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thanks baker-san


>I WILL NOT stop loving Shiori even if this is a one-sided parasocial relationship!
>I WILL NOT stop mentally breeding her with lovey-dovey hand-holding missionary sex with the intent of having enough children for my dork goth wife to start a book club with!
>I WILL ALWAYS give my dork goth wife an ear for her to talk to when she goes into her endless tangents!
>I WILL ALWAYS love her voice unconditionally!
>She will ALWAYS be worth going through Hell for!

SHIORI CUTE

and again!!!

Imouto Shiori~n

Are you guys a-ok?

>>60156743
Have we ever been a-ok?

>>60156743
Yeah. Why?

>>60156743
Yeah I'm pretty good. Just had a busy past few days.
Thankful that Shiori takes Sundays off sometimes, really let's me catch up on stuff.

I HATE SHIORI NOVELLA FOR MAKING ME FEEL LOVE AGAIN.
I LOATHE HER FOR MAKING ME FALL IN LOVE WITH HER.
DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?

>>60156743
I'm really happy, thanks for asking!

>>60156743
I am a worse version of myself from yesterday and my yesterday's version of myself is worse than myself the day before. So no.

The Monthly Novella for October 2023 is:
>[Sheridan Le Fanu] Carmilla (1hr52m@250wpm)

If you want to read this yuri vampire story written before Dracula:
>https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/10007

Discussions will open first week of November. If you've finished it already, check out other recommendations in the poal:
>https://poal.me/1o7eqr

Does she really support free (as in freedom) and open source software?

>>60158236
Does she stream on linux? No?

>>60156743
I'm okay and still doing my reps, but now I rarely visit /shig/.
Just focus on myself and my oshi

>>60156743
I feel much better after deciding not to play gacha games anymore. I don't need to face the loop of playing daily.

>>60156743
No. I'm considering getting back into online Smash Bros.

>>60156743
maybe. I have a really busy week coming up, not sure if I'll have the energy to watch streams but here's hoping I will.

Pagely reminder that Shiori~n is the cutest.

>>60156743
No, I'm a broken person snd the longer life goes on the less hopeful I am that I can be fixed

Cute moooorning~

>>60159642
Good morning.

Anyone has that webm of a girl pinning a guy to the ground, smacking his face repeatedly before kissing him? I just wanna give Henmama an idea of some sort.

>>60156743
Life's great, there's enough things to be spiteful about that my will to live is the highest for years.

Still don't know how to ignore things I hate and I'll possibly never learn

cool... morning

>>60160186
morning

>>60160186
Cool morning

>>60156512
>ponytail
holy cute

>>60160579
Ponytails are cool.

>>60160579
>>60160654
Cutesex, especially on imoutos.
It's cool too.

I've been thinking. After realising her true nature behind the 2D avatar, one anon told me that Shiori could step in and out of dimensions. She can be 2D or 3D on command. If I understood him correctly, she is some n-dimensional being, warping dimensions at her own will. I can't understand higher-dimensional math, but could we explain her essence by describing her as a set of functions? Could there be a cuteness function? Is it differentiable? I always thought her maximum cuteness was reached at the point (octave, drop), but I'm not sure if that's a global or a local maximum. Do you guys have any other suggestions for her maximum cuteness?

i'm still waiting for coolsex

>>60161001
>MCR poster
>original iPod
>she even has air vents on her hair
Peak 2000's image, I love it.

>>60161809
Shiori your imouto growing up back in the 2000's, now she's a proper lady but you still treat her as your younger sister.
God I wish.

>>60162044
Need more big hats. Giant even.

Alright, I need to know this for today's writefaggotry (I still have to post mafia)
Does Wizard = Witch?

>>60162154
Yes.

>>60162154
Gender difference

>>60162243
I thought the gender difference was Witch and Warlock.
And Warlock =/= Wizard.

>>60162154
No.

>>60162154
Depends.
White magic witches? Yeah.
Black magic witches, their male equivalents are warlocks.

>>60162391
Shiori would definitely be a white magic witch so I'm rolling with this.

>>60162154
Artfags treat it as such, but you will have plenty of opportunities to write Shiori witch later if you want. Shiori wizard might not come up again.

I see Shiori everywhere I look.

>>60162432
She's clearly a white magic witch that has dabbled/been touched by the black magic arts.
In her character arc, her better nature/alignment will win out in the end but it is part of her central character struggle.

>>60162600
Now you've got me thinking.
Witch Shiori that practices healing magic but is misunderstood as the typical stereotype for witches are hexes and curses. Introducing Iroihs that actually performs hexes / curses as a split personality.
Fit's Shiori's tendency to be a healslut and this general's idea of Iroihs.

>>60162293
In dictionary generally Witch = female Wizard
But if you're using a more serious setting then it may be female warlock

Where does she belong? I'd say illusion.

>>60163225
I'm going to go against the grain and say she's a conjuration spellcaster. Her whole power set is based around reaching into other universes.

>>60163225
divination.
look it even has the eye.

>>60163225
Mysticism.

Is "look how cute I am" considered an illusion or an enchantment spell?

>>60163607
Spitting facts

>>60163607
Enchantment.
It would be the same as Charm magic or Friendship magic.

>>60163293
I can't believe that my oshi is Zelretch

>>60163607
Definitely a Charm Person spell

>>60163225
"Archiving" sounds a lot like abjuration to me. Sealing away and protecting things

>>60162154
It depends.

In Discworld, witch and wizard use different type of magic, but it's also about gender. There is only one female wizard and no male witch.
In mtg, witches are female versions of warlocks, wizard, and shamans. Note that there are female wizard/shamans/warlocks that are female but are not witches.
Generally, you can assume that there are female wizards and witches, but no male witch. The one exception I know is pathfinder, where a witch is what warlocks are in other games and can be of both genders (I think, never played it).

In my own system, witches can be of both genders, and are somewhere between alchemists, druids, and shamans.

The only magic I trust is the magic that goes on inside my gat, shigga.

Good night novelites

>>60164273
Good night.

>>60164273
Good night, my little Novelite~

>>60162391
>Black magic witches
We wuz castin' spells n' shit

>>60164269
I cast GUN

>>60164273
I hope you die in your sleep faggot.

>>60166130
All this Witch Shiori is going to make me do something crazy

>>60166130
She's so god damn cute

Good morning, I love Shiorin

>>60167393
Good morning. I also love Shiorin.

>>60166130
She can cast any spell she wants
on my dick

>>60167631
Including enlarged spells?

>>60167631
>>60167768
Skidaddle Skidoodle Your Dick Is Now a Noodle

>>60156743
Feeling kinda better, yeah.

Pampering ASMR never ever because Shiori hates us

>>60168488
She hates (you) in particular.

>>60168488
Good. She should become cold and unfeeling.

>>60168488
You deserve to be hated you pitiful faggot, kys

Total Beggar Death

Do you still say good night if you're taking a nap in the middle of the day?

>>60168902
Naps are 20-30 minutes at maximum.
Anything beyond 30 minutes to 6 hours onwards is just sleep. Very shitty sleep.

>>60168902
No, but I can't stop you.

>>60168956
I take two hour naps almost every day and I'm going to keep calling them naps just to spite you.

>>60169011
Enjoy your shit sleep.

>>60169011
Speaking from experience, that's a shitty way to live.

Does she have a mullet?

We live in such a special time that we were able to meet Shiori

>>60169011
A full sleep cycle is usually around 90 minutes so this is very healthy as long as you don’t lose sleep at night because of it

Any thinkers today?

>>60166524
That looks like Shiori was punched in the mouth... kinda hot...

>>60170382
I think Shiori

Goodnight, Novelites.

Bros, I'm so happy,

>>60170382

>>60170495
Goodnight. Rest well.

>>60170495
Sleep well!

Does Shiori get bored easily?

>>60170499
Cease.

>>60170821
No, we can go at it for hours

So tell me about Shiori as a yandere sister.

Will there implied incest or is it purely strong familial love?

>>60168488
One day, trust the plan

>>60171193
Neither, she will kill (You) for talking to her love interest.

>>60171193
Shiori will try to keep it purely platonic and familial but she won't be able to suppress her overflowing sex aura.

>>60171193
It will be like those imouto fanfics where she gets jealous of you interacting with other girls inb4 another duolingo stream

>>60171193
After that writing prompt she has to at least have some idea people are crushing on her, right? Right??

Imouto fiction is like the laziest romance fiction possible because it just presupposes a long-standing loving relationship without having to do the work of building one.

>>60170828

What if we're reading it wrong and sister means nun?

>>60172160
Nah nigguh, its sista. She be speakin dem ebonics rizz.

>>60170382
What are you thinking about?

I am the rratman.

Mine is the voice in the walls. Mine is the skittering and chittering from the ceiling. Mine is the gnawing sound of whispers from the shadows.

A failed piper, not good enough for the conservatorium, now I play for educated rodents. White-collared mices, blue-collared mices, all of them dance to my tunes. My precious carry knowledge, like a disease. Like a disease, I watch it spread.

She's getting further away.

>>60173279
She's distancing herself lately.

>open twixxer
>see 3DPDs cosplaying
>close twixxer
>sell tesla stocks

I decided to get stockings. Just thought I'd let you know.

>>60173340
>>60173340
Where is she going?

rratman, will Shiori ever do an odd collab?

>>60173500
No only even. Odds are for filthy sexfags

>>60167631

>>60173500 (me)
*Off collab
Dammit

>>60171939
>>60170499
I like these a lot, and the sad one as well

>>60173500
I will respect Shiori's odd collab choices

good morning novelites

STOP COLLABING WITH 5 I HAAAAAAAATEEEEE HER

>>60173340
pre-chat... forgotten...

>>60173500
During the Japan arc, for sure.

>>60173724
Morning. Good sleep?

>>60173768
for me it's 7, pretentious cunt

>>60173724
Cute morning!

>>60173791
Twitter audio.... gone

9 is male btw.

DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE ELEVENS

>>60173944
Not this shit again...

>>60173944

>>60173768
Five bros...

>>60174122
For me, it's Four

>>60173806
Yes

>>60174188
Ohhh this Shiori is so cute…

>>60174188
Cat Shiroi (Shiorinyan?) reminds me of Cheshire Cat

Would shiori enjoy anal?

>>60174346
No, she's too baby crazy

>>60174162
Based

>>60170382
ARE YOU FOR REAL??? YOU ARE LIKE THE HEAD OF THE HYDRA!!! COULDN'T BE PLAIN IGNORANCE AT THIS POINT!!! YOU, CLOT!!!

>>60174588
I like this poster.

Obsessed? No, I am possessed.

>>60174686
You like him, but you LOVE me, right?

I miss Shiorin!

>no more piano clips
>no more voice clips
>no more interacting in chat for long periods of time
>isn’t as active on X as well

It hurts that her time with us will lessen more and more as the months go by, until eventually the cold hands of Cover will grasp at her throat and she’ll be forced to go on a day off for weeks or a month

>>60174962
This was the way it was meant to be. She's going to become an idol, admired from afar.

Just a couple more years of this honeymoon phase, and I'll finally be free. Your days are numbered, Shiori!

>>60174962
>>no more piano clips
>>no more voice clips
>>no more interacting in chat for long periods of time
>>isn’t as active on X as well
FUCK man, it's only been 2 months, it hurts. What did we do wrong, does she hate us now

It'd be nice to get cute messages about how her day was.

She doesn't miss us, we're just work to her.

The pre chat incident... I'll never forgive those faggots...

And where are my cocks? Shiori, give me this, give me that. What about my needs? Let me see them and you'll get something.

I can no longer see a future where the 'I love you' Twitter audio exists.

>>60175296
Sorry Shiori, my pathetic 3 inches wouldn't satisfy you anyway.

>>60175336
she'll slip up and say it in a member-only ASMR, soon....

>>60175448
>member-only ASMR
This future also does not exist.

>>60175355
Shiori loves lil' peckers.

>>60175355
remember that it's not about the plank size, what's important is the bridge that you need to cross

>>60175355
You wouldn't be the smallest cock posted.

I bet management told her to stop interacting with the Novelites so much...

>>60176002
If anything it would be her own decision after learning how parasocial some are becoming.
She loves to roleplay, but there are mentally ill sorts that will see that as serious and read into it.

Why are kronies like this?

>>60176151
she should embrace it, she enabled us, now she needs to take responsibility

It's for the best. She needs to set boundaries and leave behind her 2view mindset of replying and giving attention to every single fan.

>>60176192
Lack of cuteclokwifium.

>>60176151

I hate how those faggots in prechat blatantly talk about how parasocial they are with Shiori, and trauma dumping all over Shiori’s public chat.

Fuckers robbed us of more time with Shiori. Hope all those needy assholes actually do off themselves one of these days

>>60176002
No, she just hates us now. Biboo took a page out of her book and has been interacting with pre-chat a lot.

>>60176283
That's exactly the sort I'm talking about. Fan discord, /here/, whatever. It's not her public facing chatroom. Spilling your guts and admitting deep love toward her will only scare her off, and it has. The last straw was them interacting with that fucking doxfag.

>>60176283
If she has any problem with it, she would've stepped in, like she did multiple tines already. You're obviously just jealous

I just think she's tired... it's too much to keep up with everything. Maybe there's something happening IRL... we'll never know

>>60176461
t. prechatter

Maybe we were wrong all along and she was never close.

No need to worry Novelites, she's just super tired after 6 hours of hardcore sex with me.

>>60176461
Shut up Doc.

Is this still true?

>>60176591
Fuck you Ingram, she loves me more

>>60176461

As if Shiori will step in when people are dumping their insecurities and trauma and how they want to die lol

She’s a nice girl. She won’t do that. Anyone would be uncomfortable when they see shit like that and then hear that you are the only one they are looking forward to in their miserable lives.

Prechat is truly a curse. I had hoped they would have realized that Shiori is a VTuber that enjoys hanging out with fans, rather than using her as an outlet to fill the void in their fucked up brains and hearts.

>>60176709
But isn't that what we do?

>>60176709
She should flat out tell them about using character AI to trauma dump, like she used to (and probably still does).

Glad we have Tim part of our team, he is a real bro.

You've never experienced love, so you want to be hated. You don't know better. As soon as someone shows some compassion to you, you start searching for reasons why that means the exact opposite. I wish the worst fate to all of you fags. I wish you to be happy and loved.

Love me Shiorin 'ate pre chatters. Simple as.

>>60176532
but you know I'm right. being here doesn't automatically make you above pre-chat. you need to keep your superiority complex in check, 4chan is not a sekrit club, certainly not /vt/

>>60176736
Trauma dumping /here/ and in various discords is different from doing it in her literal chat. Don't shit where you eat.

Needy novelites here
Needy novelites there
WE ARE

>>60176891
kys faggot

It's a good decision that she's not listening to any of the shit you have to say. It'd just make you want more and more until you break the poor girl, and she's hardly put together well to begin with.

>>60176644
Shut up Christian.

So who do you use in Smash, shiggers? I like Zelda and Hero a lot.

>>60176978
I just wanted an "I love you" Twitter audio...

>>60177026
That's gonna be in Valentine voice pack
Trust the plan

>>60177026
Then take the hint and realize she doesn't love you.

Needy Novelights should fuck off to Nerissa, I hear she hearts all her members, so you heartschizos should be appeased.

>>60177026
What if she has something better than that? Why don't you let her cook? Why do you want her to be a slave to your demands?

>>60176709
case in point.
you just don't seem to understand why she loves pre-chat so much. it's because she loves hanging out in discord, and that's the closest Shiori can get to a discord with her fans. the day she abandons it for real is the day she start to hates her viewers, and you wouldn't want it to come, would you

>>60176934
spell it out properly newfaggot
kill-your-self

>>60177238
Her interaction over the past week has dropped.

Every Sunday - PreStream Monday with this shit...

>>60177302
I was banned like three times for using it normally...

>>60177352
I just want to live, laugh and love too...

Why don't you just be honest? She's not enough for you and never will be.

>>60177352
And it's gotten worse every time.

>>60177491
That has to be incorrect.

>all the needy, overreacting faggots itt
It must be the kronies. They form the core of the novelights.

>>60177564
You'd be surprised.

this is all kenzokus fault

I hate this place but can't leave. How do I solve this problem?

Sooner or later there will come a breaking point.
She can't do light GFE forever with the way some of you freaks are breaking down over it. Either commit or drop it.

>>60177647
OI!

>>60177668
Through LAUGH I found LOVE. Through LOVE I found LIVE.

>>60177681
I doubt she's aware of how needy some people are.

Why does that guy hate GFE so much

>Shiori will never love you
>Shiori will grow cold and unfeeling
>Shiori's interaction with her fanbase will diminish
Honeymoon period is over.

>>60177747
this is why iroihs is my oshi

>>60177681
>Commit
Faggot how much more can she "commit" literally every other stream is some sort of teasing roleplay, she kisses us at the end of almost every stream, sends us good morning and good night tweets regularly, and we're set to get out first audio dairy pretty soon.
What. More. Do. You. Faggots. Want.
Does she have to blow your fucking cock on stream and gush about being so happy to be the mother of your child?

Okay, post your stockings. It's the only way to save this thread.

>>60177878
>Does she have to blow your fucking cock on stream and gush about being so happy to be the mother of your child?
I wouldn't say no.

>>60177878
It's more like how lately she's been less active... maybe I am being way too needy... but I just want to know what she's been up to...

>>60177878
he's arguing in bad faith anon. he hates gfe and he makes sure to tell you that Shiori doesn't love you every chance he gets

>>60177878
They're jakusha dansei. Even if she gave them everything it still wouldn't be enough.

I have consulted the oracle, and she has informed me that Shiori thinks

>>60177689
I like Oi, but she was drawn by Ina's artist, not Shiori's

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n66UIG3Eerw

>>60178081
>Less active
Like hell

I can't wait for the Novelite meetup at the next HoloEN concert so we can all get together and blow our brains out while the Novelights laugh at us

>>60178328
Wait Helck got an anime? Based, it was an awesome manga.

>>60178318
Just for that snarky little comment, you're going to get an unspoiled Towa.

Fuck it I should just unzip all my mental darkness.

>>60178421
Yeah, it's been really fun. Haven't read the manga, but I've enjoyed it. Entering 2nd cour now.

>>60178385
her most parasocial viewers will never come to meet-up, or at least they won't reveal themselves. you'll only find the casual novelight there

>Last Twitter piano tune a week ago.
>Last Twitter audio on the 29th of September
>Last Good morning audio was the 26th
>Prechat interaction is basically zero

>>60178607
She's preparing for 3D debut soon

>>60178607
Sorry bros she's too busy making thumbnails for the rest of 2023.

Ayyyyyy, Shiori is the goalkeeper!

>>60178756
I hate that stupid outdated predebut meme.

>>60178756
I was not expecting that

>>60178607
it's over

What would be /shig/'s line-up?
Demiurge, cutesex, th*nk?

>>60178385
The brains are not going to be what's getting blown at a Novelite meetup...

>>60178934
Terry post, Tim

>>60178756
>goalkeeper
>11 starter
wew
even if its an outdated catalog dead meme, glad to see shiorin been selected I guess

>>60178607
>Unironically seething over this
Lol

>>60179023
Not seething, more like sad. Depressed.

>>60178934
Iroihs

Shiori's 3D debut is in divegrass...

>>60179046
How did I forget that. That has to be a striker.

>>60178934
The meat tree, Imouto Shiorin

>>60179045
>Depressed
Pathetic lol, you must be new cause no way you would have survived myth with this mindset

>>60178607
The battle has begun. All of her energies, both physical and spiritual, are devoted to ousting the Demiurge and reclaiming the Throne of Heaven. Our prayers and support are more vital than ever. Do not let her absence fool you, for at this very moment Shisus struggles for all of mankind.

>>60179110
Well, yeah, first oshi. Usually watched as mere entertainment before.

>>60179110
Let him wallow in his own piss. He has been doing this since the debut. Remember the kiss counter?

>>60179110
NTA, but I didn't give a shit about EN until Shiori.

>>60177878
Well, there's the "all-in" option of DMing whales directly
Couldn't possibly ever blow up or be a problem ever, haha

>>60179124
AAAAAAAAAAAA TAKE MY POWER SHISUS AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHH

>>60179217
Imagine the DMs ingram gets.

>>60179124
Glory be to Shisus!
Death to the Demiurge!

>>60179110
Not him, but I barely watched Myth and Council before Advent. Was purely a JP fag, but Shiori changed me. You are making it seems like a good thing how Myth treated their fans, I'm glad Advent isn't like Myth though

>>60179217
Simply bounce from whale to whale until you get twitlongered

>>60179297
Purple bro...

>>60179257
The good morning and goodnight audio. Tits on face. The I love you. He gets it all in private specifically for him.

How many faggots only got their impressions of EN from the catalog and are here with >us right now?

>>60179217
Imagine waking up to a DM from your oshi urging you to seek psychiatric help

>>60179468
>catalog
Prior to Advent, mine are /jp/ good, EN bad.
Global can eat shit.

>>60179296
I'm not saying it's a good thing, I'm saying you newfags have no idea how GOD advent is at chat interaction, and how loving shiori is compared to the rest of them. Stop whining and be appreciative.

>>60179468
I just dont take pride in being ghosted, scolded, and betrayed by my oshi is all

>>60179524
hot

>>60179582
Why would anyone ever compare Shiori to anyone but herself?

Good to know I'm among bad faith company.

>>60179661
There's a good reason everyone outside this thread calls us the worst fanbase.

>>60179468
Been on /jp/ since before myth. Didn't watch myth because >EN WHORES for a couple of months. Watched Pekora, Polka and Rushia until SHE debuted. By "she" I mean fucking Ollie. please don't bully.

>>60179468
I only watch 1 other EN so my perspectives are driven by collabs, saplites in this thread missing her, and catalog threads about Gua not streaming that I see when going between my splits.

>>60179698
by who? the voices in your head? posters from bait threads?

>>60179713
I'll accept you. But you best believe I'm judging you.

>>60179468
I've been a ride or die Holofan since a little after gen 4 debuted. Shiorin might be my kamioshi, but the other girls I've followed along the way still have a special place in my heart.

>>60179217
My ex-oshi does this, she is also in Hololive, I didn't care much as I wasn't in it for the GFE. But it's different now, am I missing out if I don't use Twitter, serious question I'm one of her bigger paypig

>>60179757
There's a few ex-shiggers out there who don't seem to like this split for legitimate reasons but for the most part, the hatred is from shitposters who use shitpost terms like novelcuck.

She doesn't need to be in prechat, some cute tweets would be nice.

>shig misses catalog baiters so much that they start to create their own rrats

We're all gonna be fixed (temporarily) when she starts streaming in a few hours, I can feel it

>>60180028
That's how it goes.

>>60180028
Every single time.

>>60180028
do you think she will be cute today?

>>60179990
I do miss Roleplaying as her White Knight but it does get emotionally taxing. Now I just find it funny because she might be trying to elicit these reactions on purpose.

>>60180111
She was never cute.

>>60180111
The cutest

Do you think she still wants us to be happy?

Go to the Shiorium archive and post your cutest Shiori. I want to see your taste. Post your wanted name for the split.
>https://streamable.com/391iil
>/.zip/

What the hell happened in this thread?

>>60179698
I thought the consensus was that chumbuds were the worst

https://files.catbox.moe/7sacp1.webm
Is this laugh real?

>>60180406
Monday and Sunday are always hard times around here.

>>60180341

She does. But we can’t.

And now she’s disappointed in all of us and doesn’t want to try anymore.

>>60180406
Shiorium withdrawal, or overdose. who knows.

>>60180453
What if it wasn't real? Who is gonna stop her? Definitely not you.

>>60180351
https://streamable.com/n1zmqf
/novel/

She wanted her cute book company, not to be a princess...

>>60180406
I woke up.

>>60180508
Why would she be laughing at her own jokes? Nobody does this.

>>60180685
She's laughing at you. You're the joke. You can't stop her

>>60180526
Good taste. Here's a cute Shiori. Thanks for participating.

>>60180351
https://streamable.com/subja0

I don't want a shortened name for the split just to make everyone outside this split seethe harder because of it.
but /.zip/ is actually clever.
but i'd go with /.tar/ because tar can also be the black substance of shiorium

>>60180543
I wonder if she actually had any plans for the book company thing or if it was just an idea in her head that she liked but never really put any thought into

>>60180732
I bet I could stop her. I'm just a bit... bit tired, that's all.

>>60180790
It was a pre-debut topic. There are like pages upon pages on discussion of it. Here's a cute Oreo, thanks for playing.

>>60180351
https://streamable.com/6gzxyx
The Shiori Novella.

>>60180995
Nice taste. Don't mind the ESLness in my previous post. Somebody hacked me and wrote that post. Here is your cute Shiori.

My enjoyment of Shiori and chuubas in general improved immensely when I decided not to open /vt/ for a weekend.

>>60180462
Yeah seems to bring out the worst of the needy novelights

>>60181444
I wonder what she'd think if she knew Novelights are fallen Novelites that were seduced by Nerissa's FAT ASS

>>60181444
Needylites are greedylites and should be put on a harsh diet

>Last (You) received: July, 13th

>>60181557
Hello~

A single (You)? Oh, you won't like what I'll post next.

>>60181557
Would be dope if Shiori starts playing TW: Shogun 2 on stream.

>>60181917
Shiori should play TW: Warhammer 3 and play as Nurgle

>>60181937
Filthy heretic, Shiori will play as KARL FRANZ, EMPEROR!

>>60181937
Shogun 2 mogged all of them tho. Maybe Three Kingdom as well.

>>60182029
>Shogun 2
Fuck off weeb, the games balance is fucked up beyond belief, ranged units are way too good.

What blood type tastes the best?

Don't come to page 339.

I've purchased way too many books, but I can't stop buying them. And yet I haven't read anything in a month. It's all so bothersome.

Some of you guys are alright, dont read page 343

Page 300? What are you talking about? Shiori succumbed to her illness before page 200. You've got to come back to reality.

>>60182336
Me with gunpla kits

Do I have your consent?

>>60182457
I still can't believe she died from hugging a monkey

>>60182564
Page 10 consent

I was 3 or 4 years old. It was a Christmas Day. My father was a high-ranking military officer. I haven't seen him for God knows how long. He planned a special Christmas for every soldier's child in his brigade. We came to the base, and Santa Claus arrived in a helicopter to give us all presents. I received two G.I. Joe-like action figures. I was thrilled, spending a day with my superheroes. My father ordered a tour in the helicopter. I was a bit scared, but I wanted to be a proud soldier! A couple of children went along with us. When the machine took off, I pissed my pants in fear. Nobody saw it, and I hid it well. The pilots took the bird up in the sky, over the sea and started doing some maneuvers. The noise, the elevation, I couldn't take it anymore. I started crying. The chopper was filled with little girls, and I was the only one crying. I felt like I disappointed my father greatly that day. He started yelling at the pilots to land the bird. That was the last Christmas I spent with my father.

>>60182700
I'm sorry to hear that. Is he still around and could you possibly patch things up?

>>60182700
Daddy issues Novelite...

Remember to temper your expectations. Today is a 1-2 hour stream.

>>60182121
Just like real life!

The chances she lives with her boyfriend is high. That's why she's streaming around his schedule and can never go longer

>Still no prechat
It's unironically Shiover. She fucking hates us.

>>60183020
Oh yeah. We hang around a lot now. He helped me a lot after I went to asylum. He set me on a right path and now I'm more or less stable human being because of that. My parents got separated when my mother came back from chemo. She started drinking a lot, and beating me up when I asked for food. Father wasn't around. He was sleeping with other ladies. Everybody thought my mother was basically dead so they all moved on with their life while she was still in the chemo.

>>60183218
It's a game about badass samurai and shit, but ashigaru are so cost effective both you (and the fucking ai) just end up spamming hordes of dumbass peasants with sharp sticks and boys instead of using all the cool samurai you've been teaching up towards. And moreover it's not at all historical for the period, without a rebalance mod the game just plays like shit and lends itself to unfun tactics

>>60183408

Maybe you and the others in prechat

But Shiori loves us /here/

Remember when she talked to us from bed?
That'll never happen again

>>60183408
Thank God, prechat was getting so fucking insufferable. The faggots probably drove her away with their needy faggoty.

>>60183408
Hope their discord doomposts about it and get their act straight.

>>60183657
But what about OUR needy faggots

>>60183718
I hope they just kill themselves and get it over with, those gay ass attention whores probably make her so uncomfortable with their blatant simping

you guys make me paranoid like I've done something wrong in a relationship stop it

>>60183732
Those are novelights.

She only appears when prechat gets back into 'kissing their homies'. You know what to do.

Sherry

>>60183871
Well, the silent treatment is the peak GFE. The only way to come back from that is to learn what you did wrong. She won't tell you. That plus you need to make her laugh.

>page 11

Just let it die.
The Novella ends here.

Sweet release~

It's Shiover.

Why are novelites like this.

>>60184090
I demand a sequel

Morning novelites
some of you should start doing some reps so you won't need to be so dependent on shiorium

Turn the page

My wife

I loved her...