/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>60153733
lol so a double wedding
also what's with the ESL thumbnail

>>60153733
Only autists are unable to understand how people can enjoy things outside their own narrow preferences.

>>60153733
im going to assume your penis is not bigger than an average female finger then?

>>60153733
Anon, they won't have "fun" with you anyways, and you know that every time you try to imagine it there is this voice in the back of your head telling you that this is not real and nobody would ever love you.

At least with yuri you don't have to face the truth.

>>60153914
Dykes hate penis no matter the size

>>60153922
If they're homo I don't even have a chance at them even in my imagination.

>>60153733
>can't imagine a threesome with you
Testosterone too low

>>60154232
Why is it so hard for you to understand that dykes don’t like men

>>60153733
You prefer them to have sex with males that aren't you so you can self insert?
What a cuckold

>>60154185
no but lesbians like penetration and lesbians having fun with me is about them being bored with fingers with no dildos around so my cock is the next best thing and turning them back into proper straight protestant/lutheran girls.

>>60153733
>anon is either unable to concieve of a threesome or an extremely closeted tranny

>>60154296
They need to just show interest in males. Don't have collab with males or bring their bf on stream. It can be as Trivial as lusting over male anime/game characters. Just any hint to show that they are heterosexual. I'm more afraid of getting pink triangle'd by a bunch of dykes

>>60154361
How can I imagine a 3p with them when they only show their homosexual tendencies and don't seem to like men in general
>>60154362

>>60153733
At least it's realistic, because there is no way in heaven that they would ever have interest in an ugly faggot like you, anon. Now go back to the favelas.

also when they have a nice sloppy wet kiss it would be nice to put my penis inbetween them

>>60153733
>with me
kek keep hoping anon

>>60153733
OP, you are a closet homosexual if you don't enjoy yuri baiting. Heterosexual men have loved that shit for thousands of years. Repeat: You are a faggot.

>>60154561
>Heterosexual men
With tranny tendencies that self-insert as one of the girls

Bissexuals exist, bro. Just imagine they are kissing, but u dick in the middle

>>60153733
rape fixes all your problems

>>60154604
>Bissexuals
The so called bi girls are more into cocks than pussies. But these girls are only into pussies.

>>60154288
>since ancients times men believed those women can be cured taking a good dick
Again, low testosterone, you can be the biggest raging carpet muncher of this world that you'd turn straight as an arrow after you stay one night with me

>>60154604
thats disgusting

>>60154604
>>60154561
Yall enjoy getting cucked by women which is worse than getting cucked by men

>>60153733
>Only trannies and lesbians enjoy yuri baiting.
Please don't discriminate actual faggots, thank you.

>>60153855
ESLchama, two people getting married isn't a double wedding.
English reps, now

>>60154673
>it never worked, and you just created menhera rape victim
You're a literal tribalistic chimp

>>60154667
Maybe on stream they only flirt with girls, but u don't know what they do when the camera is off, maybe it is like:

>>60155056
>u don't know what they do when the camera is off
yeah no shit thats how you insecure fuck go all fucking menhera about them taking cocks all fucking day
also that cock? mine

>>60153733
two women flirting is the opposite of gay. its insanely straight

>>60153733
>he thinks he has a chance with internet celebrities in the first place
please stop watching porn for at least a year, you'll get better

why the fuck do threads like this even get made
how hopeless do you have to be to click "start a thread", write something like this and go "yeah this is fire"

>>60153733
>clipfag
go back. kys

>>60155056
They don't even show interest in fictional male characters on stream

>>60153733
fucking ESL. I can half understand fucking up the title for SEO, but that's in the fucking thumbnail.

>>60155311
Maybe it is because their audience would sperg out to death

>>60155390
https://youtu.be/WmfIkVwe2lM?si=rkNfIptzBhi4KYP6

>people who bitch about yuri being more mentally ill than yurifags
Many such cases!

>>60153733
>we getting marry
I can smell the pagpag from here

>>60153733
>Lesbian is one of the most watched tags by men around the world
Having two or more women in your bed kissing and waiting for your cock is one of the ultimate male fantasies

>>60155390
They don't even go "yeah I like these kind of men. Men with these characteristics are my type" or whatever. They are obsessed with pussy pussy pussy
It's almost like you have to be a dyke to enter hololive

>>60155390
Literally me

>>60154578
You're supposed to self-insert as the dildo, gaiboi

>>60155699
That's dehumanizing

>>60153733
>retarded take
>ESL clickbait thumbnail for the OP image
kys

>>60153855
hmmm

>>60153733
>Didnt self insert as an ojisan that will NTR their relationship....
Anon ngmi.....

>>60157324
How is it retarded

>>60153733
I don't get self-inserting. I really don't and I never will. For me there's just as sense of overwhelming peace that comes from watching someone that I like get on with someone that I also like. The fullest expression of that is romance. It's just how it is. It just does it for me.

>>60153733
Dykes and trannies are also the biggest unicorns because they hate males more than straight men.

>>60153733
t.ranny

>>60162330
Yeah we know you're a troon

>>60153733
They'd never have "fun" with (you) anyway, fuckboi.

>>60168385
They do in my imagination

>>60154762
>Yall
Not beating the homosexual allegations, homobeggar

>>60160581
It's literally coombrain rot. They're so far gone they can only see the world and everything in it through the lens of the porn they consume.

>>60154711
ohhhh suitowa sex

>>60153733
fags like you turn into homobeggars for "self-inserts" through faggy pests.

>>60170077
Fucking weirdos

>>60153733
>We Getting Marry!
God I fucking hate ESL clippers so much. As soon as I see obvious bad English in the thumbnail, I immediately
>Don't recommend channel

Do you wish you were into men? No? Because that would be gross right? Then don't wish this ill fate upon any holos.

>>60155533
>most watched tags by men
*women

>>60170486
Why are women so gay
I am damn sure they aren't attracted to men

>>60153733
cant wait to have sex with my wife and my wife's wife

>>60170537
No one likes men other than gays because the male gender is ugly and barbaric. That's why a lot of men want to be women these days.

>>60170486
Wtf is wrong with femoids

>>60170486
>above anal and tied with fucking MILF
I said one of the top ones, not the number one

>>60170537
>why are women so gay
The funny thing is that a lot of lesbians watch yaoi and man on man stuff routinely

>>60170537
It's not that they are gay, it's just that the women that watch porn are mostly lesbian since they came to terms with their actual sexual preference compared to closeted lesbians

>>60174623
Everybody has sexual desires and watches porn, chud
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4595FthNs0

>>60153733
I want to marry two bisexual women.

>>60153733
You need to work on your imagination bro

>>60153733
I am a heterosexual CIS white male imbued with privileged and everything and I love Yuri

>>60155508
I have also been on /a/

>>60153733
You are on too many layers of unicorn.

>>60153733
I don't like Yuri either, if someone is going to force this into their show, then make it GFE. Just as I don't like watching a streamer I've grown to like flirt with a guy, I don't like watching her flirt with a girl. If she's doing the whole streaming thing to make money from my entertainment, then do it professionally.

>>60153733
>I hate yuri-baiting vtubers because they'll never fuck me
>I hate straight vtubers because they're whores and sleep with a bunch of other guys
Holy shit, no wonder fags like you will never get laid

>>60182361
mindbroken

>>60182729
my mother says i'm very handsome and some young woman will be lucky to have me.

>>60185136
Your mom is trying to fuck you. You should fuck your mom and make her feel like a young woman again.

>>60154807
>He who lacks the critical information
oh no no no no

>>60184727
What do you think this hobby is all about? A gathering place for lonely, rejected, socially awkward guys and girls, easy prey, where the predators are the artificially exalted, pure and desirable anime waifus. For your money, for your time, for your adoration, they provide mediocre content, always just enough to keep you happy for a few minutes, but not enough to keep you satisfied or bored. Girls can suck your blood as long as they want, unless they fuck it all up like Rushia. The whole process is disgustingly efficient, but that's not the bottom of it all, anyone lower than that is a cuck. A cuck is a degenerate who has secretly a fetish for being cheated on. The one sub-species of this is the one who allows the Yuri because he explains to himself that there is a difference.

>>60188292
mindbroken

>>60189447
I will wait for a more detailed reply. 20 words minimum.

>>60153855
>also what's with the ESL thumbnail
Wtf do you think? Only brown ESLs give a shit about shipping and yuri trash

>>60182729

>>60188292
>A gathering place for lonely, rejected, socially awkward guys
>Girls can suck your blood as long as they want, unless they fuck it all up like Rushia.
Rushia's fans are all socially well adjusted and they have had several relationships which is why they are still faithful to her. She might have fucked up her job at hololive but she cheated on her fans.

>>60191170
>Rushia's fans are all socially well adjusted and they have had several relationships which is why they are still faithful to her.
Are there such people among them? Certainly. Were all Fandeads like that? No way. You can argue about rates, but I don't think the majority belonged to the well-off, well-balanced oil barons with large families.

>>60188292
>The one sub-species of this is the one who allows the Yuri because he explains to himself that there is a difference.
you might have a point if it weren't for the fact that lesbianism just doesn't exist as an analog of an actual romantic relationship. the ones that try to pretend otherwise end up in a hellish feedback loop and/or murder suicide.

>>60191882
Most of them are. How else do you think they can afford donating to her?

it's crazy how these super straight anons who feel the need to tell you how straight they are every single time they post are the same anons who bring up trannies constantly and out of nowhere.

>>60193111
It's crazy that you sound like a troon and the image you used really shows why

>>60193212
if looking at shiori makes you think about trannies you're probably just deranged, anon.

>>60153733
Absolute brainrot. You can't go 2 seconds without thinking of trannies please go bang one already.

>>60192872
This shows Rushia's professionalism rather than her fans background. Gura or Kiara also get a lot of donates, but I don't think the Chumbuds or the KFP are made up of a large number of married and successful businessmen.

>>60153733
I thought it was an off collab you bastard. *zips dick*

>>60194038
Gura has thousands of donors, Rushia only has a few hundred and the few that come to this board make up most of the top 10.

>>60193212
vpolnigger brainrot

>>60193749
Not her, but her fans for sure

>>60153733
I'm trans and it's not like they're about to have fun with me either.

>>60153733
FauMei hits different...

>>60194121
OK, Gura was a bad example, but what about Kiara? She has very low viewership, yet she is at the top of EN. Based on EN stats she is very successful. Anyway, my main point is the same. Rushia would still be one of the most successful if she doesn't mess up.

>>60170486
It's literally under men you retard. What women watch has nothing to do with what OP said.

>>60196319
The thing is women love it more than men. So either you're a women or tranny. Which is it

>>60192492
>lesbianism just doesn't exist
You're a fucking retard lmao

>>60196111
Kiara still has thousands of donors.

>>60196606
so true sister

>>60154807
we all know what was implied, cuckling

>>60153733
>I don't like yuri-baiting because I can't imagine them having "fun" with me if they are dykes. Only trannies and lesbians enjoy yuri baiting.
They are probably bi. Regardless they wpuld not date vt users, they would date chads.

>>60154832
>you just created menhera rape victim
anon is doing gods work

>>60198530
Yeah i dont think people understand that just because they like anime and shit they are gonna have lower understand. I think the mentality is "i like anime, she likes anime, i like videogames, she likes videogames, we would get along". Yeah you get along in the small talk at the cash register kind of way, not dating. You really think Mumei is gonna date some fucking 4chan weeb, come on man.

>>60198530
>They are probably bi.
It doesn't matter what they are in reality. If they only show their Homosexual side on their streams I'm gonna assume they are dykes and that affects my imagination. They don't even oogle at fictional male characters so it's safe to assume they ain't bi.

>>60193212
mindbroken

anti yuri schizos are consistently the most retarded posters in any sphere they operate

>>60199296
Tell me why you enjoy getting cucked by women

>>60199446

Oh no. How horrible. Like, share the link so I can totally thumbs down this totally horrible collab concept. Please?

>>60199525
>you're gay if you don't like getting cucked or pink triangle'd

Would you rather your oshi scissor with another girl or get stained by another male's filthy genital?
Yeah that's what I thought.

>>60201413
It's not an either or situation
I want them to show that they are attracted to men without collabing with men or mentioning any real men. I don't want them to flirt with women even if they collab with them.

I hate yuri because I hate all homos and homo activity. Simple as

>>60200968
are you retarded?

>>60201752
If not wanting to get cucked makes me retarded then so be it. You're probably from a region without lgbt rights if you don't feel threatened by lesbianism.

>>60201854
I don't get people that watch Hololive.

>>60201413
Have you ever thought that I don't want to watch my oshi lusting with others? This shows that you don't understand the concept. There is no lesser or greater evil.

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