/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>60127671
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments:
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

Will Tempus ever get new outfits or did Magni and Vesper fuck it up for everyone?

>>60127710
Three months, one week, and four days.

>>60127513
Yes, thank you for your understanding, anon

>>60127700
Amen

Ike and Hakka metal collab sex

>>60127710
We’ve just finished our meeting at Cover HQ concerning this matter. Glad to report that the new succubus outfits will be coming out within 2 months.

>>60127700
Amen.

>>60127995
Management always looking for what the people want, thanks

>>60127995
The pain of being Magni and seeing everyone else get slutty succubus outfits but you...

>>60127700
Amen.

>>60128274
Unbearable

>>60127700
WE THEM BOYZ WE THEM BOYZ WE THEM BOYZ
AMEN

ALTARE LOVE

we hate regis altare

>>60128486
Love this blue fuck

>>60128292
>>60128407
I want to make him with child so bad

I can't stop thinking about how Hakka kept calling Hakkitos cute for confusing the karaoke game for an actual karaoke

Piss was robbed

Another watchalong now hosted by Flayon on Saturday, also open call

Meh, I'm not all that interested in a watchalong with Flayon and I've already seen 1408 so I'll skip that one. Excited for Friday the 13th though.

>>60129434
I liked it, cute teasing.

>>60129692
worst doxtellion artist

>>60129743
Doesn't 1408 have multiple different endings? I really hope they specify which version they are renting from or else everyone will be confused.

>>60131796
>Doesn't 1408 have multiple different endings?
isn't that only for the DVD and theater release? the versions on streaming services might be the same? i don't own netflix

https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka/status/1711220874290811004

>>60133054
Another cover on Saturday?

New outfit when?
Japan off collab when?
3D when?
Concert when?

>>60133054
Nice, so Hakka and Altare confirmed for the F13 watchalong

>>60133054
Nice.
>>60133206
I don't think so, since his cover releases he always labels "special zatsudan" Could be trying to change it up, to catch people off guard.

>>60133244
>another japan arc
no

>>60129735
I love 1408. I love the King short story and I love Cusack. This is going to be very kino.

>>60133244
Eventually, you impatient fuck

>>60133244
>possibly end of this year/beginning of next
>never hopefully
>2025 in all likelihood, early or mid
>2026

>>60128407
I want to go "Got yer tongue lol" at him

>>60133054
>Limbo
nice, Playdead goated

THE BETTEL SHORTAGE IS TOO SCARY. I HATE HALLOWEEN NOW.

>>60133244
I'm surprised "Gen3 when?" wasn't one of your questions.

>>60135472
He streamed earlier *sprays you*

>Hakka climbs out of my monitor
Nice, time to test my new mouth shaped onahole.

>>60138679
Corrupted Hakka will peck at your penis

>>60138679
hey shinri

I'm so anxious cause my tempantsu finally arrived in my country today but I'm going to be on the other side of the country for the next week and I just KNOW the postman is going to leave it at the door without a signature

>Tokyo, JAPAN — COVER Corporation (Minato-ku, Tokyo, Japan, CEO: Motoaki Tanigo) announced today the new unit “hololive English -Promise-“. Five talents from hololive English, IRyS, Ceres Fauna, Ouro Kronii, Nanashi Mumei, and Hakos Baelz, will join together and begin their activites as members of the new unit.


Yes, yes, I know this is Hololive news, but I wanted to point this part out:

>Accordingly, VSinger project “Project:HOPE” has been closed, and IRyS will now officially belong to “hololive English -Promise-” starting from October 8th, 2023 (PDT).

I wonder if this means that standalone EN VSingers are no longer a viable option in the eyes of Cover Corp, and the future is purely unit-arian. Either way, unless they put out a specific call for VSinger auditions, I don't think this bodes well for those of us who have been hoping for an EN VSinger Star.

>>60139628
Sounds like they just consolidated Hope+Council since everyone treats them like a unit anyway

>>60139628
Honestly how VSingers differentiated from regular Vtubers wasn't that clear to me since they do most of the same shit. Didn't really expect a Star VSinger in the first place anyhow.

>>60139628
Oh so that's the "Promise" thing I was seeing on twitter. That's so dumb.

>>60127671
I wish any of the boys were Christian, because that is what I am too.

>>60139981
In order for a vsinger to work they need to have a 3D model from the get go so that they can partake in multiple concerts, the way it is now Cover will take 1 year to make a 3D model and by then they're already completely irrelevant.

>>60139902
Nah, that's exactly what it is. But "CouncilRyS" probably couldn't be trademarked, and thus they couldn't put it on merch to sell.

>>60139981
I wasn't sure what the difference was either, but someone in these threads said that VSingers have a larger team, whose primary goal is probably to produce and publish music.

>>60139628
I'd rather a group than a dedicated vsinger. Being the odd one out was lonely, but a group would be nice. Maybe not add them to Tempus but have them be their own thing this time.

>>60140117
I hate that I read this as Chris Chan somewhere in the good timeline, he gets his shit together and leverages his past infamy into being a funny streamer online who did not fuck his mom

>>60140246
2d only could still work, but the company need to pump out songs or albums consistently if they really want a VSinger.

>>60140408
>Chris Chan
The best timeline for him is probably the one where the internet never found out he existed :/
>>60139628
Inshallah it shall be me. I am the best male singer I know

>>60140803
>Golden timeline:his parents corrected his tard behavior so he didn't go around on LoveQuests or mace niggas at GameStop
>Funniest timeline: he joins Stars EN and convinces YAGOO to let him sing songs from Christian and the Hedgehog Boys

>>60139295
Kek something similar happened to me, luckily I got home like two days before so I wish you luck

>>60140117
Bettel has always given me sheltered Christian autist vibes.

>>60134162
>>2025 in all likelihood, early or mid
Don't think it's gonna take that long since Cover has been accelerating the kaigai branch 3D debuts that were postponed because of Covid. ID3 is gonna get theirs this month and Tempus is next in line, so if Cover can get it done fast it's likely that they can get them in 2024

>>60141605
I'm glad you say that because bettel is my broshi! My only other suspicions... Shinri, or maybe Flayon...
And of course Hakka probably has Catholic heritage, but idk if he takes it seriously at all.

>>60141605
>Weird basic white nigga that probably picked up a love of edgy goth shit in high school
Half of the people I saw that went all 'Lol hail Satan' were the ones with practicing Christian parents and were going through family issues of some kind at home (divorce, death in the family, abuse, etc)

Good night MANS, have a good 4th of July

>>60144723
Goodnight anon, happy Christmas

>>60144723
gnight, merry thanksgiving

>>60146033
why they nekid

>>60146055
They just got raped by me

>>60146055
why not

>>60140117
Axel's family never celebrated Christmas or his birthday and it looks like religion reason

>>60146431
And birthdays...? Very curious...

>>60146431
Axel is a muslim...

Hello /MANS/, I haven't been here in forever and am getting FOMO, can I get some of the lastest fanarts OCs and reaction images you guys saved from your X feeds? Thanks

>>60146488
>"Let's fuck some dudes" was a holy reference to bacha bazi this whole time

>>60146951
yabacha bazi doo

>>60146693

>>60146488
No wonder he's close with the ID girls

https://twitter.com/yayi_aaa/status/1711156956457517430

Arupi cute~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBcbhOxJTUQ

>>60148237
MECHABIRB LOOOVEEEEE

>>60147477
NTA but if you have anymore stupid images like this please share them

>>60148399
>>60146693

>>60148448
Lmao thank you

>>60148399
Have a Bettel version.

https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1711281933144010888

>>60148776
podcast schizo was right

>>60148675
Appreciated

kinda wanna sit in this things lap while its teeth are nestled in the meat of my shoulder

>>60146693

>>60146693

>>60149420
Who's on the right?

>>60149563
rpr 2.0

>>60133244
>Japan Arc

Please no

>>60148776
understandable, today is a holiday in japan

>>60149825
Heh I wondered as much. Good for him

I'd like to thank whoever drew my wife on the magmaboard.

>>60150344
Sex

dingo in 30
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUO10KR6k2w

>>60149129
I just wanna hug this thing

>>60151092
he's so addicted to this game

Axel wants a harem

>>60151838
best hes gonna get is a harem from /here/

Axel is just like me fr fr

yo I haven't watched leader in a while, the doggo asset he has, is it really one dog with 3 heads or just three dogs? does it have a name? is there some lore to that doggo?

>>60152283
It's not canon, it's supposed to represent his real dog and it has 3 heads. Idr the name, it was something dumb

He definitely read that one anon complaining about wasting his money for tier 3 membership

>>60152511
Wasn't that months ago

>>60152761
I think it was last week? There were bunch of posts addressing Axel kek

>Axel getting tossed and fucked around
ToT

>Spooky month
Can't wait for more spooky games from the boys!
>Chilla's art
October isn't what it used to be

>>60154102
Bettel mentioned that he wants to play until dawn and outlast2

I miss Axel

did axel mention what he's streaming in a couple of hours?

>>60154102
What spooky games would you like them to play?

>>60154546
Even he doesn't know

>>60154546
i hope he plays something new. someone suggested hotline miami to him sometime ago iirc. thatd be good

>>60155138
Isn't hotline miami banned in northern elysium

>>60155249
Only the second one. And you can still PLAY it, it just can't be sold

>>60140117
>looking to an anime streamer for representation

>>60156043
what a good mother
captcha youre shitting me now

That reminds me, isn't the Shincat from /here/?
https://twitter.com/ShinriOOC/status/1710855932031254599

>>60156043
CUTE
>>60155282
Australia is full of fags. How do I convince one of the boys to steam gift the dingo Hotline Miami 2?

>>60156213
That is for sure from here kek

Did anyone archive Magni's membership posts? Not the images but what he wrote?

Scorned magmite did

>>60156258
Everyone goes on about Axel being /here/ but didnt some anon ask an OP once for sauce on an old ass pic that Shinri proceeded to retweet shortly after getting the sauce? Kek

>>60156473
Shinri is definitely /here/ too, but Axel is just funnier as a target kek

>>60156473
That really couldn't have been a coincidence...

>>60156473
I don't watch Shinri a lot but sometimes during collabs he talks like he were posting /here/

>>60156085
he is with us in spirit

>>60156433
Ah I forgot about them, thanks

>>60156213
what the fuck kek

abayo
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1711361523325817009

>>60156516
Orange men…

Axel's still opening cases btw

>>60156725
RAPE AND KILL THESE FAGGOT ISPS HOLY SHIT!!!!

>>60156473
His pl confirms /here/
I love you Shinri I hope you slept well last night. Have a good day off.

>>60156739
At this rate I will have to make Trump edits of Axel and Shinri
>>60156516
I am certain all of the boys have been/here/ at least once out of morbid curiosity. Wouldn't be surprised if Magni saved porn from here. Or if Bettel wonders which part of the Bettelion are aspiring rapists (it's all of them)

>>60157264
What would be Magni's favorite type of porn

Do you think Cover are planning to change Tempus/HQ/Vanguard branding someday later down the line?

>>60157407
HQ and Vanguard was always unofficial, so they don't have to rebrand anything and just drop them

So no Dingo stream?

"mom and dad fighting" was magnoir vs cover wasn't it

>>60157541
Who cares? They’re dead

>>60157450
Yeah I guess. Also Altare's podcast name would've been fucked by branding changes(thank god he didn't named it MANA podcast)

Favorite class swap?
https://twitter.com/beet/status/1711120002655670706

>>60157541
Who's the mom? Who's the dad? Who's getting topped?

>>60157264
magni jerking off to all the axmag that got posted ouugh

>>60157622
Hakkarcher is cute

>>60157622
i like how shinri's an old school pilot

>>60157622
Alchemist Axel looks very cute

>>60156739
Not just the men, but the women and (questionable) the children

>>60157622
Lol leader would be such a terrible scholar

>>60157622
altare looks so bullyable. tell me more about bioweapons, nerd

>>60157622
bettel and altare are so cute

>>60157622
im a sucker for those types of pilot hats, shinri looks so cute
axel would make nothing my pipe bombs and ricin

>>60157541
>Altare got harassed for weeks over this stupid fucking phrase for literally no reason
>It wasn’t even about him in the first place
I mean, duh.

>>60157757
He's like an anomaly. He sounds like nerd with little bit of shy demeanor, you'll never guessed that he was a jock in first impression.

>>60157843
I don't think Altare actually got harassed right? Just idiots here fighting each other

>>60157881
I don’t know what I would call “spamming hate comments in his chat, on his videos, and at his Twitter” other than that.

>>60157959
Did they really? I didn't see any of that

>>60157881
Nta, I saw a few snarky but vague comments here and there, I don't know if he got harassed per se

>>60157363
Yes

>>60158039
god we needed more fucked up and evil magni he was so hot

>>60158128
The valentine's vp fucked me up, I really wanted more of that

will Axel continue FF7

>>60158154
yeah,, i really wanted to see him lean more into that uncaring of human life part of his character, save for the few his guarded little heart turned to care about, cause it was so cool.
so instead i am just going to pretend to believe that magni became fully corrupted and is now some evil shadow god like picrel

>>60157622
HAKKA SO CUTEEEEE TvT

>>60152414
Good thing about the dog having three heads is that it's more difficult to die suffocated too

>>60158424
That's not cool dude.

>>60158388
>Magni and Vesper sacrificing themselves for the guild but getting corrupted into cruel shadows of themselves like (Madoka spoilers)witches

>>60158388
I always thought that was omega

>>60157881
People spread all kinds of shitty rumours about him because of that, and it wasn’t just /here/. He definitely saw at least some of it

>>60158357
about as likely as shinri continuing starfield and altare finishing hi-fi rush

>>60158451
Sorry I still can't get over how out of nowhere that story was and how fake it sounded

>>60158534
FUCK YOUUUUU

>>60158632
chu~

>>60158604
That’s an incredibly common way for a pet to die dude

>>60156415
>a maglord always pays his debts
will forever be burned into my mind. No archive needed.

>>60158707
he is so cute

>>60158628
this makes me think of that funny altxel drawing

>>60158791
I miss him so much

did Axel cancel his stream?

>>60158707
I wonder how he's gonna deal with his student loan now

>>60158951
read
>>60156725

>>60158534
Apologize to Hi Fi Rush anon NOW

>>60158679
>burgerlanders throw so much garbage around the house that it's common for their pets to kill themselves with it
Grim

>>60158604
He’s not even the only person I know whose dog died like that. It would be a genuinely bizarre thing to lie about. If your reasoning is “he didn’t sound sincere enough” you should know by now that that’s literally just how he talks.

>>60159094
Thank you for defending me ;;

>>60158604
He seems to bottle up a lot of stuff and just have sudden outbursts, like his birthday stream, the zatsu after the Everything Goes On release, and his last unarchived karaoke stream. He said his dog did while they were prepping for debut so he never had a chance to really process it.

My legs are tired! Good thing my friend Mr. Magmite agreed to be my ride. Not sure why he wants an "Enn Ward Pass" in exchange or what it is tho

oh axel mentioned maybe doing another marshmallow stream? wonder if hell ever do something like his room review again then with pets or something i wanna see some cute dogs

>>60140803
he probably would have ended up doing the exact same shit and gone down the same path (he was already showing degenerate signs even before he started doing his online crap in the early 00s) only thing is that there weren't thousands of people trying to document him making that process speed up

Shinri-kun...One day he will mansplain the stars to you...one day...

>>60159541
Rooting for psishman

>>60159459
It probably want a kiss, they aren't the greatest at speech

>>60159655
I gave him a kiss. Now he yells at me for thinking he's a "Nyeh Gar Lover" and keeps visiting me in a ghost costume :D

>>60159459
...

>>60160704
Cute, I think the ghost costume is some sort of a wedding gown

>>60160706
Cute, they can party with Miyabi

Weren’t we supposed to be getting a new NTR episode today?

>>60162218
Tomorrow since he submitted the audio to management too late

>>60160706
aw i love this

I'm a little glad Axel's isp fucked up, he should rest more

A classic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QPHGCRV30Y

>>60146693

>>60164511
FREE MY NIGGA, HE DINDU NUFFIN

Axel is boning me ToT

What's the worst merch you can think of that you would still buy it? Doesn't even need to be about the quality of it.
I would ironically buy a customized toilet seat

>>60165148
Congrats

>>60165313
The worst thing I could think of is bread in a can. I saw it once with an anime girl stamped on it.
Which now thinking about it, it’s kind of like those cakes in a jar Cover sold kek

>>60165313
Tempus funko pops

>>60166010
Only if Axel has his mask on, would kinda disguise the disgusting funko look

>>60165313
Tempus themed scented candles. This is assuming they have generic scents and aren't meant to smell like the boys.

>>60164429
For me its https://twitter.com/sarahnizzle/status/1661367889184669696

>>60166984
>JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL
man, this is so perfect

>>60166984
Yeah, that long pour was gold.

>>60166010
you're so right

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBcbhOxJTUQ

>>60166010
….
Yeah, this too

Has Bettel's mama ever acknowledged bettel2 outside of the first stream? (and the awful misunderstanding that happened after)

>>60168127
no

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wfxk8-Cc2Mc

>>60168726
Still my favorite animation

>>60168847
Mine too, Flayon's was a close 2nd

Hakka's >>>>>> all the others, for me, honestly. You really get a good sense of who he is from it, and there are so many fun little details in it for fans who have been watching since debut.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOkpvx3ElG8

>>60168927
I'm still hoping someone has and posts the full version of Flayon's animation for Tempus week

>>60168726
i only liked this one and hakka's

i never thought i'd get invested into any vtuber, but for some reason i cant help but love hakka, i dont know why

>>60169231
>>60169568
Oh yeah, Hakka's was good too, but the rest is... not good, they fail at highlighting them. I wonder what Magnoir's animations were like

>>60169663
I don't think they ever had any? Didn't they not start asking for moment/clip recommendations until after those two had already graduated?

>>60169759
Not after the graduations, but while they were MIA

>>60169817
Ah yeah, I got it mixed up. I just remembered those two never put up a post asking for clips.

>>60156070
Nothing wrong with wanting to be able to relate to muh streamor

>>60169655
>Funny latino bro
>Strong interests
>Good music
He's a compelling guy

>>60165313
Glizzies.

They actually sold these in Japan as a marketing strat.

>>60169655
why do you love him, anon? I am curious

>>60169655
Man's got zest

>>60170417
I would buy 10 of these if they had Axel's face in it

>>60170417
I saw this but I forgot how bad it was. Usually branded food has something unique with how it looks to kinda excuse the high price but this is legit just a hotdog with a png slapped on top of it

>>60170417
the holoxdog...

>>60170417
is that just a costco hotdog in a bag? without even the soda?

>>60170989
Basically what it is, yeah. Question is how many would buy a hotdog with a Tempus png on it.

https://twitter.com/k9_kuro/status/1711434928939032779
Bettel's no. 1 fan

>>60171192

>>60171192
go back

Why are you all homosexual

>>60171814
sorry bro but I'm straight, you'll have to look somewhere else to find someone to fuck you in the ass

>>60171898
straight people don't want male vtubers

>>60171962
I'm sorry that you're looking for emotional support in vtubers, I just wanna watch some games and have fun

>>60171962
Sure, if you're a little baby who needs a 2d mommy to constantly fantasize about as your fuck doll. Other people like being entertained by people with actual personalities instead of moe brain damage

>>60171682
nta but go back where lol. People can like other vtubers outside of Tempus too

Who do you think jerks off the most in Tempus? Easy answer is Flayon but I could very much see Altare losing hours throughout his day just masturbating and then going to sleep completely dead inside

>>60172666
All the fan reps

>>60172666
shinri

i'm glad starfield and lies of p arc are over.

>>60172666
roru Axel

https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka/status/1711450135694114843

>>60172969
Tempus joint effort to get Shinri into a rut

was readin some rando manga randomly found altare lol

>>60172969
show us your wild side, Shinri

>>60173011
ToT

>>60172759
Axel certainly talks about it the most

>>60172741
Will Shinri ever finish a game?

>>60173094
>blue eyes

>>60171877
He can't stop the sekuhara, even on the field...

>>60172666
Shinri or Axel. Axel is permanently at an above average level of horny, but Shinri goes into intense heat like every two weeks.

>>60173342
shinri's never finished a game. he still hasn't even finished slime rancher 2 that he played at debut.

God, sometimes I hate this blue fuck

>>60174296
oh yeah slime rancher, the game famous for not having an ending

Why did he do it MANS

>>60173094
i found magni in one a few months ago

>>60174380
>not having an ending
just like real ranching. the only true ending is when you family farm gets bought up by a megacorp.

http://youtube.com/live/JDmb0RFQ6Uo

>>60174443
actually cute

>>60174367
I love this blue little fuck

>>60174367
what the FUCK is THAT

>>60174367
A... Altnowa.......

>>60174812
Golftare

>>60174367
he's inching towards astel level shitpost thumbnails

>>60174367
Imagine if the Altaregolfball could move on its own... this blue nigga would be launching itself into people's assholes at 73 mph and rip itself out through the armpit

>>60171962
straight females exist

>>60175373
Shame that nigger can't meet any

>>60175350
Your mind is very interesting

We airdrop a naked, shivering Bettel in the woods. 30 minutes later, we airdrop the rest of the Tempus boys into the woods. Who is going to rape Bettel first? Bettel2 is not an option because I have him occupied with Dan Abnett novels and it's gonna take him a while.

>>60141605
>>60143067
I think he mentioned going to church as a kid, can't remember what stream. And I guess he kind of hinted at it in the most recent Family Feud? So yeah, that fits

>>60174595
>>60174367
So beautiful

>>60172666
I'm gonna say Axel, he gives me the vibes. Altare idk, maybe? I think Shinri recently said that he used to be super horny in his early 20's, but he's normal now, so not him.

>>60175906
>he's normal now
Lol, he wishes

think this yume is having a real hard time but the art is nice at least

>>60175901
Flayon, why is this even a guestion

>>60175901
>30 minutes later
He's already dead

>>60175350
that sentence did not end the way i was expecting it to lol

>>60175901
Altare would rape a corpse probably

>>60176133
I want snuggles with Maggie! Lots of nice pets and scritches and he can take me on trips to where the untermagsch live so I can watch them die and then he gives me kisses and hugs me when he sleeps

>>60174443
Magni is busy taking hostages in isreal

"He seems happy, but you know, it's almost like he wants to say something...but he just says 'that's whatever," you know?"
https://twitter.com/axelnoises/status/1711408703084114152

>>60175838
What's also interesting is that the human anus could conceivably stretch wide enough to fit a squirrel or raccoon. Catalog anus can fit the Empire State Building

>>60176549
God I hate how forced this is, people can't shut up about Axel calling Altare his girlfriend when it was chat. Altare is just Altare though

>>60176549
missed opportunity for altare to say
>"and he just says dickanballz"
Also I love this payoff from Axel's stream kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q51wLTDMOk4&t=5631

>>60176743
You're right, Altare isn't his gf. He's his wife now.

>>60176549
kek, I didn't know axel had a noises account, nice

>>60176743
It's a joke that lasted for like two streams dude, relax.

>>60177009
You didn't even watch the clip... they broke up...

>>60176842
Yeah the "But...if Altare was tall." was great.

Everyone in Tempus is dating everyone else in Tempus until they graduate, thems the rules

everyone in tempus is dating me, even after they graduate, thems the rules

>>60177389
oh yeah i remember yagoo saying that

>>60177389
Yes, that's what it means to "sail the same boat". Everyone knows this.

>>60177558
>the boat is my pussy

>>60175350
I need this as a drawing. Idk why

>>60176743
Altare didn’t even play into it lmao it’s a joke bro just say you don’t like Shiny Spicy

Hello, /mans/, do any anons have some cool tempus art saved?
Not looking for stuff that's just pretty

Do you guys think is possible for Tempus to ever have a trap/shota looking member in the future? Something Kaoru or Kira but for the english audience of Tempus.
Obviously is something that works in JP but I don't know if it would in english without being maybe a bit cringe, people taking it way too seriously or even seeing it in a political way. Everytime I see Rio makes me wonder if it is possible to get someone that is more trap/shota than Flay in Tempus.

>>60178029

>>60178029
cool is subjective, what is cool to you

What I think each Tempus member's sweat smells like:

>Bettel
Doesn't sweat a lot. Probably smells very mild and dries off quickly. He doesn't drink enough water so I can imaging the salty residue on his skin after a good gym session.

>Hakka
Born and bred Latino so he sweats like a fountain. Probably smells fairly tangy if not outright zesty and continues to do so as he dries.

>Flayon
Straight up face-scrunching musk that gets stronger, albeit less pleasant, as he dries. Is most potent around the pits area.

>Shinri
Probably has the best smelling sweat when it's fresh. A strong, masculine and overpowering odour that gives way to a more muted and calm scent.

>Axel
Very similar to Shinri, although his sweat tends to keep it's odor as it dries moreso than Shinri's.

>Altare
Barely sweats at all and when he does it smells fairly mild. His scent is the most difficult to pinpoint because there's always hints of something that you can't quite make out in his odour. Dries off very quick and doesn't smell once he's fully dry.

>>60178113
>if it is possible to get someone that is more trap/shota than Flay in Tempus
It's possible, sure, but I don't know if they'd bother since it's a tricky thing to make work in the west, and I don't think even Flayon is really making enough money for them to justify taking a risk on that.

>>60178113
It's possible sure; Niji has a trap-ish vtuber but it doesn't really work too well because for a femboy character to do well in the west he'd very much have to completely whore himself out because unfortunately people are not interested otherwise. And that would entail making very coomer and gachi content that is essentially the exact opposite of the Tempus method. So it's certaily possible to get a femboy vtuber, twitch has lots of them, but it wouldnt work

>>60174443
Sauce? Please I am just a thirsty little mag

Am I making next OP Altare's dumb golf ball thumbnail or do we have something nicer

>>60178588
Hey! My stupid blue child worked hard on that!

>>60178588
We should make the golf ball thumbnail the OP image for the next three threads.

>>60178283
i want to suck a hole through flayon's armpits

>>60173094
I also read this earlier. The guy is a member of a 6 person idol group too kek

>>60178588
I vouch for golftare thumbnail, he put all his heart into it

>>60178543
I guess that makes sense, the idea of a femboy/shota vtuber interests me but I never seen one that doesn't act like a whore ALL of the time (often being their entire schtick) and that always has bothered me, from any vtuber really, since is such a common thing since it gets a lot of attention, at least in the EN vtubers circles.
Probably this is more like a monkey's paw type of wish if anything. The best case scenario is someone like Kaoru where the model is the only girly thing about them and I would be fine with it.

>>60178113
i want a babiniku for holostars en

>>60179076
Me too.

>>60178586
it's yaoi if you're into that
https://nhentai.to/g/351365

>>60179069
Isn't Rio also kind of a whore though? The language barrier just makes it more bearable since he's so innocent in English, still love the guy

>>60179218
We're on /MANS/ what do you think? Thanks anon chu~

>>60179325
I don't think he talks about sex all the time

>>60178283
>a more muted and calm scent.
the fuck does "calm" smell like?

>>60179325
R-rio is a whore...?

>>60179325
From what I understand all of Uproar acts like energetic dumb teenager boys when they are together and they are as much of a "whore" like the rest of Tempus. But to me there's a huge difference between doing an inmature joke or action sometimes and people constantly acting horny, saying explicit shit often and doing suggestive stuff to have it clipped on youtube with an nsfw cropped picture of themselves as a thumbnail. I seen that so often that it hurts.

>>60179778
https://youtu.be/LP5FQ0-AtP8?si=OkhUFCOz9TVLMqVk&t=145

>>60179989
M-my cute, innocent boy...

>>60179989
He said he would take responsibility so he's a gentleman!

>>60179989
There was a point in that stream where Gamma was just doing t-poses and saying "t" and it lives rent free in my mind for some reason

>>60178588
what are you going to make the subject

>>60170235
>Good music
>screamo/nu-metal/metalcore
Debatable but I agree with everything else

take me back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3hKsDiWSVY

>>60180730
of all the videos/collabs you couldve chosen you chose that lmao. You deserve what happened.

>>60180540
The edition? What do you want it to be?

>>60180713
I meant what I said
I don't like all of his songs, but when they're good they're good, and gives him a very unique flavor amongst almost any other vtuber or utaite

>>60178029

>>60180785
That one had the most entertainment value out of his twitch celebrity arc. Well, people said the one with the faggot dog was good but I can't stand him so I didn't watch it.

>>60180874
Fair

>>60180945
Axel's allright, man

>>60180945
Sorry, no such thing as an entertaining Vwhore. Especially not that Vwhore.

>>60180785
you

>>60181038
It's not about her, it's the time loop drama and wondering when they'll break free

My life sucks so much I wish Tempus would cease to exist so I could kms already

>>60181302
bruh make some tempura friends or something, don't be a ridiculous faggot

LOVE

>>60171962
I'm straight. I watch the girls and Tempus. I find that Cover scouts talented and entertaining streamers. Sometimes I want to watch cute girls do cute things and sometimes I want to chill with the boys.

>>60181438
wowie yummy wummy yowie

this was 8 months ago...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLKAGnkF79A&t=1836s

>>60181378
I'm very secluded, even if I did join the community after all this time I would eventually feel overwhelmed and ghost everyone forever
Now that I think about it I may have been too harsh on Nowa seeing as I do the same dumb shit

>>60181492
It was in fact almost 9 months ago.

>>60181542
Nowa was a retard, but he seems to have found his place in all this mess, now. So it's never hopeless, anon.

Walkabout mini golf is one of the best vr games out, I'm happy i get to watch altare play, but sad I'll never get to watch magni mald over it.

>>60181603
Hakka should be expecting any day now in that case

This fucking guy
https://twitter.com/gavisbettel/status/1711488814383067573

>>60181542
online friendships aren't like rl friendships, they don't need as much up keep and you can integrate slowly. you can come and go to suit your level of "whelm" and tempura are the open arms type, except for certain kois so you'll be fine
otherwise, jump on a new hobby irl, preferably one that gets you out of the house but at the very least excited. you're just in a ditch rn, it's not permanent unless you kys

>>60181695
No one but you cares about the interactions between them

>>60181795
I care. What exactly is the problem?

>>60181438
mechabirb pls... i'm starving...

>>60181542
me rn, nuked all the friends groups i had and returned to lurk. gramps menhera was always too relatable

>>60181653
I don't like golf games but you've raised my expectations

>>60181542
nta but damn, this fucking sounds so much like me. At least I made a tempura friend very recently, it have been hard not to feel overwhelmed but is baby steps. All I can say is that things get better even when I am not in a better place to say that.

>>60181695
God forbid

>>60181695
The Chaos are cute, what about it?

>>60181795
Sorry anon. Would you prefer he interact with clockwoman or some other holowhore so you can self insert as him INSTEAD?

>>60181978
Tempus members would be good enough ;)