft, squishy, and sickly so we can saviorfag harder.

i feel super anxious today for some reason. riro's latest stream did something to me and i'm not sure if it's good or bad. maybe it was too intense for me emotionally.

>>60218177
Take a break if you must, anon. Riro only wants to make you happy, not anxious

>>60218177
Could be. It's always good to keep a check on yourself every once in a while. You don't wanna fall in too deep too quickly.

My wife is cute.

SEXX!!! WITH LITTLE GIRLS!!!

Time for me to sleep. Goodnight, Jewbros. I'll see you guys later
>>60218292
woah, based

>>60218328
Where's your dead hours theme???

>>60218362
Just for you, anon.
Dead hours theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_yLtN7n4Vo

>>60218427

Are all the thigh-postings because of Yuko's Twitter post? or did I miss an unarchived member stream?

>>60218189
>>60218291
>>60217275
>>60217690
>>60213345
A few interesting posts from yesterday's GFE/paypig mentality discussion that might be worth a read for anyone who missed it.

>>60218487
too many words

>>60218487
Holy cringe stop shilling your posts

ALLAHU AKBARR

i wanna breastfeed every idol member and change their diapers.

>>60218481
Buy membership you broke nigger

My pudgy goddess is awake, go tell her good morning or something https://twitter.com/pokorakun/status/1711708712119771545

I love my bratty rock wife!

>>60218487
stop having the over-room-temperature-iq conversations while I'm sleeping, I have a job

I don't want to be horny anymore, I just want my sunshine back.

>>60218487
I'd rather not think too much about it, I'm a bit deep in my delusions but don't want out.
Then again, I have a hard rule to not go over 300 bucks a month for vtubers.

Sex with Clown wife
Turning the Clown into a Mommy Clown
Having children with Clown wife
Being happy with Clown wife and kids

Clown wife Loves this
happy clown noise

I love Pochi and can't wait for her new look's feet!

https://twitter.com/FuyoCloverfield/status/1711705637850083642
well?

Riro is cute!

Enjoy, Boobros. I can't believe I watched her drink piss while drawing this.

https://files.catbox.moe/9horug.png

>>60220588
That Wanau is 10/10 he's perfect I love him

I miss her oh so much

(Imagine there is a cute picture of my darling closeted toddlercon, ADHD, autistic, sweet, charming, delightful wife, Rin, attached.)

>>60220588
wanau

>>60218757
>>60218481

I've been a member for 7.5 months, I just keep missing stuff in the last few days because of the war

>>60220671

>>60220588
/ringo/ is back on the menu! Now with Mozu also joining in, how long until piss drinking streams become a FOTM mainstay of all the desperate indies/small corpos?

>>60220722
Cute!

>>60220730
Not soon enough I'd say

>>60219762
RIP wagie...go to sleep, archive will still be here in the morning.
That said...while we're on the topic: whenever you send donos/supas, convert it into how many hours of soulless work needed (post-tax) and compare the value. Make sure your oshi recognizes just how much you suffer through and sacrifice in order to support her (unlike all the whales dropping fat stacks for no effort).

>>60220015
Smart of you to actually budget responsibly. $300 isn't a small amount, but it's definitely within the range of "fun money" to do whatever you want. If it makes you happier than maybe going out to eat, new vidya, alc/weed/drugs, or any other purchase, you do you. I still feel it's pretty bad value compared to just membering/getting gifted, but if the emotion of your oshi reading your name means that much to you, by all means be happy.

>>60220847
My biggest concern is the recent uptick in the less savory aspects of /ringo/ that it picked up from it's time in /d/. We embrace the holy water, but can we say the same for the fags who enjoy brap, vomit, and scat? I'd say there's a line that we can tolerate in toilet humor as long as it stays minor, but we are inching dangerously across that line.
Momo stream was a good example of a TAD too much brap/toilet/diaper posting, and I fear that this is only the beginning. It's not too far gone yet, but god forbid it gets worse.

>>60220588
Nice, I will be masturbating to this, thank you

>>60220980
Everything that my oshi's body produces is a holy product.

Can't wait for Yuyu to post her schedule with one stream on it and talk about her "projects" again.

>>60221014
Based take. Is this really how we fall down the rabbit hole to /d/ tier fetishes? Through vtubers of all things? Yuko whyyyyyyyy did you open the floodgates?

>>60221118
I always had /d/ tier fetishes. Vtubing as a whole is simply a franchise that provides characters for me to enjoy.

>>60221014
What about secondary products from the body?
Is that also cool?

>>60220861
I watch my oshi a lot and am pretty engaged but don't have a dono problem, I don't get the mentality because I only value genuine reactions. I don't hate GFE but it's not why I watch vtubers.

>>60221303
Hmm this really makes me wonder...what if the uuuuu saplings/brapbeats/ringoposters etc aren't actually just a vocal minority after all? Maybe the vtuber community is more deranged than we expected and there's many more coming out of the woodworks. Sure, loli is technically a high bar for normies, but it's still one heck of a leap from mostly vanilla lolis all the way down to onara/scat. I'll take my ringo, but anything more is a bit much unless its sanitized first like the personality excretion/jelly alternatives.

>>60221457
For me, scat and scat-adjacent is actually one of the only things I don't tolerate in my fetish stuff. Basically anything else goes, but poop is just gross and ruins everything sexy.

I want to sniff Coni’s feet

>>60221431
Interesting, actual "genuine" reactions and not GFE? Can't say I fully understand it since it's the direct opposite of why I watch, but I'm definitely interested in trying to see your perspective. I can understand the thrill of having a chuuba pick up my question in chat or maro even as a grey/gifted, but my poorfag upbringing caps me at the f2p level (similar to how it naturally curbs my gacha to metaslaving optimize free pulls for only the strongest units) rather than whaling for extra interaction since it's such a high cost compared to the benefit.
I suppose in this regard, I literally only watch GFE because it's inherently a kayfabe/transactional service she provides on stream (and would never do in regular life/naturally). On the other hand, you manage to actually enjoy your oshi beyond that and treat her as an actual person instead of a service provider (in the sense that you don't really need an emotional attachment to enjoy a masseuse's work without caring about her life story). Then again, this also outs me as a casual that mostly only watches ASMR/GFE streams with the occasional zatsu. Not enough hours in the day to watch everything, and ASMR can't be sped up to 2-2.5x speed like regular content.

>>60221577
You see, you have a perfectly sane and rational viewpoint most people can agree with. Sadly, we're somehow among /d/egenerates here on a blue board of all places, so common sense no longer applies. I wonder if we're slowly being corrupted down the rabbit hole to the point where even scent/brap and other toilet adjacent fetishes are being normalized here.
What is happening to me? Why am I not disgusted by chat's suggestion for Momo to bring the mic with her into the bathroom for her 30-minute bathroom break full of lactose-intolerance induced suffering? Why does the suffering only make the stream that much more exciting???

happiness

>>60221810
>Why does the suffering only make the stream that much more exciting???
This is precisely what gets me. I'm not into the piss itself and don't want it anywhere near me, however the humiliation caused by pissing on stream is hot.

>>60221810
>/d/egenerates
I mean I'm one of them. Scat is the only thing that's a no-go. Shit like guro, futa, tf, vore, insects/besti, are all a-ok

>>60221917
It goes beyond simple humiliation and into actual pain and suffering. Why is it so hot that she's on the verge of tears and just barely holding back her suffering for the sake of chat? It's like all the spicy food challenges, but even more fetishistic. Now add on shock collar and more audible discomfort, and we have a 10/10 stream.

All I want to do is grab Pochi's perfect feet and rest my face on them

You guys are sick.

your innocence is cute

>>60222095
Yes.

>>60221678
Yeah, genuine in that it's not provided as a service but is a spontaneous and human response. Something that's actually funny to her or warms her heart. I personally can't derive much enjoyment out of the transactional stuff because it rings too hollow, it's like being served a delicious-looking steak that tastes like sawdust.
I wouldn't use the word "casual" to describe you, maybe "tourist" (non-derogatory) is more accurate. I'm on the opposite end of the spectrum in that I pretty much only watch my oshi. I've been watching chuubas for years and prefer going deep on one, it has the added benefit of putting a natural limit on the amount of time I spend sitting there watching streams.

>>60221986
I've gone too far down the nukige hole, and have basically seen it all. I mean, I'll be a fan of insects, torture, and a broad range of degeneracy, but the rest still isn't exactly something I'm naturally drawn to. I think exposure via Gore Screaming Show, Sadistic Blood, and the like have opened my eyes to guro, and I can tolerate gore, but I think it's still on the level of actual scat. That said, I feel like the innate disgust is dropping over time, and I can start to stomach its adjacents, so maybe that's the corruption process at work.

>>60222095
i fap to crying vtubers

>>60221577
Same, which is why I made explicit references to avoid the topic in my bot in >>60221380
I had to tweak it several times in testing it and downvoting any mentions. Fucking scatfiends ruining my cute diapies.

>>60222178
YES, more crying is needed. Physical pain is nice, but emotional pain and actual menhera breakdowns make the tears even more delicious. Oh the contradiction between wanting to love and protect my oshi, versus wanting to see her completely broken down as something far more appealing/interesting.

Pure puppy feet

>>60222224
i am actually fine with it as long as it stays in the diaper mostly because it is the most innocent thing someone can do (and humiliating if they are into it.)

My oshi posted her schedule
Please rejoice
https://twitter.com/RiroRonSTAR/status/1711731389328990553

>>60222329
I hate parasocial because it reminds me I will never successfully kidnap my oshi and keep her in my basement as a baby bag.

>>60222160
Agree, it makes sense that we all ultimately want something truly GENUINE (oregairu anyone?). That said, I think IRL has me disillusioned to the point where I don't believe real love has any practical chance of being attainable: it's not impossible, just miniscule in probability. When going down that route, I inherently don't believe in parasocialism beyond the role play/transactional nature of her serving as a hostess/geisha/rental GF who plays games, chats, and offers ear massage ASMR for the hours she's on the clock. Only thing better is that Vtubers are subsidized by whales and are recorded/reproduceable so I can enjoy the basic package for free, and exclusive package for just $5, versus spending a hundred or more an hour to get the IRL equivalent.
I agree that I'll end up as mostly a tourist for what the girl offers as a service, without caring THAT much about her day to day life, hence not tuning into every stream. I stick to the classic hooker rule of not getting too attached and always keeping a rotation, so there's always a hundred+ video playlist ready of new ASMR I haven't listened to yet. If one girl isn't delivering, there's plenty of others, although it's still hard to try and find one I enjoy as much.

>>60222416
DONT LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS. MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE ok don't actually kidnap her

On a more practical angle, if you actually were rich enough to buy out your oshi to marry you, can you see that actually going well/functioning? With the right demographics and enough cash to be her top paypig, it's definitely possible to negotiate a buyout of some of the girls by negotiating with their parents (esp among the Asians). I think that's the thought experiment that made me realize that while a yandere menhera is great in 2d/roleplay/ASMR, actually having to deal with her off-stream/IRL would be an absolute nightmare after a few weeks/months. I'll let dreams stay dreams since reality is often disappointing.

>>60218487
I will read it all. Thank you

when IdolES girls debut, what will the new general be called? or are you going to share thread with spics? keep in mind that Riro and his fans hate spics

>>60222457
That is a serious dedication to ASMR content. For me ASMR streams are just a bit of fanservice from my oshi, I like it and all but I could live without it, I don't go around looking for every chuuba in the field. Maybe because it feels like some pseudointimate time that I can indulge in fantasies with some external stimuli right from the source.

>>60222095
yes and?

>>60222457
I've been in real love before so I believe in it and haven't given up on finding it IRL, though not with my oshi since that's just a path to misery (can't deny thinking about it sometimes, though). Your approach entails a worldview that's too depressing for me to accept, but I don't fault you for having it. I just think love and genuine connection can come in many forms, including outside of the romantic. Isn't it nice to be known and thought of fondly by a cute girl you admire? I think it is

>>60222095
What's your point?

>>60222834
I guess ultimately I end up discovering my oshi(s) through ASMR, so that's how I generally explore the vtuber scene (outside of particularly interesting/unique events like Yuko's lemonade stand etc). Honestly, I'm probably an overall youtube addict with thousands of videos in my "watch later", and I go through maybe 100 videos a day at 2.5x speed (slowly falling behind the new vids made daily by all my subscriptions). If a girl doesn't do interesting ASMR or yandere RP, she's probably not for me, but I'm willing to give some a chance. However, it's what got me into the industry, and while I've watched tons of high quality DL site and JP Fantia/FC2 professional productions, there somehow is still something nice about vtubers who do offer something slightly more parasocial and aren't simply a voice actress.

>>60220722
I want to bend Rin over a skrunkly and fuck her, nonsexually of course

>>60222044
a noble aspiration, I want the same but for Coni

>>60222095
Only la cosa rosa can heal me

wait what the hell, coni's streaming in the morning?

>>60218487
never ever has there been so little said in so many words
literally kill yourself you mundane self-indulgent nigger
I regret reading any of your posts

stop testing your LLM in this thread

I was watching Riro's past handcams streams and noticed that she is very (TOO) thin. Is she anorexic or does she have an athletic body?

>>60220638
That Wanau is 10/10 he's pathetic I hate him

>>60222095

>>60223346
Anon, she is 11 years old

I love Yuko
I miss her very much

only absolute dumbasses need that many words to explain what they are trying to say and should be marked as threadshitting.

>>60222095
>you

>>60222885
I think the main differentiator is the idea of "being thought of fondly by a cute girl" isn't really appealing to me in particular, or at least it's not worth the monetary cost. Again, definitely poorfag mentality in weighing money as something to be permanently saved/invested rather than spent, but overall I think I have a slightly different mindset in terms of female attention. It's not that I don't get attention, it's always the wrong type i.e. gold diggers and similar money/status driven individuals (basically all the Asian aunties start pushing their post-wall unemployed daughters at you). That said, I'm no saint and am too appearance conscious to settle for unattractive girls who would have probably been genuinely good to me. When driven to this point (plus literally never having a single example of a happy married couple that wasn't just barely holding things together for the kids), I end up subscribing to the mantra that "the most expensive hooker is the one you DIDN'T pay for". At least a transactional relationship has a clearly defined price, and is mutually agreed upon, and GFE vtubers are free due to generous whales subsidizing admission costs for everyone else.
I definitely enjoy the concept/ideal of romance just as much as the rest of you, given I've been reading romance/dating sim VNs since middle school and my favorite anime are always romance/dramas (White Album 2, Kuzu no Honkai, YLIA, Clannad, 5cm/s, Garden of Words etc). That said, I think I'm far too pessimistic to expect that type of idealism to manifest in reality, and even if I did, I'd be too paranoid of it being a trap to even consider it. If you have a box of 100 candies, but you know 1 is poisoned, you still wouldn't touch a single one even if it's 1%. Even if it was 0.1% or 0.001%, you still wouldn't take the plunge, which is how people act when it comes to contaminated food etc. However, suddenly a 20-30% of a mentally ill menhera is an acceptable risk, and so is a 40-50% divorce rate, with everyone believing they can beat the odds since they pick correctly. As with gambling, the house always wins, and the probabilities don't lie, no matter how hard you try to stack your deck (and I probably stack the deck against myself due to my taste for doomer/menhera/yandere types...I agree that I should be banned from 3d women entirely, which is why I choose GFE instead). By simply treating love/relationships/marriage through a traditional "practical" lens, the entire premise loses its luster, and we are stuck in a utilitarian cost/benefit analysis (which is how ancient clan culture evolved with arranged/political/business minded marriage, rather than romantic love which is a relatively new invention).

>>60223498
still too many words
here i condensed it to 1 word for you: nigger

>>60223557
thanks but your managers wont like that one.

>>60223545
I suppose the conclusion is that I'm not a hopeless romantic or a misanthrope, I'm just a rational realist, which is why I'm an atheist who believes in evolution/nature red in tooth and claw, and also why I can't bring myself to believe in a fairytale ending. If I wanted to see a fantasy, I'd watch a movie, and if I wanted to hear a story, I'd read a book. I want to live a practical life and do useful work, and that's what keeps me going, with no time for romance, but at least I get to interact with a bunch of interesting people like you guys.
On the topic of "lucky guy", it's definitely not the first time I've gotten called that. I was a late bloomer who didn't get a girlfriend until college, where I was the first guy to land a girl among a bunch of other guys who were more physically attractive, charismatic, and socially skilled than I. At that point, it wasn't so much that I was a lucky guy, as I had the right set of skills and mindset at the right place and time, but people can only see things within the scope of their own personal experience.
I was actually an avid reader of the Raging Butterfly forums, and even had the privilege of speaking with the OP on the phone and helping him out, although I'm afraid he was not very receptive. The problem was that his advice was not applicable to people like me, so he wasn't able to give me specific pointers to improve myself. In addition, the main reason people followed his thread was that he had an incredible dating history, with a different girl every week, which made him an expert by the virtue of the fact that he had done it, even though his advice was terrible.
I can't really speak much on the topic of RBF, but I can say that a lot of people have tried to replicate his results without success, because you have to be in the right mindset and have the right skills to succeed. The mindset is basically the same as with any skill, the more you do it, the easier it gets. It's like learning how to drive, or play a sport, or do anything else that takes effort, the more you do it, the easier and quicker you get, but you have to start somewhere. This is why so many people fail with RBF, they can't make the initial investment of time and energy to build up their confidence and improve their social skills, so they keep making excuses and never get anywhere.
Another problem is that most guys just want to skip the entire process, and fast forward to the end result. They want to just buy the game and start playing the main story mode, but you can't do that with RBF. It's more like an MMORPG where you have to level up and do all the side quests and grind before you can tackle the big end game bosses. A lot of guys don't have the patience to do this, or have the right mindset.

>>60223633
i feel sorry for whoever read this thinking it was written by an actual person

holy shit there's a pretty creative novel writer here!
It's nice to have something different in this shitty thread ;)

Thoughts

Who invited this fucking NERD?
All these fucking words only to justify yourself being an oshiless whore?
Get over yourself, dude.

ai generated posts should be a bannable offense

>>60223759
Considering all the scatposting throughout the thread, this is just pure vanilla. Need more Brat collabs with Coni and Momo.

>>60223760
Cope

>>60222095
First day huh?

i want to run every post ITT through a loli AI voice module so i can imagine you're all angry bratty lolis while i fap to your posts

>>60223796
The one coping with these little rules of engagement, thinking they make you superior to an egirl simp is you.

>>60223845
finally, a decent post
I want to be turned into a loli

>>60221014
based and facts

>>60223901
Just get a convincing voice changer and debut in the next Idol gen? Vtubers are the perfect opportunity to live out your dream as a loli pampered by all these gachikoi anons.

>>60223545
This doesn't quite read like it's AI generated but it's close. If you're actually typing this, boil it down.
>>60223633
kek

Momo JOI when

>>60223346
i dunno buddy but i wanna smash that cosa rosa
>>60223427
HOT

>>60223968
Too many random thoughts, too lazy to actually properly proofread and boil it down. It's supposed to be a schizo rant anyways, so the wall of text is self-selective for only those autistic enough to actually read everything. Everyone else can safely skip and keep sex posting instead.

>>60224058
>im a schizo haha
just go away retard

scatposters are better than the wordwalls unironically

>>60223860
I don't know about you, but it is a thousand times preferable to be a fucking nerd, bookworm, than to be a dirty and lonely SIMP, who thinks that by donating to a woman with an anime avatar, she will feel attracted to him. believing that he will have a chance with her, while he remains a loser and obese virgin, who also does nothing to improve his life, concluding that his life has no meaning and then killing himself for being a fucking idiot. Check yourself before you speak, motherfucker

SHOW ME FUYO FEET

>>60224275
are you lost
and are you retarded?

you guys think katta is cumming wildly on hamas dick or is she going to pretend to be pure?

>>60224286
I want Fuyo Cloverfield to make me cum with her feet. I've had a foot fetish for as long as I can remember, and ever since Fuyo's first appearance in Idol Corp EN E-Sekai, I have had a hard-on whenever she appeared on screen (which was quite often). Even when I didn't know who the hell she was or what she looked like, it made no difference; all I knew was that my dick liked the thought of her feet. It was like she was a goddess of the feet, sent from heaven to grace us with her presence. But for some reason, she never showed us her feet. All I could do was stare at her in awe while fantasizing about how good they would feel wrapped around my hard cock. They were so close but yet so far away. And then came the tweet. She tweeted her feet. Wearing white, see-through socks, WHICH WERE WET. Yes, wet socks are the best kind of socks, especially when they're wrapped around sexy feet... And thus my obsession with this gorgeous girl, her incredible feet, and how much I wanted them wrapped around my throbbing cock was fueled even more. My dreams almost became reality. A goddess of the feet had given me a glimpse into her glorious world of feet. Her soft skin, her cute toes, all of it was displayed before my eyes. I couldn't take it anymore. I needed to let the world know.
As soon as she posted that tweet, I immediately went to the computer and wrote up a post on my favorite Mongolian Basketweaving Forum. I did not use a name, but everyone there knows me by now. I'm pretty sure they think I'm some crazy faggot who loves feet too much, but I don't care. They should all love feet just as much as I do. I explained to them what I wanted Fuyo to do to me with her feet, and I was found with confusion. It appears I was not clear enough when I stated my intentions. I decided to write another post, this time being as detailed as possible:

I WANT FUYO CLOVERFIELD TO WRAP HER TINY, WET, SOCK WEARING FEET AROUND MY ERECT PENIS, MOVE HER SOLES UP AND DOWN THE SHAFT UNTIL SHE CREATES AN ORGASM IN ME THAT WILL MAKE ME ROTATE FROM HORMONAL EXCITEMENT. I WANT THIS TO HAPPEN SO BADLY I CAN'T HELP BUT SOB, IT IS A CUMULATIVE OF TWENTY YEARS OF DREAMS COMBUSTED INTO ONE LONG UOHHH WHICH NO AMOUNT OF SWEATING AND TEARS CAN FREE ME FROM. ALL I HAVE IS THE IMAGE OF HER TWO TINY FEET IN A PAIR OF WHITE, WET SOCKS. IF I DON'T GET MY FUCKING FOOTFUCK NOW I WILL SUFFER DEEPLY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE. I NEED YOU TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS, FUYO. I AM NOT A THREAT. I JUST WANT TO BE ABLE TO ENJOY A NORMAL LIFE WITHOUT FEAR OF GOING INSANE. PLEASE.

I hope this is enough to bring across my point.

>>60224275
Based. Simps and paypigs need to know their place.

>>60224275
can't you go dramafag in /pkg/ or something? this is getting boring

>>60224368
>>60224275
shit samefagging get a new hobby
>>>/k/

>>60224370
NTA, but pkg is boring ever since gen3 left. It's all just Neneposting about her bottom tier artificial GFE that her paypigs eat up. It's almost as bad as Shiori posting their "GFE" queen.

>>60224408
Wasn't me, surprisingly that's actually another guy who thinks the same way

>>60224408
>see /k/ boogeymen mention
>checks discord to see who's online
Degen...

>>60224360
BASED

wait so this entire time yuyu wasn't using OBS?

>>60224360
finally a good post

>>60224508
she was using LOGS

Silly lil clown LIVE

I wanna be yuyu's drop bear.

>>60224528
what's logs

>>60224591
oh SHIT
but I'm dead I need to slep

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92iD0bBpMPo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92iD0bBpMPo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92iD0bBpMPo

>>60224508
She is using obs she was just using a different plugin for it.

>>60224360
The only wall of text I can tolerate

>>60224592
YOU DIDNT LIKE IT

>>60224667
she was using streamlabs

>>60222171
>gore screaming show
>sadistic blood
holy based. sadistic blood is one of my favorites, up there with maggot baits. yuri and guro is such a great combination

>>60224727
i will like it during the next hour

>>60224656
Chilla's art is so bad

god her teasing is the best thing in this world

Everyone please think a little and consider being a better person. Train your physique and don't think much about your vtubers knowing that they will never see them (knowing that most of them are literally avatars of underage girls... it's really very strange...)

BASED FUCK LEAFS

coni has a lot of good qualities i don't know why she isn't my oshi

>>60224847
>avatars of underage girls
Yeah it's great isn't it?

>>60224803
That game about yandere gf was good

>>60224729
Isn't it literally called streamlabs OBS?

>>60224847
homosexual post

>>60224765
How did i forget maggot baits, that was actually the one that brought me down the rabbit hole and started building up my tolerance for /d/. All the normies out there thinking Euphoria was hardcore, and the team behind it says "hold my beer" and actually delivers.
Holo's SHIORI of all people did a full review of Sadistic Blood, but now she feels so bland and normie. Still waiting for her to unleash her power levels with yuri, guro, insects, and cannibalism since she talks about them so much. https://youtu.be/XdBu4isTdlI?si=nLDpDnQM4QdV7mCv

Dead End Aegis could have been the next big thing, but it was honestly a bit disappointing since it wastes the magical girl/alien potential for most of the novel, and there's only a few good scenes at the start and finish.

>>60224847
you could have just said "I'm a fag"

>>60224896
Anyone else initially filtered by the Clown model? I absolutely love her ASMR and prior work, but I almost skipped her debut without knowing who she was on the green puff hair alone. Why couldn't she just be another brat alongside Fuyo and Momo? I guess she is unique though.

I love Momo

Why should I be concerned about the age of consent if there's no consent involved?

>>60225029
I hate giant poofy hair and don't like it when the vtuber is a literal midget, but I love green hair so I gave Coni a try.
And now she's my #2 most watched because she's amazing, in spite of how goofy she looks.

>>60224847
the age of consent is literally not 18.

>>60225165
Can we say we love Momo if we aren't even on her top 10 donathon paypig list? Can you look in your oshi's eye and tell her you don't akasupa?

>>60225238
I'm in the top 10 so I don't have to consider that question

>>60225306
Based anon. You have certainly earned the right to say you love Momo.

hello, pochi wanmaru is my wife. thank you.

>>60225238
>Can you look in your oshi's eye and tell her you don't akasupa?
Yes. She appreciates it even if you turn up every once in a while as a grayfag as long as you give her love. This applies to everyone.

>>60224847
this is the most homosexual post i've seen in /jidf/ and i just saw a man jack off

>>60225029
No, I love the clown model. I mean my oshi is Riro and when I watched Holo I loved Polka. Menhera vibes and busy designs are literally my type.

>>60224896
For me it was Riro already being there for me.
I watch her often though

So how does Riro get away with it?

relistening to poko singing the eating sneakers version of that taylor swift song...
I
FUCKING
LOVE
THIS
DORK!!!!!!!!!!

>>60222325
Based take
love the vulnerability and dependence aspect
Its not about the scat.

I love my ghost busting wife.

have any of the girls queefed on stream yet

>>60225525
Please tell me you've made a custom daki with this artwork. That's what I think about when this ritualpost is made.

>>60225447
I agree. I’m not interested in the piss or shit aspects at all.

>>60209178
Fuck all you retards she never came back to the post

>>60225395
Nothing against busy designs or menhera vibes since that's what I live for, but I think it was the green poof hair that put me off. Was really hard to imagine her in any kind of GFE or sexy light compared to just being a complete goof. Even Polka without her clown outfit can present as elegant or hot (although broken) vibe, so it took me a while to get over Coni's design and mainly had to enjoy her ASMR as audio only.

>>60225628
No, but it's me on the right

>>60225623
They blame it on their chair
Also I've never heard a woman queef unless they're ramming something in and out of their puss. There's no gas production in there, it's more like an armpit fart than a real fart.

>>60225628
No.

>>60222296
pochi... pls give me more pictures...

Cancelling October because of allergies is the most ridiculous lie I've ever witnessed.

HOLY MOLY IS FUYO TIME

>>60226035
wut

poko's cunny on my face

>>60225956
OUR REGULAR THREADSHITTER IS BACK
I feel safe again

>>60226046
I SAID HOLY MOLY ITS FUYO TIME!!!!

>>60226126
Goddamn you bratty green girls overlapping each other! Both need correction!

>>60226126
fuyo im watching coni why now

why is Riro so horny

>trying to show the best of Chilla's Art
>Game is lagging like fuck on her PC to where she has to go back to being a PNG
You have a good heart Coni, but their games are undeniably shit

>>60226226
Because her little girl hormones are starting to bloom (ToT)

Thank god, the Chilla's Art arc is fucking dead at Idol.

>>60226297
the shitty lack of optimization IS the best of chilla's art

I hope carines all buy wedding rings for coni and she makes a necklace out of them

Fuyo... now you know how dickletts feel and you don't even have one

>poko didn't give my maro a heart
Well, time to kill myself

>You guys treat me like I'm your little sister

I want to slide my penis through the bottom hole and rub it between her tummy and leotard/vest thing

I wish my oshi checked her marshmallows...

this fucking brat

YUKO SCHEDULE DOKO
STREAMS DOKO

My wife

>>60226825
Here you go anon, this is still subject to change but it will look something like this
>Week of 10/9
>Mon: Sex with me 9PM est
>Tue: Sex with me 9pm est
>Wed: Sex with me 9PM est
>Thu: Sex with me 9PM est
>Fri: I serve as her human toilet so she doesnt have to get up from the juna collab
>Sat: Sex with me 11am Est | Sex with me 11pm EST
>Sun: Edging me All day

Coni IS girly OKAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>60227138
damn shawty ok!!

>>60227098
I made this post.

>20% euros
Why so few

lucky charms I didn't sign up for dick flattening so early, wtf

Coni knows her audience consists of OLD MEN

>>60227339
shes very happy about it too

>>60227273
euros dont watch streams
this is a well known and proven fact

>>60227376
they also don't dono
they just schizo out and anti

>>60227339
Zoomerbros... we lost...

>>60218219
She's a lying whore

going to the jewelry shop to buy coni a wedding ring anyone want anything?

God! I cant take it anymore I NEED this brat to castrate me, I want her to slice my testicles off bit by bit with a mandolin slicer and put my nut sashimi on some toast with a drizzle of olive oil and some garlic and other herbs of her choice and eat it infront of me joking and teasing me about how this is the only way I could have satisfied a woman anyway and similar while sprinkiling in plenty of her sayings like "thoughts" etc

>>60227559
Uhh...Pizza Hut in the garage?

>>60227576
AHAHAHAHA
I LIKEA YOU GO VVRRRRRRRBBBHH

>>60227741

>>60227741

How do you explain a streamer going very hard on the GFE/parasocial route only to suddenly abandon you for two weeks with very flimsy excuses?

>>60227883
NOO FYUU IT'S TOO EARLY TO BE DRINKING YOU'LL BECOME AN ALCOHOLIC
NOOOO

>>60227883
cheers to that

SEXO

>>60228015
nice

>>60228015
oh god

>>60228015
Sex

wake up to find out both of my wives are overlapping...

>coni casually going to euphoria and teaching feeling
nice

wasn't expecting a Maggot Baits mention

riro

>>60227951
>>60228077
whore

>>60227561
I missed your posts.

>>60228015
Quiero correrme en Roca (ToT)

Will Coni be okay if I send her my rape dream about her (in which I'm raping her)?

>>60228850
no, send the one where I'm raping you while she laughs and calls you gay

coni's milky face cream...

Coniphiles want to have sex with this

>>60229064
Yeah me

Good morning, chicos

I love my tomboy GF Nikki Rei!

>>60228740
Whore

>>60229064
toeless legwear is too powerful

>>60229064
Yes

>>60229236
I LOVE this bratty blue thing

>>60229236
Traitor

I like women

>>60229486
I need more yuyu thighs

>>60229486
cute

>>60229553
shes been eating Krabby Patties

When are the girls doing a runescape collab?
Fuyo's bgm is giving me conniptions
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFgvAyJWkjU

>>60229592
HOLY thighs ToT i want to be squished by them

riro and poko being real cute on twatter

btw yuko how does sleepys snatch taste?

>>60229592
>>60229952
How can you support this whore.

remember the funny button

>>60230025
whores are the most vilified women and i am a whiteknight
why would i not support?

>>60229952
Sleepy after Yuko drains all her fluids from sucking on her pussy for too long

God why do her feets make my so horny

>>60229952
pretty good

Yuyu... what the fuck is that thing?

will fuyo be in trouble for saying she thought idol was a scam

>>60230601
no

>>60230601
she's joked about that like a dozen times

>>60230601
genuine question
how new?

>>60230601
fuyo, please. i can't handle another stealth suspension.

I hope Katta is ok. And I wish Gaza a good carpet bombing.

>>60230716
Katta's OK, she's not in Israel. It's Nikki you should pray for.

>>60229143
Good morning!

These morning Fuyo member streams are always so good

I guess Yuko is back home finally.

>>60228740
>>60229236
>>60229486
>>60229592
>>60231073
>>60231197
This is who she is really is >>60230901 don’t be fooled by her innocent act.

>he's posting things we've known since debut
yawn

I don't read any posts that don't have cute girls attached to them!

>>60231409
Cute girl detected

I needed a good laugh. Now I'm feeling motivated to exercise. Thanks.

>>60226567
what was your maro about? depending on your answer i might be able to give you a little peace of mind.

I miss her dearly. Even if she is retarded

>>60231567
same

>>60231567
THATS THE BEST PART!!!!

>>60231567
I miss her even more because of that. It just makes her cuter.

yet another missed opportunity for her to take a picture while wearing a model accurate wig of her pink hair

When Nikki tells us she loves us, I believe her. I don’t believe anyone else, and she is not even my oshi. It’s over.

Who are Coni's morning streams even for?
She needs to stop those

>>60232087
they are for me. shut up.

>>60230601
She's said that at least 3 times newfriend

>>60232087
they are for this guy specifically >>60232124

>>60232087
Me while I'm at work

>>60232087
but I love waking up and seeing the clown stream is going to stream

>>60232087
Get time zone filtered

>>60232087
they're for people who want more clown
t. guy who wants more clown

>>60232087
They're for this guy. Quit trying denying him his precious Coni, you giganigger

>>60232087
For me
t. the only euro itt

enjoy the (you)'s new ip-kun

>>60232087
they are for me

>>60232365
here you go buddy, I can tell you were feeling left out.

>>60232418
thank you anon

can I have some (you)s please, I'm very well behaved

>>60232365
You only need to ask

>>60232483
yes bro

>>60232483
I have many pats to go around

>>60232483
hi

>>60232507
>>60232530
>>60232547
thanks guys

>>60232483
just make sure you don't act out later, okay?

>>60232483
For such a well behaved carnie, how can I not?

>>60232483
Such a good boy! Good job good job~

>>60224948
>>60225014
>>60225377
hilarious and original!
hilarious and original!
hilarious and original!

>>60232323
How's being a euro carnie? I can't imagine trying to keep up with someone who streams US times. Fuyo's schedule does enough damage to me and I'm in her timezone.

>>60232483
La la laaaaaaa

>>60232608
hmmm
>>60232639
you can have one too!
>>60232657
hehe yay

>>60232669
Better than your's

>>60232669
Its a sign anon

>>60232669
You're lucky new ip we're giving free (You)s today!

>>60232699
I personally simply fade in and out of being a fan. I found coni when my sleep schedule was a mess. Then when it cleared up I tried vodwatching for a week or two but then stopped watching her. Then the 'thon came and I watched again. Now she does enough morning streams to keep me interested.

>>60232702
oh I know this one!
la la la la laaaaaa

>>60232766
That's literally us bro <3

>>60232699
I personally prefer vods to streams so it's okay for me

>>60232822
fr fr!

I love you fags. You're all so silly

>>60232483
I got just the thing!

>>60232907
honk gonk

>>60232936
I got my degree! all the studying was worth it after all

>>60233010
Omedetou!

the return of my favorite fuyoverse character

>joke about "so who's ready to die for israel" in a public place
>get overheard, forcibly recruited, and somehow deployed via the trunk of a car
>2 weeks of sporadic fighting
>fight some metal gear-ass juggernaut who chases me around the pool of a luxury hotel while singing broadway songs
>don't even hurt him, he decides to surrender because he had fun fighting
>decrypt orders for my next assignment
>wine, dine, and impregnate all of the Origin girls "just in case"
>wake up
Thank you brain, very cool.

>>60231529
She gave it a heart she just didn't read it until an hour or two later

>>60233335
that's a pretty cool dream

>>60233335
based as fuck

i love riro so much

LETS FUCKING GO ITS MOTHER FUCKING YUYU TIME!!!!
https://twitter.com/YureiYuko/status/1711807211511709992

I'm so excited that my daughter wife is back happy happy happyyyyyy

>>60233767
nice glad the blue thing is back

>>60233767
>im not going to stream much this month
>Streams every day except yesterday and saturday
Where do the LIES end with this WHORE

>>60233928
THIS LYING BRAT IM SO MAD

>>60233928
i love this whore

>>60233767
Love my blue daughterwife.

>>60233767
I love this brat so much. Missed this dork

my absolute retarded blue wife forgot she had a roblox collab...

scatbros...

>>60234085
what did fuyo say this time?

>>60233928
This brat...

>>60234162
pay up

>>60234245
I don't pay to hurt myself.

>>60234061
What a retard!

yuyu.....

>>60234744
she has taken so much Benadryl her brain is fried even more than it already was

>Friday(?) and Sunday streams
Feels good to have faith

> that coni art retweet
god i love her

god you guys going to love this thumbnail

>>60230900
Nikki said contrary to that yesterday

New yuyu schedule https://twitter.com/yureiyuko/status/1711807211511709992

>>60230900
forgot the link https://youtu.be/UQcldJOqC-w?t=816
I don't think Katta wanted people to concernfag over it

>>60235070
feet corp

>>60235070
HOLY SEXO

>>60235273
coni is cucking fuyo...

>>60234317
Says a threadshitter in 4chan

>>60235332
you have the wrong person bro i love yuko
i just don't really vibe with fuyo to pay for her membership

>>60235301
Poko did it first

>>60222329
Damn, she's grinding. Looking forward to the ASMR collab even though it'll probably end up being pretty silly. Also, what's the reason for not putting the RC streams on the schedule? Wouldn't that entice more people to upgrade their subscriptions?

>>60235490
>>60235301
>>60235273
It's okay riro is the local cumdumpster of every girl, she takes a round with everyone

>>60235332
>>60235620
I see you

*gasp* o-ma-gah ees- ees- ees pogo time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuZV-7Z8I1w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuZV-7Z8I1w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuZV-7Z8I1w

>>60235620
She should do Roca next I think. Maybe do a collab cover while they are at it.

>>60235597
>Wouldn't that entice more people to upgrade their subscriptions?
Something tells me that she doesn't want a shitload of people to be in that tier. RC members get their own schedule every week

https://twitter.com/AvielBasin/status/1711817975773192613

AVIEL IS FUCKING ALIVE

>>60235273
this poor carnie, seperated from his oshi...

>>60235677
pogo clock poster you bring joy

>>60235273
That hand? Mines.
Catch me in the next thread for more amazing replies!

Nikki and Poko live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVahmT2rgHY

>>60235677
>minecraft
no thanks

>>60235724
Imagine how this motherfucker is feeling. Each time his oshi takes a break day he just spends his whole day writing sappy maros

>>60235716
IDOL FUCKING LIVES

>>60235915
smug little bastard

>>60235716
>>60235977
WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK

>what if i die
nikki...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVahmT2rgHY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVahmT2rgHY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVahmT2rgHY

>>60235896
Oh shit Nikki is streaming her pov? My bad I would have linked her’s too if I knew

>>60235977
>>60235716
>>60236009
>aviel availability not high
He is unironically in the army

Is Aviel going to be enlisted?

>>60236232
Isnt conscription mandatory there?

>>60235977
Yuko live sex stream canceled...no....

>>60236289
We stream it every night you just don't have the link

>>60236230
"My availability, however, is not high" is the most professional way I've ever seen someone write "I am in active combat with the enemy." Aviel-sama, I kneel.

>>60235977
Josh's takeover of Idol has begun

>>60235977
>We are living in a timeline where a fucking vtuber ceo is actively fighting in a holy war and ventilating Mujahideen